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(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)

MARY MADDOX: Come on. Move in on him.

Head him off!

Cut him off at the ring.

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Going somewhere, Mr. Haley?

JAIME SOMMERS: So, how long has it been since you've heard from him?

Three days. Wayne Haley was one of our most reliable agents.

Something must've happened to him.

Well, have you any leads at all?

That is why you're here, my dear. Oh-oh.

Ah-ha! Mr. Goldman, there you are. Dr. Brandes.

Do you know what time it is? I'm terribly sorry, Doctor.

Something very important came up. I'll be with you in just a few moments.

My work is always important to me.

I will be in my laboratory when you finally find time.

Come, my little watchdogs.

Oh, isn't Mary Sunshine out there. Mmm.

And with two bodyguards, inside the O.S.I.?

She must be an awfully important lady.

Dr. Brandes defected to the United States last year to work with us.

Her contribution to the Delta Satellite Project has been enormous.

Hmm.

Okay, what is my contribution going to be to the Wayne Haley project?

I want you to find him. (SIGHING) Okay.

Haley's last message was that he was onto something big,

but he disappeared before we could find out just exactly what it was.

Now, this is all we have to go on.

"818 Vermont Avenue, South West, Washington, DC."

That's an awfully seedy area of Washington, isn't it?

Well, it's not exactly Georgetown.

Well, what is this address? It's a sports arena

that specializes in, uh...

Uh... In what?

Lady wrestling.

(LAUGHING) Lady wrestling? Are you kidding?

You're not kidding.

Oh, Oscar, are you out of your mind?

But you don't see... I can't go into a place like...

You don't have to stay there for very long.

I won't have to stay there at all, Oscar.

You know howl feel about violence and fighting

when it isn't absolutely necessary.

I mean, I feel terrible if I have to swat a fly,

and you want me to get in the ring with one of those crazy women?

But you may not even have to get into the ring, Jaime. Oh, come on now.

You have to admit there's a possibility.

Maybe you could pass yourself off as a water boy. Or an apprentice, or...

Oscar, give me a break, would you? Now, I don't know anything about wrestling.

I'm not going there to make a fool out of myself, first of all.

And what if I... What if I hurt one of those girls. Well, now, think about that.

I mean, if I had to go in the ring and I hurt

some... One of those poor, unsuspecting women,

I would feel terrible... Poor, unsuspecting women? Now wait a minute!

Jaime, those poor, unsuspecting women

can take very good care of themselves.

Now, you remember that. You can also control yourself, too.

No. I've never said no to you before.

Uh-uh. Jaime, listen to me.

Wayne Haley has disappeared trying to tell us something important.

Now, you're the only female O.S.I.agent that can handle this case.

I don't suppose you'd consider putting Steve in a dress, huh?

I didn't think so.

Ugh. Lady wrestling.

(SIGHING)

(MOUTHING WORDS)

Mad Mary, Amazon April,

and The Spider Lady?

Oh, boy!

Average girls next door, calls for a stick of gum.

(MEOWING) (GASPING)

(DISTANT SCREAMING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING) (LOUDER SCREAM)

(DISTANT FIGHTING SOUNDS)

(LOUD SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

Nice set of bells you got there. Hmm.

MILT BIGELOW: Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

You can do better than that. Now, we need more drama out there.

Pound the floor harder.

Harder? Yeah.

(CRYING our)

Like you're suffering, you understand? Tonight's show has got to be especially good.

Let's take it from the top.

Hey, is that the, uh... The ringmaster for this circus here?

Hmm.

Nice talking with ya.

MILT: A little harder. That's good.

Pound the mat a little harder.

Come on.

Harder! Like you're suffering, not like you're making pizza.

(LOUD SCREAMING)

That's it! All right, hold it! April... April, you've had it with her.

You've had it with her! Now, let her have it.

Go! (SCREAMS LOUDLY)

(CRASHING)

You make it look too easy, Mary.

What? MILT: Put up a little fight, will you?

Milt, she tripped me. You saw that!

I did not trip her. MILT: All right. Save it.

Save it all for the ref. Let's see the big move now. Come on.

Hey, you all right?

Hey, uh, would you get out of the way, dear?

MILT: That's great. That's great. Yeah?

If you tap the audience then we can... You know.

Hey, they're never gonna know what hit 'em.

You, uh, looking for somebody, kid? Yeah.

I'm, uh, looking to get into the wrestling game.

Well, eventually. I could be an apprentice or something.

A wrestler?

What do you weigh, about 105?

110 if you eat a bunch of bananas?

Okay, I'm not so big, all right?

But I got some pretty fancy footwork

and I got a darn good right arm.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

If I put you at the door, I'm sure you could tear

tickets in half with no trouble at all.

We got work to do. Come on, girls.

(STAMMERING) Okay, I can do that.

I can tear tickets really good. And it'd give me a chance

to watch and learn the biz like that, huh?

(SCOFFING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

MARY: For Pete's sake, she could be a plant.

Yeah, but she's very good-looking.

Besides, if I blow her off, it'll look suspicious.

All right, make her audition.

Then we can call an ambulance and have her carted off all nice and legal.

Kid, come here.

If you want a break in here, you gotta show us

that you're dedicated to learning the art of wrestling.

Hey, man, I always wanted to be an artist.

It's just an audition. Wanna see how you move. Won't be too rough.

Well, in the ring or on the street, fair is fair.

I'm going. I'm going.

April, come on.

Oscar, I'm gonna break your glasses for this.

Come on, you're gonna get your first lesson. Thank you.

Cream puff.

(YELLING)

Will you just stand still, you pencil-necked little squirt?

Come here. I just wanna give you a manicure.

Come on.

Watch your fingers, baby.

Okay.

Now, you might as well kiss this hand goodbye.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(MARY GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Okay, now here's where the going gets really tough, dearie.

(GRUNTS)

And the tough get going.

All right.

What do you have to say for yourself now, dearie?

All right. Do I get to stay, or what? Fair is fair.

You got it.

(BREATHING HARD)

What's your name, kid? Jessie SOMMERS.

Well, if things pan out,

you'll be known as Joltin' Jessie SOMMERS. What do you think?

Swell.

You do any shtick?

You have a routine or anything?

Nothing special.

April. Yeah.

Joltin' Jessie needs some costumes.

Go pick out a few things, show her where the locker room is, all right?

Well, she ain't gonna fight tonight, is she?

No, not tonight. But I want you to start working with her.

Hi. Hi.

Name's April Armitage. April?

I mean, you're not the one they call Amazon, are you?

(CHUCKLING) Yeah.

I'm Jessie SOMMERS. Nice to meet you.

Thank you. Boy, you sure can't judge a book by its cover.

You had us all fooled.

How'd a little skinny thing like you ever learn to wrestle like that?

Oh, uh... I had this coach.

His name was, uh, Rudy Wells.

He kind of put my style together.

Boy, he really did a good job.

Listen, why don't you go on down to the locker room by yourself. I'll join you.

I've got something I have to take care of first.

Sure. Okay.

Thank you. Yeah. Okay. (CHUCKLING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

and I'm telling you that you're absolutely crazy to let strangers in here.

I run this show around here, and I know a good draw when I see one.

We'll just keep an eye on her.

We'll make delivery to our foreign friends

without any big hassles, so just relax.

Just relax. (SIGHING)

Now, wait a minute. Joltin' Jessie SOMMERS?

Yeah! Don't ya love it? Hey, Oscar, they think I'm a regular Joe Frazier.

Joe's a boxer, Jaime.

Oh!

Well, whatever. Anyway, there is something going on here, Oscar.

I heard them talking about making a delivery

to some foreign friends, unquote.

Any idea what? No, not yet.

But I'm gonna try to pump Amazon April for some information.

Amazon April? What can I tell you? I just work here.

Oh, wait a minute, Oscar. There she is now.

I gotta go. Round two coming up.

Good-bye. Good-bye, babe.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

Look, April, I know how much you want it,

but I've got somebody else interested.

I... I am gonna have that down payment for you by tomorrow.

Really, Mr. Epstein. Oh, come on, April.

Who's fooling who? I checked your bank.

You couldn't get a loan for a cheeseburger, much less...

Look, I am going to have $9,000 for you by tomorrow. In cash.

Oh, come on. Give me one more day.

That little place means so much to me.

Please?

(SIGHING) All right. But tomorrow is the last day.

Absolutely.

Sure. (SOBBING)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

What are you doing up here?

I was going to the locker room and I got lost.

Yeah, well, uh... Let's go down this way.

What is that? Ooh!

That's a cage that goes up to the ceiling and then lowers into the ring.

Mad Mary used to make a big entrance in it.

But the air is so bad up there, she nearly suffocated one night,

so we had to quit using it.

Huh. It's real cute.

April, how'd you get into wrestling?

Well, I wanted to be a model for Vogue, but they kept sending my pictures back

so I thought this was the next best thing.

(LAUGHING) Oh, I don't know.

I didn't have time for nursing school like I wanted,

but I finally got a job nights

and I got myself a license as a physiotherapist.

Wait a minute. That's how you got into wrestling?

No, no, no, no. I just do this for a living.

I have got my eye on this nice little health club

on the other side of town.

See, I thought I could help some of those nice, rich ladies get into shape.

That sounds neat. It's gonna take a lot of money, though, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, yeah. But, I got... I got a lot put away in the bank.

Wrestling pay that good? Sure. Sometimes.

Hey, ugly. Milt wants another rehearsal in an hour.

I know. I'll be there.

That is, if you've finished changing cream puff's diapers by then.

Can't wait to get you in the ring again, dearie.

I'll be ready for you next time.

Oh, boy!

You should've seen her before she went to charm school. (CHUCKLING)

Oh, look, look. We can go over here. We can find you a nice little outfit.

Ah, nuts, I forgot. Gee. Mad Mary lost the keys last week.

Maybe that's what made her mad.

Well, that and breathing. Oh. (LAUGHING)

Look, I'll go dig up a hacksaw somewhere.

Okay. Be right back.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

April. APRIL: Uh-huh.

It's not... It wasn't locked.

APRIL: Wait, no... I could've sworn...

Well, okay. Huh.

Let's see what we got in here.

Oh, my goodness! (WHOOPS) Look! We'll find something here.

Now, wait a minute.

(IN A GIRLISH VOICE) How's that? (LAUGHING)

I think we can find something better.

I like it. (CHUCKLING) Tough. Come on.

(WARRIOR MUSIC PLAYING)

Are you sure Pocahontas started like this?

(CHUCKLING) You look great.

I feel ridiculous.

Is this get-up really necessary? I mean, come on.

Look, every girl here has got some kind of personality.

You have to let the real you come out, you know?

Oh, the fans love it. Someone they can identify with.

Amazon April?

Okay, I'll admit, sometimes the real you ain't enough to sell tickets.

So, we help out a little bit with a good character routine, that's all.

And from the way you look, I think we should call you Savage SOMMERS.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. (CHUCKLING)

Hi, Spider. Are you ready for tonight?

Hmm.

What's that? Spider Lady.

But, well, you see...

Her real name is Esther Chambers.

But, nobody's gonna pay to see Esther Chambers wrestle,

but as Spider Lady, she can pack the house.

Hey, is there something special going on tonight?

I mean, you're all rehearsing extra.

Special? No! No, not that I know of.

Uh... Come on, why don't I go get changed

and, um, then I'll check out your moves, huh?

(GRUNTING)

Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.

But Milt likes it to sound as good as it looks. Now really smack the mat.

Okay. Come on.

(GRUNTING) (LAUGHING)

Oh, that's better, yeah, yeah. Okay. Now, come on. Get up. Okay.

Alrighty, now. This is how we throw a punch.

Really wind up.

But... But pull it before it hurts, see? All right, like this.

See?

That the way you learned it? Yeah.

All right. Now, let's try one.

(GRUNTING)

Oh, come on now. Take the punch. Okay.

Make it look like I hit you, right? Okay.

You sure you know how to do this? Yeah.

I mean, I just want to get the feel of your rhythm.

Okay, ready? Okay. Come on, let's do it. I'm ready.

(APRIL LAUGHING)

Oh, that was much better! I'm glad you liked it.

APRIL: Okay, basic moves first.

Okay. Come on, now. Let's do the rest.

Now we got a reverse hammerlock, a full nelson, an elbow throw.

Come on, get me in a full nelson.

From the front?

Oh, a full nelson. Got it.

April, listen, why don't you show me your technique first, okay?

All right, Jessie. Come on. Don't con me. You've never done this before, have you?

Well, not for real. But listen, I know I could be good if you'd just help me.

I need the money so bad.

Oh, all right. Okay. Come on now, this is a full nelson.

All right. Got it?

And this is a half nelson.

Okay. Got that.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

MILT: Mary. Mary. I got the drug we're gonna need.

How does it work? I'll show you. Come on.

Now, this is a hammerlock. Uh-huh?

April. Rhonda took a powder. I'm gonna use Jessie in the warm-up match tonight.

Make sure she looks good. Uh-huh. Yeah, Milt. Yeah, you got it.

April? Uh-huh?

April. What?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Look, I'm sorry. Listen, now listen, you better be a quick learner,

or you're in for a very early retirement.

All right now. Come on. This is an elbow throw, okay?

Oh! Hey, listen. Why don't we take a break for a minute, okay?

Oh, come on, if you get winded this fast,

you're gonna get creamed tonight. I'm not winded.

Now, come on, you heard what he said.

Let's stick with it. All right? Huh?

April, let me show you one of my specialties, okay?

Oh, all right. What's that?

All right. Come over here and just lean over my shoulders.

(LAUGHING) Last person tried that got a hernia.

Come on, lean over.

Oh, come on, you gotta be kidding. Get over here!

You'll be sorry.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(WHIRRING)

(APRIL MOANING)

(GROANING)

What do you think? That was your thing?

Where's the bucket? Listen, I'm gonna be right back.

Where's the bucket? Yoo-hoo, bucket?

Where's the bucket?

(GASPING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

MILT: See, this is what it looks like. This stuff is really powerful.

The drug's inside that little thing?

Yes, see, all I gotta do is slap somebody on the leg or back or someplace.

This needle inside injects the drops.

And it knocks them out? Before they even hit the ground.

And for a good five minutes.

That's long enough? Plenty. The driver will be waiting.

What about that O.S.I.agent, Haley?

Well, we'll get our instructions about him later on,

but I got a pretty good idea what they're gonna be.

Our employer doesn't like loose ends.

(PHONE RINGING)

Bigelow.

Yeah.

Right.

The TV crew's outside waiting for the interview. Let's go.

April! Hi! Hi.

Feeling better? Well, I was.

What are you doing here?

I was kind of getting the feel for the place.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Well, come on, the TV crew's here. Let's go.

Really? Come on.

Callahan, Send in Dr. Brandes as soon as she gets here, will you?

Thank you.

In the true American spirit of solid competition and a fair fight,

all of you sports fans are in for a real treat tonight.

The Battle of the Ages is gonna be fought right here

in the Olympic Auditorium just two short hours from now.

Two teams will be vying for the title of World's Tag Team Champions.

And what teams they are!

Mad Mary Maddox and Fabulous Franci Fonzo,

(CHEERING)

versus Amazon April Armitage and the mysterious Spider Lady!

(CHEERING)

Looks like you're all tied up

in knots over this one, huh, Mary? You better believe it, Jimmy.

Yeah, they had to put me in this straightjacket

to keep me from tearing Lardo to pieces before the match.

Who you calling Lardo? I'm talking about you, hog jowls!

I had your mother on a bacon sandwich this morning!

Oh, this time, I'm really gonna get her!

Hey, hey, hey. Help! Hey, come on now, girls! You ain't doing nothing!

I'll pull her blond hairs out of her black roots!

You won't live long enough to lay a hand on me.

We're gonna make hamburger meat out of you.

MARY: You and Italian sausage...

You wanted to see me, Mr. Goldman?

Dr. Brandes. Good of you to come.

This morning's report says that the Delta Satellite is about ready for testing.

Yes.

In six or seven days, the integrated circuit for the main logic system

will undergo complete calibration.

I was just fitting it into that model

of the new housing I developed.

Ah! I see that you have new vodka.

Yes, help yourself. Oh, I see you already have.

It's amazing, Doctor, that a unit this small

can be the brain to operate an entire surveillance satellite.

Yes, it is.

It would've taken years longer to perfect it in my country's laboratories.

That's part of the reason why you defected, isn't it?

It certainly was not for your vodka.

There's not even a fireplace around

to throw the glass into. (LAUGHING)

Well, you must admit that you have more freedom here, Doctor.

Freedom? (MOCK SPITS)

Two guards at all times, four guards when I'm outside?

Doctor, until this is tested and analyzed by our computers,

you are as priceless a commodity as this is.

We can't afford to let anything happen to you.

After all, your people might still want to, uh, reclaim you.

That is true. My people are very clever.

Would you excuse me a minute, please?

(SWITCHES ON TV)

Let me at her! (GRUNTING) Let me at her!

Come on, Jimmy. Come on, let her at me.

If Nutso wants to commit suicide,

why should we stand in her way?

Let's go get her! JIMMY: Now save it for the ring, girls.

You better have her put away. At least until tonight.

You like lady wrestling, Mr. Goldman?

JIMMY: Yes, siree, friends, we've got us a real...

In a way... grudge match going here at the Olympic tonight.

So do I. And before the main event this evening...

Sporting contests of all kinds are exciting. we'll have a warm-up match

between Battling Betty Madison and this newcomer here, Savage SOMMERS.

(MAKING WAR CRY) All right. Savage,

I don't see your opponent anywhere around here. I don't either.

I have a feeling she heard I was out after her scalp.

Uh-huh. And she got a little scared

and didn't want to come to face me in person, you know.

I think that they really ought to call her Bashful Betty, you know.

Mr. Goldman, didn't I see that girl with you in this office this morning?

That's right, Doctor. She's doing some undercover work for me.

getting her fingernails sharpened or something like that.

I know where she is. She's probably in a church,

aren't you, honey? You're down on your knees, you're gonna pray

that I'm gonna get hit by a cement truck before this match tonight.

Well, good luck. Nothing is gonna happen.

I'm telling you, Jimmy

Battling Betty, she's gonna get the ax tonight.

She really is gonna get the ax tonight.

And if you're out there watching, sweetheart, [got a rhyme for you.

If you show up tonight

you can trust that you're gonna eat my dust.

When [break you in half, everybody's gonna laugh.

And say Bashful Battling Betty's a bust!

All right. All right!

(LAUGHING)

She is very amusing.

(PHONE RINGING)

Yeah. WOMAN: We have trouble.

What do you mean? Everything's set for tonight.

WOMAN: Are you aware that one of your stable is an O.S.I. agent?

What?

That SOMMERS girl is one of Goldman's people.

Haley must've gotten the message out before you captured him.

Okay. How do you want to handle it? Postpone? No.

We must get the Delta circuit out just as we planned. Tonight.

What about you? They will have four guards on me at least.

As we anticipated.

But they should be no trouble as long as the SOMMERS girl is out of the way.

See that she is.

She will be.

Jessie! Jessie, your TV spot was terrific.

Now, listen, your match is in about an hour, and if I were you,

I'd find Betty and grab me a quick workout.

I will. Okay. What's the matter with you?

Nothing.

Oh, come on, something's wrong. You can tell me.

You can tell me.

April, there's a guy named Austin.

I owe him a lot of money,

and if I don't come up with something real quick, he's gonna get rough.

Well, how much money?

Five grand.

Five grand! Oh, wow! That's a heap.

Oh, honey, I wish I could help ya.

I wish somebody could.

This guy Austin's pretty bad news.

Said he was gonna make me some cement shoes.

(SNAPS FINGERS) Hey, that rhymes, doesn't it?

(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY) That's not funny.

Is he really that rough? Something better come up real quick.

(SIGHING) I'm gonna rob me a bank. Wanna come with me?

Oh, that's not funny either.

Oh, Jessie, I don't wanna see you get in any trouble.

Hey, I couldn't be in any more trouble than I'm already in.

Wait a minute. I got an idea. Just... Just wait here a minute.

Give me Milt's office.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

APRIL: Hello, Milt? MILT: Yeah?

APRIL: Listen, uh, I was just talking to Jessie SOMMERS.

And uh... Look, she's in need for some bread, too, ya know.

And, uh... I was just wondering...

Well, you know...

If we could use her help tonight, huh?

Did she ask you about it?

No. No, no. She didn't. But, uh...

I just know she's in need of a quick score. Now, what do you... What do you say?

Sure, why not? Bring her up to my office.

We'll fill her in. APRIL: Thanks, Milt.

Thanks a lot.

Jessie.

Jessie, I just think I found you some dough.

Really! Mmm-hmm.

Now, look. But you gotta be really quiet about it. I mean, really quiet.

April, man, I don't know what to say.

Just forget it. Come on.

Good evening, ladies. Hi.

Understand you're anxious to pick up some fast cash.

The faster the better.

Well, that'll be no trouble at all.

Jessie!

Wow! That stuff's worse than Esther's drop kick!

What did you do to her?

Just a little tranquilizer. She's an agent, April.

From the O.S.I.

The what? She sucked you in, dearie.

What are you gonna do to her?

We're gonna give her enough of this drug to keep her asleep for a week.

Give me her right arm.

The needle must be a little dull.

Okay.

That'll keep her out of our way till we're long gone.

Let's get her in the cage.

Now, Milt, come on, you know she's not gonna be able to breathe up there

when the place fills up.

(MACHINE STARTS)

MILT: Come on, April. The match starts in an hour.

MILT: Come on.

Oh!

Never thought I'd get to the top of this business this quick. (GROANING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

MILT: Okay, Ernie. Let them in.

Mary, come on, we've got to check on something.

Oh, Jessie.

April, behind you.

Jessie?

(STAMMERING) Are you all right? Are you okay?

Yes. Are you hurt?

No, I'm fine. But you're not.

Now, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble if you don't level with me right now.

Oh, Jessie, I never thought they'd try to hurt you.

They told me you were an agent.

Lam.

And there was another agent that came here and he disappeared.

His name was Wayne Haley. Do you know where he is?

April, tell me.

Jessie, all I wanted was a little money for my health club.

That's all... I didn't expect to get involved in all this.

I mean, this isn't wrestling. Those people are playing for keeps.

All right, okay, okay. I know you're scared. So am I.

But if you'll stick with me and we can work together, we'll get through this thing.

Now what I need to know is what they're planning on doing.

They're gonna get something out of the audience during the match.

That's all I know, really. They never tell me anything.

(SOBBING) Oh, I wish I'd never gotten involved in any of this.

I'm sorry... Hey, it's all right. It's okay.

It's all right.

Now, I need to find out their whole plan, all right?

Now, can you tell me where this other agent is? Do you know?

(DISTANT CHATTER)

April, trust me. I promise, I won't let anything happen to you.

Okay.

Come on.

(CLANKING)

(KNOCKING)

Come in.

Buy you a drink?

Rudy, that is a delightful idea.

Anything but vodka.

Uh-huh. Sounds like Dr. Brandes is getting to you.

Well, you might say that.

Has she left for the evening yet?

Yeah. Just saw her and four bodyguards leave.

She's quite a woman. A little eccentric maybe, but...

How do you mean?

Well, you know what she does to unwind?

One of the guards told me she's taking all of them to a wrestling match tonight.

What's the matter? I say something wrong?

I think they put him in here.

MARY: Look at this.

Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-dum.

Very dumb.

Now let me get this straight, we're going to a wrestling match?

Shh. LYNON: Warm-up match

between Battling Betty Madison and Savage SOMMERS

will not be held tonight. Savage who?

Jaime? Wait a minute.

LYNON: Instead, we will proceed to our main event,

with Battling Betty replacing Amazon April in that match.

(SIGHING)

What happened to Jaime?

APRIL: Is he dead, Jessie?

MILT: No, not yet.

But this room is built like a vault because of the high-voltage units.

I'm afraid it's gonna get a little warm for you.

Good-bye, Miss SOMMERS.

(DOOR LOCKING)

Mr. Haley? Mr. Haley?

Hard to talk... Drugs...

What are they planning on doing?

Wayne, come on. Wake up.

She's going to defect...

Take Delta module.

The Delta...

Dr. Brandes? She's going to escape...

Wayne, how can she do that?

She's got so many bodyguards around her.

How is she gonna get through them?

Wayne, talk to me.

(SIGHING)

Ross, this is Oscar Goldman.

Take a team to Dr. Brandes' lab

and see if any security materials are missing. And hurry.

(WHISTLING)

Ladies and gentlemen,

tonight, the world's championship

tag team challenge event for women.

I am delighted to present to you this evening,

in this corner, weighing in at 140

and 137 pounds,

the current tag team champions

of the world.

Mad Mary Maddox

and Fabulous Franci Fonzo!

I'm gonna annihilate you.

(CROWD BOOING)

And in this corner, the challengers,

weighing 142 and 150 pounds,

Battling Betty Madison

and her teammate, the mysterious Spider Lady!

JAIME: One hundred and ten. We've gotta get out of here.

There's no way out.

Oh, Jessie, it's all right. It's not your fault.

April, we're gonna get out of here. Okay?

Jessie, it's no use.

(APRIL GASPING)

April... What?

What do you call that thing in wrestling when you kick out with both feet?

A flying dropkick? Yeah. How do you do that?

Would you show me? Come on. You can do it. Come on.

Well, you sort of run at the target and let both feet fly...

You know, like this.

Okay, stand back, come on.

You can work my health club anytime you wanna.

Listen, get him out of here. I gotta go take care of some stuff.

Yeah, I will.

Wayne, Wayne, come on.

RUDY: All right, I'll tell him.

Oscar, it's Russ,

he says the Delta circuit's missing from Dr. Brandes' lab.

She's gonna try to smuggle it out!

This is Goldman, Code Snow White.

I want every available backup unit

to rendezvous at the Olympic Auditorium immediately.

Hey, now, take it easy. She's got four bodyguards there.

She's not gonna walk right out.

Step on it!

Just like we rehearsed, Mary.

Okay, Betty, get into the routine!

MARY: Here's your needle.

BRANDES: Lift up the top!

Quickly! (PANTING)

The cloth! The mask!

And the Delta circuit module.

Now the mask! Fix me!

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

That's it. Now, hurry, lift the flap.

Make way! Let me through!

Look out! Out of my way!

Where you going? Let me go.

Esther, you can talk.

No, please, I'm hurt.

With Dr. Brandes' voice?

BRANDES: No, out of my way. Please, let me go.

JAIME: April, stop her!

Get off, you...

Go, Betty! Go!

SOMMERS... SOMMERS, here I come!

Here's where you finally get squashed, cream puff!

Stop it, Mary, now, I don't wanna hurt you!

You're gonna hurt me?

(YELLS)

Hey, look, it's a phony rope!

Look at the great show! Tie her up.

Look, go get her, Geronimo. Give it to her, girl.

Lay it on her! Give it to her!

You two take the other side. Come on!

Jaime!

Jaime, the Delta circuit.

The winner!

(CROWD CHEERING)

All right. So, then, Dr. Brandes defected to our side

just so she could get involved in the Delta project. Right.

What about Bigelow? Did you find him, too?

Rounded him up. Rounded everybody up. Thanks to you.

And April.

Oh, and April. April, thank you very much. You're welcome.

Well, what about that other thing we were talking about?

Oh, yes. The government has decided that April is due for a reward.

Oh, no, I... I couldn't do that.

I think it was just about enough for a down payment on a health club,

something like that? Right? Hmm, just about.

Oh, Jessie... Jamie. Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you.

Oh, listen. Are you kidding? You... You earned that.

Besides, I could use a good massage.

Aside from a few choice parts, my body is a disaster area.

I don't know how you do this wrestling stuff.

You are on. Great.

How about you, Mr. Goldman. Hmm?

Uh... A little massage, huh?

Well, I don't know. I mean... Oh, Oscar, you should.

But I've never been to a massage place, Jamie. I mean...

Well, it'll be a whole new experience for you. You're gonna love it.

Trust me.

(APRIL LAUGHING)

OSCAR: Well, you know what happens in Washington. I mean,

you gotta be careful, though.

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