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THEME MUSIC PLAYS

MUSIC: 'One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks)' by One Direction

# One way or another I'm gonna find ya... #

ANT: Where are the judges, then?

According to the tracker I installed on Cowell's phone... The what?

Long story. ..they're definitely here somewhere.

We'd better find them, the auditions were meant to start ages ago.

Oh! Oh! Sorry about that.

You're... Ant McPartlin. Former rapper, current TV host.

Two-time Rear Of The Year award...

Runner-up. ..runner-up.

No, you're stood on me foot.

Oh! Sorry.

# I will drive by your house... #

Anything for you, Simon? Just the usual, Shona, please.

Ah, excuse me? Are the Britain's Got Talent judges in there?

You having a laugh? Next you'll be telling me Ant and Dec are coming.

And anyway, where are your parents?

Children shouldn't be hanging around pubs.

# One way or another... #

They you are, Simon.

Just the Bs, Gs, and Ts. That's just how I like it.

Hang on. Isn't that Simon Cowell's Rolls-Royce?

Outside Roy's Rolls.

Rolls-Royce outside Roy's Rolls? Easy for you to say.

It wasn't actually, I had to think about it. Did you?

Hang on! Are we on Coronation Street?

CORONATION STREET THEME PLAYS

BOTH: We're on Coronation Street! Come on.

Simon, how was your breakfast, love? I didn't like it...

...I loved it.

# Hallelujah! #

Ah! Found you!

We're late for auditions, guys. Come on. Let's go, go, go!

They're very bossy. Very.

I like it.

# Am I ready?

# Am I ready? # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Your Britain's Got Talent judges...

Bruno Tonioli!

Alesha Dixon!

Amanda Holden!

It's Simon Cowell!

Manchester audiences are better than anywhere else.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Very excited to see what we're going to see.

Have fun, mate. ANT: Good luck!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello.

My name's Cash, and I'm from Bolton.

Come on, let's hear it for Bolton! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Do you have a day job, Cash? I do have a day job.

I fit automatic doors on hospitals and schools and things like that.

Have you brought anyone with you today? I have, yeah.

I've brought my significant other. There she is.

So, Cash, what would you do with the cash if you were to win?

I'd spend it. LAUGHTER

That is the best answer we've had.

OK, good luck. The stage is yours. Thank you very much.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Go on, Cash!

Right, this is a song that's dear to my heart,

and it's about something that I love.

GENTLE UKULELE MUSIC

Aw... Is it about his wife?

# You can have them With chips and gravy

# The pastry can be shortcrust Or flaky

# I can hardly wait

# Because they taste so great

# But please don't forget The mushy peas... #

LAUGHTER Come on!

# Pasty and peas

. H

CLAPPING

BUZZ

# Have them for your breakfast

# Have them for your tea

# To satisfy your hunger

# And that's a guarantee. #

Do you know what a pasty is? You're looking confused.

LAUGHTER

BOTH: Aww.

Where's the peas?

Come on!

AUDIENCE SINGS ALONG # Pasty and peas

# Pasty and peas... #

CLAPPING

BUZZ

CROWD: Boo! # Have them for your tea... #

He's saying pasty, not pasta.

# They'll satisfy your hunger

# And that's a guarantee... #

Come on! # Pasty and peas

# Pasty and peas... # Pasty and peas!

# They'll satisfy your hunger

# And that's a guarantee! #

Thank you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Well, I would walk 500 miles

# And I would walk 500 more

# Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

# To fall down at your door... #

Pasty!

Bruno thought you were singing about pasta.

AMANDA: Look, he's got it written on his T-shirt.

Look. Pasty! Oh, pasty!

Does that look like ravioli?

Well, it wasn't Bohemian Rhapsody, was it?

It wasn't. But I'm not Freddie Mercury.

No, you're not. LAUGHTER

I think you are hilarious.

Thank you.

So I'm going to say yes. Thank you very much.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now you know he was singing about pasties and not pasta,

has it changed your mind? But why? "But why"!

Why not? Why not? AMANDA LAUGHS

I didn't get it. Right.

I have to say no. CROWD: Boo!

I thought it was great. I'm saying yes.

Your fate lies in the hands of Mr Simon Cowell.

Let me think about this. CROWD: Pasty and peas!

CROWD CHANTING: Simon! Simon! Simon!

CHANTING CONTINUES

Simon! Simon! Simon! Who-o-o!

SIMON LAUGHS

You know what, Cash? You're a bit annoying, but you're very funny.

You've got three yeses. Thank you.

CHEERING

# To fall down at your door... #

I'm annoying. I like that.

ANT: Just a bit. Just a bit annoying.

It's nice and loud, isn't it?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHILD: It's so loud.

Whoa! Pixiebelles! Hi, gang!

You're next. Come on over.

Where'd your teeth go? Fell out.

Who else is missing teeth? Me!

You. You. Show the camera. Not me!

# I found joy Yeah, she opened up my eyes... #

CROWD CHANTING: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

I love this "Bruno, Bruno" thing that's going on.

THEY LAUGH # You got me like ye-e-eah

# Who-0-04a

# I found joy in my life... #

What is this?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

This is Beauty And The Beast!

# I found joy in my life. #

This is not happening!

Hello. ALL: Hi!

What's the name of this amazing-looking group?

ALL: The Pixiebelles.

The Pixiebelles.

And where are you from? Manchester.

Amazing.

So, tell me a little bit about The Pixiebelles.

We've come here because Pixiebelle has been really poorly,

and our dance teacher asked her mum what's her dream,

and she said to go on Britain's Got Talent,

so we wanted to make her dream come true.

SIMON: Aw. Really?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I'm gonna cry.

Oh, my goodness. How old are you all?

I'm six. Seven. Eight.

THEY SHOUT THEIR AGES I'm eight.

The stage is yours. Good luck. ALL: Thank you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SHE BREATHES SHAKILY

SONG: 'Be Our Guest'

IN FRENCH ACCENT: Ma cherie Mademoiselle.

It's with deepest pride and greatest pleasure

that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax.

Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents...

Your dinner.

# Be our guest

# Put our service to the test... # CLAPPING

# Tie your napkin round your neck Cherie

# And we'll provide the rest Soup du jour

# Hot hors d'ouevres... # We love it.

# Why, we only live to serve

# Try the grey stuff It's delicious

# Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

# They can sing They can dance

# After all, miss This is France

# And the dinner here Is never second-best

# Go on, unfold your menu

# Take a glance and then

# You'll be our guest

# Be our guest, be our guest

# Be our guest, be our guest

# Our command is your request

# It's been years Since we've had anybody here

# And we're obsessed... #

BRUNO: Oh, bless them!

MUSIC CONTINUES

# Course by course

# One by one

# Till you shout "Enough, I'm done!"

# And we'll sing you off to sleep As you digest

# Go on, unfold your menu

# Take a glance and then You'll be our guest

# Be our guest

# Be our guest

# Please be our...

# Gue-e-e-est. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BRUNO: Now, that is a yes!

# Every night I lie in bed

# The brightest colours fill my head

# A million dreams Are keeping me awake... #

Oh, my God!

I loved that!

# Think of what the world could be

# A vision of the one I see

# A million dreams... # You were brilliant!

You were brilliant! Brilliant! # Is all it's going to take... #

You were absolutely on fire.

Not just the candlestick, all of you.

LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES

Honestly, the whole thing was absolutely fantastic.

You were so, so good.

It was just everything we want on this show,

so thank you so much for coming on. I loved that.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It was a spectacle. So it gives me pleasure to say yes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BRUNO: It's a yes from me!

It is a "oui" from me.

I actually want to cry right now.

Oui, oui, oui...

That's four ouis. Four yeses.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE # Think of what the world could be

# A vision of the one I see

# A million dreams Is all it's gonna take

# Every night I lie in bed

# The brightest colours fill my head

# A million dreams Are keeping me awa-a-ake

# A million dreams Is all it's gonna ta-a-ake... #

ANT: Yes, yes! Well done! Well done! Well done!

They really tug on your heart.

# A million dreams is all

# It's gonna take... # THEY SCREAM

# Oh, a million dreams For the world we're gonna make. #

# Hey, yeah Oh, it must be love

# You know it must be love... #

We've had a word with the sound team, put that in front of Simon.

OK? You haven't seen us, all right?

# Oh, it must be love... # CHEERING

DEC: Simon, anything you'd like to say to them before we get going?

HIGH-PITCHED:

what?

Have you had a rough night, Simon?

LAUGHTER

Ha-ha! What? what? Us?

OK, maybe we did. LAUGHTER

Wanna see some talent, everybody? # Oh, it must be love. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hi. Hi, Nathan, hi, Joanne. How are you? Hello.

Come and join us. Come on round.

So, tell us, what happened with Alesha? Tell me the story.

WOMAN: 'Two, three, cha-cha-cha.

'Two, three, cha-cha-cha.'

MAN: Alesha, are you ready? Yeah.

'Two, three, cha-cha-cha.'

MAN: Cameras rolling. Alesha coming in.

Hello, Nathan. Hey. How are you?

I've come all the way from Britain's Got Talent today

cos your lovely teacher Joanne

tells me that you love to dance.

LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE

WHOOPING

CHEERING

Let's go and sit down

Hi, everyone.

What sort of dance styles do you do, then?

I like, erm, Latin. Me too.

It's more fun, isn't it?

Mum and Dad, hi. Hi. Hello.

How does it make you feel when you see Nathan dancing?

We're so proud, actually. We're absolutely... Yeah.

Children similar to Nathan are given the impression they're incapable.

And our son proves otherwise. Absolutely.

Nathan and I have been dancing together three years now... Wow.

...and his enthusiasm for dance has just grown and grown and grown.

Jo...

you... Oh...

Aw. You're very welcome. Can I have a big clap for Jo.

APPLAUSE

Shall we tell you the real reason that I'm here? Yeah.

So, your lovely dance teacher wrote to us at Britain's Got Talent

to tell us how much you love dancing,

and has nominated you to come and audition

for us judges, today,

at the Britain's Got Talent auditions.

How do you feel about that?

LAUGHTER

Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Searching for someone like you

# For most my life... #

I wanna get some of this love. LAUGHTER

# That's all that I'm used to

# For all of time I know

# It's just my angel and me. #

Are you ready to do it?

Are you ready? Let's go. Yeah.

Let's go, we won't hold you back. Yeah.

It's all yours.

Go for it, and enjoy every second of it. Thanks very much.

Are you ready? Yeah. Nice deep breath.

Good luck, well done.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello, you OK? Yeah. OK.

ALESHA: Hello. Hello, Alesha.

How are you, my darling? Good, thank you.

You look nice. You look fabulous!

We have met before, haven't we? Yes.

Yes. Alesha, invited us to come and audition today, didn't she? Yes.

CHEERING

So, for everybody here, tell us a bit about yourselves,

and what you're gonna be doing and why?

Well, for Nathan, this is such a special moment

to get to perform for everybody,

and show that when you really have a passion for something,

you can achieve really great things.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

As you can see, he's got a wonderfully cheeky personality,

and just thrives on dancing.

And we are very excited,

because today we're gonna perform Nathan's favourite dance,

which is the... Cha-cha-cha.

Yes. Oh, we love a cha-cha-cha.

For you, Bruno. Oh, for me, my darling?

Oh... Yeah, darling.

LAUGHTER

whoo! BRUNO LAUGHS

APPLAUSE

And all please stand up,

shouting, clapping, and cheer, come on!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ALESHA: Well, whenever you're ready. Good luck.

Yeah!

MUSIC: 'Try Everything' by Shakira

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# I messed up tonight

# I lost another fight

# Lost to myself But I'll just start again

# I keep falling down

# I keep on hitting the ground

# I always get up now See what's next

# I won't give up No, I won't give in

# Till I reach the end And then I'll start again

# No, I won't leave I wanna try everything

# I wanna try Even though I could fail

# I won't give up No, I won't give in

# Till I reach the end And then I'll start again

# No, I won't leave I wanna try everything

# I wanna try Even though I could fail... #

Oh, love him.

# I'll keep on Making those new mistakes

# I'll keep on Making them every day

# Those new mistakes... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Try everything

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Try everything. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Cos, baby, you're a firework

# Come on and show 'em What you're worth

# Make 'em go Oh, oh, oh!

# As you shoot across the sky... #

ALESHA: Wow, wow, wow. Bruno.

It was a cheeky, sizzling, joyous cha-cha-cha.

You were giving that. You were giving the shake.

You were working it, honey! Keep doing it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

DEC CHUCKLES

Amanda? Oh, Nathan, I feel so proud of you.

Your footwork was brilliant, your facial expressions were everything.

You were just amazing!

CHEERING

We do get good dancers who are very boring on this show...

LAUGHTER

...but, both of you have got such amazing personality.

Even before you started,

I think every single person in this theatre was just going,

"Just be brilliant.” And you were brilliant.

And everything about this audition, I've got to tell you, I loved.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, Joanne, thank you so much for nominating Nathan.

Nathan, thank you for being such a superstar today

and making us all feel joy. You've really moved me, thank you.

Thank you very much. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Can I be the first to say yes, please?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Amanda? It's a yes from me.

CHEERING

Bruno? It's a yes from me.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And it's a huge yes from me, congratulations.

# Firework

# Come on and show 'em What you're worth

# Make 'em go Oh, oh, oh

# As you shoot across the sky. #

That's what you wanted, four yeses, wasn't it?

Oh, four huge yeses. Four yeses.

Oh, he was just so wonderful.

MUSIC: 'I Ain't Got No' by Nina Simone and Groovefinder

# One, two

# I got my hair, I got my head Got my brains, got my ears

# I got my eyes, I got my nose I got my mouth

# I got my smile... #

BRUNO: Are you having a good time? CHEERING

Soam I! LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Let's get this party going.

Guys, it's all yours. Onto the star.

Hello, gentlemen, how are you? I'm very good, and you?

I'm very well, thank you. Very nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm Naoto. I'm Shu.

BOTH: We are Toy Toy Toy.

Loved that. We are from Japan.

And we are yo-yo artists.

OK. When did you decide to come on our show?

When did we decide?

LAUGHTER

It's our dream because it's one of the biggest

TV shows in the world.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Simon, do you remember me?

I competed at America's Got Talent. Yes.

BOTH: We are Toy Toy Toy.

I met him 20 years ago in the yo-yo competition.

He was, like, kind of superhero for me

when I was a kid.

We have been best friends 20 years.

# Never been friends like us... #

I performed in America's Got Talent last year.

I'm nervous because Simon already watched his solo show,

and now we play duo.

If he don't like it, it'll be for me.

THE LAUGH

# Never been friends like us. #

who's the best?

Who's the best?

I think me. LAUGHTER

OK, maybe we should finish.

Sorry.

That was a quick group.

OK, I'm really excited now to see the two of you.

Good luck. Thank you very much.

They are so cute. So cool.

MUSIC: 'Boogie Wonderland' by Mr Belt and Wezol

Yeah!

# Dance... #

I love all the tricks.

# Dance

# Boogie wonderland... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Dance

# Dance... #

ANT: Well, these two are magnificent, aren't they?

# Dance... #

Come on, boys!

# Dance

# Dance

# Boogie, boogie, dance

# Boogie wonderland... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, wow, I love that.

# Dance

# Dance

# Boogie, boogie, dance

# Boogie wonderland. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was brilliant! That was brilliant!

Bravo.

MUSIC: 'You're My Best Friend' by Queen

# Ooh, you make me live

# Whenever this world is cruel to me

# I got you to help me forgive

# Ooh, you make me live

# Oh, you're my best friend... #

How do you do that? My goodness! Alesha.

I love it when you get a moment that blows your mind

and you're like, "What?"

Just when you think somebody can't come up

with something else that is incredible,

and you just did that.

And you are so adorable.

# You're the best friend That I ever had... #

Was incredible. It was like a dance performance.

It had that artistic value. It was like you were robots.

The timing and synchronisation. It was phenomenal.

I've never seen anything like it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Oh, you're my best friend... #

That is going up a notch.

I mean, seriously. That blew me away.

You are amazing.

Right, Bruno? Oh, yes. Hypnotic. Yes.

Alesha?

I say yes. Absolutely, yes for me.

Four yeses, congratulations.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Ooh, you make me live

# Whenever this world Is cruel to me... #

Oh! They're walking the dog!

Oh, I love you!

# Ooh, you're my best friend. #

Best of luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's start with hello. Hello.

I am Viggo, I'm from Norway, but I live in the UK now.

Good. Norway's very boring.

LAUGHTER

What's your last name? Uh, Venn.

Yeah, like the diagram.

Venn diagram, that's right.

Viggo, why are you here?

I-I'm here because I want to become a British comedian.

LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, right, no more questions. Good luck.

Thank you, thank you.

APPLAUSE

# One more time... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

LAUGHTER

Is that it? Is that it?

AMANDA LAUGHS

I thought he was gonna do stand-up comedy.

AUDIENCE: Whoo!

CHEERING

# One more time... # Yes!

# Celebrate and dance so free

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free. #

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY Simon's face is like this...

ANT: Look at Simon's face.

DEC LAUGHS

In Norway, that means, "You're doing really good!"

MUSIC STARTS AGAIN # One more time

# Music's got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate

# Celebrate and dance so free... # SIMON SIGHS

# One more time. # MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Is there any more? Is there any more?

ANT: Come on, please.

MUSIC STARTS AGAIN BOTH: Yes!

# Music's got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate

# Celebrate and dance so free One more time

# Music's got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate

# Celebrate and dance so free

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free

# We're gonna celebrate, cel... # MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

AUDIENCE: We want more! SIMON: Honestly?

AUDIENCE: We want more! We want more! We want more!

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free... #

Yes, you've found some!

# Celebrate and dance so free

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

LAUGHTER

BOOING

SONG STARTS AGAIN

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC STOPS

MUSIC STARTS

MUSIC STOPS

Don't do this to me.

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free

# We're gonna celebrate... # Yes!

BUZZER SOUNDS, BOOING

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free

# We're gonna celebrate Celebrate and dance so free

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free

# We're gonna celebrate... # MUSIC STOPS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Right. OK, any more?

You want more? No. No.

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free... #

I love this act so much! # Celebrate and dance so free

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free

# We're gonna celebrate Celebrate and dance so free

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free

# We're gonna celebrate... #

CHEERING

# One more time Music's got me feeling so free

# We're gonna celebrate Celebrate and dance so free

# One more time Music's got me... #

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Amazing.

MUSIC: 'Give It Up' by KC and the Sunshine Band

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

LAUGHTER

It's surreal. You push the stupidity

to such a level that it was killing me.

I thought you were gonna do stand-up comedy.

Yeah, but it's a bit difficult with the language for me.

LAUGHTER

# Baby, give it up, give it up

# Baby, give it up... #

I have no idea what's going on right now,

but it was really annoying, it was stupid,

none of it was very good.

Let's just go to the yes or no bit. Bruno.

It's a yes from me. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, definitely, yes.

You know what? Um...

I liked the music,

but it is what it is, which is...

...the most stupid act we've had this year.

AMANDA LAUGHS

I think this feels very much Britain's Got Talent-y.

So, I'm gonna say yes. You're through to the next round.

# Na-na, na-na, na-na Na-na-na-na now

# Baby, give it up, give it up Baby, give it up

# Na-na, na-na, na-na Na-na-na-na now... #

Yeah! We did it! We did it!

You couldn't make that up!

Now I just embrace the madness.

# Just like to make you... # MUSIC STOPS

RECORD SKIPPING

# Baby, give it up, give it up Baby, give it up. #

Which judge do you want to impress the most?

Probably Simon.

CHEERING

Simon's back.

Simon can be brutal. He is a bit scary.

What's your name?

I'm Joe. I'm a dog trainer.

And I'm going to be showing you some animal tricks.

OK, no more questions. Good luck.

What do you think it is?

Parrot. It's gonna be a parrot.

QUACKING

This is Echo.

It's a goose. I was close.

And she is a Khaki Campbell duck.

# Get your rocks off Get your rocks off, honey... #

Not for me, this kind of act.

# Get 'em off downtown... #

What is he supposed to do? He's ringing the bells.

BELL RINGS

I have no idea what's going on.

QUACKING

I can't hear anything.

BUZZER

BOOING

Good idea. Doesn't work.

BUZZERS, BOOING

Thank you.

Thank you. See you.

That's classic BGT, that is.

Hello, Malakai. Hello.

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.

Good to meet you.

Hi.

Three, two, one.

Action.

My name is Malakai. I'm 13 years old.

'And my big dream is to be a singer.'

I started singing at seven.

My mum made me join the choir because she's very bossy.

MUM LAUGHS

My mum's my biggest fan

and we're very close.

My baby...

on Britain's Got Talent. Wow.

Malakai is a sweet child. He plays tough,

but he's very emotional.

Hi, ladies. Are you ready to come to the auditorium?

When he is on that stage, I'm just going to be pinching myself.

Listen, I'm petrified.

You're not even the one on stage.

Why are you petrified, man?

It just scares me, because on his very first show,

somebody heckled him.

It was gutting to think that someone

would boo a child on stage.

Cos it could have knocked his confidence completely.

You ready to go? Yeah. Do you want to follow me?

But it didn't, thank God.

When my mum watches me in the audience,

I think she'll be very nervous.

Oh, hoping I can get through it.

Come on, let's do it. Best of luck.

Onto the star. Have fun out there.

Enjoy. ANT: All the best.

CHEERING

How are you?

Very excited. Good.

And what's your name, please?

My name is Malakai. I'm 13 years old.

And I'm a singer from London.

Ooh! OK.

CHEERING

Oh, my gosh. It's my baby.

When did you decide, Malakai,

that you were gonna be a singer?

When I was seven. What happened?

I joined my choir. Yeah.

And then what? And then I started singing.

LAUGHTER

So, this is what you want to be full-time?

Yeah. That's why you're here? Yeah.

Who have you brought with you today, darling?

My mum and my sister. They are in the audience.

Hello. Hello, ladies.

All right, no more questions, I promise you.

Good luck.

Oh, please be good.

CHEERING

ORGAN INTRO

# Pie Jesu

# Pie Jesu... #

CHEERING

Yes, we like that.

# Pie Jesu

# Pie Jesu

# Qui toll is peccata mundi... #

CHEERING

# Dona eis requiem

# Dona eis

# Requiem... #

Very nice. Very nice.

# Agnus dei

# Agnus dei

# Qui toll is peccata mundi

# Dona eis requiem

# Dona eis

# Requiem

# Sempiternam

# Requiem. #

CHEERING, HOLDS FINAL HIGH NOTE

CHEERING

# I walked across an empty land... #

Oh, look at that.

# I felt the earth beneath my feet

# Sat by the river And it made me complete... #

SHE GASPS

OK.

Malakai.

SHE GASPS

I can't breathe.

There's only one word I could use to describe that.

Golden.

SHE SHRIEKS

CHEERING

Oh! Isn't that lovely!

# So why don't we go

# Somewhere only we know? #

Come here.

How amazing was that?

Thank you. I mean, seriously,

seriously good.

One of the best voices we've ever heard

for someone your age, this is amazing.

Oh! Oh, my...

Oh, look at that, well deserved. Aw.

Let's grab the gold. Come on.

CHEERING

Well done.

Well done, pal, well done.

He put the... He put the... In his pocket.

Amanda? That was a stunning performance.

Stunning. Totally flawless.

Very composed.

CHEERING

I looked over at your mum and sister.

And they were in bits.

So, you did yourself so proud, it was beautiful.

I don't know what you're channelling,

but whatever is pouring out of you

was so heavenly and beautiful,

I actually went into a trance.

I agree. It was like being in heaven.

That was stunning. That was effortless.

I was in tears

because you really touched me.

And it's very simple,

you sang like an angel.

Thank you.

Yes!

Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming on the show.

Really. That means a lot.

Thank you.

# So why don't we go

# Somewhere only we know? #

Hello, Mum... Give her a wave, go on.

Go on, take a bow, take a bow, take a bow.

Take a bow. Yes!

Lovely golden buzzer.

I mean... Just perfect.

We'll see you in the live shows,

for the live semi-finals of Britain's Got Talent.

Can you believe that? It was great.

Well done. Brilliant. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Perfect, perfect. I'm so happy.

# Ooh, it's what a man gotta do What a man gotta do... #

This looks dangerous to me.

# So what a man gotta do? What a man gotta do... #

Oh, a bike person.

# To be totally locked up by you Totally locked up by you. #

Welcome. What's your name, please?

My name is Andrei Burton.

Tell me why you're here and what you're gonna do.

I'm a professional mountain bike trails rider,

and to be honest, I want to inspire the next generation of riders.

I like to do things where there's a bit of a risk element,

and I'm gonna be showing you, basically, some park our on a bike.

Brilliant. OK, good luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my gosh. Look.

MUSIC: 'Uptown Funk' by Bruno Mars

That must be so hard.

BRUNO GASPS

He only just made that.

He's brilliant, isn't he?

HE SCREAMS wWhoo!

Oh, God! CHEERING

OK. Who wants to see one more dangerous move?

CHEERING

OK. We're gonna need a volunteer for this.

Not me.

Bruno? No!

ANDREI: Bruno? Come on, Bruno!

Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

Come on, Bruno, come on up! Ugh, I'm petrified.

LAUGHTER

This is insane.

So this is your first season of Britain's Got Talent.

Yes, it is. It could be the last now.

LAUGHTER

Do you wanna take your jacket off there a sec?

Do you mind? Oh, I don't mind.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

If you just put your feet here

and lie on your back on the floor that way, OK?

Whatever you do, don't move. LAUGHTER

Simon, help!

ANT: Don't move, Bruno.

Would you mind opening your legs for me?

Oh, oh! Oh, gosh! WOMAN: I can't watch.

ANT: Do not move, Bruno!

ANDREI: Five!

AUDIENCE: Four!

Three! Two!

One!

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

Don't move! BRUNO YELLS

Whatever you do, don't move! Oh, my God!

Put your head down. Jesus!

Oh, my God!

Legs together, if you don't mind.

This is the scary bit, are you ready?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

HE GROANS Oh, Jeez...

Oh, my...

MUSIC: 'Something's Got To Give' by Labrinth

# Oh, when you're living On faith... #

That was genuinely scary! Yeah.

I thought we were gonna have a dead judge on our hands.

# Oh, when you're giving your all

# Oh, when it's coming up short Something's got to give... #

I'm exhausted!

LAUGHTER

# Something's got to give Gotta give a little more... #

I'm never gonna do that again. That's for sure.

It's petrifying. It hit me.

That did look bad. Actually...

I'm actually terribly sorry. LAUGHTER

Right. Let's have a go. Bruno?

What I saw before I was tortured...

LAUGHTER

...was absolutely the best I've ever seen...

Just say yes, Bruno. ..which is a yes!

# Oh, and I'm working hard Yeah... #

I'm saying yes. It's a yes from me.

Thank you very much. That means you've got four yeses.

WWhoo! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Gotta give a little more

# Whoa, yes... #

That was amazing.

Well done. Brilliant.

How do you top that?!

OK, we're ready for you. Do you wanna follow me?

# In the name of the father... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hey! Hey!

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. Hello!

I'm so excited to be here. What's your name?

My name is Thomas Vu. And where are you from, Thomas?

I'm from Los Angeles, California.

Ooh! He's from America!

Los Angeles! America.

So, what brought you to Britain's Got Talent?

I wanted to show the world

that the Rubik's Cube can be very interesting.

Oh, God, it's a blinking Rubik's Cube.

I don't want to give too much away

and I'll let you guys see for yourselves.

Well, I can't wait to see it. Yeah. Yeah.

CHEERING

Just so you can examine this puzzle, it is a standard cube.

I'd love for the judges, please scramble it,

pass it along to each other, and once you're...

Thank you. Nice to meet you, by the way.

Pleasure to meet you as well. How are you?

I'm doing great. Good. Welcome.

Yes. Oh, handshake from Simon.

It's not quite the same. LAUGHTER

So, while you guys are scrambling that,

I'm gonna go finish getting ready.

I think I completed it in the '90s and then I just threw it in the bin.

LAUGHTER

I just don't get it. BRUNO: I never got it, either.

It's a real game of patience.

ANT: What's happening here?

Where's he gone?

WHISPERS: What's going on?

The trouble is, they are a little bit boring.

AUDIENCE GASPS

Oh, my God. WOMAN: What's that?

Now, what has that got to do with the Rubik's Cube?

AMANDA: What, is he covered in slime?

I'm gonna solve the Rubik's Cube in the most dangerous way possible.

I'm gonna be Lit on fire. AUDIENCE GASPS

No way! What?!

What? what?

We were gonna play along. I'm not doing that.

And I won't be extinguished until I finish solving that cube.

No, no!

I can only be on fire for so long, otherwise we enter the danger zone

where I run the risk of being burnt.

Do not try this at home!

Of course not! Ever!

MAN: I think you've got issues.

Now.

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

You can feel the heat. Oh, my God, you can, can't you?

Oh, my God! This is mental.

This is nuts.

He's properly burning, look.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

AMANDA EXCLAIMS

He actually done it as well! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Live And Let Die' by Guns N' Roses

# So live and let die

# Live and let die... #

Jesus.

My God!

Oh, my gosh.

There was us saying the Rubik's Cube was really dull.

LAUGHTER

How do you feel? I feel pretty warm.

LAUGHTER

OK, Thomas, when was the day you decided -

Rubik's Cube, set myself on fire?

LAUGHTER

Well, I'm actually a professional stuntman.

Ah. Oh! OK.

You're still on fire. BRUNO: Your bum's smoking.

ANT: In his bum. In his bum. Yeah.

AMANDA CACKLES

Well, you know what? Thomas, you're hot.

So I have to give you your first yes.

# Live and let die... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Amanda? It's absolutely yes from me.

Alesha? I'm saying yes.

Bruno? Oh, yes.

I can't wait what you're gonna come up with next. Yes!

Well, fantastic. I mean, unreal.

Ont "By up.

Both: Whoa!

Massive, massive thank you to every one of you who's come out.

Unbelievable day, by the way.

That was incredible.

Oh, yes! I don't know.

AMANDA SQUEALS

That's how you do it.

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