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Mama got us a second salon!

[ All screaming ]

Be my wife.

What?

Call an ambulance.

This brush with death

has got me thinking about what's --

what's truly important.

Family. Family.

I think I finally found the one.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, let me -- I'll show you.

Is this a joke?

Ken, that's my daughter.

Oh, God.

Hey, there. Hey.

You okay?

I can see your eyes! Your pupils are like pinholes.

What are you doing? Y -- y'all just calm down.

Maybe you need to step off, Gold Tooth,

and let me talk to my wife.

How about that? What you gonna do?

What happened? Clay's people.

They pissed 'cause you stole they business.

It's over, Desna.

Juanda: If you had someone you could mold into your own image,

you'd be immortal.

And when the time is right, you snatch that baby.

♪♪

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Spooky music playing ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

♪♪

[ Thunder crashes ]

♪♪

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

♪♪

♪♪

Hey, what are you doing here?

I got that 911 text from Des.

Oh, yeah.

What's wrong, Pol? Oh, Lord.

Publix stopped selling your favorite mustache bleach.

Um, I'm marrying the Baron.

And, uh, I laser, thank you very much.

He's still alive?

Yeah, thanks to me he got a reason to live.

Ohh! You know what I'm saying?

So we're gonna elope tonight.

Oh, shit.

You're, like, really having feelings for this guy?

Yeah.

It's just that, the thing is, is that the Baron

thinks he's marrying someone he's not.

So? Oh, God.

Just live a lie like the rest of us.

Oh, like you really love giving blowjobs?

[ Bell jingles ] Okay?

Hey, interrupting the donut party

'cause I got news.

Talk about news -- Pol's getting hitched tonight.

[ Giggles ] What the what?

Yeah!

[ Laughing ] Congrats, Pol.

I -- I --

This is some much-needed light in all this darkness.

I'll host for you, girl.

We gonna lay your wedding out.

Ooh, like, uh, Eva Marcille from "Atlanta Housewives?"

Mm. Put a pin in it for one second.

We got something serious to discuss.

My cruise ship deal was none of Desna's business.

I didn't know what Des was gonna do.

Were you born this stupid?!

Oh, my God, Ann.

I promise you I was not trying to hurt you.

Well, you did, because without that paper,

I am stuck in this shithole town.

Okay, but whose fault is it that our Claws Up crew

got they asses whooped?

[ Horn honks ]

Oh, you wrong for that.

You know Des is gonna come back after you, right?

She should know by now I ain't scared of her.

♪♪

[ Glass shattering ]

Everything that I've been working my ass off for

is gone, it's destroyed.

Clay and that bitch Quiet Ann

put a beatdown on the Claws Up consultants.

All of them!

Well, that don't sound very friendly-like. Mnh-mnh.

Half of them are in the hospital,

but all of them quit.

Claws Up is officially broke down,

and so is our goddamn empire.

Christ in a banana hammock.

Well, are we fixin' to pack up and go home?

Hell, no.

I'ma bust through that shit, that's what I'm gonna do.

Oh-ho! If this ain't a gangsta right chyeah.

Right chyeah.

But before I do anything, I'm gonna make sure

that hick-dick Clay Husser is destroyed.

Mm. Mark my words.

Ooh, consider it marked.

Will you make him cry, though?

You know I love it when bald men cry.

Oh, I'm gonna make him cry

like a goddamn baby.

[ Laughter and cheering ]

♪♪

To the decimation of Claws Up.

Ha-ha! Hell yeah!

Say bye-bye to bad rubbish.

[ Chuckles ]

How about you there, son? You look a little bit reluctant.

No, no. Not me, Uncle Daddy.

No, no, no, no. Unh-unh, no.

I got your back on everything you're doing with Desna.

Well, that's good to hear, son,

'cause I'm gonna tell you something --

there's only one goal right now,

and that's building a legacy for the next generation.

Now I'm gonna try to put that, uh,

big-titty tyrant out of my mind

and do me some brainstorming.

Mm.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I got an idea.

You do?

This morning I was -- I was at a 12-Step meeting,

and there was this guy there who runs a chain

of sleep disorder clinics.

What the hell's that?

It's a place where nobody sleeps good but everybody wants to,

and they will pay real green to get their "Z"s on.

Maybe my guy can slip his clients our patches.

[ Laughs ] Hey!

That's a good idea, right there.

I like that idea.

That is not bad.

I mean, it's low.

But it's a good low. I like low and smart.

Alright! I gotta go.

Where you going, Quiet Mama? We poppin' some ideas here.

I got an appointment.

I gotta see somebody about some baby supplies.

Well, by all means, you take care of that

precious little life growing in your tummy.

There ain't nothin' in the whole world

more important than our baby.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Inhales sharply ]

Oh, great and powerful spirit, please...

speak to us.

Yes, spirit.

Should I tell the Baron about my true identity?

Is it broken?

Okay, it takes time to... invoke the spirit.

Oh. If you know what I'm saying.

Oh, yeah. Like in "The Craft."

One time I put a hex on my daddy

after he came on to my babysitter,

and clearly that didn't work either.

Speaking of messy situations,

girl, Ann was all kinds of pissed today.

Mm-hmm. But I stepped to her.

Oh, did you? Mm-hmm, sure did.

And now, we gonna step up.

Palmetto ain't big enough for two major dealers.

Okay, Griselda Blanco.

That part.

See, except we don't go for kneecaps.

We going for elbows.

If I can get Dr. Ken working exclusively

for my Black ass, goodbye right hand.

Ooh, speak on it!

Then I get rid of the left.

All I gotta do is get Bryce on my team

and take his damn patches.

I'ma take everything Clay Husser has,

and then we rise up... together.

Okay, so I want you

to come work exclusively for me,

and I'll match what he's paying you.

Hell, I might be able to double it.

[ Exhales ]

Hello? [ Snaps ]

Are you listening? I'm looking for flights.

I -- I heard you. And the answer's no.

The current arrangement's working...

It's fine. It's -- It's fine.

Kenneth.

Don't you want to give your girlfriend

the life she deserves?

You know you can't do that without a bag of money.

And how long are you supposed to make this girl wait?

Hmm? When is the time?

Right now. You goddamn right.

Trust me.

You do this, you're gonna be on top of the world.

Yeah. Okay.

Right now.

[ Exhales ]

Yes.

[ Bell chimes ]

Hey, hey there. I got your text.

What's wrong? Oh, um, just same old,

Hershey drop.

Uh, I just -- I got to thank you

for letting me cry on your shoulder.

I was, um -- I was deep in the shenanigans.

Oh, no.

Thanks, [chuckles] but I'm clean, shorty.

You keep that.

Well, you could just, um, save it for a rainy day.

Mm-hmm.

Man, y'all surely is going hard on a wedding

for a dude y'all barely know.

Well, because it's for Polly-Pol.

Now, we are gonna make tonight magical,

'cause, uh, [clears throat]

Lord knows it is all downhill after you say "I do."

Hey, relax, girl.

It's gonna be alright.

Mm. That feels good.

Well, don't stop. Get to work.

[ Both chuckle ]

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

Is withholding information the same thing as dishonesty?

It's not like it's outright lying.

Facts, but that's not your situation.

Polly Mountbatten's been lying like a cheap weave.

Ugh.

Axel's gonna hate me if he knows the truth.

But what if he doesn't?

Ohh, you sweet, sweet, innocent ho.

Oh, my gosh. I mean it.

The Baron may not know everything about you,

but he knows you're good people,

and you've proven what a dope chick you are

with all your euthanasia shit. [ Bell jingles ]

So stop being so hard -- Oh, shit.

What's wrong, Polly-Pol?

Uh...

We were just doing some inventory

and a bunch of Oxy's missing.

Oh. I know you lyin'.

First Bambi, now somebody else is ganking my shit?

Uh, looks like it, girl. What do we do?

Lock up the rest of the candy.

We don't want what we have left to fall apart.

-Again? -So?

Did you quit on Clay? One flaw in the slaw.

He's not happy.

You pathetic!

Is this supposed to be revenge 'cause I whooped on your crew?

Oh, shit.

Get your big face out of my shop!

Yeah, what she said! Shut up, Ken!

I don't need you to build my empire.

I got a divine calling to create a legacy for my heir.

-Ooh, Joseph Kennedy had that. -Who?

What the hell are you talking about, "legacy?"

Wouldn't you like to know?

I'll tell you this much, though --

nothing's gonna stop me,

especially not you!

I will not stop

until everything you love is destroyed.

Believe that. [ Chuckles ]

Believe it!

I really nailed that sleep clinic deal, didn't I?

See, this is exactly what I need

to help Uncle Daddy build his empire.

You did real good, Bryce.

Negotiated like a champ.

You too.

Ah!

I can't believe I was so jealous

of you and Uncle Daddy being so chummy.

Really?

Yeah, no, but now I see how thick-headed I was.

I mean, you -- you and I, we work well together.

And whatever we build, you inherit,

so it's all good, Bryce.

All good. It's all good.

It's all good.

♪♪

The only explanation is somebody's been stealing pills

right out from under our noses, y'all.

It's definitely someone with access to the salon.

An inside job.

It is probably the manufacturers, okay,

that shorted us.

I mean, you know how those people are.

They're crookier than a barrel of king cobras.

All I know is Des is gonna bust a cap in someone's ass

when she figures out who's thieving.

-Mm-hmm. -Mm.

♪♪

[ Paper rustling ]

You okay? Yeah.

I just, you know -- Virginia's right,

and I prefer my ass capless,

so it's just time for me to get back on the wagon,

and if anybody can quit cold turkey, it's me.

[ Both chuckle ]

Yeah, well, I'm proud of you, girl.

♪♪

Okay, G.

I see you flossin' with your new bag.

Girl, you know I ain't gotta pay for nothing

around my sugar daddy.

I keep telling you, I got that WAP.

Ah! [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

I can't believe I'm spending my wedding day

hunting down a thief.

Georgia seemed like such a sweetheart.

Trust me, sweethearts know how to run game.

She did say she had that sugar daddy.

We been living with that ho,

and this the first time we hear about him?

Ugh. Shut the front door.

Either that trick has a magic pussy,

or she's boostin' our shit.

[ Chuckles ]

This a joke? No.

Bryce, I'm dead serious.

Come and work for me.

We can run shit.

[ Scoffs ]

You remember how slick we was breaking into that Nazi's house,

stealing all of his shit?

Yeah, but I'm still not leaving my Uncle Daddy.

My God.

Bryce, aren't you ready for all this nonsense to be over with?

To get your marriage back on track, get your girls back?

Yeah, but none of that's got to do anything with him, though.

Are you kidding me?

You wouldn't even be in this position

if you wasn't running around

trying to people-please his ass all the time.

Me? T-Trying to please his ass?

Please, come on.

Bryce.

He is only checking for you for your Fentanyl patches.

No! Daggone.

That ain't true.

Now, ever since he had a heart attack,

Uncle Daddy's shown me nothing but love.

You can't be that blind.

He's making me his heir.

His what?!

I'm sorry, Desna.

I can't turn my back on my family.

Shit.

♪♪

I didn't think it was gonna be that hard to turn Bryce.

That boy been busy doing that Fentanyl for Clay.

He gotta be pulling down some paper.

It seems like it's something else.

There's more to it. It's like...

Clay's got him under some Goddamn spell or something.

You need to get in on that Fentanyl goodness.

Go to they supplier directly.

Not a bad idea.

Yeah, seriously.

You could be the queen of Palmetto.

You like that.

[ Cellphone ringing ] Oh.

It's my supervisor.

Hello?

Yeah, let me, uh, just check my schedule.

[ Knock on door ]

♪♪

What's up, Tiny Tits? Why you sweatin'?

I think Georgia's been stealing our pills and selling them.

What?!

I thought she was cool.

Me too, but I -- I guess we were wrong.

I don't know.

She's been stunting all these fancy new bags and shit.

Not on what I pay her.

I know it wasn't easy for you to come and tell me,

especially since that's your homegirl.

I'm loyal to you, Des.

You know loyalty doesn't just mean bringing me a problem.

It means helping me fix it.

What are you saying?

I'm saying that Georgia's been taking the bread

out of our mouths, and she needs to be dealt with.

♪♪

Oh, my God.

I can't figure out the combination to this safe.

Um, I thought it might be Desna's birthday,

but she never tells anybody the exact year she was born.

Shit, shorty, you must be fiendin'.

Yeah. It turns out the only people

that can really go cold turkey are white girls in movies.

You know that thank-you present I gave you?

Hey, say less.

I got you, girl.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

♪♪

Hey, boo. What are you doing home?

We know you stole our pills.

What?

[ Laughs ] Is this a joke?

Bitch, you see us laughing?

I can't believe you'd do this.

After everything I've done for you?

I swear, I -- I mean, I got you hired.

I brought you into our home.

I know. You made me part of your crew.

I take that shit seriously.

Why the hell should we trust you, huh?

For real.

You packing more fancy bags than a Saks Fifth Avenue.

You can trust me. I know how to keep a secret.

I never told anyone Desna killed Bambi.

Excuse me?!

What the hell did she just say?

Des, I am so sorry. It slipped out.

I -- I promise, I've really been wanting to tell you.

What the hell else you been spillin'? Huh?

♪♪

Bye-bye, Dr. Ken.

Bye-bye to the clinic.

Suncoast Rejuvenation.

You were a hell of a business, and you will be forever missed.

♪♪

Well, losing Suncoast is a shame, Uncle Daddy, yep.

But, hey, me and -- me and Ann are gonna close that deal

on the sleep clinic.

Well, you -- you speak the truth there, son.

You know, as long as I can stay in the Fentanyl business,

my -- my legacy will be intact.

Look, as long as we're talking about a legacy...

um...

whenever you wanna step down is -- is fine by me.

I'm not trying to rush you out the door.

I'm just -- I'm ready, okay?

I'm ready to get it, get it.

[ Chuckles ]

What makes you think you gonna take over?

What do you -- I'm, uh...

I'm -- I'm your only family.

Son, I gotta leave things to...

someone who's pure and untainted,

someone who I can mold into -- well, uh, uh...

me.

Wha...

I -- I -- I don't understand.

You raised me.

You saved me from Daddy.

Damn it, boy, this is bigger than you and me!

It's bigger than all of us!

I'm answering to a higher power now.

A higher power.

That's how I know who my true heir is gonna be.

You know that little -- little bundle of joy

that's in Quiet Ann's belly?

That's who gonna inherit my throne.

And nothing --

nothing else in this world matters.

Passing me over for a fetus?

[ Scoffs ]

Do you know what kind of danger you've put us all in?

What if this girl wakes up one day

and decides to turn on us for killing Bambi?

I don't think she'd do that.

And why not? You don't know this girl.

You done already said she was stealing pills,

and she knows we killed somebody?

So... what do you want to do?

You brought that little bitch in here,

and you got to see her out.

♪♪

So I found this super cheap ticket

on supercheapflights.com.

I could fly out tomorrow.

Hm? I'm sorry. Say that again, baby?

I said I could fly out tomorrow in their cargo hold.

Oh, shit.

They're calling me for last looks.

Gotta go.

Oh, okay.

Oh, hey, hey, don't forget. I love --

Okay, bye.

Oh, hey, Polly.

I, um...

I -- I got your message. Are you okay?

Yeah. [ Laughs ]

The Baron and I are getting married tonight.

Whoa. That was fast.

Since you're an official Internet minister,

I was hoping maybe you would officiate?

Look, I know it's been awkward between us,

but I can't imagine being married by anyone else.

Hey, you know what? I'd be honored.

I'm so happy for you. Thanks.

Oh behalf of the Universal Cosmic Church,

let's do this thing.

Wait, I'm sorry. What's wrong?

You -- you, uh... you look upset.

No. Yeah.

My feet are, um -- are, uh...

hot, but they're also a little bit cold.

You're in love with the guy, right?

Yeah! Yeah. That's not the problem.

I just -- I keep pretending to be someone I'm not.

Well, they say you're always supposed to be discovering

new things about each other.

Okay, but what if he leaves me when he finds out

that I don't sound like Julie Andrews?

Oh, yeah. You make a good point.

Ignorance can be bliss.

Yeah.

Okay.

That settles it then.

I'm just gonna -- [chuckles] --

I'm gonna keep living that lie!

Alright, well, glad I could help.

Okay. I'll see you tonight!

Alright. Okay.

[ Sighs ]

[ Humming along to music in headphones ]

♪♪

[ Clattering ]

♪♪

Oh!

Let me out. Open!

[ Line rings ] It's Desna. Spill it.

[ Beep ] You were right.

[ Crying ] You were right.

Uncle Daddy don't care about me at all.

Man's lost his damn mind!

He's obsessed with Ann's stupid baby.

Stupid!

I'm gonna make him pay, that's what I'm gonna do.

Yeah.

I'm done being his whipping boy!

[ Tires screech ]

Braids are pathetic? Yeah, yeah!

I'm gonna blow your brains out. Just keep talking!

Ow! What are you two doing?

What are you thinking, Bryce?!

Yeah, what were you thinking, Steven Seagal?

What were you thinking? Yeah, I wish I was Steven Seagal.

You sit down and shut your goddamn mouth!

Ugh!

[ Whispering ] I'm gonna take her out.

I thought you might want in on it.

Just hit Uncle Daddy where it hurts.

[ Whispering ] Listen!

What is the one thing that your Uncle Daddy

wants more than anything?

It involves a gaggle of stepmothers

stuck in a dishwasher --

Hey!

No! Think!

We got Quiet Ann.

We got her baby, and we got all the goddamn power.

Okay, what do I do? You give me a minute

to get Polly down this aisle, take that girl upstairs,

and don't let her get out.

Okay.

[ Normal voice ] Stand up. Oh, stand up.

Okay, you wanted to be up? Stand up!

You -- you can't do nothing without a gun! Upstairs! Upstairs!

Wait till Jenn gets here. Wait till Jenn gets here.

Des. You can't do nothing without a gun!

Stop pushing me!

I know that ain't Ann.

[ Normal voice ] Don't ask.

Go on and hurt me!

♪♪

[ Door slams ]

Hey! Hey.

Thanks for getting Desna to chill out.

I almost thought she was gonna kill me there for a second.

Oh, she's fine. You know Des, girl.

She's real good at letting things go.

I think my outfit's gonna be cute for this wedding,

but I might need to borrow some makeup from you.

This stuff I got at the drugstore

is making me break out.

Sure, girl. Yeah.

Whatever you need. It's all in the bathroom.

Mm.

♪♪

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Hey, girl. Hey, Pol.

Can you give me some advice?

Sure, chica. What's up?

Okay, so me and Des were putting the screws to Georgia

for skimming when bitch spilled I told her about Bambi.

Now Des wants me to take care of it.

Shit. That sounds ominous.

Georgia is my friend, and I care about her,

but if I don't take care of this,

Des would never trust me again.

Honey, some of us are cut out for cold-blooded homicide,

and some -- you, for instance -- are not.

Why not?

Because I don't think you could handle the price

you'd have to pay.

[ Sighs ] I...

I just want to be to Georgia what Des has been to me,

but I -- I can't let her take down the Crew.

Hey, what if you just let Desna think you took care of it?

You mean lie?

Yeah. Get Georgia out of town.

I mean, she'd probably prefer that to being shot in the head.

Bryce Husser, you better tell me what's going on

before I lose my shit.

I need you to use your words, baby.

It's not my fault, okay?

Ain't my fault. Oh.

Blame Uncle Daddy, alright?

He's planning on signing over his inheritance to a fetus.

Let's see him try now that I got Quiet Ann.

And by "got," you mean "kidnapped?"

Babe, I had no other choice.

Right! Because that's rational.

Baby, did you have any kind of plan

when you took Ann hostage?

Or were you just -- let me guess --

not thinking ahead, per usual?

[ Scoffs ] I can't talk to you when you're like this.

When I'm like this?

Wait, why the hell is Desna involved?

♪♪

What the fresh hell, Desna?

This shit's crazy, even for you.

Hey, I saved your life.

Bryce wanted to kill your ass.

I talked him out of it.

Aren't you amazing? What a great friend.

Look, Ann, hear me out.

What if we could put all this behind us?

I mean, start fresh.

What -- what would you say to that?

I would say that's not possible.

What if you came back to work with me

as a full 50/50 partner?

I would do just about anything to make enough money

to get me and my baby the hell out of this town.

Alright.

Except work with you.

Ann, I -- Just stop.

This is all a lie, a -- a hustle

to get me the hell away from Clay.

No, it is not.

I am speaking from my heart.

What heart?

You know what?

I'ma let you sit here a little while longer

so that you can consider how generous my offer is,

and then if you still don't want to talk to me,

you can deal with Bryce.

Somehow, I don't think he's gonna be quite as kind.

♪♪

Come on, Jenn!

Now, you cannot be okay with Uncle Daddy

passing over our kids for his inheritance.

Okay, you know what? This is not about our kids.

This is about your ego,

and I don't want nothing to do with it.

Hey now, my ego? You know what, baby?

I'm gonna -- I'm gonna be right here

setting up for our dear friend Polly-Pol's wedding.

Why don't you, my dick of a husband,

go upstairs with my bestie, Pablo Escobar,

and discuss your latest kidnapping victim, huh?

[ Doorbell rings ] Why don't you do that?

Ohhhh!

You made it.

You got any wedding presents?

Sure. Yes.

Well, then, come on in.

Join the party.

Oh, great. Tony's here!

Alright. [ Blows raspberry ]

I just stopped by to help you, um, set up,

but it seems like you got a lot going on over here, shorty.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah. Welcome to the shit show.

I'm gonna get some air. You do that.

♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪

♪ You know what it is ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Uh-huh, let's go ♪

♪ Walk in the place, I own it ♪

♪ Walk in, walk in the place, I own it ♪

♪ Walk in, walk in the place, I own it ♪

♪ Give it to me, yo ♪

♪ Walk in the place, I own it ♪

♪ Walk in, walk in the place, I own it ♪

♪ Walk in, walk in the place, I own it ♪

♪ Got a little sugar for you, Daddy, if you want it ♪

♪ Ah-ha-ha ♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

♪ Ah-ha-ha ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby.

Ah-ha!

What the hell?

Hey, what happened to that trailer used to be there?

Aw, shit.

I thought I was hallucinatin'.

A shitty car dragged it out of here a couple hours ago.

The woman inside was pissed as hell.

What kind of shitty car?

I -- I believe it was a...

a 2002 maroon Subaru hatchback

with a 6-cylinder, 212-horsepower engine.

Damn it, Bryce.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Ugh. I have to walk two blocks to Desna's in these heels?

Parking's free here.

It's this way.

I love weddings.

I mean, face it, bachelorette parties

are all scraped knees and hangovers, but weddings?

I always cry like a baby. [ Laughs ]

[ Purse clatters ] Oops. You go on.

I'll catch up.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Desna: Oh, man. He's looking good, right?

-Yes. -I just picked it up.

That's all.

I'll be right back.

♪♪

You do it?

Desna! [ Laughs ]

Thank you so much for including me.

I feel like such a member of the family.

Welcome, sis.

Des, I'm so sorry.

I couldn't do it.

Come here.

I know.

I know.

It's not easy.

Look at me.

We don't get to make the rules of the game up,

and I know you got what it takes.

If you didn't, I wouldn't waste no time on you.

So you gonna handle it.

I got you. Good girl.

Selena: Hi. I know I promised I'd FaceTime in

for the wedding, but I gotta jet.

I'm late for drinks with Annie Leibovitz.

Wow! Annie Leibovitz.

That's -- That's big time.

Well, h-have fun.

Tell her I said hello, and --

hey, and don't forget us little --

Okay, bye.

Hey --

Uh, Des, why is Ann locked in your room?

She's up there for her own good.

I'm trying to protect her from Clay.

Why? Does he have malicious intentions?

For sure.

C-Clay Husser is a truly unhinged man.

If he's after her, then you're doing the right, Dessie.

Ann should leave town sooner rather than later.

She shouldn't even wait two months.

[ Wedding music plays ]

Dr. Ken: A promise made should be a promise kept.

That is why tradition and the law demand

that your vows be exchanged in front of witnesses --

vows that you promise to keep for better or for worse,

for richer or for poorer...

She ain't never gonna see "poorer" again, okay?

...in sickness and health,

and for all your days on Earth here together.

And so, as a [chuckles]

lawfully ordained minister of the Cosmic Church --

I know -- I ask you, Polly Mountbatten,

to now recite your vows to Baron Axel von Reichler.

[ British accent ] Axel...

dear, dear Axel,

you've shown me that sometimes we get what we want,

even though we hadn't ever known that we wanted it,

a love that insists on happening...

Selena.

...a truth that can no longer be denied.

You are that love, that truth, to me,

and from now on -- Ohhh!

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

So sorry. I'm sorry.

I -- I -- I have to go.

Ken? Ken! What are you doing?

You're married.

I now pronounce you whatever.

Kiss the bride. Kiss the bride.

[ "It's a Good Day" playing ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Yes, it's a good day for singing a song ♪

♪ And it's a good day for moving along ♪

♪ Yes, it's a good day ♪

♪ How could anything be wrong? ♪

♪ A good day from morning till night ♪

[ Whoosh! ]

-Oh, my gosh! -Make sure you wear a glove!

S-She means a condom!

Desna: They know, Dean.

Peace, Des.

Me and Georgia are out.

Got you.

Babe, I got to bounce. Mm?

I gotta cover that shift at work.

Oh, it's all good.

I got something I need to do anyway.

-Alright. -I'll see you later.

-Hey, Jennifer. -Hi.

♪♪

[ Exhales ]

What now?

I'm gonna make you another offer,

something that I know you really want.

Save it. I'm deaf to your bullshit.

Listen to me, Ann. You cannot trust Uncle Daddy.

I trust him more than you two crazies.

You don't know his plan.

Clay is planning to make your baby his heir.

Yeah, which should rightfully be me, but he had a vision.

Clay doesn't care about any of that.

As far as he's concerned, that baby is his.

So what? My kid gets a trust fund.

That's supposed to be a bad thing?

It is if he doesn't have a use for you after that baby is born.

Look, Ann, I know you want to get out of here,

I know you want to create a life for your baby,

and I also know you hate me,

but I can help you.

I doubt it.

What if I offered you 100,000 large?

In cash.

What's the catch?

You leave Palmetto and never come back.

Yeah, and -- and you never, ever contact my Uncle Daddy again.

It's what you want to do anyway.

You even got that much? I can get i--

I mean, here and there, I can get it.

I don't believe you.

Well, believe this... [ Thunder rumbles ]

...I want to see Clay crumble, and without you, he will.

[ Thunder crashes ] No business, no legacy, no heir.

And I will take my place as the rightful queen of Palmetto,

and you can give your baby the life it deserves.

Come on.

Ann? We got a deal?

[ Crashing ]

Goddamn baby-nappers! [ Thunder crashes ]

Ah! Come on.

[ Indistinct struggling ]

You dumbass cracker!

You couldn't have just opened the damn door?

Clay: Come on, Ann!

Ann's not leaving, but you are.

I'm gonna throw you off that balcony first!

I wish you would, you weak little man.

Your Claws Up girls didn't think I was weak

when I was beating 'em down.

You want to end up the same way?

You want to be the next fool I kill?

You ain't got the balls. Shit.

Actually, Uncle Daddy, she got pretty big balls.

I broke you, Clay. I got Ken.

Yeah, and she got me, too, and my patches.

I got the cruise ships on lock, and now I got Ann.

The hell you got Ann.

Nobody has me. I'm leaving.

There! You lose. Come on!

Noooo! Get out of this skanky --

I'm out!

Drugs, Palmetto, the whole game.

Even me?

I appreciate everything you've done for me, Clay.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

You don't have enough money.

I do now.

From Desna.

Just go home, Clay.

[ Breathing heavily ]

This war ain't over yet.

You think the likes of you can keep down a gladiator

like Clay Husser?

You better watch your back, Desna Simms.

The only back I'm gonna watch

is yours leaving my goddamn house.

Get out. [ Thunder crashes ]

[ Mouths ]

[ Thunder rumbling ]

Yeah, I know.

I owe you big-time for coming through today.

Mama could not cope. [ Chuckles ]

Um, yeah, s--

Can you just promise me you won't tell Des?

Okay. Thanks.

I love you, Tony. Bye.

Tony?

"I love you?" [ Thunder rumbles ]

I was just -- babe, I was, um,

thanking him for doing those repairs at the salon. Ah.

You know, I say "love you" to everybody.

Uh-huh.

Let's just see what he has to say about it.

[ Buttons clicking ] [ Scoffs ]

Hey, it's Tony.

Leave word. Go on.

He'll take your call but won't take mine?

Maybe he was dropping off a package.

His package is none of your goddamn business!

It's not like that. You know what?

You want to ride the man's dick, do it!

I don't have time for this shit.

I got an empire to try to save.

[ Scoffs ] You know me.

You know I wouldn't do that. You know it's not like that.

[ Door slams ] Well...

if this isn't a disgusting all-time low.

[ Thunder crashes ] Is there no such thing as a private conversation

in this whole house?

We lose our kids, and this is what you choose to do?

Baby, alright, let me explain.

What is there to explain?

You -- You... Baby.

You're doing drugs and you're cheating on me

with your best friend's man.

Alright, I'm gonna need you to calm down, alright?

It's not what it looks like. I -- I am done.

I am done caring about what you have to say!

[ Thunder crashes ]

Bryce! Bitch.

[ Thunder rumbling ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

Yeah.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Selena: Wait. Are you breaking up with me?

I don't want to!

But our love is not insisting on happening.

What are you talking about?

I love you.

And you have so much else to love and live for.

Selena, you're young and beautiful

and with an amazing career in New York.

It's your time to fly.

I don't want to weigh you down.

I -- I love you too much to do that to you.

Annie Leibovitz and Donatella said the same thing.

The time just isn't right for us.

You'll be in my heart forever, Ken.

[ The Flamingos' "I Only Have Eyes for You" playing ] Goodbye.

[ Crying ] Selena.

[ Meows ]

Go away!

♪ I can't see anyone but you ♪ [ Meows ]

Wait, cat!

I didn't mean it. Come back.

Cat! [ Meows ]

Hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got you. I got you. [ Meows ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, cat. Oh, yeah. It's alright.

[ Howls ] No, it's alright. It's alright.

It's just the rain.

Listen, I thought I had a love

that insisted on happening, but I'm alone again.

[ Meows ] What's that? I have you?

[ Meows ] Yeah?

[ Meows ]

I have you?

Oh, I will love you always.

♪ I only have eyes ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ Dear ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪ The moon may ♪

How come we stopped?

I can't see the road.

Once the rain lets up, we'll keep going.

♪ But I can't see a thing ♪

We are dressed up, lookin' all cute.

We should go to a club. [ Gun cocks ]

Maybe Des and Jenn --

[ Gasps ] Shit!

♪ For you ♪

♪ Ooh ooh whoo ooh ♪

Shit!

♪ You are here ♪

What the hell, Virginia?! ♪ And so am I ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

You should have kept your mouth shut about Bambi's!

[ Gunshot ] ♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

[ Screams ]

[ Both yelling ]

♪ But they all disappear ♪

[ Grunts ]

♪ From view ♪ [ Coughs ]

[ Grunts ]

♪ And I only have eyes ♪

Aghhhh!

♪ For you ♪ [ Coughs ]

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪ Sha bop sha bop ♪

♪♪

[ Jay Graydon & Timothy Hosman's "Swinging for Love" plays ]

♪♪

♪ Who's that girl... ♪

Polly: [ British accent ] I hope you won't be

disappointed.

How could I be?

After all we have experienced together so far.

[ Chuckles ]

♪ Swinging for the fences ♪

♪ Well, you're reaching for the stars ♪

[ Sonny Lester & His Orchestra's "Bumps & Grinds" playing ]

[ Slide whistle plays ]

God, you're beautiful.

You really think so?

[ Slide whistle plays ]

You take my breath away.

Axel...

I love you so much.

I love you, Polly.

But I have to tell you something.

Can it wait approximately 10 to 12 minutes?

[ Laughs ] Yes, of course.

♪♪

Then come.

♪♪

[ Slide whistle plays ]

♪♪

♪♪

Polly: Excellent. Ooh!

You're so virile.

Axel: Oh, you bring out the beast in me.

Ooh! Oh.

[ Bed springs creaking ]

[ Moaning and gasping ]

Yes! Yes! [ Grunting ]

Axel! Axel!

Axel, take me home!

Aghhh!

Ugh. [ Thud ]

Axel? Oh, no.

Axel?

[ Gasping ]

Hey! Help me!

Help!

[ Cellphone beeps ]

[ Buttons clicking ]

Sheray, girl.

It's Des.

I'm in the parking lot at your work.

Listen, I took care of Clay.

Claws Up is back, bitch.

Come outside. Wh--

Hello? Tony: Hey there, pretty lady.

Sorry I missed your call.

Hey. I was just trying to see where you was at.

What time are you gonna be done with your shift?

♪♪

Shit!

What's that, now?

♪♪

Baby, you there?

I'm, um -- yeah.

Yeah, baby, I'm right here.

I, um...

[voice breaking] can't wait to see you.

♪♪