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SO YOU HAVE TO SPRAY IT DOWN

REAL GOOD, SEE?

ALL OVER.

HERE.

YOU TRY.

NO, UH...

NOT TOO MUCH.

SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

WELL, IT'S PRETTY EASY, AS I

FIGURED.

OH, SO THAT'S WHY YOU WANT

THE JOB HERE.

YEAH, AND IT'S ON MY WAY HOME

FROM SCHOOL.

OH.

WICKENHAVEN HIGH?

YEAH.

SO, SHOULD I FILL OUT AN

APPLICATION TODAY WITH YOU?

I DON'T HAVE ANY.

WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN A, UH...

FAMILY-OPERATED BUSINESS.

OH.

BUT THERE MAY BE A POSITION

OPENING UP SHORTLY.

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A LITTLE

MORE ELBOW GREASE, AND I'LL...

I'LL RUN THE IDEA BY THE REAL

BOSS... MY WIFE.

A LOVELY LITTLE HIGH-SCHOOLER'S

HERE.

SEEKS EMPLOYMENT.

AND?

I'M CONSIDERING HER.

A PRETTY YOUNG FACE BEHIND THE

COUNTER'S WHAT WE NEED.

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HIRE

STRANGERS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

I MEAN, YOU COULD USE SOMEONE,

MAYBE, BUT NOT AS AN EMPLOYEE.

IS SHE FROM OUT OF TOWN?

IT WOULDN'T MATTER.

WE COULD JUST KEEP HER IN THE

DARK.

I SAID NO.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A SOFT

SPOT FOR THE CUTE ONES?

BUT SHE COULD BE A MAGNET TO

PULL IN THE OTHER CUTE ONES.

I'M CERTAINLY NOT DRAWING

THEM IN.

THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR

YOUNG, INNOCENT FLESH.

OKAY, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA

HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE,

JUST TO GET YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT

HER.

DAMN IT, JOAN!

WE COULD AT LEAST OFFER HER A

FREE TAN FIRST!

WE REALLY NEED TO FIND A BETTER

METHOD.

PLEASE, LINDSAY?

YOU TOLD ME TWO DAYS AGO THAT

YOU'D COME.

NO. I REFUSE TO BE THE THIRD

WHEEL SLEEPING UNDER THE SAME

ROOF AS YOUR SISTER.

SHE ALWAYS FLIRTS WITH ME, AND

IT'S REALLY AWKWARD.

AND SO IS HER NEW HAIR COLOR.

SHE KNOWS YOU'LL NEVER SWING

THAT WAY.

CAN YOU PLEASE STILL JUST COME?

I MEAN, IT'S REALLY MEAN A LOT

TO ME RIGHT NOW.

I'M SURE IT'D MEAN A LOT MORE

TO HER.

WHY ARE YOU ACTING SAD AND ALL?

YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY.

YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, HE'S STILL

FAMILY.

JUST DO THE FAMILY THING

WITHOUT ME AND BRING ME BACK

SOMETHING COOL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND

OF STUFF HE HAS.

AND I TOLD MY SISTER THAT I'D

BRING HER BACK SOMETHING REALLY

NICE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'LL PROBABLY

JUST GO AND BUY HER SOMETHING

BECAUSE HE'S NOT GONNA HAVE

ANYTHING GIRLY.

WHY?

WASN'T HE YOUR GAY UNCLE?

THAT'S JUST FAMILY GOSSIP.

AND EVERYONE JUST ASSUMED HE WAS

GAY BECAUSE HE NEVER GOT

MARRIED AND HE NEVER HAD A

GIRLFRIEND... THAT ANYBODY

KNEW OF.

SO, HE DIED A VIRGIN?

APPARENTLY.

CAN THEY TELL THAT FROM AN

AUTOPSY?

EW.

OH, MY GOSH.

THAT REMINDS ME... MY DAD IS

MAKING ME PICK UP HIS ASHES

TOMORROW WHEN WE GET THERE.

EW.

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS NOBODY ELSE REALLY

CARES.

HELLO?

HI.

OH, HI.

CAN I HELP YOU?

YES. I'M HERE TO PICK UP AN

URN.

SURE.

SARA.

WHAT IS IT, GREG?

I WAS RESTING MY EYES.

SOMEONE'S PICKING UP.

MM. SURNAME?

UH, NUNEZ... ARLO NUNEZ.

CHECK THE BOOK.

IT'S IN CRATE 43.

NO FUNERAL, NO MEMORIAL.

IT'S IN THE LOT.

CERTAINLY.

IT'LL BE ONE MOMENT.

UM, SO, DO I GIVE YOU THIS?

OH, NO, DEAR, IT'S BEEN TAKEN

CARE OF.

OKAY.

UM, SO, WHERE'S THE MAIN PART OF

WICKHAVEN?

IT'S WICKENHAVEN, AND YOU'RE

STANDIN' IN THE HEART OF IT.

THIS STRING O' STORES HERE, IT'S

BASICALLY OUR SHOPPIN' DISTRICT.

RUMOR HAS IT WE'RE GONNA GET AN

OLD NAVY AT THE END OF THE

WINTER.

SO, WHAT AROUND HERE WOULD BE

THE BEST PLACE TO GET SOMEBODY A

GIFT?

A GIFT?

YEAH, LIKE A SOUVENIR OR

SOMETHING... SOMETHING CUTE AND

UNIQUE FROM THIS TOWN THAT YOU

CAN GET AT, LIKE, ANY OTHER

RANDOM PLACE.

MM. SOMETHING UNIQUE, YOU

SAY?

I SUGGEST VIRGIN LEATHERS ACROSS

THE STREET.

YOU CAN GET ONE THERE.

ONE WHAT?

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.

OH, THE MAKER OF HIGH-END

DESIGNER PURSES.

BASICALLY WHY ANY FOLKS COME TO

THIS OL' GHOST TOWN.

HERE.

OH. THANK YOU.

SO, YOU'VE BEEN TELLING HER

ABOUT VIRGIN LEATHERS?

YES. THE BEST HANDMADE

HANDBAGS AND ZIPPER WORK YOU CAN

EVER FIND.

IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET,

RIGHT THERE.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GO

TAKE A LOOKSEE, DEAR.

GO ASK TO HOLD ONE AND FEEL

IT.

THE TEXTURE JUST CAN'T BE

BEAT.

MNH-MNH.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF MY SISTER

ISN'T BACK FROM GETTING GAS,

I'LL... I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT.

MM-HMM.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

BYE.

IS... IS THAT THE

"TEENAGE WITCH" GIRL?

IT SURE IS.

HOLDING, WHAT I BELIEVE, WAS HER

FIFTH CUSTOMIZED PURCHASE.

HMM.

THAT ONE DID TURN OUT

INCREDIBLY NICE.

WE CATER TO MANY CELEBRITIES.

ARE YOU, LIKE, THE DESIGNER

OR SOMETHING?

GUILTY.

OH, MY GOSH.

YOU ARE, LIKE, SO POPULAR, AND I

CAN DEFINITELY SEE WHY.

WELL, IT SHOULD BE VERY

FAMILIAR.

YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL WHO KEEPS

UP WITH THE LATEST TRENDS.

I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T HEARD

OF US BY NOW.

WE SELL MOSTLY CUSTOM COUTURE.

OUR PRODUCT IS IN HIGH DEMAND.

I MEAN, I DEFINITELY WANT

ONE.

I JUST... I DON'T EVER SEE

MYSELF BUYING LEATHER 'CAUSE I'M

A VEGETARIAN.

ARE THESE MADE OUT OF BABY COW?

OH, HEAVENS, NO.

NOW, THIS ONE IS BABY LLAMA.

AND UP THERE, WE HAVE BABY

OSTRICH.

THE BABIES ARE THE SOFTEST.

FAR LESS EXPENSIVE THAN SLINK.

SLINK?

THE UNBORN FETUS.

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

THESE ARE PROBABLY WAY OUT OF MY

PRICE RANGE.

OH, DARLING, I CAN GIVE YOU

25% OFF, BUT NO MORE THAN THAT.

LOOK AT THE EXQUISITE DETAIL ON

THAT ONE.

THAT TAKES 80 HOURS OF CUSTOM

STITCHING, MOSTLY BY HAND.

YOU MU HAVE ONE.

WELL, I MEAN, IT WOULD BE

KIND OF CUTE FOR MY LITTLE

SISTER, BUT I JUST DON'T SEE HER

HAVING ANYTHING THAT'S NICE AT

HER AGE BECAUSE, I MEAN, SHE'S

ONLY 8.

BUT THAT'S THE PERFECT AGE

FOR A DESIGNER PURSE.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS IT?

YES.

I DEFINITELY DO NOT REMEMBER

THIS PLACE.

KAYLA, HOW COULD YOU?

YOU WERE JUST A BABY LAST TIME

WE VISITED.

WOW.

WOW. THIS IS AMAZING.

PLACE IS HUGE.

HE SURE HAD AN INTERESTING

TASTE IN FURNITURE, I MUST SAY.

NO ONE TOLD ME HE WAS RICH.

WHAT GOOD IS THERE IN EVEN

SELLING IT?

WELL, WE CAN ALWAYS LEAVE IT

FOR THE REST OF THE FAMILY.

NO ONE'S GONNA COME ALL THE

WAY OUT HERE TO THE STICKS.

JAMIE MIGHT.

YEAH, HE'S KIND OF WEIRD.

NICE.

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT WAS WEIRD.

SOMEONE'S DEFINITELY HERE,

AND THEY'RE UPSTAIRS.

WHO COULD IT BE?

YOU MUST BE ARLO'S FRIENDS.

OH. HI.

I'M COURTNEY AND THIS IS KAYLA.

WE'RE XAVIER'S DAUGHTERS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I REMEMBER YOU.

I CHANGED YOUR DIAPER ONCE OR

TWICE.

I'M YOUR AUNT... AUNT MAY.

OH.

IT'S AUNT MAY. HI.

WELL, IT'S NICE TO FINALLY

MEET YOU.

MY, KAYLA, ALL GROWN UP.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU

WERE AN INFANT.

SO I ASSUME YOU ARE HERE FOR THE

SAME REASON I AM.

YEAH.

ATTEMPTING THE DAUNTING TASK

OF WEEDING THROUGH MY POOR

BROTHER'S STUFF.

YEAH, WE WERE HOPING TO GET

SOME STUFF FOR OUR DAD, SOME

THINGS HE THINKS ARE IMPORTANT.

OH, PLEASE, TAKE WHATEVER

YOU LIKE.

ALL I WANT FOR MYSELF HERE IS

RIGHT HERE IN THIS SHOE BOX.

WELL, DON'T LET ME TALK YOUR

EARS OFF.

MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.

THERE'S PLENTY OF GUEST ROOMS TO

CHOOSE FROM AND LOTS OF GOODIES

TO SORT THROUGH.

THAT ARLO, HE WAS SUCH A PACK

RAT.

ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

TAKE CARE.

WHAT THE HELL, KAYLA?

DAD SAID WE'D HAVE THE HOUSE ALL

TO OURSELVES.

NOW WE HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH

SOME LONG-LOST AUNT.

COURTNEY, DON'T BE SELFISH.

FOR ALL WE KNOW, THEY COULD HAVE

BEEN REALLY CLOSE.

AND I DON'T KNOW.

SHE SEEMS KIND OF COOL.

WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW HER.

ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT THIS

IS OUR VACATION?

AND HOW AM I GONNA GET HIGH IF

SHE'S AROUND?

PHONE'S FOR YOU.

HELLO?

HEY, IT'S KAYLA.

HEY.

JUST GOT SETTLED IN HERE.

HOW IS IT?

IT'S BORING.

YOU SHOULD'VE COME.

HOW'S YOUR ROOM?

THIS ONE'S GIRLISH, BUT THE

OTHER ONES ARE TOTALLY GOTHIC.

SO, I BOUGHT HAILEY THE CUTEST

DESIGNER PURSE.

REALLY?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF

VIRGIN LEATHERS?

UM, YEAH.

YOU GOT A KNOCKOFF, THEN.

NO, IT'S A REAL ONE.

WELL, IT BETTER BE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE $4,000, AT

LEAST.

WELL, THE ONE I GOT WAS LIKE

400 BUCKS.

IT WAS FROM THE MAIN STORE OR

WHATEVER.

THAT'S AWESOME.

I MEAN, ALL THE IT GIRLS HAVE

VIRGIN LEATHERS... BRITNEY,

CHRISTINA...

YEAH, AND SHE ALSO GAVE ME A

FREE PASS FOR A TAN IN THE SAME

SHOPPING CENTER.

GREAT. NOW YOU'LL MAKE ME

LOOK EVEN MORE PALE.

HEY. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET

ME ONE?

YOU STILL OWE ME FOR WHEN MY

PARENTS PAID FOR THAT CRUISE.

I DON'T KNOW.

I REALLY CAN'T JUST KEEP

CHARGING STUFF ON THIS CARD.

JUST MAX SOMETHING OUT

ALREADY.

WHO CARES?

BESIDES, THAT'S WAY BELOW FACE

VALUE.

SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE?

IT'S A SMALL ONE WITH...

IT'S KIND OF RETRO-LOOKING, AND

THERE'S A SMALL ROSE ON IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET ME CALL YOU BACK.

I'M GONNA LOOK FOR IT.

LOVE YOU, BITCH.

COURTNEY.

WHAT?

HAVE YOU SEEN HAILEY'S PURSE?

NO.

I THOUGHT I BROUGHT IT IN.

I JUST... I CAN'T FIND IT

ANYWHERE.

PROBABLY LEFT IT IN THE CAR.

PROBABLY.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GO OUT AND

CHECK FOR ME?

KAYLA, PLEASE.

I'M ALREADY PISSED THERE'S NO

DIAL-UP.

IT'S JUST, LIKE, IT'S DARK

OUTSIDE, AND...

I THINK THE CAR IS LOCKED.

AND YOU HAVE THE KEYS.

NO, IT'S UNLOCKED.

UGH! FINE.

YEAH.

I SAID YEAH.

COURTNEY.

OH, HEY.

I WASN'T SURE IF YOU'D EATEN,

SO I MADE YOU A SPECIAL

CASSEROLE.

MMM. IT'S GOOD.

I'M SO GLAD YOU ENJOY IT.

IT IS SO SPECIAL.

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT?

I FOUND IT IN THE FREEZER, SO

THAT MEANS IT WAS THE LAST MEAL

ARLO PREPARED BEFORE HE DIED.

UNCLE ARLO WAS COOKING FOR

HIMSELF?

I THOUGHT HE WAS BEDRIDDEN.

BEDRIDDEN?

COURTNEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

UNCLE ARLO WAS...

HEY, IT WASN'T IN THE CAR.

OH. SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING.

OH, PLEASE, SIT.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

I MIGHT AS WELL SET THE RECORD

STRAIGHT FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.

SOME OF THE FAMILY ACCEPTS THE

FACT THAT UNCLE ARLO WENT

NATURALLY.

IT'S EASIER ON THE SPIRIT.

BUT THAT'S JUST NOT THE CASE.

THE TRUTH IS, ARLO WENT MISSING

AND WAS MOST LIKELY MURDERED.

WHAT?

WAIT. MURDERED?

THERE WASN'T ANY PROOF, SO WE

JUST AGREED THAT IT WAS BEST FOR

THE REST OF THE FAMILY NOT TO

DISCERN ANY DETAILS.

I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED?

DOES OUR DAD KNOW?

I'M SURE HE WAS TOLD THE

EASIER VERSION.

I HAVE TO CALL HIM.

NO NEED, NO NEED.

I THINK IT'S BEST FOR HIM IF WE

JUST KEEP IT ON THE HUSH-HUSH.

FOR NOW. OKAY?

WHAT?

I JUST THOUGHT I COULD SHARE.

IT'S WHAT MY MEDICATION TENDS TO

MAKE ME DO.

PROMISE YOU WON'T DISCOURAGE

HIM.

LET'S BE GROWN UP ABOUT THIS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOUR

FATHER EVERYTHING.

I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT

HAPPENED?

I'M NOT ONE TO SAY.

HE JUST WENT MISSING AFTER

GETTING A SECOND JOB AT THE

BLACK STALLION.

IS ANYONE DOING ANYTHING?

ARE THEY LOOKING FOR HIM?

I KNOW, I KNOW.

IT'S A REAL SHOCK FOR ALL OF US.

I'M SO SORRY FOR GETTING YOU

GUYS WORKED UP.

I HOPE IT WON'T KEEP YOU FROM

SLEEPING.

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN THE HALL IF

YOU NEED ANYTHING, OKAY?

NIGHT-NIGHT.

OKAY. NOW I'M REALLY STARTING

TO FREAK OUT.

NOW YOU STILL WANT TO STAY?

I MEAN, DAD MUST HAVE KNOWN.

NO. I'M CALLING HIM.

HE WOULD'VE TOLD US.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT GONNA KEEP A SECRET

FROM DAD.

I'M JUST NOT.

WELL, WHAT IF HE'S BEEN

KEEPING IT A SECRET FROM US?

I THINK THAT IT'S TIME TO

SMOKE ONE.

YOU IN ON THIS?

NO, I'M GOOD.

I DON'T LIKE YOUR STUFF.

I GOT MY OWN.

SUIT YOURSELF.

OH! WELL, GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

CARROT JUICE?

UM...

NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I HEARD THAT MAKES YOUR SKIN

ORANGE.

TRUE.

WHY YOU WORRIED ABOUT SKIN AT

YOUR AGE?

THAT FAKE TANNER WILL MAKE IT

TWICE AS ORANGE.

I DON'T USE THAT.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU'RE NATURALLY DARK.

WELL, I STILL LIKE TO

MAINTAIN AN EVEN TONE.

I'M ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT

GOING TO THE TANNING SALON

TODAY. MAYBE.

WHAT FUN!

WELL, YOU WON'T FIND ANY FOOD IN

THIS HOUSE, THAT'S FOR SURE.

I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR

SOMETHING FOR THIS HEADACHE.

OH, YOU POOR THING.

LOOK IN MY PURSE.

I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT IT.

THAT'S...

SORRY IT'S GENERIC.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

OF COURSE.

ANYTIME, SWEETIE.

COURTNEY!

COURTNEY, WAKE UP.

AUNT MAY TOOK MY PURSE.

SHE TOTALLY TOOK IT AND MOVED

ALL HER CRAP INTO IT.

HAILEY'S PURSE?

YES.

ARE YOU LISTENING TO A THING I'M

SAYING?

I MEAN... OH, MY GOSH.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M SLEEPY.

SHOULD I SAY SOMETHING?

I DON'T CARE.

WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

"UH, THAT'S MY PURSE YOU'RE

USING"?

YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'D

EXPECT YOU TO SAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK BEHIND MY

BACK, YOU KNOW.

WE'RE ALL FAMILY.

LAST NIGHT, I OPENED UP TO YOU

TWO AND WAS HONEST ABOUT ARLO.

I'M JUST CONFUSED.

I SAW THE PURSE LYING THERE,

ASSUMED IT WAS ONE OF ARLO'S

THINGS, THOUGHT IT WAS UP FOR

GRABS, SO I CLAIMED IT.

MY MISTAKE.

WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT I GOT

THAT FOR MY LITTLE SISTER.

YOU BOUGHT IT HERE, IN

WICKENHAVEN?

YEAH.

WELL, I'LL GO CLEAN IT OUT

FOR YOU, AND IF MY MAKEUP HAS

STAINED IT, I'LL GET YOU A NEW

ONE.

WELL, IT WAS EXPENSIVE.

SO SORRY FOR THE

MISUNDERSTANDING.

I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO SHOW ME

WHERE THE STORE WAS.

I'D LIKE TO HAVE ONE FOR MYSELF

TO BRING HOME.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING HOME?

THURSDAY, MOST LIKELY, BUT I

WAS HOPING WE COULD ALL SPEND

SOME FAMILY TIME TOGETHER.

WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'LL HAVE

ANOTHER CHANCE TO DO SO?

WELL, THAT LITTLE SHOPPING

CENTER SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY

PLACE TO GO.

OH, YES.

WEREN'T YOU TRYING TO GO

TANNING?

YEAH, AND I GUESS I CAN TAKE

YOU NEXT DOOR.

THAT'S WHERE THE SHOP IS.

PERFECT.

I CAN PICK ONE OUT FOR MYSELF,

JUST AS CUTE, WHILE YOU GET A

NICE, LONG TAN.

A DATE WITH MY NIECE... WHAT

FUN.

HELLO?

TANNING.

YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T TAN ENOUGH,

SO I CAME BACK, AND I'M DOING

TWICE THE MAX THIS TIME.

YEAH, HE TOLD ME HE CHANGED

THE BULBS, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE

HIM, SO I'M USING A DIFFERENT

BED.

I ALSO BOUGHT BRONZER.

'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT

SAMPLE LAST TIME BROKE ME OUT.

I PROBABLY JUST CAN'T USE

TINGLERS.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET ME FINISH

UP HERE, AND IF I HAVE TIME,

THEN I'LL STOP BY.

OKAY, BYE.

AAH!

WELL, HELLO. WELCOME.

HI.

YOU'VE COME TO DO AWAY WITH

THAT PALE SKIN?

UM, I ACTUALLY HAVE A FREE

PASS, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D

JUST GIVE IT A TRY.

FIRST TIME?

YEAH.

SAVE IT FOR NEXT TIME.

FIRST TAN'S FREE.

WELL, THANK YOU.

JUST, UH, SIGN THE

HIGHLIGHTED AREAS.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU NEED ANY LOTIONS OR

EYEWEAR, MISS, UH...

NUNEZ?

I'M SET, THANKS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU HAVE MINUTES LEFT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE NAME'S ALREADY IN THE

SYSTEM.

ARLO NUNEZ?

YES, AND HIS UNLIMITED

PACKAGE DOESN'T RUN OUT UNTIL

THE END OF THE MONTH.

WELL, HE'S NOT AROUND

ANYMORE, SO...

WELL, UH...

SINCE YOU'RE RELATED TO HIM AND

I'M SUCH A NICE GUY, I'LL LET

YOU USE HIS PLAN.

WELL, THANK YOU.

ROOM 6.

IT'S MY BEST BED.

THANKS.

K- A-Y-L-A.

KAYLA.

KAYLA.

KAYLA.

KAYLA.

OH, PRECIOUS...

TIGHT...

LITTLE.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.

KAYLA...

I'M WATCHING YOU.

UGH.

OH.

WAS 15 MINUTES LONG ENOUGH?

ALMOST TOO LONG.

THAT BED GETS REALLY HOT.

JUST THINK OF IT AS YOUR

PRIVATE OASIS.

WOW. OKAY. UH...

WELL, THANK YOU.

ARE YOU COMING BACK TOMORROW?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT MIGHT BE TOO SOON.

I'D LIKE TO SPACE IT OUT,

MAYBE SEE HOW MY SKIN FEELS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR SKIN WILL

TURN TO LEATHER?

THANK YOU.

HELLO?

COURTNEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE

GONNA CALL ONCE YOU ARRIVED.

YEAH, SORRY.

YEAH, WE'RE FINE.

HOW'S THE SLEEPING

ARRANGEMENTS?

GOOD. THIS HOUSE IS HUGE.

I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS THIS RICH.

WELL, COURTNEY, "WEALTHY" IS

THE PROPER TERM.

DID YOU FIND MY PRIZED CLUBS?

NOT YET.

THERE'S LIKE A MILLION PILES OF

CRAP TO GO THROUGH.

WELL, HE PROBABLY KEPT

EVERYTHING I LOANED HIM.

WHAT ABOUT MY APRON AND MATCHING

OVEN-MITT SET?

I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

YOU FIND ANYTHING YOURSELF

WORTH KEEPING?

NOT REALLY.

STILL LOOKING, THOUGH.

MM. HOW'S KAYLA?

IS SHE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU?

NO. SHE'S OUT SHOPPING WITH

AUNT MAY.

AUNT MAY?

YEP.

SHE WAS HERE WHEN WE GOT HERE

LAST NIGHT, UNFORTUNATELY.

WHAT?

MAY?

MAY... MAY...

I THINK SHE PROBABLY PICKED

EVERYTHING GOOD HERSELF.

COURTNEY...

I KNOW. IT SUCKS, BECAUSE

SOMEBODY CAN'T GET THE WHOLE

ENTIRE HOUSE TO OURSELVES.

WHY DO YOU THINK WE CAME ALL THE

WAY OUT HERE?

FIRST DIBS... WHAT HAPPENED TO

THAT?

YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUNT MAY.

ARE YOU SURE?

GRANDPA COULD'VE HAD A FLING.

I'M CERTAIN.

YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK I'M COMING HOME.

YOU CAN DIG THROUGH YOUR

BROTHER'S GAY TOYS ALL NIGHT

LONG IF YOU WANT TO YOURSELF.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

ATTITUDE.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WHAT

REALLY HAPPENED TO HIM?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS CRAZY LADY SAID THAT HE

WENT MISSING AND HE WAS PROBABLY

MURDERED.

WHAT?

I WANT YOU AND KAYLA TO STAY PUT

AND MAKE SURE THIS AUNT MAY

CHARACTER DOESN'T LEAVE.

I'M COMING OUT THERE TONIGHT TO

GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

WHAT ABOUT HAILEY?

HAILEY WILL HAVE TO COME.

FINE.

I MEAN, SHE PROBABLY IS REALLY

JUST CRAZY, JUST LIKE MOM.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S ENOUGH VENTING ABOUT MOM.

EVERY TIME YOU GET INTO ONE OF

YOUR MOODS...

ENJOY THE LONG-ASS DRIVE.

GOODBYE, COURTNEY.

I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF

HOURS.

BYE.

EXACTLY.

I HAD SO MUCH FUN.

HI, COURTNEY!

HEY.

WE HAD A LOVELY TIME.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

ALL RIGHT.

AUNT MAY GOT THE CUTEST

LITTLE PURSE.

I'M KIND OF HOPING SHE'LL TRADE

ME FOR THE ONE I GOT HAILEY.

OH, WE'LL SEE.

WHAT LITTLE NEAT THINGS YOU

FIND?

OH, NOTHING.

THERE'S NOT MUCH HERE WORTH

KEEPING.

OH, COURTNEY, YOU MUST BE

HUNGRY.

I'LL HAVE MY FAMOUS PUMPKIN PIE

READY IN 40 MINUTES.

MMM.

I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

WHAT?

COME ON.

I'M COMING.

JUST GET IN THE ROOM.

WHAT?

KAYLA...

WHOA.

...I TALKED TO DAD.

WE HAVE NO AUNT MAYs IN THE

FAMILY.

HE'S SO CLUELESS.

NO, NO, SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE

HELL THIS BITCH IS, BUT SHE'S

NOT ANY... SHE'S NOT OUR AUNT.

SHE'S NOT AN AUNT OF OURS AT

ALL... AT ALL.

WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE

SUPPOSED TO DO?

DAD'S COMING DOWN HERE.

RIGHT NOW?

YEAH, HE'S DRIVING DOWN RIGHT

NOW.

OH, GOSH.

WHAT IS THAT?

FOUND IT... ALL THIS STUFF.

WHAT?

YEAH, TONS OF IT.

OH, GROSS.

I GUESS THAT PROVES HE WAS GAY

AND PROBABLY DID WORK AT A GAY

BAR.

THE BLACK STALLION.

I FOUND PAY STUBS IN THE DRAWER.

I GUESS THAT PROVES AUNT MAY

DOES KNOW MORE THAN WE DO.

STOP CALLING HER AUNT MAY.

JUST "MAY" OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW.

DAD WILL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT WHEN

HE GETS HERE.

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA

SMOKE IN HERE, BY THE WAY.

CAN YOU SMELL IT?

DUDE.

COURTNEY, KAYLA.

WHAT?

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THANK YOU.

WELL, DO YOU BOTH LIKE

GREEN-BEAN CASSEROLE?

NO. WE'RE FINE, THANKS.

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, THERE WILL

BE A PLACE SET FOR BOTH OF YOU

AT THE DINING-ROOM TABLE IF

EITHER OF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

HELLO?

HELLO?

COME ON, SWEETIE.

SEE IF ANYONE'S HOME.

CAN I HELP YOU?

THAT'S THE SAME QUESTION I

WAS GONNA ASK YOU.

OH. YOU MUST BE AUNT MAY.

WHO'S ASKING?

XAVIER NUNEZ.

THIS IS MY BROTHER'S HOUSE.

OH, YOU'RE XAVIER.

WISH WE MET SOONER.

GUESS YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO

ANY OF THOSE FAMILY REUNIONS.

WHAT FAMILY REUNIONS?

MAYBE YOU WEREN'T INVITED,

AND I CAN SEE WHY.

IT'S FUNNY HOW NO ONE EVER

TOLD ME ABOUT YOU.

YOUR FATHER LEFT MY MOTHER

FOR YOUR MOTHER.

WHAT?!

YEAH, YOU TRY AND EXPLAIN THAT.

COURTNEY, KAYLA.

HAILEY!

KAYLA!

LONG DRIVE, EH?

YEAH, IT WAS.

TAKE HER UPSTAIRS, WILL YOU?

OKAY. COME ON, LET'S GO.

SEE YOU, HAILEY.

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO

TAKE OVER MY BROTHER'S HOUSE?

WELL, ASIDE FROM THE FACT

THAT I'M HIS HALF-SISTER, I WAS

HIS CLOSEST FRIEND.

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE EVER

MENTION YOU?

HE WAS AFRAID TO CALL YOU.

HE CALLED.

HE SAID HE COULDN'T OPEN UP

TO YOU.

YOU SHUNNED HIM FOR HIS SAME-SEX

ATTRACTION.

I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW HIS

BUSINESS.

YEAH, I PICTURED YOU AS A

SELFISH BROTHER.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN HERE TO WATCH

HIM DIE.

YEAH. AND YOU WERE?

WHO DO YOU THINK FED HIM AND

CARED FOR HIM IN HIS FINAL DAYS?

I WAS ALL HE HAD.

YOU TOLD COURTNEY AND KAYLA

THAT ARLO WAS MURDERED?

OH, PLEASE.

THAT'S ABSURD.

I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT CARING AND

WELCOMING.

I'VE... I'VE EVEN FED THEM.

DID YOU WANT THEM TO SHOW UP TO

A COLD, DARK HOUSE?

HOW CRUEL?

WHY ARE YOU TELLING MY KIDS

LIES?

AND WHAT ALL HAVE YOU TAKEN FROM

HERE?

SOME PEOPLE CARE MORE ABOUT

OUR BROTHER'S MATERIAL THINGS.

SHE KEPT A SHOE BOX.

SHE KEPT A SHOE BOX AND ALL OF

HIS FAVORITE THINGS.

SHE SAID IT WAS ALL SHE WANTED

TO KEEP.

WHERE'S THE SHOE BOX?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHERE'S THE SHOE BOX?

I KNOW WHERE IT IS. COME ON.

COURTNEY, SHOW ME WHERE

IT IS.

COME ON, DAD.

I'LL SHOW YOU.

READY FOR THIS?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

JUST WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

MATCHBOOKS.

AND HUNDREDS OF THEM FROM

EVERY STATE.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED MOST?

ARLO HAS BEEN COLLECTING THEM

SINCE HE WAS A CHILD.

I THOUGHT I WOULD PRESERVE THEM.

IT WAS HIS ONLY HOBBY.

YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

EVERY TIME DAD WOULD BUY

CIGARETTES, HE'D PICK UP AN

EXTRA SET FOR ARLO'S COLLECTION.

WELL, A CIGARETTE SOUNDS

WONDERFUL RIGHT NOW.

SO, ARE WE DONE WITH THESE RUDE

FIRST IMPRESSIONS?

YES.

GUESS SO.

I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

CONFUSION FOR ONE NIGHT.

DON'T YOU THINK SO, COURTNEY?

YEAH, WHATEVER.

OKAY.

I THINK YOU OWE AUNT MAY AN

APOLOGY.

NO, I'M GOOD.

EXCUSE ME.

IT'S OKAY.

SHE'S GOING THROUGH A PHASE.

BUT I'M GONNA GO HAVE THAT

CIGARETTE.

TANISTRY.

DALE, YOU'RE GONNA HATE THIS.

WHAT IS IT, MAY?

THEIR FATHER'S HERE.

THEY MUST HAVE TALKED ABOUT ME.

WELL, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?

I STUCK TO MY GUNS, AND HE

ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT.

I DOUBT THAT.

NO, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME.

I REALLY WON HIM OVER.

IT WAS PATHETIC.

YEAH, YOU ALWAYS WERE THE

LITTLE ACTOR OF THE FAMILY.

THE ONE GIRL HASN'T BEEN A

PROBLEM.

IT'S THAT BRAT, COURTNEY,

GETTING HER FATHER ALL HEATED.

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THIS

GENEROUS.

WE WAITED TOO LONG.

WELL, HOW OLD'S THIS ONE?

EARLY 20s, ATHLETIC, MINIMAL

FRECKLES.

SHE SOUNDS PRIME.

I COULD USE THE RESOURCES.

YOU SHOULD TURN HER INSIDE

OUT FROM HER ASSHOLE.

I'LL BE AT THE STABLE IN AN

HOUR.

NO.

WAIT TILL EVERYONE'S ASLEEP.

WELL, YOU CAN'T PICK THEM ALL

UP.

THEN WE'LL JUST WORRY ABOUT

COURTNEY TONIGHT.

I'LL CALL YOU WHEN SHE'S READY.

SO YOU DON'T MIND DOING HER?

NO.

IT'LL BE A PLEASURE.

KAYLA, IT'S DAD.

HEY, DAD.

HEY, GIRLS.

HI, DADDY.

HEY. THANKS FOR WATCHING HER.

YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW.

YOU KIDS JUST LET YOUR

IMAGINATION RUN AWAY FROM YOU.

WE SHOULD ALL BE THANKFUL FOR

THE LONG-LOST FAMILY MEMBER.

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

IT'S JUST, LIKE...

IT'S SO RANDOM, YOU KNOW?

I KNOW.

IT'S ALL SO SUDDEN... MOM

LEAVING, UNCLE ARLO GETTING ILL

AND PASSING.

YEAH.

I'M SO SORRY.

I MEAN, THIS MUST BE THE HARDEST

ON YOU.

THANKS, KAYLA.

I'M GONNA BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR

GETTING READY FOR BED.

YOU GET HUNGRY, YOU GOT SOME

CRACKERS IN YOUR KNAPSACK, OKAY?

AND DON'T LET HER STAY UP ALL

NIGHT.

SHE'LL BE FINE.

THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM ON THIS

BED.

OKAY. THANKS, KAYLA.

I'M RIGHT NEXT DOOR IF YOU NEED

ANYTHING, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

LOVE YOU, DAD.

GOOD NIGHT.

LOVE YOU, GIRLS. BYE.

YOU KNOW, COURTNEY'S PRETTY

UPSET.

I'D JUST LET HER BE.

SHE'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER A NIGHT

OF UNDISTURBED SLEEP.

YEAH, SHE'S JUST BEING HER

USUAL SELF.

GRUMPY?

REALLY?

SO, IS AUNT MAY GONNA BE

STAYING?

HAD A GOOD LONG TALK WITH

HER.

SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S BEEN

CARING FOR UNCLE ARLO, AND FOR

THAT, I'M GRATEFUL.

SHE'LL BE STAYING OUT OF OUR

HAIR.

ALL RIGHT.

I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO, LIKE,

BOTHER ME.

KAYLA, THERE'S A LOT OF

PEOPLE LIKE THAT ALL THROUGH

LIFE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO NOT LET THEM

GET UNDER YOUR SKIN SO EASILY.

NIGHT, GIRLS.

NIGHT, DADDY.

PERFECT SKIN.

YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BEST

COMMISSION.

WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, I JUST... I GOT A STRANGE

FEELING.

MAYBE IT WAS JUST A

NIGHTMARE.

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE.

MORNING, SWEETIE.

HEY, DAD.

HAILEY NOT UP YET?

NO, SHE'S STILL SLEEPING.

OH, OKAY.

SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO DO

SOME GROCERY SHOPPING AROUND

HERE IF WE ARE GONNA STAY HERE

ANY LONGER.

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO

STAY AROUND.

I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS THAT I

THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE GLAD TO

HEAR.

WHAT?

AUNT MAY'S GONE.

OH, YEAH?

LUGGAGE AND ALL.

MUST HAVE LEFT THIS MORNING.

WE MUST HAVE REALLY MADE HER

FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THEN.

I KNOW.

I WAS WONDERING.

MAYBE WE WERE A BIT TOO FORWARD.

I THINK COURTNEY WAS THE

HARSH ONE.

DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S GONE YET?

NO, COURTNEY'S STILL

SLEEPING, TOO.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, CAN I TELL

HER?

YEAH. AND YOU CAN ALSO TELL

HER THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR DRAMA.

WANT A PLEASANT REST OF THE

WEEKEND WHILE I SORT THIS PLACE

OUT.

ALL RIGHTY.

WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA GO GET

DRESSED AND THEN PROBABLY GET

SOME FOOD.

ALL RIGHT. HERE.

OH.

PICK UP SOME GROCERIES.

YOU KNOW WHAT COURTNEY LIKES.

YEAH.

OH.

THIS IS WHAT I GOT HAILEY.

NICE.

ON MY CREDIT CARD?

MAYBE.

BYE, SWEETIE.

BYE.

WELL, HELLO.

YOU'RE BACK SO SOON.

YEAH, I THINK MY SKIN CAN

HANDLE IT.

WE'LL SEE.

SO YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THE BED YOU

USED LAST TIME?

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

JUST MAYBE NOT AS LONG THIS

TIME.

ALL RIGHT.

IT'S READY WHEN YOU ARE.

THANK YOU.

THIS LOTION JUST CAME IN...

NAVAJO MIST.

IT'S EXPENSIVE, BUT I THINK

YOU'LL LIKE IT.

I'LL LET YOU GIVE IT A TRY.

THANK YOU.

JUST LATHER ON A GOOD AMOUNT

BEFORE STARTING.

OKAY.

LOOKS LIKE MY SHOW'S ABOUT

READY TO BEGIN.

SHE'S BACK.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO

HAVE A WIFE LIKE ME WHO PUTS UP

WITH THIS.

SHUT UP.

SHE'S RUBBING ON THE

GLUTARALDEHYDE.

COURTNEY, YOU ALIVE?

I FOUND A RECORD FROM ARLO'S

BAND IN THE '80s.

PRETTY NEAT.

ARLO NUNEZ, BASS GUITAR.

COME ON, COURTNEY.

ENOUGH BEAUTY SLEEP.

DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS?

WELL, IT'S OUR LUCKY DAY.

NO MESS.

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST ALL EAT THE

CANDY?

YEAH, YOU ACT LIKE IT'S YOUR

IDEA.

COULDN'T BE ANY EASIER.

THEY JUST WALTZ RIGHT INTO THE

WEB.

IT'S TEMPTING.

I HAVE JUST HAD THE MOST

WONDERFUL IDEA.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT.

LATER.

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE STORE.

THE GIRL'S SAID AND DONE

WITH.

ALREADY?

DALE'S TAKING HER OUT TO THE

STABLE BEFORE SHE STARTS TO

YELLOW.

AND YOU'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO

THE HOUSE AND TAKE CARE OF THE

FATHER.

AND HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE I DO

THAT?

YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT BEFORE HE

GETS CONCERNED.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

COULD'VE DONE IT LAST NIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT HIM PUTTING UP A FIGHT.

MIGHT BREAK A NAIL.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

JUST SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM.

YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT KIND OF

STUFF.

NOW, I'VE GOT TO CLOSE UP HERE

AND GET BACK OVER TO THE SALON.

WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE GIRL?

OH, YEAH.

HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT TO

DO ABOUT THAT?

WELL, WHAT'S THERE TO FIGURE

OUT?

SKIN HER.

AARON!

STRAIGHTEN HER OUT.

WHAT'S MICHELLE DOING HERE?

SHE'S BARELY PLIABLE.

LET'S TAKE HER BACK.

CAREFUL.

CAREFUL.

OKAY.

AHH.

MORGAN.

YOU'RE FINISHED.

MMM.

AMBER.

SWEETHEART.

BRING HER ON DOWN FOR A DIP

LATER.

WHEN SHE'S DRY.

I SEE YOU'VE BEEN PRODUCTIVE.

T- T-TH...

THANK YOU, POP.

HAVEN'T SLEPT.

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.

YOU TOLD ME.

YES, AARON.

WE MUST STRIP THEM IMMEDIATELY

AND GET THEIR HIDES INTO THE

FORMALDEHYDE BEFORE IT'S TOO

LATE.

T- T-THEY NOT ALL BE READY THE

SAME.

AH.

YOU'RE MATURING.

THANK YOU.

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO PAY

ATTENTION, ALWAYS.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER LIKE

THAT?!

I DON'T KNOW!

THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOUR

MOTHER.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO HESITATE

PREPPING THE NEW ONE.

THEN YOU FINISH OFF MICHELLE

HERE.

SHE HAS NICE SKIN.

GOOD SKIN.

G- G-GOOD SKIN TODAY.

YOU MAKE BIG CUTS!

WE HAVE ENOUGH POCKETBOOKS.

THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH OF HER.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

YOU CAN GET AT LEAST TWO BAGS

OUT OF HER!

YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, UH...

THERE'S NO HAIR YOU HAVE TO

SHAVE OFF OF HER.

GO MOP THE FLOOR.

I GOT WORK I GOT TO DO.

FINALLY.

MY PRIZED CLUB.

MAY, YOU'RE BACK.

COME IN, COME IN.

I DON'T WANT TO LET THE

MOTHS IN.

THERE'S SOMETHING I FORGOT TO

TAKE CARE OF.

WE TURNED YOUR BROTHER INTO A

PURSE.

HUH?

I DON'T GET IT.

WELL, HE WAS OUR BEST

CUSTOMER.

HE HAD THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS

CUSTOM ORDERS... THONGS, WHIPS,

JOCKSTRAPS... YOU NAME IT.

SO, NATURALLY, WE ONLY THOUGHT,

AFTER TIME, WE FELT HE WAS MEANT

TO CONTINUE THE CYCLE.

HE HELPED MAKE UP THE BARGAIN

BIN.

MAY, YOU'RE UNWELL.

AND IT WAS JUST SUCH A

COINCIDENCE WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER

CAME IN AND BOUGHT THE BAG HE

WAS MADE FROM.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS, IN A WAY, THAT

BRINGS THEM BACK TOGETHER,

DOESN'T IT?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

BOY, DID HE LOVE LEATHER.

UNH!

FINALLY, YOU CAN CARRY WHAT

THE STARS DO.

AND WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT

THIS SPECIFIC BAG IS IT'S REALLY

SIMPLE, VERY POSH, AND IT STANDS

OUT FROM YOUR OTHER HANDBAGS.

IT IS THE BAG FOR ALL

SEASONS.

WITH ITS NEUTRAL BEIGE AND NUDE

TONES, IT'S THE NEW ADDITION TO

YOUR ACCESSORY COLLECTION.

GREAT FOR A SPECIAL NIGHT

OUT, GOOD FOR AN EVERYDAY GO-TO

BAG, AND BECAUSE ITS DESIGN IS

SO LIMITED...

YES, ONLY FIVE LEFT.

MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT FOR

YOURSELF OR SOMEONE SPECIAL.

FOR JUST FIVE EASY PAYMENTS

OF $999.99.

WHAT A STEAL.

AND FOR ALL THESE LUCKY CALLERS,

THEY'LL ALSO RECEIVE JOAN'S

PATENTED LEATHER OINTMENT CREAM

TO KEEP YOUR PURSE LOOKING

RADIANT FOR YEARS TO COME.

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.

NOW LET ME SHOW YOU A PAIR OF

DIAMOND EARRINGS THAT ARE, UM...

OH, SORRY.

JUST SO HARD TO PART WITH.

HEY, HAILEY.

HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.

YOUR DAD ASKED ME TO BABYSIT.

THERE'S ANOTHER GIRL YOUR AGE I

WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

OKAY, I GUESS.

WHY YOU GIVING ME TROUBLE,

JOAN?!

DON'T START.

IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.

YEAH, FOR WHO?

FOR YOU?

DARLING...

PLEASE.

I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT TAKING

CARE OF BODIES!

SO WAS AARON!

THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE AROUND

HERE, AND YOU SURE AS HELL AIN'T

PULLING YOUR WEIGHT!

ME?

I'M THE ONE WHO RUNS BACK AND

FORTH BETWEEN BOTH STORES WHILE

YOU SIT HERE AND ALPHABETIZE

YOUR PERVERTED ARCHIVE OF VOYEUR

PORN!

DAMN IT! DON'T!

IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP AND

LISTEN, I CAN EXPLAIN MY

BRILLIANT PLAN TO YOU...

THE EPIPHANY THAT I HAD!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

TINY HANDS!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD AT

LEAST CONSIDER IT?

IT'S A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

HER NIMBLE FINGERS... I SAY WE

TEACHER HER HOW TO DO THE

STITCHING AND RAISE HER AS OUR

OWN!

NO.

AND DON'T TRY TO PERSUADE ME.

REBEKAH WAS A BREEZE, AND

IT'S TIME TO START MY

UNDERGROUND ASSEMBLY LINE.

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, WE'LL BE

PRODUCING TWICE THE BAGS IN HALF

THE TIME!

DALE, THAT'S ABSURD.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO JUST ALL

OF A SUDDEN RAISE ANOTHER CHILD.

AARON WAS A PILL.

AAH! OW!

STOP!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

UNH!

REBEKAH, I WANT YOU TO MEET

YOUR NEW PLAYMATE, HAILEY.

LOOK WHAT A GOOD JOB YOU'RE

DOING.

YOU'RE GONNA GET ANOTHER TREAT.

AND IF YOU'RE A VERY GOOD LITTLE

GIRL, I WON'T HAVE TO PUT YOU

BACK IN THE PLAYPEN, SO TEACH

HAILEY HOW TO SEW, OKAY?

COME ON, COME ON!

DIE! DIE ON ME!

DIE!

DIE, WILL YOU?!

REACH FOR YOUR PEPPER SPRAY!

REACH FOR IT!

GO ON, REACH!

HERE! I'LL HELP YOU!

I'LL HELP YOU REACH FOR IT!

HOW'S THIS?!

HOW'S THAT, HUH?!

HOW'S THAT?!

DIE!

D- I-I-I-I-I-IE!

OH.

OH.

THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE.

NOW YOU'LL REALLY BE AN OLD BAG.

YOU...

YOU KILLED HER?

OH, SHE EGGED ME ON!

AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU LIKED

HER.

SHE WAS MY ONLY SISTER!

THERE AIN'T NO ROOM FOR

EMOTION IN THIS GAME!

NOW YOU'RE SENIOR DESIGNER.

MEANS YOU'LL MAKE QUITE A BIT

MORE THAN 11%.

YOU EXPECT ME TO TURN JOAN...

INTO ONE OF THESE?

UH, SUPERVISE.

OKAY, LOOK... I'M WILLING TO

TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT.

YOU STARTED THIS COMPANY, SO WHY

SHOULD ANYONE ELSE'S OPINION

MATTER?

AND, YES...

I DID DESPISE HER.

EXACTLY!

SO, UH, YOU TOOK CARE OF THE

FATHER WITH NO TROUBLE?

YES.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY SOLUTION TO

TREAT HIM.

DAMN IT!

IF YOU HAD ANY CONSIDERATION AT

ALL, YOU'D KEEP A FEW EXTRA

QUARTS OF FORMALDEHYDE IN YOUR

TRUCK AT ALL TIMES!

AND IF YOU HAD ANY

CONSIDERATION, YOU'D DICE UP HER

FACE SO AARON WON'T HAVE TO KNOW

HE'S SKINNED HIS OWN MOTHER.

YES, HE'S... GOT A SENSITIVE

SIDE THAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO

RID HIM OF.

TAKE CARE OF THAT.

OH, POOR BABY.

UGH.

WHO IS THAT?

THIS IS MOLLY.

HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN DEAD?

UH, IT'S A DOLL THAT I PLAY

WITH.

WHERE'S MY DADDY?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHERE ARE WE?

THIS IS WHERE I HELP MOMMY

AND DADDY MAKE THE PURSES.

THIS IS MY OWN SEWING MACHINE,

BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO STITCH

IT WITH MY HANDS.

MOMMY AND DADDY SAYS THEIR HANDS

ARE TOO BIG TO DO STITCHING.

I WISH THEY'D LET ME KEEP THIS

PURSE ONCE IT'S DONE.

WHEN WILL IT BE DONE?

AS SOON AS DADDY BRINGS IN

MORE SKIN.

I'M TOO LITTLE TO TEAR IT OFF.

THAT'S MY BIG BROTHER'S JOB.

AND MY MOM AND AUNT MAY DESIGN

THE BAGS.

MY BIG SISTER GOT ME A PURSE.

IT'S PRETTY.

WHAT'S THE PLAYPEN?

IT'S THE HOLE IN THE WALL

WHERE THE SMELL'S COMING FROM.

I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR

THIS.

OH, YEAH!

SHOULD WE DO IT RIGHT HERE?

YES, YES! RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW! YEAH!

OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WAIT!

WHAT?! WHAT?!

CAN WE JUST GET RID OF HER

FIRST?

OH, COME ON!

NO. REALLY, IT'S KIND OF A

TURN-OFF.

COME ON!

OH, GET HER LEGS.

COME ON.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOSH.

WHAT HAPPENED, MADAM?

WHAT HAPPENED?

THERE'S MURDERERS!

MURDERERS?

WHAT? MURDERERS? WHERE?

CALL THE POLICE NOW.

CALM DOWN.

I'M GONNA HELP YOU.

YES, DON'T WORRY.

SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU.

CALM DOWN.

WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU.

I'M GONNA HELP YOU, BITCH.

HELP YOU!

GONNA HELP YOU.

SO, YOU PUT THIS RIGHT HERE,

AND YOU MOVE THIS THERE.

AND THEN THERE.

AND THEN IT GOES LIKE THAT.

WHAT THE HELL, GREG?

YOU MEAN SHE WAS JUST WANDERING

AROUND THE INTERSTATE?

LOOKS LIKE SHE'D BEEN THROUGH

HELL.

WELL, I THOUGHT SHE WAS

FINISHED.

SHE MUST HAVE WOKEN UP, AND MY

ANIMAL OF A SON LET HER GET

AWAY.

WELL, I'M GLAD THAT YOU DIDN'T

LET HER GET AWAY.

IT'S A GOOD THING THEY DIDN'T

FIND HER.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE

INVOLVED.

BUT I COULDN'T LET THE FATE OF

WICKENHAVEN'S ECONOMY CRUMBLE

BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID GIRL!

I'LL JUST PRETEND THAT YOU

DIDN'T DO ME THE FAVOR.

SO I GUESS I'LL GO BACK TO

ARLO'S HOUSE WITH REBEKAH AND

WRAP UP DADDY.

WE'LL JUST STAY THE NIGHT THERE

IN CASE SOME OTHER FAMILY

MEMBERS SHOW UP.

YEAH.

BYE.

YEAH.

IT'S BEEN SUCH A STRESSFUL

WEEK.

INVENTORY'S REALLY ADDING UP?

YEAH, IT JUST NEVER SEEMS TO

EXCEED THE DEMAND FOR OUR

PURSES.

JUST DON'T LET IT GET OUT OF

HAND.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN NOTICING

YOU GOT SOME CLOSE CALLS LATELY.

I FEAR IT'S GETTING TOO

MAINSTREAM.

I KNOW.

IT'S...

IT IS NOT EASY MAKING A LIVING

THAT ISN'T... HONEST.

WELL...

I'M NOT THE ONE TO SAY WHAT'S

HONEST OR NOT.

I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT... IF YOU

MADE THE TRANSITION OVER TO

NORMAL COW HIDE, DO YOU BELIEVE

THE CUSTOMERS ARE GONNA EVEN

NOTICE?

COME ON.

A FEW YEARS AGO, IT WAS JUST THE

BAGS BEHIND THE COUNTER.

THAT WAS SPECIAL.

BUT RIGHT NOW... RIGHT NOW...

IT'S THE WHOLE DANG STORE.

AND ALL THE PUBLICITY... MY

GOSH.

WELL, YOU REALLY SAVED THE

DAY, GREG.

HOW CAN WE EVER REPAY YOU?

WELL, UM...

IF YOU WANT TO RETURN THE FAVOR,

YOU KNOW, MY GIRLFRIEND'S

BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP NEXT MONTH,

AND I'M SURE SHE WOULD...

SAY NO MORE.

THANK YOU.

SHE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE.

I'LL EVEN MAKE IT FROM THE

GIRL YOU JUST BROUGHT IN.

UGH!

DON'T EVEN TELL ME WHERE IT CAME

FROM.

I HAVE TO GO.

SARA'S WAITING IN THE CAR.

HI, MR. RAT.

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

WHAT'RE YOU DOING THERE?

DO YOU MISS YOUR FAMILY, TOO?

WHAT'S MY NEW FAVORITE NIECE

UP TO, HMM?

OH, I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE SCARY

HAVING TO ADJUST SO SUDDENLY AT

SUCH A YOUNG AGE.

YOU SEE, I RESCUED YOU.

YOUR FAMILY DECIDED TO LEAVE YOU

HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO WORK

FOR US.

AND WE'LL LEARN TO LOVE YOU.

BUT IF YOU OBJECT...

THEN I'LL BE FORCED TO...

MAKE A WHIP, TAILORED FROM YOUR

SISTER'S SKIN, TO PUNISH YOU

EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR

MISERABLE, ISOLATED EXISTENCE.

AND YOU'LL BE PUT IN THE PLAYPEN

AGAIN AND AGAIN.

BUT IF YOU BEHAVE, THEN YOU GET

TO EAT AND HAVE TREATS AND LOTS

OF OTHER GREAT STUFF.

I ACTUALLY BROUGHT YOU

SOMETHING.

IT BELONGED TO MY SISTER.

GET EXCITED, KID.

IT'S 6 KARATS.

PEOPLE KILL FOR THIS STUFF.

HAILEY.

HAILEY.

KAYLA!

KAYLA!

HAILEY, I FOUND A WAY OUT.

JUST PULL THE LATCH AND JUST

FOLLOW ME.

I CAN'T! I CAN'T!

JUST PULL THE LATCH DOWN

THERE.

I GOT IT!

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

WH-WHERE'S...

WHERE'S KAYLA'S TAPE?

OH, IT'S IN THE VCR. KAYLA.