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Come on, I think there are worse things than putting money in the underwear of dancing men. Although it does not affect me at all.

Same words as Francesca, she can’t wait to party. You both sound like two teenagers.

Maybe you'll have fun too after all. Or better we will have fun, together.

It could be good for us, you know?

I don't know. What do you say?

You're wonderful

- Am I allowed to tell you that? - Of course you are.

You can tell me as many times as you want, it doesn't offend me.

- You never know, I don't know how to approach you lately. - "How to approach me?". As usual.

- I don't know, every time I get closed to you, you walk away. - Well, yes, I don't think this is the right place to get closed.

It's never the right place, isn't it? Not even our bed.

Vale, you came home and I'm so happy.

But I would like to have the entire version of you, okay?

Oh my God!

Do you think this is the place to do such things??

It is not a matter of homophobia, it is a matter of education!

Mom, we were not doing anything. And then do I have to remind you that we're married and we have a baby. Or better, almost 2 babies?

I'm glad that your wedding is again in good health, but I don't think it's appropriate to inform the whole store.

- Okay, I go away. - No, Rita, don't. I go away.

Go Go!

Bravo!

- I feel bad! - Come on!

Nu', are you sure they come from Las Vegas? Because I think I could have found something better even in Forcella! I must tell you.

Woooow!

- Nunzia, do they eventually take off their mask? - I hope so! I paid for the full service!

- Coming O'Brothers, get your mask off! - Take it off !!

Heck, you were right! It was enough a bit of fun!

Mom sent me a message, she's not coming.

Bad for her. Look what is she missing!

Yaaaay!

- Noooo! - No!

- Oh God, Emanuele! What is he doing there? - Did not you recognize him? Are you crazy! See how he dances!

Go, Orlandoooo!

You are crazy!

So you can dance after all!

And you're so sexy, babe!

Madam, what are you doing? Get off your hands of me, madam! No! Why are you laughing?

Rita, do you need any help?

- Slow down, Valeria! Can you do it? See how she is. - Do not worry, I can do it.

Are you sure you don't want Orlando to drive you?

- No, no, don't worry. - Valeria, you could collaborate a little bit!

I don't get why you want to send me away, I feel so good!!

- You'll feel even better at home. - Yup.

- Come on! - Francesca?

She went home. Go.

Is not that she went to him? To the friend of yours? The one I don't even remember the name?

Oh God, Vale, come on, you didn't think about it all night, don't start now.

- Here we go. Bye, bye everyone. - Bye, be careful!

- Valeria, remember that tomorrow you're my maid of honour. - Yup!!

* Mobile phone rings *

Hello?

- Where the heck are you? - Mom, don't scream.

Did you forget you have a child?

What are you saying? He's with Dad, in kindergarten... everything is all right. Don't worry.

What is all right?? What kindergarten? Listen to her!

Valeria, do you remember what day it is today?

Your sister is getting married! And you--

Oh fuck!

Indeed!

She remembered.

Rita! Rita!

Babe, wake up!

The marriage! Angelica, fuck! She is getting married and we are late!!

- Fuck! - Fuck!

Hey!

I left you here just 15 minutes ago.

Only 15? Time passes so quickly!

Do I have to remind you of the details of tonight or do you remember them?

You don't need to.

I am afraid that everything is fixed here, in an indelible way.

Do you know that you look really gorgeous in this dress?

Let me look at you, so I can at least imagine you walking around people.

There will not be any need.

What do you mean?

I mean that I called Angelica and I told her that you will come with me.

- Oh... - What's up?

- I thought you'd have been happy. - No, no, I'm happy. Just...

...at the last minute, I don't even have a dress.

But it's not a problem, it's not a formal ceremony.

- And then Angelica is my best friend. - Eh, yes, I know. But maybe I could feel uncomfortable.

Is there anything you don't want to tell me?

Asshole !!

And now disappear from our life! Because I don't want to see you again, not even by chance!

No, there's nothing I don't want to tell you.

Thank goodness, also because I'm really tired of men's lies.

They are coming.

Hooray!

Hurray the brides and grooms!

I'm sorry, Vale.

- But Angelica asked me. - It's not your fault, honey, it's my fault. Damn me!

- Come on, it's not so bad, in the end we arrived in time. - No, Rita, you don't understand, I will never forgive myself.

Among other things, I also have fear that this thing can be a negative sign.

Negative?? With all the salt that your sister has forced us to spread in the bookshop! No way!

That's true. Yes, you are right.

It's exciting, isn't? If we go on this way, I'll want to marry too.

Hahahaha!

Are you kidding?? Sorry, you're the big fan of free and independent relationships.

He's so cute!

Who?

Luca!

I'd have never met Luca without you. I have to thank you both.

- I'm sorry-- - Wait.

Do you have a relationship with Luca?

Yes why? Does it seem so surreal?

You said he would not come to the wedding.

It is part of the "change package".

This thing about the free relationship was a huge bullshit.

In life either you try or you don't. And I decided to try.

Tell me I'm doing well, girls. Please tell me.

Do you know something, France'? I would have preferred a little bit of consistency, for once, between what you say and what you do. But looks like you just can not do it.

What's wrong with her?

What did I do now?

Nothing, leave it alone.

She can’t' forgive herself for being late and she's getting angry with you.

Stay away for her, please. Stay away from Valeria, otherwise a disaster happens here.

And everything starts all over again.

Valeria, you already told me 4 times.

- Is not a big deal. - I don't know! I don't know how it could happen!

- Okay-- - Yesterday evening I drank too much and so...

... I didn't hear the alarm. I didn't hear it.

I am very sorry that you could not be my maid of honour, but we should both accept it.

What do you say?

Is there anything else you must tell me?

Yup.

That I am so happy to see you happy.

And to see that you feel so good.

Hug me.

Slow down!

Sorry!

- I'm sorry. - No, stop being sorry.

N, no, no! Stop stop!

However there is another thing I want to tell you.

- Hah! What? - I can not stand Luca.

Valeria, Francesca is so in love that I could not say no to her. I'm afraid you'll have to accept it.

I know I know.

But if she comes to me another time to tell me how cute he is and what a wonderful man she has found, I swear I don't know how I could react!

- Maybe try to avoid them. - Yes, that's what I'm going to do.

Girls, what are you talking about?

- Anything. - Come on! The lunch is going to start.

Everything's fine, dear?

Yes mom.

You are so beautiful.

I'm so happy for you.

So I worry.

But don't worry, I've left my radar at home today.

And what about you? Why don't stay with your wife? You look like a lost soul.

- Mom, haven’t' you left your radar at home? - For the first child. For you is in full function.

Rita is there all alone.

I feel sorry for her.

Today she also guessed the right colour of the dress!

Give her a bit of satisfaction.

Did you give her a compliment?

Camouflaged, but it was a compliment.

It's the happiness.

It fogs your mind!

Angelica?

I'm coming.

Should I list you every time I approached you and you went away?

- If it's for the maid of honour thing-- - No! It's not that.

However it is not true that I avoid you. You didn't do anything to me. Come on, come on, let's go inside.

No. No, Vale, if you are not mad at me, then you're mad at someone-- You're mad at Luca!

I'm not!

I know that lately you don't like him, even if you actually never told me the reason.

Look, probably they already started dancing inside. Come on, I don't want to miss the--

No! Valeria, I'm Luca's girlfriend now.

- And if there's something wrong with you, I have to know. - There is nothing.

That's not true!

Because we decided to take the right steps.

And so I must know.

Can you imagine... that we also talked about having a baby?

- Hahahahah! - I know it's too early. In fact it was more a joke.

But he confessed to me that it's his biggest wish.

- Oh, so he told you that? - Yup.

So cute.

Well, then I can confirm you that. He likes children so much, that maybe he might already have one.

Yes, yes, you understood correctly.

And as far as I know, this baby might not even be the only one.

You know like a serial killer? Here it is.

Oh dear, I'm sorry... I told you, leave me alone, and let me in. Have I told you?? Then leave me alone.

Okay...

At this point... maybe it's better if I tell you everything.

- Rita, excuse me? Have you seen Francesca? I can not find her. - She told her. Valeria told her everything.

She told her about me, about you, about what we did. And also about the baby.

Oh, fuck.