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The crowd are anxious...

...as are the press

A photo of you in handcuffs...

...could bring the city into unrest

I'll need to cover your face

Free Sivaji!

Leader!

CENTRAL JAIL

This wasn't a small fraud...

...but a 500 Billion rupee scam!

He provided food and education for the poor

Why arrest him?

He deserves 10 years imprisonment!

What the goverment achieve in 10 years...

...he does within 10 days

He's a big fraud

HE created jobs for us poor

He must remain in jail, forever!

If they harm him...

...then we'll burn down the city!

- Name? - Sivaji

- Father's Name? - Arumugam

You here for murder?

Was it a financial scam?

No

Did you download illegal porn?

No

Then what did you do?

I tried to help our country

Then you deserve to be punished!

Who are you waiting for?

My son Sivaji, coming from America

You won't respong to my text messages...

...but you'll come for Sivaji

Hi Sister Hi Brother-in-law

Girls, they're the producers of Sivaji

His parents

Don't loosen his dhoti

If his parents are adored this much...

...when Sivaji comes...

Mum, bless me

May the lord protect you

- Dad - Bless you son

- Look here - Uncle, how are you?

Do I look that old to be called uncle?

What should I call my mum's brother...aunty?

Who are they?

They're the "Gilmore Girls" of Madras

Sister wanted you to marry

So I brought them all

Choose one and I'll arrange the rest

Seee, you are a "Mama"

Hi. I'm Vibuthi

Vibuthi?

Why is she rubbing me?

Uncle, India has developed well

Thank you all for coming

You've arranged a party this evening?

See you there

Son

what was your job in America?

I couldn't explain to my friends

Software System Architect

Say it in Tamil, dear

Understand?

Computer Engineer

Cool!

Is this Chennai?

Our modern metropolis

From Levis jeans to Rolex watches...

...everything can be bought here

All luxuries have come

yet poverty remains

How long you staying in India?

Forever

I've earned plenty for corporate fat cats

Now,Iwant to help those in need

Great Sivaji! What's your fortune, 20 Million?

Yes, give or take 10 Rupees

Sivaji, meet the great Adiseshan

He runs many school and hospital institutions

His achievements read like a menu

He is well connected in politics too

My friend exaggerates

I just help those in need

That's all

Friends!

I was raised in poverty

My parents toilded hard for my studies

I gain a scholarship... studied in America...

...and earned plenty

I want to help my country

It continues to suffer with poverty!

Education and Health can eradicate this problem

To make that happen...

I'm going to build a University...

...which will provide all forms of degrees...

...offering a range of courses...

...with no tuition fees!

Also, I will build a Hospital...

...that will treat all forms of illness...

...for free, whilst maintaining high standards

This can only happen...

...with your blessing and support

It's getting late. I'll leave

Thank you for accepting my invite

Keep up the good work

If you need any help...

...then contact me at anytime

Thank you

Hey, Biju, start the music!

Uncle, what's all this?

Girls live catalogue

Babes buffet!

Select one and I'll arrange the rest

You really are a pimp!

- Don't call me that! - What should I call you?

- Call me "My Mother's Brother" - I'll try that

Hi Muns

Her name is Munuswamy

Munuswamy!

He had a sex operation and became a woman

You...

Son, a modern girl will suit you

Select one and we'll arrange the marriage

Mother, I'll only marry a traditional Tamil girl

If we shake them, they'll speak Tamil

Not just in speech... her breath...heart...and soul

...must be traditionally Tamil

"Traditionally Tamil?"

At this rate you'll never get married!

Hi Sivaji, come on let's dance

- Hi Vibuthi - Let me smear myself on you

Don't feel shy, come on

Hey Biju, change the music

Which number you want me to play, sir?

I want a traditional song...

...which celebrates our culture..

...with a dance beat!

Can you play?

Who is this stranger?

Please tell us!

Is he a Royal king?

Please tell us!

Just observe him

He strolls like a Lion

Who is he?

Can he shoot a bulI's-eye?

Across Tamil Nadu we can sense his presence

His arrival has bloomed Tamil Nadu into America!

Memories of my village river...

...lingers within me

Memories of beautiful women...

...has never left me

These luscious lands

The canal banks

The red brick lanes

Cool shade from trees

Green fields of blanket

Fragile drops of dew

Sweet aroma of cakes

Thundering train engine

Flowing river rapids

Whispering of the hills

Rural male moustaches

All remain a part of me

One can live peacefully inside a village hut

One can count the stars through its thatched roof

Ignore your mobile ringtones...

...and enjoy the ringing of bell carts

As my sole caress the soil...

...I feel like a child again

Let's swing on the Banyan tree...

and adorn it with fiowers

I'll steal a weapon from god...

to sharpen our pencils with

Our home grown spices are grounded with love

No chef can match a home-made meal

All animals are treated with respect amongst us

Here, you can quench your thirst...

...and sense the fragrance of honesty...

...within our soil

Illnesses flee from our local medicines

We always love our neighbours

Hello, sir Please come

Hand your money to my office...

...your son can enrol after you've paid the full amount

- I've sold everything - We have nothing to spare

Please enrol my son?

Consider this as a good investment...

...your son will earn lots when he becomes a doctor

My fees cost nothing

Let me enrol and I'll repay you somehow

Welcome Sivaji!

You can go

But remember to pay before term starts

Come here old man!

Please sit

Here's the project report you wanted

I recommend these acres of land...

...to build offices, apartments, or other real estate business...

...or build a grand hotel...

But we wish to build a University and Hospital...

That won't work out!

I've owned a University and Hospital for 20 years

I make plenty from tuition fees...

...and around £50,000 from open heart surgery!

If you offer these services free for the public...

...then what will happen to my business?

I wish us to remain friends

Why not go into real estate?

I've many connections within the Government...

...who can obtain permits within a week!

No thank you, sir

This is my ambition

Then you may proceed

I've no objection

However, my workers are known to be rough...

...they won't pay heed

They'll harm my opponents

Earlier there was an lndian from London

His name was...

- What was his name? - Singata Raja

They beat him quite badly

I couldn't find him afterwards

He could be in heaven or hell?

- Are you threatening me? - No, I'm not

I'm just telling you the facts

It's all down to your wish

You need not worry

I'll manage somehow

Wish you all the best

I'll pray for your success

Hello!

- You have an appointment? - Yes, the Chief Secretary

Good project plan!

The government will help you

Cool!

This is Palanisami, my secretary

He'll provide all the details

Reading your project will take up time...

...and I'm currently busy

Let's meet tonight at "Le Meridian" bar

- You've come from America? - Yes

Have you brought any American alcohol?

If you bring one, we can chat and relax

Can't you relax with our local brands?

I haven't bought them for a while

- So you're a born scrounger? - Be quiet, Uncle!

Don't worry, we'll meet you

Hey Uncle, are going to worship God?

- No, to worship women! - Women?

We're here to meet your bride

You change into this and I'll wear these

Look over there, sir

That looks fishy...

and on holy ground!

Hello! Open!

Yes, come in?

Sir, they're both men!

Yes, we're men. What's wrong in that?

What is the world coming to?

What were you doing inside?

We were changing

But why was the car shaking?

If we changed gently, the car won't shake

But we changed roughly, so the car wobbled!

Raise the window, uncle. I feel shy

- You may go - Something's wrong

So where's my bride?

- I've yet to find one - What?

We'll search here, until you've found one

Why do you keep torturing me?

The type of woman you want...

...are either old, or already married

Single woman either go to weddings, or pray in temples

- Let's see if you can find one - Get lost!

I don't think this will work out

Didn'tIwarn you?

Finding a traditional Tamil girl is rare

Maybe we should search in Sri Lanka?

I've found her!

Where?

There!

Super!

Uncle, go talk to her!

Why should I? She's your choice!

I'm very embarrassed, I feel very shy and uncomfortable...

...to speak to a strange woman you know

Just tell her how you feel

Go and talk to her!

- Excuse me - Yes!

What do you want?

Which way to Madras?

You taking the piss?

This is Madras

- We've reached Madras! - Really?

Thank you, sir

Let's go "Mama"

Who did you call "Mama"?

He's my "Uncle"

He's your "Pimp"?

Yes, Uncle!

Escape...

They've confused me?

We've missed that auspicious girl

Forget that auspicious girl...

...here comes a spacious one!

- Her torso has crippled me! - Shut up

Get me a shot of whiskey with soda

Sir, we've bought this for you

That's for me to take home

For your project...

the Fire Department, Airport Authority Local Municipality, Water Board...

...Electricity Board, Pollution Control...

...we'll need all of their approval

To build a medical college there are regulations to follow

The government must be satisfied

It will involve plenty of red-tape to obtain many signatures

It will take around two years

Can't you help speed up the process?

One more large!

- What is your budget? - 20 Million

Pay me 2%. which is 400,000

I'll take care of your project

Why shouldIpay you?

Why are you acting so ignorant?

Bribing everyone, from a minister to his staff...

...is the way things get done

- If I don't pay? - Your project won't pass

A minister will never directly ask for a bribe

It must be done through proper channels

Only I can organise this for you

A one stop shop

One more large!

Why shouldIpay a bribe!

I'm trying to provide free Education and Health...

...with my hard-earned money!

This is not a business deal...

...but a service for the poor!

You can do things for free, but not me

Without a bribe you couldn't build a toilet

I don't need your help! I'm educated!

I'll follow all the rules, fill a zillion forms!

My project will be done without bribes!

- Uncle, grab that bottle! - Don't get emotional

We shouldn't upset him, it could turn into trouble

It will become a nuisance

He's a fraud! Don't be scared of him!

Leave that bottle!

I'm not taking this bottle for free

It's my payment for time wasting here

What about the whiskey you drank?

That's my service charge

You bloody cheat!

Someday you'll ask for my help

Get lost, you bald bastard!

Never!

This section looks like a violation

Is your valuation an FOB or CIF?

Your valuation is wrong!

Your construction is not within the institutional zone

A zone conversion must be done

You'll need permission from the village council

You can't build more than 4 floors

Read the Establishment of Medical College Regulations

Have you got clearance to use oversee funds?

We need a legal opinion on these deed!

Only the Government can authorise this!

Ensure it's covered under CRZ!

Where is Form 1 Part 136?

Where is Form 73?

88b?

Whenever we submit correct documents...

...they always point out some trivial fault

We have two options

1- We pay them off with bribes

2- We drop the project

Nothing will happen unless we pay bribes

I told you so

See how you called me back

Please come, we're expecting you

Mr. Alpanayagam?

No, it's Mr. Aasainayagam

Take OK! Camera Off!

- A CAMERA? - Only kidding

Come in

- Here you go - No, thank you

Our first honest person?

It's risky to accept cash...

...so buy a necklace at "Prince Jewellers"...

...and bill it to my wife "Jamuna"

And how much for his wife?

I mean how much for his wife's necklace?

Here you go

What about that...

Your prostitute? She's in Suite 35

Excellent, suite number 3+5 = figure 8!

If I call, police will raid. Here's the room key!

These assholes have really turned this "uncle" into a "pimp"

Shit!

This construction must meet its deadline

It will, sir

- I bring good news! - What?

That girl we saw at the temple...

...her name is Tamilselvi

She's a BA Tamil Literature graduate

Now she works as a sales girl in a music shop

She lives in Velcherry

You're great! Come, let's go now

No!

If we arrive suddenly, she'll drive us out

- I have a cunning plan - What plan?

Just follow my lead

Police alone cannot stop crime

The public should do their part

Nowdays burglars enter homes as Repairmen or Salesmen

...and fool people

If you suspect anyone

...invite them in...

...then lock them in a room...

...and call us at 2484-8100...

...and we'll arrive immediately

Who are you?

Officers

What officers?

Assistant Electroal Enumeration Officer from the Election Commission of India

I'll explain

We're here for family planning

We plan to register your family onto the voters list

He is very strict!

If you suspect anyone...

...invite them in...

...then lock them up

Stop staring and invite us in!

Please come in!

Who's the bread winner?

That's me, Ramalingam

- Your Age? - 48

- Your wife's name? - Jothi

- Age - 42

- Where is the young "figure"? - Figure!

Ask your daughter to come

Why?

I can provide her details to you

I need to confirm that she lives here

Now CALL HER!

Because we are strict

Tamil, those idiots are acting suspicious

You distract him, while I'll call the police

Stop drooling and close your trap

Start!

- Your sweet name? - Tamilselvi

- Age? - 21

Size?

7?

My slipper size!

Mum, what is this?

Do you know how to cook?

Can you make spicy sauce?

Where are you going?

- Su-Su - Go-Go

You go and accompany him

Don't worry, we'll take her...

...I mean take her details

Mr Todeman?

What?

Two burglars are inside our home

Please call the police

Don't worry

I'll call them

Can you sing?

Is that question really necessary?

They've added all these

Don't question us!

Just sing!

- Mum! - Sing anything

Sing...my dear

Lord krishna is a mischievous boy

Stop it!

How long can Krishna be mischievous?

- Can you dance? - Yes, show us

Mum! What is all this?

Give them a tiny performance

- They'll come soon - Who?

Her uncle

Stop it!

- How about a latest song? - Latest?

Please officer, It's all a mistake!

Shut up!

That day you escaped from the temple!

Sign your statement...

...then I'll thrash them!

- Daddy! - Sivaji!

Hey!

How dare you arrest my son! He's no criminal

He's a Computer Engineer, whose returned from America

He's a Millionaire!

Here, his certificate...

...passport, credit card and green card

A US green card is like an lndian ration card!

- The cell has no fan - Be quiet!

Why enter his house as election officers?

We weren't trying steal...

...we wanted to check out the "figure"

Son, what's going on?

I've developed a liking for her...

...and wanted to meet her

But uncle came up with the stupid idea

My son has found his bride!

All our dreams have come true!

Are you her parents?

Get up!

Hey, bring coffee for everyone

Ask him to bring some sweets too!

Hello, this police station is closed

We're from Dharmapuri Village

We are not prejudice and are against dowry

Is this a police station, or a marriage hall?

Many Indian love stories begin within police stations...

...so stop timewasting and bring a calendar

We'll fix a wedding date and pay all expenses

Do you believe in breastfeeding?

What the hell is this!

The health of a baby is important, isn't it?

I breastfed my son until he was 5 years old

He doesn't look breastfed...

...he looks caffeine fed!

Why am I dark-skinned?

Fair skin shows more dirt

Their marriage should be grand and traditio...

Shut up!

Are you all mad?

- You are - What!

Look, your approach is wrong!

One must socialize before arranging a marriage

Thank god you didn't mention a baby shower!

Come, let's go!

Ispector, drop us home!

They're too much

- Let's find another bride - No uncle

It is better to marry for love, then for convenience

We should plaster that on billboards

- Morning, sir - Is your minister in?

Mr. Adiseshan is here

Welcome

If you'd called me I would've come

You born liar!

That Sivaji is building a University and Hospital

How did this happen?

Is it? I never knew

Stop acting!

Your own department passed his blueprints

He has begun construction work!

- Did you accept his bribe? - No!

Just remember who paid for your political campaign?

Don't worry, I'll take care of this

I will make him face hurdles

Please do not worry

I can't trust that asshole anymore

We'll have to take care of Sivaji

Shall I kill him?

Just cripple him!

Where is she?

Wow! Superb!

Why are you here?

We came to buy an instrument

Can we get a bigger version of this?

Don't worry

I want a hand cymbal...and you?

I would love a girl in blue

You flirting again?

If you don't mind

I know you're a god fearing girl with family values

- What do you want? - Your permission

It's like you're asking for a snack

I don't know you, neither "here" nor "there"!

Is that all?

This is "here"

This is "after"

Now you know!

Will you marry him?

Joking?

My parents already warn you

one must get to know the girl

...socialize with her, become her friend...

...otherwise how could you marry and live happily?

You're right

We should socialize

Cool!

Sister, any problem? I can solve it

No

Then I'll solve my dispute with him

Come brother

It looks like someone sat on his head

You talk too much

- Are you Sivaji? - Yes

- You? - His Heroine!

It seems you're building some College and Hospital?

- And? - Somebody doesn't like that

Why not build something else...

...like a shopping mall or multiplex?

Who are you to order me?

Who I am?

I'm the Superman of Stunts!

The king of Kung-Fu!

The Fists of Fury!

This "Kanal Kannan" will demolish you!

Dear!

- Are you going to reply with a punchline? - Why?

All Tamil heroes use a punchline...

...even little superstars

You avoid it

You proceed

Deceased "Kanna"?

I mean "Kanal Kannan"

Across this road is Katpadi!

Cross Sivaji, you'll end up a dead body!

Children watch channel Pogo!

Svaji will make you go-go!

After 6 is number 7!

After Sivaji, who is there?

- How was that? - Now it's my turn

Tell your boss that nobody can stop me

He doesn't get it!

Lads, stop playing about...

...and persuade him!

I'm only their leader!

You're meant to beat my henchmen!

- You talk too much! - How do you know?

Cool!

Stop it!

Why did you stop?

What is that?

I'm sorry, my lord!

Mum, please come!

His whole family is here!

Why you have come?

We want to socialize with you

Socialize with us?

Yes, remember what you said...

...about socializing before marriage?

So, here we are

- You think I'm a fool? - Yes

Shut up!

Always troubling... just leave!

There's no obligation for marriage

Let's just socialize

If you're still not happy then let's remain friends

We don't want to!

Why decide in haste?

What's wrong with socialising with us?

It costs nothing to be friendly

Come, let's go inside

Look, we don't like these games

Now leave!

Brother! Any problem?

Sir, they won't marry their daughter to a stranger

When we offer to socialize they shut the door on us

Come to my house

I have two daughters

Get to know them well

You can marry one of them...

...otherwise we'll just remain friends

Come my daughters!

- She is Angavai - Here you go

Keep those on your head!

Angavai is a chaste Tamil name

She's Angavai

She is Sangavai

It's obvious their his daughters

Sivaji, okay for you?

Sorry, sir

- I'm already in love - OK

Ramalingam!

It's not right leaving guests on your doorstep

- It is bad manners - Stop bothering me

Look at his eyes!

Look at his colour!

Look at his style!

Would anybody in Tamil Naidu reject him?

- I'm feeling shy - See!

- He is also modest! - We didn't invite them

Serving a guest is part of our Tamil culture

Finding a good person is difficult

So get to know them

Yes, take them inside!

It's my fate... COME!

Cool!

Come, let's socialize

Come here baby!

Stop being playful

Go bring them some unheated coffee

Where is your dhoti?

Why?

So that we'll feel at home...here it is

Where are your playing cards?

What for?

We'll play a game

Do they need sugar?

Was this dhoti expensive?

No, you've cheapened it!

- You want anything? - A beer

They only have buttermilk

Really? Go buy me a beer

Sorry

- What do you want to drink? - Poison

Poison? Here have some

Drink up and leave

You're only offering us coffee

- How about something to eat? - No

We're here as your guests

Offering sweet and spicy dishes is part of our Tamil culture

We're from Hyderabad!

You want to eat? I'll bring it?

Thank you

This coffee tastes like piss!

They're trying to kill me!

Call an ambulance!

I'll be dead before they arrive!

This is sweet and this is spicy

Now they'll torture us with chillies!

Eat it!

- Don't eat! - Shut up!

If she served me poison, I would gladly eat it

Don't eat this, your ass will burn!

Listen to me!

He's chomping on it!

Wash room please?

Thank you

Where are you going?

- Su-Su - Go-Go

Someone has cast an evil eye on my son!

Not "evil eye" but "chilly eye"

What happened?

Nothing

It sounded like the "King Kong" trailer

I'm so happy

We've finished the first course of socializing

For the next course, you must be our guests

Impossible, we won't come

You will come by hook or crook

He'll pick you up next Sunday at 11am

If you want to buy a gift...

...he will pay for it!

It is enough if you come

It is enough if she comes

Alright?

Seee you on Sunday

I'm honoured that you're Dean of my Medical College

Oh...that's my pleasure

This floor will feature a anatomy and pathology lab

- Bring that drill now! - Yes sir

What happened?

My son stepped on a live wire!

Is he alive?

His pulse has stopped

- Please do something Doctor! - Let me try

My son is breathing!

You're great Doctor! Thanks

You saved my son, you're an angel

Don't you know that child labour is illegal?

I want to send him to school...

...but I have no money

I'll give you money! Just send him to school

Thank you, sir

If you make children work then I'll beat you!

Remarkable Doctor...

...I thought he was dead

How is this possible?

I used CPR

When a person has a cardiac arrest...

...you must immediately perform CPR to keep vital organs alive

If that fails...

...then you can use a defibrillator and shock the heart to re-function

Cool Doctor!

Aren't you ready for lunch?

We said we'll not come!

Not come?

But we've prepared a grand meal...

...and fasted since this morning...

...so we could dine with you

Come, let's go!

- That's your problem! - But we've spent plenty

We even cooked a rare turtle!

Is it troubling to eat for free?

- We're not coming - We invited you

Will you go? Shall I call the police?

Will you come? Shall I call Sivaji?

Sivaji...they're not coming

So you come here instead

- No! - Hold on

We welcome her family who arrive to socialize with us

Isn't this over-the-top?

You are very special guest to us...welcome

Come, let's socialize

Here are non-vegetarian dishes

We also have vegetarian dishes

Please eat freely, without feeling shy

What are you looking for?

That rare turtle dish, which you prepared?

Did you really believe that?

I was only joking

You're not eating properly

- Why have two moustaches? - Stop troubling me

Why eat like a baby?

Have lots more!

You must always eat healthily!

Come in

After marriage, this will be our own room

Yes

I bought these silk saris for you

These are for special occasions

These are to wear at home

Here are the matching blouses

I selected these jewelleries for you

Here are soap, perfumes and other female items

When pregnant I've stored healthy foods and medicines

I've bought clothes for our baby until it reaches the age of 3

For a boy here... For a girl there...

I've bought everything to keep you happy

All I need is your consent

Cool!

Flower of my heart

Your smile is sweet as a fruit

The whites of your glance...

...inspires my garden to bloom

The sound of your anklets...

...turns men into poets

Come to me

You're my life, Sivaji

Take out your sword...

...and sharpen my beauty!

Smear your fragrance over me

Your dual arrogance...

...will bring me a pleasant death!

Oh sparkling moon...

...marry this cupid

Let's make love amongst the stars

Oh Emperor of smiles...

...want to bathe naked with me?

You want to rest on my bust...

...or nap within my eyelids?

I don't boast my talents to females

I perferm and please them!

The words from your lips...

...pour out musical notes

Your crevice and waist...

...are hidden places of ecstasy

In bliss, I hid the earth within my robes!

I danced amongst the stars and made the moon glow

With features of a maiden...

...and expression of a child...

...you're a figure of controversy!

- I'm not gay! - What you doing here?

While trying to kiss me...

...your girlfriend is leaving

Why leave so soon?

The meal is over, isn't it?

Now that we've socialized...

...tell me, do you like us?

Look, we came because you insisted

You had coffee in our home...

...we had a meal here

Everything is now equal

I specifically came here to say this

Don't bother us again!

Stop the work!

Where is the contractor?

- Stop everything! - What's the problem?

Violation, sir

The Government has issued this notice

You taking the piss?

I've spent millions on obtaining clearances for construction...

...now this new nonsense

The government reserved this land for a residential complex

If my work is stopped, I'll kill you!

Why get angry with me?

I'm just doing my job

Why not complain to the minister?

Is it enough bribing the government officers?

What's the point of me being a minister?

You should've come to me first!

We're sorry for that mistake

Please advise us?

It's too late

Nothing can be done

We're close to finishing construction

I'm in an awkward position

I've never begged for help

Please, help me

What is the value of your project?

God, again that same question

20 Million

Give me 25%...

...and I'll let your project continue

5 Million?

Why act so surprised?

You'll earn plenty from tuition and operation fees

Within a year you'll turnover a profit

I didn't start this project to earn money

That's what they all say in the beginning

How can we arrange 5 Million?

It's all tied to this project

I can understand your problem...

...but Adiseshan is pressuring me

He's made an official complaint

If I must defy him...

...then you'll pay me 5 Million!

Must one bribe to perform a good deed?

That why I said nothing can be done!

Sir...please

Sivaji, come for a minute

Bloody rascals!

It's no use talking to him

We can't afford to stop this project

Adiseshan picked the right time to screw us

We'll have to borrow to pay that asshole off

Come

Give me your property documents?

Sir, the constructed area is 8,750 square ft

The property is not enough to secure the loan

Here

Here are his property deeds...

...bonds, shares and investments

Please sign this agreement

Don't worry

Just focus on your ambition

Hi Tamilselvi! Happy Diwali!

Oh No! They're here!

Mum, Sivaji has arrived!

Quick, close the door!

Mum, they're already inside

Happy Diwali!

Didn'tIwarn you already!

Why do you keep torturing me?

Today is the Diwali festival

We wish to celebrate it with you

We can socialize by bursting firecrackers...

...followed by a meal and a movie special on TV

Uncle! Let's seek their blessings

- Please leave! - Why?

Get out!

Friend!

- Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali

Did he kick you out?

Come to my house

I have two daughters - Not again!

Get to know them well

You can marry one of them...

...or we can remain friends

- Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali

Let us celebrate - Keep looking!

Darling, they're enjoying themselves

It has nothing to do with us...

...just ignore them!

Hey skinny man, come out!

You chucked them out, isn't it?

See how they remain jolly!

Now watch this!

Not me, dear!

- How was that? - Super

Our neighbours are having fun with them!

Didn't you say to ignore them?

Just come and cook!

Mum, come and see this!

Stop!

Who said that?

What the hell is happening?

- Why laugh so loud? - Its disturbing the neighbourhood!

This is my home!

If I enjoy myself, or use a spray...

...why should you care?

I don't care just tell them to leave!

You have no authority over me!

They're were originally our house guest

Then you kicked them out, isn't it?

So let them go home! Why should they be here?

They're here to "socialize" with us

We'll socialize today, tomorrow and will continue forever

So mind your business!

Look! They first came to socialize with us

We've already had two courses of socializing

We're the seniors!

They should only socialize with us

- Please, come with us - But you kicked me out

I was wrong. Please come

- We'll come with his permission - This is culture!

Tell them!

Son, go with them and socialize merrily

If they trouble you, my door is always open

- I have two daughters - Sir, I'll leave now

I've never met a family like yours

Seeing your wealth and status, scared me a little

Your goodness has won us over

Give us your son's horoscope

Yes!

- Happy Diwali - Thanks

You've shown your true colour!

Sit down

Sivaji's documents were correct

I couldn't stop him

Then what's the point!

The Government can't solely help you

We must also help others

The public will benefit from his projects

Why is he so frank?

Because of his 5 Million

What about the Millions I've paid you?

You've earned countless more then you've given

Now, let me earn my million!

So, you won't listen to me?

No, I won't!

Nothing can be changed

What if I change you?

What if your position is lost?

What if I finance the opposition party?

From now on, your rule is over!

Arrange for the assembly to vote a "No Confidence" Motion

Hi!

Did you check my horoscope?

When can we fix our wedding?

Wedding? Who said that?

But we exchanged our horoscopes

My parents were being polite

We've socialized and have become friends, OK

- But marriage is different - How much is a drum?

That's not sold here

Hold on!

What's the matter?

In marriage some ideals are important...

...which we don't share

Is that a South Indian Drum?

No, it's an American Trumpet!

What don't we have in common?

No, it will offend you

- I want to see the Manager - I'm the Manager...get out!

Don't worry, just be honest

Please, tell me

Show me your hand

Understand?

A man's hand A woman's hand

But does our colour match?

Who are you calling black!

This city will explode in flames

Lord Rama is black

Lord krishna is black

The minister Kamaraj was black

The poet Vairamuthu is black

That piano is black

Grapes are black

The real colour of Dravidians is black

That's whyIdidn't...

There are two things we should respect

Chastity and Skin Colour

Let's question her virginity!

Uncle! Cool!

Look, I don't believe you're a racist

There must be another reason

Tell me!

No, that was my reason

Burn down this store!

Burn her effigy!

Why aren't you serving this customer?

Burn the customer!

Shut up!

She has a right to her views!

Hello madam, just a minute!

So you have a problem with my skin colour?

I'll come back with fair skin!

How is that possible?

Let's use tar to make her black

We must challenge her!

What do you want?

Fair and Lovely!

We'll need a lorry full!

Apply well!

- Uncle! - Yes?

Why is it itching badly?

I added bleaching powder for faster results

- You bastard! - Help!

Why add so little

Its saffron, we must be cautious

Enough!

Don't drink all that you'll become ill!

Nothing will happen with my steel body

What happened?

A phone call

God!

What happened?

I couldn't...

What the hell?

Run!

Don't be afraid! It's your boss

He's just wearing an Air Con suit

What's going on?

Why are you bathing in mud?

This is natural therapy!

It will help me become a universal hero!

One gram of sunlight

One gram of moonlight

I mixes them, to become white

I was born black

Now I am white

I was born a Tamil

Now I am a white Tamil

His presence is...style

His pose is...style

His smile is...style

His words is...style

Energetic style

Hypnotic style

Vctorious style

The young and old fellow his style

His presence is...style

His pose is...style

His laugh is...style

His words is...style

His hot touch is...style

His action is...style

His dishevelled hair is...style

What I do is...style

My warrior, harass me

My cupid, thrill me

My rowdy, fondle me

My bad boy, gaze at me

I have nice features

White man, consume them!

You're a sweet chocolate

You're fast as a plane

Your figure is an hourglass

You're soft as a flower bud

Your touch freezes my veins

Your shyness tortures me

You've erected a tower in my heart

You're the bomb

You are my hero!

You are a superstar!

Who do you think you are?

Get lost!

Striking, isn't it?

No, you look inverted

You serious?

That's not fair, I struggled hard to become white

I liked your black skin

- Now you look fake - Thank god

Wash off that white makeup

Why pretend to be racist?

Forgive me

I never expected your extreme reaction

I wanted to dump you, not because of your colour...

...it's my horoscope

Sivaji is a Leo

Tamilselvi is a Taurus

According to Indian astrology, both are not compatible

Their horoscopes don't match

Both have bad omens, when together

I foresee a big loss occurring

Because of her, he remains in danger

If they marry, he will die

How can you say that?

Look at this!

I have moles on my tongue

WhateverIsay, becomes true

You're doing good deeds

You shouldn't get hurt, because of me

That's whyIlied

What!

Is that all?

You know what my astrologer said?

If we marry, I'll obtain more wealth

For a second opinion we met another astrologer

You know what he said?

You are already married...

...and you'll give birth to twins

Which one do you believe?

We'll never have peace, if we worry about this

I love you

And you?

Why care about superstitions?

Life becomes hell when you think of death

Only happiness is important

You want to marry me?

Cool!

Breaking news in politics!

This morning, a new assembly was formed...

...after a "No Confidence" motion was passed

The newly appointed minister has asked for a cabinet reshuffle

Long live Adiseshan!

Welcome

I should seek your blessing

You're the new Minister, let me honour you

You really are a kingmaker

Thank you, sir

Show your gratitude with action, not words

If you're Adiseshan, I'm your Alsatian

I'll always be your slave!

Stop it I say!

What's going on here!

The Government reserved this land for housing developments

Your construction is illegal

Demolish it!

What the hell!

Last time you received 5 Million and guaranteed my construction!

So explain yourself?

It's a new Government order

I'll come back tomorrow morning

You have till then to sort this out!

That land was reserved for a government project

Which idiot gave you permission?

It's an illegal project I cannot permit it

What have I done wrong? Why treat me this way

Why punish me, for a good deed?

We met everybody

We've paid everyone from officers to ministers

You've bribed those from the previous administration

But I'm fresh

I've invested plenty for this position

From campaign, election and publicity expenses

The cost of politics has increased

Tell me, what do you want?

What's your project value?

How man times will you ask this question?

- What? - Nothing sir

20 Million

Give me 25% for my growth fund

I'll take care of everything

You scoundrel!

I'm not a criminal doing illegal business!

To build a Gandhi Memorial they'd ask for bribes!

Uncle! You keep quiet!

Will you pass my projects?

Show me some respect!

Why pay a courrupt fuck?

How dare you offend me!

If you don't pay me I'll fail your project!

I won't pay you a single cent!

I'll drag you through all the courts!

There must be some justice within this country

I'll find it!

Go ahead!

Hello Sivaji, how are you?

Are your projects going well?

If you need my help, just ask

Does this suit your status? You're a deadly a snake!

- You'll never die peacefully! - What the fu...

That's wrong

Sir is having a bad day

I'll see you later

Wanker!

This case can be won

The government can't stop projects passed by previous ministers

It's wrong!

Their claims are void

In court I'll ask for a writ, or a stay order

For 20 years I;ve worked hard to achieve this dream

I've pledged all my earnings and properties

Please, save this

Don't worry

You've obtained approvals for your project

I'll take care of it

About my fees...

...I'll need an advance

How much, sir?

2 Million

2 Million?

Aren't I fighting to save your wealth

I have no money...

..and I've crossed my overdraft limit

Take my car as an advance

Sir, I feel awkward

Please, it's alright

Was I born with a car?

Throughout my childhood I've travelled on foot and bus

Just win this case for me

Take it

You've always liked this car

- Can I drop you home? - No, thank you

Hereafter, I'll get used to walking

Did the Government Departments rejected your project proposals?

Yes

So, you bribed Millions to Government Officers?

Objection!

Permission was refused to obtain bribes!

Objection overruled!

You've already mentioned this

Is it true that you bribed officials?

It's true...but...

Is it true that Minister Anbanadham had initially refused you?

True

Is it true that you bribed him to pass your project?

Yes

- No more questions, your Honour - I wanted to help the poor

I was cornered! I was helpless!

The petitioner has confessed to crimes of corruption...

...therefore his construction permits are illegal beyond reasonable doubt

In conclusion, the new government notice was correct by law

This court permits demolishment of all Sivaji's illegal construction

The government need not compensate Sivaji losses

What's happened to you, Sivaji?

You should've taken my advice...

...of buiding a hotel, or going into real estate

Instead, you have become a pauper

How will you survive?

Will you work in a sweatshop?

Will you become a milkman?

Can you drive an auto rickshaw?

I can help you get a bus conductor job

Want it?

But, you need previous experience

There is one job that anyone can do...

...will you do it?

All I have are notes

You have any change?

Oh Lord...

...let him prosper in his new job

You're very fortunate...

...that I'm your first customer

Go beg for a living

Excuse me, sir

After the repossession of all your properties...

...you still remain in arrears

All other possessions must remain here, to pay off your debts

This also includes your Rolex watch

Sorry Dad. Sorry Mum

Please, return to the village. I will sort this out

We can survive this

We was poor before you left for America

Welcome, son-in-law

My situation isn't good

Can we postpone the wedding to another time?

We can fix the wedding date whenever you want

No dad, I don't want to marry

What are you saying?

I warned you before, but you still insisted!

After our engagement you've lost everything

After marriage...

...if you lose your life as predicted?

Your over-reacting

What over-reacting?

How did they demolish all your dreams and ambitions?

How did a Millionaire become penniless within one day?

It's a co-incidence, damn it

No, I can't marry you. Please leave!

Don't ever see me again!

Go beg for a living!

Don't ever see me again!

Roadside food tastes better then food from a 5 star hotel

Eat

You should return to America

No, this is my country

How can I leave my dream?

I will not give it up

How, Sivaji?

With this one Rupee coin

Tails, gentle path

Heads, wild path

Let this coin decide my path!

Now you will see...

..my wild side!

Who?

Tomorrow morning, a wedding party will arrive

Wedding?

Income Tax officers

Hide all your illegal accounts and documents

What are you saying?

The tip-off is confirmed, top secret

Don't contact anyone, your outgoing calls are tapped!

- Ravi - Sir?

Deliver these fertilizer sacks to my farmhouse

Can't you cross the road?

- Where you heading? - Tambaram

Give us a lift

How can I take strangers?

We know your boss

I've reached my destination. You can get off here

Wake up!

- Sir has sent fertilizer - Okay brother

We have intruders!

Who?

Adi mate, still waiting for the wedding party?

That finished last night...

...today is the reception

Confused?

Farmhouse

Beaten henchmen

Your documents have vanished

Who the hell is this?

I'm the hero, man!

Sivaji!

Striking, isn't it!

What do you want?

Fertilizer...

...which began with your one Rupee Coin?

Let's talk business

I'll wait for you opposite the Income Tax office

No need to hurry...

...but after 30 minutes I'll go inside

- Sir, your cake - Thank you, leader

My boss is calling you

Tell your boss to come here

Sir, sit down

Bring sir, some cakes and tea!

Hurry up and talk

I have all your books, hard disks and documents...

...which confirm undeclared assets and hidden Swiss accounts

Overall, you owe 20 Million of unpaid tax

- So what? - Eat your cake

Eat, sir!

You'll give me half...

Not the cake...the money

If I don't?

I'll hand your documents to the Income Tax office

See over there

Super uncle!

Drive now!

Tell him to stop

Hold on!

Your 20 Million will be seized

You'll face heavy fines and jail...

...while I'll be rewarded with 2 Million

Whatever you decide, I will gain

Which is better?

Losing everything, or losing some

You threatening me?

- Vel - Sir

Call the police commissioner

Adi, stop being so funny

Its undeclared money, sweetie! You can't use the law

You must remain quiet

You're just one man

I've the Government within my grip

I've your balls within my grip

Repeat!

Tell him to stop

Hold on!

You have 24 hours

Pay me 10 Million

I'll soon inform you when and where

Enjoy your tea

- How much? - 20 Rupees

Adi, you pay

I'll deduct it from my 10 Million

You leap more stylishly than a conductor

Hi

Why get upset on seeing us?

Why have you come?

You're causing trouble. Please go!

I want to buy a flute

Play this

I beg you, leave

Manager!

Your staff member isn't serving us!

Tamilselvi, serve the customer!

Flute

Please listen, I'll soon receive a large payout

I can re-open the University

Earning back is easy!

Can you bring life back?

Give me a break!

Why torture yourself with silly superstitions?

You believe if we marry I'll die?

The truth is I'll die if we don't marry!

Yes, he'll commit suicide on the rail tracks!

When did I say that?

Her expression changed. We'll exploit her sentiments

Don't joke around. Leave!

This is no joke

Come tomorrow at 5pm, near the Vandalur level crossing

You'll find Sivaji on the train tracks

If you accept him...a wedding

If not...

...a funeral!

- Come! - Why say that?

- Who am I? - Uncle

I did my duty

Uncle, this is a stupid idea!

Sivaji, women can never understand our words

Taking drastic action will solve this

- Why talk crazy? - Don't speak!

The train will depart soon. Remember our plan?

Hey uncle?

Yes dear?

You won't sacrifice me for comedy sake?

Move! It's urgent

Sivaji, the train has departed

Uncle, Tamilselvi has left

Suicide cancelled! Get off the tracks

Why are you stuttering?

My leg is stuck!

Stuck?

Remove your trousers and run

What's the matter, gas troubles?

Stop the train!

Crap!

The emergency chain snapped!

Oh shit!

Stop!?...

I'll always protect you

A raaga of musical notes rained on earth...

...and the Sahara desert bloomed into an oasis

The vast night sky parted...

...a beautiful moon visited me...

...and we both shared a cup of tea

Is this a dream, or the truth?

Is this love's magical chant?

This is love, a thousand years old

It will survive another million years

Press your lips against my anxious body

Let your moustache stubble arouse me

Should I garland the sky and earth...

...with colourful fiowers?

On this adorned path to the stars...

...let me carry your body?

This is love, a thousand years old

It will survive for another million years

Car keys?

Your started this with 1 Rupee...

...nowIhave 10 Million

You're a lucky charm

This deal is not over...yet

Leave him!

I won't until the money is safe

Uncle, start the car

Dp you think I'm a poof?

You should see my police record!

Adi, man...

...cold-bloodied Adi

- I'll kill you - Don't sir

We'll take care of him

Money should return to my place

Return his corpse to his place

Know who they are?

They're the top rowdies of Madras

They'll rip you into pieces

You foolishly came alone

Sweetie, pigs always attack in groups

A lion can fight alone

Finish!

Cool!

- Ayappa - Yes

8 sacks have English newspapers

- 6 contain Tamil newspaper - Okay

4 sacks contain gossip magazines

Take them inside, then collect your money

Uncle, is it safe to hide our money here?

The owner is my classmate. We can trust him

His factory and home will be safe for us

We've collected enough money

We can re-open the Sivaji Foundation

No

If Adiseshan had 20 Million of unpaid tax...

...how much would the whole city have?

How much would lndia have?

What do you mean?

Have some tea

- Need anything else? - No, thank you

The total figure of India's unpaid tax...

...exceeds well into Trillions

India isn't a poor country

Its wealth is hidden illegally

See how much inequality exists because of it

Rich get richer. Poor get poorer

This illegal money is the reason for India's poverty

We must expose this money

Sivaji Foundation shouldn't just be in Madras...

...it must be in every city!

It will provide education and jobs

And give food and shelter for all

How can one person achieve this?

I can!

We must find out who has such illegal money?

How?

Research various employees, accountants, drivers and servants...

...and organise an invite to them

They won't reveal anything

- I'll make them - How?

Fpr that, we must visit the hospital

- How are you? - I can't bear the pain

I'm sorry

Adiseshan has never visited us

But you've come. Thank you

- Why be a henchman? - We know nothing else

Son, come here

- What do you study? - I paste posters

Why deny your precious child an education?

Who will provide us such opportunities?

We've grown up with violence

I'll give you the same job...

...but only for good deeds

Will you join me?

You get a good income, with a free house

I'll pay for your children's education

What do you say?

Useless chap!

Accept his offer!

You go, sir. I'll persuade them

We'll come, boss

I think there must be a discussion about the Indian Economy

But why is the driver here?

Thank you all for attending

In Tamil Nadu, around 2 Trillion exists as black money

What is black money? Is it painted black?

Everyone must pay 30% of theri annual earnings as income tax

If they don't declare this, then it's known as...

...black money

Employees, like you...

...would know if your employer hasn't paid any income tax

That money should go towards the people's welfare

So please, tell me where they've hidden their black money

Great! You want us to betray?

No...

...I want you to save our country

How?

I'm going to spend that money on the poor

Why should we grass?

Are you an Income Tax officer?

Commissioner?

The C.M?

I'm the PM

A postman...

...who will deliver money to the people

You're breaking the law!

Those with black money are already breaking the law!

My employer isn't a thief

He has kept his earned money

What's wrong with that?

If everyone used that reason...

...then our government can't control inflation rates

Cost will increase on...

...petrol, electricity, clothes, medicines...

...which will directly affect you!

Tax evaders, like your Employer, are betraying the people

Sir, I understand now!

Excuse me!

Sir, I'll give you any details

Shut up!

We can't be dishonest our profession

This is not correct

Those who agree, can provide details here

Those who disagree, can wait inside my office

That idiot wants to save lndia

How can we trust him with our information

He'll keep all the money!

This room is empty

This is not correct

And you?

You want to be here...

...or inside the office?

We're just discussing that

Cool!

This is correct

I was thinking...

...your scheme will benefit our national interest

That's right!

Hello

Minister, you've undeclared assets worth 10 Million...

...which are hidden as jewels, gold bars, and foreign currency

You'll pay me half to keep the rest...

Otherwise, the tax officers will seize everything

Have you decided?

Who is this?

BOSS

Who?

Idiot, its BOSS

Yes?

Fool, its BOSS

Live prosperously

Live "half" prosperously

Where next?

New York

CHENNAI

We've received unofficial complaints

Millions have been stolen

Stop and search all large vehicles

Exchange these into US dollars

Do this good deed

Note down this currency serial number

NEW YORk

- Hello Mike - Yeah, Aslam

Material received

Handover the money to the concerned party

Identity: 1000 Rupees Indian currency

Serial no: 5BD 714592

Cool

Friends, split this money into small amounts...

...and distribute it to those you trust

Afterwards, all must donate it to the Sivaji Foundation

Black money will return as legal money

Don't worry Sivaji, we'll take care of it

Thank you

CHENNAI

Hi, I'm Sivaji buddy. Cool

Hi Shiv, you got a mail

Our black money has turned whiter than white!

No one can question the Foundation

We've converted our black money into white

We must guarantee it remains white

I don't understand

Don't criminals wear white in prison?

- Hello, Income Tax office? - Yes

Give me the investigation department

You'll leave no stone unturned

I have evidence on those who've not paid any income tax

You can raid them

- Send me the documents - No problem

Sir

Who is that?

It's your driver. There's someone to see you

- What? - Forgive me. They...

We are from the Income Tax Department

Who gave you permission? Shall I call the minister?

Sorry sir, we from CBI

What bullshit! You'll lose your jobs

We've obtained evidence of your undeclared assets

- Who told you this? - We can't say

I know!

Sivaji!

He's suddenly grown rich! Why don't you raid him?

His wealth has been accounted for

You've not declared many items

Will you sign this statement?

For laundering undeclared assets into US Dollars...

...you are under arrest

Welcome. Today's headline!

Across the city, the Police and Income Tax Departments...

..have raided properties of wealthy industrialists and politicians

Many were arrested for tax evasion and money laundering...

How did this happen?

Poor man

You've brought yourself to this position

What will you do in prison?

Hard labour?

Clean toilets?

Wash plates?

Should I help you get a job as a prison cook?

Pity, you need experience for that

There's one simple job for you You want it?

It is...

...counting bars!

Striking, isn't it?

You've committed a mistake

You shouldn't have done this

You insulted me

You will pay for this

I'm sensitive

I can't bear this

I will get my revenge!

You want more lessons from us?

I'm Adi, man!

Go fuc...count bars!

Cool!

I can't get him released, it's all over the press

May I come in?

Who is that?

BOSS

What do you want?

- Who let you in? - Money

The minister is in a meeting

Don't allow anyone inside

Sign it

- Why? - Read it!

All constructions sites bought by Sivaji Foundation...

...have been approved by the government

Therefore, all objections are null and void...

...and pending work can continue...

...by order of the Government

Signed...A. Kulandaivelu

Impossible!

Here's 5 Million

Sign

I got this seat from Adiseshan

- For your money, I'll never sign! - Why?

Professional ethics

- What? - Professional ethics

Sign

You must be mad to threaten a minister

With security everywhere how will you escape?

Will you stab everyo..

You stabbed me?

Did you think I was bluffing?

This will make you understand

Now sign!

You didn't think

You can't escape the law

I'll not be caught

You prepared for prison?

I'll go for years, Boss

Now choose, signature or death?

I'll sign

Doctor, the minister will see you

- Doctor, he stabbed me - Lift him

Don't send me to the morgue

Clean the wound with alcohol

Give him a painkiller shot

Is this a time to toast?

I thought he was acting, but he really did it!

What he says, he will do

Is he safe?

As he was stabbed between the midline and right abdomen...

...he is safe

Am I still sane?

Give him these medicines

His wounds will heal within a week

If you talk, I'll cut your intestines

That's right! Take care!

Boss, I suffered a lot

Can I keep the money?

You should have signed before

Would you have given?

- I would have given half - And the rest?

- We'd call the Income Tax - Why?

Professional ethics

Greetings

The Sivaji foundation will rebuild your huts with bricks

We'll build schools where education will be free

We'll provide irrigation to make your lands fertile

But I will need your help

You'll need to maintain the whole village

Follow my advice for a year...

...and your lands will be productive

On whose authority are you doing this?

You don't need authority when helping others

This is Government land

You need permission from all us councillors

You'll come to disrupt my plans

But you'll never move your ass to help people

Application forms are ready. Sign it and leave

We won't!

Sign if you want to help

If you don't then wait in my office

Why inside your office?

Idiot, he might offer us a bribe?

Please follow me

Make yourselves comfortable

The playground will be here

I'll agree to all your plans

Councillor!

- You called? - Minister!

Change okay

Launch the helicopter!

Within this village...

...from illiterates to graduates, all are unemployed

You'll need to sign their employment contracts

Whoever accepts his jobs we'll butcher them!

Who the hell are you?

BOSS!

Bachelor of Social Service

Then what's the point of us being elected?

- Why should our party exist? - Minister, don't be upset

If you want to talk, then wait inside my office

About time

- Please follow me - Do you have tea?

You'll receive a good meal

- Minister, what happened? - They served us well

Whilst inside the office I thought things over

Is my minister post important?

Only the heart is important

This is our area. Do whatever you want

If you don't mind, can I sit down?

What happened?

They didn't remove the splinter from my butt

SIVAJl lNDUSTRIES

SIVAJl CENTRE

SIVAJl HOSPlTALS

Sivaji Residential Complex

I'm exhausted after getting everyone bail

Our wealth has been seized

We can't even fund the upcoming election

You should have let him build his one University

He would have remain silent

Now he's a Superstar!

He has Universities in every city

He lays new roads and supplies water

In every city he has expert teams running his foundation...

...like a private government

He'll be the next Chief Minister!

An enemy isn't created by one person

We've all contributed

Vel, arrange his death!

All the rowdies work for him

Can't we throw him jail?

Impossible, he stole money exploiting all the loopholes

Legally, we can't do anything

Just do something!

Can't you use political power?

He uses a special office room

He'll cut down my power

The public don't want to testify against him

They all support him

Why?

He stabbed me in my own office!

Then make an official complaint

That won't help

There's nothing we can do

What's his weak point?

Live prosperously

Please, bless us

No one can change their fate

Visit the temple at Thirunallaru and provide some offerings

It might help you

What's wrong?

You're sad on our wedding night

That astrologer scared me

I'm quite afraid

Let us visit that temple

Don't worry about that

Tonight is important

We should celebrate it

But how?

Meaning?

There are different ways

We can be poetic and divine, like a Sivaji Ganesan film?

How?

What's the other option?

We can be high-spirited, like an M.G.R film?

What do you mean?

Next?

We can be naughty, like a Kamal Hassan film?

Which is?

Which type do you want?

I love your style...

...and thunderous action

Can we do...?

Check this out!

Beautiful girl, the world revolves around you

This commander, will destroy all religious fanatics

I'm the real don

My pistol does the talking

Beautiful girl...

...you explode my mind

He's the true don

His pistol does the talking

My heart skips a beat...

...on seeing your sweet body

You're cool as ginger beer...

...with intoxicating eyes

She'll become mesmerised, from your touch

Like an electric shock

When I shoot bullets, she'll be turned on

WhenIexplode, she'll be exhausted

With this gun, I'll be like Roger Moore

I'll sense everything, from women to villains

Your humour is better than Eddie Murphy

You're my sweet gal...

...and I'm the don!

Morning, I'll fiy like Superman

Midnight, I'll climb like Spiderman

Your eyes infiltrate like James Bond

I'll rebel like the island of Cuba

My temperature is rising fast

Like Castro, I yearn to pinch you

Let's not squander our nuptial night

You're a sweet bun...

...while I'm butter and jam

Let me smear myself all over you

Kiss my honey lips

You'll always be my fair lady

Each saturday you should light an oil lamp...

...then all your worries will be resolved...

...and you'll overcome your horoscope

You must place the oil lamp on flowing water

- Aren't you Tamilselvi? - Yes

Wasn't your school teacher called Sita Lakshmi?

Yes, how do you know?

She's my aunt

She recognised you, while we were praying

- Where? - She's in the Temple office

- Your husband returned from America? - Yes

Please sit

Don't be scared. Sit down

Who are you all?

- C.B.I - C.B.I?

We're not here to arrest you, or place you in custody

Just answer our questions. That's all

How long has Sivaji been involved in extortion?

He hasn't done anything wrong

Then explain how he obtained money for his foundation?

He worked hard for it

No. It's black money...

...which he got by threatening people

He launders it and cheats the Government

Enforcement Directorate, Economic Offenses Department and Customs...

...are all keen on his arrest

Industrialists, Ministers, and Terrorists...

...plan to assassinate him

The police are prepared to kill him in an encounter

Only you can save your husband

Tell us, how did he launder his money?

I don't understand

Stop acting dumb!

You sleep with him...

...and you know nothing?

Don't be rude

Sir, send her with me

There's no need for third degree treatment

What mistake has she committed?

Please madam, its only an economic offense

If you tell us, he'll be imprisoned for 10 years

If you don't tell us, he could be killed

You decide his fate!

He's a good man

Nothing will happen to him

Okay madam, you may leave

Sorry for the trouble

If you have any information then please contact me

Hey Uncle, tonight is for my wife...

...you handle all the work!

- Excuse me, sir - Hi, thank you

What's wrong, love?

C.B.I came and questioned me

Are you doing anything wrong?

I'm only doing good

Be straight with me

No misunderstanding should exist between us

My darling, we are one

I'll tell you

Hi, I'm Sivaji buddy. Cool.

When all the black money has disappeared...

...then I'll surrender myself

Switch off, man!

Fasten your seat belt

Cool

Don't worry about me

Just sleep well

What happened?

Nothing will happen to me

His life is in danger

No one can change their fate

Only you can save your husband

C.B.I

You have extorted and laundered over 100 Million of black money

Under the FERA Act you are under arrest

Nonsense!

What evidence do you have?

Your personal laptop computer

Who says this is mine?

Your wife gave it to me

Tell me, madam

No harm will come to him...

...promise me

Nothing will happen to him

What have you done? Are you bloody mad?

Would any wife hand her husband to the police?

He gives you...

Mum!

Don't say one word against her!

She did this to protect me

You would've done the same

Until I return...

...if I don't return...

...you'll never blame her!

Forgive me

This is our perfect chance to kill him

We must do this before he gets released

It's impossible, sir

Only Sivaji can log-on the laptop with his voice

He has scripted a program...

...that will corrupt his files, if the voice isn't recognised

Very clever algorithm

Without these files he could escape prosecution

During interrogation force him to log-on

Everything he's build must shut down...

...including the toilets!

Get his confession then kill him

If he dies in custody we'll all be accused

After ther interrogation, transfer him in a prison van

Stop at the Kattupakkam junction...

...to have a tea break

At that moment some henchmen can kill him

Sir, I'm a low paid driver

But you helped me

My mother received free treatment in your hospital

Thank you, sir

Be alert!

Stop at the Kattupakkam junction...

...to have a tea break

At that moment some henchmen can kill him

Doctor, I need a big favour

They all plan to kill me

I could escape from prison...

...but that would close the Sivaji Foundation

There's only one way to save this

I must die before they force me to confess

Trusting you and God, I am going to die

You must take care of everything

Please, do the following...

...find an unclaimed dead body...

Tamilselvi, your horoscope proved just as you've feared

But my love is stronger than any horoscope

I will come back to you, one way or another

Have faith!

I did this to protect his life

But the inevitable has happened

Please, save him Doctor

Come, let's go

Open it

It's already open

Joking around?

Say your password to log-on!

I've forgotten it

So, did he say anything?

No, sir

Why just stand there?

Break his bones. He'll speak then!

Beat him

- I can't - Why?

My daughter is studying at his University for free

I cannot beat him

You, hit him!

Hit him!

Forgive me, sir

My brother works at his mill

I can't hit him

Get them out of here

Go! Get out!

I'll show him the pain he has caused me!

One

Two

Three

Why are you counting?

Shouldn't I return this?

Only if you remain alive

Open your laptop

Stop it, sir

You're worse then us!

We need him alive to access the files

Let him die

He's unconscious

You go, I'll take care of it

Get the police doctor

What happened?

He's dead

How much time has elapsed?

Doctor has just confirmed this

How?

Your beatings killed him

One second

Daily News speaking...

...we've been informed that Sivaji was killed under custody

Is this true?

Who said that? It's a lie!

Yes?

This is Sun TV News

It's been leaked to the press

What should we do?

How do they know?

Sivaji has contacts everywhere

Someone always helps him!

Forget it, Just move his body

We'll stick to our plan

Come, let's have some tea

Excuse me, is this tambaram road?

Turn on the oxygen

Cool

Sir, mission accomplished

Sivaji is dead

How can we access his laptop?

Sir, that doesn't matter

We can hire someone to impersonate him

Who could speak like him?

Within this city we have super mimicry artists

Welcome Mr Mayilsamy

Speak

Dear, this is Sivaji speaking

My single command, echoes a thousand times!

So unlock yourself

How was that?

Hey, don't laugh. You're not Sivaji

Can you impersonate Sivaji?

Just hear me

Mother, I'm Sivaji. Please unlock yourself

Remember, when I was a baby...

...you sang a sweet lullaby

Not actor Sivaji Ganeshan

This Sivaji

You didn't say that before

Hey, don't fool around

One more wrong password...

...the files will become corrupt

This is our last chance

Get it right!

Check this out

Hi. I'm Sivaji, Cool

Hi Shiv, one word missing

What's the word?

I got that one word. That one word I got it

Come here!

Bastard! Didn't I warn you?

The files are corrupt

The laptop evidence has gone

Legally, we can't shut down the Sivaji Foundation

Don't worry about that

We have the Government

We'll eventually remove his foundation

When the Boss is no more...

No sir, another Boss is arriving!

What?

Sivaji's friend

From America

An immigrant

The new chairman of the Sivaji Foundation

We've been invited for the inauguration

Who is it?

Welcome Boss. I mean the new Boss

Thank you

Super!

Boss, he's Mr Adiseshan

Hi, I'm Ravichandran. Nice to meet you

I like it

- What? - Your bad tooth

What?

That's Sivaji!

Sir, we killed Sivaji

You trashed him. I burned him. Why worry?

Something's wrong. He should be dead!

Look at that!

He's garlanding his own statue!

Greetings to all

I won't say much

I'll just do the work

I'll complete whatever Sivaji has left unfinished

If you need any help then just inform me

I'll take care of it

Also, I will find those responsible for Sivaji's death

They will be punished!

Thank you

Sir, can you come with me?

- I need to question you - What question?

I suspect that you're Sivaji

Me...Sivaji?

Good joke

Sivaji was my friend. But he's no more

Here is Sivaji's Death Certificate

You confirmed this, remember?

Sir, what happened to Sivaji?

- He was assissinated - Yes

Excuse me, what happened to Sivaji?

He was killed while being transferred to another prison

What happened to Sivaji?

He was blown up inside the van

Yes

Everyone knows Sivaji is dead

But you disagree?

Then who the hell are you?

Me?

M.G.R

M.G. Ravichandran

Proof?

My Passport

My Green Card

My Credit Card

My International Driving License

We have evidence of Sivaji's death

We have evidence that he's M.G.R

Sivaji is Sivaji

M.G.R is M.G.R

Don't try and be a villain

Who sent this?

BOSS

BALD BOSS

Why are you here?

To repay you

Understand?

You killed Sivaji

Now this MMS evidence...

...will sentenced you to death

You fooled everyone with your bald head

But not me!

I know who you really are

Sivaji is me

M.G.R is me

From your plan, I died as Sivaji

From my plan, I've retuned as M.G.R

You're trapped

Striking, isn't it?

What do you want?

What have you got?

Take what you want

I'll take everything...

...after you've been punished

How should I punish you?

A legal punishment, for killing Sivaji?

Or...should I avenge you personally?

We'll flip the coin you donated to me

Tails: Legal punishment

Heads: Personal punishment

Wow!

I guess you'll receive a new type of punishment

First, I'll punish you by law

When I forward this MMS...

...everyone will know the truth about you

Don't Sivaji

Otherwise, I'll forward you to hell!

I've just returned from there

Now it's your round!

I will show you the Devil's punishment!

Hey, money!

We'll get back our tuition fees

Kill that bastard!

Grab 10,000 rupees

Just 1000 rupees

I've got my tuition fees back!

You won't need a penny where you're going!

Sivaji continued helping others

He found more tax evaders

Everyone debate ways to eradicate black money

Large denominations are withdrawn from circulation

50% of India's black money is found

Purchase of Rs 1000 or more, must be paid through Money Card

Money Cards are issued to everyone

Black money vanishes from India

Sivaji confesses to his crime, and is imprisoned

India becomes a wealthy nation

Dreams should come true!