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Hey, what's up? It's Guapdad.
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I don't know
how I ended up here,
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but I'm pretty sure
I'm about to throw up.
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Before I do that,
you wouldn't believe
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what happened last week
on Blindspotting.
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- Talkin' 'bout.
- Uh-blah-dow.
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I was married in Bali.
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Yo, who the fuck
are you texting?
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Earl?
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Man, fuck that nigga.
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Shit, he only text me, what,
twice since he got out?
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Hey, Daddy.
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Cuddie's in too deep. Yeah.
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I need to break them up.
I need to break them up.
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You're just a little sad.
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Like, you have a sad face.
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I wonder what's wrong.
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It's fine.
Every... everything is fine.
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Thank you!
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♪ Scam sell, doing well ♪
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♪ Pulling up in a truck ♪
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♪ I'm a factor in my city
I'm 100 as fuck ♪
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♪ Inuyasha, I'm a dog ♪
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♪ I'm a pit, you a pug ♪
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♪ I'ma always have bitches
'Cause I'm funny as fuck ♪
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♪ These are triple S
Balenciagas ♪
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♪ They looking funky though ♪
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♪ I like 'em slim thick
My brother ♪
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♪ He like them funky hos ♪
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Okay, shit, y'all, we are here!
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Ooh.
Yeah.
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Hey.
Ooh.
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Whew, hey.
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Dang, y'all, I haven't been
to the boardwalk
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in hella long.
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Yo, we gotta hit
that Giant Dipper.
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I don't think I've been here
since I was, like, six.
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Yo, Ash, you hear something?
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It sounded like
our long lost friend Earl,
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but apparently,
that dude's been out of jail
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for hella long
and just been ghosting us.
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Okay.
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Nelle, let's just
ease into this.
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You know what I'm saying?
No.
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I mean, Ashley invited me.
Trish said it was cool.
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Oh, and did y'all know that
he allegedly has a girlfriend
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we ain't never met?
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June got tickets to see Kehlani,
so she went to see Kehlani.
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Oh. Oh, okay. I see.
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So if your new girlfriend
isn't available...
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- Ah, ew, ew, ew, ew.
- Nelle!
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- Chill. That shit's not cute.
- Chill.
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Not cute.
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Hey.
Don't.
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- How come Jacque didn't come?
- Oh.
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Um, you know,
she introducing Cuddie
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to her family
at their Halloween party,
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and then
we will never see him again.
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Oh, why do you say it
like that?
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I may have told
Jacque's cousins
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Nump and P-Lo to give Cuddie
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some disastrous costume advice.
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Okay!
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Who is ready for Fright Night?
Am I right?
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Trish, what are you doing?
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Um, oh, I'm about to use
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my patent
Trish and Jacque move.
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Okay, what move is that?
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Duh, pretend to be blind
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so you get a disabled pass
and cut the front of the line.
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No!
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- Trish!
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Now you done gone too far.
- Boo.
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- No, Trish.
- Fuck y'all.
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Trish, you can't walk
like that!
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Fuck y'all.
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The ancestors
is watching, Trish!
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We should have
to walk like that.
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We all have to... God.
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Wait, guys, help.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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I don't want no part in this.
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♪ Your style's
Fucking pitiful ♪
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♪ I'm a pit bull
With no leash ♪
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♪ Call the police ♪
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♪ I think that MC host shit
Is weak as fuck ♪
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♪ Please button up
And have a seat ♪
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♪ You'd think I had chainsawed
My face off ♪
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♪ Replaced face
With another chain saw ♪
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♪ Had guard on
Now that guard off ♪
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♪ I'm like, "Hey, everybody
I should take off" ♪
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♪ Like gone off
To see you bad... ♪
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Look at my Tagalog queen. Damn!
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- And what are you?
- Oh, me?
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Blah-dow! Pirate.
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I'm here for that booty.
Oh, fuck.
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Okay, no, no, no.
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Maybe we should
just go somewhere else.
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You-you don't want to go
in there dressed like that.
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Uh... come on, babe.
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Is this about
meeting your parents?
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No.
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- Or is this a Filipino thing?
- No.
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'Cause, honestly,
I'm hella nervous
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about meeting your pops,
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so I- I did a lot of research,
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and I talked
to your cousin Nump...
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Ugh, no!
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...and there's nowhere
where I ever read
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there being any beef
between pirates
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and the Filipino community.
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I mean, of course,
unless you count Hook.
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Like, that's straight funk.
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Uh-huh.
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Because Rufio.
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He Filipino.
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Did you know that?
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I did.
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I do.
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And you're not a pirate.
You make a cute musketeer.
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I'm a pirate.
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Mm-mmm, no, you're
a musketeer tonight, okay?
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Let's just get these
buttoned up, okay?
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- Okay, fine. Let's go inside.
- Okay.
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But don't take your coat off,
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no matter what.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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- I got you.
- Cool. Thanks, babe.
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Thank you.
Hey, Mom.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Jacque. Mwah.
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- This is Cuddie.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Tall. Nice to meet you too.
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- Dad's in the back.
- Okay, thanks.
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- Ooh, you did that one, huh?
- I did.
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See, that feel like
a nice precursor
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to your trappy mermaid saga.
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It is.
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Oh, is that your dad?
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Bangarang,
bangarang, bangarang!
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Stop!
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For real?
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- Jacque, is your daddy...
- No, no, don't say it!
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- Rufio...
- No!
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Okay, y'all.
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Blow!
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With this, I can take
up to three guests
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to the front of every line.
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Oh, my God.
Y'all, this is so wrong, okay?
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Why we didn't
just get fast passes?
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- 'Cause they $300 each.
- Ugh, ugh.
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Okay, why y'all making
such a big deal out of this?
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It is a life hack, okay?
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Look, y'all don't ever use
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the big handicap stall
in the bathroom?
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- Really?
- No.
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Really? Okay.
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Well, this is
the same thing, okay?
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The same exact thing.
Who does it hurt?
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For starters,
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it's offensive
to disabled people.
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Girl, it's Halloween.
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Everybody is
being offensive today.
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Ooh, look, look, look, see?
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She is cosplaying
being a sex worker,
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and you don't see me
throwing a fucking fit!
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Oh, my gosh, Trish,
could you please just lose
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the fucking stick, okay?
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They have to cut
to the front of the line
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because they're
really disabled, okay?
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Uh, Nelle,
say "differently abled."
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Uh, okay, wait, wait, hold up,
hold up, hold up, okay.
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Aren't you pretending
to be Catholic right now?
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- Hmm?
- What?
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You a Buddhist, nigga.
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I'm paying homage
to Deloris Van Cartier.
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And I'm paying homage
to fucking blind people.
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- No.
- Uh...
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Nigga, you are not blind.
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And you are not Deloris.
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♪ I could fight
Like Kun Li with my all that ♪
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Be cool.
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How could you not
tell me your daddy is Rufio?
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How has it not come up
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that you're this obsessed
with Hook?
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It was one of my favorite
movies growing up.
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Look, I am not
emotionally equipped
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for this moment right now.
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It's okay. Come on.
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Hey, Dad, look who's here.
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It's my boyfriend,
who you promised to be nice to.
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Mr. Basco,
it's a pleasure to meet you.
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Ooh.
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You are tall, man. Real tall.
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Well, you know,
I know everything about you
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from watching your...
from watching Jacque
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just talk about you so much,
about what a great swords...
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- Dad- dad and father you are.
- Be cool.
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My daughter...
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says you're a banker.
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I mean, what's that like?
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Uh, you know, it's real cool.
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You know,
I- I work in a bank bank.
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I count money, collect debt,
sail the high seas of finance,
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but-but not like a pirate.
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Oh, God.
Huh?
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Hey, who just said pirate?
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Oh, my God.
Oh, nah, nah, nah.
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I said, "Not a pirate."
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♪ I playing
Credit roulette, hey ♪
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♪ I don't really have no time
For stank hos ♪
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♪ I just really want to get
A bankroll, bankroll ♪
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♪ In the club
I just might change clubs ♪
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Ooh.
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Shit. It's a long way down.
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Who the fuck are you texting?
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- It's none of your business.
- What you saying?
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What you sending?
You sending some pictures?
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Can you mind your own business?
Back up, Smash.
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'Cause if we fall,
I'ma kick your ass.
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- Stop.
- Ow.
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I was gonna wait
to tell you this,
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but, um...
I'm talking to Mustafa again.
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Mustafa Mustafa?
Like, Bali Mustafa?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, child. Oh, no.
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So is-is June
your new girlfriend?
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I don't know, girlfriend is,
like, a tough thing
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- for me to define, you know?
- Mm, yeah.
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Pshh.
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I heard that.
Don't do that.
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Don't do that. Nelle.
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You said that he didn't
double down for you.
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Okay, well,
you and Miles are not
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the only tragic love story,
Ash, okay?
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'Cause I been married
to a motherfucker too,
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and you don't know
what it was like.
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Are you dating somebody?
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It's tragic, Earl.
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My heart is telling me
I'm in love with Jacque.
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The fuck?
Mm.
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And she's with Cuddie.
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Okay, well, fine. Fine.
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I am so happy for you, Nelle.
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Everybody, I'm so happy
for my friend Nelle... look.
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Okay, now you being
a fucking jerk.
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- Look, I'm smiling.
- Okay.
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My best fucking friend
is moving back to Bali!
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Wow, I didn't even say
that I was going back to...
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you know what, fine.
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Bet, Ash. You got it.
Never mind.
251
00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,915
Wait, I lightweight thought
you already were with Jacque.
252
00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,684
And niggas thought
you was with Janelle.
253
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,253
Oh, no, she mad at me
254
00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,655
because I didn't keep in
contact when I got sent back.
255
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,290
Hmm.
256
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:55,661
Which, like, I get it,
but sometimes...
257
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,732
...going there
just complicates shit out here.
258
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:01,834
And no disrespect to y'all.
259
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:05,171
It's just, some shit,
260
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,639
y'all just can't understand
about that.
261
00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:07,840
Mm.
262
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,075
But that doesn't mean
263
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,277
I don't care about her,
you know?
264
00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,479
Nice monologue, brother.
You gonna tell her that?
265
00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,849
I'm just saying,
it seems unhealthy.
266
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,551
Tss.
267
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,820
Well, I don't think
that healthy
268
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,022
is your area
of expertise lately.
269
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,657
You gonna tell Jacque
you in love with her?
270
00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,159
I mean, I don't need
to tell that girl nothing,
271
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:31,230
because once her and Cuddie
are done,
272
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,899
the wifedom is back.
273
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,134
Ooh, that reminds me.
274
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:37,637
I need to text P-Lo.
275
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,573
♪ Same squad
Same squad, same squad ♪
276
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,209
♪ Drop-top coupe
Dodge raindrops ♪
277
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,112
♪ Big bag plays on FaceTime ♪
278
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,449
♪ Same squad,
same squad, same squad ♪
279
00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:53,319
♪ Cross move quick like AI ♪
280
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,521
♪ Chain shine bright
Like daytime ♪
281
00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,857
♪ Stack big bread
Like waist high ♪
282
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,259
♪ Uh, I don't do lames ♪
283
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,528
♪ Little bitch watch out
like 2 Chainz ♪
284
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:03,929
♪ Uh, I done swerved
In a new lane ♪
285
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,231
Oh...
286
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,714
Pirate!
287
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,606
- What?
- Ah, hell nah!
288
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,775
You been a pirate
this whole time?
289
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,177
We been gigging with you.
290
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,279
Is nothing sacred?
291
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,181
I know how this looks!
292
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,616
Can we please not do this?
293
00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:26,886
You a pirate, pare!
We kill pirates!
294
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,789
Oh, every fucking time!
295
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,892
Whenever I bring a boy home,
my dad challenges him
296
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,827
to a sword fight,
297
00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,962
and when you lose,
298
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,964
it means
you're a pirate forever.
299
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,804
All I ever wanted to be
was a Lost Boy.
300
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,640
But can he fight? Can he fly?
301
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,476
Can he...
302
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:58,551
Babe, don't worry.
I was born for this.
303
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,489
I got hands.
304
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,892
I am fly.
305
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,161
I can't crow...
306
00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,764
but I can "Yee!"
307
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,132
Yee!
308
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,472
Ooh!
309
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,877
Ha!
310
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,849
"Cheese Palace's
Cheese Chalice.
311
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,419
Complete the Goblet
of Cheese Challenge."
312
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:38,257
What the fuck
is a goblet of cheese?
313
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,993
Fuck around and find out.
314
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,766
Yo, this is delicious.
315
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:50,035
There's gotta be, like,
ten different high-end cheeses
316
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,138
in this fondue.
317
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,472
That sound disgusting.
318
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,508
Yo, we should get on
the giant teacups.
319
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,176
A'ight, let me get
my blind stick ready.
320
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,612
No, Ash,
back me up here.
321
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,447
Well, I'm all about gaming
the system.
322
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,015
If you can make life
a little bit easier,
323
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,250
do that shit.
324
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,385
Period, my nigga.
325
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,920
Who does it hurt?
326
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,356
Well, can you just at least
get rid of the cane?
327
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,491
Fine, Nelle, yes,
I'll get rid of the cane
328
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,493
and just feel around,
but, you know,
329
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,328
this is me
and Jacque's tradition,
330
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:19,365
and I don't see nothing wrong
with it.
331
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,634
Damn, that's a good goblet.
Mm-hmm.
332
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,436
Okay, y'all are really hyping
it. Let me try it.
333
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,938
I'ma try it. Let's see.
334
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,306
'Cause it look disgusting.
335
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:31,243
Don't knock it till you...
you know?
336
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,883
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
337
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,819
Oh.
338
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,287
Oh, that shit good.
339
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,655
Right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,824
Oh, that's good, Earl. Mm-hmm.
341
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,748
Hey, see, y'all?
342
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,352
That line was a 45-minute wait,
343
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,721
and we walked right in, okay?
344
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,056
You're welcome.
345
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,591
I don't know, y'all.
346
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,492
Like, I- I'm hella scared
of haunted houses, okay?
347
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,761
I've been to prison.
This for sure not scary.
348
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,897
Which door
are we taking, y'all?
349
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,365
Mm...
350
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,968
this one?
351
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,803
Okay, well, you know,
352
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,271
as long as we all
stay together, you know?
353
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,539
Uh-huh. Yeah, girl.
we right there.
354
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,040
Safety in numbers now.
355
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,376
Mmm.
356
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,644
Let's hit the other one.
357
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,346
We gonna let them
work that one out.
358
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,963
Ashley? Trish?
359
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,786
Shit. I think they got 'em.
360
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,455
See? Fuck, Earl!
361
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,057
This is... we are not supposed
to get separated, okay?
362
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,361
And this is what we get
for posing as fucking disabled.
363
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,695
Differently abled.
364
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,978
Boo!
Oh, God!
365
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,311
Ah!
Ah!
366
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,125
Whoa!
367
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,628
Why didn't you just go
to Jacque's tonight, huh?
368
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,030
We could've came here
another night.
369
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,065
Ugh, because her family
has this Halloween party
370
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,602
every year, and she wanted
to take Cuddie alone.
371
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,337
Oh, okay,
so you just invited us
372
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,805
to make her jealous,
373
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,140
because y'all used
to come here all the time?
374
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,375
That's cool. That's fine.
375
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,945
Ashley, yes.
376
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,881
And also, fuck Cuddie,
because I am the one
377
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,583
who usually goes to those
fucking family gatherings, yo.
378
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,352
Groundhog's Day. Veteran's Day.
379
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,054
We used to be getting hype
for Cinco de Mayo,
380
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,922
'cause you know
they basically some Mexicans.
381
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,525
Why don't you just tell her
how you feel, okay?
382
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,593
Stop scheming, nigga,
and just be honest.
383
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,528
Boo!
384
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,163
Boo.
385
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,564
What was that?
386
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,933
Oh.
387
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,501
How you ladies doing?
Y'all like hip-hop?
388
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,303
Oh, shit!
Oh! No!
389
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,672
Blasphemy, nigga!
In the name of mixtape!
390
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,108
That shit sucks.
Go, go, go, go!
391
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,111
So you and June, huh?
392
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,816
I mean, yeah, we were together
at high school,
393
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,052
and then we reconnected,
and yeah.
394
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,687
It's been really good.
395
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,222
I mean, we just didn't know
396
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,924
what the hell
had happened to you,
397
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,327
and you cut us off like
we didn't matter to you, so...
398
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,533
All right, it's...
399
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,936
I just retreat
to what I can control.
400
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,006
I'm sorry, though.
401
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,475
I'm not trying to hurt y'all
or nothing.
402
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,544
I guess I'm sorry too. I...
403
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,147
Like, I didn't know, you know?
So...
404
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:58,283
I just...
405
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,986
Fuck it. Like, I missed you.
406
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,590
No, like,
you're important to me.
407
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,062
You're important to me too.
408
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,667
Can we, like...
409
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,503
Like, hug it out?
Yeah, sure.
410
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,441
No, no, no, no, no.
411
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,179
I'm really glad you're okay.
412
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,182
Well, I'm getting there.
413
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,750
Oh.
414
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,356
Yo, who is Mustafa?
415
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,858
It's my ex-husband.
416
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,360
What?
417
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,528
I never mentioned that?
418
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,265
- Oh!
- Oh, God damn.
419
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,100
I hate fucking clowns.
420
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,469
Eh, no, you don't, 'cause you
fucking with my brother.
421
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,304
You funny.
422
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,585
- You!
- Damn, nigga!
423
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:07,786
Hey, yo, chill, chill.
424
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,455
Look, look, look, look, look.
425
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,823
My name Guapdad.
426
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,791
This my new mixtape,
Scamboy Color.
427
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,094
Yeah.
Look, you been dodging it.
428
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,529
Go ahead, take that,
and it's all slaps.
429
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,031
I promise you I'm finna be
430
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,933
one of the biggest niggas
of all time.
431
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,001
Like, hella big,
at the Grammys,
432
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,904
15-foot-long do-rag dragging
on these motherfuckers,
433
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,673
letting these bitches know
I'm that nigga.
434
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,542
Uh, but why?
435
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,644
Are you making eye contact
with me?
436
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,180
Girl, you're pretending
to be a blind nun?
437
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,915
Ah, nigga, you got me.
438
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,550
Okay, I'm just trying to get
to the front of the line.
439
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,152
Who does it hurt?
440
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,321
You, 'cause you don't even need
to be blind to do that.
441
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:43,722
Why?
442
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,004
Neither of y'all got ADD?
443
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,629
Okay, okay, Janelle,
here you go, bitch.
444
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,098
I've just been informed
of some interesting news.
445
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,668
The boardwalk's website says,
"Our disability program
446
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,238
"grants guests
with qualified impairments
447
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,140
special access to our parks."
448
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,541
What are the impairments?
449
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,944
"ADHD, bipolar disorder,
depression, anxiety,
450
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,881
and PTSD are all accommodated."
451
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:13,152
Bitch, we only need one person
with disabilities,
452
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,753
and we have three.
453
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:19,057
Yes, yes, because I do...
I do have ADHD.
454
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,993
Earl has PTSD.
455
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,694
You can't say that.
I can say that.
456
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,163
You can't say that, though.
457
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,465
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
458
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,767
Brother, you're triggered.
459
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,170
And Ashley...
Ashley's depressed.
460
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,705
- I am not depressed.
- I'm not triggered.
461
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,007
And I'm not depressed.
462
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,508
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
463
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:40,179
Can we please, please
cut in front
464
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,114
of some of these lines?
465
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:45,651
Or do you have
any more objections, Janelle?
466
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:50,556
I was just speaking up
for real disabled people.
467
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,890
No.
No.
468
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:55,961
No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, ooh.
469
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,963
So now mental health
isn't real?
470
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,766
- I never said that.
- Damn, Nelle.
471
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,935
I ain't know you was gonna be
a bigot for Halloween.
472
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,171
Whoa! Okay, y'all
really reaching now, okay?
473
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:09,341
'Cause that's not what I meant.
What- what I mean...
474
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,877
what I was trying to say...
475
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,912
Aw, fuck. You know what?
I'm not...
476
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,614
I'm not really
thinking straight
477
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,083
'cause, you know,
something for real is wrong
478
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,851
with my stomach.
479
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,187
Earl, what the fuck
is in this goblet of cheese?
480
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,190
Oh, in the cheese chalice?
Cheese, nigga.
481
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,062
I gots to go.
482
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,663
She trippin'.
483
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,665
This is literally
the best drink food
484
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,500
I have ever had.
485
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,218
Move, bitch, get out the way!
Shit!
486
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,474
Don't fucking judge me.
Shit, I gotta go!
487
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,676
Hey!
Hey, yo!
488
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,546
Hey! Hey, come on!
489
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,214
Shit, I got the bubble guts!
490
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,816
Shit!
491
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,451
Fuck you, fucking piece of sh...
492
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:00,692
Who does it hurt?
That's so wrong.
493
00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:11,470
Ahh!
- Catch!
494
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,338
Aha!
495
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,208
Oh!
Ooh!
496
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,712
Bangarang,
bangarang, bangarang!
497
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,649
- Do you yield, pirate?
- Kill the pirate!
498
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,183
Kill the pirate!
499
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,520
I'm not a pirate!
I'm just a banker!
500
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,022
Kill the banker!
501
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,737
Kill the banker!
502
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,692
Do you yield?
503
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,427
I...I...
504
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,895
Damn it, Dad, stop it!
505
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,064
I don't care
about this stupid test, okay?
506
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,133
I get to choose who I'm with.
507
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,069
Babe, are you okay?
508
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,238
Babe, what hurts the most
509
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,608
is, you the best damn thing
that ever happened to me.
510
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:53,745
And now...
we'll never be together.
511
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,655
Look. Look!
512
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:07,839
My daughter
is a brilliant artist
513
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,594
and a successful businesswoman.
514
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:12,130
I just want to make sure
whoever she's with is worthy.
515
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,734
And you clearly mean a lot
to Jacque.
516
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,835
You know,
she's never actually fought
517
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,937
for any other guy.
518
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:21,506
Plus you're a banker,
and, uh, if you two
519
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:24,743
eventually have children,
you'll raise the average height
520
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,312
of this family
by at least two feet.
521
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,981
I'd say that's upward mobility
in two ways.
522
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,851
You mean...
523
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:35,721
You're a Lost Boy, baby.
524
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,350
I'm a Lost Boy!
I'm a fucking Lost Boy!
525
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,841
Attention, the park will be
526
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,042
closing in ten minutes.
527
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:58,910
Trish, hold up!
528
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,846
Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Ha.
529
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,180
We're doing the last ride,
530
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,648
and uh, there's people
ahead of you.
531
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,317
Oh, oh, oh, yo, it's cool
532
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,453
'cause we are
differently disabled.
533
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,755
Oh.
534
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:13,358
I have ADHD, he got PTSD,
she is...
535
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,360
I'm a hypocrite.
Mm-hmm.
536
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,329
And she's depressed.
537
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:23,235
Okay, yeah, I-I see it.
538
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,237
Get on.
539
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,406
Oh, I'll take your-your bags.
540
00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:29,141
Oh, all right, hang on.
541
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,077
Appreciate it.
542
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,812
Oh, you're gonna have to
rack your goblet, sir.
543
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,248
Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right.
544
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,817
Rack it, Earl. Rack it.
Let's go. Giant Dipper.
545
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,685
Fuck it. I'll just chug it.
546
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:46,224
Hey, bitch.
547
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:47,492
Hey.
548
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,161
Look where I am at.
549
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,264
Bitch, I am
at the Giant Dipper.
550
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,367
Back on my Trish and Jacque
blind trick.
551
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,769
Throwback!
552
00:23:57,869 --> 00:23:59,337
The old days.
553
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,540
Wait, we probably
shouldn't do that anymore.
554
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,743
- It's kinda mean.
- Huh.
555
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:08,213
Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You right.
556
00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:10,449
Hey, check this out, girl.
557
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,120
We really missed you
this year.
558
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,988
Hey!
559
00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:20,425
They knighted me a Lost Boy!
560
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,831
Cool, dude.
561
00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:28,733
- All right, bye, girl.
- Bye.
562
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,569
Gotta go. Love you.
563
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,649
Cuddied again.
564
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,589
I did it.
I'm the King of Cheese.
565
00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:54,125
Everyone, the King of Cheese!
566
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,429
Huzzah, huzzah!
567
00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:01,299
The King of Cheese Chalice
Cheese Challenge conquers all.
568
00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:04,436
Huzzah, huzzah!
Huzzah, huzzah!
569
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:08,273
Thank you.
You may arise, all of you.
570
00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:10,809
Time for my ride.
Yes, come on, Earl.
571
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:11,877
Shit.
Thank you, my liege.
572
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,311
Your highness. Sit down.
573
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:15,146
- Ah, noble steed.
- Here we go.
574
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:21,152
All right, y'all!
Here we go!
575
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:24,222
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
576
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:27,893
My heart is going crazy.
Oh, shit!
577
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:30,228
Oh, shit!
Ooh!
578
00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:32,531
Hey, y'all, hey,
I fucking love y'all.
579
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,599
I love y'all so much.
Thank you for inviting me.
580
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:35,967
I love...
581
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,502
I forgot how much
I love roller coasters.
582
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,704
I love roller coasters!
Oh, my God.
583
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,273
- It's gonna be great.
- Yes, it's gonna be awesome.
584
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,908
- It's gonna be great.
- Here we go, shit!
585
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,409
Hey, I'm the King of Ch...
586
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,478
- I'm the King of Cheese!
- Oh, shit!
587
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:45,070
Let's go!
588
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,705
Oh, man!
589
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:48,273
This shit hella fun!
590
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:51,910
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my God.
591
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:53,878
Whew. Shit.
592
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,213
Oh, I'm glad I went
to the bathroom
593
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,315
before we got
on this shit, Earl.
594
00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:58,483
Whew.
595
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:01,720
Father forgive me,
for I have had fun.
596
00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:06,791
You really think I'm depressed?
597
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:16,835
Girlfriend is trippin'.
598
00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:18,703
Yeah.
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