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Oh

Oh

Oh

Interesting

Bloody hell, dirty salt

Didn't realise it was into all this, never said

Wow

Well my breasts are bigger than that

Wow

There's a few different shapes and sizes

Ah

Mature

Well I'm mature

Now, just tilt

Up with that

Oh

Hmm

Very nice

Well you could have some men in here for me

And again he doesn't even know I've got the damn thing so

That's an idea

Hmm

Wow

Hmm

I'm getting a bit homeless I'm actually now

Hmm

Wow

Could do that

Do that

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Oh wow

She's got feather duster like me

She's got me on a feather duster

I'm not complaining

Hmm

Oh wow

Hmm

Hmm

I quite like this

I don't know why he keeps it from me

I'm quite happy to

To go along with it

I like a bit of porn

Hmm

She should give him a bell

Yeah

Yeah

Serious

Hiya

How are you today?

Not working you too hard are they?

No?

Are you just about to have your dinner break?

Oh that's quite handy

Because I wanted to work with you

No no no no I'm not

I'm not annoyed with you in any way

Why should I be?

I've um

I'm just cleaning

Yeah

Yeah

Just doing a bit of dusting

And

I

Came across something

That

I didn't know you liked

Well you haven't said anything to me

But

What is it?

Okay okay

It is

Under the cushion

On the small sofa

What do you think it is?

Hmm

Hmm

Yes

Yes

It's your porn magazine

No no no I'm not annoyed

No no I quite

I quite like it myself

I can't understand why you haven't said anything about it before

You thought I'd be embarrassed?

I'm not some shy little girl you know

I'm a mature woman

For goodness sake

Yeah

To be honest

It's quite eternal

Yeah

Some of these positions

Wouldn't mind getting into myself

With you

In fact

I think I'm going to have a bit of play

So

Whereabouts are you?

You go somewhere so you can talk to me

Well you don't want anybody else to hear you do you?

Eh?

Are you going to go into the men's room?

That's

Good yeah

Yeah

Yeah that's good

Okay

Hang on a minute

I'll just get a bit

Get a bit more comfortable

Okay?

Give me two minutes

Yeah?

Okay

Hmm

Hmm

Are you still there?

Oh good

Okay

Right

So where

Where are you?

It's alright I didn't mean to shout

Where are you?

Good

Good good good

So

You're in the loo

Right

Have I locked the door?

I can hear you haven't locked the door yet

Okay

So

Get your cook out then

Yeah?

Give yourself a bit of a rub for me

Yeah?

Yeah I'm doing the same

Yeah

I'm

Having a bit of a rub myself

Oh

God I'm wet

I didn't realise

Magazines turn me on so much

Yeah?

Well there's some nice girls in there

Yeah

Is there any one in particular you fancy?

The blonde

Ah

Ah yeah I can see her

I can see her

Yeah

Yeah I'm playing with my pussy now

Yeah

Rubbing my tits

Okay

Okay hang on

Let's get them out

Wait a minute

Wait a minute

Okay

Yeah

God you know I love you rubbing my tits

So what are you on about?

Yeah

That's great

Oh God

Oh God there's somebody coming though is there?

I'm going to lose her

I'll have a little play without you for a minute

Yeah?

I'll come back in a minute

Is that you?

Alright good good good

So

You're okay now

You're in there on your own

In the loo

Yeah?

Okay

So

I would have told you

I'd suggest you get your cock out

Yeah definitely

No no no

Don't worry about me for a minute

Because you've only got a little bit of time

Before you have to go back to work anyway

They're not going to be very happy

With you sitting in the loo wanking are they?

No no no

Okay so

Get your trousers down

Get your cock out

Alright so spit on your hand

A bit of spit

Yeah

And then slowly start

Wanking yourself

Yeah

Yeah I know you like your balls being tickled so

Have a tickle with your balls yeah

Mmhmm

Is that nice?

Is that nice hearing me tell you to do it?

Yeah

Okay so then

Have a little bit more of a wank

Mmhmm

Is this really turning you on?

Oh that's good

That's good

Of course I'm turned on

What do you think?

I'd be silly not to be wouldn't I?

Mmhmm

Do you call me bugger?

Yeah

Yeah

I play with my tits

Yeah

I am

Indeed

No I haven't got my bra off yet

Look

Don't rush me

Don't rush me

Let's er

Let's get you a little bit sorted out

Yeah

So

Imagine me

Laying on the bed

What would you do?

I'd keep wanking

Yeah you'd

Kiss me

Kiss down my neck

All down

Right

You're working your way

Down to my tits

Yeah

You love licking and sucking my tits don't you?

Yeah I know

Yeah

I love it

I love it

Yeah carry on

Yeah

Oh you do like it

You want a bit of a tit wank

Do you?

Yeah go on then

Pretend I'm wanking you on my titties

Yeah

How's that feel?

So good

Yeah I know

I know

Yeah

Lots of kissing

Lots of kissing

Yeah

Yeah

What am I doing now?

I'll tell you what

I'll suck your cock now shall I?

Yeah

So

I'll suck your cock

Yeah

And run my tongue up and down your shaft

Is that good?

Yeah

Yeah

All the way up and down

And then I'll put your cock in my mouth

As far as I can get it down my throat

Yeah

As far as it will go

Is that good?

Yeah

Hang on I'm going to take my bra off

That's in the way so I can feel my breasts

Well pretend you're feeling my breasts anyway

Hang on two seconds

Okay I'm with you

Yeah

Oh god yeah of course I'm rubbing my tits

I'm rolling my nipples

Like you do

Yeah

That feels so good

How are you doing with your wanking?

Yeah

Don't forget your balls

Yeah

Okay

Okay

Yeah I'm going to touch myself as well

Yeah

Yeah I've got my pussy out

I've got my fingers in my pussy down my knickers

Yeah

Oh god yes I can just imagine it's you fingering me

Yeah

How many fingers?

I'm just going to put one in yeah

Oh that's good

Yeah

Hmm

Don't go too fast with your wanking yet

No

Good

Oh I'll take these knickers off hang on a minute

Let me take my knickers off first

I can't do it unless I take my knickers off

Okay hang on

Okay

Okay

I am stark naked on the sofa

Yeah

Of course I'm playing with my pussy

What my cunt?

Oh right okay I'm playing with my cunt then

You like that word don't you?

Yeah does that really turn you on?

I don't mind using it if you want me to

Yeah

So now

Are you still wanking?

Yeah that's good

Oh no I haven't got your fingers in there yet have I?

Oh yes that's it yeah

You want me to put two in?

Oh that's quite good actually I quite like that

Yeah

Hmm

What are you thinking?

You want to see my pink bits?

Do you?

Are you imagining it?

Okay okay

How's that?

Hmm

Hmm

Yeah

Well it's hard to do it with the hold of the phone in one hand

Yeah

Yeah I'm showing them off

I'm showing them off

Yeah

Oh

It does feel good

You want me to turn round?

Oh

Okay

I'll turn round

I noticed some of the pictures in the magazine

where the girls are turned round yeah

Okay I'm turning

Yeah I'm on the back of the sofa

Yeah

Oh yeah it does feel good actually

Oh fuck

Yeah

Oh

You certainly can get hold of your pussy better

Oh sorry cunt

You cunt better yeah

Yeah I've got two fingers on there

Hmm

Okay

This isn't going to take me too long coming if I sit like this for long

You know that don't you?

Yeah

Oh my word

What did you say?

Someone's come in the toilet

I'll be quiet a minute

Okay alright I won't speak for a moment okay

Well I can concentrate on myself then anyway can't I?

Ha ha

Oh

Hmm

Sorry sorry sorry love I can hear you

Yeah

Okay you've been wanking while they've been in the toilet

Ha ha ha

No I don't I'm not

It's funny in a sexy way okay

Ha ha ha

Yeah

Of course I'm playing with myself still

I'm going to see it through

I want to cum

Why do you have to let me put the phone down again then?

Well I'll try

Oh yeah

Say dirty things to me girl

Oh you know what to say without me telling you after all this time

Oh

Does it taste good?

Hmm

Of course it tastes good

It's me isn't it

Oh I'm going to have to go love

No no no

No stay there while I cum

Wait a minute wait a minute

Oh my god oh my god

Fuck

Oh

Oh

Okay

Okay

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ha ha

Oh

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha

Job done

Ha ha ha

How about you?

Oh you've cum have you?

You've been listening to me

Alright okay

Right I'll see you when you get home yeah

Well don't be too late tonight

Yeah

Alright darling

Bye

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

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