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Mon Cherie Patapaa

You have been a very...very... very, very naughty boy

And I'm going to punish you

Today there's going to be war!

Very naughty boy!

Bad, bad Patapaa!

Bad boy, you very bad boy!

Oh, that's good! That's good!

Good! So good!

You coming, yes?

Oh, that's good! That's good!

You've gone?

Oops!

Good morning Ghana! You're tuned into Shout 41.9 FM

Two raging questions that need answers to...

Who buries the former Minister of State,

Millionaire and industrialist,Mr. Patapa?

And who inherits his properties?

The fight is between his two wives

One former Aunty Beatrice married for forty solid years,

And the other is his most recent wife

She was actually with him when he died

Her name is Madam Francesca.

They'll both be represented by two of my guests in the studio...

In the mean time, look out for that big opportunity to win this offer,

100,000 Ghana Cedis

In the 'Jackpot 100,000!' It's very simple

Pick any six numbers between one and and nighty-nine.

Now you stake just one Ghana Cedi

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You could be jollying around with hundred thousand Ghana Cedis...

Stake small, win big...

Now back to Mr Patapaa, the big issue, his death, the burial and the big inheritance

No doubt, Aunty Beatrice should bury Mr. Patapaa!

She has a moral right over all his properties.

She has been with him from the very beginning

When he was a bicycle repairer by the roadside.

And they have two sons...

Was!

Are you hearing yourself?

Aunty Beatrice was his wife!

- For forty years! - Francesca is his wife!

And there is a difference between moral right and legal right.

Why should that home wrecker Madam Francesca

Who has been married to him for just one year...

- Get all the properties? She is doing magic!

Mr. Korsah! Please.

Madam Francesca is only demanding,

- What is rightfully hers. - She is doing magic!

- Please - No!

Lizzy

This man

- Mr. Patapaa? - Yes.

He died without a will.

He has two sons with his former wife...

- Aunty Beatrice.. - Yes.

And the woman he married recently...

Madam Francesca, my aunt?

Yes, yes her.

With whom he has no children.

So why...?

Mr. Tumi

Why should his new wife Madam Francesca bury him?

Does she hope to get all the money after just one year of marriage?

Please, take the money...

Next time pay your rent on time.

- Macho, - Boss

Maybe Madam Francesca was his legal wife when he died.

Do you know what the law says on that?

Mr. Tumi! I hope you got my little something that I brought to your house yesterday?

Prophet Dadzie! Yes, I got them all.

And how is your beautiful daughter Abena?

My dear, whatever the law states,

Mr. Patapaa’s body has been lying in the mortuary for the past three months!

Bury this man and give his properties to the State!

- To the State? - Yes!

Whilst AJ Ponds, I'm here?

Give it to me my dear!

Give to Adjoa what belongs to Adjoa and I’ll take them!

No laughing matter.

Inspector Torgbor, so who is going to bury Mr. Patapaa?

Depends on whom Mr. Patapaa’s family supports.

Patapaa's family supports Aunty Beatrice!

Patapaa's family supports Aunty Beatrice!

The former wife is burying Mr. Patapaa?

Buy the paper and read!

I can't wait!

Joe?

Abena, please! This is the only way.

I'm ...I'm leaving you.

Later

Look, I know you don’t like what I’m doing but it's the...

Abena!?

Abena!?

Abena!?

Have you seen Abena?

Are you asking me?

You haven't done the right thing.

Abena!?

Please, I want some guidance.

Blessings! That is what I'm here for.

Beautiful Abena.

Come in. Come in.

Come in, come in, beautiful Abena.

Please is... Abena here?

Have you fought with my daughter?

Tomorrow Macho and I are coming for the rent.

Has your money arrived from abroad?

(TV: Just do it. You have to go and tell her exactly how you feel)

Come back here Joe! (TV: Just do it. You have to go and tell her exactly how you feel)

(TV: Just do it. You have to go and tell her exactly how you feel)

(TV: Come on let's get into the car. I want you out of this house)

Crazy fellow! (TV: Come on let's get into the car. I want you out of this house)

(TV: Come on let's get into the car. I want you out of this house)

(TV: Why should we leave the house?)

(TV: This house was bought with the money I gave you for dowry)

Hey Joe? Joe!

Hey Joe when are you paying? Hey!

This boy!

Hey Joe!

When are you paying the money?

Shout 41.9 FM

News just in...

The Patapaa case takes a shocking turn.

Auntie Beatrice supported by Mr. Patapaa’s family

Have come out to make an announcement.

Due to the faulty air-conditioning in the mortuary

We have decided to speed up

The burial of my late husband Mr. Patapaa.

Three months is a long time to keep a body

So we have decided to bury him...

...tomorrow.

Tomorrow!

No further questions.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

This news has shocked so many people including Madam Francesca herself

She's is actually on the line

Let me put her through.

Hello Madam!

Faulty air-conditioning my foot!

I will never allow this old hag

This auntie Beatrice...

Cette sorciere de femme.

I'm telling you, she is devious.

I will never allow this old hag to claim my properties.

Now get off my phone because I have things to do.

Okay!?

Okay Madam!

How dare she this old hag?!

Me?

Old?

This witch of a woman, Madam Francesca,

- ...is going to try something funny. -Yes!

We must prevent her from coming even two inches near your father’s body.

_ Ah! But How? - Aah... Aah...

Abena!?

Yes..!

Hey?

What are you doing here?

Thank God!

I thought it was my husband.

God will punish you...Joe!

God will punish you!

Get out!

Uhm...Let’s finish..?

Oh!

Joe!

God punish you!

I don’t know what I’ll do without you.

Who is that?

Why is the person calling at this time?

It's Madam Francesca

- Elizabeth! - Hello Madam Francesca.

Darling, listen

No need to call me Madam Francesca

- ...Okay! I'm your auntie. - Yes Madam Francesca.

It is auntie Francesca, Elizabeth!

Auntie Francesca.

Elizabeth! I have a very small favor...to ask of you...

I don't know where else to go to...

Anything for your Madam...

...Aunty Francesca.

Good!

Are you sure that was Madam Francesca?

Last one. Then you pay.

The number cannot be reached now.

Please try again later.

- Praise the Lord...Praise the Lord! - Halleluyah!

Give cheerful, joyfully.

Give generously.

Give! Give!

- Give from the bottom of your heart. -Amen!

Give, that your children will benefit from the love you show to this Church.

- Amen! - My wife, God keep her soul, was a cheerful giver.

So, while you are going to give...I want you to...give ...

With all your heart...from down there. Give!

-Give a lot. - Amen!

With your contributions, I am going to build a bigger, better Church...

So that we can worship in a better environment.

- Give. Give with all your heart. - Amen!

Listen!

There is blessing in giving.

And giving is a blessing!

International Church of love Incorporated...

Blessing forever! [in unison]

International Church of love Incorporated...

Blessing forever! [in unison]

Blessing forever!

I want my money

I’m not leaving here until you pay.

Hey? You think I’m joking.

Abena?

Abena where are you?

You're going to have to change your ways Joe

Or else you'll lose me.

Abena...!

I’ll change. I'll change.

Please just come back.

Will you stop that nonsense?

Pay your bills and get out of here!

Abena, I’ll change.

I'll do anything that you want me to do I'll do.

I’ll work!

I’ll work hard!

- Abena, you will not have to worry about money again. - You can't even pay your bills.

Abena, please...

...please just come home I love you.

- Take his phone! - Give me my phone...

Bring me my phone..!

Did she pay the last month's rent?

Yes. She's not owing.

The money, Hurry up!

Abena...

Abena...

Aben...

Hmmm

Has your money arrived?

And the six months rent?

Hmmm..?

Please...

Aben...Abena...

She has... she has been missing since yesterday.

What have you done with my Abena?

Herh?

Macho!...Lock the house!

Joe!

Twenty four hours...

Herh?..Find my daughter..

And the six months rent

Or I wll report you to Police!

Macho...

Slap!

Erh? Sir...Sir...

Who is there?

Hello! Please good afternoon.

Good afternoon...

Erh! I want...I wanted something for myself.

Uh...Kaba and slit or...boubou?

I prefer kaba and slit.

In Pink?

Pink

Pink is fine.

Or unless you have erh... you have it in blue.

How high do you want your slit?

Oh...

I..I meant a shirt.

Sit down I'll make it for you.

He could be an armed robber!

Oh don't worry. I know him.

I know him.

Who's there?

Who is it?

I smell something fishy.

Would you like to make some money?

Would you like to make some money?

Would you like to make some money?

How much?

You don’t care what the job is?

Me, I need money.

Oh perfect ! So it’s a deal?

How much?

Listen, I’m getting five thousand so I’llgive you...

Half.

So much for honesty.

Half? Really?

I mean, You were just about to kill yourself on the tracks, now you..

...you are negotiating for fifty percent?

Please!

Uh...Okay OK OK OK ...

Twenty five percent.

Twenty five percent. That's good.

Madam

Do you go around just offering money to strangers?

Please...

Please!

Twenty five!

Forty percent...as soon as the job is done.

Forty percent...

Forty...Do you even know what forty percent of five thousand is?

Do you?

Two thousand.

Uh..Okay...

Ah...

Fine!

It’s a deal.

Good.

Now you can’t back off!

Come on!

Come. Come.

Don't worry.

Come. Come.

Have you heard of Mr. Patapaa?

Yes..The..The late millionaire Mr. Patapaa?

Oh...!

I'll call you back

Mr. Patapaa’s body is supposed to be in here.

Do you know Aunty Beatrice and Madam Francesca?

Yeah...Uh...The former and..and. current Mrs. Patapaa..

Good. Good. Good.

So Aunty Beatrice doesn’t want Madam Francesca...

...to stop the funeral of Mr. Patapaa today...

So she came up with this...masterplan...

...to get a decoy hearse...

...to transport the body of Mr. Patapaa

...to their cemetery.

So she hired my father’s company..

Final Journey Hearse Services.

So where’s the body?

I’m landing. I’m landing.

Ok. So I was driving the body,

I mean Mr. Patapaa's body to the cemetery...

...when I stopped to change my clothes.

I’m a nurse but that’s another story.

Hey!

Hey stop!

Stop thieves!

Thieves!... Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop!

Who are you?

I’m the driver of the hearse. And Who are you?

I’m not here for introductions.

This body is for Madam Francesca. Let’s go!

- Madam move -No!

- Move ah! oh! - Let's go!

A woman driving a hearse? I wonder!

Woman driving a dead body just like that?

Well, If they can give birth to living idiots like you...

Of course they can drive dead bodies!

Come on!

- Who organized this small car? - Madam Francesca.

Take it back! Take it back! Take it Back!

Move! Move!

Take it back!

Go back! Go back Oh!

- Come together...You know... - Madam?!

- Yes - Please you have a call.

Thank you.

Yes Elizabeth!

The body cannot fit in the taxi

What?

Can we bring it in the hearse?

Putain cette fille!

Listen, do I also have to think...

..think for you!

Do you not think that the entire family of Madam Beatrice...

That old hag

Will not be looking for the hearse?

If the coffin is not fitting into the taxi

You take out the body

And push it into the taxi

Madam Francesca...

It’s your late husband!

We have to respect the dead

Elizabeth...

Do me a favor and please just bring that body to me

Because it is my husband...

And I decide exactly what to do with his body

Now, you need to be very careful

Because those foolish people should be looking for the hearse

Madam... Madam Beatrice is such a devious woman

Please, just hurry up and just bring that body to me

And please Elizabeth, do not think too much...

It is really not good for you

Yes Madam Francesca

Take the body out of the coffin

Cover it up and put it in the taxi

Didn’t you hear what I said?

Please don't do it!

Don't do! Don't do it!

Don't do it!

Please, how can you do this?

Please stop it

- Do it. - You do it.

- Okay take. -Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

You guys please stop

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

- Hurry up! _ Please

Please I'll pay you

I'll give you the money

Okay! Please don't! Please!

- Hurry up! - I'll pay you. I'll pay you.

Please!

Please, I'm begging you

So...So...

So what do you want from me?

Listen!

I've done the search

Five and a half hours...

That’s what it takes for someone...

To survive in a coffin.

But I promise...

I’ll...I'll get you out in thirty minutes

Yes! But only for thirty minutes

Then I’ll come and I'll remove you...

We'll replace you with Mr. Patapaa’s body...

And done

Pl... Please!

Pu...Put some stones

No! Stones don’t feel like a body

It will shake and move

like the body has been cut into pieces!

They’ll get suspicious

Look!

Thirty five, Thirty five missed calls!

We're running out of time and we had a deal!

And what if they open the coffin?

At this very moment Mr. Patapaa

And his former wife Aunty Beatrice’s families are waiting for me at the cemetery...

To bring this body

If they don’t have a burial today

I am gone be in so much trouble

so much!

Especially with my father

So I am willing to take that chance!

Please!

I am begging you! Please!

Please!

Please!

Good Luck!

But we had a deal!

I found the one my heart loves

Songs of Solomon 3:4

That's the verse I was reading

The day you walked into Church

But seriously Joe

When are we getting married?

As soon as my money arrives

Then we’ll have a big wedding

Promise?

1st John 2:3-4

For whoever keeps His Word...

In Him the love of God is manifested

And this is how we know we are in Him

I promise.

Come!

Let's go!

Great!

I'll put you in the coffin few minutes before we get to the cemetery, okay?

Thank you! Okay

I need to make a call

Sure.

Just there...open

The number cannot be reached now

Please try again later

Ah! Welcome

Sit down

Well...

If it is counseling you want, this is what I have for you

Marriage is not to be entered into lightly

Joe or whatever you call yourself

Are you sure you can support her with..

Your meagre income?

I’m expecting some money from abroad

Oh my beautiful...

Beautiful Abena

Do you love him enough to want to

Spend the rest of your life with him?

Since my wife passed on

10 years ago

I've never remarried

I have so much love and wealth to share

But with the right woman

Are you sure you want to marry him?

Is he willing...

To make you feel comfortable?

Treat you like the queen that you are?

Look around

Lot of guys, just like me...

Who have so much wealth

To share

So much more to give

You are like family to me

Eh? Family?

No... Take me as your friend hmm...?

Could you talk to my father on our behalf?

He respects you a lot

I should speak to your father?

On his behalf?

Okay

We’ll be there soon

We’ll be there soon

What if you leave me in that coffin...

To die?

And you didn’t think about that when you were!

Negotiating your share?

I’m only doing this for Abena

Who’s Abena?

Was she the one that you were looking for on the tracks?

I thought you were doing this for the money?

Slap him!

Ah!

My daughter says

Your money is coming from abroad?

Money is very important in a happy marriage

With money you can buy anything...

Travel anywhere...

Enjoy like...

...I am going to with my future wife

I am immensely wealthy Mr. Tumi

And I trust this marriageable,

Beautiful, sweet looking lady will not...

Get married to him until then

The money will come soon

What?! Uh-Uh.

Uh...

Please...

We’ll need a place to stay

What did you just say?

We’ll...we'll...

We'll need a place to stay

Do you even have money for rent?

Yes father

We..we have money for rent

You want to get married to somebody like that?

The money is for Abena

What is this? Eh? What is this?

Have you seen your face?

What kind of a shoddy funeral is this?

You've messed up everything.

You don't even know where the body is.

Look at your face!

Please be patient. It will be here soon.

At this rate

There will be no one left for the burial oo! hmm

Look at...

Young men!

I don’t want my funeral to be delayed like this ooo

Where is the body? Where is the body?

Ah, Lizzy!

I'm hungry

I’ll be home soon dear

After delivering Mr. Patapaa

Delivering from what?

He’s dead

I’m hungry.

I’ll be there soon dear

Soon?

Okay..Alright...Okay!

I miss you

I miss you too.

Ey Madam...

Something small for the boys...

Something small Eh?

If you don't move from here eh?

- Oh madam...This one..Madam this one, something small... - If you don't move from here eh?

- Ah! Something - Move! Move!

- Since morning we do work eh... - I don't have anything for you.

Get out!

Out!

Only Jojo is supposed to sit in the car, okay?

Jojo, sit.

You drive, ok?

You can drive.

I'll give you my chocolate

What's going on?

Zuri!

Jojo, my boy.

How far is the cemetery?

Ten minutes.

Hey..

So how did you loose this Abena?

Come on! You know sharing reduces the pain.

Will we ever get our own car?

Yes! A big one.

- Air conditioned? - Hm-Hm

Joe...Why don't you start a small business?

Abena, you know I can't

Not without my money

When are you getting it? My father keeps asking.

It’s just the bank.

They are delaying me unnecessarily.

You have to trust me.

And if that doesn’t work...

...my lotto numbers will surely work.

- Joe! - It's okay.

My hundred thousand will come soon.

The truth is there was no hundred thousand dollars coming from abroad.

I never even got to travel abroad.

That's where I first saw Abena.

In a Church.

God was trying to tell me something

Yes

To find a job. To work hard.

Stop stealing!

Work hard!?

Work hard!?

When everyone else around you is taking shortcuts

Trying to steal what’s yours!

No..Come on! Pour, Pour , pour.

And you know Mr. Tumi?

And her

Ignore him.

Oh Come on! Eat.

- No..No..Noo - No come on...

Take it..Take it.This is nothing...

Life is not easy when you have no money.

I'm coming! I'm coming!

Uh oh! no, No, No, No.

Thank you boss.

Okay...The cemetery is round the corner. So come on!

Okay..Go in now.

Are you okay?

Thank you. Thank you so much

By the way my name is Zuri.

What's yours?

Joe.

Joe, so nice to meet you.

And thank you. Thank you so much....okay

Ma...Madam

I think something is smelling

The body needs some fresh air

Stop the car

Stop the car

We are entering the cemetery now

Where were you?

I am so sorry

Call your mother and let her know

Hello Mummy...

Father’s body is here

Just bury him

Bury him before more confusion arises

Eh? A woman driving a hearse?

Say that one more time and you’ll be the one in it!

Come on!

Let's go... Let's go...

A woman driving a hearse!

Don’t worry! I’ll be... I’ll be back!

Don’t mind her she’s not correct

How can a woman drive a hearse?

I heard that!

Dear Lord!

We commit the lives and the lives of our brothers into your hands

We pray that the old has gone.

And that you welcome the new into your paradise.

You know, every morning

I wake up hoping to make it up to my father

This morning was no different

Please go inside

Okay.

New Life Clinic

My name is Aunty Beatrice the former wife of Mr. Patapaa

Oh..Mr. Patapaa’s former wife?

Is that the New Life Hearse Services?

O? The Final Journey Hearse Services

We share the same number.

So your father, Dr. Turkson. He owns a clinic and a hearse service?

The hearse service belongs to my grandfather

My father just running it out of obligation

But that's not the point

I want a body transported but I don't want anybody to know about it.

Can you do it?

I’m sorry our hearse is not available at the moment.

We don’t have a driver...

There goes my job.

Yes. Aunty Beatrice?

How can we help you?

Ohhh

Okay no...no...no...

We...we’ll get the hearse as soon as possible

Okay let me just take your number

Just one... second

Okay.

Okay.

Perfect.

We'll call you back very soon.

Okay.

Didn’t you hear? There’s no driver.

Wait! Dr. Turkson is seeing a patient!

Father, we need a hearse to convey a body

Don’t you see I’m with a patient?

No problem doctor. I’m OK!

We don’t have a driver

He's gone to some funeral or the other

Hi...

I’m Mooshy.

Maybe Jojo...

Look. We don't have a driver

so we can’t send the hearse

But I’ll drive

No you won’t!

Take my car

Father please

I said no!

Take my car

It’s very manageable just like me

Out!

I think I’m going to need a new CV

Thank you!

Thank you!... Thank you!... Thank you!...

Good luck and change your clothes!

Zuri!

Get down.!

Zuri!?

You're not allowed to drive.

I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry father. - Zuri! Get down!

Zuri!?

Zuri!?

Come back Zuri!

When Aunty Beatrice offered me ten thousand to convey Mr. Patapaa’s body through the ‘back door’

I accepted!

Hoping that in some small way... in some small way

I can... I can use it to make it up to my father

Now Look!

There's ...There is no money

There is no body

So what’s next?

Call my father.

I told you not to take that hearse!

What!?

You lost whose dead body?

Eii..dead body?

And who is Mr. Patapaa?

The millionaire! The one the two wives are fighting over

I want you to get back to the clinic right now!

Doctor, Aunty Beatrice insists on speaking with you

And who is Aunty Beatrice?

That’s Mr. Patapaa’s former wife!

Now what am I going to tell his family?

I’m sorry I... I let you down father

Zuri!

Body or no body...

Get back here now!

There's a dead body walking somewhere?

I can’t go back without the body

I just can't

So when do I get my money?

Money?

Now?

The plan was simple.

I bury you

I collect the money

I get you out

Then we go and look for Mr. Patapaa's body

We bury him and only then

We share the money, 60-40!

ohhh but no...

You decided Acheww! Acheew!

Like a freaking constipated frog.

And did you see me collect money from anyone?

Did you?

No!

So how do you expect me to give you any money?

But you know what?

You will help me look for Mr. Patapaa's body

Only then will I give you money

Acheww! Acheew!

Just one job!

- Where are we going? - I don't know.

Just keep driving until we get something.

Shout 41.9 FM

Welcome back

And here is the latest on the Patapaa burial.

There was pandemonium at his funeral

Now although mourners say they saw the coffin move

There's an eye witness who said he saw a body rise from the grave.

Yes! Rise from the grave!

The opposition MP for the area is saying that he blames it on the ruling party.

Why he says? It's a ploy to get them to scare people from burrying their loved ones there.

Just so they can sell the land for development purposes.

In the mean time, have you placed your stake in n the 'Jackpot 100,000' yet?

If not, one Ghana cedis can get you a hundred thousand Ghana cedis

Small stake, big win. Stay tuned.

Please can I use your phone?

The number cannot be reached now

Please hang up and try again later

Good afternoon... good afternoon

Still no news from the bank?

Lottery isn't going to save us Joe.

And those things you do on your computer...

...the Police will...

Get serious Joe.

What's all this ?

What’s all this Abena? Where are you from?

It’s from Prophet Dadzie

He just happened to pass by my shop and decided to drop me.

Joe, you know he’s a family friend.

I told you I don’t like him!

I told you I don’t like him!

I've said it

When are you starting your business Joe?

Is there any money coming from abroad?

I trusted you Joe.

I lied to my father.

Just so we could live together

In his house

And I’m wearing your promise ring.

I have to change.

Give Abena a good life.

And I have to find Mr. Patapaa!

So now I want more.

What?

I can't believe this... I can not believe this

Fine! Two thousand five hundred.

Two thousand five hundred and that's my last

And I am only doing it because of your Abena

Forty percent of what you are getting

Ah! Are you..

Forty percent of ten thousand is four thousand

So much for... for honesty

So I lied.

So what? You are a stranger!

And you lied to your Abena too!

I’m hungry.

Are you...?

Are you kidding me?

Now?

Right now?...Uh...

Why have you stopped?

- Madam Elizabeth..please we are very hungry - Yeah..

We have a dead body in the car!

Madam Elizabeth

We've not eaten since morning

I can die!

- Madam Francesca gave us some croissant something, something. - Hmmm

It didn’t fill our stomach at all!

No...no...

You stay here.

But I’m hungry too!?

I’ll get you takeaway!

Okay, don't let them add mayonnaise to the salad

If they can separate it for me

Lizzy?

Lizzy?

Lizzy?

Why are you not back?

I’m getting you takeaway

Takeaway?

Oh Lizzy.

You know I love only the food that you cook.

I’m sorry

Madam, instead of the salad

Let them add more coleslaw.

Who is that?

One of the guys Madam Francesca gave me to escort the body

Heh! Lizzy!?

You are there with a macho man?

They are three of them.

Three macho men!?

Hey Lizzy!

I want you here right now!

Or else you can find yourself another husband!

Madam, please don’t forget what I said about the mayonnaise.

Driver, Central?

Ohh no..no..

Driver

Oh No. No. No. No.

I want to ask you a question?

What?

Why do you wake up every morning trying to make up to your dad?

Do I look like someone that wants to share their problems with you?

Do I?

Daddy, what about my hair?

A girl is supposed to do her own hair

Jojo my Boy

You are looking handsome

Where are you going?

Sit down.

Girls are not allow to play football.

Yay..I scored a goal!

I want my ball back

But you're inside playing video games

I want my ball back.

Jojo Stop!

Where is the dead body?

That is the question everyone is asking.

Here is an exclusive from Loud TV

Let's talk to Auntie Beatrice

You see how low some people can get?

For the sake of money they are willing to bury a live person!

They put a live person in the coffin!

Can you imagine?

That woman is a witch!

The one who calls herself Madam Francesca!

Is stealing the body the only way to resolve this issue?

Mademoiselle...To you and to your viewers

I must say one more time

That I am his current wife

And I've not stolen any body, even though the body is mine.

Not Francesca, I have never stolen any body. Oops! Pardon.

Jamais!

Who is telling the truth?

And who is not?

She is the one lying.

Most importantly, where is the dead body?

Mais oui!

Hold on.

We just have some news.

A man has reported seeing Mr. Patapaa’s body

In a taxi around Macho Daddy's Restaurant.

In a taxi around Macho Daddy's Restaurant.

Imagine sitting next to a dead body?

And according to his lawyers

This divorce is going to cost an estimated 6 billion dollars!

Another person running for his life was this passenger in a taxi in Accra, the capital city of Guyana.

I beg your pardon, that will be Ghana.

My heart..my heart.

Imagine sitting next to a dead body.

Oh my heart.

I nearly fainted.

I have never run in my life before.

Today it was more than Usain Bolt.

(TV: What is it Ravi? Why are you looking so worried?)

(TV: The money I went to arrange for this big contract today... I was not able to get that money)

(TV: A very big fraud has been committed Sir...)

(TV: Because Pintu is the manager of this event. )

(TV: And he has come here very well prepared.)

Abena! (TV: And he has come here very well prepared.)

Prophet Dadzie has been asking of you.

Beautiful Abena.

You need blessing! You need blessing!

Let me Bless you!

You!

You are wasting your life with that Joe.

Do you know how much money I have?

What?!

Do you want me to get Macho to fix him?

No I just, I just want Joe back.

Folks, you still tuned into Shout 41.9 FM

The saga on the case of Mr. Patapaa continues

We are lucky to have Inspector Torgbor in the studio with us

- Inspector please tell us... - And Corporal Larry too.

- Corporal Larry? - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

Okay...Inspector can you tell us how close are you, to finding the body of Mr. Patapaa?

Close.

Very close

Be a bit more specific about what you mean by close?

No.

That's a top secret...You know.

So we'll definitely get to that.

People say you use unnecessary force.

Just last week you shot an ordinary pickpocket who stole just two cedis.

That was a mistake you know

The gun just fired by itself.

That was a mistake.

Two cedis or two million cedis

A criminal is a criminal.

You know the only thing you need to know is that

the people who took the body of Mr. Patapaa are going to regret it

That's all.

You heard from the man in charge, Inspector Torgbor.

The man who doesn't mind taking a life for just two Ghana cedis

So you can all imagine what he'll do in a situation where there's a lot more money at stake

And keep in mind, Mr. Patapaa died a dollar millionnaire.

Criminals, beware!

So the race is still now between the two wives

Who buries Mr Patapaa?

And who inherits all his properties?

Who wins the race?

I need to make a call, please.

Can you...Can you just stop?

Hello?

Yes. I'm Aunty Beatrice.

The former wife of Mr. Patapaa

You have the body of my late husband?

Where is it?

You are keeping the body of Mr. Patapaa

Until we pay you?

Are you mad?

- I'll report you to the police - Yes

Fine. Enjoy the rest of your court cases.

I’m giving you one minute to think about it.

It’s not going through

Charley! You get puncture.

Why are you sitting down? Get up , go and change it

Elizabeth, where are you?

How far have you reached?

We've got a puncture. We're stuck here.

Elizabeth, it is very simple.

Just bring me the body!

Can't you even do this little job that I've given to you?

Hurry up and bring the body!

Yes, of course, hurry up

Time is going.

- Hello! - Hey! Hello!

Show some respect for the dead!

What are you doing?

Move from there.

Taking selfies? Are you taking selfies?

Would you like if it was your father?

Foolish boys!

Stupid boys!

Hey we're sorry! We're sorry.

Foolish!

Hello?

Lizzy?

Where are you?

I've got your food. I'm bringing it.

Have you eaten?

I miss you!

Oh!

Stop!

My food! Stop!

Nooo!

Elizabeth, where is my husband?

Look, this small job too, you can't do!

What is this nonsense?

You better hurry up!

And now we have no more spare tyre.

And the man too has started to smell.

Lizzy, you are trying my patience!

How long will you make me starve?

I’m coming dear.

Madam!?

Do you have any perfume?

Why is that man asking you for perfume?

Hey, Lizzy!?

What are you doing there with those macho guys?

If you don’t come back home right now

I am going to leave you!

Do you hear?!

Madam now what?

- What is this? - Ah!

I don't want to go to any prison

That dead man is trouble!

Where is madam going?

- Guys, let's go! - Where? Where?

There's an uncompleted building at the back

- Let's just drop the dead body there. - Then let's go.

41.9 this is Shout FM

And we have more on the Patapaa case

Our sister TV Station Loud TV

Had an interview with two tourists

Who said they took selfies with the dead body of Mr. Patapaa

In a taxi they saw on the street called Opeteku street.

- Wow! - And this is so awesome.

And it happened right here on Opeteku street. It was a dead body!

- A dead body. - And they were saying

- He was the former Minister of State or something..? - Yes, a Minister

- Mr Patapaa or something... - Papa... Pata...Patapa

- Yeah! Something like that. And I mean this country is so - Yes! Yes!

- Awesome! - Wow!

Ladies and gentleman stay tuned and keep in mind

The hundred thousand Jackpot is still up

Have you made your stake?

All you have to do is pick six numbers between one and ninety nine

If the same numbers you've picked, tally with the numbers that are drawn

You could be walking away with a hundred thousand Ghana Cedis!

So go ahead and make your stake now.

(TV- We've gone bankrupt! - What?)

What's happening here?

Beat this guy!

(TV: She's our responsibility)

(TV: I take the oath)

(TV: I take the oath)

(TV: That I'll go away from Rago's village for ever)

(TV: That I'll go away from Rago's village for ever) Slap!

(TV: Just forty five hours left in this place)

(TV: But I need to keep it a secret from JD until then)

Madam, we are going. We are going.

High! High! High! I wanna get high, high, high!

High! High! High! I wanna get high, high, high! Hey!

High! High! High! I wanna get high, high, high!

So High!

Ah! So High!

So High!

Dead body!

There's a dead body at the top!

Dead body!

There's a dead body at the top!

Dead body! There's a dead body at the top!

Dead body!

Come on!

Oh, the stairs!

Okay

Now what?

Now what?

Huh?

Now what?

Give me your phone.

-What? - Let me call the police.

Okay

And then we'll get out of here.

Okay

Hello?

Okay! We are willing to give you the money that you want.

Where do we pick the body of my husband...uh... former husband Mr. Patapaa?

And where do we drop the money?

What?

Gugu map?

Old truck? Okay. We'll be there.

Gugu map?

Leave it to us.

We shall get them.

You leave it to us.

I shall get them!

Oh great! Good. Let's go.

Joe!?

Joe?

Let's go!

I'll stay here.

Why?

You don't want to know.

Try me!

I demanded ransom for Mr. Patapaa's body.

You demanded ransom for Mr. Patapaa's body?

Oh my...Oh my God!..Okay...

We're going to jail.

Just leave.

You used my number to blackmail them!

I blocked out your name.

Oh! Thank you!

Joe, you really don't have to do this.

This is my one chance to get my wife...

...and my life back!

Or lose both.

(TV: Mr. Singh, please will you tell me clearly how your son in law forced you to lie in the court room?)

(TV: Ms Singh, please will you tell me clearly how your son in law forced you to lie in the court room?) -Ah, beat that guy!

(TV: Mr. Singh, please will you tell me clearly how your son in law forced you to lie in the court room?)

(TV: Samrat had recorded an obscene video of my younger daughter)

(TV: Yet you wear a wedding chain for someone else)

(TV: And you're having an affair with a married man)

(TV: And you're having an affair with a married man) Beat that guy!

Beat that guy!

(TV: How dare you have an affair with Samrat?)

(TV: There, I paid you the money. Take it.)

I'm fed up! I'm fed up! I'm fed up!

I'm just going to call the police to come and take the body away.

- Zuri. - What?

I want to call Abena.

Hello?

Abena where are you? I've been calling you.

I miss you Joe. Just come back.

Abena, we need money.

I just need you to be here.

I just need you to be here...we...

Abena but...

I love you Joe. Just come back.

I love you too Abena

But...

Abena...?

Abena??

Abena???

Good bye Joe.

And good luck.

Inspector Torgbor

Are you going to shoot him by mistake too?

You are still tuned in to Shout 41.9 FM

We have yet another update on the Patapaa case.

The body of this rich industrialist has been found.

In a dilapidated building.

A gun shot was heard in that same building.

Although we still cannot confirm if anyone was hurt or killed.

But the question still remains

Who buries the body of Mr. Patapaa?

And who inherits his fortune?

- Mr. Mooshy - Doctor

I need for you to avoid oily food and alcohol.

For the duration of the treatment

Okay?

Oh!

Hello!

They found the body.

I'm so sorry I keep letting you down.

Which body?

Zuri

Zuri...

..the beautiful.

You've never let me down.

Oh....What body?

I have let you down.

For blaming you and neglecting you

When your mother died

Giving birth to you.

I'm so sorry about Jojo

I'm so sorry.

- It's Okay. - I'm sorry.

You were just a child.

I need you to forgive me.

You're all that I have.

Please forgive me.

Yes...

Promise me you'll change Joe

Otherwise I'll leave you.

I promise.

Good morning Ghana. You're tuned in to Shout 41.9

Now we have in the studio again with us Inspector Torgbor

Where able to at least see the face of the person who came for the ransom?

No...you know...

You know, his..his gun went off by mistake.

We didn't see his face but I saw somebody run away

We always get the criminals.

Inspector thank you very much. In the headline this morning

The Patapaa wives go to court

And we can only imagine what the outcome will be.

I was married to that man, my love

For twelve good months!

I served my husband for forty years!

One whole year!

Forty long years!!

I gave him everything...everything of me.

Everything!

Only I, Patapaa and Dieu...Only Dieu knows

The court must rule in my favor.

You need to give me justice!

I want justice!

I need justice!

Justice!!!

Promise me you'll change Joe

Otherwise I'll leave you.