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Hey, hey! What's up?
This your boy Mark Curry.
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Check it out. You won't believe
what happened last season
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on Blindspotting.
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Do you want me to get you a
toothbrush or a toiletries or anything?
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No, I'm not going to summer
camp, baby... I'm going to jail.
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At San Quentin, if you're married,
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you get to spend two whole
nights together in a house.
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I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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Cuddie, this is my
platonic life partner, Jacque.
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Jacqueline, I see you down there.
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My burrito!
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Why is he in jail?
He'll miss my birthday!
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Welcome back to the ordeal.
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Hey!
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Oh!
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Bro, what the fuck are y'all doing?
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Town business, Oakland...
You know how we do it.
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Blindspotting,what? Season two.
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Ooh, yes, my guys.
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Appreciate y'all, man.
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!¡Gracias a todos!
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Hey! Happy birthday, my boy.
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Dad, you know Spanish?
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Yeah. Of cour... No, I
don't know Spanish, man.
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I learned that song back in high school
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for tía Trish's quinceañera.
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That's why I know some of the words,
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but that was a real
mariachi band, though.
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They pretty good, right?
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They all got arrested together.
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It was a bank robbery or some shit.
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Anyway, hey, Mom, you got, uh...
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You got Sean's birthday
present I made him?
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- Yep.
- What is it?
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Man, I can't tell
you that... it's a surprise.
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But anyway, look, I'm running
out of minutes on this phone,
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so, uh, hand the phone back
to your mom for a second.
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- I need to speak to her.
- Love you, Dad.
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Love you, my boy.
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See you in two weeks for
the first family visit.
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Yes, you will,
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'cause, girl, when you
get here in two weeks,
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we are about to...
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Everybody can hear you on speakerphone!
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- Hey!
- Hi, Miles.
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- What up, Miles?
- Man, I don't give a fuck.
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Sean, earmuffs.
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I'm about to get so
far up in them cheeks...
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- No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey!
- Turn it down.
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Turn the volume down.
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Married sex... in that thing.
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First of all, if you calm down...
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- I know what to do!
- Freaky lizard or some shit.
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Anyway, I got to do,
like, a military crawl,
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- and then you on the couch...
- Turn off the car or something.
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I concur with the previously
mentioned activities,
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and we will proceed
with the said itinerary
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in two weeks.
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I love you.
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Goodbye, sir.
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Ash?
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All right. Uh, I love you.
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What the fuck you looking at?
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Y'all so nasty.
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All right, everybody get out.
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So the theme of this birthday
is cars, jets, and trains?
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I thought he was into bugs now?
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Oh, he loves bugs.
Won't shut up about 'em.
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No, it's planes,
trains, and automobiles.
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When did you decide this?
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We, uh, talked about it a month ago,
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and he's 100% sure.
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- Hey, Sean.
- Huh?
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What do you like more...
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Planes, trains, or automobiles?
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Ninja bugs.
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What?
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- Yeah, rookie.
- That's a rookie mistake.
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- It's okay.
- First parents' mistakes.
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You got to pivot when
you hear the word "bugs."
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Whatever. I'll just get him
on board. We-we're-e're fine.
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- We've got karaoke...
- Hiya!
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- Hiya!
- We have food for kids.
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And we have liquor for the adults,
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and we have games!
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And we even have a carousel,
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and we have a steam
train reserved just for...
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Just for us today!
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And... and Trish is
gonna bring a piñata!
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Whoa, Ash, breathe, okay?
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It's just, um...
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it's his first birthday without his dad,
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and I just need
everything to go perfectly.
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Hiya!
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- Oh, my God.
- Sean!
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Oh, God, stop!
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Ah, shit. Ash, your car just got bipped.
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What?
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How?
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They didn't even take anything!
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Oh, look at all this glass.
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- Uh-uh.
- Help! Help me!
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- No, no, no!
- Nelle, you ain't gonna help?
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- Oh, shit, my bad.
- No, no, no, no!
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- My keys!
- Oh, damn.
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-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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♪ Foxy little girl in Oakland ♪
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♪ Something like I
never never seen before ♪
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♪ Foxy little girl in Oakland ♪
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♪ Something like I
never never seen before ♪
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♪ Whoa now ♪
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♪ Foxy little girl in Oakland ♪
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♪ Like she never
never been next door ♪
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♪ Ooh, and next door ♪
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♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
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♪ Ow! ♪
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♪ Never, ever gonna get it ♪
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♪ No, not this time ♪
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♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
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♪ My love ♪
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♪ Never, ever gonna get it ♪
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- ♪ Ooh, bop! ♪
- ♪ Ooh, bop! ♪
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♪ I remember how you used to be ♪
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♪ You never was
so nice, you can't fool me ♪
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♪ Ooh, bop! ♪
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Why don't you just go
on the merry-go-round?
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Girl, hell, no. That
shit make me hella dizzy.
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This way, I'm still
participating, you know?
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♪ You think that you can
walk right into her life ♪
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♪ Without a good fight, oh ♪
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Oh, uh, did you remember
to get the cake delivered
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to the carousel and not the house?
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Yes, yes. Mama is on it, Ash.
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I'ma really need you to calm down, okay?
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I'm just really fucking stressed.
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All of our parent friends are here,
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and I haven't seen a lot of
them since Miles got locked up.
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I'm just bracing for
the dumb-ass questions,
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like, "How are you really?"
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And then they give you, like,
a gift card for groceries.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Who are you texting... Earl?
- Humor.
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Comedy you do.
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I don't talk to that motherfucker.
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Shit, he only text me,
what, twice since he got out?
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- Why? You talk to him?
- No.
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I invited him.
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Nancy gave me his new address,
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but he hasn't replied to me either.
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I just know Sean would
really love to see him.
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Man, fuck that nigga.
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Oh, okay. How about we both calm down?
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Can I open Dad's present now?
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Yes, of course, baby.
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Thanks, bruh.
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Your dad calls him Thizzly Bear.
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It's a lion.
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Yeah, well, your dad was really
proud giving him that name,
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so that's what we're gonna call him.
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Okay.
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Hey, Sean.
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We're going on the train. Want to come?
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- Oh, yeah, uh, fo' sure.
- Is that a stuffy?
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It's a Thizzly Bear, and his
dad made it for him in prison.
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- Whoa.
- That's awesome.
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Come on, let's go.
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Hey, you got him, right?
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Watch him!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Don't do nothing stupid.
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Where is Trish with the piñata?
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Yo, you sold it?
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Last pickup was at 5:00 p.m. yesterday.
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- Damn.
- Where were you?
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Letting a man paint
my toenails for money.
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Yeah, and I was overseeing it.
You know, it ran long.
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He was... he was very
methodical. Fuck, man.
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Look, this is for our
nephew's birthday today.
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We need that goddamn plane piñata.
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Well, I've got a, uh, bottle of Patron.
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No.
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- A lipstick?
- No.
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How about
this one? Big blockhead.
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- No!
- No?
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- No.
- Okay.
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I got big hot tamale. You want him?
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- No.
- A cute pig.
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Oh, oh, this good.
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Googly-eye zebra, huh?
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What you think?
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- No!
- No, no, no.
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I-I need the plane. I
need the plane-ñata.
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Imposible.
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I'm sorry. There is nothing I can do.
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Where's he going?
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Fuck!
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What are we gonna do?
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'Cause tía Trish promised a plane.
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Where does that little baby door lead?
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Yo, is this how piñatas are made?
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I fucks with my people.
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Yo. OÓrale, hombre. ¿Qué pasa?
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- Huh?
- Eh, órale.
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Look!
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Oh!
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Fuck, yo. Did they make this a penis?
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A giant white fucking
penis? This shit has balls.
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Hey! You cannot be in here!
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This is only for
licensed "piñatadores."
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And this one has already been
resold to a bachelorette party.
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Okay, nigga, well, we need it back.
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Ah, but it's beyond restoration.
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No. No. This can be fixed.
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If we make the curves
of the head more angular,
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shave down these pubes,
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and perform a simple testicular surgery,
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we got a pretty convincing spaceship!
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Is she a "piñatador"?
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Nah, mm-mm, but mami's crafty.
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Okay, okay, I need a blowtorch, a blade,
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and hella encouragement.
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Come on, let's move it, people!
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Vamónos, amigos.
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- !¡Anímela!
- !¡Olé!
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So we not gonna hear
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you was out creeping
out on my boy, right?
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I got eyes everywhere, Ash.
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PIs in Pittsburgh, recon in Richmond.
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Y'all still fuck each other
now that he's in prison?
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Binoculars in Berkeley,
East Oakland eavesdroppers.
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No time for slippin', so
keep it pimpin', Ashley.
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- How are you now?
- Good. Good.
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Yeah, but, like...
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how are you?
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There it is.
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Oh, by the way, Sharita
wanted me to give you
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this gift card for groceries.
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- From me and Kevin.
- It's $22 on there.
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'Cause y'all are struggling.
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It has a sad face on it. Ugh.
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Hey, you want 50 bucks?
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Why not?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, you having a good time?
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Ah, yes.
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Gift cards for the broken woman.
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Ashley, you're smoking back-to-back?
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Rainey, you got your
own rules. I got mine.
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Okay. Okay.
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I got it.
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Having your man in prison sucks.
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It's about to suck less, right?
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Weekend visitation
starting in two weeks.
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Thirteen days.
254
00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:42,537
Thank you so much for all
the endless phone calls
255
00:11:42,562 --> 00:11:44,195
and paperwork, Rainey.
256
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,540
- Sean's gonna love it.
- Mm.
257
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,020
Hey, I wanted to float an idea by you.
258
00:11:49,157 --> 00:11:51,957
After you and Sean
do this first weekend,
259
00:11:52,165 --> 00:11:54,235
I thought maybe I
would take the next one
260
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,987
just to get a little time with Miles.
261
00:11:56,012 --> 00:11:59,800
Oh, uh, I didn't know
you were expecting that.
262
00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:02,068
I think it's only for married couples.
263
00:12:02,324 --> 00:12:04,084
Well, it's for family.
264
00:12:04,401 --> 00:12:07,501
So I checked, and I could go with Sean,
265
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,766
technically, if you don't go.
266
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,315
Well, we only get one
visit every three months,
267
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:16,100
but... maybe you can
come with us next time?
268
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,616
Yeah, I was just hoping for
a little bit of my own time
269
00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:20,159
with my son.
270
00:12:20,184 --> 00:12:22,815
Really catching me off
guard with this shit, Rainey.
271
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,060
Oh, I-I know you need your time,
272
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:27,319
but I just figured,
I helped set it up...
273
00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:29,954
Wait, was this your plan?
274
00:12:30,429 --> 00:12:32,889
To get me to set up weekend visitations,
275
00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:34,364
because only wives can do it
276
00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:36,539
and then hold it over our heads?
277
00:12:37,225 --> 00:12:38,635
I'm not scheming on you, Ashley.
278
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:41,559
I just think I helped, and I'd
like some time with my son.
279
00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:44,770
Okay.
280
00:12:45,008 --> 00:12:46,838
Can we talk about this later?
281
00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:49,055
It's my son's birthday.
282
00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:50,583
Later, okay?
283
00:12:53,715 --> 00:12:55,605
Oh, my God, what a bitch.
284
00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,113
You've been on the
trains before, right, Sean?
285
00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:01,778
My dad used to bring me here a lot.
286
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,676
His daddy in San Quentin.
287
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,591
That nigga wouldn't sing on somebody.
288
00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:08,445
- Ooh, shit, he a real one.
- Damn, what's that like?
289
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,100
Your pops in there doing a bid-bid?
290
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,540
Five years.
291
00:13:11,565 --> 00:13:14,306
He said he was gonna sing,
but he doesn't know all the words.
292
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:16,020
Hey, he dropping gems.
293
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,629
That's a whole bar.
294
00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:20,160
My uncle Collin did time, too,
295
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,640
and my friend Earl.
296
00:13:22,665 --> 00:13:25,504
He did a year and then went
back and did six months.
297
00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:27,293
My nigga, your whole
family with the shits?
298
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,121
Yep, lots of shits.
299
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:33,560
- Who wants to sit in the back?
- We not finna ride. We finna smoke.
300
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,000
Hey, go ride the train, though.
301
00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:36,415
We'll be here when you get back.
302
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,728
Okay.
303
00:13:39,045 --> 00:13:41,665
Hello, young man. You riding the train?
304
00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:44,451
Got any money? Ha.
Just kidding with you.
305
00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:47,025
I want you stay on the train.
No getting off the train.
306
00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:48,856
If the train slows down,
I want you to speed up.
307
00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:50,211
Keep your feet in.
308
00:13:50,236 --> 00:13:51,885
If you see a giraffe, don't feed him.
309
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,930
Take any seat you like, all right?
310
00:13:53,955 --> 00:13:55,022
- Yeah.
- All right.
311
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:56,327
- Say "all aboard."
- All aboard.
312
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,905
Let's go! All aboard!
313
00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,470
We got a customer!
314
00:14:06,406 --> 00:14:08,156
You could've sat in the front.
315
00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:52,360
♪ N-n-niggas think they
slick but I'm game, though ♪
316
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,446
♪ Fuck that nigga, make
him do just what I say so ♪
317
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:55,970
♪ Hey, you were that bitch ♪
318
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,770
♪ We gave her back
'cause she a lame ho ♪
319
00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,536
♪ Hey, she on the block ran
it up like it's apparel ♪
320
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,755
♪ Sorry, it's just
lyin' got the stick ♪
321
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,150
♪ I apologize, I ain't
mean to take your bitch ♪
322
00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:06,375
♪ You can take the money
spend it all and then I gig ♪
323
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,920
♪ Have 'em shut it
down I need it all ♪
324
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,155
He can't even sneak a bug song in?
325
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,637
Not even "La Cucaracha"?
326
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,051
Yo, who the fuck are you texting?
327
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:32,290
Yo, why are you on me so hard, okay?
328
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:33,985
I'm over here just chi...
329
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:36,559
Oh, look, your brother made it.
330
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,600
Oh, absolutely not.
331
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,240
- Ashley, are you okay...
- Not right now, Rainey.
332
00:15:55,132 --> 00:15:57,162
I just want to say happy
birthday to my nephew.
333
00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:59,407
No, you fucked all that up.
334
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:01,576
Ash, come on, I just want
to give him this present.
335
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,100
Who even told you we were here?
336
00:16:03,258 --> 00:16:04,495
Get back in your car,
337
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,130
and fuck off now before he sees you!
338
00:16:06,505 --> 00:16:08,995
- Ash, come on...
- I said leave!
339
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,546
Now!
340
00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:15,196
- Uh-oh.
- She's terrifying.
341
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:18,461
Miles and Ashley have that
similar "grr," you know?
342
00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:20,035
Here she comes.
343
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,995
Cake is here.
344
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:25,430
Oh, great.
345
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,560
- Uh-oh.
- Fuck, Nancy.
346
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:30,086
It's supposed to be a scraper
cake... a car with big rims.
347
00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:31,922
This is a skater cake.
It's supposed to... Fuck!
348
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,264
I told them scraper cake.
Don't you bark at me.
349
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:36,565
- It's still transportation.
- It's fine.
350
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:38,025
Every... everything is fine.
351
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,220
Thank you.
352
00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:42,815
Okay, what the fuck was that all about?
353
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,140
Nothing, okay? Nothing.
354
00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:45,973
How the fuck did he know where we were?
355
00:16:46,629 --> 00:16:48,536
Well, I mean, he hit me for the address.
356
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,190
He's your brother, Ash!
357
00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:52,295
Oh, Janelle, don't tell him
shit about my life, okay?
358
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,293
Ever! And the cake is wrong!
359
00:16:56,055 --> 00:16:57,675
What the fuck?
360
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,160
Hey, guys!
361
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,685
Where's my son?
362
00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:33,340
Hey, what's going on?
363
00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:46,635
Hello?
364
00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,975
Hello?
365
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,612
Anybody out there?
366
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,340
What are we gonna do, Thizzly?
367
00:19:17,502 --> 00:19:20,597
How many tickles does it take
to make an octopus giggle?
368
00:19:20,622 --> 00:19:21,732
I don't know.
369
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:24,546
Ten tickles!
370
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,086
Hey, get over here!
371
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,152
Are you high right now? Look at me!
372
00:19:30,177 --> 00:19:31,730
Hey, Ashley, chill!
373
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,675
Your kids went to get high
in the woods and lost my son.
374
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,660
Y'all lucky I don't kill their asses.
375
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,501
Has anyone seen Sean?
376
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,614
Ugh!
377
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,759
Man, what...
378
00:19:41,784 --> 00:19:44,366
Hey, this one out here go out
to a very, very special ladybug.
379
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,740
Y'all feel...
380
00:19:45,765 --> 00:19:47,061
- Give me that. Move.
- Shit, nigga. Damn.
381
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,566
Sean!
382
00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:52,067
Shit. No, fuck it.
383
00:19:52,181 --> 00:19:55,161
Sean? Has anyone seen Sean?
384
00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:56,683
Hey, sing Doja Cat.
385
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,754
I'm not singing. It's
the stupid Auto-Tune.
386
00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:00,209
Y'all, I need your help.
387
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:03,277
Those high-ass kids
over there lost my son,
388
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,793
and I need y'all to help me find him.
389
00:20:05,818 --> 00:20:07,345
Stop accusing my kids.
390
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,238
They're all high, Craig!
391
00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:11,777
Okay, okay, everybody, let's
just all gather round, okay?
392
00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:14,640
And we figure out what the fuck
happened to baby boy, all right?
393
00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:16,251
I don't need you to
be nice cop right now.
394
00:20:16,286 --> 00:20:18,566
They are not supposed to be high
395
00:20:18,591 --> 00:20:21,152
losing kids that they agreed to watch!
396
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,965
He's probably on the train, right?
397
00:20:23,165 --> 00:20:25,185
- Mm-hmm.
- Sean!
398
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,450
Oh, oh, oh, there he is.
399
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,785
Baby! Oh, my God.
400
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:42,106
I thought I lost you, baby.
401
00:20:42,131 --> 00:20:44,050
Mom, you've really got to cool out.
402
00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:46,995
Yeah, yeah. Okay, it's fine.
403
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,000
We found Sean, the birthday boy.
404
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:51,565
Okay, go to Janelle, by the carousel,
405
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:53,000
nowhere else.
406
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,346
Oh, Trish!
407
00:20:54,371 --> 00:20:56,261
What the hell is that?
408
00:20:56,502 --> 00:20:59,612
Did someone order a plane-ñata?
409
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:01,121
That is not a plane.
410
00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:04,449
Uh, technically, a rocket
ship becomes a spaceship,
411
00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:06,100
then eventually becomes
a plane on its way back.
412
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,535
- Okay, whatever the fuck.
- So...
413
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,074
All right, guys! It's
time to do the piñata!
414
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,755
Everything is okay!
415
00:21:15,615 --> 00:21:17,635
All right, everyone!
416
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:21,420
Let's give a round of
applause for the birthday boy!
417
00:21:21,674 --> 00:21:23,914
Yay, piñata!
418
00:21:23,939 --> 00:21:26,285
Trish, can you hang up this piñata
419
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:28,700
before these parents
eat me alive, please?
420
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,817
I don't... I don't got no string.
421
00:21:30,947 --> 00:21:32,933
Trish, how do you not have
anything for the piñata?
422
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,879
What the fuck are we supposed to do?
423
00:21:34,904 --> 00:21:36,754
- She about to lose it.
- I'm fine!
424
00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:38,189
Hey, baby.
425
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,260
Y'all need string?
426
00:21:40,285 --> 00:21:42,675
Hey babe, what are you doing here?
427
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,360
Oh!
428
00:21:44,385 --> 00:21:46,275
You know, I'm here with B-K-E-O.
429
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,945
The Black Kite Enthusiasts of Oakland.
430
00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:50,100
- Oh.
- I can fly!
431
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,185
Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Run it out. Run it out.
432
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,970
We just some kite niggas
blowing in the wind.
433
00:21:53,995 --> 00:21:55,535
Yeah.
434
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,096
- Hello, Eric.
- Oh, what up, Trish?
435
00:21:57,181 --> 00:21:58,811
Hey, but check me out.
436
00:21:58,836 --> 00:22:01,027
I always keep an extra
spool, in case shit get loose.
437
00:22:01,052 --> 00:22:02,828
Let me throw a little nautical
knot on y'all Enterprise,
438
00:22:02,853 --> 00:22:05,073
put that thing in orbit.
439
00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:06,815
You're our hero.
440
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,600
Okay, great.
441
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,515
Let's do this!
442
00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:12,985
Fucking Cuddie.
443
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:47,786
Hell, no.
444
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:48,830
Put them balls back.
445
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:49,830
Don't put that in your mouth.
446
00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:51,237
What the fuck, Ashley?
447
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,429
Welcome back to the ordeal.
448
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,070
Nine months later, we live
in splintered fictions.
449
00:24:05,488 --> 00:24:06,878
Motherfuckers got me twisted,
450
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,403
and I'm seconds from splitting wigs,
451
00:24:08,428 --> 00:24:10,338
just wishing I could find my center.
452
00:24:10,638 --> 00:24:12,308
Mommin' us through this frigid winter.
453
00:24:12,462 --> 00:24:15,052
Yeah, we daunted by this wicked weather.
454
00:24:15,164 --> 00:24:18,014
Trauma at the spine. Like
a gun, I'm fully cocked.
455
00:24:18,463 --> 00:24:19,775
We got five to run.
456
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,160
Barely survived one,
457
00:24:21,321 --> 00:24:22,865
and I'm in it thick as thieves
458
00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:24,036
with this coven runnin' reckless.
459
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,630
And I fear the mess is swarming
460
00:24:25,655 --> 00:24:27,305
like a storm that's bound to come.
461
00:24:49,969 --> 00:24:51,749
Pretty good haul, huh, kid?
462
00:24:54,715 --> 00:24:56,505
Did you have a good birthday?
463
00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:59,380
Yo, turning seven is crazy,
464
00:24:59,405 --> 00:25:01,445
and I'm with the shits now.
465
00:25:02,885 --> 00:25:07,120
Oh, okay. Well, uh, we'll
deal with that tomorrow.
466
00:25:07,145 --> 00:25:09,671
Wait, wait, wait, this
is all for one child?
467
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:20,960
Can we clear the air about earlier?
468
00:25:20,985 --> 00:25:23,005
I think we can have a simple
conversation. You and I can...
469
00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:24,486
Rainey, I have not been
with him in nine months.
470
00:25:24,510 --> 00:25:25,570
Can you just back off?
471
00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:29,086
Sure.
472
00:25:30,207 --> 00:25:32,017
I will back off.
473
00:25:35,187 --> 00:25:37,377
I'd like to leave you with a thought.
474
00:25:37,830 --> 00:25:39,520
Must you?
475
00:25:39,947 --> 00:25:41,227
I must.
476
00:25:41,252 --> 00:25:44,322
Things are tough. I get that.
477
00:25:44,619 --> 00:25:47,939
You're not the first mom to mom
through some bullshit, Ashley.
478
00:25:48,181 --> 00:25:49,811
Everybody supports you.
479
00:25:49,836 --> 00:25:52,136
Everybody feels for you,
480
00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:54,126
but everybody might not
want to be around you
481
00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:55,210
if you keep this up.
482
00:25:55,465 --> 00:25:57,755
For Sean, for my sake,
483
00:25:57,780 --> 00:26:00,630
you could stand to be a little less mean
484
00:26:01,056 --> 00:26:02,843
and a little more fun.
485
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:11,475
I'm fun!
486
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:14,749
You think you're fun?
487
00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:23,850
Oh, my God.
488
00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:25,460
Earl.
489
00:26:27,247 --> 00:26:29,445
Uh, come in. Come in.
490
00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:36,674
Earl!
491
00:26:36,699 --> 00:26:39,769
Hey, what's up, bud? Happy birthday.
492
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,641
We missed you, man.
493
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:45,045
Wait. Why didn't you
come to my birthday party?
494
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:47,240
Oh, uh...
495
00:26:47,323 --> 00:26:49,673
I just been working through some stuff,
496
00:26:49,698 --> 00:26:53,158
but, look, I got you a present,
you know what I'm saying?
497
00:26:53,298 --> 00:26:56,318
Open it up. Open up, open, open, open.
498
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:59,332
Yeah. It's for keeping bugs in.
499
00:26:59,469 --> 00:27:01,325
Wow. Thanks, bruh.
500
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:03,300
What? "Bruh"?
501
00:27:03,437 --> 00:27:04,827
Who you calling bruh?
502
00:27:05,019 --> 00:27:06,959
You're not that old yet.
503
00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:08,705
You ain't gonna call me no bruh.
504
00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:10,200
- No!
- But you can be a bruh...
505
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,640
- A bruh-rrito.
- No!
506
00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:13,465
I will never be somebody's burrito!
507
00:27:13,723 --> 00:27:15,653
- No!
- A bruh-taco,
508
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:17,330
- a bruh-tato chip.
- Never!
509
00:27:17,410 --> 00:27:19,650
I'll never be your bruh-taco!
510
00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:21,170
No!
511
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:25,900
I'm fun.
512
00:27:28,107 --> 00:27:29,272
Right?
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00:28:22,741 --> 00:28:27,741
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