Original subtitles

Master, where should we head next?

Hair

Let's see... We bought the ingredients for the hot pot, right?

That just leaves toilet paper and shampoo...

Rumble

Rumble

Huh...

I guess you get one of these when you get popular.

Must be nice... Getting your own figure.

Let's contact the manufacturer.

Nah... You're not supposed to ask them to make one yourself.

Let's go.

Yes, sir!

Where should we go, Master?

What the heck is that?!

I loved reptiles so much that I turned into one.

I'm Tongue-Stretcher!

Run away!

I'm not letting any of you girls get away!

You're mine! Yummy!

Licky, licky, licky!

Jeez, that startled me!

Th-This vibe...

That face!

Rumble

H-He's no ordinary guy!

Man... I want to quit being a hero.

That guy's the strongest hero in the world!

It's King!

I knew I saw you somewhere! You're the legendary...

He'll stomp you in a single blow!

Can I have your autograph?

King! King!

King! King! King! King! King! King! King!

I-I-I'm terribly sorry for what I've done!

Three cheers for King!

You pervert!

You're the worst.

Take care of him, Mr. King!

How did it come to this?

King! King! King! King!

He's starting to have a seizure while he's groveling!

You're so awesome, King.

Did you show up because you sensed the monster, King?

No, I was about to go shopp—

Hey, you can't just talk to King like that.

Er, I don't really mind.

Could I just get a handshake?

I'm busy.

Would you mind leaving me alone?

W-We're terribly sorry!

Let's go! Let's go!

Video Game Shop Pazool

Thank you very much.

I was able to buy it.

Heartthrob Sisters 2

The first-press limited edition of Heartthrob Sisters 2.

I can never get enough of the excitement

I feel as I walk home after buying a new game.

I can't wait to get home and play.

Class S Rank 7

King

Master, I believe that gentleman is King after all.

Who?

He was one of the heroes at the Class S gathering.

The first sequel in three and a half years...

I'm feeling the hype!

The Hero's Return

Café

King.

That man somehow claims your place as the strongest man in the world.

Ah...

But what in the world is he doing here?

A-A monster!

A monster?

Master, we should hurry!

No, wait...

This might be a good opportunity to see King's true power.

Let's see how things go.

I am G4! A machine god that the organization created.

You're the Class S hero King, aren't you?

I will eliminate you.

Look! It's King! King's right over there!

You're aware that I'm King...

A Class S Rank 7 hero, and the strongest man on Earth?

I'm saying that I've come to kill you!

What the heck's that noise?

You've never heard of the King Engine?

It's the sound you hear once King's in combat mode!

It's said that there's been no monster that made it out alive after hearing that sound!

Listen well. This is also a test of my combat AI.

I need you to fight at full strength so I can gather data.

Is this thing a robot?

What the hell is this organization?

I have no idea what it's talking about.

All right, but let me go to the bathroom first.

I'll only be able to fight at about half-strength if I'm holding it in.

That won't give you accurate data, will it?

I shall wait here for ten minutes.

For every minute that you're late, I shall kill ten people.

Got it?

That monster seems pretty strong.

That thing is a robot... and quite powerful.

It's performance might be higher than mine.

I estimate that it's at least threat level Demon and will be quite troublesome.

I wonder how King will fight it.

Public Bathroom

It came to kill me?

How did things end up like this?!

I'm scared... I'm so scared!

I'm not strong!

I'm a 29-year-old unemployed otaku and antisocial loser!

What the hell is the "King Engine"?!

Rumble

Are they stupid?!

I'm just twice, no, dozens of times more cowardly than other people!

An evil monster just happened to appear in front of me once

and someone defeated it while I had my eyes closed.

That coincidentally happened over and over again!

That's all it is!

But then the Hero Association sent me a Class S certificate,

saying that I was the ultimate rookie.

I mean, it's also my fault because I didn't deny it,

but I never thought it'd come to this!

Aw, man... I want to quit being a hero so bad.

It's starting!

Think! Think about how to get through this!

I can't!

It's not like my name's gonna intimidate a robot!

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Someone's fighting it?

I'm saved!

What is that? A rocket punch?

Genos, want me to lend you a hand?

No.

In order for me to achieve your

assignment to me and rank in the top ten of Class S,

I need to be able to

defeat something like this on my own!

I see.

Well, see ya. Make sure you don't lose.

Emergency evacuation warning.

A robotic weapon is rampaging near Central Park in City M.

Residents of the area should immediately evacuate.

I somehow made it home safely, but...

That scary robot is probably going to haunt my dreams.

I'll just play some games and try to forget about it.

They put so much work into the openings of the Heartthrob Sisters series.

I can barely contain my excitement.

Input your name, Big Brother!

My name, huh?

It'd be too embarrassing to use my actual name.

I wonder what I should use.

Why not just use King?

Yeah, I'm not sure about using my hero name.

I mean, having someone call me "Big Brother King" is just...

Huh?

Um... What? Who the hell is this guy?

What are they doing here?

Your window was open.

We're on the 22nd floor.

C-Come on, man.

You can't just come in here uninvited!

Ahem.

D-Do you know that I'm a Class S hero?

Of course, I do. You're King, right?

Th-This guy is the Class B