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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour.
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Morning. Good morning.
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Oh, please, just observing.
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Where is the Post Office?
There's one on the high street.
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Opens at nine. High street?
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Have you got anything for me?
Oh, yes.
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Home Office. I'll add it to the bag.
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Erm... May I?
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Ah. Morning, Sami.
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Good morning.
Any news from Yasmin?
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Let me check again.
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No.
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I have a question. Shoot.
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What is E?
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E is for Elliot.
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Who's Elliot?
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Elliot is John's father.
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So, what's the plan, Stan?
What's today?
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Post Office. 9am. Why?
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I show them my registration card.
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The government gives me money
while I wait for asylum application.
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So they bloody should. Peter?
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I'm picking up John after school,
yes. What are you gonna do with him?
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I've got a plan. Yeah.
What is the plan?
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A surprise.
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Because, you know, if it's a petting
zoo and a packet of Quavers,
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he'll hate that.
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Well, it's not. He's not a twat.
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I know. It matters,
afternoons like this.
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Message received.
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We'll have fun.
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Morning.
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It's ready.
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Come upstairs, Sami.
John's got a surprise for you.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Oh...
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OK, come upstairs.
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What is this? Sami,
it looks like you may need...
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John, kill the music, love.
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Sami, it looks like you may need
to spend some more time with us,
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so I'd like to give you
the spare room.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you very, very, very much.
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Yes, I was using this
as office space,
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but it's yours now, apparently.
We talked about this, Peter.
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No, no, no, it's fine. I mean, this
is how Trump happens, but it's fine.
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Please enjoy the spare room.
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Peter, I insist you share this
with me for your work.
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Right.
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Well, obviously, I'd have to base
myself near the router.
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The Wi-Fi signal here
is as weak as barley water,
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but if I could kind of
hot desk between the hookah
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and the bin, then we might
be in business.
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Good. Yep.
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Excellent. John set all this up.
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Is it like Damascus?
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Almost exactly. Thank you, John.
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The rug's facing east.
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I checked on my compass.
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OK.
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He downloaded a call
to prayer as well.
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Mo Salah and Mo Farah.
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To give it a bit of atmosphere.
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They're your mob, aren't they,
the Mos?
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We're aware you probably haven't
had a chance to pray yet,
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so, you know, now's your chance.
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Right.
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Thank you very much.
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Can I speak to you outside, please?
Yeah.
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I'm...
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I'm not Muslim. What?
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I'm Christian. Piss off!
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Really? Really. Oh.
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I do not know the Muslim prayer.
Right.
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It's just he's gone
to so much trouble.
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Could you busk it?
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And, when you think about it,
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that would be
the Christian thing to do.
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OK. Busky, busky.
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May I be alone please?
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Oh, of course. Mm.
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# Minnesota Twins... #
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Amen.
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Thank you, I feel better.
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I'm sure she'll call soon, Sami.
I hope so.
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First day back at school, John.
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Very exciting. I hate this tie.
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You look handsome, darling.
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I look like Mr Bean.
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I'm going in here.
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First day at a new school.
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A new school?
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A new school where his mum is
the head of year.
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It is the nightmare.
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It is the nightmare.
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He was at a private school,
but his dad stopped paying the fees.
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Elliot? Yeah. I see.
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Abu reiha.
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What was that?
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I'm calling him a very bad name.
Abu reiha.
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Ooh, what does it mean?
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The father of stinky smells.
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Right.
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I was expecting something worse,
to be honest.
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Well, I've never met him.
Give it another go.
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El sharmouta.
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What's that?
Son of a bitch. That's better.
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His mum never liked me anyway.
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Hi. Morning.
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Just one treat, OK?
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Hello. Hi.
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Aren't you going to introduce us?
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Er...
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This is Sami. All right. Hi!
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And what is this gentleman's name?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean, you don't know?
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I mean, I don't know.
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We've never done names.
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He owns your nearest shop.
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What is your name? Erm, Raj.
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Wow! Raj.
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Raj, meet Katy and John.
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John and Katy meet Raj.
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Hi. Hi, Raj.
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I mean, the shop is called Raj.
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My name's above the shop.
Yes, but I didn't know you were Raj.
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Pretty likely though, isn't it?
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Sami is from Syria.
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Right. So, you know... What?
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You probably have
a lot...to talk about.
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I'm from Streatham. Right.
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Oh, you mean because
we both have brown faces?
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No, I didn't say that. No, no.
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It's fine. You're right.
We all tend to keep in touch.
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What shade of brown is that?
I call it desert sand.
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You? Kit Kat.
I like these brown conversations.
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We should do this more often.
I think so.
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Right, better get going
or we'll be late.
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Thanks, Raj. Thank you, Raj.
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Know where you're going? Yeah.
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Know where you're going?
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Do you want me to walk in
with you? No.
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See you later.
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I don't want to be here.
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Deep breath in.
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Deep breath out.
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I am the master of my fate.
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I am the captain of my soul.
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I am the master of my fate.
I am the captain of my soul.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Everybody inside.
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You snooze, you lose. Good morning.
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Got your registration card? Yes.
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£37 and 75p per week.
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That's right. Is that a lot?
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Not for me to say, sir.
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How much is a stamp? 67p.
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It is not a lot. It's fuck all.
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If you don't like it, mate,
you can piss off home.
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Sorry? We're full up, sunshine.
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Brexit.
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We're not a soft touch any more.
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Please, believe me, I do not want
to take this money.
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Well, don't then. We've got our own
to look after, eh?
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We've got old people, kids.
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We've got an abandoned generation
of children in this country.
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Please, you take it.
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Fuck off.
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Really, for your family.
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I am sorry. I am so sorry.
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Besides, we don't fund terrorists.
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Don't do it, son.
That'd be a mistake.
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Here, take this.
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No, no, no. I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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Yes, you can.
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Don't give him your money.
It's fine.
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No, it's not fine. It's fine.
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Because you're gonna give me
your money.
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Eh?
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You're gonna give me your money.
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No. Yes.
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Make me.
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I can't make you,
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but he can.
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I'm not even gonna ask.
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It's just gonna happen.
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David's my grandson.
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Extraordinary, isn't it?
What a funny little rainbow we are.
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I'm one of the abandoned generation
of children you were chatting about.
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He is.
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It doesn't make me proud
to say this,
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but if you don't give it to him,
he's gonna open your lid,
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turn you upside down
and tap the shit out of you.
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Thank you.
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I fought in Suez.
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Tarted up in me best khaki, had a
shit sandwich and came home again.
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Don't know why I was there.
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It turns out why I was there
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was partly for the reason
you're here...
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..so history connects us.
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Mind-blowing, isn't it?
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Now, on your way before I start
sucking me own cock.
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It's not normally this complicated.
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I suppose it means getting
a bit carried away,
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liking the sound of your own voice.
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Sucking your own cock?
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Huh.
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The Guardian?
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You want one? This one likes me?
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This one likes you.
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This one likes you too.
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Oh... This one hates you.
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This one hates you.
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This one really fucking hates you.
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This one would hate you, but it's
still extremely busy telling us
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about the death of Princess Diana.
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And this one...hates you.
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Which ones do you sell the most of?
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Can I have some potato chips
instead?
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Hello? Sami, it's Peter.
Oh, hello.
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Ten minutes
until delivery.
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I need a hard copy of the inventory.
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Yes. Coming, coming.
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You need to go back home
and meet John after school.
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Work's got me over a barrel.
You know how it is.
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OK, but I thought you were going
to take him... I am.
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I'm just gonna be an hour late
or so. Just hold the fort.
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Like Davy Crockett? I've no idea.
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Just be back home at four, OK?
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Oh, and don't tell Katy
about this, will you?
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Ah, of course.
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Don't worry, Peter,
it shall be our little...
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Peter, did you get that? Coming!
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Hello?
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No! No, no, no!
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Please, please! I need my phone!
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No...
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Afternoon, Katy.
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Oh, hi, Diana.
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How was Year 8 History?
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Took some pretty heavy fire.
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Had to be choppered out.
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You'll get a medal for this,
soldier.
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Good summer hols?
Quite eventful actually.
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We're keeping it a bit quiet,
but we're trying to adopt.
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Oh, congratulations.
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I've adopted. Have you?
A Syrian boy.
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I had no idea.
That's wonderful. How old?
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36. Erm...
Found him in the boot of our car.
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Comes as standard now
with Audis apparently.
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Oh, my God, a refugee? Yeah.
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He's staying with us for a bit.
And you're comfortable with that?
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With what?
With him being in the house?
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Why wouldn't I be?
Well, around John.
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Better woman than me. Good for you.
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Right, time to win
some hearts and minds.
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Peter? Peter?
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Oh. Hi.
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Hi.
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How was the first day of school?
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OK. Where's Peter?
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00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,760
He's running late.
264
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,760
Please do not be disappointed.
265
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,680
What's the matter?
266
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,880
Nothing. What is it?
267
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,560
Somebody stole my mobile phone.
268
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,360
It had my SIM
in the cover.
269
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,400
All my photos, all my numbers.
270
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,760
My wife's number.
271
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,480
We'll find it.
272
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,640
I'm good with these things.
273
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,320
Well, the delays to the glass
partitions are non-critical,
274
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,760
but I've talked to
the Swedish suppliers...
275
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,120
Sorry, can I just take this?
Two seconds, two seconds.
276
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,160
Hello, mate. Listen, sorry we're not
spending the afternoon together...
277
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,600
Sami's had his SIM stolen.
278
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,760
We need you to bring the car
and help us find it.
279
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,320
Right. He has all of
his numbers on there.
280
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,560
OK. That's bad luck, I recognise
that, but I can't leave work, John.
281
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,080
We're at a crucial delivery stage.
282
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,760
If you don't help us, I'll tell Mum
you were late for our play date.
283
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,520
OK, that is a new low.
284
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,040
You forced me to go there, Peter.
I'm not proud.
285
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,400
I didn't want a sewer fight.
286
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,680
I don't want a sewer fight either.
Don't sewer fight me!
287
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,960
I'm gonna give you the count
of three, then I'm gonna ring Mum.
288
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,080
No. One.
289
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,360
No. Two.
290
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,720
OK, so, if Katy asks what we did...
291
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,040
Pizza Express.
292
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,960
Right. Arancini
and a shared dough ball starter.
293
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,360
Then? American Classic.
294
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,280
Good. Padana, extra goat's cheese.
295
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,200
Leggera range... Sloppy Jeffrey.
296
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,760
Giuseppe! Giuseppe. Sami, Giuseppe.
297
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,680
I need to know I can rely on you.
Don't worry about me.
298
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,960
I will be there for you.
299
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,920
Tiramisu for dessert?
Sounds too much fun.
300
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,560
It's you. Keep it disappointing.
301
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,920
Good. Good, good! Found him!
What? Who?
302
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,440
Idiot took a selfie and
he's uploaded it to the cloud.
303
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,160
Look at that. What? The sign says
Cotdene Estate behind him.
304
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,080
Cotdene Estate? Cotdene Estate,
Cotdene Estate. OK, OK, OK!
305
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,680
Is that him?
306
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,280
Yes. OK.
307
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,120
Stay frosty.
308
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,280
John, wait in the car.
309
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,000
I'll do all the talking.
310
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,400
Wait. No, no! Don't, don't, don't!
311
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,760
Good afternoon. Erm...
312
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,680
You stole my phone today.
313
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,320
That's fine, that's fine.
314
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,080
But I need it back.
315
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,760
No.
316
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,160
Look, I am new here.
317
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,360
That is the only way I have
to communicate with my family.
318
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,760
You have to understand.
319
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,320
You understand this, mate? Fuck off!
320
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,040
OK.
321
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,000
We can do things the easy way...
322
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,200
..or we can do them the hard way.
323
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,800
You didn't just steal from him.
324
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,400
You stole from me.
325
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,680
And that phone,
it's a company phone...
326
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,000
..just like this is
a company fleece.
327
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,840
You just stole from the eighth
largest commercial
328
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,560
and residential developer in the UK.
329
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,680
You just opened Pandora's box,
my friend.
330
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,320
Walk away.
331
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,800
Peter...
332
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,880
Hey, leave him alone!
333
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,120
John, relax.
Give him back the phone!
334
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,880
John! You want some more?
335
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,480
Hey, stop!
336
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,960
You're the guy from the post office,
innit? So are you!
337
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,960
What now? He stole my phone.
338
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,920
You need to stay out
of trouble, fam.
339
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,760
Oh, I know.
340
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,240
Seriously, you're like a bullshit
magnet or something.
341
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,160
I know. I'm just having a bad day.
342
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,160
Thank you. My guardian angel!
343
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,640
Yeah, guardian angel.
344
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,640
Even got wings, innit?
345
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,120
Keep your head down, yeah?
346
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,360
Thank you.
347
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,280
Now then, fellas, how was it?
348
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,640
Yeah, good, actually.
A bit of Pizza Express.
349
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,120
Nice! Yeah, arancini, dough ball
starter. Oh, I had the lot...
350
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,160
American. Pepperoni
and cheese, basically.
351
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,640
Ah! You had a good time, darling.
352
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,920
Jesus, what happened to you?!
353
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,000
It's fine. I fell over.
What happened?
354
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,120
Nothing, he... Katy, please.
Somebody stole my phone.
355
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,960
John helped me get it back. What?!
356
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,080
Yes. We called Peter at work.
It's my fault. I'm so sorry.
357
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,600
You called Peter at work?
Why were you at work?
358
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,320
You should have been out with him.
Petting zoo and a packet of Quavers.
359
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:06,120
I was late. I got his phone back.
This happened, but it was worth it.
360
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,800
You let my son get into a fight
for a phone?
361
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,720
It was the SIM, actually.
Fuck the SIM, Sami.
362
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,520
God bless you and all who sail
in you, but fuck the fucking SIM.
363
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,000
We didn't let him get into a fight.
He just waded in. Went berserk.
364
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,000
I went mental. And where do you
think he gets that from?
365
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,720
If I'd have wanted this
for us, Peter,
366
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,080
I'd have stayed with his father.
I screwed up. I'm sorry.
367
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,920
Please, I'll get my things.
I go now.
368
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,200
Yeah, mate. It's probably
for the best. No, it's not.
369
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,360
You're going nowhere. In fact...
370
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,680
..stay as long as you like, Sami.
Hang on. He is not staying...
371
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,280
Oh, tell me what I can do in my
own house, Peter! Please tell me,
372
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,720
because I am dying to know!
373
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,520
Yasmin! Hello?
374
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,400
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