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[bell dings]

♪ Trick or treat, baby, on a night like this ♪

- [Announcer] It's The Boulet Brothers'

"Halfway to Halloween" TV special,

[audience laughing]

starring:

[audience cheering]

[scissors clicking] [audience laughing]

[magical music]

[audience cheering]

♪ And hold me tight

♪ And keep a kissing me sweetly ♪

♪ Over the night

[audience applauding]

[magical music] [upbeat music continues]

[audience cheering]

♪ Trick or treat, baby

♪ In your own sweet way ♪ Trick or treat, baby

[audience cheering]

[audience laughing]

[audience applauding]

[audience applauding]

[board humming]

[audience cheering]

[audience laughing]

♪ I just love for you to kiss me in your own sweet way ♪

♪ Trick or treat [candy sizzling]

[audience laughing]

- [Announcer] And the queens of darkness themselves,

[audience cheering]

your haunting hosts for the evening,

[thundering eerie music]

The Boulet Brothers. [audience applauding]

- Welcome to the show, darlings, and...

- Happy halfway to Halloween.

[both laughing] [audience applauding]

As we all know, there are so many of you little goblins

and ghouly goos out there who just love

all things Halloween and horror,

but unfortunately, you've got another six months

until your favorite holidays here.

- And we feel it would just be cruel

to make you wait all through the spring

and summer just to get your fiendish fix.

- So we've decided, as the newest

self-appointed sentinels of sahaim,

to give you a little sustenance

by creating our own holiday special

that will give you a sinful serving of Halloween

and horror that is guaranteed to keep you well fed

until October 31st. [eerie music]

- You see, tonight, we've put a special call out

to all of our fellow famous monsters to come together

and join us for a sinister, spectral spectacular,

filled with blood, gore, witches, vampires,

and all things that go bump in the night.

- For a halfway to Halloween celebration.

[eerie music continue] [Swan laughing]

- So why don't you just go ahead

and turn down the lights, lock your doors,

and pull those covers up over your heads because...

- It's time for "The Boulet Brothers' Halfway to Halloween"

TV special to begin. [eerie music]

[both laughing]

[upbeat music]

[audience applauding]

[funky music] [wolf howling]

- I mean, what's the deal with pitchforks?

I've never seen a villager bale hay.

[audience applauding]

- Well, I quit my job.

- You quit? - I quit.

- Get out!

Why'd you do that?

- I can't work for that guy anymore.

He's insane.

Literally. [audience laughing]

- What did you expect?

He's a mad scientist!

[audience laughing]

- You know, you never see any normal scientists.

They're all mad.

- Just once I'd love to work for a normal scientist.

- You know what this means, Igor?

Without a job, you're gonna have to move

back in with your parents. - [Audience] Oh!

- Great. I give up one mad scientist for two mad parents.

[audience laughing]

- Maybe it won't be so bad.

- Name me one person who's more insane than my parents.

[audience cheering]

[werewolf sighing]

- Welp,

full moon. [audience laughing]

- So? - So?

So what?

Look at my face.

It's covered with fur.

I got fangs.

- Just don't kill anyone.

- Who says I'm gonna kill anybody?

- You're a werewolf. It's what you do.

You kill people. - [Audience] Oh!

- I can manage to not kill anybody for one full moon.

[audience laughing]

- You? You can't go one full hour without killing somebody.

[audience gasping]

- I can last longer than you.

[audience laughing and clapping]

- Care to make it interesting? - [Audience] Ooh!

- What are you thinking? [clicks tongue]

[audience laughing]

- I'll bet you a $100 you kill someone before me.

[audience laughing]

- I want in on this. - Okay, deal.

- Hey, count me in too.

- You? - Yeah!

- You don't kill people. You're a lab assistant.

We're monsters. We kill people.

- Oh, I kill people. What do you think I do on my days off?

- Okay, but you're gonna have to put in more money.

- Yeah. 500 bucks.

- Deal. [audience laughing]

- All right.

Get 'em up. [werewolf blowing]

Now may the best monster

or lab assistant win. [audience laughing]

[all yelling]

- Ooh! What do you wanna eat, huh?

[upbeat music]

[dolls squeaking]

- Time to die! Yeah!

- Jimmy, I've told you, playing with dolls is for girls.

Now get ready for bed.

[mother sighing]

- [Announcer] Hey, kids,

do you wanna kill your awful parents

but you're not sure how to hide the body?

Well, have we got the answer for you!

Introducing the Easy Cake Cremation Oven.

[devil laughing]

Simply murder your parents. [father groaning]

[mother screaming]

Dismember their body.

And set your cremation ovens to 1600 degrees Fahrenheit

and watch your worries disappear.

[bell dings]

[hand sizzling]

- Ooh, look, it's Mommy's wedding ring.

[upbeat music continues]

- Kids.

What's that smell?

It smells like something's burning.

Let me give you a hand.

[eerie tone]

- That's what we were hoping.

[grandma screaming]

- [Announcer] The new Easy Cake Cremation Oven

comes with everything you see here.

Light bulb not included. [bell dings]

[audience applauding]

[ominous music]

- Nothing quite says Halloween

like murdering your family, does it?

[Swan laughing]

- Absolutely not.

I mean, just look at Michael Myers.

He's made a killing out of it.

[Drac laughing]

- Well, speaking of Michael Myers and murder,

that reminds me, we've already seen the devil,

a werewolf, an Igor, and a Frankenstein "Seinfeld"

but we haven't really seen any blood yet.

- Mm. - And I'm starting

to get a little thirsty. - Mm, me too.

What about you, darlings?

Are you ready for a little blood?

[thunder rumbling]

- Well, I hope you are, because coming up next

we've got a campground slasher, a satanic siren,

and a trip to the puppet theater that you won't soon forget.

- So without further ado,

let's begin the next abominable act

by welcoming to the stage the satanic singing

sensations themselves, the one and only, Twin Temple.

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[audience applauding]

[upbeat music]

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ My Babalon

♪ I've got a girl and her name is Babalon ♪

♪ She looks a vision, naked in her red chiffon ♪

♪ We'll set the night on fire and ♪

♪ Light up the golden dawn

♪ Whoa-oh ♪ Here name is

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ My Babalon

♪ The bells were ringing, we say, "Now it's done" ♪

♪ And she's the mother of my abomination ♪

♪ Don't want a wedding

♪ I want an invocation

♪ Whoa-oh ♪ Her name is

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ My Babalon

♪ Seven, seven, seven days a week ♪

♪ Seven, seven, seven headed beast ♪

♪ Seven, seven, seven

♪ Oh, oh

♪ She makes me bleed

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ My Babalon ♪ Her name is

♪ Ba-ba, Babalon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, my Babalon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Babalon, my Babalon

♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon

♪ Sacred whore I call upon

♪ Whoa-oh, my Babalon ♪ Her name is

♪ Whoa-oh, my Babalon

♪ My little Babalon

♪ I love that little girl

♪ My little ba-ba-Babalon

[audience applauding and cheering]

[upbeat music] [birds chirping]

- Are you ready for fun?

Are you ready for friends?

Are you ready for adventure?

Well, we don't have any of those things here

but if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Arawak

you can have all that and more.

Wait. Oh, did we change that 'cause I'm, okay.

Can we do it again? [tone beeps]

But if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Happy Trail, you can have all that and more.

And I don't mean just for a few weeks,

I mean forever.

Have you tried everything with Little Jesse

but she's still just an annoying little bitch

no matter what you do?

Is driving Tommy to repetitive boring football games

and never ending sports practices ruining your social life?

Do you hate looking at Jan's face

because even though she can't help it

she looks just like your mother-in-law

and that's never gonna change,

and you just can't take it for one more god damn day?

Well, here at Camp Happy Trail, we know exactly how to help.

[water rushing]

Here we are our... [clearing throat]

[tone beeps] We at Camp Happy Trail

know exactly how to help.

At Camp Happy Trail we specialize

in taking care of problem teens like yours

no matter what the issue may be.

Our specially trained counselors, they've seen it all

and can help with problems that therapists, priests,

and teachers say can't be fixed.

[upbeat music continues]

With exciting activities like archery!

[bow whooshing]

[bow whooshing]

[girl screaming]

Ax throwing.

[ax clangs] [man screaming]

And knot tying.

[tone beeps]

After one season of being with us here at Camp Happy Trail,

you can rest assured that your little mistake

won't be coming home again anytime soon. [laughing]

Right, Johnny?

"I'm sorry I was such a dick my whole life/" [laughing]

Too late! [laughing]

So if you're looking for the next great-

[man screaming]

Just one, just one second.

[upbeat music continues]

[woman screaming]

[tone beeps]

So anyway, you should call us today, Camp Happy Trail,

to begin your new journey and a whole new life

without any baggage today.

- [Announcer] Call 1-800-campkids

to book your child's stay today.

[audience applauding and cheering]

[ominous music]

- Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you standing there.

Greetings, boils and ghouls, witchy poos and booberries.

It's that time of year, the perfect time of year

for a horror comic.

And you think comic books are just spandex and superheroes,

think again, my friend.

Horror comics have been around since the 1940s.

From "Doctor Occult" to-

[glass breaking]

[air whooshing]

Huh.

These things were so spooky

that even the government tried to get them banned.

There were Senate hearings in 1954

blaming horror comics for juvenile delinquency.

It was- [metal clanging]

Hmm.

And you know what we have to say to censorship, don't you?

We say "fuck censorship with a witches broken tit!"

That's what we-

[air rushing]

Okay, maybe I'm getting a little too freaked out

reading this thing, but you know what?

I gotta find out how it ends.

So if you'll excuse me.

[eerie distorted organ music]

[music stops]

- Good evening, my frightful fanatics, my deathly devotees.

Tonight's tale takes us into the world

of a loving puppet maker and his wife.

The puppets are their children,

and you know what they say about children.

They see all,

even when we think they aren't watching. [laughing]

[eerie distorted organ music]

[switch clicks]

[soft music]

[puppeteer coughing]

The puppeteer loved his puppets with all his heart.

- Have some hot tea, my dear.

Your cough will wake the dead.

- Thank you, my love.

- Well, of course, my dove.

- Now, now, let me get back to work.

Our little children need me.

[soft music continues]

[puppeteer coughing]

- [Narrator] The puppeteer loved performing

and his wife helped to run their struggling business.

[switch clicks]

Plus alas, the life of a puppeteer's wife isn't resplendent

with the fancy mink stoles and jewelry

that the puppeteer's wife felt she deserved,

but she had a plan that she had been implementing

slowly but surely,

drop by drop, for quite some time.

[ominous music] [puppeteer coughing]

She cashed in his life insurance and sold the old theater

where the puppeteer had plied his trade,

and then she planned to sell all of the puppets

that people would be willing to buy.

And for those that didn't...

- And these old puppets can just go in the trash,

they're just wood and string.

Wood and string. [ominous music]

Worthless.

[woman gasping]

[woman gasping]

[woman screaming]

[ominous music]

[switch clicks]

[woman screaming]

- Wood and string.

Wood and string.

Isn't life a funny thing? [laughing]

[upbeat organ music]

[eerie music]

[bell tolls]

- Whew!

Whew!

Now that was some scary shit, kids,

but it's just a comic book.

Absolutely nothing to be scared of because-

[ominous music]

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh my god! [bell dings]

[audience applauding and cheering]

[eerie music]

- Now that was entertaining.

[upbeat music]

[Swan sighing]

- Twin Temple are so cool.

[Swan sighing]

I just love the devil. [thunder rumbling]

- While Halloween may be all about monster's horror

and getting scared, we must have forget

that it's also all about candy and treats.

- And we happen to have a special guest chef here on hand

who is going to give you a lesson on how to make

some quick delicious holiday fare

that is sure to satiate

all of the little trick or treaters in your neighborhood.

- And speaking of creepy cuisine,

we also have a super weird musical guest

who came here all the way from Russia just to perform a song

that celebrates her favorite Halloween treat, ravioli!

- Ravioli?

- Bon appetit, uglies! And let the show begin.

- Ravioli?

[eerie music]

[audience applauding and cheering]

- Hello, darlings. I'm Barbara Crampton.

Welcome to my kitchen. [audience applauding]

I'm going to teach you how to prepare

some of my favorite fast, spooky recipes

that are guaranteed to make you

feel like the season of the witch is

right around the corner. [audience laughing]

I'll start things off with a finger food recipe. [laughing]

[audience laughing]

Crush the meat around the bone and the knuckles

so that you can loosen them up.

So I'm using a nutcracker. - [Audience] Oh!

- Oh my God, that's amazing.

Do you hear that crunch?

It's gonna be delicious.

And then you wanna sprinkle a little bit of lemon

and some extra virgin olive oil.

I always use it.

Don't they look delicious?

[audience applauding] I might have to

take a little sample.

Mm.

Next, brain vichyssoise. - [Audience] Oh!

- Mm.

Here we're going to take a fresh head.

[audience laughing]

Crack open the cranium. Ready?

Oh! [laughing]

Oh my gosh.

Well, you know, it gets a little messy,

but, um, it's worth it.

We're actually going to take the brain out of the skull,

so all that delicious juice in there.

[audience applauding]

I'm gonna lift this up. There we go.

Oh my God, that looks amazing.

And we're gonna take that and pop it just like that.

Bam! [laughing] [audience laughing]

Beef broth.

There you go.

I didn't measure, but I think that should be good.

I think this is the best part of the whole recipe.

Pig's feet. Yummy.

Mash that in. Maybe, I don't know, one more.

That didn't feel like quite enough.

[blender whirring]

It already sounds delicious.

[audience applauding]

Perfect. Look at that beautiful crimson color!

That is going to be amazing.

Oh my gosh.

We're gonna take the whole head

and bake it in the oven for about two hours.

Ooh la la! [laughing]

As you can see, the finished dish is just, well,

to die for. [giggles] [audience applauding]

Last but not least is our main course

which is a classic cannibal charcoal Barb-b-q.

[audience laughing]

See what I did there? [laughing]

[bell dings]

Now, as you can see, I already have a fresh carcass

but what I'm gonna show you is how to glaze it.

Now first you wanna take the giblets out. [grunting]

[audience applauding]

Yeah, they're a little stringy,

but they're going to be so yummy.

My hands got a little, I don't know,

red from all the blood, I gotta wipe 'em off.

Yeah, that's good. [audience laughing]

Now you're gonna mix this right up with some other stuff.

First we have a little soy sauce.

Pour that right in. Yeah. [audience laughing]

Everybody loves ketchup.

You can put it on anything! [audience laughing]

That is gonna be amazing.

Now just toss it

all over the crispy exterior of the body. [laughing]

[audience applauding]

So voila! That's all the time we have today, my friends.

I hope you enjoy making these recipes

with your family as much as I enjoyed

making them with your family.

[audience laughing] [bell dings]

Happy halfway to Halloween, ghouls,

and we'll see you next time

on "From Beyond Barbara's Kitchen".

It's delicious.

[audience applauding and cheering]

[spooky music]

- [Announcer] Do you have questions about your love life?

Do you wonder if you'll meet the man of your dreams?

Are you curious about how many kids you'll have

or how rich you'll be one day?

Do you want to know if your husband is cheating on you?

Well, now you can get the answers

to all of these questions and more

by calling us here at the Halfway to Halloween Hotline.

- Everybody knows Halloween is the time

when our world is closest to the spirit world.

But if you need help now,

our Halfway to Halloween operators are standing by

to connect you directly to some spooky spirits

who can answer all your psychic questions and more.

[phone ringing]

Let's take a call now and I'll show you how easy it is.

[phone ringing]

Hello, caller. How can we help you?

- [Caller] Oh, yeah,

that slutty witch costume is so fucking hot.

Oh, I just wanna stick my face in your-

- Oh!

Whoa. Uh.

Let's move on to the next caller.

[phone ringing]

Hello, stranger.

How can we help you?

- [Caller] Hi! My mom doesn't know I'm gay, but I-

- Yes, she does.

And it's your best friend. She's the one.

- [Caller] Are you sure? The spirits can see that?

- Well, no, but honestly,

your friend sounds like a real bitch.

- [Caller] Oh my gosh. Thank you. You helped me so much.

- Oh, thank you.

Bye, bye, now.

- Bye. - God what a fucking loser!

- [Caller] Excuse me?

- Hello?

Knock knock. - Uh, who's there?

- I'm glad you asked!

For an easy payment at 59.99 per minute

you can have these answers and more.

- [Caller] Hi, so I have a stalker

and I wanna know if he's watching me now.

- Ooh, okay.

Let me see what my tower cards hold for you.

[dramatic thud] [eerie music continues]

Oh, the death card.

Uh, death does not necessarily mean you're gonna die.

[caller choking]

See, the death card holds many meanings.

[caller choking]

You know, in some cultures, death means rebirth.

[caller choking]

[dial tone ringing]

Hel, hello?

Call us now at the Halfway to Halloween Hotline

and get your questions answered today.

- [Announcer] Our service and website

are for entertainment only.

The service is for adults, 18 years of age and older.

[audience applauding and cheering]

[eerie music]

[monitor beeping]

[blood gushing]

[monitor beeping faster]

[blood splatters]

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ingrassiamo

♪ Ci innamoriamo

♪ Poi mangiamo

♪ E all'inferno bruciamo

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

[ominous music]

[guts squishing] [music rising]

[upbeat music] ♪ Piscio di gatto

♪ Piscio di ratto

♪ Piscia umana

♪ Merda umana

♪ Merda di gatto

♪ Merda di ratto

♪ Merda, merda, merda, merda, merda, merda, merda ♪

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Ra

♪ Vi

♪ O

♪ Li

♪ Un cibo sano e nutriente

♪ Uniamo tutta la gente

♪ Un cibo sano e nutriente

♪ Uniamo tutta la gente

[audience applauding and cheering]

[eerie music]

- Well, that was truly bizarre. [laughing]

- And I loved every ravioli minute of it.

- I did too, and you know,

I'm really enjoying our little

Halfway to Halloween Celebration so far

but I can't shake the feeling that we're missing something.

- It's sex.

[seductive music] [thunder rumbling]

Yes. Yes.

Halloween is all about dressing up

and monsters and candy and all of that, but it's also

about being a total slut.

- What are you talking about?

- Think about it.

Every adult Halloween costume is just a classic costume

with the word sexy before it.

- Hmm.

Hmm. Sexy nurse.

- Mm-hmm. - Sexy doctor.

- Ooh. - Sexy fireman.

- Oh. - Sexy devil.

- Ooh. [laughing]

- I guess you're right. [Swan laughing]

- And also nothing says Halloween

like a sexy, late night hookup.

Halloween always makes people lose their inhibitions

and can get them caught up in all sorts of scandalous acts.

- True, but as we all know from watching

almost every horror movie, the people who usually

partake in provocation rarely make it out alive.

- Which sadly may be the case

for the hot and horny couple in our next story.

You see, it was a dark and stormy Halloween night.

- Now, now, you don't wanna spoil the surprise.

[ominous music]

And speaking of surprises, we have one of our own

coming up right after our next naughty narration.

Stay tuned, uglies. [laughing]

[audience applauding and cheering]

[ominous music]

- Look.

Okay. Don't be nervous. - I know.

- We've already done it with a few girls now,

and you promised we could do it with a guy next.

- Yeah, I know. - Come on, BB.

It's our anniversary. Be adventurous.

- But what if he tries something with me.

- That is going to be fun. If he tries some....

I mean, it's gonna happen. - Yeah.

[man banging] [both screaming]

- Oh my God.

- I think that's him. - Yeah!

- I think, hi! - Hi.

- Uh. Uh, Go get, go around.

Go around. - Just it-

- Let him in. Let him in.

- Okay. Okay. That scared me, but...

- Wait, how do I look? How do I look? How do I look?

Good. Okay, good. Okay.

Let him in. Let him in. - Yep.

[ominous music]

- Okay.

How do I look?

[ominous music] [thunder rumbling]

Whoa.

[thunder rumbling]

Wow.

You, you are

much bigger in real life.

- Yeah, that's what they always say.

- I bet they do.

Whoa, what is that?! - Oh my god, oh my god,

oh my god. - Oh my god!

- Please don't. - Uh. I'm a lumberjack.

I thought you said you read my profile.

- I don't read! She read.

- I did and I forgot to tell you he's a lumberjack.

- You didn't tell me he's a lumber jack.

- I forgot to tell you. - You gotta tell me this.

- He's a lumber jack. I'm so sorry.

Please sit down. [man laughing]

I'll, uh, get some drinks for us.

- You, you have a ax.

That's awesome. [sighing]

Look, I just, I just have to ask

do you do this sort of thing often?

- Oh, yeah.

Sometimes couples just need someone

to come into their relationship and, uh, tear 'em up.

[ominous music]

[thunder rumbling]

If you know what I mean. - Yeah.

I mean, I...

I don't know if we're looking for all that, but-

- It's like sometimes they start off

just wanting to have a little bit of fun.

Once I get started,

I just get out of control.

Before you know it, I get so heated up and I just.

- Oh! - Wanna split 'em both in two.

- Oh, god. Okay tiger.

Look, we are very excited for what happens next.

Um.

Just be gentle.

- You know what?

I am going to get into something a little more comfortable

and I want you two to bond.

Okay? - Okay.

- It's gonna be great.

- Wait till you see what she has planned for you.

It's gonna be amazing. [ominous music]

[man moaning]

All right, guys, that's what I'm talking about.

[men grunting]

- Oh, oh, oh! - It's hurts!

Oh my God! It hurts. - Oh my god!

- It's hurts, it hurts.

- Boys, make sure you save some for me.

[ominous music]

[woman grunting]

[chainsaw whirring]

All right, boys. I'm coming.

[ominous music continues]

- I can't take him! He's too big!

[chainsaw whirring]

- No!

No!

No, no!

- Open up, baby. Don't be scared.

It only hurts when it first goes in.

- No, no, no! [laughing]

[yelling]

[audience applauding and cheering]

[fast eerie music]

[upbeat rock music]

[upbeat rock music continues]

♪ If you want to know how

♪ To high, then go now

♪ To the place where all the concubines ♪

♪ Meet and converse with them

♪ Marvel at their pale skin

♪ Wonder how they chew on their pointy ♪

♪ Teeth and hair are beauty

♪ They know it's their duty

♪ To be countess in their hearts and their ♪

♪ Minds that have to whisper ♪ See in them a sister ♪

♪ Look into their eyes and you'll become ♪

♪ Transylvanian Concubine

♪ You know what flows here like wine ♪

♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪

♪ Transylvanian Concubine

♪ Sorrow is their master ♪ Cackling with laughter

♪ Now he's having just one piece of ♪

♪ Cakey is their make up

♪ Catholics try to shake up

♪ All the things that form their lives, but they're ♪

♪ Dead, their sighs, their songs ♪

♪ They know what they do is wrong ♪

♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪

♪ Transylvanian Concubine

[upbeat rock music continues]

♪ Candelabra's lighted

♪ Satan has been sighted

♪ Never has there been an evening like ♪

♪ This is what they wanted ♪ Always to feel hunted ♪

♪ You can never be too rich or too ♪

♪ Thin, the blood has run out

♪ Fangs ruin any cute pout

♪ Morning has come now they've wn ♪

♪ What have you learned from what has been shown ♪

♪ Transylvanian Concubine

♪ You know what flows here like wine ♪

♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪

♪ Transylvanian Concubine

♪ Transylvanian Concubine

♪ You know what flows here like wine ♪

♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪

♪ Transylvanian Concubine

♪ You know what flows there like wine ♪

[audience applauding and cheering]

[eerie music]

- I'm afraid that's all the time

we have with you tonight, darlings.

- We do hope you've enjoyed yourselves

and we want to thank you all for joining us

for our first "Halfway to Halloween" TV special.

[Swan laughing]

- Nightmare Girls, take it away!

[audience applauding and cheering]

[eerie organ music]

[upbeat music]

♪ When the moon arises in the western sky ♪

♪ And the vampires are out on the sly ♪

♪ At times they have trouble finding necks to bite ♪

♪ That's why I cook up in my roon tonight ♪

♪ My riboflavin flavored

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ Riboflavin flavored

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ Drac came to me one night at 12:00 ♪

♪ And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf ♪

♪ I exclaimed "don't fret"

♪ I'll give you on fix

♪ Of my newly regenerated mix

♪ I gave him riboflavin flavored ♪

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ She gave him riboflavin flavored ♪

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ It gives you quick relief you see ♪

♪ From fang aches and corpusle deficiency ♪

♪ Natter

♪ Consuming my laboratory brew

♪ It'll make a new vampire out of you ♪

♪ It's that quality unleaded

♪ Only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch ♪

♪ Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch ♪

♪ If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less ♪

♪ Try my new non-carbonated best ♪

♪ My riboflavin flavored

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ Riboflavin flavored

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ Riboflavin flavored

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ Riboflavin flavored

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

♪ Riboflavin flavored

♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪

[audience applauding and cheering]

- Good night, uglies.

- We'll see you again on Halloween night.

[both laughing] [thunder rumbling]

[eerie music]

[spooky music]