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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.12,0:00:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.52,0:00:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep] Air Canada 622, turn left heading 175.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.84,0:00:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Final approach. LAX.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.66,0:00:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contact Chicago approach.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.26,0:00:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,4565, turn left maintaining Bravo contact.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.93,0:00:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.79,0:01:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will Eileen Johnson please pick up a courtesy phone? Your mother's on the line.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.93,0:01:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[PA announcer: The white zone is for loading and unloading vehicles only.]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.04,0:01:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TWA 838.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.96,0:01:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contact Salt Lake Center on 135.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.54,0:01:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TWA 838 contact Salt Lake Center.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.50,0:01:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mobile 428...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.50,0:01:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are cleared to land on runway 22Left.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.98,0:01:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Winds E 10 knots.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.04,0:01:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger Global 428. Winds at 10.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.14,0:01:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Look at the tits on that girl! Is that awesome?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.48,0:02:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a little busy right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.11,0:02:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.66,0:02:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, right, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.19,0:02:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what have you got? Runway 22 right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, we're 22 Left.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.60,0:02:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Left? Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.79,0:02:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute, right or left?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.79,0:02:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What..a..left, 22 left.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.05,0:02:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.65,0:02:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LA center Global. Are we cleared for runway 22 left or right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.70,0:02:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, you just scared the shit out of the passengers with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.05,0:02:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.85,0:02:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no shit my man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.24,0:02:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LA center this is Global Center. Are we cleared for 22 left or right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.65,0:02:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Global 428...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.65,0:02:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are 22 left.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.36,0:02:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger. I like 22 right better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.47,0:02:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks,...uh...smoother.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.55,0:03:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please wait until the aircraft has come to a complete stop at the terminal gate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.83,0:03:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the captain has turned off the Fasten Seat Belt sign to get up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.45,0:03:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said! Stay seated until we arrive at the terminal gate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.69,0:03:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody's listening to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.69,0:03:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's okay honey. I'm listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.00,0:03:43.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye. Thank you. Have a good evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.03,0:03:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye. Thank you for flying with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.35,0:03:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.98,0:03:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...you ladies coming over to my house after we log out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.03,0:03:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got some....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.04,0:03:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...barbecue.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.04,0:04:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be there. Behave yourselves girls. He's a wolf.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.49,0:04:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, he's so cute! Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.58,0:04:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kelly, are you really thinking about posing nude in Club magazine?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.38,0:04:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.97,0:04:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're doing a whole lay out on flight attendants.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.97,0:04:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus they pay a lot of money! Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.02,0:04:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is so amazing. I wish I had the guts to do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.52,0:04:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I once let my ex-boyfriend film me naked while I sucked his dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.11,0:04:34.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.41,0:04:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm such a porn star!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.67,0:04:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Kelly how much does it pay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.52,0:04:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$5000!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.18,0:04:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$5000?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.18,0:04:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And buck naked? Buck naked.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.62,0:04:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like god intended us to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.62,0:04:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, Kelly, you have really opened up your sexuality since you came to Global.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.24,0:04:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm not ashamed of my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.24,0:04:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love being naked!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.24,0:05:00.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what kind of dirty poses do you have to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.41,0:05:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.61,0:05:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's look at the captain's copy of Club.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.20,0:05:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god! Look how wide she's spreading her legs!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.66,0:05:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and her pussy's so pink!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.70,0:05:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really think you can do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.70,0:05:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah. Look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.04,0:05:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not a scared little girl anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.79,0:05:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[airplane sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.62,0:05:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hello ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.03,0:05:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starting the party without me I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.03,0:05:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooo, appetizers! Can I have some?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.26,0:05:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't bite.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.26,0:05:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nose down! Nose down!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.63,0:05:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[airplane sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.53,0:05:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love the smell of teen pussy in the morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.26,0:05:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.22,0:05:49.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[phone message received]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.48,0:05:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Captain Marlow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.08,0:05:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.64,0:05:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we're all at Captain's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.48,0:06:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.48,0:06:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, great. We're all in the living room.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.39,0:06:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.75,0:06:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright girls,...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.54,0:06:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...who's ready for a little adventure in the swimming pool?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.54,0:06:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo woo!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.28,0:06:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Captain....three more passengers!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.03,0:06:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're landing in the pool area!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.52,0:06:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.75,0:06:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Global Airlines is filled with nothing, but sluts and tramps!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.48,0:06:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that's why I work here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.48,0:06:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that a good thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.20,0:06:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good thing? It's a bad thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.61,0:06:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all going to go to hell in a hand basket if we don't change our ways!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.92,0:06:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even sweet little Kelly is thinking of posing for a nudie magazine!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.12,0:06:55.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.31,0:06:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.08,0:06:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I ask you something buddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.75,0:07:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.58,0:07:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell has gotten into you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.12,0:07:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.29,0:07:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been reading books on how to become a holy warrior.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.14,0:07:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually going to become a Muslim very soon. I'm converting.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.19,0:07:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A holy Muslim warrior?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.39,0:07:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.21,0:07:18.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're becoming a towel head because Kelly won't go out with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.58,0:07:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call me a towel head all you want...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.58,0:07:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is all I can tell you is that with my new dedication to Allah...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.89,0:07:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'm gonna make Kelly fall in love with me if it's the last thing on earth I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.48,0:07:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't even know you exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.83,0:07:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen I have a plan to change all of that with your help.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.18,0:07:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to become a holy warrior with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.49,0:07:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we die and go to heaven there will be 50 virgins waiting for us!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.46,0:07:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,50 virgins?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.13,0:07:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not going to find that around here!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.84,0:07:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.19,0:07:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to read this book.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.61,0:07:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to a prayer meeting with me at the mosque next week.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.20,0:07:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I get to wear a turban?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.51,0:08:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a matter of fact you do get to wear a turban, but you have to earn it first.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.28,0:08:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicks dig turbans.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.17,0:08:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look so beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.16,0:08:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait to slide my love salami in your honey hole!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.92,0:08:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.47,0:08:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is gonna be so much better than the last time when you fucked me in the aft galley lavatory!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.02,0:08:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we hit turbulence.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.02,0:08:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.60,0:08:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your head almost went to to the fuselage.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.71,0:08:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did your headache ever go away?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.05,0:08:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.14,0:08:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is everybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.14,0:08:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're out in the pool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.79,0:08:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.79,0:08:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just spent 8 hours in the cockpit...couple of hours with the logbook...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.16,0:08:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I should park my airplane in your hangar.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.04,0:08:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if the girls catch us?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.28,0:08:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you being a prude now?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.28,0:08:58.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.55,0:09:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.23,0:09:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.79,0:09:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.69,0:11:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.63,0:15:28.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, work that fucking dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.74,0:26:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.51,0:26:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would a sky cap please deliver a wheel chair to gate 6?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.37,0:26:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kelly, you really look pretty today.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.94,0:26:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to go and have lunch with me before your flight?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.26,0:26:58.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know we're not allowed to socialize with the crew? You trying to get me fired?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.49,0:27:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.34,0:27:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought it might be fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.69,0:27:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Tate...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.37,0:27:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Tate?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.96,0:27:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe you fucked her in the living room.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.27,0:27:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When she sucked my cock I almost came immediately.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.88,0:27:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her mouth was like butter...butter...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.53,0:27:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Butter? Not the stick kind either.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.68,0:27:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking about the kind you put in the popcorn at the movie theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.00,0:27:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came all over her face.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.79,0:27:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait to bang her again. She's a lot of fun. She is.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.40,0:27:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pre-flight sequence. See you.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.13,0:27:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I gotta wait for the log book. Hang out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.77,0:28:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the log book, Captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.32,0:28:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Johnny. How you doing? Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.14,0:28:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, ever get that VD cleared up you picked up from the Trans Con girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:12.67,0:28:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't VD.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.98,0:28:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like a in-grown hair or something. Hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.75,0:28:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah,...in grown hair...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.68,0:28:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It happens all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.68,0:28:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trans Con Air...I can't believe you told him...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.82,0:28:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...we may be dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.56,0:28:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it definitely wasn't one of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.95,0:28:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it was that slut who works at the gift shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.99,0:28:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you tell me what the hell is going on here?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.97,0:28:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I boned these two.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.83,0:28:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.71,0:28:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please tell me you didn't sleep with Kelly!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.20,0:28:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No not yet. But I'm working on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.14,0:28:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it would be against the code of ethics.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.35,0:28:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amongst the warrior Muslim brotherhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.74,0:29:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muslim warrior brotherhood?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.74,0:29:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you taking this Taliban thing pretty seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.74,0:29:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.74,0:29:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep your voice down for chrissake!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.03,0:29:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Taliban! I just believe in virtue and the simple life!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.40,0:29:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta convert you quick! So we can rid Global of all the infidels!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.92,0:29:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Infidels?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.92,0:29:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Talking about crabs...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.22,0:29:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kelly lied to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.87,0:29:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean she lied to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:27.52,0:29:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She told me that she couldn't fraternize with the pilots.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.57,0:29:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yet I heard the other guys talk about how they had sex with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.24,0:29:34.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you misunderstood.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.61,0:29:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I heard 'em out on the jet way.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:37.08,0:29:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They said her pussy felt like popcorn butter.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.92,0:29:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter Captain Grave?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.93,0:29:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you know Kelly was a whore?!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.47,0:29:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knock it off! The man's in love.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.43,0:29:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fly Global.]
Dialogue: 0,0:29:55.20,0:29:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello Anita, how are you? Hello Captain Grave.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.59,0:29:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Johnny.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.68,0:30:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anita, would you want to by chance, go and grab a cup of coffee before the flight?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.62,0:30:07.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but that's really sweet of you, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.83,0:30:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...there's something I really need to take care of before we depart.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.81,0:30:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I understand you probably have to run over to the gift shop and get a douche or Kotex or something. Yeah, something like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.50,0:30:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Johnny, can I speak to you for a second? Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.57,0:30:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmmm...I wonder where they're going.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:28.75,0:30:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty sure they're no t going to the gift shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.73,0:30:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Captain Sadness.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.64,0:30:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why the long face?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:37.64,0:30:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing, i just gotta prepare for my next flight.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.14,0:30:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like everyone's getting laid but you!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:48.27,0:30:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trans Con Air...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.76,0:30:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contact Chicago approach...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.03,0:31:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vectors....
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.98,0:31:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Air Canada 622...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.98,0:31:06.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn left heading 175, final approach LAX.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:07.26,0:31:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Central Air 666...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.19,0:31:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maintain flight altitude 25000...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.11,0:31:14.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Central Air 666, roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.69,0:31:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys, mind if we make a pit stop up here in the air traffic control tower?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.04,0:31:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we're really busy here.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.12,0:31:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's always room for a little Jello!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.72,0:31:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to see you again, Anita.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.26,0:31:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to see you too! Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.50,0:31:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anita, you been up there before?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.46,0:31:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course. I always come up here before long flights.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.66,0:31:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really relaxes me.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.80,0:31:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TWA 8538...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.03,0:31:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn left bearing...Salt Lake Center...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.56,0:31:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TWA,...roger. Son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.66,0:31:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.70,0:31:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta go back to the gate.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.43,0:31:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. I'll stay here.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.85,0:32:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,American....
Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.99,0:32:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Global....
Dialogue: 0,0:32:44.37,0:32:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outer maker and....
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.78,0:33:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trans Con...turn right...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:29.17,0:35:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Peter Reynolds, please meet your party at baggage claim #9....
Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.04,0:35:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.77,0:37:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Central Air...turn incline 8...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.93,0:38:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Central Air...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.92,0:39:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.09,0:40:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you take that dress off?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:22.53,0:40:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:49.15,0:41:58.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your pussy's nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.52,0:45:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.27,0:47:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:47.01,0:49:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like a happy landing!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:06.81,0:50:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We shouldn't be in here...we could get fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.96,0:50:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Removing the burden of corporate oppression is the greatest thing that could happen to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:14.64,0:50:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now are you with me or not, because you have to be 100% committed to the Jihad. Jihad?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.60,0:50:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'll try it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:22.77,0:50:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I still don't understand what we're doing in the girls' dorm.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:25.77,0:50:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're looking for clues.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:27.77,0:50:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To find out what makes these girls tick!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.40,0:50:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.67,0:50:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smells like Woolite.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:38.65,0:50:40.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good clue...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.05,0:50:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are Michele's panties...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:41.82,0:50:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michele...How do you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.23,0:50:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sweet smell of her cunt!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:47.22,0:50:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Allah, Please forgive him for he knows not what he does.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.46,0:50:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.66,0:51:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's Kelly that I want.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:01.61,0:51:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, man, Kelly.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.84,0:51:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're so beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.84,0:51:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be so happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:12.57,0:51:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you guys doing in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.78,0:51:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Grave showed me how to pray to Allah.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:17.74,0:51:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're still reading that stupid book?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:20.17,0:51:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a matter of fact I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.34,0:51:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might convert too.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.12,0:51:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then you both are idiots.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.09,0:51:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get the fuck out of the girls' dormitory, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:34.37,0:51:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking idiots!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:00.70,0:52:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fly Global.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.62,0:52:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you say to Captain Grave?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.41,0:52:08.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The poor guy was about to cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.71,0:52:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't me. I overheard Kelly telling him he was a camel jockey idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.02,0:52:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. He's harmless. Plus you can't make fun of a man's religion. That's not nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:17.65,0:52:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I suppose. Well....
Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.31,0:52:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really like your ear ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.04,0:52:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.04,0:52:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the airline keeps giving me shit about it. It's not very professional.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:29.19,0:52:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You like it? I really like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.75,0:53:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like it when you lick my pussy!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.61,0:55:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait to get your dick in me!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:17.38,0:55:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh....!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:33.86,0:58:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a big fucking cock!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.99,1:01:37.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:31.33,1:02:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.22,1:03:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:38.76,1:04:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck me! I'm gonna come over your big ass cock!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.26,1:04:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.47,1:04:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the way you come.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:57.15,1:04:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pound that pussy!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:07.02,1:05:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep going! Keep going!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:07.75,1:06:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't stop giving me that big dick!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:22.84,1:06:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:32.51,1:06:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bend over.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:57.57,1:08:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on...slam with that cock!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:00.12,1:08:14.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.04,1:08:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You feel so good in there!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.01,1:08:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this cock in there!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:22.07,1:08:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck baby! Back and forth.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:32.54,1:08:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give that big ass a fucking!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:37.80,1:08:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:43.43,1:08:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The way you're fucking me. You like the way I slide up and down on that cock?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:47.21,1:08:49.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back and forth?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.13,1:09:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck me! Harder!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:00.38,1:09:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harder! Harder! Oh, you make me cum again.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:04.95,1:09:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna taste this cum now? Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:07.13,1:09:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come down here.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:12.27,1:09:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirt your load in my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:15.73,1:09:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm. Yummy!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.57,1:09:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There I was at 23,000 ft!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:32.47,1:09:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surrounded by kamikazes!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:34.26,1:09:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One to my right. One to my left.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:36.26,1:09:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All headed straight for the aircraft carrier.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:40.63,1:09:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morning everybody.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:43.39,1:09:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have some very disturbing news to discuss with you.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:45.87,1:09:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That senator said he just wanted me to pass him a toilet paper roll. Seriously folks.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:51.11,1:09:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Recently we found some Islamic extremist literature...
Dialogue: 0,1:09:54.31,1:09:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right here in the flight room.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.00,1:09:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I can say is...I don't care whose it is...
Dialogue: 0,1:09:59.95,1:10:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...It just doesn't belong here at Global.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:01.95,1:10:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how sensitive we are to potential terrorists situations.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.86,1:10:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That stuff stays at home with your butt plugs and your cross-dressing clothes and your porn.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:10.64,1:10:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Sir, aren't we allowed to pray to our god of choice?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:15.60,1:10:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna become some wacky jihadist, do that on your own time.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:19.12,1:10:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that doesn't belong anywhere here at Global.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:21.51,1:10:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.21,1:10:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:25.29,1:10:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and laugh all of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:28.17,1:10:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Allah will judge us all in the end.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:30.37,1:10:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish Johnny were here.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:32.37,1:10:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He understands the Muslim Brotherhood.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:34.37,1:10:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Johnny's a fucking whack job.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:38.93,1:10:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Captain Grave even safe to fly?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:40.92,1:10:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, maybe a kiddie plane.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:42.92,1:10:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,1:10:46.09,1:10:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, they're both pretty wacky.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:48.76,1:10:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Captain Grave is one of the best pilots in the sky.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:51.84,1:10:54.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give him a break. Whatever....
Dialogue: 0,1:10:54.25,1:10:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go girl! [Smack]
Dialogue: 0,1:11:04.83,1:11:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for flying Global, and welcome to Miami.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:07.63,1:11:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The temperature is a balmy 86 degrees.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:11.27,1:11:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My god, I'm so glad we landed safely.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:14.12,1:11:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was so nervous with Captain Graves at the controls.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:16.95,1:11:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I thought at any moment he was gonna crash into the Atlantic...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:20.64,1:11:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...as part of some supreme sacrifice.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.24,1:11:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye. Bye. Bye.....
Dialogue: 0,1:11:32.98,1:11:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for flying with us. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:37.47,1:11:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the crew...?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:39.95,1:11:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's still talking to that passenger in 28F.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:45.03,1:11:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when did your parents {\i1}die{\i0} and leave you 6 million dollars?!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:49.99,1:11:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They died 6 weeks ago.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:52.29,1:11:54.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The day after my girlfriend broke up with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:54.73,1:11:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:55.98,1:11:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew I recognized that guy!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.98,1:12:00.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember when we caught him getting a hand job from his girlfriend?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:00.59,1:12:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:02.59,1:12:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't that the guy that only had one testicle?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:05.21,1:12:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, One-Testicle Tony.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:07.57,1:12:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even with one I might still do him!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:11.00,1:12:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys go ahead. I'm gonna go to dinner with Tony tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:14.90,1:12:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One-Testicle Tony?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.82,1:12:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you guys laughing at?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:18.82,1:12:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you'll find out tonight honey.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:20.82,1:12:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,1:12:36.90,1:12:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a fabulous time at dinner tonight!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:41.06,1:12:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was those little fishy things we were eating?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.28,1:12:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you mean sushi. Yeah, sushi.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:47.22,1:12:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they slimy like hoochie.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:50.76,1:12:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We could fish real good in the hood.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:53.06,1:12:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, done baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:55.65,1:12:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, anyways, Tony...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:57.06,1:12:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no easy way around this subject...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.74,1:13:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but here it goes...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:02.45,1:13:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:03.74,1:13:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...that you got caught getting a hand job on the plane, and...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:08.49,1:13:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...that you only have one testicle. [laughing]
Dialogue: 0,1:13:12.24,1:13:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, ... a hand job on the plane...that's true.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.53,1:13:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and I did only have one testicle...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:17.53,1:13:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but I got two now.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.00,1:13:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you go from one to two testicles?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:22.92,1:13:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I lost one in a tractor accident on our farm in Wisconsin.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:26.96,1:13:30.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And after I inherited the money, I had one surgically implanted.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.05,1:13:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you mean to tell me... that you have like...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:35.28,1:13:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...bionic balls?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:37.48,1:13:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the six million dollar man!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.02,1:13:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then call me Lindsay Wagner, baby!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:17.08,1:15:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:25.45,1:15:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You taste so good!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:38.05,1:27:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You watchin' my ass? Yeah, watchin' it.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:54.27,1:31:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:32:04.23,1:32:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:22.62,1:33:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit! I'm late!
Dialogue: 0,1:33:25.37,1:33:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta get to the airport, now!
Dialogue: 0,1:33:28.22,1:33:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will I see you again? Of course you will! Just fly Global!
Dialogue: 0,1:33:33.75,1:33:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fly Global!]
Dialogue: 0,1:33:40.27,1:33:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad you could make it.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:41.38,1:33:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you had a ball last night, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:43.76,1:33:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very funny.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:47.46,1:33:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, is that Wendy, from Trans Con?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:50.66,1:33:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is she doing on our flight?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:52.06,1:33:55.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had a mechanical cancellation so she's dead heading back with us.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:57.32,1:34:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's Captain Jihad doing?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:00.73,1:34:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, he's on an emotional leave of absence until he's stable again.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:04.96,1:34:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and he's obsessed with Kelly.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:07.63,1:34:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want anything to do with him.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:09.61,1:34:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's so creepy!
Dialogue: 0,1:34:15.55,1:34:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a real shame about Rupert, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:17.91,1:34:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah. Captain Grave really lost his marbles.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:20.34,1:34:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think he's gonna be alright to fly back with us?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:23.98,1:34:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah. He's fine. Fine.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:27.60,1:34:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bell sounds announcement] Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Global flight 627 to Los Angeles.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:32.65,1:34:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our flying time is 5 hours 20 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:35.05,1:34:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please pay attention to the flying instructions located in the seatback pocket in front of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:39.81,1:34:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Grave is freaking me out!
Dialogue: 0,1:34:41.67,1:34:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He won't stop staring at me!
Dialogue: 0,1:34:47.40,1:34:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please make sure your seatbelt is pulled snug and tight.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:50.30,1:34:55.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the event of a loss of cabin pressure an oxygen mask will drop from the overhead compartment.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:00.19,1:35:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bell sounds] Ladies and gentlemen the captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:04.65,1:35:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are free to move about the cabin.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:06.65,1:35:08.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But please keep your seatbelt on in your seat.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:10.17,1:35:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that idiot doing?!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:12.18,1:35:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know but it actually looks like he's turning into Captain Jihad!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:15.27,1:35:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't anybody move, I have a bomb!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:17.27,1:35:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[screaming]
Dialogue: 0,1:35:21.29,1:35:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is going on back there?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:23.02,1:35:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:35:26.41,1:35:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:35:36.66,1:35:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is going on back there?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:38.41,1:35:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we were gonna serve beverages. But now, Captain Grave has a bomb strapped to his chest.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:43.44,1:35:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's really going on back there?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:45.24,1:35:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm serious.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:46.79,1:35:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's threatening to blow up the whole plane unless Kelly marries him...
Dialogue: 0,1:35:49.34,1:35:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...or one of the other flight attendants has intercourse with him!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:52.76,1:35:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's for you. [laughing]
Dialogue: 0,1:35:55.63,1:35:57.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, not to panic...
Dialogue: 0,1:35:58.10,1:35:58.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jenny...
Dialogue: 0,1:35:58.93,1:36:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...which one of you wants to fuck him?
Dialogue: 0,1:36:00.30,1:36:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I'm not fucking him!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:04.33,1:36:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well ask one of the other girls.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:06.52,1:36:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kelly, you wanna fuck him?
Dialogue: 0,1:36:08.03,1:36:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eww! No way!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:09.60,1:36:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you Julie?
Dialogue: 0,1:36:11.38,1:36:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. I may think about it.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:13.38,1:36:15.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of the girls wanna fuck him.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:16.28,1:36:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That must suck. Girls wanna plunge 35,000 ft rather than have sex with him.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:23.56,1:36:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen ladies...
Dialogue: 0,1:36:24.84,1:36:27.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really think one of you should just bang the captain and become a hero.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:27.95,1:36:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Johnny, I'm really not interested in a sympathy fuck right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:33.10,1:36:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got a bomb strapped to your chest!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:36.75,1:36:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For Allah's sake.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:39.43,1:36:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:40.62,1:36:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got a bomb strapped to your chest, for Allah's sake!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:43.56,1:36:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should take what you can get!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:45.85,1:36:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Captain Sadness, you don't wanna do this!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:50.10,1:36:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call me Ahmad.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:52.23,1:36:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to be called Ahmad.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:55.27,1:36:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[crowd responds] Hello Ahmad!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:57.10,1:36:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like an AA meeting out there.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:58.85,1:37:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to be called Ahmad.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:00.85,1:37:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to be called Ahmad.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:05.77,1:37:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bell sounds] Listen!
Dialogue: 0,1:37:07.22,1:37:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enough with the fucking games! Put the bomb down!
Dialogue: 0,1:37:11.89,1:37:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not until somebody meets my demands!
Dialogue: 0,1:37:16.78,1:37:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is your captain speaking...
Dialogue: 0,1:37:18.72,1:37:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the left hand side of the plane you'll see the Gulf of Mexico, ... and...
Dialogue: 0,1:37:23.82,1:37:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...is anyone willing to have sexual intercourse with Captain Grave?
Dialogue: 0,1:37:28.31,1:37:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise we will most likely perish.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:32.72,1:37:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll do you.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:35.78,1:37:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What exactly are you proposing?
Dialogue: 0,1:37:38.10,1:37:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well instead of trying to hook up with that skanky whore...Kelly, you can fuck me.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:43.31,1:37:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My pussy's fit for all religions.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:45.86,1:37:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even the Jews.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:48.63,1:37:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why should we be left out?
Dialogue: 0,1:37:50.53,1:37:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We suffered enough.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:53.18,1:37:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's funny. She said her pussy was fit for all religions.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:56.71,1:37:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even the Jews.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:00.48,1:38:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:02.17,1:38:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jenny, I want you to distract him.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:04.17,1:38:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that Lacrecia can sneak up behind him, and...
Dialogue: 0,1:38:06.55,1:38:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...hit him in the head and knock him out!
Dialogue: 0,1:38:08.98,1:38:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we can tie him up.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:10.98,1:38:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen Einstein.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:12.67,1:38:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just gave away your entire plan.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:21.05,1:38:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay guys. The captain said that you can fuck right there in the seat.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:24.39,1:38:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just don't detonate the bomb when you orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:26.05,1:38:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,1:38:28.05,1:38:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure this isn't a trick?
Dialogue: 0,1:38:30.41,1:38:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No trick honey.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:31.57,1:38:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate all those Global bitches...
Dialogue: 0,1:38:33.33,1:38:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but I don't wanna die. So...
Dialogue: 0,1:38:35.58,1:38:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm willing to let you stuff your big fat cock in my pussy and mouth.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:40.51,1:38:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you have to promise not to detonate that bomb.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:44.90,1:38:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:38:48.34,1:38:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll fuck him too!
Dialogue: 0,1:38:51.28,1:38:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, two for one special! Huh, girls!
Dialogue: 0,1:39:27.80,1:39:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you like that? That's a nice solid cock you got.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:37.31,1:39:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get these wires up.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:43.69,1:39:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get those pants off of me.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:19.97,1:40:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look good sucking his cock.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:17.20,1:41:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:42:36.99,1:42:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:43:29.83,1:43:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:43:53.26,1:43:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, baby!
Dialogue: 0,1:44:06.42,1:44:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want some of that? Yeah, I do!
Dialogue: 0,1:44:38.88,1:44:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna tell Wendy.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:25.97,1:49:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so hot, watching you get fucked!
Dialogue: 0,1:49:47.93,1:49:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah talk to me while you get fucked! You've got those long fingers.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:49.46,1:52:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take that cock!
Dialogue: 0,1:54:39.95,1:54:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna see you get fucked.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:50.10,1:54:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! Get your ass up now!
Dialogue: 0,1:56:17.49,1:56:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck me! Fuck me!
Dialogue: 0,1:56:32.35,1:56:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna suck that cock!
Dialogue: 0,1:56:44.05,1:56:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know where I want that cock? I'm a dirty girl.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:47.88,1:56:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck my ass.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:55.21,1:57:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:57:04.16,1:57:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taste like candy?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:08.02,1:57:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your head in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:22.35,1:57:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me that cock. Right there. Put it in. Feed me.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:37.05,1:57:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give it to me. It's so hard inside your ass!
Dialogue: 0,1:57:51.99,1:57:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to watch you do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:57.41,1:58:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give it to me!
Dialogue: 0,1:58:03.11,1:58:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck me! Fuck me!
Dialogue: 0,1:58:07.47,1:58:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That nice little tight asshole!
Dialogue: 0,1:58:17.12,1:58:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Ahmad. Give it to her!
Dialogue: 0,1:58:20.37,1:58:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That
Dialogue: 0,1:58:22.43,1:58:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,s what she wants
Dialogue: 0,1:58:31.19,1:58:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That looks good.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:55.63,1:58:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna ride that big cock!
Dialogue: 0,1:59:10.29,1:59:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stick it in. Stick it in.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:52.69,1:59:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your cock is so hard and throbbing!
Dialogue: 0,2:00:44.98,2:00:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So good baby.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:49.13,2:00:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, grab her ass! Just like that.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:54.63,2:00:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have her bounce up and down on that cock.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:56.36,2:01:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,2:01:13.65,2:01:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you glad you didn't blow up the plane?
Dialogue: 0,2:01:18.56,2:01:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,2:01:29.87,2:01:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We want your come. We wanna taste your come.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:36.18,2:01:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahmad we want your come, Ahmad.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:39.76,2:01:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give us your come.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:42.08,2:01:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so fucking hard and throbbing!
Dialogue: 0,2:01:48.13,2:01:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want me to come for you now? Yes, I want your come.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:52.31,2:01:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh!
Dialogue: 0,2:01:54.51,2:01:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me come for you.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:12.61,2:02:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grab that cock. Stroke it! Stroke it!
Dialogue: 0,2:02:22.28,2:02:24.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels so good.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:31.51,2:02:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That felt so good!
Dialogue: 0,2:02:55.95,2:03:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ticking]
Dialogue: 0,2:03:04.70,2:03:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TWA 854 is now arriving....
Dialogue: 0,2:03:08.03,2:03:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! That was one hell of a flight!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:11.40,2:03:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why didn't you guys call the FBI on him?
Dialogue: 0,2:03:13.93,2:03:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well we didn't wanna add to his troubles!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:15.93,2:03:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you guys are so sweet!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:17.93,2:03:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you look at that!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:24.37,2:03:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, how come we didn't take his bomb away?
Dialogue: 0,2:03:26.37,2:03:28.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a very good point!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:28.37,2:03:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girls...sweethearts...where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,2:03:31.27,2:03:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to City Hall to get married!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:33.27,2:03:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a minute, honey.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:34.94,2:03:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weren't you supposed to be going to dinner with Captain Morrow tonight?
Dialogue: 0,2:03:38.29,2:03:39.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not tonight!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:39.81,2:03:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's still got the detonator on his vest!
Dialogue: 0,2:03:41.81,2:03:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,2:03:48.34,2:03:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[marriage march playing]
Dialogue: 0,2:03:57.12,2:03:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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