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Previously on "The I Word: Generation Q..."

Yeah!

I like waking up with you.

Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh.

She's all jokey, and I have... Oh, yeah, that's right.

I have no one. I'm gonna die alone.

You'll always have Angie.

Bam, ba-dam, ba-dam

Bam, ba-dam, ba-dam...

Your daughter is amazing, but that Bette,

I don't know how you ever married her. What?

Don't talk about her like that.

She's got a lot of stuff

that she needs to work out.

I know that, I do,

but I love her.

Would you bet on it?

I would bet my whole heart.

Is this real?

It's very real.

If I tell my truth,

maybe I can help someone out there

not feel so alone in the world.

I'm sorry. I'll go to rehab.

I'm gonna be right here.

You have no idea what it feels like to walk around

trying to measure up to that woman.

No one expects you to measure up to her.

Do you hear yourself?

You asked me if I was still in love with you.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I don't find trouble, yeah

Trouble finds me.

Can I come in?

Yeah.

Sure.

I just... I'm on my way out, but I'm...

I'm really glad to see you.

I'm s... I'm so sorry

- for my... - Are you in love with me?

Is that what you were gonna say?

That you're in love with me?

Just answer the question.

Yes.

That's not how you love someone.

Carrie was so good for me.

She was decent, and she was kind,

and she was not you.

- Okay, I have to go. - But you couldn't help yourself.

- I have to go. - You just had to get in there

and twist it and fuck it up. You couldn't help yourself.

I will make it right with Carrie. I promise.

- I will make it right with her. - No.

Just let me try. I mean, more than anything else,

I just want you to be happy.

- There's no point. - Of course there's a point.

I mean, she loves you. Of course she loves you.

I can't be with her because I'm in love with you, too.

I've loved you my whole life.

And I've loved you all of mine.

I just wish that you were fucking better at it.

Fuck!

I'm a little fucked-up, not easy to love

And what you've heard about me is true

Don't say I didn't warn you

But if you ever leave, I can sure guarantee

You won't want somebody new

Don't say I didn't warn you

Don't say I didn't...

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah. I want to come on your face.

Okay, yeah. That sounds great.

I want to watch you fuck your clone.

Oh, sounds like a really good time. I'll do that.

Yeah? I want to fuck a stranger

while you watch us.

Oh, I can be into that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah? God. Can I fuck you on my livestream?

- Oh, no, no, no. - Huh? What?

I can't do that. Not for me. I'm famous.

- What? Me, too. - Oh.

Yeah. Babe, I'm a semi-influencer.

- Oh. Oh, yeah. Can we... - Yeah. Flip over.

- Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. - Flip over.

Oh, yeah.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Yeah. Show me.

- Let me do a thousand, baby. - Oh, yeah.

Let's take it to a thousand! Okay.

Oh, wow.

Gen Z-ers are fun. Yeah. Yeah.

What generation are you?

Um, let's not talk about that, okay?

Yeah. Okay.

New attitude

Better come through, too

Wow, that is short notice.

Yes.

- Who asked you? - You did.

Okay, but did you tell them

that it's a fundraiser for the MS Society?

You did, okay.

There's got to be another makeup artist that can cover for her.

We're auctioning off a makeover.

Why don't you ask me? I know a lot of people.

Doris could do it.

Well, that's really unfortunate

because we were counting on them.

- I'll give Doris a call. - It's a Vegas-themed night

in honor of my beautiful mother who was a showgirl

- in the '80s. - Darling.

When do I go on?

Uh, there's no show today, Patty.

I do eight a week at the MGM Grand.

I know, but...

- today's your day off. - Today's your day off.

All right, listen, um, yeah, okay.

Gloria says you have to take these with food before 9:00,

- okay? - Oh, you're trying to kill me.

I'm just following instructions.

- Ah, no, no, no, no, no. Patty. - Someone left the door

- unlocked again. - Mom, please.

- Hey, Gloria. - Causing trouble first thing

- in the morning? Okay. Okay. - She's not listening to me.

- Pills. - I got it, I got it.

Yes, I'll start calling around, too.

- Okay, cool. Thanks. Bye. - They hold me hostage.

Hi, Gloria.

Hi. How's my girl?

Oh, a bit pissy. I don't know if it's the dementia,

the MS, or just her personality.

You're always charming, Patty.

- You tired, hon? - Yeah.

I just lost one of the makeup artists for the fundraiser.

Ah. Well, I can try to find someone.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

- What? - That's sweet.

Be careful.

What?

Mm-mm. Don't be fresh.

- Okay. - Show some respect.

Meet me downstairs.

I don't wanna.

The doggy needs to eat his food. The dog needs his food.

- Oh, yeah. - You do feel a little

tight today. You know what? Let's go for a walk around...

intriguing music

- Come on. Come on. - Tess.

Your mom and Gloria are upstairs.

It's okay.

Can you stop thinking...

What are you doing?

You know what I'm doing.

Makes me think about you more...

- Don't do it. Don't do it. - They can't hear anything.

Would you still, or

Would you let down your guard?

Show me who you are

Show me all your edges and your favorite scars

Would you tell me...

Why are you doing this to me?

Tell me all your secrets...

You love it.

Take off the mask

Keep on the pants

Pull me closer...

A tortured romance

Caressing my hand

Show me all your plans

Just take off your mask...

Don't start things you can't finish.

Fuck, I have to go.

What?

Beverly's down to one lane.

We should just move in together.

- To avoid the commute? - No.

Not just for the commute.

I...

I feel like...

you've really been there for me, like,

through probably the hardest year of my life.

- Mm. - And it feels like

we're on the other side.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Of course I want to live with you.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

But let me talk to Nat,

because of the kids.

Yeah.

You want coffee?

Yeah.

Welcome to moving day, everybody.

Like oh, my God...

These Gen Z-ers are, like, hot.

- Mm-hmm. - They're smart.

They're bi.

They don't want the white picket fence.

Oh, my God, I was ahead of my time.

I can't wait to meet one of these incredible people.

What's wrong with your face? Why do you look like that?

- What? - You look like you haven't

slept in a year.

Do you need a granola bar or something?

I might have some here.

Well, look, a, uh, uh, a makeup artist...

What about her?

She dropped out at the last minute tonight

- for Tess's fundraiser. - Hmm. Okay. Well,

my glam team would be happy to step in.

- Really? - Yeah.

Who doesn't love a makeover?

Thank you. That's one less thing to worry about.

Angie.

- Hey! - Hi.

Are my moms here?

Um, Tina's... she's just walking up.

- Okay. - Bette's close, too.

- You okay? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Yeah, sorry.

Totally. I'm going, um...

- Do you... - I'm gonna take another load.

- You'll take this. - Okay.

- Okay, we'll guard this. - Thank you. Sorry.

All right, Shane.

- What? - I'm worried.

- What? - I think she's...

I think she's really nervous to see her moms.

No, no. She's fine. They talk all the time.

Scheduling college tours isn't talking.

This could be like a showdown.

Whatever this is, don't make it weird.

- Okay. Hi! - Hi.

- Hi! - Hey.

Hi.

- Are you being weird? Really? - No. Yeah.

- I am. I'm gonna work on that. - Okay.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Look, I am so sorry... - What?

That I can't go to the fundraiser.

Oh, no, no, no. It's okay, it's okay.

Okay? But I'm gonna write you a very big check.

- Okay? - Appreciate it.

You do so much for Tess. Yeah.

I know. She's all domesticated now.

She's got the live-in mother-in-law

- and all. - So grown-up.

- Had to happen sometime. - Oh, speaking of grown-up,

Bette's been putting in a lot of personal work of her own.

Yeah, she's

- been reflecting. - Yeah.

I just want to remind both of you

that we're all here for Angie.

- Yeah. I'm... - Of course.

- Okay. - And I'm fine.

- Yeah. Totally normal. - Speak of the devil.

All I know is I'll just take a big burn

And I'm gone

I'm gone

Yeah, I'm spun

Yeah, I'm fun...

Oh.

Ooh.

That can't be good.

She's gonna be pissed.

Oh, my God, oh, my God. No, no, no.

Oh, my God. I am so, so, so, so sorry.

- Ugh. - Is she okay?

Yeah, she's fine.

You should be worried for that girl.

Come here, sweetheart. It's okay, it's okay.

Wow.

I'm gonna get my insurance.

I think she's okay.

The only thing

you have to do is hold compassion for yourself

and enjoy move-in day.

So, you're gonna come help, or...?

- Oh. Yes. Yes, helping. - Yeah. Yeah.

- Mom? Mom. - Give me this.

Yes. I got... Look,

- I got the extra hangers. - Thanks.

- Is that it? - What floor?

Yeah. I don't know.

- Four. Four. - We'll see you there.

Okay. I'm coming right up.

Hi. Are you okay?

I can't believe you didn't bite that girl's head off.

Oh, well, we're all gonna die, so

What's a little bumper, right?

It's nice to see you.

You, too.

You ready?

Yeah. Fourth floor.

- What are you doing? - I don't know.

I panicked.

Maybe she's gonna want her own room, you know?

Why would she want that?

Uh, 'cause technically, we have been

on a break since she's been at sober living.

Okay, yeah, but you guys talked, right?

And you decided that you were gonna...

Yeah, but what if she changed her mind?

She didn't change her mind, Soph.

Yeah, you don't know that.

- Okay, look, it's okay. - Oh, God.

Soph, it's okay.

- Right. - It's gonna be okay.

- Mm-hmm. - Seriously, Finley's

gonna come back, and we're all gonna be here,

and we're gonna make her feel at home.

All right? Maybe have, like, a movie night.

- Maybe make some dinner. - Uh-huh.

Or, you know, order out since last time wasn't so great.

What the fuck is this?

Fuck.

Am I looking at what I think I'm looking at?

Can I say no?

- No. - Okay, then...

yes.

Oh, my God. My sister's getting married.

- Oh, my God, Micah... - Maybe. I mean, I...

- Wait, what? She doesn't know? - No, no, no.

Like, I... Okay, I'm gonna do a whole thing, okay?

- When are you gonna do it? - Hello?

Hello? Guys?

Hey, you, uh,

you ready for this?

Wow, what a warm welcome.

Hello?

Is anybody home?

Hey, guys.

Hi.

Oh.

Oh, God, I missed you so much.

Thank God you're home.

Your heart's beating out of your chest.

What, you got a little birdie in there or something?

Hey!

Uh, Micah's gonna propose.

- Don't tell her that. - Shut up.

I haven't figured out, you know, what I'm gonna do yet.

Congratulations, dude.

Oh, I'm so happy for you.

Maribel's for sure gonna say yes.

Glad you're home.

Yeah, me, too.

- Should we get your stuff? - Yeah.

We'll, uh... Let's grab it.

Wow, full service.

- Go. - Thanks.

Wait. You were telling me about that

dude that lived across the hall

- with a feather boa, right? - Oh, yeah.

That's what he would have around.

I'm telling you.

You know Sandra Bullock's 28 Days?

Of course I do.

Yeah, love me some Sandra.

Sandy B., baby.

It's basically a documentary.

Same people at my rehab, just, like,

the kookiest motherfuckers on earth.

Wow. Okay.

- My roommate... - Yeah.

- Cindy. Cindy, right? - Yeah.

- I like Cindy. - Cindy-Lou Who.

Got me a pair of socks...

Oh, okay.

- With vaginas on them. - Ooh.

For Pride Month.

How kind, I have to say.

I mean, she's so sweet.

- Oh, my God. - Sweet Cindy. I mean...

different sizes, different colors.

- Cindy... - Just, like, very inclusive

- vagina socks. - Aw. I love it.

All right, I got to do something.

Okay.

It's, uh...

Not like a "script" script, but

I wanted to say everything, and, I don't know,

I thought I'd forget stuff, so I wrote it down.

I'm just here to say sorry

for everything.

"When we were together,

I couldn't see you or consider you

the way I'd like to.

This is because I couldn't see myself.

And I think that was probably really lonely for you.

And I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you had to take care of me,

and I'm sorry I couldn't see

that the intervention was an act of love.

I'm sorry I haven't loved you

the way you deserve to be loved,

because you really deserve to be loved."

Well...

thank you for saving my life.

'Cause you did, and

you shouldn't have had to.

So, thank you.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

And I'm gonna get a job, with benefits.

Okay. Hey, now. Look at you.

I'm gonna get a car, and

I think I'm gonna go back to school.

Well, not go back, I guess.

I never really went the first time,

but you know what I mean.

I mean, wow. That's...

That's incredible.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Greatness is a...

And I promise to always be honest with you.

Scout's honor.

Written in the stars, Heaven only knows...

And just, like, on that note of being honest,

- you do have a bat in the cave. - Oh, my God.

We could set the world on fire...

What is... What the hell?

- I hate you. - She's out.

You could run by my side

Oh

Oh...

Look, if anything happens,

please call me before you call the R.A.

- Yes, okay. - Please.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

Call me after you call Shane if she doesn't pick up.

I probably won't pick up on the first try,

but I will for sure on the second.

- Okay. - Okay?

Aw, I love you guys.

- Love you. - Love you.

Bye.

Ah. Okay.

So, do you need anything else?

I don't.

- More hangers? - What about cash?

Because I probably have something in here.

No, no, no, no. I don't need anything.

- Oh, I have cash. Here. - Guys...

- You do? - Yeah.

- A twenty. Here. Just take it. - Okay.

And I'm just across town.

I know.

Yeah, so-so, you know, if something...

even if something comes up

- later today, and you need... - Okay. Jordi's... Yeah.

Jordi's coming over soon, so...

Okay. How about a quick photo?

Oh, that's a good idea.

- No, no, no, no, no, no. No! - Quick one.

- Okay, please, please. - Just one.

- No, no, no, no. Please. Okay. - Okay. Fine.

All right.

I should ask for my twenty back.

I bet she calls later.

Mom.

I love you guys.

- I love you. - Mm.

Don't cry.

- It's okay. It's good. - I know, I know. I just...

I love you, that's all.

- Bye. - Bye.

Are you gonna go to the fundraiser tonight?

Yeah. You?

Yeah.

I'll see you there.

Hi.

Pippa, can you hear me?

You made it to Johannesburg.

Luck be a lady tonight

Luck be a lady tonight

Luck if you've ever been a lady...

Attention, mes amis. Attention.

Thank you all

so, so much for coming out tonight.

Wow, you all look so good.

Give yourselves a round of applause.

Okay, so tonight's benefit,

all of the proceeds are going to go to the MS Society.

This is a charity that is very near and dear to my heart,

so please, please, please dig

very, very deep in those pocketbooks

and pockets. Okay?

What happens at Dana's, stays at Dana's,

remember. Okay, so...

Our very first item up for auction is...

Are you ready?

It's a head-to-toe makeover

by the illustrious glam squad

of none other than...

The Alice Show.

Let's get the bidding started, shall we?

Good evening, everyone. Hello, hello.

Shall we get this show on the road?

That was a great start.

I hope so. You know, we need to make five grand

just to break even.

Oh, I have no doubt we'll make much more than that.

- Okay, good. Do it. - I will do that.

Thanks, Dani.

All right, let's start that bidding

- at $300. - Okay. All right.

Do I have 300? 300. Got so many 300s.

- Can I get 350, 350. - I'm dead serious.

Bette really made an effort.

She's actually friends with Pippa Pascal?

Tina, she apologized to her.

I mean, she wanted to make things right.

Wow. I didn't know any of that. Carrie won't even talk to me.

- Wow. That's... - Hey.

- You're here. - Thanks for coming.

Hi.

- Hi. - Want your usual?

Please.

It's nice to see you out in the world.

- Thank you. - Same.

Same.

All right...

Thanks. You can head in.

- Enjoy. - Thanks.

So?

Oh. I mean, that's-that's fucking gorgeous.

Good job.

- Yeah. - Yeah, she's gonna love it.

- Right? - Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I was...

I wasn't gonna do it tonight,

but now everyone knows, and she's gonna find out somehow

if I don't do it, so... I don't know. What do you think?

What would you do?

I don't know. Let me ask Nat, and I'll get back to you.

You are still stuck on that, huh?

Oh, you bet I am.

Hi.

- Hi. - Um, I'm Alice's plus-one.

She told me to say, "Penguin Thunderdome."

Of course she did.

I'll be right back. Follow me.

Okay.

Livin' large

Where's Micah? He's been gone for a while.

He's with Dani. And where's Finley now?

Oh, talking to Shane and Tess.

You sure?

Okay, if you have something to say,

why don't you just say it, huh? What?

You don't like her?

You don't trust her?

Don't want me to be with her? Blah, blah, blah.

Check, check. Yeah, check.

I am so happy, bro. Come on.

This bitch ruined your wedding. You know that, right?

No, I ruined my relationship with Dani.

Oh, so you pissed in her hallway, too.

Oh, my God. She's apologized for all that.

What else can she do?

'Cause you lose yourself in her.

- What are you talking about? - I'm saying

that you both are toxic together.

Okay, bitch. You have been hanging out

with that therapist for way too long.

I'm just looking out for you.

- That's it. - I know.

But... I'm a big girl.

And she's different now. I can tell.

Hmm.

Back down, you go this way

Back down, you go this way

So back up, don't you test me

Don't you test me...

- Hey. - Oh, my.

Look who it is.

Oh, it's so good to see you, man.

- How you doing? - Good.

You looking good. You got some color, yeah?

Thanks. It's amazing what drinking water will do for you.

Um...

I, uh, okay.

"I'm sorry for being shitty to you both and for being

late or drunk at work,

and after work, too.

And I'm so sorry you... I broke the trust

- that you both..." - Stop. No, you didn't.

You broke nothing.

We're your family.

- Thank you. - So, what do you think?

You want to come back here?

- Here? Wh... - Yeah.

- Here. - You're giving me my job back?

- Yeah. - Yes.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Thank you.

That's amazing. Thank you.

Um, I got the wrong shoes on,

but fuck it. I'll take a shin split if I got to.

I'll-I'll start right now.

- Oh, no. That's... - No. You'll start tomorrow.

Just get a new pair of shoes.

I will absolutely do that. Thank you.

Now get out of here. Come on.

- We have a full night tonight. - Come on.

Wow. Oh, and are there benefits?

I've been trying to track those down.

- Uh... - Talk to that one.

We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Okay. It doesn't have to be, like,

full benefits. I just want to know if...

Nothing can stop me, I can't get enough

Playing with danger is bad behavior

Bad, bad, bad behavior...

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You can't be back here. I'm sorry.

I'm serious. I'll shoo you. Bye.

Bad, bad

Playing with danger

Bad, bad

Behavior

What-what season are you on?

Oh, we got picked up for season nine.

- Wow. That's incredible. - Yeah.

But a whole new team of executives came on.

They have a completely different agenda,

so now the showrunner is pissed.

- Oh, no. - So, I have to fly to Toronto

tomorrow to meet with a directing producer.

You know, just to iron out a lot of the creative conflicts

that are about to blow up in my face.

That's a lot of people to manage.

Yeah. It's a lot of big personalities.

Well, it's too bad you don't have any experience

managing big personalities.

Yeah.

I guess I like putting out fires.

Yeah. You've always been good at it.

Yeah, my "For You" page really thinks I'm a poly pan queer

in a long-distance relationship, but I guess, like,

three out of four isn't that bad, right?

Yeah. It's good. So, you don't get to pick the videos?

They just pick them for you?

No. I mean, like, you-you can.

You just, you would not want to.

- That algorithm is just... - Oh, I know. It's like...

so good.

- Oh, it's... Hi. - Alice. Sorry. Hi.

- Shane, I'm learning... - You okay?

- Really exciting things here. - Forgive me, but I just,

I just wanted to show you that right there.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Can you believe it?

Huh.

- Yeah. - Oh, Shane, Teddy. Teddy, Shane.

- How you doing, Teddy? Pleasure. - Hey, how's it going?

Whoa. You are, like, really intense.

I like it. Um, can I ask you

what your Venus is in?

That's deeply personal, Teddy, but thanks anyway.

All right,

- I'm gonna get back to it. - Yeah.

Where's mine? Where's my Venus, Teddy?

Hmm... Taurus, obviously.

- Oh. - Yeah, but not in a derogatory

- sort of way. - I don't...

- Hi. Hey. - Oh, hi, Finley.

- How are you? Hey, listen. - Oh!

You need to stop Venmo-ing me

these really weird amounts of money.

Oh. Can't stop, won't stop, not until it's all paid back.

Every cent of that rehab money,

coming back to you in ones and fives, baby.

- I don't need it. - I love you.

- I don't need it. - Thank you.

Okay.

You guys know each other?

'Cause you're the same age. I figured...

No. I might have ran into them in the bathroom earlier.

Hmm.

How did we do?

Yes! That is what I wanted to hear.

I'm gonna go look for Tess.

- Hi. - Hi.

You're back.

Yeah. I am. Um,

is now a good time to talk? 'Cause I, uh...

No. No, it's not.

I'm-I'm actually looking for Tess, and...

Oh, okay. When is a good time?

Um, let me see.

Never?

- Okay. - Mm.

Look, I'm really sorry, and, um...

Yeah. I just said that I don't want to talk about it now.

Right. No. Okay. I'm just trying to apologize.

I-I really just don't want to get into it here.

Copy that. Okay. I guess I'll just...

Y-You still think that-that what I want

somehow matters less than what you want.

No. No, I don't think that at all. That's why I'm...

You know, I don't think you're cute.

That's always been pretty clear.

And I don't think

- you're charming. - Sure, but, um...

I think you're fucking annoying.

Okay, maybe if you just give me a second.

- I wrote something, and I just... - What the fuck is wrong

with you?! I literally just said "No."

- Okay. - Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Um, maybe just...

Maybe it's not the right time.

- Okay. - Just walk away, okay?

- Fuck. I'm sorry. I... - Okay.

Ain't none of your business, ain't none of your...

Finley, wait.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'm... I'm so sorry.

- No, it's okay. - I was just coming to...

We raised $7,000.

And the night's still young, so you never know.

I'm sorry. What?

- Seven... thousand dollars. - Thousand dollars.

Oh, my...

I'm gonna hug you.

Oh.

What? What did Dani say to you?

- Nothing. - Oh, Fin.

No, no. lt was my bad, okay?

Just, I caught her off guard.

And I get it. lt's really okay.

I just want to stop talking about it.

- It's such a fucking bummer. - Finley.

It's not okay. She was a dick to you.

I got to think about my part in this.

Okay.

I can't control her reaction, you know.

It's like...

It was too soon.

I shouldn't have fucking done it.

You know, you're kind of cute

when you're all serious like that,

smoking your Juul.

Shut up.

Smoking it in my face.

Yeah. Dani doesn't think so.

Oh, fuck her.

Oh, God.

I just wanted your first night back to be fun.

Yeah.

You want to do something naughty?

Yeah.

- I got an idea. - What?

- Come on. - Oh, my God.

- Come on! - Okay.

Where are we going?

We're in the street! Ah!

I'm feeling your eyes all over me

Feeling your eyes, don't miss a beat...

Here you go.

- Beer? - Yeah, that's me.

You're my number one...

- You. - Me?

Yeah, you did not tell me you own this place.

You didn't ask.

Yeah, well, you could have bailed me out,

but instead, I yelled at you, and now,

here I am apologizing for it.

- I am sorry. - You should be.

Well, then can I get you a drink and make up for it?

Wind it up, or wind on me...

Wait. Do I... do I know you from somewhere?

I don't know. Do you?

Come with me.

Come on.

Forget your stress, put your mind on me...

Excuse me. Thank you.

- Hi. - Excuse me. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh...

Can I show you something?

Yeah.

I know. I only used a little bit of it, 'cause I need to save it

and I bought it for, like, way too much money on eBay.

- It's a relic. - It is.

So, would you consider styling me?

No, I don't think so.

Or maybe don't think.

Come on.

Have a little fun with me.

Mmm

Yeah, yeah...

I don't even know if I remember how.

You know, I don't think a talent like yours ever goes away.

I think it's always in you.

The same mind can't see

What that mind does not agree

It's the same mind that can't see

Tries to tame, tame you and me

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

I can give you a few suggestions.

Okay.

But if you told someone about this problem, I'm sure...

Hey, lady.

Are you ready? They're asking for you backstage.

All right.

- Okay. Wish me luck. - What's happening?

Where are you going? Where are you...?

Just gonna have to wait and see.

What? I don't get it. Where are you going?

Really, what's happening?

No idea.

Usually I know things. I don't know what this is.

Just...

You take good care of your hair.

- You know that? - I do.

Let's see.

All right. Keep your head straight.

Let me see. I mean, you can...

I think you could go a little shorter if you want,

just below the chin.

- Maybe. - Yeah, it's cute.

Maybe not. Let me see.

Get lost in the sound, you breathe in...

Chin up.

Flickering light

You want me

You want me

I don't want to fall

I don't want to fall from this...

You don't... don't really have to do anything.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna pack up my stuff

and relieve my babysitter.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

All right, folks, let's keep that generosity flowing.

Our next item up for bid

is so special, it's getting its own introduction

by the incomparable Bette Porter.

What is she doing?

- Charity? - Good evening, everyone.

This next piece is

from my private collection.

Did I miss anything?

- No. - Oh.

It's by the very first

artist I ever started to collect.

That's from our house in West Hollywood.

- Yeah. It's cute. - What we have here

- is a limited edition... - Whose is this?

- Kiki Smith. - Bette's.

All right, everyone.

We are going to start the bidding at $500.

- Do I have $500? - Here!

- $500. - $500.

It's worth so much more than $500.

- Can I get six? $600? - Okay.

- Okay. Yeah. - We got six. How about seven?

- I'm just saying. - $700. I know we got seven.

- Seven! - Seven! All right, eight. $800.

- $800. - $800.

- $900. - $900.

And I know somebody out there has got $1,000.

Give me $1,000.

$10,000.

- Holy shit. - What?

$10,000, everybody.

Going once.

Going twice. Sold!

For $10,000.

That was...

completely unnecessary.

Well, you said that you would never part with a Kiki Smith.

I know. I just...

I thought maybe it was time to let it go.

Yeah, but some things are worth keeping.

When I see that print,

I think of our old house.

I think of us.

I didn't want someone else to have a piece of us.

Well, I'm so glad that you have it now.

Thanks.

- Do you want to get out of...? - Yes.

Look. Look. Look.

- Hmm. - Wow.

Finally.

Round on me, baby.

What's wrong? You feeling something?

No, they just have something real, you know.

That would be nice.

It's coming for you, I promise.

Three, two, one.

Yes!

- You know what? - Hmm?

I have to go take care of something. Wish me luck.

- Luck. - Hey, Teddy.

- Hey! How are you? - Hi. I'm good, I'm good.

- Haven't seen you all night. - I know. Listen,

I've had a great time with you,

- but I think I'm gonna take off. - What?

- Yeah. - No. Come on. It's so early.

I actually just got this last-minute DJ thing

at this loft space downtown.

What is it gonna take for me to convince you?

Um... the thing is, I'm kind of

more like an 8:00 p.m. bedtime type person.

- No. - Yeah. You know? You know?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I understand.

Yeah.

Well, I've, um, really enjoyed spending my time with you.

Me, too. I really have.

You give me a lot of hope for future generations.

You really do.

Well, don't hope too hard.

I just did a bump of ketamine in the bathroom.

Okay, well, you can work that out in your own time, okay?

Asking how I do that

Not you, 'cause I'm the greatest, you the lesser

I'm a diamond under pressure, no stress...

Good night.

This my game...

Have a good night.

All-star offstage...

- Hi. - Hi.

Come with me.

- Where? - You'll see.

Okay.

All right, all right.

What am I looking at?

Huh.

Okay, hear me out.

- Ah. - I know we don't want

to do the whole marriage, kids thing, right?

- The bar... is our baby. - Mm-hmm.

- Right. - So I was thinking...

let's buy another baby.

Tess.

Tess, we have so much going on right now.

I know. I know.

- Your mother's with us. - I know.

This bar is a whole thing.

I just... I love our life together,

and I want more of it.

I want it all.

Come here.

So, is that a "yes"?

I'll think about it.

Okay.

No, no, no, no, no. No!

Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, baby, oh, baby.

Ooh, you know that sock was a freebie, too.

I... I would like to renegotiate the rules of strip basketball.

Oh. Hell no.

- Oh, my God. - Please.

- Oh, you're still fun. - Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

- Mmm. - Oh.

- Oh. - Fuck.

- I missed you. - I missed you, too.

God. Take me home.

I want to be in bed with you.

- I... I... - Mmm. Mmm.

I want to. I...

I want to.

I feel like I should catch a meeting.

- Uh... - It's first night back.

It's probably...

Yeah. Of course.

Yeah, sure.

I just don't want to fuck it up.

I know.

Now I have to put all my clothes back on.

Yeah. Go ahead.

Isn't my closet low-key huge?

- Yeah. - Yeah. Oh.

Uh, I got this from prom.

And I got this one from that sus hike

that didn't actually go anywhere.

Cool.

Oh, my God, wait.

Um, this is our first time

being alone together in my dorm.

It's like our own place.

But don't you have a roommate?

She doesn't move in until tomorrow, and I was thinking...

- Um, but... - What?

Angie, actually,

I was thinking it didn't really make a whole lot of sense

for us to stay, like...

together, together.

This is like a whole new chapter

for both of us, and...

we're gonna be such different people

than we are, like, so soon.

You know?

Um...

no.

Are you breaking up with me? Is that what you're saying?

This is so hard, Angie, but...

it just feels right.

Why couldn't you have done that yesterday?

That's fucked-up.

This isn't easy, Angie.

For who? Who isn't it easy for?

For both of us.

I've never broken up with someone before, and I...

- and I don't want to hurt you. - No, no, no, I don't... Okay.

- I-I love you, Angie. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't get to say that.

- But it's true. - I don't...

No, it's fucking not. I don't care.

I don't want to hear what you have to talk about.

- Can you get out? - Angie.

Can you seriously, like, get out?

Yeah.

Tonight...

Wow. I've actually had a fucking night. Um...

I got some of my amends down, which is good.

Some people were really cool about it, and others...

I actually don't think they'll ever forgive me,

which is a bummer.

I tried to have sex with my girlfriend,

and, uh... I choked.

Couldn't do it. I was...

I don't know what I was.

You know, in sober living, um,

I made a plan like they told me to,

and I was following it.

I was.

And it felt like, I don't know,

like everything was gonna be okay.

But out here, things just move really fucking fast.

Soft,

What are you doing?

I've, um...

I've been waiting for a moment all night to, um...

- Oh, my God. - Maribel,

will you marry me?

I don't want to get married.

But nobody wants to talk about it...

I want to have a baby.

And there are so many

decisions to make.

But I don't want to think about it

And I really, really want it to be different this time.

Close my eyes, I'm going through the motion

It's hard for me to know what the right move is

when I made the wrong choice so many times before.

Double dosing...

I'd like to think I know better.

Right? But...

how do I know if I really changed?

Ooh

We don't want to get older

Okay.

Hmm.

Nope.

Hmm.

And I try to remind myself

that the old me wasn't all that bad, you know?

But then I don't know

which parts of myself are okay to keep.

It's like...

I don't know who I'm supposed to be anymore.

And it's, like, twice as hard trying to make these decisions

when you're living with someone else.

Hi.

How was tonight?

It was pretty great.

Bette asked me to do a gallery job,

and I think Sophie is gonna talk

to Alice about me doing her hundredth episode.

- Nice. - Yeah.

How'd it go with Nat?

Did she give us permission to live together?

But I know one thing for sure.

I'm so fucking lucky to be here.

I feel like I got a real shot this time.

Ooh

Wake me up when it's over

Ooh

We don't want to get older

Mm.

Mmm. Mm.

Mm.

Wake me up when it's over

Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah

I can't believe you found your mom.

I just... I have so many questions.

Like, how did you feel, and what happened when you saw her?

And just, I want to know everything.

I mean, share everything that you're comfortable with.

Mm. Well, um, in all honesty,

it started with something

that you said about a year ago, um,

when you said I-I didn't know how to love you.

Oh, I never should've said that.

- I'm sorry. I... - No, no. No, no, no. It's okay.

I mean, it's more than okay. I...

It's what I needed to hear.

And I-I didn't know what to do with it at the time.

I mean, I knew you were right, but I didn't know how to fix it.

So...

What?

You're gonna laugh. I went back to that silent retreat

that I failed at so miserably before.

Oh, my God.

You know, Shane and Alice told me that,

and I thought, "No way. They're kidding."

No, they weren't.

And I stayed the whole time,

and I followed all the rules.

- I don't believe you. - Yes, it was big.

It was hard, but I did it, and then around the,

um, second day of silence,

I... I had this question that kept coming up in my mind,

like, just echoing over and over again.

And it was, "Who taught me how to love?"

And I thought of my mom.

I just needed to be open

to hearing her tell me that she left me when I was a kid

because she didn't value herself enough to stay.

It was so freeing

to know that I was able to forgive her.

And I don't know. That just...

It unlocked something for me.

And, of course, I told her all about you and Angie.

The whole story?

- The whole epic story. - Oh.

Yeah, well, she doesn't know about today.

Today was one of the best days of my life.

Me, too.

I, um...

- I should go. - Okay.

I...

I... I should leave.

I wasn't expecting you

Like a punch that knocks the wind out

I think you're changing everything

'Cause I'm about to let you in now

Ey

I feel it, I'm feeling

That feeling, that feeling when...

Hi.

Ooh, ooh

I feel it now, I need it

That feeling, that feeling when...

You got to be fucking kidding me.

What the fuck

Ay, ay

What the fuck

Ay, ay

What the fuck

Ay, ay

What the fuck

Ay, ay