Original subtitles

Get up!

Let's go! Who's that?

You can't hide forever

You had another fight?

I didn't come home last night

You really shouldn't have

I had no choice

My girlfriend won't let me leave

She threatened to kill herself

I had to stay with her

You're a married man!

Italians are born lovers

They must be in love

Just like Chinese must work

You won't understand

We understand

We're just not as compulsive

We have to go, what about you?

She'll kill me if I go outside

Let us out

She'll kill you too

We'll take the balcony, but you can stay

What about the Spaniard?

Let me go first

I'm going!

Morning...

Are you alright?

Don't you ever take the stairs?

The Italians are at war

Come on!

You told me no one was there

I told you not to jump

Why didn't you say something?

- I did - What did you say?

You jumped before I can say it

Which way to Via Layetana?

Via Layetana?

- Which way to Via Layetana? - Why?

Via Layetana, right?

Go straight, turn left and go straight

If you see Mallorca Cresent

Then what?

That means you took the wrong turn

because you missed Bilbao Cresent

What should I do?

Turn left until you see the fountain

Make sure it's working

If it is?

Via Layetana is straight ahead

If it isn't?

Water Works has sealed off the street

You'll have to go around it

I see, thank you

Morning...

Sorry!

I didn't mean it

I was just washing the van

He didn't mean it, officer

Let me help you

- I'm sorry - Sorry, officer

Don't let me catch you again

Now get lost!

We won't do it again!

- Morning... - Morning...

- Did you fall in the chimney? - No!

What happened to your face?

Damn Chinese!

Private Detective Henry Matt

Don't move!

Boss!

What are you doing?

I'm exercising

Why didn't you fix the lights?

Power has been cut off

If the power company over charge me

I have to wait for the refund

But they act fast when l owe them money

Who else would still come to work like me?

You haven't paid me in 3 months

What do you mean?

If it hadn't been for me

You'll never find any work

and you can kiss Spain goodbye

That's true!

Since you didn't pay me I can't pay your bills

Now you're talking

Anyone looking for me?

The telephone company

They're here on business?

Right

They disconnected the phone

No wonder it's so quiet

Alfonzo came looking for you

Alone?

He brought 2 henchmen

What did he say?

You owe him $100,000

That's the code

What does it mean?

He has a new lead

He wanted to know when you'll be back

Tell him I'm out of town

That's also a code, it means...

- Tell him yourself - Why?

He's coming back at 12! It's almost time!

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Relax! Is that a code too?

That's the code for danger

I must hide

From now on

You're the acting chief of this agency

You'll be in charge while I'm away

A promotion? What a raise?

Forget it!

I'm the chief

I should wear a tie

Please sit down...before you start

I must tell you

I won't do anything illegal

I don't have the guts

Now you may state your business

I need you to find someone

I have never...

Never done that before?

I have never failed

I didn't expect you to be...

Chinese?

I'll get to the point

I want you to find

a woman called Gloria and her child

Just one?

Just one

Boy or girl?

You'll have to find out

Here's the information on Gloria

It's not much

This was taken 22 years ago

That won't be easy

That's why I need your help

You may have the case

on 2 conditions

I have my conditions too, you go first...

Keep this to yourself

and you must find them

within the next 14 days

Here's the down payment

If you deliver them

You'll get U.S. $20,000

Now tell me your conditions

My condition is I accept your conditions

Excellent!

Call me at this number

Is this a trick?

What are you doing?

This is a better antiseptic

I look forward to your good news

Let's get started!

Go get the orders

- A coke! - Sure!

What would you like?

- Coffee with milk - Right away!

- Anything for you? - No thanks

What would you like?

- An order each of 22 and 16 - Right away!

Anything for you, Picasso?

- A coke! - Coke it is!

- Here you are! - Sure!

1 salad and 2 hot dogs

Fried rice

- A double order! - Hang on!

Yours!

Hold on!

- For you! - Thanks!

What is it?

The fumes!

- Let's go - I can't eat this

How can I do business?

Can you go somewhere else?

What's your problem?

You're ruining my business

Go somewhere else, kid

Well?

Let's circle the square

The loser picks up the tab for tonight

Sure

I'll be the referee! Ready...go!

Faster...

Get lost!

Faster...

What happened?

They chased people away!

I'll get rid of them

Save your breath

I tried

Pack up and go

Why?

Let's play Robin Hood

Faster...

My mother said I can do anything

but don't get in a fight

Did she tell you not to cause trouble?

Yes, but I forgot

I'm not fighting you! I'm leaving

Fine

Let's get back to work...

Show me your pass

- Thank you - Bye! Bye!

When will your dad be released?

He doesn't have hemorrhoids

Mental illness is hard to cure

Damn! A flat tire

Don't worry, I have a spare

I'm not worried, I said damn

You shouldn't say that

What should I say?

Ha! A flat tire

You're nuts! Normal people don't say that

Ha! A flat tire

You're right, only nut cases will say that

Just change it

Do you have a magnet?

No, why?

I need to tie it up

Why would you do that?

So I can lower it into the sewer

- Something wrong with you? - No!

Then why do you want to

lower the magnet into the sewer?

To retrieve the screws

What screws?

- These screws? - Smart kid

No wonder you need a magnet

I told you!

Now we're stuck

I can't believe

people can be so stupid

What?

My brains maybe a bit messed up

but definitely better than yours

What do you mean?

Take one screw

from the other 3 tires

Those 3 screws

can hold your spare tire

till you get back to the city

Brilliant

You're a smart guy, pal!

Why are you here?

You're crazy

I'm here because I'm crazy

Not because I'm stupid

Being stupid is not the same as crazy

Understand, stupid?

I'm not wasting my time on you

I don't teach you

I'll find another beach

Hurry up and fix it!

What is he doing?

- I don't know! - Ask him

- We better not! - Let me do it

What are you doing?

I'm a clock, I tell the time

What time is it now?

2:30

No, it's 2:45

Damn, I'm slow

- What is your dad doing? - Fishing

Dad, Thomas came to see you

Not so loud!

You'll scare my fish

Are you bored, Uncle Chan?

The whole world is boring

Did you find a girl for David?

Chinese girls are hard to find in Spain

Spanish girls are nice too

Love knows no nationality

He's enlightened

Now I'm really worried

What is that guy doing?

Telling himself a joke

Isn't that funny?

He's not laughing now

He has heard it before

- He thought he is Columbus - Yes

- How? - Are you fishing?

Catch one for me

Are you crazy too?

You can't fish from a basin!

Your dad is getting better

That's the alarm

I have a date!

I don't mind if you come along

Who's his date?

I don't know

No wonder he said love knows no nationality

No wonder he's getting better

- Where's your mother? - Getting ready

She sent me to give you a message

Don't worry, I'll wait

Tell her to take her time

I know what you're thinking

I know what you think I'm thinking

It's definitely not what you're thinking

I don't think you're thinking that

But I know what you're thinking

Because I'm thinking the same thing

In that case

Since we're both thinking the same thing

We should both forget about it

She's pretty...

She's my Dad's

Ok...

We're leaving, Uncle Chan

See you next week

Wait! Come and meet my friend

Some other time

Here she is

Gloria!

Darling!

You look gorgeous!

I miss you!

I know what you're thinking

Me too

We're thinking about the same thing

Let's go!

I have to go!

Bye, Mom! See you, Uncle Chan

- Tell your dad we're leaving - Okay

- See you, Dad! - We have to go

Wait...

Meet Gloria

My son David

His friend Thomas

- Hello! - Hello!

Now get lost and leave us alone!

Hurry!

She's waiting for a ride

Here's the chance

Tell her we're going back to town

We can give her a ride

What if she wants to take a cab

Who would say that?

Why don't you talk to her?

I'll get the van

This will be good practice for you

Talk to her, I'll get the van!

- Hello! - Hello!

Here's your ride

Bye!

- She said no? - I didn't ask

You call yourself a man?

The answer is the same

Of course not!

If you don't ask, you have no chance

If you did

At least there's a 50/50 chance

Elegant, generous and pleasant

She's a princess

A princess with a crazy mother?

Why not?

Maybe! Get in!

$2,000? Your mother deserves more

Don't be so cocky! Let's make a deal

$4,000?

Okay

2 coffees, Thomas

What's your hurry?

It doesn't take long

Remember to settle their accounts

How much do I owe you, Thomas?

US$1,250

Here's $1,300

- Keep the change - Thanks

Can I have a spring roll? Thanks

No wonder she's so generous

The spring roll costs $70

Are you new?

- How much? - US$15,000

US$3,000

Save it for your funeral

- $3,000? - US$2,000

Go next door

- Hello! - Hello!

I saw the princess

You're kidding

A princess doesn't come here

I maybe seeing things

Go see for yourself

US$15,000

$15,000? That's only US$100

Fair enough! Let's go

She took off with him

So? She's not your girl

What's your problem?

You have been generous to us

Now, it's our treat

We'll show you a good time

Thanks, but no thanks

I can't believe she's a hooker

At least she's expensive

She must be short on cash

How much do you have?

- Why? - Give it to me

I have only $20,000

That's more than a one night stand

What?

If I give her money, she can quit

That's just for tonight, what about tomorrow?

There are so many of them

They have own reason

We can't help them all

If they each take a spring ro

We'll go broke! Get back to work

You stole my wallet!

Come back

The girl stole my wallet

Tall and skinny, in a red dress

- Really? - She was quick

He's a fool

He should watch his wallet

What's wrong?

I feel dizzy

What do you want?

Go home

Fine, let me finish this order first

Thomas, have you seen a girl

tall and skinny...

- Tall and skinny? - Yes!

Over there!

- You're such a joker! - No!

Now what? Let's look around

Your princess is not only a hooker

She's also a thief

Maybe he lost his wallet somewhere

and tried to pin it on her

Unless he caught her in the act

He shouldn't make accusations

We're home

I know that

I'm not talking to you

- Miss! - Hello!

How dare you lie to me!

No wonder you're not feeling well

Don't get mad

I know you have compassion

Get out of the car

This is the end of your ride, sorry

I didn't say I'm leaving

Then drop by for a visit

Are you trying to tell me

she's not welcome?

No, I made a mistake

We live upstairs

It's our pleasure to have you

Thanks!

Romeo is home too

Have you seen Fatso?

No

- Who died? - No one

You're dressed for the funeral

Long time no see!

Moby, have a drink

- Come - I can't get drunk today

Have you seen Fatso?

I just got here! What do you want with him?

How did you know I want something?

I'm now the deputy of Matt's agency

But please don't tell anyone

I won't

Hey, drink up

I can't be drunk today

Long time no see, Moby! Drink up!

- Just one - Okay

- Sit down... - Get me a drink

Have you seen Fatso?

No, what do you need?

Can I trust you?

We've known each other for years

Forget it!

I already know too many secrets

Keep this one to yourself!

Listen...

Don't tell anyone

I'm the deputy of Matt's agency

I'm in charge now

I need to talk to Fatso about something...

That calls for a drink

- Thanks - Cheers

Moby has been promoted

I really can't get drunk

I have to find Fatso

Congratulations, Moby

Cheers...

- Cheers... - Cheers...

Now you know my secret

Please keep it to yourselves

Bye!

- Bye! - Bye!

Darling, this is Moby

A kiss? Sure!

No, l won't forget you

I'm busy right now

I swear it's the truth

His girlfriend is such a pig!

Tonight? I really can't

Alright...another kiss?

Loud enough? Hold on! It's your wife!

Please!

I'll kill you for fooling around

Come out! I want to kill you

Calm down, Susanna

I found lipstick on his underpants

Listen to me...

Look! They're not mine

These are panties

Why are you wearing them?

I was in a hurry

I'm going to kill him...

But that's our door

Get out of my way...

Only if you point it at your door

Let go...

Let go of me

So bouncy!

You're afraid to lose him

Killing him won't do any good

He's only fooling around

He'll come back to you

If you kill him

You'll lose him forever

I love him

Go talk to him

Dino... Answer me!

Do you know how much I love you?

I love you too

Remember how we met?

- It was love at first sight - Really?

You're my whole life

I can't live without you

Dino...

You bastard...I'll kill you

Come back here, you bastard!

Sorry to bother you!

No bother at all

I'm not leaving!

What?

You object?

No!As long as she's not afraid of us

- Afraid of you? - Yes!

Why?

You sleep walk

Fatso!

What happened, Fatso?

Were you robbed? I'm glad I came late

You're too heavy...

What happened?

Never mind, it's none of my business

I want to ask you

You must tell me

When you were the pimp king18 years ago

Do you know a Gloria?

She was either pregnant

orjust had a baby

What?

The thugs who beat you up

Came for Gloria too?

Did you tell them?

No...

Thank God!

I'd be dead if I didn't

Do you know where she is now?

I don't know...

Hey buddy!

Speak up!

Where did she use to live?

62 Thanksgiving Street

What if she...

Let's hide our money

What if she wants to steal from us

and can't find the money?

She'll know we're taking precautions

- It'll hurt her pride - That's true!

We'll take out most of the money

and leave a little inside

Even if she takes it

It'll be a small price to pay

to find out about her

You're smart for a change, David

- Did you give her the shirt? - Yes

It looks better on her

What are you saying about me?

You're pretty

That's all?

Gorgeous!

Where am I going to sleep?

- In... - The living room

Thanks!My name is Sylvia

- I'm David - Thomas

Good night!

I'm not sleepy, you guys go ahead

I want to watch TV

- I'll turn it on for you! - Thanks

I'm going to bed

You'll sleep better with a pillow

Thanks

- Shall I get you some water? - Sure

It gets cold at night

I'll fetch you a blanket

- Thanks! - You're welcome

I'll get you a glass of milk instead

Sure

Thanks

Don't waste anymore time

Who's first?

Makes no difference to me

Forget it!

- Morning! - Morning!

Was everything alright?

- Of course - Good!

- Have you seen my car? - No!

Susanna, my car is stolen

Darling...the car is gone

I'll call the police

Princess left early

Don't be biased

You shouldn't harm people

But you should also be prudent

Have faith in mankind

The money is gone!

I told you

She's not that simple

It is my experience

Putting your money in the drawer

is too obvious!

I'm much smarter

I put mine in my shoes

Damn!She took my money too!

It's only fair

I told you not to take her in

You never said that!

She cleaned me out!

No, she didn't!

I'show her when I see her again

Likewise

- What would you do? - See if she has enough

Where did you learn how to drive?

Do you have a license?

I'm sorry!

I'll pay for the damages

Of course, it was your fault!

Look what you've done to my car!

Please forgive me!

You're lucky you ran into me

Driving like that is dangerous

My brother has already warned me

I'm so careless!

This is my brother's car. His name is Dino Martin

Please give him a call

He'll fix it for you

But...

They'll dock my pay if l'm late for work

CaLL me

- Alright! - Thanks!

Back up...

Bye!

Who is it?

What do you want?

You're coming with us

To the police station?

You're not cops

I don't know you!

Where are you taking me?

Somewhere nice!Please cooperate

What if I refuse?

We'll have to use force

Let me go...

Let go... Get the girl!

We'll split up!

It's them!

You're quite capable

When can you deliver her?

I need to ask you

You don't trust me?

You already hired me

Why did you send someone else?

Who are these men?

I should ask you that

They're quite nasty!

I didn't hire anyone else

- Then why - That's not your concern

Make sure they don't get Sylvia

Of course it's my business

I need to know who I'm up against

- or else I quit - Wait

About what happened

I'm truly sorry

But there's nothing I can do

I can only increase your fee

You need to think it over?

I'll need 3 seconds

1, 2, 3...I'll do it

- Excellent! Bless you! - Thanks!

- Hello! - Hello!

Moby is so stingy

What does he want with us?

He's up to something

No matter what he says

We'll tell him no

Sit down...

- Can't say no to that - That's true

What would you like?

3 beers and a bottle of brandy

How's business?

Terrible!Worse than before

What about the van?

Do you like the re-fitting?

No, worse than before

How's your father?

Worse than before

How can he get any worse?

Don't listen to him

He's much better

That's wonderful!

Here's our drinks

To David's father

No

- What? - Cheers...

This is not working

We'll play stupid

I need a favor

I bumped into a girl's car this morning

No wonder the dog downstairs

gave birth to 4 puppies

Puppies?

That has nothing to do with my accident

Your accident has nothing to do with us

Listen...

After the accident

The girl gave me a card

Told me it was her brother's car

So?

When I found the guy

He said he doesn't have a sister

and that his car was stolen

I told him about the girl

He said she looks like the girl

You brought home last night

That's still none of our business

She gave me some money

Told me to give it to you

She paid us back?

No!She's giving it to you

What? She stole from us last night

You've been had as well

That makes it your business

Cut the crap! Give me the money

She hasn't given me any

I need to move around a bit

Me too

Can you tell me

where can I find her?

Where she lives

Does she have a favorite hang out?

The ladies' room

Stop kidding around, I'm serious!

I seriously don't know

Fine!Forget what I said!

Don't...

You just said forget it

Don't be this way

We already told you we don't know

Fine!Forget what I said!

I was wrong about you

You won't even help a friend

a fellow Chinese

All I want is information

But you refuse to help

You won't even lift a finger...

I can hear myself clearly

Why can't you hear me?

What?

The worst Spaniards

are better than you

What did you say?

It's too noisy, I can't hear you

I said the worst Spaniards...

Sorry! I was out of line

Go ahead, make a fool out of me

Who is this Sylvia?

She's Spanish

Bullshit!

Why are people after her?

- Because she's pretty! - What a moron!

No, she's very smart

I mean you

- Sylvia! - David!

Long time no see, how are you?

24 hours is not very long

They're forcing me...

Watch your manners, pal

How dare you...

- What's going on? - Ask them

That girl picked my wallet

They are her accomplices

Come back!

She fooled us again!

Don't believe her no matter what she says

Tell this to yourself

I never trusted her

She's always getting us into trouble

You're over reacting!

- It's you! - It's you!

I came to thank you

Thanks to you

Or else I'll end up in jail

Cut the crap!

If we knew why they came after you

We wouldn't have helped you

Tell her to stay!

- I thought you... - Ask her to come back!

Come back!

I want to ask you something

Mind if you drop by our place?

I'd mind if you don't invite me

Don't you have something to ask her?

You better do the talking

- Me? - Go on!

- You...want something to drink? - Red wine

I'll get it!Here goes...

That night you slept over

We found out the next morning

You left the clothes and tidied up

But our money was gone

and so were you

Let me ask her

What David is trying to say...

That night you slept over

- Did you take our money? - Yes

Did you steal from those men?

Yes

Don't sound so harsh

Harsh? You do it

Why did you do it?

If you find an honest job...

What he's saying...

Even as a hooker

You can still make a living

I hate being called a hooker

I use my head, I don't sell my body

I can't be bought

Look, I'm just the interpreter

You should slap him

Stealing is wrong

When I was 14

My mother was put away

From that day onwards

I'm on my own

Nobody helped me

The men I've met

No matter what they say

Ultimately they want to get me in bed

He was thinking the same thing

Stealing their money

is the punishment they deserve

Next time you meet a pretty girl

You should remember this

I warned you not to get involved

I don't mean you

After tonight

I know you are nice to me

I'll pay you back as soon as I can

I just want to make sure

you pay him first

Unlike me

He needs the money to get married

No! I'm only saving for a rainy day

In that case, pay me first

As long as

it's honest money

Thomas told me

Your Mom and my Dad are good friends

I should watch out for you, right?

Right!

I'm worried you'll steal again

Given a choice

Nobody likes to be a criminal

If there's a chance for you?

I'm willing to start over

Excellent!

We need extra help, right?

No, I didn't...

That's right...but

You probably won't last

You haven't even given me a chance

How do you know?

You'll get a raise if you pass your probation

"Pedestrians stroll along the street"

"But I fly by"

"l'm filled with vitality"

"l have no time for sorrow"

"Even if I fall down

"I have the energy to rise again'

"I may wear make up"

"But my smile is radiant"

"Because of faith"

"l take action"

"to realize my dream'

"With faith"

"l'll achieve my goal"

"You give me confidence"

"l pursue the truth"

"Go after happiness"

"l can pick myself up"

- Hello! - Hello!

I want to talk to you

Come with me!

What is it? What do you want?

Listen to me

I don't want my wallet

I want you to meet someone

You stand to gain from this meeting

What do you say?

Help!

Don't yell!

I mean no harm!

I'm a private detective

I want you to meet my client

Then my job is done

Do me a favor

Please believe me!

Just come with me

I'll let go if you won't yell!

I grew up on the streets

You don't fool me with your tricks

Stop wasting your time

- Where? - Over there!

- Miss - Stay back

or I'll throw this...

Don't say I didn't warn you

Sylvia's in danger

You'll be sorry if you don't believe me

Can I borrow your stool?

- Where? - Over there!

Now what?

Pack up and go after her!

Stop!

Let me go!

- Let her go - Don't come over!

Run!

Get in!

Get in the car

After them!

Step on it! They're catching up!

- I can't stand it - Sit on my lap!

No way! Get in the back! Hurry

Back up! Hurry!

What's wrong with you?

Thank goodness I drive a sports car

Otherwise I'm dead

Next time be careful!

- Dead end! - Had to jump...

Hang on!

You ditched them!

They're not behind us anymore

But they're in front!

I dare you to ram us

Move...

I have to use my weapons

Ready...aim...fire!

Let me try!

Here's some lubricator for you

Here's a strike...

and a ramp for you

How are we doing?

Clean sweep!

All of you can't even bring a girl back?

There's only one reason

You people are useless

Beside eat, what you can do for us?

You have wasted 6 days

Now there are 8 days left

God created the world in 6 days

To bring the girl back

8 days should be enough

Whether I get the inheritance

will depend on you

- These men - Who...?

You go first

Who are these men?

Your turn

You said it...

- This isn't the first time - Right!

Moby!

Speak up! I could have killed you

I can dodge

If they don't get her

They'll keep trying

Until they do

- Who are they? - The bad guys

How do you know?

Because I'm the good guy

What's going on?

A simple story that got complicated

2 parties are after her

Those men and me

I play fair and square

They were unscrupulous and wanted to kidnap her

I'm looking for Sylvia

so I can deliver her to my client

But I don't know

what those men want with her

I'm confused

You didn't really explain much

You must know

what your client want with me

Yes, I should

but my client

refused to tell me

Therefore, I really don't know

Moby

can you tell us something you know?

I know 2 things

Firstly, it's not safe here

Is there a gas leak?

No, I can't help it if you won't believe me

Secondly, if Sylvia wants to know

what my client wants with her

She better go see him

- I know something too - What?

The dumbest private detective

is right here in our house

Don't insult me even if you don't believe me

We believe you

How long have you been a private detective?

6 days

If you get paid weekly

You haven't earned your first pay cheque

Asking us to believe you

is an insult to our intelligence

Fine...say no more!

You're breaking my heart

Hold them off, Moby!

- We'll take the balcony! - See you later, Moby

Hold them off!

- David, you go first - Sure

Come on!

Run, Moby!

Hurry!

After them!

Why are we running?

They're after Sylvia

So? We won't let them

We'll fight them

We're outnumbered

We're used to fighting

more than 10 people at a time

Counting the bystanders?

We'll prove it

- Take Sylvia - Let's go

- Tough guys - Real tough!

We'd better run!

Come on!

Where are we?

Some dump

It's a dead end! Let's go back

- Now what? - Find somewhere to hide

- Who has a torch? - I do

Never mind

Look carefully

It stinks

I know, bear with it

Not here!

They must be here! Look again!

That's much better!

I can't stand it!

You must!

Or we'll be dead

I can't stand it!

What a loser!

You have ruined everything

Run!

Money for you! Come and get it

Move away...

They won't get far, hurry...

What is it? I'm willing to help

I'm glad to hear that

How can I help you?

We're paid to throw you from here

Or will you jump?

- You must have the wrong guy - No we didn't

- Who hired you? - Me

You?

You hired someone to kidnap me

I hired someone to help you play superman

No...help!

Listen...I'm your father...

He's your father?

You're my father?

No, l'm not your father

I'm his butler

What's going on?

You better start talking

Count Lobas is your father

Gloria worked for him 20 years ago

one night, while the Countess was away

The Count raped Gloria

When she was pregnant

The Count sent her away

Son of a bitch!

Don't say that about him!

I hate him! I don't ever want to see him

He's dead

Before he passed away

He wanted to find you and your mother

so that his brother will not inherit everything

I didn't reveal the reason

in consideration of your safety

Even the private detective I hired

is the dumbest

Thank goodness Moby is not here

Says who?

I'm always out of luck

What I want to know

No one would tell me

What I don't want to know

I'd hear it on the radio

But l found the right man for the job

According to the family tradition

Gloria and Sylvia must show up within 14 days

Otherwise the entire estate

will go to his brother Mondale

Those men must work for Mondale

3 more days

Where are you doing?

We thought Sylvia was alone and helpless

that's why we helped her

If she's the Count's daughter

our business is finished

You mean...

If Sylvia is alone and helpless

You're good enough for her

and run around with her

But if she's the Count's daughter

She's out of your league?

We wanted to help her at first

Don't you know

now is the time she needs you most

Don't you want a better life for her?

Yes, you can help her

I'm alone

You've seen Mondale's thugs

They'll keep coming in the next few days

If you're her friend

You won't leave her at a time like this

Don't rub it in

We're ashamed enough to jump from here

How can we help Gloria?

What are you looking at, bitch?

I'll kill you

Stand back

I'll kill you

Stand back

Don't come over!

Let me go

Good!

Untie me!

You have to look the part, lie down!

Turn off the siren

They're dancing over there!

What is it?

They're dancing over there

Here's another nut case

He's mouthing

Is he eating or trying to say something?

I hate guessing

I'm not crazy, pal!

Do me a favor, untie me

- You're normal like us? - Yes

Give me a test

Listen up...

3 worms are moving forward in a single file

The first worm said there are 2 worms behind him

The last one said there are 2 in front of him

The one in the middle

said there are no worms next to him

Do you know why?

- It's blind? - No

I don't know

Your question is too tough

- Is this too tough? - Yes

Why did the worm in the middle say

there are no worms nearby?

Because it was lying

Worms don't lie

That's tricky!

Who tied you up?

It's a secret!

Come over and I'll tell you

Don't tell anyone, OK?

That's why I had to play crazy

What did he say?

I can't tell anyone

I'm not anyone! What did he say?

He said I can't tell anyone

Speak up!

Stop hitting me!

Hey!

Damn! Now I'm stuck

What did you tell him, pal?

Why should I tell you?

I'll untie you if you tell me

I don't trust you

Tell me!

Don't tell anyone

Understand?

Why can't he tell anyone?

Why must we go? I like it here

What are you waiting for? Let's go!

Go where?

Mom can't part with Uncle Chan

and Uncle Chan won't leave

Tell him you're marrying Sylvia

You need him at the wedding

I can't lie about that

Then tell him the truth

Just get him out of here!

Let me talk to him

If you love Gloria

Why don't you 2 get married?

Why didn't I think of that?

Why did you say that?

- You object? - No!

Nobody objects

Will you marry me, Gloria

What took you so long to ask me?

Congratulations!

Sylvia is now your sister

Happy now?

Why don't you say something?

He's your brother now!

Brother!

Don't get mad!

I'll think of a way

Disown your father

That'll work

Right?

Finally...

What's this bulldozer doing here?

Why?

You want me to step on the clutch

pull the hand brake

pull out the key, get out of the van

check it out and tell you?

Cut the crap! Just ask me nicely

What is it?

You just can't do anything!

Moby...

- Are you alright? - Not really!

Don't hit my son!

- Let me go - Shut up!

Move it!

- Why you still stop there? - I don't have the key!

Push it aside!

You do it!

The butler was right

Getting in is easy

To go unnoticed is tough

Come on!

To get in I have at least 7 ways

Why 7?

Why not 6 or 8?

7 is my lucky number

We only need one that works

Sorry, the ways I know

doesn't include that one

We'll get in from the back

The front is guarded

But they're usually careless

I'll take the front

It's dangerous

What about you?

I don't like either plan

We can't even disagree

We're a sheet of loose sand

No, we're only 3 grains of sand

We're hopeless

Get down if you have the guts

Brilliant! l don't

- How are you getting in? - Through the door

- It's guarded! - I'll wait

Till dawn?

I'll climb the trees

Elephants can't climb trees

Go ahead and wait

Stop playing! Stay alert!

- Don't argue - If I pitched a top spin

it would still be a foul ball

Hide them!

I have good news

Someone is here to save you

But also I have a bad news

- He's caught - Go

Hi!

Don't be rude!

Let him sit down!

Thanks

Cheers!

- What now? - Go back to sleep

What? Go back to sleep?

We have to save her

Then why did you ask me?

Come up!

How? I'm not you!

Then find your own way!

- It's me! - I know

But you kicked me

You didn't scream for help

That's how I know it's you

We better split up!

What are you doing up there?

- You're joining the party? - Yes

I shouldn't let you come along

You almost ruin everything! Take care of him!

Let's party!

Your movement and the dress

are seamless

You like this classic look?

Sit down, Mom

I'm hungry

Set the table for one more guest

Since you're here

Present yourself properly

Sorry, I'm late

What's on the menu?

Roast lamb

I was born in the year of the Lamb

Must be a bad sign

I made a fool of myself

To have such distinguished guests

for dinner tonight

I'm very honored

Tonight is very important

To the Lobas family

tonight is a disgrace

Having you two in the family

is the biggest disgrace

Don't be upset

Mr. Mondale

If word got out

You kidnapped them

Your reputation will be compromised

Thanks for reminding me

I know what to do

I don't see it as a problem

- Keep them entertained - Yes, sir

- Take them to the dungeon - Yes, sir

I haven't finished the soup. Where are you taking me?

Move...

Help is on the way!

Hang in there, he's not that tough!

Take care of him! I'll help Thomas

Come... Come on! Come...

I'll handle him, get Sylvia

Can you manage?

No! You better take over. Come on...

How dare you stab me in the back!

Come on, tough guy!

Relax! Take it easy...

Consider this a training session

Come on...

Wait!

1, 2, 3, 4...2, 2, 3, 4

3, 2, 3, 4

Here!

Impressive...

I should never clown around

What a punch!

Pull me up for another round!

Don't let go, pal!

What took you so long?

I'm waiting for you

The 3 Musketeers are invincible

Above waist

Below waist

Chinese fire drll

We're invincible!

How are you?

What would you like?

Hamburger and a Coke

Have a seat over there

Cheer up, David

Thinking of Sylvia?

Serve the food

Come here, David...

- What? - Look!

Dropping in on us?

I need a summerjob. Are you hiring?

You bet!

You wish this summer will never end

Hi

Well! It's the detective with no license

Watch it!

The International Federation of Private Detectives

just sent me a membership card

Now I have a proper license

Congratulations!

Are you looking to expand?

If you'll take on another job with me

You'll have 20 vans in no time

- Another castle? - No, a cottage

Who are we saving?

A president

kidnapped by African cannibals

Cannibals!

Someone is looking for you...