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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,962 ? ? 2 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,253 LOUISE: Okay, this ketchup is full and... 3 00:00:22,277 --> 00:00:25,128 Oh, no, Gene, watch out, he's attacking your ketchup! 4 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,682 Oh, my gosh, it's a ketchup battle! 5 00:00:26,706 --> 00:00:28,448 Did we even know these two were archenemies? 6 00:00:28,466 --> 00:00:30,058 Aah! My ketchup is a pacifist! 7 00:00:30,209 --> 00:00:31,687 Louise, please don't fight with the ketchup. 8 00:00:31,711 --> 00:00:33,043 Or it becomes our restaurant's new thing 9 00:00:33,063 --> 00:00:34,229 and we finally get rich? 10 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:35,455 -No. -Yes. 11 00:00:35,473 --> 00:00:36,692 - Hey, guys. -Hey, Teddy. - Teddy! 12 00:00:36,716 --> 00:00:38,233 -Hi. -Hello to you. 13 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:39,717 (exhales) Hey, Teddy. 14 00:00:39,811 --> 00:00:42,128 Wow. Thirsty, Linda? Also, water? Ew. 15 00:00:42,147 --> 00:00:43,554 Oh, boy, here it comes. 16 00:00:43,573 --> 00:00:45,556 It's part of this whole thing Ginger told me about. 17 00:00:45,575 --> 00:00:47,634 She read an article that said it takes 21 days 18 00:00:47,652 --> 00:00:48,893 to form a new habit. 19 00:00:48,912 --> 00:00:51,971 So, my new healthy habit is drinking more water. 20 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:54,416 That's great, Linda. Not worth it, but good for you. 21 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:55,917 Yeah. I just have to train myself 22 00:00:56,086 --> 00:00:58,811 to drink ten glasses of water a day for the rest of my life. 23 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:00,571 Ten is a lot. I-I think I drink one? 24 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:02,924 - A-And it's coffee. - So, what are we having, Teddy? 25 00:01:03,075 --> 00:01:04,742 I actually need to get my food to go today. 26 00:01:04,761 --> 00:01:06,410 Oh, why aren't you eating here? 27 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:07,815 - Too much water talk. - Sort of, but also, 28 00:01:07,839 --> 00:01:09,150 I got to head out to the rec center 29 00:01:09,174 --> 00:01:10,657 to work on a wrestling ring. 30 00:01:10,675 --> 00:01:11,835 Wait, wait. A wrestling ring? 31 00:01:11,993 --> 00:01:13,473 - For what? - And don't say wrestling. 32 00:01:13,586 --> 00:01:15,920 It's for the Crustacean Nation Wrestling Federation. 33 00:01:15,939 --> 00:01:18,142 They're a group of local performance artists who dress up 34 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,775 like crabs and lobsters and stuff, and then they fight. 35 00:01:21,002 --> 00:01:23,336 What? This is happening in our town? 36 00:01:23,429 --> 00:01:24,687 Our dumb town is cool? 37 00:01:24,781 --> 00:01:26,948 Yeah, I think it started at Lobsterfest one year 38 00:01:27,099 --> 00:01:28,341 and it just kept going. 39 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:30,100 Why wouldn't it? Teddy, do you get to see 40 00:01:30,195 --> 00:01:32,770 any giant, fighting crabs when you're working on the ring? 41 00:01:32,789 --> 00:01:35,105 Oh, yeah. You know they're people in costumes, right? 42 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,182 I-I said that, right? 43 00:01:36,351 --> 00:01:37,662 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take me with you. 44 00:01:37,686 --> 00:01:39,109 I want to see giant crab people fight. 45 00:01:39,129 --> 00:01:41,445 I mean, I also want to see them start a calypso band, 46 00:01:41,465 --> 00:01:42,625 but I'll take what I can get. 47 00:01:42,691 --> 00:01:43,926 I'm a fan of the wrestling butts. 48 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:45,858 - I mean, arts. - What do you think, Bob? 49 00:01:46,027 --> 00:01:48,027 It might be a cultural experience? 50 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,530 Come on, Dad. Listen to your hydrated wife. 51 00:01:50,548 --> 00:01:52,365 - Okay, fine, go. - Yes! 52 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:54,476 But don't do stuff that's not good. 53 00:01:54,703 --> 00:01:57,036 - Well put. - Uh, okay. Taking kids to a job. 54 00:01:57,055 --> 00:01:59,964 That's a responsible and probably fine thing to do. 55 00:01:59,983 --> 00:02:01,627 And while you kids are out, your mom's gonna drink 56 00:02:01,651 --> 00:02:02,875 six more glasses of water. 57 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:04,969 So we're both gonna have a cool day. 58 00:02:05,063 --> 00:02:06,546 TEDDY: Okay, now, 59 00:02:06,564 --> 00:02:07,805 don't step on anything sharp 60 00:02:07,899 --> 00:02:09,259 and don't stand near anything heavy 61 00:02:09,326 --> 00:02:11,141 and if anyone says, "Hey, you're not supposed to be here," 62 00:02:11,161 --> 00:02:13,052 - just run. - LOUISE: Rules to live by. 63 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,329 And maybe keep kind of quiet. 64 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,724 - Holy crap! - I think you mean, "holy crab"? 65 00:02:17,742 --> 00:02:18,961 Okay, I'm gonna get working on the ring 66 00:02:18,985 --> 00:02:20,668 and also pretend I don't know you guys. 67 00:02:20,895 --> 00:02:23,338 Hello, I'm Gene. I'm allergic to you. 68 00:02:23,489 --> 00:02:25,209 ISOPOD: So we're thinking grand slam, riptide, 69 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:28,659 crabby-jabby-power-up, and then claw-drop and we're out. 70 00:02:28,678 --> 00:02:30,345 Such a beautiful language. 71 00:02:30,572 --> 00:02:33,072 Hmm. It still feels like it's missing something. 72 00:02:33,091 --> 00:02:34,423 Maybe a few pinch-clinchers? 73 00:02:34,518 --> 00:02:36,200 You're gonna bring down the house with a pinch-clincher? 74 00:02:36,202 --> 00:02:37,410 Um, what if you guys did, like, 75 00:02:37,428 --> 00:02:39,412 a body-switch decapitation-type move? 76 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:40,983 - SPIDER CRAB: What's that? - ISOPOD: What? 77 00:02:41,007 --> 00:02:41,931 Like, say, you bite off his head, 78 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:43,105 and he bites off your head, 79 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:44,433 then you guys switch heads 80 00:02:44,528 --> 00:02:46,088 and then start doing each other's moves. 81 00:02:46,178 --> 00:02:48,178 Or forget it. Never mind. Tina, stop talking. 82 00:02:48,273 --> 00:02:49,513 - What? - CAROL: Uh, who are you? 83 00:02:49,533 --> 00:02:50,606 - Um... - Uh... 84 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:52,091 - Run! - TEDDY: Sorry, Carol. 85 00:02:52,184 --> 00:02:54,110 Sorry. Kids, uh, this is Carol. 86 00:02:54,204 --> 00:02:55,278 She's the, uh... 87 00:02:55,372 --> 00:02:57,205 Creative director and show announcer 88 00:02:57,356 --> 00:02:58,540 for Crustacean Nation. 89 00:02:58,691 --> 00:03:00,658 Teddy, I didn't know you were a dad. 90 00:03:00,769 --> 00:03:02,004 He's not our dad. He just took us here 91 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:03,861 - from our home. - Okay. 92 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,766 - But he's friends with our dad. - Best friends. 93 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:07,290 A lot of people say best friends. 94 00:03:07,384 --> 00:03:09,011 The kids wanted to come see the wrestlers, 95 00:03:09,035 --> 00:03:11,110 but I can make them wait in the back of my truck. 96 00:03:11,129 --> 00:03:12,129 That's safe, right? 97 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,721 Well, hold on. I sort of want to hear 98 00:03:13,948 --> 00:03:15,281 the rest of this bunny kid's idea. 99 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,225 You're saying actually switch heads? 100 00:03:17,376 --> 00:03:19,969 Um, yeah. Switch heads and switch moves. 101 00:03:20,121 --> 00:03:21,454 Hmm. Could try it. 102 00:03:21,472 --> 00:03:22,880 Those heads come off pretty easy, right? 103 00:03:22,899 --> 00:03:24,526 - ISOPOD: Uh-huh. - Go rip each other's heads off. 104 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:26,459 - BOTH: Okay. - All right, I'm gonna step back 105 00:03:26,477 --> 00:03:29,979 over here and keep doing a really good job. Goodbye. 106 00:03:30,073 --> 00:03:32,056 -(thuds) -Thanks, kid. Oh, boy, the Nautilus 107 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:34,075 just got stuck in the door again. 108 00:03:34,226 --> 00:03:35,410 Hold on, Devon. Don't move. 109 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:36,803 You're gonna tear your umbilicus. 110 00:03:36,821 --> 00:03:38,729 - Excuse me, folks. - Wait, uh, Carol. 111 00:03:38,823 --> 00:03:42,417 What if someone like us... someone just like us... 112 00:03:42,568 --> 00:03:45,161 Wanted to be in the show, to wrestle? 113 00:03:45,313 --> 00:03:47,071 Oh, I don't know. Actually wrestling? 114 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:49,406 I mean, for starters, you're a kid, no offense. 115 00:03:49,426 --> 00:03:52,076 And you, or this someone, would need a costume. 116 00:03:52,095 --> 00:03:54,503 That's kind of a big part of our deal here. 117 00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:57,265 Oh, wow, come to think of it, we have costumes. 118 00:03:57,492 --> 00:03:58,991 Sea cucumber costumes. 119 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,102 We do? Oh, you mean our pickle costumes? 120 00:04:01,253 --> 00:04:03,271 No, our sea cucumber costumes. 121 00:04:03,422 --> 00:04:05,422 Remember our really great sea cucumber costumes? 122 00:04:05,591 --> 00:04:07,591 She says pickle when she means sea cucumber. 123 00:04:07,611 --> 00:04:09,836 And we could write a story line that you're just gonna love. 124 00:04:09,838 --> 00:04:11,929 Especially if you love calypso music. 125 00:04:11,948 --> 00:04:14,357 Huh. I mean, your head-switch idea was pretty good. 126 00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:17,176 Tell you what, next practice is Tuesday at 4:00. 127 00:04:17,269 --> 00:04:18,620 Come with your costumes and ideas. 128 00:04:18,771 --> 00:04:20,788 If I like it, maybe I'll give you a shot 129 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:21,956 at our show on Saturday. 130 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:24,016 - Yes. - DEVON: Uh, a little help? 131 00:04:24,035 --> 00:04:25,776 - Uh, a little... - CAROL: Sorry, Devon. I'm coming, I'm coming. 132 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:28,688 Ugh, he needs to come out of his shell. Literally. 133 00:04:28,706 --> 00:04:30,614 - Wait, what are we doing? - Tina, Gene, 134 00:04:30,634 --> 00:04:32,186 would you make me the happiest girl in the world 135 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:34,802 by dressing up as sea cucumbers and wrestling with me? 136 00:04:34,912 --> 00:04:37,046 Wear a costume and be loud and have people look at me? 137 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,973 - I'm in, sister. - I mean, I guess so. 138 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:40,624 I do like sea cucumbers. 139 00:04:40,644 --> 00:04:43,794 It'd be an honor to tell their story. Through, uh, wrestling. 140 00:04:43,813 --> 00:04:45,980 - Yes! Wresting! - Wrestling! 141 00:04:46,057 --> 00:04:47,556 Wrestling! But also, 142 00:04:47,651 --> 00:04:50,393 we should probably ask Mom and Dad if it's okay first? 143 00:04:50,545 --> 00:04:52,206 - Oh, yeah. We'll ask, we'll ask. - Wrestling! 144 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,804 - Wrestling! - Wrestling! 145 00:04:53,898 --> 00:04:57,066 -(kids continue shouting) -Who brought those noisy kids, huh? 146 00:04:57,218 --> 00:04:58,743 Geez. Mm. 147 00:05:02,891 --> 00:05:04,292 O-Okay, just to make sure, you kids are only 148 00:05:04,316 --> 00:05:05,500 wrestling each other, right? 149 00:05:05,651 --> 00:05:07,037 We're not being bad parents, are we? 150 00:05:07,061 --> 00:05:08,728 By letting you take part in an underground 151 00:05:08,897 --> 00:05:10,897 crustacean-themed wrestling show? 152 00:05:11,065 --> 00:05:12,340 I don't know, Dad. 153 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:13,802 We'll wrestle whoever we need to wrestle. 154 00:05:13,826 --> 00:05:14,987 We don't want to be the newbies who are like, 155 00:05:15,011 --> 00:05:16,252 "Oh, I'm only wrestling kids 156 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:17,964 because I'm a kid and I could get hurt." 157 00:05:17,997 --> 00:05:20,330 But that's exactly what I want you to say. 158 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:21,999 Okay, let's talk about our characters. 159 00:05:22,018 --> 00:05:23,242 Gene, you're gonna be the diva. 160 00:05:23,261 --> 00:05:24,852 - That sounds right. - And you're purple 161 00:05:25,004 --> 00:05:26,907 because it totally makes sense for your character 162 00:05:26,931 --> 00:05:28,915 and also because that was the only color 163 00:05:28,933 --> 00:05:30,933 Mom had left back when she made that costume. 164 00:05:31,085 --> 00:05:32,752 I'm violent and I'm violet. 165 00:05:32,845 --> 00:05:34,437 Tina, you're the mysterious badass. 166 00:05:34,531 --> 00:05:35,679 That checks out. 167 00:05:35,757 --> 00:05:37,606 And I'll be the wild card. 168 00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:39,349 Also, Mom, I've done some sketches here, 169 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:41,777 how to make these pickles more sea cucumbery. 170 00:05:41,946 --> 00:05:43,779 Then there's this giant cardboard stroller. 171 00:05:43,948 --> 00:05:45,828 - 'Cause we're also babies. - Why are we babies? 172 00:05:45,934 --> 00:05:47,433 'Cause we're small. And we're radioactive. 173 00:05:47,435 --> 00:05:49,936 - Why are we radioactive? - Tina, it all makes sense. 174 00:05:50,029 --> 00:05:51,938 Mom, work your magic. I know you can do it. 175 00:05:52,031 --> 00:05:54,440 Uh, okay. Hold on, I got to pee. (grunts) 176 00:05:54,459 --> 00:05:57,218 - Again? - Yes. Ten glasses of water a day. 177 00:05:57,369 --> 00:05:59,870 Which turns out that means I'm never not in the bathroom. 178 00:05:59,889 --> 00:06:02,298 Louise, did you say "giant cardboard stroller"? 179 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:05,117 Yes, I did. But with no pee on it, please. 180 00:06:05,119 --> 00:06:07,044 And then Tina swings Gene 181 00:06:07,063 --> 00:06:08,378 into me, trying to knock me down. 182 00:06:08,473 --> 00:06:11,290 But I drop to the ground and steamroll towards her, 183 00:06:11,459 --> 00:06:13,383 with sparklers. That's the radiation. 184 00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:16,145 And then we all fall into a big pile and explode. 185 00:06:16,314 --> 00:06:17,721 We'll get Teddy on pyro for that. 186 00:06:17,741 --> 00:06:19,056 We also do an interpretive dance at the end 187 00:06:19,075 --> 00:06:21,358 - for a solid ten minutes. - Not sure about that. 188 00:06:21,411 --> 00:06:22,969 Oh, and picture our costumes different. 189 00:06:23,062 --> 00:06:24,320 Our Mom's not done yet. 190 00:06:24,414 --> 00:06:27,064 Uh-huh. Okay, first, we really need to simplify. 191 00:06:27,158 --> 00:06:28,824 And no fire or explosives. 192 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:31,017 - I feel I shouldn't have to say that. - Then don't. 193 00:06:31,145 --> 00:06:34,255 Carol, my roommate accidentally ran over my tail with her Vespa. 194 00:06:34,482 --> 00:06:35,757 - Again? - Yeah. 195 00:06:35,908 --> 00:06:37,074 Roommates, huh? 196 00:06:37,093 --> 00:06:40,744 Aw, look at you. And look at me at how good I did 197 00:06:40,764 --> 00:06:42,930 - on these costumes, huh? - Sorry we both can't go. 198 00:06:43,082 --> 00:06:45,508 It's okay. You won the bun toss fair and square. 199 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:46,842 Always bet on bottom. 200 00:06:46,995 --> 00:06:48,770 Aw, my little capricious sea cucumbers. 201 00:06:48,921 --> 00:06:51,755 - Okay. - And I hope there's no capricious activity 202 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:52,999 at the wrestling match. 203 00:06:53,092 --> 00:06:55,610 Ugh, the "new vocabulary word every day" habit 204 00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:57,641 is so much better than the drinking water habit. 205 00:06:57,672 --> 00:07:00,673 But Lin, isn't the whole point of the 21-day habit thing 206 00:07:00,691 --> 00:07:02,950 to stick with it for 21 days? 207 00:07:03,119 --> 00:07:05,027 Oh, Bob. Stop being capricious. 208 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:06,403 What does capricious mean? 209 00:07:06,514 --> 00:07:08,175 It's complicated. It's-it's hard to explain. 210 00:07:08,199 --> 00:07:10,699 I believe it comes from the root word "capri pants." 211 00:07:10,868 --> 00:07:12,794 Loving the chitchat, but we got to go get crusty 212 00:07:13,021 --> 00:07:15,704 - with some 'staceans, so... - Okay. Have fun. 213 00:07:15,799 --> 00:07:17,632 Don't break a chair on each other's faces. 214 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:19,859 Or staple each other. Capricious. 215 00:07:19,877 --> 00:07:21,636 - (Isopod roaring) - CAROL: Oh! After 216 00:07:21,787 --> 00:07:23,863 a jaw-dropping decapitation-head-switch, 217 00:07:23,881 --> 00:07:25,973 Captain Isopod has kicked the krill 218 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:29,644 out of Lord Spider Crab using the crab's own signature move. 219 00:07:29,795 --> 00:07:31,720 That was my idea. I made that happen. 220 00:07:31,815 --> 00:07:33,481 (whoops) We're up next. We feeling good? 221 00:07:33,632 --> 00:07:34,874 We feeling salty? 222 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:36,542 W-Wait, do I start with a grab and then swing 223 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:38,561 - or-or swing and then grab? - Grab and then swing. 224 00:07:38,637 --> 00:07:40,822 Come on, we got to get into position. 225 00:07:41,049 --> 00:07:42,472 (rock music playing) 226 00:07:42,492 --> 00:07:44,884 Okay, inverti-fans, we've got some special guests 227 00:07:45,053 --> 00:07:47,161 making their debut in the ring today. 228 00:07:47,313 --> 00:07:49,497 So, put your claws together for... 229 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:54,060 the Barbaric Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers! 230 00:07:54,078 --> 00:07:56,078 (whoops) Yeah! 231 00:07:56,914 --> 00:08:00,416 Uh-oh. Seems like we've woken up these baby sea cukes 232 00:08:00,568 --> 00:08:03,177 from their nap, and they do not look happy. 233 00:08:03,329 --> 00:08:04,753 Now they're fighting over a rattle. 234 00:08:04,906 --> 00:08:06,013 Glad I'm up here. 235 00:08:06,165 --> 00:08:08,332 - Bust out. - (all groaning) 236 00:08:08,351 --> 00:08:09,909 - (grunts) - Ow! 237 00:08:09,927 --> 00:08:11,744 - Whoa! - (grunts) 238 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:13,913 - (grunts) - TINA: Sorry, sorry. 239 00:08:14,006 --> 00:08:15,857 Oh, so vicious, sort of. 240 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:18,417 - Aah! My shades. - LOUISE: Leave the shades. 241 00:08:18,436 --> 00:08:21,779 Hit the ropes. Cucumber Crush. Go, go. 242 00:08:23,032 --> 00:08:25,015 - (exclaims) - Ah... Oh, crap. 243 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:26,275 Dang it. That was bad. 244 00:08:26,369 --> 00:08:27,593 - Boo! - Sloppy! 245 00:08:27,686 --> 00:08:30,096 - Ow! -(grunting) - BOB: Oh, boy. 246 00:08:30,189 --> 00:08:31,188 Don't worry, I got this. 247 00:08:31,207 --> 00:08:33,099 - Gene, no. - Now I'm seeing 248 00:08:33,117 --> 00:08:36,878 what I believe is some sort of terrifying dancing? 249 00:08:37,105 --> 00:08:38,673 (whispers): Cucumber pile. Cucumber pile. 250 00:08:38,697 --> 00:08:40,497 TINA: Wait, do I go over... Which side do I... 251 00:08:40,592 --> 00:08:42,366 Aah! I'm stuck! 252 00:08:42,385 --> 00:08:43,609 Ay, ay, ay, ay. 253 00:08:43,702 --> 00:08:45,277 - Wait, wait, no, no, no! - (shouts) 254 00:08:45,296 --> 00:08:47,279 (kids screaming) 255 00:08:47,298 --> 00:08:49,798 I told you kids to keep it simple. 256 00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:51,559 You're lucky that none of you got hurt. 257 00:08:51,786 --> 00:08:54,711 Yes, I'm happy about that. That would not have been good. 258 00:08:54,789 --> 00:08:57,123 For me, as the person who let you do this. 259 00:08:57,141 --> 00:08:58,399 Look, maybe there's a reason 260 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,809 they don't usually use kids in combat sports. 261 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:02,628 Ring held up pretty good. Just saying. 262 00:09:02,721 --> 00:09:04,054 So, great work, Teddy. 263 00:09:04,223 --> 00:09:05,648 Yep, okay. Uh, nice meeting you. 264 00:09:05,742 --> 00:09:06,908 - Sorry, Louise. - Wait. 265 00:09:07,135 --> 00:09:09,577 I just, uh... That was not our best stuff. 266 00:09:09,728 --> 00:09:12,246 I mean, we have a whole other chapter in our story 267 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:13,563 that we didn't get to yet 268 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,565 - that's way better. - Is that so? 269 00:09:15,585 --> 00:09:17,734 Yes. Their battle with the, um... 270 00:09:17,754 --> 00:09:19,662 - Sea Sponge. - The Sea Sponge? 271 00:09:19,814 --> 00:09:21,997 Yeah, the Sea Sponge. Who is, uh, this guy. 272 00:09:22,074 --> 00:09:24,592 - This guy, like, this guy? - It's funny when he pretends 273 00:09:24,743 --> 00:09:26,576 we haven't already discussed this. 274 00:09:26,596 --> 00:09:28,337 So, please give us another chance? 275 00:09:28,431 --> 00:09:29,764 I know we can be great. 276 00:09:29,915 --> 00:09:32,266 (sighs) Okay. I'll give you one more chance. 277 00:09:32,493 --> 00:09:33,601 There's something there. 278 00:09:33,828 --> 00:09:35,678 It's really, really bad right now. 279 00:09:35,772 --> 00:09:38,773 But maybe it could be not really, really bad. 280 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:40,666 - Good feedback, good feedback. - Yes! Thank you. 281 00:09:40,685 --> 00:09:44,170 Can we get these things off now? My pickle is starting to tickle. 282 00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:48,023 - Lin? W-What are you doing? - I'm fixing my posture. 283 00:09:48,176 --> 00:09:51,285 The vocabulary thing was, uh, you know, what's the word? 284 00:09:51,437 --> 00:09:52,954 Vocabulary-tastic? 285 00:09:53,105 --> 00:09:54,288 Dumb. This is a better one. 286 00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:56,532 In 21 days, my whole body'll be reorganized. 287 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,158 And also, Bob, while I'm doing this, 288 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:00,471 will you hold my chin in like this? 289 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:01,994 -(grunts) -All right, but I don't know 290 00:10:02,146 --> 00:10:04,889 - if I can do it for 21 days. - Oh, you're so busy? 291 00:10:04,907 --> 00:10:08,242 Anyway, I'm thinking Teddy the Sea Sponge is our nemesis 292 00:10:08,336 --> 00:10:10,411 because he absorbed our parents to death. 293 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:12,320 Mom, how many sponges do we have? 294 00:10:12,415 --> 00:10:14,134 'Cause we're gonna need all of them plus 300. 295 00:10:14,158 --> 00:10:17,067 Tina, Gene, you need to cancel all your plans. 296 00:10:17,161 --> 00:10:19,178 We have to be completely devoted to this. 297 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:21,209 - BOTH: Uh... - You're right, that's not enough. 298 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,183 Freakishly devoted to this. Now let's get to work. 299 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:27,002 - (roars) - ? Freakishly devoted ? 300 00:10:27,021 --> 00:10:28,762 - Hello, ma'am. How are you? - (both grunt) 301 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:30,189 - ? Freakishly devoted ? - Aah! 302 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,868 -? Freakishly devoted... ? -(both grunt) 303 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,935 LOUISE: Did you know sea cucumbers shoot sticky threads 304 00:10:35,029 --> 00:10:36,696 from their butts as a form of defense? 305 00:10:36,847 --> 00:10:38,255 They look like butt noodles. 306 00:10:38,424 --> 00:10:40,024 - We're definitely doing that. - (groans) 307 00:10:40,092 --> 00:10:41,661 - ? Freakishly devoted! ? -Oof! - LOUISE: And then we 308 00:10:41,685 --> 00:10:42,368 all climb on the ropes, 309 00:10:42,595 --> 00:10:43,739 jump at the Sinister Sea Sponge, 310 00:10:43,763 --> 00:10:45,596 which we'll totally nail, he catches us, 311 00:10:45,598 --> 00:10:47,540 - spins around and we take him down. - (grunting) 312 00:10:48,451 --> 00:10:49,687 We call it the Triple Cuke Nuke. 313 00:10:49,711 --> 00:10:51,769 All I'm gonna say is of all the acts I have, 314 00:10:51,787 --> 00:10:54,046 yours is the one I'm the most worried about. 315 00:10:54,198 --> 00:10:55,214 - Okay. - Makes sense. 316 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:56,698 And the Sinister Sea Sponge 317 00:10:56,867 --> 00:11:01,278 has one of the baby cukes caught up in his spin cycle. 318 00:11:01,297 --> 00:11:03,872 Kill him! What? I got to floss after I eat. 319 00:11:03,891 --> 00:11:06,058 21-day habit. I just had popcorn. 320 00:11:06,135 --> 00:11:07,468 Oh, okay. You turned away. 321 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:11,046 Uh-oh! He's got all three sea cukes 322 00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:12,380 cornered at the post. 323 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,436 - (roars) -It doesn't look good. - (kids shouting) 324 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:16,293 CAROL: But wait... The sea cucumbers 325 00:11:16,462 --> 00:11:19,463 just pulled noodles from their butts, 326 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:20,842 which, I believe, is their natural, 327 00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:22,466 biological form of defense. 328 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:23,870 And now the sea cukes are stunning 329 00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:26,153 the Sinister Sea Sponge 330 00:11:26,247 --> 00:11:28,581 with their super-charged toxic butt noodles! 331 00:11:28,732 --> 00:11:30,307 Aah! Butt noodles! 332 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,476 Triple Cuke Nuke. Now! 333 00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,995 - Finish him! - LOUISE: Jump! 334 00:11:35,147 --> 00:11:36,589 (all shouting, grunting) 335 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,482 Call the coast guard! 336 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,909 An amazing feat that kind of worked. 337 00:11:40,928 --> 00:11:43,245 Give it up for the Barbaric 338 00:11:43,322 --> 00:11:45,097 Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers 339 00:11:45,249 --> 00:11:47,600 and their deadly butt noodles! 340 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,510 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 341 00:11:49,604 --> 00:11:52,254 (all chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 342 00:11:52,348 --> 00:11:54,273 Shell yes, you love us! 343 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,500 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 344 00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:58,235 - Yeah! - Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 345 00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:03,743 That was incredible. Do they give Academy Awards 346 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:05,245 - for wrestling? - Don't get me wrong, 347 00:12:05,269 --> 00:12:06,510 I love the attention. 348 00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:09,437 But I also think I might need a new tailbone. 349 00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:10,934 Yeah, I thought wrestling was supposed 350 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,774 to be more fake and less bruisey? 351 00:12:12,794 --> 00:12:15,352 That's just our bodies breaking. You'll get used to it. 352 00:12:15,371 --> 00:12:16,629 - Cool, cool, cool. - Yay. 353 00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:18,667 And we'll just keep practicing and working harder 354 00:12:18,691 --> 00:12:21,300 until eventually, someone makes action figures of us. 355 00:12:21,527 --> 00:12:23,210 Great, I love practicing more 356 00:12:23,362 --> 00:12:25,805 - and working harder. - Uh-huh. -Mm-hmm. 357 00:12:27,366 --> 00:12:30,367 ? You gotta be your best, so you gotta work hard ? 358 00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:32,961 ? You gotta work hard to be your best ? 359 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,860 ? A fire in your heart, noodles in your hand ? 360 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:37,875 ? Your costumes smell really bad, that's okay ? 361 00:12:37,893 --> 00:12:40,802 ? You gotta be your best, so you gotta work hard ? 362 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:45,049 ? You gotta work hard to be your best ? 363 00:12:45,142 --> 00:12:47,551 ? Yeah, yeah. ? 364 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:50,737 Well, guys, the Radioactive Barbaric Baby Sea Cucumbers 365 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:54,408 have become the fan favorites of Crustacean Nation. 366 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,503 So that's why I'm moving you to the end of the show. 367 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:59,246 You guys are gonna be the closers. 368 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,231 - Seriously? - Wow. So cool. 369 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,675 Um, hey just curious. 370 00:13:02,826 --> 00:13:05,994 How many more shows are we, um, going to be doing, exactly? 371 00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:08,496 Love that question. Very fresh, very now. 372 00:13:08,591 --> 00:13:10,240 Well, we've got our residency at the rec center 373 00:13:10,259 --> 00:13:12,593 for another couple of weeks, and then we go on the road. 374 00:13:12,745 --> 00:13:15,503 - Fantastic. -Great... - You don't say? 375 00:13:15,523 --> 00:13:17,047 Okay, well, I got to go spray-paint 376 00:13:17,099 --> 00:13:18,357 angry eyebrows on an isopod. 377 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,434 See you at the next practice, show closers. 378 00:13:20,528 --> 00:13:21,919 - Bye, Carol! - Bye, Carol. -Bye, Carol. 379 00:13:21,937 --> 00:13:23,770 Show closers? Is this real? 380 00:13:23,923 --> 00:13:25,364 Is this happening? Tina, slap me. 381 00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:27,515 - Uh, fake slap or real slap? - Real slap. 382 00:13:27,593 --> 00:13:29,259 -(grunts) -Ow. Should've said fake slap. 383 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,762 - But yeah. - BOTH: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 384 00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:34,431 - Hey, everybody. - Hey, Teddy. -Hi, Teddy. 385 00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:36,336 - There he is. - You're looking a little stiff, Teddy. 386 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,525 - You okay? - Oh, sure. 387 00:13:37,545 --> 00:13:39,786 Just, uh, being a Sinister Sea Sponge 388 00:13:39,881 --> 00:13:41,547 is kind of doing a number on my back. 389 00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:43,273 - What number? - Well, good news, Teddy. 390 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:46,218 - Gene, Tina, drumroll? - (both imitating drumroll) 391 00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:49,613 We got asked to headline the show next week. 392 00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:50,872 Oh, that's great. 393 00:13:50,892 --> 00:13:53,117 Linda, can I get a straw for my coffee? 394 00:13:53,135 --> 00:13:54,801 I can't tilt my head so good. 395 00:13:54,954 --> 00:13:56,211 Sure. Lunges! (grunting) 396 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,857 W-What's going on? W-What are What are you doing? 397 00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:00,290 I'm getting my heart rate up. It's my new habit. 398 00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:01,664 Short bursts of intense exercise. 399 00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:04,052 - BOB: Hmm. - I've been lunging everywhere. 400 00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,312 It's a fun way to get around. 401 00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:07,055 Okay, time to head to practice. 402 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:08,465 We're going in a little early today 403 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:10,743 so we can work on nailing the Triple Cuke Nuke, 404 00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:11,934 which will probably become 405 00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:13,719 the most famous wrestling move in history, 406 00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:16,306 once we can do it without one of us falling on their face 407 00:14:16,325 --> 00:14:17,565 and Gene farting that one time. 408 00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:19,734 Um, I was sort of hoping to take a break 409 00:14:19,754 --> 00:14:21,236 from one or two practices 410 00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:23,756 to do anything else for a little bit. 411 00:14:23,907 --> 00:14:25,999 - What? - Yeah, this wrestling stuff is all the time. 412 00:14:26,152 --> 00:14:28,076 I've already cut out homework, but now 413 00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:30,223 - my TV-watching is starting to suffer. - Whoa, whoa, guys. 414 00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:32,765 We've found something that we're really good at. 415 00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,434 And that thing is dressing up like sea cucumbers 416 00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:36,769 and fighting each other. 417 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,080 So now we just have to become 418 00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:39,846 the best at it we possibly can be. 419 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:41,607 - We owe it to the world. - Ugh, fine. 420 00:14:41,684 --> 00:14:44,184 But the world better send us an amazing thank-you card. 421 00:14:44,278 --> 00:14:46,761 - Squats! And squat, and squat. - Aah! That was loud. 422 00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:48,447 Okay, first night as closers. 423 00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:50,507 Just do exactly what we did in practice, but way better 424 00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:53,343 and different and correctly and without crying, Teddy. 425 00:14:53,437 --> 00:14:55,179 I know you're passionate, but come on. 426 00:14:55,272 --> 00:14:56,771 - Right. (moans) - Okay. 427 00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:58,106 Let's go set up the stroller. 428 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,275 Teddy, I'll see you on the other side. 429 00:15:00,352 --> 00:15:02,277 - Heaven? - No, in the ring? 430 00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:03,796 Sure. I'm not gonna die. 431 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:06,373 It's fine that we closed the restaurant for this, right? 432 00:15:06,525 --> 00:15:08,405 Is this what it's like when your kids do sports? 433 00:15:08,452 --> 00:15:09,617 - Is this sports? - Sorry, Bob, 434 00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:11,303 I didn't listen to what you just said. 435 00:15:11,455 --> 00:15:13,697 - I'm trying to be in the moment. - No, I-I know. 436 00:15:13,716 --> 00:15:15,636 - This is the habit that's gonna stick. - Mm-hmm. 437 00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:17,459 Because all I have to do is be mindful. 438 00:15:17,553 --> 00:15:19,347 - And in the moment. - Are you supposed to keep saying 439 00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:21,371 you're being in the moment when you're being in the moment? 440 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,797 Leave me alone! Moment. 441 00:15:22,891 --> 00:15:25,317 CAROL: Ooh! Maximum Mussel really brought the muscle 442 00:15:25,469 --> 00:15:27,394 - to the Horseshoe Hurricane. - (groans) 443 00:15:27,546 --> 00:15:29,137 - Oh, boy. - CAROL: All right, 444 00:15:29,156 --> 00:15:31,473 time for the final fight: 445 00:15:31,492 --> 00:15:33,659 your favorite violent sea veggies. 446 00:15:33,886 --> 00:15:34,809 Let's bring 'em out! 447 00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:37,237 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 448 00:15:37,389 --> 00:15:38,883 (all chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 449 00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:41,483 Guys, we are butt noodle gods. Let's give them a show. 450 00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:43,227 - Time to go cucular. - BOTH: Okay. 451 00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:45,838 -(shouting) -And here they are. It's the Barbaric 452 00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:49,491 Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers. 453 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:52,419 -(grunting) -CAROL: Oh, shells bells. 454 00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:54,346 The sea cucumbers' archnemesis is back. 455 00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:57,332 Will the Sinister Sea Sponge wipe the ocean floor 456 00:15:57,351 --> 00:15:59,243 - with these babies? - (grunting) 457 00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:02,688 - (grunting, shouting) - ? ? 458 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,433 (grunting) 459 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,360 (distorted): Oh! 460 00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:11,938 And here come the butt noodles. Oh, 461 00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:14,182 they're going into the Whirlpool of Pain. 462 00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:16,184 - Round and round they go. - (Teddy grunting) 463 00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:18,428 When they stop, he's gonna know. 464 00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:19,946 Teddy, you got to pick me up now. 465 00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:21,948 Right, right. 466 00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:23,433 Aah! My back! 467 00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:25,210 - Teddy. Oh, no! - (Teddy grunts) 468 00:16:25,362 --> 00:16:27,104 It's okay. I'm okay. 469 00:16:27,122 --> 00:16:29,364 Nope. I'm seizing up. Oh... 470 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,050 BOB: Wait, is Teddy really hurt? 471 00:16:31,277 --> 00:16:32,885 I-Is this real or fake? 472 00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:35,203 And the Sea Sponge took a big hit. 473 00:16:35,222 --> 00:16:37,297 And it isn't getting up. 474 00:16:37,391 --> 00:16:40,041 And not in a super fun way. 475 00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:42,544 - Uh-oh. - Just, uh, keep whirlpooling. 476 00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:44,971 (chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 477 00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,690 -(groaning) -Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 478 00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:52,257 -(groaning) -How long do we have to do this? 479 00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:53,906 I think it's making him better. 480 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,315 Eh, no, it's not. 481 00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:56,800 Just keep going. We're the closers. 482 00:16:56,819 --> 00:16:58,726 Always be closing. 483 00:16:58,746 --> 00:16:59,986 - (horn blows) - Sorry, folks. 484 00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:01,822 I think we have to stop this fight early. 485 00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:04,043 - We've got an injured Sea Sponge. - (audience booing) 486 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,326 - EDITH: Get up, Sea Sponge! - No! 487 00:17:06,478 --> 00:17:09,237 Don't stop the show. I-I'll fight. 488 00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:10,814 I'll fight. Ow, ow, ow, ow. 489 00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:12,316 Okay, sorry. That's it, folks. 490 00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:14,318 No, please. Keep going. 491 00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:16,320 - Honor my memory. - Wait. Uh... 492 00:17:16,488 --> 00:17:18,004 Ooh, oh, oh. The Sinister Sea Sponge 493 00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:21,341 is being joined in the ring by that guy. 494 00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:23,327 Uh, w-what? Me? 495 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,845 Yes. Come in, come in. 496 00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:26,588 Oh, God. Uh, okay. 497 00:17:26,682 --> 00:17:27,940 Oh. All right. 498 00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:31,777 It seems like an average human is now entering the ring. 499 00:17:31,928 --> 00:17:33,445 Definitely all a part of the show. 500 00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:35,241 (whispers): Teddy, I'm just gonna gently... 501 00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:36,431 - Sorry, sorry. - (grunts) 502 00:17:36,525 --> 00:17:38,099 Put this on. (loud): Whoa! 503 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:42,028 It's the Sinister Sea Sponge's evil brother, 504 00:17:42,123 --> 00:17:43,363 Sponge Hat. 505 00:17:43,515 --> 00:17:46,625 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna get you, Sea Cucumbers. 506 00:17:46,794 --> 00:17:48,961 For hurting my brother's back. 507 00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:50,129 Aw, we're brothers. 508 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,538 I conch believe it. 509 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:54,358 It's the Sinister Sea Sponge's brother, 510 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:56,710 ready to exact his revenge, 511 00:17:56,804 --> 00:17:59,713 in the form of wrestling, I hope? 512 00:17:59,865 --> 00:18:00,864 Oh, boy. 513 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:02,641 (whispering): (grunts) Dad, 514 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,459 we got to do our big final move. 515 00:18:04,478 --> 00:18:05,627 The Triple Cuke Nuke. 516 00:18:05,646 --> 00:18:07,629 We're gonna jump from the ropes... (grunts) 517 00:18:07,648 --> 00:18:11,150 and you catch us, spin around with all three of us on you, 518 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:12,985 and then fall down, okay? 519 00:18:13,212 --> 00:18:15,487 Wait, what? All three of you? I-I can't. 520 00:18:15,714 --> 00:18:17,547 Sure you can, you big strong boy. 521 00:18:17,641 --> 00:18:19,049 You can do it, Bobby. 522 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,385 No, I'm not you, I can't catch three kids and then spin. 523 00:18:21,403 --> 00:18:24,237 No, I know. I was just trying to be nice. 524 00:18:24,331 --> 00:18:25,625 Wait, what if your mother comes on stage 525 00:18:25,649 --> 00:18:27,482 - and we go back-to-back? - That could work. 526 00:18:27,576 --> 00:18:31,503 And, oh, no, here comes Sponge Hat's... 527 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,397 - evil... sister. - Wife. 528 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:35,899 - Sister wife. - Come on, sister wife. 529 00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:37,325 - Oh. Excuse me. - LOUISE: Yeah. 530 00:18:37,419 --> 00:18:39,069 - CAROL: Wow! Okay. - Excuse me. 531 00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:42,497 So now we've got another surprise person-fighter. 532 00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:44,574 Just crab-tacular. 533 00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:46,070 - (Teddy groans) -Sorry, sorry. - Yes! 534 00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:49,596 I am the sister wife of the evil brother. 535 00:18:49,748 --> 00:18:52,173 Sponge-Boob Square-Bra. 536 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,912 - Nice. - Lin, the kids are gonna jump on us 537 00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:56,086 and we have to catch them, spin around and then fall. 538 00:18:56,179 --> 00:18:57,604 - Oh, boy. Okay. - Oh, God, oh, God. 539 00:18:57,756 --> 00:18:59,292 LINDA: I'm in the moment, I'm in the moment, 540 00:18:59,316 --> 00:19:00,568 - I'm in the moment... - BOB: Oh, God... 541 00:19:00,592 --> 00:19:02,259 Now! 542 00:19:02,261 --> 00:19:04,536 (all yelling) 543 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:10,450 LOUISE (distorted): We're doing it! 544 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,118 (all grunt) 545 00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:14,104 CAROL: What an incredible finish! 546 00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:17,216 The Barbaric Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers 547 00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:19,960 finally landed their signature move. 548 00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:23,913 And the sponge family is hung out to dry. 549 00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:25,873 - Yeah! We did it! - Yeah! 550 00:19:25,893 --> 00:19:27,559 Yeah! Ha, ha, ha! 551 00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:28,969 Wow, this is great. 552 00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:31,230 Can someone drive me to my chiropractor's, please? 553 00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:32,731 How you doing, Teddy? 554 00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:34,544 You think you'll be on your feet for next Saturday? 555 00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:36,362 - Yep. In theory. - Yeah, well, whatever you come up with, 556 00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:37,736 I want it in my ring. 557 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:41,147 Yeah, the thing is, Carol, this was actually our last show. 558 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,574 - ALL: What? - Yeah. Sorry. 559 00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:45,744 I loved this so much and we worked so hard. 560 00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:48,321 But I don't think the band is gonna be able to stay together. 561 00:19:48,415 --> 00:19:50,490 We burned bright, but it couldn't last. 562 00:19:50,642 --> 00:19:52,993 - Really? - Yeah. It was only a matter of time 563 00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:54,920 before we destroyed our tiny bodies. 564 00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:57,756 And Teddy lost his ability to stand or move. 565 00:19:57,907 --> 00:20:00,484 I mean, some of us complained a little, or a lot, 566 00:20:00,577 --> 00:20:02,002 but I'm glad you pushed us, Louise. 567 00:20:02,096 --> 00:20:03,670 Even though it was annoying sometimes. 568 00:20:03,822 --> 00:20:05,005 Uh, most of the time. 569 00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:07,157 'Cause tonight, we made something beautiful, 570 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,159 - sort of? - I mean, it was kind of beautiful. 571 00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:12,178 - I thought it was beautiful. - Anyway, we definitely won't be able 572 00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:13,997 to do the Triple Cuke Nuke again. 573 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,440 And Teddy almost died. 574 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,000 - Oh, God, is he dead? - Nope, nope. 575 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,944 - Just resting my eyes. - Oh, phew. 576 00:20:19,171 --> 00:20:22,339 Yeah, so, thank you for the opportunity. 577 00:20:22,357 --> 00:20:23,668 (whispers): I'll work on 'em. We'll be back. 578 00:20:23,692 --> 00:20:25,266 (regular volume): But, uh, we are done. 579 00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:26,952 Wow. You guys are bad parents. 580 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,414 You should make your kids wrestle. 581 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:29,998 - I'm kidding. You seem great. - No, no. 582 00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:31,326 You-you were right the first time. 583 00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:32,532 We get that a lot. 584 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:35,109 You know, I do kind of appreciate wrestling now. 585 00:20:35,129 --> 00:20:38,204 Now that I've done it. But I never want to do it again. 586 00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:40,206 And my body is mad at me. 587 00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:41,525 Your body's probably mad at you 588 00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,284 for all sorts of reasons, Father. 589 00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:44,619 Thank you, Louise. So, Lin, 590 00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:46,478 are you sticking with this in-the-moment stuff? 591 00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:49,382 - You seemed sort of that tonight. - Nope. I'm done. 592 00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:51,476 My new habit is to just keep all my old habits. 593 00:20:51,628 --> 00:20:53,439 I'm sick of all this capricious habit switching. 594 00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:55,147 Ooh, I used it right! Maybe. 595 00:20:55,298 --> 00:20:56,815 LOUISE: Ugh. We smell pretty bad. 596 00:20:56,984 --> 00:20:58,875 Should we throw these costumes away? 597 00:20:59,044 --> 00:21:00,630 GENE: No, they're gonna be my bridesmaids dresses. 598 00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:03,229 ? Crustacean Nation Wrestling Federation ? 599 00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:04,972 ? It's a bunch of big crustaceans ? 600 00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:06,566 ? Fighting other big crustaceans ? 601 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,142 ? Just 'cause they're really big ? 602 00:21:08,162 --> 00:21:09,828 ? Doesn't mean they can't fight ? 603 00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:11,455 ? Kicking krill and taking names ? 604 00:21:11,498 --> 00:21:13,723 ? It's a shell of a sight ? 605 00:21:13,742 --> 00:21:15,058 ? Crustacean Nation ? 606 00:21:15,077 --> 00:21:16,576 ? Wrestling Federation ? 607 00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:17,836 ? Crustacean Nation ? 608 00:21:17,913 --> 00:21:19,563 ? Wrestling Federation ? 609 00:21:19,656 --> 00:21:20,897 ? Kicking krill and taking names ? 610 00:21:20,899 --> 00:21:22,341 ? It's a shell of a sight ? 611 00:21:22,568 --> 00:21:24,084 ? Just because they're so big ? 612 00:21:24,178 --> 00:21:26,178 ? Doesn't mean they can't fight ? 613 00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:27,662 ? Crustacean Nation ? 614 00:21:27,681 --> 00:21:29,330 ? Wrestling Federation ? 615 00:21:29,424 --> 00:21:30,498 ? Crustacean Nation ? 616 00:21:30,576 --> 00:21:32,166 ? Wrestling Federation. ? 617 00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:36,766 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47961

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