Original subtitles

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

RAY: Don't forget the ring.

JAKE: Good morning to you to Ray.

Don't worry it's in my bag.

RAY: This is an engagement ring Jake.

You didn't just throw it into your bag with all the other stuff.

JAKE: Of course not.

- Hey. - Ah. I gotta run.

I um am going to miss my flight to LA. Ray -Don't...

I am having enough trouble

lying to Olivia as it is. All right.

I'm never going to make to Saturday.

JAKE: You will. And the proposal will be perfect.

I gotta go.

EVIE: Hi Barb

BARB: Evie. Tell me you have the nose.

EVIE: Yeah. It's in my bag.

It's safe in my bag. I'm headed to the airport now.

LIANNE: Please don't miss your flight.

EVIE: Don't worry!

LIANNE: Or your connection.

The Cyrano scene starts shooting at 3 pm.

We need that nose or Michael will flip.

EVIE: It will be fine.

Phoenix to LA. LA to Vancouver.

It's a piece of cake!

(CAR DOOR SLAMS)

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

- EVIE: Excuse me, excuse me. - Oh.

I am so sorry.

Sorry.

(DEEP BREATH) Okay?

Okay.

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

Hi, (ATTENDANT) Hello. Welcome.

You are in 3E. Down to your left. EVIE: Thank you

EVIE: Oh, Oh

JAKE: Hello (LAUGHS)

EVIE: Hi.

That's mine. I am so sorry.

JAKE: Hey excuse me. Sorry.

Um. Can we?

Here let me. EVIE: Thank you.

(CALL BUTTON RINGS)

PASSENGER: Can you get a flight attendant?

JAKE: Oh, Um.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

ATTENDANT: What can I do for you?

PASSENGER: People are crowding my bag.

They keep laying things on top of it.

ATTENDANT: Which is your bag?

PASSENGER: The pink roller.

ATTENDANT: Happy?

PASSENGER: Thank you.

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

OLIVIA: It's beautiful, wow.

My goodness.

No way.

(CAMERA CLICK) (LAUGHS)

We have a sign!

Did you see?

RAY: I saw.

OLIVIA: Do you think people will know it's J-O-R workshop

and not JOR?

- (RAY LAUGHS) - OLIVIA: Sounds weird.

RAY: Okay. You are over-thinking it again.

OLIVIA: No. It's probably all of the construction dust going to my brain.

Is Jake coming in today?

RAY: Yep. He'll be here.

OLIVIA: Good. I don't know how we are going

to get through our to-do list without him.

And still be ready to open in two weeks.

RAY: Less than two weeks.

(PLANE SHUDDERS FROM TURBULENCE) PASSENGERS: Oh!

EVIE: Oh, no no no. Don't do that.

Here.

Trade.

JAKE: Oh.

Thanks.

OLIVIA: I'd for you to ruin this... ah?

What? What is this? A turkey?

JAKE: It's supposed to be a peacock.

But it is open to interpretation.

EVIE: (LAUGHS)

Here.

JAKE: Thank you.

EVIE: So are you a...

a professional napkin folder?

Ray (LAUGHS)

No. It's kind of a coping mechanism.

OLIVIA: You're a nervous flyer?

JAKE: I, uh...

have a hard time sitting still.

Especially in confined spaces. So...

Being stuck in a metal box

with nothing to do is kind of my worst nightmare.

EVIE: Oh I love having nothing to do. JAKE: Oh?

EVIE: No phone.

No boss texting every five minutes.

I actually have time to read.

JAKE: Anything good?

EVIE: Just reading for work.

JAKE: Oh. It's a classic.

EVIE: Have you read it?

JAKE: Ah, No.

But. It just says so on the cover.

Evie (LAUGHS)

JAKE: Let me guess. In the end... they live happily ever after.

EVIE: Ah, actually no in the end...

A log falls on his head, and he dies. JAKE: No kidding?

EVIE: Yeah. No. I am serious. That's actually the way it ends.

JAKE: Wow!

It's a refreshing way to a story.

EVIE: What? You?

You don't believe in happy endings?

JAKE: You do?

EVIE: Well yeah of course.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

RAY: Look at this place.

We are nearly there.

We got a sign.

They just installed the display shelving.

Floors are done.

OLIVIA: Yeah. You're right.

(HUSHED MUSIC)

RAY: What? OLIVIA: Jake is going to freak out when he gets here.

RAY: Jake? Wait wait wait what?

What are you looking at?

OLIVIA: The floors.

Babe can't you see the floors?

If you step it's a little slanted. If you just look

a little bit closer, just go a little bit closer.

We don't have time for this. Ray -Oh, I don't know

Maybe we should see what Jake says.

JAKE: (LAUGH)

EVIE: So there I am. I am about to go up.

I'm gonna go on.

I'm going to sing my song.

Blow everyone away. Especially Daniel McTavish.

JAKE: Hmm. And?

EVIE: And I just get up there and I freeze. JAKE: Oh

EVIE: I just run into the bathroom. And I cried for like an hour.

JAKE: Oh EVIE: That's when I found I have terrible stage fright.

I should really only be singing in my shower.

Jake (LAUGHS)

And Daniel McTavish?

EVIE: (SIGHS) He ended up with Nora Lee.

JAKE: Oh no! EVIE: I know.

It wasn't a major loss though. He turned out to be find of a doofus so...

(OVERHEAD BELL) Ladies and gentlemen

the captain has informed us we starting our descent into Los Angeles.

JAKE: Wow. That went by so quick. EVIE: Yeah.

Jake-I didn't even have to rip up my in-flight magazine.

Evie (LAUGHS)

(PLANE RATTLES)

EVIE: Whoa

Here...

to take your mind off of it.

JAKE: Thanks

Any requests?

EVIE: Surprise me

(SOOTHING MUSIC)

(SOOTHING MUSIC)

EVIE: Wow! (LAUGHS)

Smells like pretzels. Jake (LAUGHS)

Yeah. It's the Magic touch.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

MICHAEL: Have you seen my associate producer?

She's always hiding around here somewhere.

BARBARA: You know you could knock.

MICHAEL: I know. Well?

BARBARA: She's on a plane. Remember?

MICHAEL: Obviously not.

Remind me why I let you sent Evie on this extremely inconvenient errand?

BARBARA: Because she volunteered. (WALKIE TALKIE) Michael?

Tom's agent here. Apparently his trailer is

stocked with the wrong type of filtered water...

MICHAEL: Of course it is.

I'm on my way.

BARBARA: You know, come to think of it, my trailer is stocked with no water.

Or any other type of sustenance.

MICHAEL: Next time get it in your contract.

BARBARA: You'll be hearing from my agent.

MICHAEL: When will she arrive?

BARBARA: If she makes her connection. Midday.

MICHAEL: And scene 4 shoots at 3 PM.

What could go wrong?

(MUSIC)

(JET OVERHEAD)

EVIE: You survived.

JAKE: Thanks to you.

Uh, listen. I'd... FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Welcome to Los Angeles.

Where the local time is 11:20AM.

EVIE: 11:20?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Trash? EVIE: Oh I'm going to miss my connection.

ATTENDANT: Any trash?

EVIE: Okay...

PASSENGER: Can you please get my bag?

JAKE: Sure. Yep.

EVIE: Sorry

(NOISY DEBOARD)

EVIE: Sorry

(HUSHED MUSIC)

PASSENGER: Excuse me.

Sorry

(MOODY MUSIC)

(EVIE PANTING)

I nailed it... GATE AGENT: Hi

EVIE: Hi

PILOT: Okay take care. GATE AGENT: You have a good flight.

EVIE: Thank you GATE AGENT: Hello

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

JAKE: (CHUCKLES)

Hey! RAY: Jake!

Ah? Glad you are feeling better?

I told Liv about the food poisoning that you had...

JAKE: Oh. Yes. Much better. Thanks.

Why are you on the floor?

OLIVIA: oh you're just in time for our latest setback.

RAY: Ah. Minor snafu.

OLIVIA: If you call slanted floors minor.

JAKE: What!

OLIVIA: Told you he was going to freak out.

RAY: It's barely noticeable.

JAKE: How did we not see this before?

OLIVIA: Is wasn't obvious until the shelvings were installed.

JAKE: Well. We're going to have to fix it.

OLIVIA: See Jake agrees. RAY: Oh wait guys.

I think it gives the space character.

OLIVIA: I can't un-know this, Ray.

JAKE: Customers might get vertigo.

RAY: Okay. Fine.

Fine. I'll get some guys in Saturday to re-pour concrete

and try to level it out.

JAKE: Wha, wha, wha

What about the opening?

RAY: Oh no. we'll make the opening.

We'll just be slightly, horribly over budget.

JAKE: Great. (DOOR KNOCKS)

RAY: Oh that's probably a building inspector.

Hey, do you mind? Um. The inspector likes you better so

OLIVIA: Oh please, you just don't want to talk to him.

RAY: Yeah I don't.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(MOODY MUSIC)

EVIE: (SIGHS) BARBARA: I can not believe you made it.

EVIE: Are you kidding? I timed it perfectly.

Hey.

BARBARA: How was your flight?

EVIE: (SIGHS) You know.

Sweaty. I was running around a lot.

But on the plus side. I

met this great guy.

JAKE: There was this, amazing girl across the aisle from me.

We talked the entire flight.

EVIE: He gave me a napkin rose.

BARBARA: Is that some millennial slang I'm not hip to?

EVIE: No (LAUGHING). He made it for me.

And I saw him write his number on the inside.

JAKE: Folded my number in a napkin rose.

And she threw it in the trash.

I don't know if she knew my number was in it.

EVIE: I swear I put it in my purse.

RAY: So instead of asking for her information...

you wrote yours down on a piece of trash...

and were then surprised when she thought it was trash?

JAKE: Hm. Hm. RAY: Hm. Hm.

EVIE: You know what it doesn't matter.

Even if I lost it I'll probably still see him again.

BARBARA: Yeah. That's not going to happen.

EVIE: You don't know that.

BARBARA: Yes you do. In fact if he is so great...

He's probably married.

RAY: You are a great artist. But.

You have zero talent when it comes to women.

JAKE: Hmm.

RAY: Oh, speaking of...

Ah, do you mind?

See it before Liv gets back yeah?

JAKE: Yeah. Your engagement ring.

(TEXT PING) BARBARA: Tom's due in makeup in five.

ALLISON: you are good to go!

What happened with Ted from Sound department?

EVIE: You know he is nice.

It was a nice date and everything. But...

there weren't any sparks.

BARBARA: You know what's better than sparks?

EVIE: What? BARBARA: Stability.

Let's see what you brought me.

(SIGHS)

Evie what's this?

Are you in a grunge phase?

EVIE: No. I'm just a little greasy from the flight.

BARBARA: Where's my stuff?

EVIE: Wait. What?

BARBARA: The Cyrano nose.

That's not my bag!

(SIGHS)

Ray (SIGHS)

What?

JAKE: There's something weird in my bag.

RAY: Oh ha ha. Very funny. JAKE: (STUTTERS)

RAY: Give me that.

(LAUGHS)

What did you... you stop by a joke shop on the way or something?

What is this? Did you take a second job as Pinocchio?

JAKE: (LAUGHS)

(BOTH LAUGH)

RAY: Yeah. I like it.

JAKE: (LAUGHS) Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. Are you done?

RAY: Yeah I'm done Jake.

Where is my ring?

JAKE: Ahh... this isn't my bag.

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

RAY: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

(SOFT CHATTER)

EVIE: I understand that you don't track carry-ons

but could you at least tell me if anyone else has called to report a missing bag?

I understand that you're not the only customer service agent working but...

maybe you could give me the phone number of everybody

sitting within a three row vicinity of me? I...

I understand. Okay. Yeah, thank you.

BARBARA: I heard that. EVIE: What?

BARBARA: You're trying to get info on your plane crush.

EVIE: No. It's mostly about the nose.

BARBARA: What did they say? EVIE: They won't give out personal information.

BARBARA: I meant about the bag Evie.

EVIE: Right. Still nothing.

BARBARA: Great.

EVIE: Okay.

I had the carryon under the seat in front of me.

During the LA to Vancouver flight.

Which means the bags had to have been switched for the Phoenix - LA leg.

I think I remember a flight attendant

shuffling some bags around.

BARBARA: What?

EVIE: I was distracted.

JAKE: So the good news is that

airline offered me loads of frequent flyer miles for my trouble.

RAY: Okay great. And the even better news is that they said

not worry because there is no way anyone stole the very expensive ring

out of your missing bag.

JAKE: No. They didn't say that.

RAY: No they did not.

You know this is what I get for going vintage.

It's just in Sedona, you said.

I'll go get it for you, you said.

JAKE: I will get it back.

RAY: How?

We have no idea whose bag this is.

JAKE: Well we'll just have to look through it won't we.

Maybe we can find a name, or a wallet

RAY: Or another nose... yeah

JAKE: Look. A name. Everett Jones.

RAY: Oh great. Perfect.

So we're just looking for some dude who could be anywhere

with a very odd packing list.

JAKE: I'll call the airline again.

RAY: And if that doesn't work?

JAKE: We turn to the internet.

How hard could it be to find someone named Everett

who may or may not wear a fake nose. (LAUGHS)

RAY: Yeah so much for my meticulous proposal.

JAKE: Maybe it will make a funny story someday.

RAY: Oh yes Jake, because that's what women want.

A funny proposal. JAKE: Hmmm.

(KNOCKS)

BARBARA: That'll be Michael.

EVIE: Oh my God. He's totally going to fire me.

I begged him to let me take this on.

MICHAEL: Barb, why isn't my Cyrano in makeup?

Tom had a 3PM call and he's out there roaming around craft services.

Evie. Was there a problem picking up the nose?

EVIE: No. I... but, funny story, actually

MICHAEL: Usually when someone says, funny story

it means the story is not going to be that funny.

EVIE: Yeah I know, but you're really going to like this one.

I had the nose in my carryon, and then, it's crazy, I

BARBARA: It melted.

MICHAEL: What do you mean it melted?

BARBARA: The specialty prosthetics are very finicky.

The temperature of the bag mixed with Evie's body temperature EVIE: I was extremely sweaty...

MICHAEL: Barb, can't you work with it?

BARBARA: This is Cyrano. The nose MAKES the character.

I already talked with the Phoenix workshop and they are going to make a new one.

MICHAEL: For when? BARBARA: Tomorrow.

Thursday by the latest.

MICHAEL: Great.

Now we are two more days behind production

because you had to use a specialty maker.

Everyone is going to love this.

Okay. I'm going to go break the news.

Evie, get back to the production trailer the internet's down again.

EVIE: Got it. I'll be right there.

(CHILLING MUSIC)

RAY: I just... I just wanted this whole thing to be perfect.

JAKE: It will be.

RAY: No. I am just going to cancel Saturday.

JAKE: No. Don't cancel. RAY: No. I am.

JAKE: I am going to handle it I promise.

Baggage department. RAY: Hey!

Hello.

OLIVIA: Hello. Why are you being weird?

RAY: I am not weird. You're weird.

OLIVIA: Okaaay.

What was that about cancelling something?

RAY: that's my ah, dentist appointment. Yeah.

I booked one but now with the floors and everything

I just figured I'd skip it but...

Jake said not to.

You know him. He's big on dental hygiene.

OLIVIA: Well as the person that gets the closest to your teeth,

I can't argue with that.

RAY: Hm.

(HUSHED MUSIC)

EVIE: It feels weird going through someone else's bag...

BARBARA: What choice do we have?

EVIE: This is a cute shirt.

You know this kind of looks like something the plane guy would wear.

Wait a second. Barbara, what if this is his bag. He was sitting right beside me.

BARBARA: Just keep looking for clues.

(HUSHED MUSIC)

EVIE: Look at this!

BARBARA: You've cracked the case. A flier.

EVIE: J.O.R. workshop.

This is right be my place in LA.

BARBARA: Evie, he probably got that off someone on the street.

EVIE: A street in LA.

Which means that's where he is.

Hey look he's made notes about the font sizes.

At least its a start.

BARBARA: Great. We are in Canada.

(MICHAEL RADIO) Evie, Production trailer. Now!

EVIE: I am going to go find him.

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

JAKE: So. The airline said there was indeed

an Everett Jones on the flight.

RAY: Okay.

JAKE: They'd get back to me

if, he reached out.

Ah but okay...

pretty sure I found him. He works for a production company in LA.

RAY: Great. Let's go there.

JAKE: Ah, I...

RAY: There is bad news isn't there.

JAKE: Well I called ahead already and apparently,

they're all on set near Vancouver

and I called up there but all I got was the runaround.

RAY: for the love of...

JAKE: Don't worry. I'll go.

RAY: Go where?

JAKE: Vancouver.

I am not going to trust this to anyone else.

I am going to go up there and get that ring.

I'm basically a frequent flyer now...

RAY: But Jake you hate flying.

JAKE: Yeah right, but what are best men for right?

RAY: Who said you were the best man?

JAKE: Well, I, ah, like a best friend

RAY: I am messing with you. Okay.

You know you would be.

If it ever happens.

JAKE: Hey. It will.

I'll be back before you know it.

Just cover for me with Olivia while I am gone. Okay?

MICHAEL: Did you get lost?

EVIE: (LAUGHS) No, Um. I.

Listen I was speaking to Barbara about that nose.

MICHAEL: Oh nose. C'mom.

Now that we are two days behind schedule.

It's causing an overtime clause with the grips.

EVIE: What? No that doesn't make any sense.

We can re-arrange the schedule so that we are not even behind.

MICHAEL: Tell the union that if you can.

Because we have no internet.

EVIE: Okay, first... I am going to fix the internet.

Then I am going to fly to LA.

Speak to the union reps. Pick up the nose.

MICHAEL: What do you mean pickup the nose?

I thought the nose was in Phoenix.

EVIE: They messengered it to us.

To our offices in LA.

I'll pick it up. Fly back here.

Everything will be great.

MICHAEL: Fine.

Whatever.

Oh and Evie, EVIE: Yes?

MICHAEL: Don't melt this one.

(HUSHED PASSENGER CHATTER)

(SLOW MUSIC)

(SOOTHING MUSIC)

(HUSHED MUSIC)

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

EVIE: Hi

GATE AGENT: Passport

EVIE: Thank you.

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

(SLOW MUSIC)

(HUSHED PASSENGER CHATTER)

(SOOTHING MUSIC)

RAY: (SIGHS) Thanks babe.

RAY: Okay. So I am going to be in Tarzana for most of the day.

So you are going to be on your own for a bit.

OLIVIA: Where's Jake?

RAY: He's, ah, getting materials for a surprise for you.

For us. For, ah, the store.

OLIVIA: We don't need a surprise. We need him here.

Does he not realize inspection is Friday?

RAY: Yeah he knows. But he said it's going to be really special.

You know what. I, really love this vase.

I think I'm going to buy it.

OLIVIA: Do not. RAY: Watch.

OLIVIA: At least not until we're open and we need to drive up sales

to make it look like we are successful.

RAY: Oh are you kidding me. These things are going to fly off the shelves.

OLIVIA: You have to say that.

RAY: No, maybe I do because I am your boyfriend.

But I would not have invested in this store if I didn't believe in you and Jake.

OLIVIA: Thanks.

(PHONE PING)

OLIVIA: Oh my gosh! RAY: What?

OLIVIA: Krista and Mike just got engaged.

RAY: I literally thought your Mom got hurt or something...

OLIVIA: I am sorry. I'm just shocked. They've only been dating six months.

RAY: Yeah that is crazy.

That's still in the honeymoon stage.

OLIVIA: Yes, except this time they actually get to go on a honeymoon.

RAY: Well, you know what I mean.

You can't possibly know someone after only 6 months.

It was maybe a year before I found out that you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.

OLIVIA: And?

RAY: That's totally disgusting, but

But I still love you anyway.

You see it takes time to get to that stage.

OLIVIA: Okay? Well what stage are we in? After six years?

RAY: We are in the, ah,

about to, ah, open a business together stage.

OLIVIA: Right.

(PHONE PING) Um, Krista and Mike are having

an engagement party Saturday.

RAY: Saturday? Saturday is no good.

OLIVIA: Why not?

RAY: Because I have a thing with you.

OLIVIA: Can we push it?

Unless it is something special.

RAY: No! No. Nothing special.

Just a casual dinner to celebrate the store.

With Jake. You know what.

Actually. I'll see if we can push it.

Okay.

RAY: It's ah.

OLIVIA: Okay

(SOFT MUSIC)

(DOOR LATCH)

BARBARA: Where's the fire?

MICHAEL: Tell me about my nose.

BARBARA: It's actually very nice.

Dramatic.

Aquiline.

MICHAEL: You know what I meant.

Evie said they were messengering the new one to Los Angeles. When will it be ready?

BARBARA: You can't rush art Michael.

MICHAEL: That's literally my whole job.

Rush art. Keep things on schedule. Don't lose money.

Barbara -Do you want a touch up? I can hide those crow's feet.

MICHAEL: Thank you very much.

BARBARA: I am just teasing.

MICHAEL: You try managing this whole production.

Everyone has a problem and no one wants to help solve it.

BARBARA: Do you know what you need?

MICHAEL: Don't tell me eye cream

because I already use something Shirley recommended in costumes.

BARBARA: Some coffee. Why don't I go get you some?

MICHAEL: I would love that.

BARBARA: Okay.

MICHAEL: (LAUGHS)

JAKE: Hi. I'm looking for Everett Jones.

STAGEHAND: We need Brontosaurus on set in five. Brontosaurus on set in five.

Anyone up for a craft break?

Who are you?

JAKE: I have a bag for Everett Jones.

STAGEHAND: Jones?

Check the production trailer and if not there, make-up.

JAKE: Which are where?

STAGEHAND: Make-up's right there. Production's down this path and to the right.

JAKE: (GRUMBLES)

STAGEHAND: Hey, have you seen Evie?

BARBARA: She's on a flight to LA why?

STAGEHAND: Some guy with a bag was looking for her.

BARBARA: Wait what? Where is he?

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

(KNOCKS)

MICHAEL: Come in.

JAKE: Hi.

MICHAEL: Who are you? An extra?

Barb will be right back. She is just doing a coffee run.

JAKE: Ah, no.

MICHAEL: You are not trying to audition right?

Because buddy we are totally good.

JAKE: No. I have your bag.

MICHAEL: What bag?

JAKE: From the flight?

BARBARA: The bag! It's here. Amazing!

Here's your coffee, cream and sugar just like you like it.

Let me see this.

MICHAEL: Wait. Isn't that supposed to be in LA?

BARBARA: Must have been a mix up. Lucky us.

Isn't it perfect?

Here, um?

JAKE: Jake BARBARA: Jake

Can you model this?

Isn't it the perfect Cyrano nose?

Tom is going to look amazing.

JAKE: Cyrano?

MICHAEL: It's good, I'll give you that.

BARBARA: Walter is the best.

We should get Tom in here right away.

You said yourself you gotta rush art, right? MICHAEL: Okay.

JAKE: Sorry but do you have something or me?

MICHAEL: Barbara do we tip messenger services?

JAKE: No... I mean the bag.

BARBARA: I'll take care of him.

Go get me Tom. We're behind schedule.

JAKE: I am sorry but what's going on here?

And why did Everett just leave without giving me my bag?

BARBARA: That's not Everett

He doesn't know about the bag. The bag's not here.

JAKE: What?

BARBARA: Were you on the LA/Phoenix flight yesterday?

JAKE: Yes. BARBARA: Do you happen to fold paper napkins?

JAKE: Yes.

BARBARA: Are you married?

JAKE: No. Can I have my bag now?

BARBARA: Do you have a job?

JAKE: What is this?

BARBARA: If you want your bag, answer me.

JAKE: I design housewares.

Mostly in wood.

BARBARA: Congratulations

You're acceptable.

JAKE: Acceptable for what?

BARBARA: Evie

JAKE: Who is Evie?

BARBARA: Everett Jones.

The girl you sat across the aisle from on your flight from Phoenix.

The one who has your bag.

JAKE: Huh. It was her.

Uh, okay. So where is she now?

BARBARA: Funny story.

She's in LA.

With your bag.

(MELLOW MUSIC)

EVIE: Michael.

Hey. Okay. Good news.

I was able to get a hold of the union rep.

MICHAEL: Forget it. The nose is here.

EVIE: Michael MICHAEL: Get back.

EVIE: Michael, hello I can't

MICHAEL: Evie?

EVIE: (SIGHS) Great. Completely dead.

(SOFT MUSIC)

OLIVIA: (MUMBLING)

EVIE: Excuse me?

OLIVIA: Oh I'm sorry. We are not open.

EVIE: Oh sorry to bother you but I, I am wondering if

anybody here lost a bag.

On a flight from Phoenix

OLIVIA: Not that I know of when was the flight?

EVIE: Yesterday. I accidentally switched bags with someone on the flight.

OLIVIA: Oh no.

EVIE: Yeah. I found this flier inside

I thought because of the notes on it the person might be involved in the store.

OLIVIA: Weird. We were all here though.

You know we were handing these out a few days ago. So maybe one just ended up in a pile.

EVIE: That's what my friend said too.

OLIVIA: You know, why don't you just leave your information here.

And I'll ask my boyfriend when he gets back.

Just in case?

EVIE: Okay. Sure.

OLIVIA: It's right over here.

OLIVIA: Full disclosure. You may be officially signed up

for our newsletter. (BOTH LAUGH)

EVIE: That's okay this place is amazing.

Oh wow!

I am obsessed with that bowl. Did you make that?

OLIVIA: No That's Jake's.

We are opening the shop together.

And it's mostly our designs.

But we also use some friends or artisans we love.

EVIE: Are you getting married?

OLIVIA: No (LAUGHING)

Ah, I mean.

Maybe. One day.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for six years and maybe soon...

Evie -Oh.

OLIVIA: My friend just got engaged. I picked it up on a whim.

Promise. I'm not a crazy person.

EVIE: Oh you want crazy.

I flew all the way back here

because I'm hoping that the owner of this bag

is the guy I met on the flight,

OLIVIA: Oh that's so

EVIE: Insane. I know.

OLIVIA: I was going to say romantic.

(LAUGHS) Well, thanks for trying.

It was nice talking to you.

OLIVIA: I wish I could do more.

EVIE: I don't know if you are set up for this yet, but

would I be able to buy this?

OLIVIA: Oh sure! You know I can test out my software. (BOTH LAUGH)

Evie (PHONE MESSAGE): You've reached Evie Jones.

Leave a message after the beep and I'll call you back. (BEEP)

BARBARA: You're right. You did switch bags with your dream guy.

And he's not married. He has a job. And he is on his way to LA find you.

Call me back.

Michael!

Hi. I didn't see you there.

MICHAEL: So Evie switched bags with that guy on her flight.

That's why he was so confused.

BARBARA: You know it's really rude to listen in on someone's private conversation.

MICHAEL: I take it there was nothing wrong with the nose.

BARBARA: Not per se...

MICHAEL: So you both lied to me.

You set back production and for what?

So Evie could chase around some guy she thought was cute on a plane?

Like whoever meets on a plane?

BARBARA: That's what I said.

You meet someone online, or through a friend, or...

MICHAEL: At work.

BARBARA: Right.

MICHAEL: So I presume she volunteered to go to LA to find this bag guy?

BARBARA: And the nose. She was really worried about the nose.

MICHAEL: Well if it makes her happy she can stay there...

BARBARA: Come on. You know she loves it on set.

If you're going to be angry at anyone it should with me.

MICHAEL: I am angry at you. (MICHAEL'S CELL RINGS)

But it is Evie's responsibility.

Hi. This is Michael.

(SLOW MUSIC)

OLIVIA: You're officially my first customer. EVIE: Yea!

OLIVIA: We should put up a photo of you somewhere.

I am Olivia by the way.

EVIE: Evie.

OLIVIA: Now that I remember, we don't have any packaging. Got to add that to the list.

EVIE: Oh. That's okay. It's perfect the way it is.

I am not going very far.

OLIVIA: Well good luck with your bag, and

finding your man. EVIE: Thanks.

I hope your man comes to his senses.

OLIVIA: Packaging...

(SOFT MUSIC)

(PHONE RINGS)

EVIE: Hi. Barbara?

BARBARA: I've been trying to reach you all day.

I stole some P.A. s sat phone in case my messages didn't come though.

EVIE: No my phone died and my charger was in my bag.

BARBARA: Have you spoken to Michael yet?

EVIE: No, I was just about to call him why?

BARBARA: Okay so if he

mentions anything about firing you just ignore it.

EVIE: What?

BARBARA: I'm handling it.

So about tomorrow, I think you should wear yellow

because you...

EVIE: Hang on. What is going on?

Why am I being fired and what is tomorrow?

BARBARA: You're meeting...

with bag guy...

Bag guy is plane guy.

He was just here he is on his way to LA.

You're supposed to meet him at his workshop J.O.R. workshop.

Like the flier. It is right by your place.

I mean it is no Empire State Building

but convenience shouldn't be underestimated in romance.

EVIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Wait. Where.

BARBARA: J.O.R. workshop

EVIE: I was there today. I, I bought a bowl.

Jake's bowl.

BARBARA: Jake Weber!

That's his name.

So I already Google stalked him

and he seems perfect for you.

EVIE: Olivia. She was waiting for her boyfriend to propose.

BARBARA: Evie I hate to admit this but

you are right. Romance does exist.

It was fate.

EVIE: No Barb. You were right.

BARBARA: What are you talking about?

Oh, hi Michael. I'll call you back.

MICHAEL: You know sat phones are for emergencies only.

Not checking in on Evie's love life.

BARBARA: Come on Michael. She settled that union issue.

That's impressive right? MICHAEL: That issue was irrelevant

because the nose is already here.

Why are you so concerned about Evie's career, anyway?

BARBARA: She's like my little sister.

And she loves her job, she's just completely intimidated by you.

MICHAEL: Why would she be intimidated by me?

BARBARA: Are you kidding? The first movie we worked on together...

MICHAEL: What was that? That that horror out in Wisconsin...

BARBARA: Mime! MICHAEL: Yeah! That was it.

BARBARA: I was scared to even talk to you.

MICHAEL: Well, I'm glad to see things have changed over the years.

Now you are not afraid to tell me off.

Even when you are wrong.

BARBARA: I wasn't that wrong. Okay, maybe a little.

Does that mean I am your favorite crew member?

MICHAEL: Why do you think I love hanging out in the makeup trailer?

Do you think I'm worried about the time it takes you to apply a prosthetic nose?

So what's the deal with plane guy?

Is she going to meet him or what?

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(HAPPY MUSIC)

OLIVIA: And one, two, three. Oh!

RAY: Here we go.

OLIVIA: You are right. This is so much better than eating at the shop.

RAY: I told you.

OLIVIA: Oh you need to add packaging to the to-do list.

I made a sale today and had nothing to wrap it in.

RAY: What? You did? We're not even open yet.

OLIVIA: I know. It was so random. This girl came in today.

Looking for someone she switched bags with, and ended up buying a bowl.

RAY: Ah sorry? A girl?

OLIVIA: Yes. A female.

RAY: What did you say to her?

OLIVIA: I told her we were all in town.

RAY: Right. Okay.

(SOFT MUSIC)

OLIVIA: Krista is asking if we are coming Saturday.

RAY: Oh thank God!

OLIVIA: We can go? RAY: What?

OLIVIA: The engagement party Saturday.

RAY: Oh um. The thing about that..

OLIVIA: Can you believe he proposed to her in a restaurant?

RAY: Is that bad?

OLIVIA: I mean could it more cliche?

He probably put the diamond in the dessert.

RAY: And women don't like that?

OLIVIA: The last thing I want is to chip my tooth on a diamond.

Or get dirty with cake. Those things are hard to clean.

RAY: Oh. OLIVIA: What should I tell her?

RAY: Well,

you could say something nice.

You don't have to tell her it was a corny proposal.

OLIVIA: I meant about the party, you goof.

RAY: Oh. yeah. Sure. Do it.

OLIVIA: You sure? RAY: Hm. Hm.

(CLEARS THROAT) OLIVIA: Cheers!

(SOFT MUSIC)

(WALKERS QUIETLY CHATTING... WAIT UP)

(SOFT MUSIC)

EVIE: Hey, Hi. I'm Evie and um.

Sorry I stole you bag. And your engagement ring.

No, that's stupid, um...

Congratulations.

Oh! JAKE: Sorry.

EVIE: I am so sorry.

Hi. JAKE: Hi. (BOTH LAUGH)

JAKE: Thanks for meeting me here.

EVIE: Oh it's no problem I live really close.

JAKE: You do? EVIE: Yeah.

JAKE: Wow. That's wild

EVIE: Yeah. I know. Right?

Here's your bag.

JAKE: Oh?

EVIE: It's all in there. So. RAY: Thanks

I'll go get yours. I'll be right back.

EVIE: Okay?

(SLOW MUSIC)

(SNIFFS)

Thanks.

Ah. Okay. It was great seeing you.

I'm going to head. I've got some work to do. So I...

JAKE: Would you like a coffee?

(GENTLE MUSIC)

EVIE: Okay. Yeah.

JAKE: So? Everett is an unusual name.

EVIE: Yeah. I was named after my grandfather.

It's his bag actually.

JAKE: Really?

EVIE: Yeah.

JAKE: My bag belonged to a grandfather as well.

Just not my own.

Got it at a vintage store.

EVIE: That is great coffee.

JAKE: Thanks.

EVIE: And this place is just beautiful.

JAKE: Thank you. I am really proud of it. I just hope it works out.

EVIE: Oh you will be fine. There is nothing Angelenos love more

than local artisans and fair trade coffee.

JAKE: (LAUGHS)

EVIE: This is fair trade... right?

JAKE: Oh yes. Yes. We even roast our own beans.

EVIE: Really?

JAKE: No. But that's a great idea.

EVIE: (LAUGHS) (PHONE PING)

- Ah... Sorry. I... - RAY: Ah.

I kind of royally messed up by grabbing the wrong bag

and then flying all the way out here to grab at bag

that was already in Vancouver.

Why didn't you leave my bag with Barbara? I could have grabbed it from her.

JAKE: (LAUGHS)

Uh, for some reason Barbara insisted I take it.

We must have crossed paths in the air.

EVIE: You know I think we did.

Actually, I, um...

found this in the seat-back pocket.

JAKE: What are the chances?

EVIE: You must be relieved to finally have your bag back.

JAKE: Oh yeah. Sort of working on a deadline so to speak.

EVIE: Olivia seems really great.

JAKE: Oh she is. She is super-talented.

We've been dreaming of this since college.

(KNOCKING)

JAKE: Be right there.

Sorry. Everything is sort of non-stop right now.

EVIE: That's okay. I get it.

I should probably make sure I still have a job.

Ah. It's nice to officially meet you Jake.

JAKE: Nice to officially meet you too.

(DOORBELL AND KNOCKING)

Would you mind. I'm going to sign for this. I will be right back.

(SLOW MUSIC)

EVIE: What am I doing?

Oh...

(SLOW MUSIC)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

JAKE: (HUMMING THE WEDDING MARCH)

RAY: Oh thanks.

JAKE: (LAUGHS) RAY: Thank you.

JAKE: That's it? You are not going to check it out?

RAY: (CLEARS THROAT)

It's perfect.

JAKE: Ok. That is not the reaction I was expecting.

RAY: Look...

I just don't know what to do anymore.

Olivia hated my proposal idea.

JAKE: You told her?

RAY: No. Apparently

Krista and Mike got engaged at a meal

and she called it a cliché.

So now they are having an engagement party on Saturday.

And if I propose before then it's like I am trying to rush it.

But if I propose after it's like I only proposed because they got engaged.

JAKE: Ah yeah. Saturday is going to be a hard pass for me.

RAY: No. no, no no. You have to come okay? I need a buffer.

JAKE: Fine. Listen you're, you're thinking way too much about this proposal.

She loves you.

She'll love anyway you do it.

RAY: Oh my god. You know nothing about women. Okay?

She has been thinking about this proposal for years.

So she is going to text all of her friends with the story

that means I need to propose with a plan.

It has to be perfect.

OLIVIA: What has to be perfect?

RAY: Ah. The display case?

There's a... there's a gap in there.

OLIVIA: Oh yeah. That's where Jake's bowl was. The one I sold.

JAKE: You sold something?

OLIVIA: this girl who came in. Evie I think was her name.

JAKE: Wait. Evie bought one of my bowls?

OLIVIA: You know her.

JAKE: Not really. We met on a flight.

OLIVIA: Wait. Hold on.

You are really the guy on the plane with the lost bag?

I, I thought you said you had food poisoning?

JAKE: I did have food poisoning. From the flight.

RAY: Wait. So bag guy was actually paper rose girl?

JAKE: Correct. OLIVIA: Will someone please tell me what's going on here?

Why were you in Arizona and why didn't anyone tell me?

(COMPUTER PING)

EVIE: Please tell me I still have a job.

BARBARA: He said book a flight back.

EVIE: (SIGHS) I told you he is in love with you.

BARBARA: I told you we are just friends.

EVIE: You know besides the almost firing me think I do like him for you.

BARBARA: He's fine. I mean he's actually pretty charming when you get to know him.

But we work together. We are both too smart to let a little bit of chemistry

get in the way of a good thing.

EVIE: Oh, so you admit you have chemistry.

BARBARA: It's not going to happen.

More importantly, tell me about you. Did you meet Jake?

When's the wedding?

EVIE: Ah...

Funny you should say that because he's um

He's actually about to be engaged to someone else.

BARBARA: What?! But he told me he wasn't married.

EVIE: Yeah well he is not.

I found an engagement ring in his bag.

BARBARA: No! I bet his fiancee to be is horrible. EVIE: Olivia?

BARBARA: Ugh, Olivia. I hate her already.

EVIE: No. Actually she is really sweet.

And talented. And. They are perfect together.

When I get home I am going to go out with Ted again.

BARBARA: No! Absolutely not.

EVIE: You just told me to go out with him a few days ago.

BARBARA: But that was before.

EVIE: Before what? I almost got fired chasing after a guy

who is about to be engaged to someone else?

BARBARA: Before you reminded me that romance does exist.

EVIE: Hey. Is that Michael?

Tell him that I am booking a flight back right now

and heading straight to the office.

BARBARA: I will. I'd better go.

Bye!

MICHAEL: So I presume that was another completely non-work related call

to my associate producer about her love life?

BARBARA: Yes.

MICHAEL: And?

Did she meet him?

BARBARA: She did.

And it turns out he is about to be engaged.

MICHAEL: What?

No.

BARBARA: Yeah. She found a ring in his bag.

And now she wants to date Ted.

MICHAEL: From the sound department.

Ted. Who lives with his grandmother.

BARBARA: (LAUGHS)

MICHAEL: Well she can do better than that.

BARBARA: Yeah.

MICHAEL: Would you like to go to dinner tonight?

BARBARA: At craft services?

MICHAEL: No not on set.

Like at a restaurant.

BARBARA: Oh. Yes.

Yes I'd like that.

MICHAEL: Great! I'll uh,

I'll pick you up after we wrap.

BARBARA: Great.

MICHAEL: I'll see you then.

BARBARA: Okay

(SOFT MUSIC)

JAKE: I know it sounds crazy, and the baggage thing is crazy too.

But, I got distracted and I am nervous. Okay?

So when I get nervous

OLIVIA: You make things.

JAKE: Yeah.

This place is everything to me.

I just wanted to make sure it is a success.

OLIVIA: What happened when you saw her?

JAKE: She seemed pretty disinterested.

OLIVIA: She seemed interested when I talked to her.

JAKE: Did she?

RAY: Oh let me guess.

You didn't get her number. Again.

JAKE: She ran off before I got the chance.

OLIVIA: Wait! I have her number.

(SOFT MUSIC)

JAKE: What am I supposed to do?

RAY: Ask her out dummy.

JAKE: Guys, I can't just ask her out when she didn't give me

her information willingly I'll seem like a creep.

Besides, she's probably already back in Vancouver.

OLIVIA: Well they phones there too.

RAY: Okay. What is the worst that could happen?

JAKE: I don't know.

RAY: Well...

Let's find out.

JAKE: Hey. Come on.

Guys!

Seriously?

OLIVIA: Here.

JAKE: Hi. This is Jake from the plane. Would you like to go out me sometime exclamation mark.

Why are you yelling at her?

OLIVIA: I was typing under duress. I thought it was a question mark.

JAKE: Hey. Great. Now she is definitely going to think I am a creep.

Should I say something else. Like ah

Hey sorry about that, I

just want to get to know you better?

How do you tell someone that you hardly know that you can't

stop thinking about them.

RAY: You don't. OLIVIA: Not until after the first date.

And definitely not over text.

JAKE: Okay.

I need to clear my head.

I'm going to get more materials for my big surprise.

(JET PLANE SOUND)

EVIE: I sent you the revised scene list. Did you not get it?

Well. Yeah. I sent it to you.

Ugh. Okay. The internet must be down over there again.

Um. I'll call them.

And. I'll screen chat it to you okay?

Alright.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

JAKE: (SIGHS)

(GENTLE MUSIC)

EVIE: No. Don't drop someone nearby. I need you now.

RAY: Are they cleaning the other side of the street today? OLIVIA: I don't know...

OLIVIA: Evie!

EVIE: Olivia, hi.

This is Raymond. My boyfriend.

This is your boyfriend?

The who hasn't proposed?

I. Am. So sorry. I, I...

I don't know why I said that out loud.

RAY: So this is how we are introducing me to strangers now?

EVIE: No OLIVIA: Evie is not a stranger.

She is our first customer and she knows Jake. Sort of.

RAY: Great. I'm going to run to the store.

Don't want to keep the inspector waiting.

OLIVIA: Ray! I am coming. Wait...

EVIE: I'm. So sorry.

I was up really late last night. And I think I've just lost my mind.

Or something. I don't know.

OLIVIA: Don't worry about it. It's fine.

I should probably go though.

It was nice seeing you.

EVIE: Good to see you too.

Sorry!

Wait, No. No, no, no, no... wait!

(SIGHS)

OLIVIA: I didn't mean...

RAY: It's okay. Alright?

OLIVIA: Ah. Maybe, maybe I was wrong

Are you seriously going to run from me?

RAY: We have to pass inspection.

Whoa.

OLIVIA: Oh my gosh Jake!

I love it. It's beautiful.

RAY: Wow those crystals. You really pulled it off.

JAKE: Yeah. I figured we needed all the help we could get.

Especially today. RAY: Yeah.

(KNOCKING)

RAY: Here we go.

(SIGHS)

OLIVIA: We ran into Evie outside.

She is on her way to the airport.

JAKE: I wouldn't hold your breath Olivia.

She didn't answer my texts.

OLIVIA: How strange. She said she flew all the way here to find you.

JAKE: And yet she couldn't get away from me fast enough.

OLIVIA: Maybe she has a boyfriend...

OMG that's why she was shocked to see Ray.

She thought you were my boyfriend!

RAY: Ha! Like that would ever work.

He is, ah, starting in the back.

JAKE: Why would she think that?

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

JAKE: Ah, I have to talk to her.

Should I text? RAY: Call her

OLIVIA: You should to to the airport.

RAY AND JAKE: What? OLIVIA: Yes! Don't you see?

It's perfect. You guys flew all over the place to find one another.

She's leaving and you her to stay. You need a grand gesture!

JAKE: There were other reasons to find her...

RAY: People don't purposefully go to the airport unless they have too.

JAKE: Yeah. There's traffic.

RAY: So much traffic. And parking...

JAKE: Total nightmare

OLIVIA: You guys are so un-romantic.

INSPECTOR: Excuse me!

OLIVIA: I'll go.

RAY: Do you see what I'm dealing with?

She's waiting for some crazy grand gesture!

JAKE: Should I go to the airport? RAY: No!

Because you agree with me that that's crazy, right?

JAKE: Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

EVIE: It's J.O.R workshop.

Jake, Olivia, Raymond.

C'mon Evie. It's not...

J.O. workshop but...

Hey, hey wait. No...

No, no, no, no, no, no I have to get on that plane.

GATE ATTENDANT: I am sorry the doors are closed.

EVIE: But the plane is still there. Can't you just

open them just a little bit and I could squeeze right in?

GATE ATTENDANT: No, but I can rebook you.

EVIE: Ah Okay. Do you have any other flights today?

GATE ATTENDANT: Okay well it looks like the earliest

I can get you back

is tomorrow morning.

EVIE: I am so fired.

Okay, Um. Just give me one second.

Hi Michael.

MICHAEL: Evie. Hi. Where are you?

EVIE: I'm at the airport.

MICHAEL: Good. Keep your luggage this time.

EVIE: (LAUGHS) That's funny. Um.

I have another crazy story for you.

MICHAEL: Here we go again.

EVIE: I missed my flight.

MICHAEL: (SIGHS) BARBARA: What's she saying?

MICHAEL: She missed her flight.

BARBARA: Here we go again.

MICHAEL: How?

EVIE: I just was, uh I was waiting for my car

and then I ran into Olivia

MICHAEL: Who is Olivia?

BARBARA: Bag guy's girlfriend.

MICHAEL: The soon to be finance?

EVIE: Yeah well about that, I...

I think he was actually carrying the ring for his friend.

The friend he is opening up the workshop with, and

the woman I thought was his soon to be finance but

it turns out she is actually his friend's soon to be finance.

But actually maybe not even that because I made things

super awkward between them this morning by accident.

MICHAEL: What does this have to do with missing a flight?

EVIE: I just, I was talking to Olivia and I missed my car

and I had to call another one

and the traffic this morning was horrible,

can you believe that? MICHAEL: Yes.

The traffic to the airport is always horrible in LA.

You should know that.

EVIE: Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. I just.

I think I got caught up in the whole meeting a great guy on a plane thing.

But. There's a flight to Vancouver at 6 AM tomorrow morning.

I am going to be on it. And I will work every hour from home until then I promise.

MICHAEL: Alright. Fine.

You work from LA.

MICHAEL: But Evie. Take a break at some point and go see about that guy.

Figure out if he is your destiny, or whatever.

EVIE: Really?

BARBARA: Really? MICHAEL: Yeah.

It's not everyday you happen to meet a guy on a plane

who happens to be not engaged.

EVIE: That's true?

MICHAEL: Oh and Evie. Short break.

I need to keep our schedule from there, even if you can't keep your own.

EVIE: Right. Okay.

Thank you. Sorry.

MICHAEL: You're welcome.

What?

Don't look at me like that.

I couldn't let her end up with Ted.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

BARBARA: Sorry?

MICHAEL: No. That was nice. I just, uh

BARBARA: Right.

I'll just bring the approved boards back.

MICHAEL: Great. Thanks. (SIGHS)

RAY: Ground the gas line. Okay I can get a plumber to do that.

Fire extinguisher

JAKE: I'll pick that up when I get the

flashing and the guard rail for the bathroom.

OLIVIA: Don't forget the lightbulbs.

JAKE: And the lightbulbs.

OLIVIA: Should we just push the opening?

JAKE: No, no.no. We are not pushing it.

Just call me if we need anything else. Okay?

RAY: You got it. OLIVIA: Okay.

(SOFT MUSIC)

OLIVIA: Can we talk about earlier?

RAY: What should we talk about?

OLIVIA: I just. I don't want you to think I go around

complaining about you to everyone I meet.

I was just in a weird mood because of Krista and Mike.

RAY: Well. Maybe their engagement party will help with that.

OLIVIA: I have never pressured you Ray.

It's hard.

Every single person I know asks me when are you and Ray going to tie the knot.

When will we see you walk down the aisle?

Why aren't you guys engaged yet?

As if I have any control over the matter.

RAY: Maybe you could.

Why does it always fall to the man to propose?

Maybe you should go find a ring,

plan the perfect proposal that your girlfriends won't make fun of,

and ask me to marry you.

Or maybe you should just give me some space,

let me to things in my own time, in my own way.

OLIVIA: Take all the space that you need.

RAY: Olivia.

Olivia. I'm sorry.

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

(SOFT MUSIC)

JAKE: (SIGHS) (PHONE TAPS)

(PHONE RINGING)

(SIGHS)

JAKE: Ah stupid.

(SOFT MUSIC)

EVIE: Hi. Raymond? RAY: Oh, Hey.

EVIE: Is Jake here?

RAY: Ah no. He's out running some errands.

Wait I thought you were supposed to be at the airport.

Don't tell me that is not your bag.

EVIE: No this is my bag I promise. I just, I missed my flight.

RAY: Oh

EVIE: Listen I am SO sorry about what I said earlier.

About the proposal. Well, I..

RAY: Olivia said it. Not you.

EVIE: I saw the ring in the bag and I just assumed it was Jake's.

RAY: It's fine. Yeah. Actually it's better.

It made realize how bad my proposal plan was.

EVIE: Oh come on.

RAY: I've been google-ing.

EVIE: Well, that's always a bad idea. RAY: I know.

These people go crazy.

One guy actually had the words 'will you marry me'

explode out of some fireworks.

EVIE: That's one way to do it I guess.

RAY: No matter what I do it just feels so forced.

Like I want it to be special, but I also want it to be just about us.

Like it's always been.

EVIE: Hmm. Can I offer you some advice?

From the prospective of somebody who works in the industry of grand proposals?

RAY: Absolutely.

I have no problem plagiarizing

some movie Olivia is never going to see.

EVIE: (SIGHS)

Those extravagant movie moments,

they're scripted.

They're fake. What you and Olivia have

that's real.

And I think you are pretty lucky.

RAY: And why is that?

EVIE: Because no matter how you end up asking her,

you know what answer you are going to get.

RAY: You want a coffee?

EVIE: Sure.

But only if there is elaborate foam art involved.

RAY: Oh I am pretty sure I can make you a blob.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(SOFT MUSIC)

JAKE: (MOANS)

LIANNE: They frustrate me too.

JAKE: Women?

LIANNE: I meant phones.

JAKE: Can I help you with that?

LIANNE: Sure.

Whatever it is. Don't say it by text.

JAKE: Yeah.

Problem is, I already did that.

And she is not responding.

I dunno.

Maybe it's crazy to have feelings like this for someone I just met.

LIANNE: Why is that crazy?

JAKE: Well the only successful relationship I have ever seen

is between my two best friends.

They have known each other for seven years.

I talked to Evie for an hour.

On a plane.

What are the chances that works out?

LIANNE: Depends how good that hour was.

JAKE: The best hour of my life.

And I hate flying.

LIANNE: I'd say your chances are probably pretty good.

You need to be clear.

Let her know how you really feel.

Thanks for the help.

JAKE: So you're saying I...

LIANNE: Call!

No text.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PHONE BEEP)

JAKE: Voicemail

LIANNE: Do it!

JAKE: Evie! Hi.

It's Jake.

From the plane.

I know you probably don't want to see me again but...

I can't stop thinking about you.

And I just, I want to give this a chance.

So call me.

If you want to.

Ah... Bye.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(SOFT MUSIC)

RAY: All right...

(ESPRESSO MACHINE WHIR)

(SOFT MUSIC)

EVIE: (CHUCKLES)

RAY: Voila

Okay.

EVIE: Hmmm.

RAY: It's terrible isn't it.

EVIE: No, it's...

well, it's palatable.

RAY: By palatable you mean terrible.

EVIE: You know. Yeah.

You know from this angle the foam kind of looks like an engagement ring.

RAY: Get out of town. EVIE: yeah.

RAY: It does.

EVIE: I' just say'n. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

EVIE: Okay. Um. I've got to get some work done but thank you,

so much for the coffee and when you see Jake just tell him hi, from me.

RAY: I will. JAKE: Evie!

Oh Evie says hi.

EVIE: Hello again.

JAKE: What are you doing here?

EVIE: I missed my flight.

JAKE: Great.

Ah I mean, not great for your job.

I am sorry.

EVIE: I'm not.

JAKE: Good. Ah?

So what does bring you here? I mean you're welcome.

It's just that when I called you...

EVIE: I didn't get any calls from you. You called me?

JAKE: Wait what?

Are you 310 555 8753?

EVIE: 8763.

JAKE: Ah so you didn't get any of my texts either.

EVIE: No. JAKE: That's a relief.

EVIE: (LAUGHS)

Now I am curious. How bad were these texts?

JAKE: Oh, they were very, very charming

and poised. And I didn't refer to myself as Jake from the plane.

(BOTH LAUGH) And I asked if you'd like to go out with me sometime.

EVIE: Well. Could sometime be tonight?

JAKE: Great okay.

Ah. Oh. Wait.

I promised Ray I'd be a buffer at a friends engagement party.

EVIE: Oh. JAKE: Yeah. EVIE: Okay.

JAKE: You wouldn't want to go would you?

EVIE: I've been told I am a great buffer.

JAKE: Why don't we meet here. We can leave together around six.

EVIE: Yeah. That sounds good.

JAKE: Okay! EVIE: Okay.

EVIE: Alright well. I'll see you then.

JAKE: Okay.

EVIE: Bye Ray. RAY: Oh bye.

Are you crazy? JAKE: What?

RAY: You don't invite a girl to an engagement party on your first date.

JAKE: Yeah. It will be fine.

RAY: It's not fine, Jake.

It's not fine.

BARBARA: It was so awkward.

It's like we had nothing to say to one another.

EVIE: I am sure you were both just nervous.

BARBARA: Okay now line the upper lid with that liquid eyeliner I gave you.

EVIE: Didn't you say your dinner was great?

BARBARA: So great. We were laughing.

And reminiscing about all of the jobs we have done together

then when I kissed him,

EVIE: Wait! You guys kissed?

BARBARA: It's all your fault. He was being all romantic about

you and bag guy.

I just kissed him.

And he hasn't even come by the trailer.

It's like all of a sudden he is being utter professional.

EVIE: Well ah, I am sure he is just worried about the optics

of dating somebody he works with.

BARBARA: Or he's not at all interested in me

and I completely read the situation wrong.

Mascara. Top and bottom.

EVIE: He is so interested.

BARBARA: Maybe it was just a work crush you know?

Like a work wife?

You don't bring your work wife home as your real wife,

not that I'm thinking about marriage.

EVIE: You are over-thinking.

BARBARA: It's just. It's different. You know.

With you and bag... Jake. Everything is new.

Me and Michael have known each other for so long.

Maybe there is nothing new to find out about each other anymore.

The burgundy.

EVIE: Or maybe,

Or maybe you are just going to skip

to the really comfortable, honest part.

Okay.

How do I look?

BARBARA: Gorgeous.

Now have an amazing time tonight.

Because I have to live vicariously through you.

EVIE: Okay. Thank you.

(SOFT MUSIC)

(EXHILARATING MUSIC)

RAY: That's my friend right there.

OLIVIA: ohh (LAUGH) RAY: Thank you...

Heh. Here we go...

RAY: Well. Congratulations guys.

KRISTA: What do you think?

He did good, right?

OLIVIA: Very nice.

KRISTA: Tiffany's in case you're curious Ray.

I knew Mike was a keeper the moment I saw that little blue box.

MIKE: So Ray, when are you going to make an honest woman of Olivia?

RAY: Olivia is already the most honest woman I know. And that's why I love her.

KRISTA: You know what he meant. When are you gonna put a ring on it?

OLIVIA: Krista!

RAY: I was actually going to propose tonight.

But then someone was having a very special party so, I had to postpone.

(BOTH LAUGH)

RAY: You got me. Oh...

(ALL LAUGHING)

OLIVIA: We're gonna go have something to eat. RAY: Yeah.

Okay.

Can't keep a woman from her food you know.

OLIVIA: I am so sorry I made us come to this.

A celebratory dinner with Jake would have been so much more fun.

RAY: I wonder how he's doing anyway.

(DANCE MUSIC)

JAKE: Ah, So are you from around here?

EVIE: Gilroy. The garlic capital.

JAKE: The what?

EVIE: Ah. The garlic capital.

We grow lots of garlic.

There's a festival. It's a whole big thing.

What about you? (PHONE PING)

JAKE: Um Chicago.

EVIE: Shoot.

It's my boss.

He's been texting me all day.

Thought for a second he was going to be cool about me being here, but no.

RAY: He's twitching.

OLIVIA: She keeps checking her phone.

RAY: So he must be bombing. Oh man.

I remember that feeling.

OLIVIA: Not with me.

RAY: What are you kidding?

After I spilt that margarita on you?

I thought you'd never go out with me.

OLIVIA: And I thought you'd never stick around.

RAY: Well I guess we were both wrong.

OLIVIA: I guess so.

You know I've been thinking. You're right.

RAY: I was? OLIVIA: We don't need to get married.

RAY: I never said

OLIVIA: I mean look at this,

this is all for show. I almost gagged

watching Krista wave that ring around in your face.

I know what we have.

And it is great.

I don't need to parade it around for everyone else to see.

Okay?

RAY: Okay.

EVIE: Okay

Sorry.

JAKE: No problem.

So you are a makeup artist?

EVIE: What?

No! No, no, no, no.

I'm like zero percent creative.

I love movies. I just realized very early on it was more of a behind the scenes kind of love.

JAKE: Daniel McTavish?

EVIE: Yes. Yeah.

Probably should have told you my name before I regaled you with

stories of my childhood mortification.

JAKE: It's good lesson for next time. EVIE: What?

JAKE: No. I mean. I didn't mean.

KRISTA: oh Jake. Hi!

JAKE: Hey.

KRISTA: Mike do you remember Jake, Olivia's business partner.

JAKE: Ah Mike ah. Congratulations.

KRISTA: Thanks. We're over the moon of course.

Who is this? I didn't know you were seeing someone?

JAKE: Oh ah, this is... EVIE: Evie.

Hi.

KRISTA: How long have you been together?

EVIE: About an hour.

KRISTA: Wait. Seriously? You just met?

JAKE: We met on a EVIE: on a plane.

JAKE: on a plane. EVIE: Yeah.

KRISTA: OMG cute. Mike. Mike, isn't that cute?

MIKE: Yeah.

My mom is waving us over.

KRISTA: Oh I gotta go. I can't keep my future M-I-L waiting. Right...

Not after she threw me this!

EVIE: It's nice meeting you.

Congratulations.

JAKE: That was weird. EVIE: On no.

JAKE: Is this weird, is this weird?

EVIE: It's not weird. I am having a great time.

I'm having fun.

JAKE: Okay. Good. Great.

(SOFT MUSIC)

MICHAEL: Oh!

Go ahead.

BARBARA: No. You.

MICHAEL: Ladies first.

BARBARA: Okay.

MICHAEL: Um, we're going to need Tom ready by three.

BARBARA: I'm on it.

MICHAEL: Good.

Good.

BARBARA: Evie is seeing her new guy tonight.

They're going to an engagement party.

MICHAEL: That's a horrible idea.

BARBARA: Oh. Right.

Probably.

MICHAEL: Well I should get back to it.

BARBARA: Yes. Me too.

(SOFT MUSIC)

JAKE: Are you sure you don't want to stay?

EVIE: I just. I have a really early flight tomorrow and I can't miss this one.

JAKE: Right. Of course.

EVIE: Oh. That was fast. It's already here.

JAKE: Yeah uh.

Safe flight.

EVIE: Thanks.

JAKE: Good night.

EVIE: G'night.

Oh.

JAKE: Great.

EVIE: No. It's fine.

Good night.

OLIVIA: Think he is okay?

RAY: Nope.

JAKE: (LAUGHS)

RAY: That ah. That went alright. No?

JAKE: Yeah.

EVIE: Well I mean I don't know Barb.

I guess thought because the way we met an all

the crazy coincidences that when we finally did connect it would be...

BARBARA: Fairytale?

EVIE: Yeah.

I guess.

And instead it was just uncomfortable.

BARBARA: Can I give you some advice?

After Michael and I had that almost kiss on Fated Romance. I blew him off.

EVIE: Why?

BARBARA: Because I saw that he cut the crust off his sandwich,

and I thought, 'wow' what else is he picky about?

I threw away something great over a sandwich. EVIE: Barb. I..

MICHAEL: I still cut the crust off my sandwiches.

BARBARA: Oh my god.

MICHAEL: I am sorry. I was just walking by.

EVIE: I'm going to go. I have to be, somewhere.

BARBARA: Cyrano is already out for the battle scene.

MICHAEL: I know. I saw. He looks great.

BARBARA: Okay. Good.

MICHAEL: So it was the sandwiches that did me in?

BARBARA: And what did me in?

Am I too old?

Am I too brash?

Do I wear too much makeup?

MICHAEL: No. There's nothing. You are perfect just the way you are.

BARBARA: And so then why are you ignoring me?

MICHAEL: I'm sorry.

I feel like a teenager all of sudden.

Not in a good, energetic way.

In a sweaty, uncomfortable, I don't know how to act around you way.

BARBARA: Me too.

MICHAEL: You know...

I told myself for years,

that you would never be interested in me.

And now...

BARBARA: And now?

MICHAEL: And now I'm worried I am going to screw everything up.

And I don't want to screw it up.

BARBARA: I have an idea.

Let's just skip to the part where you and I are real with each other,

I had a great time at dinner the other day.

I want to have dinner with you again.

Preferably today. But I'm flexible.

MICHAEL: I think I can arrange that.

BARBARA: Great.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

RAY: Okay.

So the inspector will be back tomorrow

which means we actually get to open on Saturday.

JAKE: Well that's great.

We should celebrate.

Where's Olivia?

RAY: Throwing pottery.

She hasn't left the wheel since that engagement party.

JAKE: I thought she said she didn't want to get engaged.

RAY: Hm. Hm. So now I just have a ring burning a hole in my pocket

and my bank account. And she doesn't even want it.

JAKE: Ah.

She wants what you want.

RAY: Which is?

JAKE: A happy ending.

RAY: Ah great.

Now I just have to figure out how to make that happen.

JAKE: (SIGHS)

RAY: So are you going to invite Evie to the party?

JAKE: She's in Vancouver.

RAY: Seems like an easy flight.

JAKE: Yeah. I think you were right.

I think it's probably right to just let this one go.

Besides we've got a lot going on here.

RAY: Right. Right. I get it.

So you went on one bad date,

and now you're giving up?

JAKE: I'm not giving up. RAY: Hmmm

I hardly know her.

RAY: Isn't that the point?

Get to know her.

JAKE: Well, what. What if I don't like what I find out.

What if she's not perfect?

RAY: (LAUGHS)

I can tell you right now. She's not. Okay? No one is.

Like Olivia. She's moody.

I have to ask her three times

before she actually tells me what she thinks about something.

She complains about her mom incessantly.

She spends way too much time on her phone.

But she is also incredibly patient.

She calms me down when I'm getting worked up about things.

She knows just by looking at me if I need a hug or I need space.

So Look.

Evie probably isn't perfect.

But.

She might be perfect for you.

JAKE: You know

that's some pretty solid proposal material right there.

RAY: Yeah. I know.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(MUSIC)

(PHONE PING)

MICHAEL: (ON RADIO) Evie, need you on sound stage two.

Evie. Today!

EVIE: I'll be right there.

(ENERGIZING MUSIC)

(PARTY CHATTER)

RAY: Excuse me.

I would like to purchase this vase.

OLIVIA: That one is not for sale. I put it on hold.

RAY: What!?

OLIVIA: I put it away for this incredible guy

who spent a ton of time and capital into this workshop

RAY: Are you talking about me?

OLIVIA: Yes I am. Thank you Ray.

RAY: Okay, you are welcome.

Hide this.

And there is a little something under the table there.

OLIVIA: (LAUGHS)

RAY: Three glasses please garçon.

JAKE: I've got some... coffee mugs.

RAY: Perfect.

(CORK POPS) Hey!

Hear we go.

JAKE: Come on...

OLIVIA: Yesss

RAY: For you. OLIVIA: Thank you.

RAY: You can get that yourself. JAKE: Of course I can. Yeah.

OLIVIA: To a very happy ending to an incredibly long and miserable construction project.

RAY: Oh yeah.

Happy endings.

(BACKGROUND PARTY SOUNDS)

Are you alright?

JAKE: Yeah. Yeah.

It's silly. I was just hoping she'd come.

Which is crazy. Because...

She has a job. And she's in Canada.

OLIVIA: Ah. Why don't you call her.

RAY: No.

You should go there.

OLIVIA AND RAY: What?!

RAY: Olivia was right.

OLIVIA: I was? I was right.

RAY: (SIGHS) I don't know how much I believe in this whole destiny stuff but...

I do know that relationships take effort.

Sometimes you gotta go the extra mile.

Or several hundred miles in this case.

JAKE: I can get a seat on a plane tomorrow morning.

RAY: There you go. OLIVIA: Yes.

JAKE: I can't. We, we just opened.

And there is so much to do.

RAY: Jake... OLIVIA: We can manage.

OLIVIA: Go pack.

JAKE: Are you sure?

RAY AND OLIVIA: Oh come on.

JAKE: You guys are the best. Thank you.

RAY: No, no. She's here!?

She's here. OLIVIA: He just left. Go get him.

LINDA: Excuse me, could I get this dish?

OLIVIA: Of course!

(PARTY CHATTER)

JAKE: I forgot my keys.

You came.

EVIE: I did.

I mean I am your first customer, I couldn't miss the opening.

JAKE: (LAUGHS)

EVIE: I have to leave first thing tomorrow morning.

JAKE: I am glad you are here now.

EVIE: Me. too.

JAKE: We just toasted the store, and um...

This has literally been a dream of mine for a few years.

It didn't feel good without someone to share it with.

EVIE: Well, how does it feel now?

JAKE: Much better.

JAKE: Then my father literally said,

At least now your will be making money and not costing us.

EVIE: Oh no he didn't? JAKE: Yeah.

JAKE: Well he did have a point.

EVIE: He'll come around.

Especially when he sees what you have created here.

JAKE: What about your parents?

How do they like you being a...

an assistant producer?

EVIE: Oh my parents think I am super famous.

JAKE: Yeah. EVIE: Yeah. No. Seriously they do. They uh.

The second they saw my name

in the credits of a film in the

tiniest most illegible font they thought I was

like best friends with Tom Cruise or something (LAUGHS)

They're sweet though.

JAKE: Yeah. They sound pretty great.

EVIE: They are.

LINA: (CLEARS THROAT)

JAKE: Sorry, what can I get ya?

LINA: Could you do a cappuccino?

JAKE: Of course.

EVIE: Have you seen this beautiful piece? LINA: Wow!

EVIE: Stunning. Right? LINA: Yeah. Love the color. EVIE: Hm. Hm.

All these pieces are made right here in the studio.

Even the coffee beans.

LINA: Oh. Can't wait to try 'em.

RAY: So what do you think?

OLIVIA: I think they're going to be okay.

RAY: Yeah? OLIVIA: Hm. Hm.

RAY: What about us?

OLIVIA: We are definitely going to be okay.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

JAKE: I still can't believe this rain. EVIE: I know.

I still had a really fun time tonight.

RAY: Me too. Here.

I just wish we had more time. EVIE: I know.

EVIE: You know what we could do?

And just hear me out because this is a crazy idea.

But we could exchange information.

JAKE: No... EVIE: No?

Talk on the phone.

Maybe even go on an actual date when I am back in a few months.

JAKE: No, no no. That's way to convenient. I'll just follow you to Vancouver.

EVIE: You should. It's beautiful this time of year.

JAKE: You know your, your boss actually recommended me for a role.

EVIE: Really?

JAKE: No. I can't pull that nose off.

I was thinking...

about your Cyrano, did they change the ending?

EVIE: Oh yeah. Of course.

I told you. Nobody wants to see a log fall on anyone's head.

JAKE: Hmm.

EVIE: What?

You still don't believe in happy endings?

JAKE: No, no.

But I am starting to...

EVIE: This is me.

I should really start packing. I am trying not to be late anymore...

JAKE: I better not waste any time.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

JAKE: I am going to need to, um

confirm your contact information.

Just you know. Just in case.

Everett Jones

EVIE: Everett Elizabeth Jones.

JAKE: Everett Elizabeth Jones.

Uh you know, I'm going to need email, fax number, et cetera

Um, In case anything gets mixed up...

Thank you. EVIE: You are welcome.

I wish I didn't have to go.

JAKE: Me too!

Yeah.

Here.

EVIE: Good night.

JAKE: Good night.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(GENTLE MUSIC)

EVIE: Bye.

JAKE: Bye.

OLIVIA: Honestly I don't need anything.

RAY: Oh no it's fine. I've, I've been practicing.

It will just take a minute.

OLIVIA: Okay.

Cappuccino it is.

RAY: Perfect.

OLIVIA: Look. I've been wanting to talk to you about what I said at the engagement party.

RAY: Yeah. Yeah I want to talk about that too...

OLIVIA: The thing is I just, I want you to know how excited I am,

and for us to partner on this shop with you.

And, How I appreciate you... (ESPRESSO MACHINE GETS LOUD)

RAY: What did you say? OLIVIA: (YELLING OVER THE ESPRESSO MACHINE)

That I appreciate you

and you supporting my dream.

(MACHINE STOPS)

OLIVIA: Ray, did you hear any of that?

Um, I just... RAY: (SOFTLY) Alright.

RAY: So I have something I wanted to tell you.

OLIVIA: Ray just, just wait. I am trying to get out something

RAY: Olivia, you don't have to say anything...

OLIVIA: I do...I

RAY: You are my dream woman.

The perfect partner. OLIVIA: Listen to me first.

RAY: I've been so caught up in trying to find the perfect way to ask but,

You know what I realized... OLIVIA: what I am trying to say is...

Perfect to me

is spending the rest of my life with you.

So Olivia. OLIVIA: Ray!

BOTH: Will you marry me?

OLIVIA: What? RAY: What are you...

RAY: Ah?

OLIVIA: yes, YES!! RAY: Yes?

Yes, we do! Me too. Me too. OLIVIA: Ray!

OLIVIA: Oh you got a ring.

Ray...

RAY: Is this what you were up to when you were avoiding me?

OLIVIA: Yes, yes I was just trying to

throw you off with the whole let's not get married thing.

RAY: It worked! (LAUGHS)

OLIVIA: Ray, Oh where did you get this?

RAY: At an antique shop. In Sedona.

Jake picked it up for me.

OLIVIA: Jake? The ring? And Jake's lost bag?

RAY: Yeah. It's a long story.

OLIVIA: That's perfect. This is perfect.

RAY: You're perfect.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(PASSENGERS CHATTER)

(GENTLE MUSIC)

EVIE: Wha...?

JAKE: Excuse me.

Um, would you mind terribly switching seats with me

so that I can sit with my girlfriend.

I am over at 37F. Its a great spot.

JAMIE: Not at all.

RAY: Thank you.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

EVIE: Girlfriend? JAKE: (CHUCKLES)

We're about to take off. I couldn't go into the whole story.

EVIE: What are you doing here?

JAKE: This is my grand gesture.

Bought a ticket last night. I wanted to surprise you in Canada.

But it looks like we booked the same flight.

EVIE: Of course we did.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

ATTENDANT: Please fasten your seatbelts.

(EXHILARATING MUSIC)