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[ Elevator bell dings ]

Beautiful day, huh?

Every day above ground is a beautiful day.

You got that right.

[ Elevator bell dings ] Well, this is me.

See you tomorrow!

And, also, I love you.

We've been riding this elevator every day

for the past six years, and every day,

I've wanted to tell you that I love you.

Jesus Christ, Doug, get it together!

[ Gulps ]

[ Exhales ] [ Elevator bell dings ]

[ Low rumbling ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Uplifting music plays ]

♪

[ Explosions ]

♪

[ People screaming ]

♪

Darren: I gotta say I'm very disappointed here, Jeff.

I mean, think about how this reflects on us!

We set you up with a new job and then you nuke the place?

Whoosh! Strike one hundred.

Next stop-- tank-town.

Not that the tank is a punitive instrument, Darren.

But in this case we do think it would be best

to put some space between you and the rest of the colony.

Yeah, we're thinking a year or two.

Minimum.

[ Monitor beeping ]

What do you have to say for yourself?

Well, first, obviously, I'm as shocked a-- as you are.

That's the truth.

I mean, who could have imagined something like

this actually even-- Ma'am?

Jaxton is awake.

Oh, thank God. Send him in.

Guy's got a pair of wrecking balls between his legs, huh?

He saved what? Must've been a dozen lives?

Just imagine the carnage if he hadn't been there...

There he is! The man of the hour.

The hero of Mars!

Have a seat, buddy. You earned it.

Jeff here was just about to tell us

exactly how he managed to nearly murder

and destroy an entire, crucial department.

Isn't that right, Jeff? Stop, stop.

You got it all wrong.

I'm no hero.

Uh, Jax? [ Chuckles ]

You bump your head or something, bud?

Jax: It was my fault.

I must've forgot to turn off the nitrous yesterday...

Sometimes I turn on the gas to keep things on an even keel.

"It's like playing jazz."

I just feel it out and-- I don't know.

You okay, man?

Uh, yeah, I'm okay, except for the fact that the--

Well, then. Jeff, it looks like we owe you an apology.

Hey Jeff, why don't you go lie down for a bit, okay?

But actually, fellas-- No buts, pal.

You need to rest.

Nothing's more important than your health.

Hey, but, if you can just give me a minute,

I-I think I can shed some light on--

♪

Oh, God, what did I do?

♪

[ Buzzing ]

Phew, okay...

Ugh, this is all out of order.

You're not using Jaxton's system.

Oh. O-Okay.

I'm not sure he fully explained this step?

But-- But if you give me a quick refresher,

I think I might have a-- I'm on the receiving end

of the system, not the refreshing end, Jeff.

And in case you haven't noticed, we are dangerously behind here.

You do know that our advocacy and promotion of personal

well-being is literally the only thing

stopping half of this colony from killing themselves?

Yes, o-of course.

Fuck-ups like these have huge consequences, Jeff.

Right. Huge!

O-Okay.

Get my water ready for Dream Circle.

Copy.

Now, did you want that with lemon or without?

Yeah, Jeff, I actually want the water without lemon this time.

Thank you for asking.

Let's skip the antioxidants and the flavonoids

and let the inflammation run rampant

through my entire weakened, critically injured body.

So you do want it with lemon water?

[Echoing] LEMON WATER NOW!

Yes, ma'am.

Now, I know this has been a intensely traumatic week,

but let's do our best to remember the reason

we're all here.

Dreams.

I'll go first. [ Rattling ]

I have a dream...

that we make all the cafeteria tables into chalkboards

and we put little cups of colored chalk around.

Doodling is a natural stress-reliever.

And I know I could sure use a stress-reliever

right about now.

[ All muttering agreement ]

Marcus, would you like to go next?

Oh, I have a dream...

that my eyebrows magically grow back overnight

after that freak Jaxton burned them off.

[ Chuckling ]

C'mon, Marcus. I don't think that's right.

I know it's hard, but please, let's keep it positive.

"Positive"...

positive.

I have a dream...

that Jeff is as successful a presence

as I just know he's gonna be.

Because I never want to go back to working

with that freak motherfucker ever again.

I mean, he's so toxic.

He was literally gaslighting us with gas!

Okay, people, okay.

The elephant in the room-- Jaxton.

Let's just say, I've been working very closely

with Darren on this,

and we found a much more suitable place for him.

A tank.

A sleep tank, actually. [ Low rumbling ]

I don't quite understand the science of it all,

but the bottom line is... [ Heartbeat ]

...he's gonna be in there a long, long time.

Years.

If he can survive that long without kissing Reagan's ass.

[ Laughter echoing ]

♪

[ Pounding ]

♪

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ Blender whirring ]

Hey Mario. Hey, man.

Hey, I don't know if you actually heard me,

but I ordered a smoothie,

not some loosey-goosey puddle of piss.

Let's thicken her up with some bananas please, okay, Chief?

Thank you.

You're putting Jax in the tank?

We sure are!

But the tank's a killing machine!

Well, actually, we fixed it!

And really, there wasn't anything wrong with it at all.

In all the hustle and bustle

of getting your unconscious body in there,

we forgot to flush out your bowels.

So you were just choking on that stuff for weeks and weeks.

But I think there's been a mistake, y'know?

I think Jax took responsibility for something

that actually was completely an accident, maybe.

I-I don't know, it could have been something

that had nothing to do with him.

I just don't know.

Well, thank you, Mario. Thank you so much.

Why are you even worrying about this stuff?

You're the Dreamspiration guy now.

You don't got time to fret about Jax.

Guy's a total flunky. A dud.

He's all cashed out. He's got no edge.

Not like you. Look at you!

You're a young, virile executive with a head full of dreams

and a dick full of lead, baby!

You got your whole life ahead of you.

You look great, Jeff, by the way.

You-- You smell like shit, but you look great.

[Echoing] Guy's a dud.

He's all cashed out.

He's got no edge.

Jax: ...and every victorious soldier

has one thing in common-- an edge.

Shit, if things really went south,

I got enough plutonium to bring this whole place

down around us like--

[ Imitates explosion ]

♪

See, the thing is, some ancient grains she likes,

some ancient grains she does not like.

Quinoa, that's a yes.

Millet, that's a yes.

Barley, that's a yes.

Buckwheat, that's a no.

Right. Yeah.

Jax: Now let me ask you something.

You got any tips for the tank?

Ah, l-listen, Jax, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

See, I really think there might be

another path forward on all of this.

You know how you were telling me you had

"enough plutonium to bring this whole place down"?

Mmmmmmm.

"Dirt on everybody." Y-Your necklace thing.

U-Um...

Jax! The shark tooth USB drive?

It-- It's the only thing around your neck?

Oh, this.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.

No way, man. Th-- That's...

That's for my peeps.

Yeah, I-I'd never use it on myself.

It would be selfish.

Sometimes you gotta be selfish.

No way, amigo.

Only assholes are selfish.

If you were in trouble?

Sure. I-I'd deploy the nukes.

But no...

not for ol' Jax.

I've got a date with the tank.

I know it's gonna be pretty wet in there.

Pretty dark, too.

But lord knows I've spent plenty of time in the shadows.

Hey, easy there, bud.

Here, how about we have another round before we hit the road?

[ Muffled humming ]

♪ Dreamland ♪

♪ There let my dreams... ♪

Take it easy.

[ Snoring ]

♪ COME trueeeee ♪

Good boy. That's it.

Whoa!

[ Belches ]

Oh, shit!

You're okay, old friend, you're okay.

[ Exhales, snorts ]

[ Snoring ]

♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few years,

you know the name Junior Ellis.

Commercials, magazines, television appearances,

and the new face of Brian's Beef Barn,

located right off of exit 27 in downtown Fort Lauderdale.

Folks, little Junior Ellis is living large.

[ Cheers and applause ]

What the f...?

Jax?

Jax: Turn it off. [ Gasps ]

I-I was just trying to--

TURN IT OFF.

NOW!

I-- Sorry, uh--

Give me that!

I-I'm sorry. I-I was just trying to get the dirt to save you.

To save my peep.

The only dirt I got is on myself.

On that 350-pound, chipmunk-cheeked loser.

I-I don't know about that, Jax, I mean, I--

I thought it was kind of cool. Sure, you--

you might have been a little on the husky side, but--

I changed my name the day I turned twelve.

The last 30 years?

They've been about changing everything else.

It's been a difficult journey.

But I'll tell you what.

When I met you, I realized something.

I don't always gotta walk that road alone.

Sure it sucks I hit a multi-year detour with this tank stuff.

But, hey, at least I got to make a good buddy first.

A best buddy.

I love you, man.

Oh, o-okay.

Well, I love you, to--

[ Sobbing ]

♪

[ Rainstick rattling ]

Man: I have a dream.

A little gong right by the door.

Just give it a ring.

Y'know, you don't always gotta ring it hard.

Just give it a little "Bong."

There's something I-I gotta say to everyone.

A-A-- Dream.

No. Not a dream.

Not a dream?

A fib, actually.

That I told.

Technically an omission. And, well...

Uh...

I'm the one who caused the explosion event at your party.

Sorry, Jeff, are you making a joke or...?

It's-- It's just sometimes hard to know.

I-I'm not making a joke.

I caused the explosion.

Ha, ha, Jeff.

Goddamn it, w-w-will you listen to me?

Jax had nothing to do with it.

I was just worried about your birthday, Reagan.

I didn't want everyone to be disappointed.

A-And the truth is,

I actually think there's a path forward

where we can all come together and instead of punishing people,

I believe that we can focus on getting things back on track,

y'know, to how they were...

you know, b-before the explosion.

Well, thank you, Jeff. Wow.

You know, I do my best to make sure this is a safe space.

A space of tolerance for people to speak and exist

without judgment or stigma.

But when people take advantage of my trust,

the safe space is obliterated.

You make me sick, and luckily,

I won't have to see your lying face anymore.

You've been transferred.

Transferred to the tank.

[ Laughing maniacally ]

Oh, my God, babe.

Did they say how long?

Um, a few years.

More than a few, actually.

Oh, my God, Jeff...

Oh.

This is all so sudden.

Yeah. Fuck!

I mean, I feel like things were really starting

to get so good between us.

Like we were, I don't know, rekindling.

I mean, at least you'll be up here soon.

Oh. Right.

So you can, I don't know, visit me.

Just tap on the glass or something.

Jeffy...

And then who knows, y'know?

Maybe 10 years from now, you're walking down that hallway

and you come around the corner and there I am.

I would love that.

How did this happen?

How did it come to this?

♪

No need to be precious.

Our boy's an old pro.

Just don't go dying on us this time, 'kay, bud?

[Echoing] Good night! [ Chuckles ]

Oh, he's out, he's out, okay.

The playground is officially open. Who wants to go first?

Time to give this son of a bitch a run for his money.

[ Laughs ]

You know what, honey?

I've been thinking about this whole Mars thing, and, uh...

I don't want to go.

That's fine. It was just a thought.

Yeah, I mean, why would I go to Mars?

When you really think about it, we have everything here.

A beautiful home.

The sunset, the breeze...

and you.

Papa, Papa!

What is it, Etienne?

Tilly wants to open her presents.

[ Dog barks ] [ Laughs ]

Hannah: Banjo! Get out of here!

[ All laughing ]

Banjo! You're silly!

What about Papa's present?

The kids picked something out just for you, Jeff.

Up here, Papa!

[ Eerie music plays ]

♪

Wait, what?

♪

W-What's going on here?

♪

Wait.

Whoa.

W-W-- No, no! [ Banging ]

[ Alarm blaring ]

Jax.

That's what happens to people who fuck with my peeps.

[ Phone chiming ]

Jeff: Ha-Hannah! Oh...

Hey, boo!

- No... - I'm free!

Yep, i-it's like a miracle or something.

I-It's unbelievable!

Wow...

What happened?

Well, I was in there and it was filling up with water,

and then-- you know what?

It doesn't matter. The tank's destroyed.

Gone. I mean, it's-- it's over!

It's really fucking over!

Jeff... I know! Yeah!

And hey, listen, I saw something when I was in there,

and, I, uh-- I'm just...

Well, I wanted to say I'm so damn happy

to have you in my life.

And I know that these past few months have been hard,

but I'm gonna make it up to you--

And they don't have another tub? Tank!

Like, in the back somewhere?

I-I was imprisoned in a tank!

And no, I don't think they have another one.

But Hannah?

Okay, what's going on?

Listen, Jeff...

I need to tell you something.

Hann?

I'm not coming to Mars.

♪

[ Wind whistling ]

♪

Jeff: A frontier town on the edge of the known universe.

A blank slate of red dirt,

the biggest volcano in the solar system,

and ice.

Lots and lots of ice.

One day, it'd become a thriving petri dish

of aerobic life-forms.

But for now, it was just us.

This was where we'd planted our flag.

This was where we would write our next chapter.

♪

[ Grunting ]

♪

Hey, uh, I wanted to say thanks.

For what you did.

For me, y'know, to the tank.

You're good to your peeps.

And I didn't even think I was a peep anymore,

to tell you the truth.

Not sure I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, okay, well, I'll see you around.

W-What do you got there?

This? It's just building supplies.

Uh, what are you building?

A man.

Oh, like a-- like a little robot dude or...?

No.

Me.

♪

♪ A man decides after seventeen years ♪

♪ That what he goes there for ♪

♪ Is to unlock the door ♪

♪ While those around him criticize and sleep ♪

♪

Yes, most people derive meaning from their jobs.

But what if I told you my job is me?

I'm my own life's work!

♪

♪ But we're never gonna survive unless ♪

Nihao. My name is Jeff.

Wo jiao Jeff.

♪ No, we're never gonna survive unless we are a little ♪

♪ Crazy ♪

♪ Crazy are the people walking through my head ♪

♪ One of them's got a gun ♪

♪ To shoot the other one ♪

♪ And yet together they were friends at school ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ The fire went out when we first took the pill ♪

♪ They'll be back, be back, be back, be back ♪

Woo zhàngfu yu dào máfanle, woo xuyào qu kàn yisheng.

Fuck!

♪

♪ But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy ♪

♪ But we're never gonna survive unless we are a little ♪

♪ Crazy ♪

♪ No, no, we'll never survive ♪

♪ Unless we get a little bit ♪

♪ A man decides, oh, long after seventeen years ♪

♪ Oh, darling ♪

♪ In a sky full of people, only some want to fly ♪

♪ Isn't that crazy? ♪

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