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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

It's getting late To give you up

I took a sip From my devil cup

And slowly It's taking over me

Too high, can't come down

It's in the air And it's all around

Round, round

Do you feel me now?

Break it down

(GUTTURAL VOCALIZING)

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride

You're toxic, I'm slippin' under

With a taste of Your poison paradise

I'm addicted to you, Don't you know

That you're toxic?

(VOCALIZING, BEATBOXING)

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride...

Freedom!

Go, go! Amy!

Amy, let's go! Amy!

Intoxicate me now

With your lovin' now

I think I'm ready now

Now, toxic

GAIL: Today's the day. We're getting her today.

JOHN: Is your sound equipment working?

You don't worry about what I'm doing.

JOHN: Oh, my God. She's right there. I got her. Shh, shh.

Here, get in here. All right. Got it.

They were world champions.

The winningest a cappella group of all time.

The Barden Bellas, an unlikely group of not-men

who somehow managed to win at something

that didn't have to do with baking.

I can hear you guys. You know, girlie,

you're this close to being cut out of this d'aca'mentary.

So close. You're in the danger zone.

We have security, and I carry mace.

We're gonna be clinging to you like mom jeans to a camel toe.

GAIL: (LAUGHING) That's right!

(ON STEREO) Stand up, Bend it over, boy

Ooh, ooh Stand up

Give me the beat, I chew it like bubblegum

All I wanna see and do Pimp-Lo, and I'm back

With another one Get on your feet

Bend down, yes, Lord Come and do it for me

Let me squeeze on that booty Like stress balls

Mm, mm, mm, mm, whoa.

You produced the shit out of his turd-burger.

(CHUCKLING) Thanks. I mean, it's better.

Who's that singing?

Oh, that's me, but we've got time to get a real singer. I have a couple thoughts.

I think it's very... Yo. Yo, can we turn this off?

Pimp-Lo, bam, bam, bam.

(CHUCKLING) I mean, you have done it again.

"Bend Over" is so...

So good.

EVAN: I feel like my ears are hearing the future.

BECA: Club banger. Yeah, I hate it.

I really hate it.

I'm the artist, and this is my song, and I feel like

y'all should play my mix.

Uh! Yeah Give me the beat

I chew it like bubblegum Dubble Bubble. Hey.

Pimp-Lo, and I'm back With another one hey

Bend down, yes, Lord

Let me squeeze on That booty like stress balls...

See?

This is the "Bend Over" the world needs to be listening to.

Yeah, um... (SIGHS) it's my job

to make you the best little Pimp-Lo that you can be,

and... and I want to get behind "Bend Over."

And, as your producer, I would love it if you could trust me.

I would love it if you leave my track how it is.

I made your song great, man.

(CHUCKLING) I think what she means is,

your song was always great.

No, what I mean is what you gave me

was a steaming pile of... Pimp-Lo!

Okay. There's something that you should know.

Uh, Beca...

is on her period. Wow.

Oh, it's shark week? Hot damn. Bum-bum.

Y'all keepin' it one hundred. That's my moms right there.

You know what it is. Mm-hmm.

Still menstruating? Hmm. Okay.

EVAN: If you could just excuse us for a second.

What are you doing?

How can you take his side?

Sides? Well, we...

Why are we always talking about sides?

Okay, it's our job, brah.

We're producers.

We bring his vision to life.

(CHUCKLES) Damn! That's poppin'!

PIMP-LO: Hey!

I did it.

I finally quit my job. (CHUCKLES)

And I'm free, I'm free. I'm never going back

to that job again. (TOILET FLUSHES)

It's the best day of my life. I mean, I can't be

a music producer without integrity.

What's up?

What?

Wait. S... Something's wrong.

Your face is more pinched than normal.

I... I finally did it.

You got back together with Jesse?

No! You know the long-distance thing didn't work.

He lives 3,000 miles away with his girlfriend and their cat.

Oh. He got over you much quicker than what I thought.

Oh, thank you, Amy. Much faster than Bumper,

who is rightfully still devastated.

You know he got a tattoo of me on his butt cheek?

So now, every time he wants to see me, he's like...

He's just...

Okay. Um... That made me dizzy.

Wait, what's up? I quit my job.

You got fired? Oh, come on.

All right. I... I didn't get fired.

I quit. Come here.

You're kind of making it worse.

Let this negative energy be released!

Seriously, open your legs. It'll come out quicker.

No, no. It'll come out quicker,

the bad energy. Why do you do this stuff?

Okay, seriously. Why are you like this?

You're gonna come back from this so fast. Mm.

You know why? Because you have an amazing best friend.

Is that you?

Yeah.

Okay. And also...

(BECA GRUNTS) You need to pay the rent.

Just a little.

Uh, every month, we have to do it. Ugh.

Right.

Yeah.

You could get a job, you know.

Beca, you're in shock.

You need something to eat.

Yeah. Just sit down.

Not these, though. They're mine.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Chloe!

Why aren't you guys ready?

BECA: Why are you wearing that?

What? Did you wear that to work?

Yeah, underneath my scrubs.

Well, sweetie, why?

Because it reminds me I was special once.

But also because tonight is, you... you know...

the Bellas reunion at the Brooklyn Aquarium.

Hello! That's tonight?

AMY: Aw, yeah! BECA: You know what?

I will take it. I need a distraction anyway.

Yeah. Yes, you do! Whoo! I love it. Here we go!

What happened?

She got fired today. (GASPS) No.

Hey, Stacie. Oh, my God!

Finally! Aw. Good to see you.

What's up, pitches?

(SQUEALING)

Hi, Beca.

I missed you guys so much.

I can't wait for us to sing together.

I'm so excited.

Hey, ladies.

Let's crush this.

Hello. Stacie!

Hi!

Hey, Bellas.

Hi! Hi!

Thank you so much for inviting us.

Of course. So, what do you want us to sing tonight?

A little "Who Run the World," some "Bulletproof"?

You didn't tell us what the crowd was,

but I, um... What's she talking about?

I brought this, just in case.

Oh, God. (SIGHS) Our voices are warm.

(ALL VOCALIZE HIGH NOTE)

Um, we didn't invite you guys to sing.

We invited you to...

watch us sing. Watch.

Aca-scuse me?

EMILY: I just thought you guys were so busy with your...

your awesome jobs and amazing lives.

(SQUISHING) (COW GROANS)

Papaya Player's Delight?

With a shot of white privilege.

(LOUD HEAVY METAL PLAYING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh. Hey, baby.

SIMULATOR: Mayday! Mayday! (ALARM BLARING)

We're going down!

AMY: Welcome to my successful one-woman show.

"Fat Amy Winehouse."

I'm a sexy star

With a dirty secret

No! This is my corner!

You hear this club banger? I quit.

Yes, Lord!

Move, move, move!

I hate my life.

You know, you've got these great jobs, right?

I have one of those. Yes.

(ALL TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)

Okay. Great.

(ALL CONTINUE TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)

I am such an idiot. I'm sorry.

EMCEE: Coming up next, the Barden Bellas.

Yeah, okay. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

Well, we should probably go get ready.

But you guys, I'll, um... I'll see you guys?

After? Okay. Totally.

All right, maybe. Bye, guys.

You're gonna have so much fun.

Fired twice in one day.

CROWD: Oh!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

(WHISTLING)

Huh!

Could dress up to get love, But guess what

I'm never gonna be That girl

Who's living In a Barbie world

Ooh

Could wake up in makeup

And play dumb

Pretending That I need a boy

Who's gonna treat me Like a toy

No I know the other girlies

Want to wear Expensive things And diamond rings

No, I don't want to But I don't want to be

A puppet that you're playing On a string

This queen Don't need a king

Oh, I don't know what you've been told, but this gal...

They're so bright and shiny.

They look like they was all breastfed.

Because I want to be, No, I don't want to sit still

Look pretty

You get off on Your nine-to-five dream

Of picket fences And trophy wives

But no, I'm never gonna be 'Cause I don't want to be...

Does your vagina suddenly feel not tight?

Sure, I'm a pretty girl Up in the pretty world

But they say pretty hurts And I don't want to

I'm a pretty girl Sit still

Up in the pretty world Still, still

Sit still, look pretty No, I don't want to

Sure, I'm a pretty girl Sit still, no

Up in the pretty world I don't want to

But they say pretty hurts Sit still, no...

They all definitely have boyfriends.

I don't want to sit still

Sit still, look pretty

No, I don't know What you've been told

But this gal right here's Gonna rule the world

Yeah, that is What I'm gonna be

Because I want to be

No, I don't want To sit still, look pretty

You get off on Your nine-to-five dream

Of picket fences And trophy wives

But no, I'm never gonna be 'Cause I don't want to be

No, I don't want To sit still, look pretty

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Oh, my God, you guys, that was so much fun!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Thanks.

You know, we could just start singing right now.

Lilly could lay down a beat.

BECA: We already look like the B-team Bellas.

I say we cut our losses.

You guys!

You guys, I am so sorry.

I realize I should not have used the word "reunion."

I should have said that it was an excuse to see each other.

I really didn't think that out. I'm sorry.

No, no, no. You guys were so great.

And this was a really nice chance

for us to get together.

Right, ladies?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, yes, really great.

Thank you so much.

I was supposed to go to my brother's wedding,

but this is nice, too.

Bellas, a toast.

AMY: There! Toast! Yay!

(CRYING) To the most amazing

group of women I have ever known.

(CHEERING) I would do anything

to sing with you guys again.

Anything!

I mean, really, I could just crap myself!

Oh.

ALL: Cheers.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm having a crazy idea.

Okay, I've mentioned that my dad is in the Army

and, like, basically killed Osama bin Laden, right?

Some new information in that sentence, but okay.

What I mean is, he's kind of a big deal in the Army.

And every year, the USO puts on this performance

to entertain and support the troops.

And this year, DJ Khaled is hosting.

He's got, like, a gazillion hit songs,

and he's super famous.

I saw him on a tax commercial. (OTHERS GASPING)

What if I could get us an invite?

To sing?

No, to run military dark ops.

Yes, of course, to sing.

Is there a competition?

There should always be a competition.

Oh, um... well, well, no, but...

let's sing together again.

And... and maybe I'll see my dad.

Or maybe I won't, you know, because he has

something really important to do.

Or maybe I'll be the most important thing

in his life this time.

Maybe.

Who's with me? Me. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I suddenly have a lot of free time, so hell yeah.

CYNTHIA ROSE: Well, I just got kicked out of flight school

for killing 300 fake people.

I hate fake people. I hate a fake bitch.

Can you fly when you're eight months pregnant?

What? AMY: No.

Um...

Look. (ALL GASPING)

That's... that's eight months pregnant?

You guys didn't notice?

Well, congratulations. Oh, my God.

(EXCITED MOANS)

I mean, I'm so happy for you. Amazing!

Do you know who the father is?

Eh.

AMY: Congratulations.

Happy accidents.

Okay, well, Stacie's out.

So I guess, Emily, you're in.

Oh, yeah. I'm in for sure.

AUBREY: Yay.

Was I not always in?

Oh, no, no, no. Of course.

Oh, cool. I... Okay.

(ALL CHATTERING)

Hola, senoritas. (GAIL WHOOPS, CHUCKLES)

Where'd you guys even come from?

A little town called Persistence, sweet cheeks.

That's right. Here, here's the thing.

JOHN: Look at this, ladies.

All-access passes.

We're tall enough for all the rides.

You can run, but you cannot hide.

This d'aca'mentary is happening!

We're gonna film this whole thing.

It's gonna be beautiful.

We're making a beautiful d'aca'mentary.

In fact, we gotta set up.

Where are we gonna set up, John?

I want to give you the...

Papi chulos, straight ahead.

(SEXY MUSIC PLAYING)

Welcome to Spain, Bellas.

A few important things to note before we begin.

(AIRPLANE ENGINE RUMBLING) Grab your luggage.

All right, thank you.

You always want to stay 25 feet...

(DIALOGUE MUFFLED UNDER ROARING AIRPLANE ENGINE)

...Choke. (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

...very sharp. We do not want you to impale yourself.

(ENGINE NOISE DIES DOWN)

I hope you all heard each and every word,

or else you might very well end up dead.

Ladies, I'm messing with you.

On behalf of the Department of Defense, we would like

to welcome you to Naval Air Station Rota, Spain.

And a sincere thank-you for coming out to entertain

our troops and their families.

We're excited for this tour.

My name's Chicago. Over here to my left

is Captain Bernie, who we like to call Zeke.

Ladies. We're gonna be with you the whole tour

as your escorts and security details. AMY: Question.

Will we all be showering together?

(CHICAGO CLEARS THROAT)

Uh, first up is a sound check.

We'll have you back to the hotel by 1430.

Maybe hit the rain locker,

back here for the big show at 1700. Yeah.

(CLEARS THROAT) 1700... is that, like, later than the night?

It's 5:00.

Okay. Whatever.

Okay... Yep. AMY: Question, question.

Um, so this is the first base.

Will we be going to second base with you guys?

And then, maybe a few days later,

we'll go to third base?

(AMY CHUCKLES) That's a "no" for me, so...

Wait, what's after the third base?

Why don't we get you to your first venue?

Come on.

CHICAGO: All right, well, we are really excited to have you here.

Right now we're in Hangar Three.

This is where we keep all of our helicopters.

Of course, now we've got the big stage

built up for the tour.

So, on the tour, we've got three bands.

Over here, we got Saddle Up.

This is Young Sparrow and DJ Dragon Nutz.

And behind me is Evermoist.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER) CHICAGO: Oh!

And check it out. DJ Khaled just rolled in.

GAIL: Let's set the stage, all right?

Let's get ready before... We should turn around

and shoot into it. ...the Bellas out.

CHICAGO: Hey, guys.

Come say hey to the new group.

Yo. LILLY: Oh.

AUBREY: Hello. We're the Bellas,

formerly of Barden University and currently of life.

Ladies. Howdy.

DJ DRAGON NUTZ: Ladies, I want

to give you a little forewarning.

My man's social anxiety,

when he's not behind the turntables, it's kind of crazy.

So be easy, all right? BELLAS: Hello.

Hello

Is it me you're looking for?

Right on. I'm Calamity.

This is Serenity, Veracity and Charity.

Hey. AMY: Hi.

If I joined your group, I could be Obesity.

(AMY CHUCKLES)

Get it? SERENITY: Oh, if you're wondering,

our presence here has nothing to do with... Nothing.

...the nationally televised "Salute to the Troops" special

where DJ Khaled is going to pick one group to open for him

at the end of this tour.

That was a lot of exposition.

So there is a competition.

I knew it.

And so there is. Idiots!

GAIL: What, do you think we

care about just watching you guys?

It's a competition! Hello!

You guys just sing other people's songs, right?

Like a cover band. (CHUCKLING) No, no, no, no.

No. Uh, no, no, no. Uh, well,

actually, Emily writes original songs for the Bellas.

I mean, I don't really do it anymore.

I kind of did that one, and then I...

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You with us or against us?

And it was one of your dads who gave you

the spot on the tour, right?

(GASPS) Oh, my God. Um...

Ooh... EMILY: Guys, stop.

They just don't like sharing the spotlight,

so they're trying to intimidate us.

Let's just take the high road and do what we do.

You thinking what I'm thinking? What are you thinking?

A riff-off. (GASPING)

That's not what I was thinking. A riff-off!

Wait. Yes. A riff-off! Yes!

What is a riff-off? Yeah.

A riff-off is a little game

that we like to play to see who's better.

Mm-hmm. We start with a topic. Um...

Let's say "party songs." Nice.

Yeah, and then we lay down a beat.

GAIL: Oh, yeah, bring it, Bellas! (JOHN CHUCKLING)

Oh, go, ladies. (BEATBOXING)

I'm comin' up

So you better get this party started

I'm comin' up, I'm comin'

I'm comin' up, so you

Don't you dare look back, Just keep your eyes on me

I said, "You're holding back"

She said, "Shut up And dance with me"

Give me that toot-toot

Let me give you That beep-beep

Running her hands Through my fro

Bouncing on 24s While they say on the radio

It's the remix to ignition, Hot and fresh out the kitchen

Mama rollin' Rollin' in my 6-4

With all my Bellas saying

Swing down, sweet chariot, Stop and let me ride

Hell yeah Swing down

Sweet chariot, stop And let me ride

Let me ride...

(HOLDING HIGH NOTE)

Is that feedback?

(CONTINUES HOLDING NOTE)

CHLOE: Yeah, so you guys saw what we did there, right?

Yeah. So... it's singing.

CHLOE: No, well... (CHUCKLES)

We just took the last word of the old song

and matched it with the first word

of the new song, but you stay on tempo,

stay on beat, stay on pitch and, of course,

keep it in the relative key. CALAMITY: That was great.

That was really well done. Yeah.

AUBREY: Okay, okay.

Round two.

Let's keep it simple this time.

What about...

"artists you didn't know were Jewish"?

Mm. That was crazy.

Let's do this. Okay.

(BEATBOXING)

Oh. Mm-hmm.

Oh I wish that I could fly

I could fly So very high

Very high Into the sky, yeah

Just like a dragonfly

I want to, I want to

I want to get away

Yeah, well, get away, then.

I want to fly away

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I stopped using my head, Using my head

Let it all go

Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo...

You can't use those sticks. Yeah, you can't use that.

We like to keep it strictly oral.

Coming back to you

You can call me any day or night

Call me

You're not on the same team.

I just figured out what he reminds me of.

Ronald McDonald. Separate teams!

Call me Call me

Oh, love Love me harder

Oh, okay.

And if you really need me

You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta

Got to love me harder

Gotta love me harder

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Love me, love me, love me

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Harder, harder, harder

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

If I were a boy

GIRL: What? What the...?

Even just for a day

AUBREY: Beyonce's not Jewish.

Okay, you guys aren't even in a group.

I'd roll out of bed

In the morning and throw on What I wanted and go

Hey, guys, still need that level check for vocals.

Okay.

Hey, hey, hey, we're not done yet.

Oh, baby, we're just getting started.

AUBREY: Come on, we gotta do this.

We gotta think of something.

All right, next category.

"Zombie apocalypse."

Another head hangs lowly

Child is slowly taken

And the violence Caused such silence

Who are we mistaken?

With their tanks and Their bombs and their bombs

And their guns

They can't use the... the drums.

In your head, in your head

They are crying

In your head

That's a guitar, man.

Zombie, zombie

Zombie-ie-ie...

What doesn't kill you

Makes you stronger, Stand a little taller

Doesn't mean I'm lonely When I'm alone

Th... They're singing together?

Makes a fighter, Footsteps even lighter

Doesn't mean I'm over 'Cause you're gone

I'd catch a grenade for you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Throw my hand On a blade for you

Yeah, yeah, yeah Jump in front of

A train for you...

What are we gonna do? We have to do something.

What? We have to do something.

I'd do anything for you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

But I'm only human

And I bleed When I fall down

I'm only human

And I crash And I break down

Your words in my head, Knives in my heart

(FEEDBACK AND DISTORTION) You fill me up

And then I fall apart (FIDDLE PLAYING)

Wake me up When it's all over

Zombie-ie-ie When I'm wiser

And I'm older Yeah, yeah, yeah

All this time I was finding myself

And I...

They just disqualified themselves

by using musical instruments. Good job.

We won, guys. We should go.

Whoo! We won! That's not entirely accurate.

We didn't break any of the rules, so... Let's go.

We won.

Bellas are doing what they do best, quitting.

GAIL: Here's the problem, John.

The Bellas are not as good as the other bands.

JOHN: That is a startling insight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING IN SPANISH)

Yeah! Whoo!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Wow!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

How do you say it... "Where is the bar"?

FLO: ¿Dónde estála barra? Oh, it's so cute.

"¿La barra?" Barra. Barra. Smells so nice.

So nice! Oh, you're so beautiful.

AMY: Okay, stick with me, 'cause I know so much Italian.

Okay. Gelato. Margherita.

Ravioli. Amy, we're in Spain.

AUBREY: (SIGHS) So...

Emily, is it true what you said back there?

Are you really not writing anymore?

Well, not... I mean, not right now.

Anyway, I've got 21 credits

that I'm taking this semester. The GRE is coming up.

It's right around the corner. Uh, and...

I got a hamster now.

Aw. That's amazing.

Well, don't give up. My dad always says,

"Age wrinkles the body,

"but quitting wrinkles the soul."

Hmm.

Three... How about those Bulls?

Gotta love those Cubs. (CHUCKLES)

And the deep dish pizza, 'cause it's so...

deep.

Chicago.

Right?

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah, I'm actually from Georgia.

Oh.

So, what's your story?

Why are you here?

Oh, boy. Um...

Long story short, I was in the NG,

but my CO recommended me for OCS after, uh, AIT.

(VOICE FADING) Then came OBC and RTB where I, uh,

was the, uh, DG of my class.

It's... I don't know.

Sorry. Um...

I joined the National Guard.

They helped put me through college.

(VOICE FADES) I spent about a year stationed in Kabul.

Uh, actually overseeing a canine unit over there.

We trained German shepherds,

we trained pit bulls... (DISTANT BARKING ECHOING)

Dogs.

I love dogs. (CHUCKLES)

I love animals, in general.

Animals are cute. You're cute. I mean, what?

What about you? Me? (SIGHS) Me.

Uh, shorter story...

I was in a singing group in college,

and then now I am still in that same singing group,

but not in college.

But you're committed. I am committed.

That's great. Yeah, I love commitment

and being committed. Yeah.

Not to, like, an asylum. (CHUCKLES) Whoa.

Or, like, a hospital, like, I'm not saying...

Yeah, no, I know. But, like... just, I like...

I love love. I love being committed to love.

Not to you, but to, like... I love, um, like, oranges. I love...

Hey. Uh, girls?

We have separate rooms. We don't have to

sleep on top of each other anymore.

What? AUBREY: Hey, that's great.

Um, not sexually.

There was that one time.

(QUIET CHATTER)

(ALL YELLING)

BECA: Stop being so loud.

Yeah. No, yeah. Oh, that's what I want.

Uh, no, that's the molasses one.

No, you're not gonna like that one.

This one. I don't want molasses.

BECA: Okay, you guys, so we've never

competed against bands that play actual instruments.

What's the plan?

I really think we should just stay true to ourselves,

and it will all figure itself out.

Emily? Please hear this in the best way possible.

You're a very stupid person.

CHLOE: You know what? Maybe it won't matter

if we win or not, because they will like us so much

that they will invite us to keep touring with them.

And it won't matter if I get into vet school

because we will be together as a family,

supporting each other.

And really, isn't that what it's all about?

Yes. AUBREY: Yes.

Yeah, except for all families break apart,

and the only person you can ever truly rely on is yourself.

All right, time to drop a smash.

What? Oh, no, no, no.

Think it's a whole album. Oh, no, no.

Everybody needs A little time away

I heard her say

From each other

There now, Sir Bounce-a-lot.

You take good care of my Turnip Top.

Eh?

(BLOWS RASPBERRY) (LAUGHS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

JOHN: Well, it's a big night for the Bellas, Gail.

GAIL: First stop on the tour, Rota, Spain.

Here we go.

Young Sparrow!

(TRILLING)

Attention!

Girl, don't keep me Waiting now

Need you to shake it, Turn and break it down

Yeah, you know You got 'em now

Got, got 'em now

They're so... dope.

You guys, this is the first time

we're performing together in three years.

It's gonna be so much fun. Let's do this.

You're my only temptation, I'm too gone, I'm too faded

I've two shots, So don't place that workout

Now can I hear you Say whoa now?

Let's party, girl...

Hola.

Uh, hola. Um...

Uh, excusez-moi. Bonjour. Ciao.

No hablo... Inglese? Konnichiwa?

The... Sa-na-ma-na-ma?

You're English. Hi.

That's right. I saw you do the, uh, sound check,

um, thing that you guys... Yeah. The riff-off thing.

Riff-off. Yeah. I don't know why we

keep challenging people to those.

We... we don't ever actually win.

Oh. Do you work for the USO?

Uh, no, I... I work for DJ Khaled.

Sorry. I'm... I'm Theo.

Hi. I'm Beca.

Nice to meet you. How you doing?

Sorry, you are a...

Oh, I'm a... Music executive?

...music exec at Khaled's label.

Really? Yeah.

What? No, I... I... I work

with music executives, and you...

they... they don't look like you.

Oh.

What do I look like?

A turtle.

Well, that's in... incredibly specific.

But, like, you literally look just like that.

No, no. It's accurate.

You said you work with music execs.

Oh. Yeah. Um, no, I'm a...

(CHUCKLES) I'm a music producer.

I'm sort of freelancing right now.

Oh, and I sing for fun.

I'm interested to see the Bellas in action.

Yeah, maybe we'll even open for DJ Khaled in the end.

You don't think you'll open for Khaled?

Uh, no, I... I... I didn't say that.

Yeah, you did. You did. You just said it before.

You kind of implied it, if anything.

Well, I just... I could just

tell him that you sing for fun, if you like.

No, I... I was just trying to... I... I'm...

I'm gonna go now. I'll see you later,

but I'll be watching.

Okay. Good luck. See you.

What was that? That was so much eye contact.

One, two, three, They gonna run back to me

'Cause I'm the best baby That they never got to keep

One, two, three, They gonna run back to me

They always want to come But they never want to leave

My ex's and the oh-oh-oh's, They haunt me

Like gho-o-osts, They want me

To make 'em all, all, all

They won't let go, Ex's and oh's

(SONG ENDS) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

EMCEE: Thank you, Saddle Up.

And now, one of the hottest new groups on the scene.

They are Evermoist.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Evermoist?

Who came up with that name?

(GROANS) My bum crack's a bit dry.

Does anyone have an Evermoist towelette?

(CHICAGO SIGHS)

My grandma's in a band right now. Nevermoist.

Oh, God.

(PLAYING UP-TEMPO POP-ROCK INTRO)

Step one, take These pictures off the wall

Pick myself up After the fall, the fall

I'll be better off After all

When the pain's A hundred proof

There are ways To change the mood

It's good, you're getting it Like you should

And Mr. What's-His-Name, But they're all the same

Mr. What's-His-Name

I'm gonna smile When it hurts

Going out tonight With all of my girls

Party till I can't See straight

This is how...

Wow, they can really shred.

They're better than Saddle Up even.

Yeah, okay. So they're pretty

and polished and sexy and, like...

I don't know, I was just listing stuff, and now I'm sad.

Hey, you guys are up next.

Oh. Good.

Great. I'm glad.

(PLAYING GUITAR SOLO)

I'm gonna find someone new

Somebody to love me The way you loved you

Can't you tell I'll be okay?

This is how, how, how, how it works

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

CALAMITY: Thank you so much.

We are Evermoist.

(CHEERING)

EMCEE: Oh, wow!

Who doesn't want to see that on "Salute the Troops"

next week, huh? Keep it going. (PEOPLE CHEERING)

Whoo!

Hey. Hey. How y'all doing?

Uh, we are Evermoist.

EMCEE: And now,

an a cappella group with a few YouTube clicks.

So, put your hands together for the Bellas.

(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

GAIL: The Bellas reunited finally onstage.

They're gonna rock these troops with their mouth music.

And, as predicted, Gail,

the Bellas are in over their heads,

lost in a sea of seamen.

Up with it, girl, Rock with it, girl

Bellas!

Show them it, Girl, bada-bum-bum

Bounce with it, girl, Dance with it, girl

Get with it, girl, Bada-bum-bum

Come on, come on, Turn the radio on

It's Friday night And it won't be long

Gotta do my hair, Put my makeup on

It's Friday night And it won't be long

Till I hit the dance floor Bada-bum

Hit the dance floor Bada-bum

I got all I need

No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash

But I got you, baby Just you and me

Baby, I don't need dollar Bills to have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills

Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills To have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamond, More than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself, Get out of control

Me and you, girl, You and me

Drop it to the floor, Make me see your energy Because

Me no play no hide-and-seek

Wanna see the thing you have That make me feel weak, girl

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamond, More than gold

As long as I can Feel the beat

Make the beat Just take control

I don't need no money

More than diamond, More than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself, Get out of control

Baby, Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills To have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills To have fun tonight Cheap thrills

I love cheap thrills

I don't need no money

You worth More than diamonds, More than gold

As long as I can Feel the beat

Go on and make the beat Just take control

I don't need no money

You worth More than diamonds, More than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself, get out of...

(REVEILLE MUSIC PLAYING) GAIL: Oh!

GAIL: Tough blow. What was that?

JOHN: That, my friend, was "Taps"

from the back of the house.

Salute, salute. We have to salute.

Stand at attention. This is "Taps."

JOHN: It's to honor fallen soldiers,

and tonight, it's the fallen Bellas.

GAIL: Look at this. Those girls don't even know what to do.

(CHUCKLING) They look like idiots.

This is the best thing for the movie.

(LAUGHING) It couldn't be better.

Should we be considering using instruments?

Is that crazy? (AUBREY LAUGHING)

Oh, that's so funny.

You know, I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that

so we can still be friends.

CHLOE: If we had drums, then we wouldn't need Lilly,

and if we had bass, then we wouldn't need me.

And we're still not clear

why Jessica and Ashley are even here.

D... Did they just say our names?

Don't be stupid.

AUBREY: You know what? I have an idea.

We just need to show DJ Khaled that we are different

and better than all of those other bands, you know?

I think we did great.

I just think the horn cut our vibe.

True that. (CLICKS TONGUE) (DOOR OPENS)

All right, ladies. Pick up your tits.

We're going out.

CHLOE: What do you mean, "going out"?

EMILY: What do you mean, what do I mean?

We just sucked balls in front of DJ Khaled.

Listening. He's staying at that fancy

casino hotel across the street, okay?

I say we all get up, we get dressed,

we go over there, and we show him that we are not a joke.

Emily, I can't believe

that a half-decent idea came out of your dumb mouth.

Thank you. Okay?

So let's get tarted up and... CHLOE: Tatted up?

Tarted. Yeah, yeah, tarted up. It sounds like "tatted up."

She means "tatted." She's the caramel tart.

She's a chocolate tart. You're the vanilla tart.

Thanks, babe.

Mm...

Oh, "tarted." Oh, "tarted." "Tarted."

If it's easier, we'll just say "slutty."

Okay, let's get slutty. We'll dress slutty.

Okay, great. For attention.

Let's aca-rock this.

Yes. Like music industry slutty.

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Are you ready? Let's go, ladies! Come on!

(WHOOPING)

Okay, ladies.

I think we should split up. Divide and conquer.

You ready? Mm-hmm.

Let's rock it.

Lilly, come with me.

Let's go this way.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

We've been expecting you.

Please be our guest in the high-roller VIP room.

Naturally.

Yay! (CHUCKLES)

(WHOOPING, EXCITED CHATTER)

I bet it all on 21.

The minimum bet is a thousand dollars.

Oh, okay, well, do you happen to have...

seven ATM machines?

I'll stake her.

Hello, Sunshine.

Daddy.

THEO: General Douglas. What an honor.

General. Good to see you.

There's that guy. Hide. What?

Why are we hiding?

I don't know.

Dude, what is...

What is this about?

What are you guys doing?

BOTH: Nothing.

Ain't that Mr. Eye Contact?

EMILY: He knows Khaled, right?

We should follow him.

Okay, legacy, come on.

You guys, act normal, casual. (SIGHS) Here we go.

Great idea. FERGUS: Patricia,

you know how worried I've been about you?

You shouldn't have run away.

You should've talked to me.

About what, the C-4 explosives I found in the cereal box?

Or what about the time you smuggled drugs

in Sir Bounce-a-lot and I had to see him

get torn apart by custom agents right in front of me?

Sweetheart, it was my profession.

What, being dodgy?

Well, that's one word for it.

I mean, yeah, I was a criminal, but I'm different now.

How'd you even find me?

Well, what do you mean?

I've been in hiding.

Ah, my darling girl,

I've known where you've been for years.

Uh, it's impossible for you not to stand out in a crowd.

Yeah, why do I have to be so brilliant

at every single thing I do?

Here, look. I've always kept this photo

of you and me close to my heart.

We used to play together. We used to sing together.

We used to be a team.

None of this is happening, okay? But... but...

No "but, but, but." No!

But... darling.

(GRUNTS)

I'm getting old, Sunshine.

I want to be a part of your life.

Please.

You always do this.

What? I'm not falling for it.

Not this time. What? Now, now...

Patricia, stop!

Please, Patricia, don't leave again.

No, wait, darling.

Stay with me, fellas.

(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

Everybody needs A little time away

I heard her say

From each other

Even lovers need a holiday

Far away

From each other

Please, Patricia.

Come back.

Don't make me keep singing.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

Act cool. You be cool.

We got this. This is big as a house.

CYNTHIA ROSE: Okay. Mm-hmm.

Hey.

Beca. Hey. Oh, what are you doing here?

I was waiting for you. I don't... That's weird.

I saw you hiding behind the bushes.

No, I don't think so.

This is a really popular jumpsuit

and hairstyle, so that wasn't...

Oh. You know what?

I see what's happened.

This is not my friend Lenny's suite.

That's embarrassing.

Oh, no, it's, uh, DJ Khaled's suite.

Is it? (OTHERS GASPING)

Oh, I had no idea.

We're throwing a... a little party for him,

if he decides to show.

You guys should hang out. You want to hang out?

Twist my arm. We'll do it.

Well, let's go. I'll give you a tour.

Great. All right, come this way.

Uh, Khaled, right now he's, uh, into this kind of feng shui,

so he has a specific kind of arrangement

to maximize his chi.

And, oh, Sunburst here is Khaled's juiceologist.

Ah, Theo, pardon my zesting.

Would you like a beet juice?

Your glands look frustrated.

In my country,

beet juice was reserved for the king.

DJ Khaled is the king of the beats.

You know, like the... Beat King, 'cause he's the...

Oh, honey, that was... we didn't like that at all.

THEO: It's awful. I know.

Um, can you explain this, uh, terrifying situation?

What? What, my... the face? Not your face.

Um, the thing behind you. Oh, the apiary.

Oh, right, yeah, no, this is, uh, a portable beehive

that Sunburst uses to harvest natural honey.

Doesn't seem like a disaster waiting to happen.

Yes, it can be.

Oh, Beca, I got to show you something.

You're gonna love this.

Sure.

Yeah? Yeah.

I'll bring her right back.

Oh... yeah, just her.

Just borrow her for a second.

Whatever.

Ooh. Is that an AKG C-24?

Yes, it certainly is.

Incredibly rare.

Madonna, Beyonce, Joan Baez.

Oh, I'm happy for them. That's nice.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, the boss likes to be ready

for whenever inspiration strikes him,

so we have this setup here. Sure.

Yeah, must be good to be really, really, really rich.

Yeah.

You want to give it a go?

No. No?

Couldn't possibly.

Ooh.

We're coming to you live. Oh, that's nice.

Oh, we should've recorded that. Oh, she's a beaut.

What's this? Oh, this is just...

Khaled has a... a little loop going.

You want to hear it? Okay.

(SIMPLE BEAT PLAYING)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh

Eh, eh

Eh

Eh, eh

Eh

Hey

Eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh Eh, eh, eh, eh

Eh, eh, eh, eh Eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh Eh, eh, eh, eh

Eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

(PHONE RINGING)

Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh

I got to, uh... I'm sorry.

Khaled. Oh, okay. I...

Yeah? I'll be right back. Do you want me to...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Carry on. Okay.

Go on. That's okay. I wasn't gonna leave anyway.

I'll be honest with you. Yeah, just destroy everything.

Okay. Okay.

Eh Eh, eh, eh, eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh

AMY: Dad! (LAUGHING)

I knew that song would get you.

Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah.

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) That's my girl.

I can't wait.

We'll travel the world in my yacht,

stop at all your favorite places... the Atlantic Ocean,

the Pacific Ocean... That would be great!

But I'm in the middle of a tour right now.

But that's perfect. I'll finally be able

to see one of your performances.

Dad, you've never come to any of my performances.

Sweetheart, I've changed.

It's not the first time I've heard that.

But you're still my little Turnip Top, aren't you?

I promise I won't screw it up this time.

GENERAL: General Posen and I were wrapping up

a, uh, clandestine operation.

In fact, I've just come from our classified briefing.

Oh, my God, so you were just with Aubrey's dad?

He was so excited to see your show.

It's just too bad that he can't make it.

EMILY: Oh. Oh.

Oh, that's okay.

Yeah, it's... it's really okay. No, that's okay.

It's totally fine. You know, he's a busy man. Uh-huh.

That's right. And my dad always said,

"Expect finite disappointment, and remember,

"there's always more where that came from."

Oh, my God, Aubrey!

(FRANTIC CHATTER AND SCREAMING)

(BEES BUZZING)

(SCREAMING)

Someone open a window!

What is wrong with this door? I don't know!

(GRUNTS) Stand down!

Eh

Eh Oh, oh, oh, oh

(BEE BUZZING)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(SCREAMING, FRANTIC CHATTER)

Checkmate, Bellas.

Checkmate.

Oh, hey.

Heard you all really, uh, lit it up last night.

(LAUGHS)

That's a great joke.

It's really funny. CALAMITY: Like a phoenix

rising from the ashes, only a really sad version

where there's no phoenix and just ash.

(AMY LAUGHING)

(COUGHING)

(AMY RETCHES)

(COUGHING)

(RETCHES)

(SPITS) (AUBREY GROANS)

Sorry, I forgot where we were in the conversation.

Next time, when you're trying to impress DJ Khaled,

try to have some dignity.

Uh, we never do anything with dignity, so...

Hey, where'd you go last night?

What, uh, you mean

when you were burning down the hotel?

Dude, where were you?

Okay. I was with my father, all right?

Wait, your dad?

He's been trying to track me down for years,

and last night, he found me.

Why are you running from him?

I wish my dad would pay attention to me.

Because my dad wasn't a very nice man.

So, when I was 18, I had to run away,

which was a real bitch because of the chafing.

And now he has found me,

and I don't know what to think.

I mean, I... I think that's amazing, and so should you.

I mean, it... it's... it's a crazy thing.

He's finally found you after all these years?

Now you can rekindle the relationship,

and... and it could be even stronger than it was.

And maybe he was not a very nice guy before,

but maybe he is now, and maybe he's amazing

and wonderful and he wants... Okay, Emily, you are so shrill

and inarticulate! No, no!

(FRANTIC CHATTER) (CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hello? Oh, it's Stacie.

Stacie! Stacie's calling me on FaceTime.

You guys! Stop. Get over here. What, Stacie?

Oh, hello? Wait. Right over here.

Oh, hi, hi, hi. You guys!

Hi. Stace!

Where are you? Stacie, it's going terrible here.

Yeah, we getting our asses handed to us.

Guys, I had the baby.

(CHLOE GASPS)

What? Aw.

He's so cute.

She's a girl.

Oh, okay, then average.

CHLOE: What's her name?

Baby Fat Amy or Baby Fat Patricia.

You can choose. No, no, listen.

I know I've always been your favorite.

Guys.

I named her Bella.

Aw.

That is adorable. Oh, that's perfect.

That... Okay. STACIE: I love you guys.

We love you. We love you so much. We miss you.

You guys.

She's so cute.

Guys, can we stop trying to win this tour

and just sing together?

I mean, that's why we're all here, right?

Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

But also, let's still try and win this thing

because I don't know how else to live.

Ciao, Bellas. (CHLOE GASPS)

Who wants to go to Italy?

CHICAGO: Four countries in four days.

One, two... And then DJ Khaled will announce

the winner when we arrive in France. Let's do this!

(VOCALIZING)

I don't like it

I love it, love it, love it

Uh-oh Uh-oh

So good it hurts

'Cause I don't want it

I gotta, gotta have it

Uh-oh Uh-oh

I can't find the words, I just go

(VOCALIZING UPBEAT MELODY)

JOHN: Well, these Bellas actually seem

to be enjoying themselves, Gail.

GAIL: I think it's possible the Bellas

could be picked by DJ Khaled.

JOHN: You can say that again, and I hope you won't.

GAIL: Well, the soldiers are loving them.

JOHN: Let's see if you can keep this up, girls.

All night, let me group ya

Dance with me, Turn down for who, girl?

Another runner help us Step the moves up, yeah

Bet that round Need a measure or ruler

Celebrate life And I'll pay for it

That Cavalli nice Next to my Tom Ford

Yeah, party all night, Let's all aboard

Let's all aboard, All aboard Whoo, whoo

I don't like it, I love it

And them other girls, They can't touch it

Competition, That's a whole another subject

I want to walk it out In public

You a star, baby, Just go, let's go

To the mansion Or the condo, let's go

Perfect time, Gotta let it flow

You know I'm watching, I'm watching

Oh I don't like it

I love it, love it, love it

GAIL: Catch me!

Everybody, catch me!

(LAUGHS) I got a little bit of your panties,

but who hasn't?

(LAUGHTER)

JOHN: Catch me. Yeah!

When I can't find the words, I just go

(VOCALIZING UPBEAT MELODY)

CALAMITY: We honestly just

are really appreciative for this opportunity.

We can meet DJ Khaled any time you want.

Yeah, no, absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he... he's watching you guys.

Oh, yeah

Hey.

I don't like it

No, I love it...

I don't like it But I love it

Ow!

Yeah...

I don't like it

No, I love it

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah

I don't like it

No, I love it

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Bellas! Make some noise for Bellas out there! Whoo!

What a fitting swan song for the Barden Bellas.

Yes, and as these young women approach 30

and cease to be of value as human beings,

perhaps this is the bittersweet memory

they will take into the bar with them.

(FRENCH POP SONG PLAYING)

CHICAGO: Okay, welcome to the South of France.

We wanted to do something kind of special for you guys.

(BELLAS OOHING AND AAHING)

This feels like a group date on The Bachelor.

Oh, it's just so beautiful.

Yeah, thank you.

Not free.

Got it.

Hey. (CHUCKLES)

Um, hey, I just wanted to say thank you for... for this.

And for looking out for us on this trip.

And protecting the United States... always.

It's my pleasure.

Must be kind of lonely,

always being away from your family,

being in a different place.

Yeah, but being in the Army is kind of like

having a second family, you know.

Well, yeah, of course you know.

I mean, you guys come together for your tour,

and when it's over, you go your separate ways.

But you're always gonna be there for each other, right?

I mean, you're never really alone.

Wow, that was really cheesy.

No. (CHUCKLES)

I liked it.

You okay?

Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)

Of course.

Don't hide your feelings from me.

We're like sisters, Aubrey.

It is "Aubrey," isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Well, to be totally honest, my dad was supposed to come

to see us perform tomorrow,

and I heard that he can't make it.

And he's never actually heard me sing with the Bellas,

and now maybe he never will, so...

Dad? He's here!

What? Where?

That's my dad's yacht, the Fat Dingo Bitch.

That's what he always used to call my mum.

Obviously, he's come

to see me perform in our last ever show!

My dad came!

Must feel aca-amazing.

(YELLING EXCITEDLY)

CYNTHIA ROSE: They gotta be close to making a decision.

They film the special with DJ Khaled tomorrow.

And he needs an opening act.

EMILY: Oh, look who it is.

Did you guys see the way they got off stage yesterday?

They literally went out of their way

not to congratulate us.

They clearly just see us as a threat.

Oh, shit! Oh, my God.

You are so weird. Wow. Sometimes.

That's not fair. You seem very nice.

Can I borrow you for a second?

Yeah, great. Yeah? Come on.

You want to hold hands?

Nope. Cool.

Where are we going?

You remember when you burnt down DJ Khaled's room?

No, that was not...

I don't remember that. Back in Spain?

You were looking for Lenny,

hiding behind the bushes, released the bees.

No, I think that... that was my sister.

I hate her. What?

DJ Khaled wants to meet you.

Why? Hey, boss.

Theo, my guy.

Magical ears.

Beca. H... Hello.

How beautiful. Oh, thank you.

So nice to meet you. ASAP!

Need a drink for Beca, ASAP! Have a seat.

Make yourself at home.

BECA: Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yeah. Here you go, mademoiselle.

Thank you.

I hope you like cherries.

Beca, have you been talking to my guy, Theo?

Yeah, he talks a lot.

But I have no idea what's going on.

He doesn't actually give me that much information.

I thought maybe you could break the news.

Congratulations.

(WHISPERS) On what?

I want you to open up for me.

Tomorrow night.

Beca.

DJ Khaled.

Are you ready?

Seriously? Yeah.

That is great.

You are not gonna regret this. I...

The Bellas are gonna die. Can I go tell them?

THEO: I... I think you misunderstood.

Uh, what DJ Khaled's trying to say here

is that he doesn't want the Bellas.

We want you.

What? DJ KHALED: The other day,

when you was just playing around with the loop

and you was singing and you was just...

I could tell that you was just playing around, but...

I seen something, I heard something,

then I felt something.

Amidst the chaos, I went back in the room,

and I pulled your recording.

Why did you do that?

Because I wanted to know what you could do on your own.

Beca, it's time to go to the next level.

I see it.

I'm DJ Khaled, aka Billy.

Who? I know these things.

That is so amazing.

That means the world to me, honestly.

But I'm part of a group,

and we all have something special.

I respect that you love your group,

but it's time for you to move on.

It's time for you to grow.

It's time for you to climb that mountaintop and reach the top.

And the group will be happy for you.

What Khaled is trying to say here is that

you've really gone as far as you can with the girls.

It's time for you to now flourish on your own.

Independent... ly.

DJ KHALED: These ain't opinions.

These are facts.

Yes.

Come with me a second.

Bless up.

Listen, I... I know it's a lot

to take in, okay? Uh, yeah.

The label is gonna sign you, Beca.

The label's gonna sign you. They're gonna help you

develop your own material as a solo act. Uh, yeah...

Th... This is very generous,

but we're talking about my family.

I'm... I'm... I'm not interested.

It's a tough decision. I get that. No, it's not.

It is. It is.

It's a big opportunity for you. All right?

Look at me. Stop.

What are you doing?

Go home. Sleep on it.

You come back, and you tell me

what you want to do in the morning, okay?

All right?

I'm... I really am sorry. I...

(PIANO PLAYING ELEGANT CLASSICAL MELODY)

(SIGHS)

(FRENCH CAFE MUSIC PLAYING)

Whoo! (LAUGHING)

Your performance was incredible, Patricia.

So proud of you.

Thanks, Dad. How did you see it?

Were you on the base?

Oh, you know me. I've got my ways.

What a note to go out on, eh?

What do you say we leave tonight?

I would, but tomorrow's, like,

the big televised event with DJ Khaled,

and they're definitely gonna pick the Bellas to perform.

So I need to be there 'cause my talent compensates

for the weaker members of the group, like Beca.

Tomorrow it is.

And you can go wherever you want to go.

Urban Outfitters?

(LAUGHS)

You gotta think bigger, Sunshine.

A Caribbean tour.

Have you ever been to Martinique?

Or the, uh... the Cayman Islands?

The Cayman Islands? Oh, they're beautiful,

just like my little girl. (CHUCKLES)

Uh-huh. Right.

Dad, let me ask you,

what was your favorite moment of the show?

Well, there were too many moments of greatness

from which to choose.

'Cause my favorite part was the bit

where I sang that duet with Beca,

and then was on the top of the pyramid.

(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you were wonderful in that part.

God! There was no pyramid!

And as if I'd be the top.

And I know exactly what's in the Cayman Islands.

Yeah, I do. That bank account

that Mum set up for me on my 13th birthday.

She said it was just a bit of an allowance, but...

I know she didn't want me to ever need your dirty money.

How much is even in it anyway?

A hundred and eighty million, give or take.

When am I gonna learn...

to open my mail?

I'm done with you, Dad.

Forever.

No, no, you're not.

We are done when I get the money.

CHICAGO: Amy?

Is this man bothering you?

Yes, he is. Yeah. CHICAGO: Yeah.

Sir, step away from the Bella.

Patricia, all my accounts are frozen.

Good-bye, Fergus.

I tried to do this the nice way, Patricia.

You remember that!

So, do you know how to do this? How do you do this?

Pour the water over the sugar, and smash...

Do you guys know where Beca is?

Theo must have said something to her by now.

The show's literally tomorrow.

I know. CHLOE: Guys, if Khaled picks us,

it'll be our last show together.

Bellas, a toast.

EMILY: Ah, a Chloe toast. CHLOE: They say that...

home is where the heart is.

But you guys are the homes that my heart lives in.

I am inside of all of you.

It feels so good.

Cheers. Cheers!

Cheers! Guys, I love you so much.

(SIGHS) I feel like... Are you hallucinating?

Excuse me. Uh, are you the Bellas?

Yes. Oui, monsieur.

Sí. HENRI: My name is Henri.

Chicago sent me to take you to the USO reception.

Reception?

Chicago never mentioned any reception.

Something about an announcement?

Oh. We won. Did we win?

CHLOE: Um, we need to find our friends,

Beca and Fat Amy.

Oh, they are already there with Chicago.

Oh. Perfect.

Let's not keep this handsome Frenchman waiting.

Let's go. Shotgun! Ready?

I guess we should go. Let's go.

Hey, let's go. Henri?

Oh, yeah. Whoo! Sounds like music.

I am Florencia. Nice to meet you.

Na na na-na na-na

Waste time with A masterpiece

Don't waste time With a masterpiece

You should be Rolling with me

You should be Rolling with me, ah

You're a real-life fantasy, You're a real-life fantasy

But you're Moving so carefully

Let's start living Dangerously

Whoa, talk to me, Baby, yeah

I'm going blind from this Sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh

Let's lose our minds And go crazy, crazy

Crazy, crazy Ah ya-ya-ya-ya

I keep on hoping we'll Eat cake by the ocean, baby

(WHOOPING, LAUGHING)

Oh, la vache. The singing sounded very good.

Oh, merci beaucoup, Henri. Um, are we almost there?

Uh, yes. In fact...

EMILY: 'Cause it feels like we've been driving forever.

...we are right here.

CHLOE: Yay! Oh, great!

I don't know. I can't lift it.

I can't see. I can't see anything.

Why won't the shade go up? It's, like, stuck.

It's so dark out there. Can you guys see out yours?

No, I can't see. Well, this don't seem right.

Maybe we... (BANGING)

(ALL GASPING) Whoa!

(RATTLING) What was that?

I don't know. What was that? (METALLIC CREAKING)

What?

What happened? Huh?

I don't know.

Hang on. You guys, are we...

Are we floating? (CREAKING CONTINUES)

Why would we be floating? What?

(HORN DRONING)

(RATTLING) CHLOE: Guys?

You guys, I can't open the door.

AUBREY: What? The door's not opening?

It's the old van-ferry death-trap maneuver.

I should've seen it coming.

Oh, God. What?

Open it. Open the door. Help!

Does anybody's cell phone work?

Where's my cell phone? No service.

No service. There's nothing.

That's so inconvenient. (CRYING) Hell's bells!

EMILY: We could scream on the count of three.

ALL: Okay. One, two, three.

ALL: Help!

Sir Bounce-a-lot.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

I told you we're through! FERGUS: I know.

But there are some people here

who think you should reconsider.

ALL: Amy! (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

(CHATTER STOPS)

How could you?

I swear to God, if you hurt any one of them,

except for Jessica and Ashley, I will kill you!

FERGUS: I don't want to hurt anyone, Patricia.

The only one I wanted was you, but you weren't with them,

were you?

Oh, well.

Plan B.

You have 30 minutes.

Come to the boat,

or your friends swim with the fishes.

And I think you know I mean it.

AMY: Oh, I know you mean it.

Because you're a terrible person

that does terrible things.

But there's one thing you're forgetting, Dad.

I'm your daughter.

Your nightmare blood, it runs through my veins!

Hey, Amy, um, I need to talk to you about something.

It's kind of important. Oh, yeah, just a sec.

I'm on a call. Okay.

You think you're bad?

You have no idea what I'm capable of.

I've graduated college.

I could do anything.

So say your prayers,

'cause Fat Amy is coming...

for you.

Now!

(PHONE BEEPS)

FERGUS: So... (SIGHS)

which two of you

are Ashley and Jessica?

Ah, shit. BECA: Okay, so...

I have kind of bad news.

Uh, and I know you're gonna be fine. Uh, I know

everybody's gonna be fine, but, like...

Oh.

Um, w... well...

We didn't get picked, man. And you know what?

Like, screw them. It's not, like, the whole story.

There's... uh, uh, uh...

I don't know, I still feel like I want to tell you

'cause I think that, like,

secrets are, like, the worst, right?

So...

Yeah, it's the worst.

Let's go.

Go where?

Don't worry. We'll change in the cab.

BECA: Amy, what are we doing?

Why are we not calling the police or Chicago?

AMY: No cops. There's no time.

And if my dad sees 'em, he'll take off.

BECA: This is serious.

The Bellas could really get hurt.

Not on my watch. Amy, come on.

Look, I know my father.

I know his guys.

Some of them I know, like, really well.

And I know that boat.

We can do this.

BECA: Okay. What's the plan?

First up, I need you to pick up the pace.

This boat's not gonna row itself.

Okay. That's the ladder that'll take you

up to the main deck where the Bellas are.

Do not let Fergus hear what I'm doing below.

Okay, giant distraction coming up.

You sure about this? Have I ever let you down?

Dozens of examples spring to mind, if I'm honest.

What? Yeah, you're very unreliable.

It's, like, one of the hallmarks of your personality.

I don't think we have time to unpack that right now.

Shh. I'll just see you up top.

Nobody's gonna die tonight, right?

Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Well, that doesn't help.

Okay. Okay, ready?

I've got my serious face on now.

Okay. It's time.

Let's do it. (INHALES SHARPLY)

Once we get the money, we sail directly to Sydney.

Unless she doesn't show.

Then things get ugly.

Ten minutes, ladies.

Guys, you know what we should do?

Where did you come from?

What?

You weren't here before.

I've been here the whole time.

I'm just small.

Just... if we only have ten minutes left,

I say we spend it doing something we love.

Let's go out like Bellas and sing one more song.

You want to sing right now? (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

I think we should sing one more song, though.

I don't know if I feel like singing. (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Oh, my God. Guys, I just want to sing so bad.

We really think you'll like it.

You want to entertain me?

(CHUCKLING) Knock yourselves out.

Nine minutes.

Let's make it a loud one, guys.

(HUSHED) You are terrible at reading signals.

Come here.

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

Baby, can't you see

I'm calling

A guy like you Should wear a warning

It's dangerous, I'm falling

(MAN GROANS)

There's no escape

I can't wait

I need a hit Hit me, baby

Baby, give me it You're dangerous

I'm loving it

Ah, ah, come on Too high, can't come down

You know that's exactly what you're gonna have to do.

MAN ON TV: You know I can take your head off, don't you?

What is the matter with you two idiots?

You act like she's human.

(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

(GRUNTING AND GROANING CONTINUE)

(YELLING)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING AND GROANING CONTINUE)

(PANTING)

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING ON TV)

(GUTTURAL VOCALIZING)

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride

You're toxic, I'm slippin' under

Yeah, they're not bad, are they?

With a taste of Your poison paradise

Four minutes!

Don't you know That you're toxic?

It's getting late

(SINGING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE)

Patricia.

Mikhael, my former

jelly-wrestling coach, slash babysitter.

(CHUCKLING SIGH) Do you remember me?

How could I forget the girl who gave me this?

You really shouldn't have put me in a time-out.

(PANTING)

(CHUCKLING) Let's dance.

(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

Why?

(GRUNTING AND GROANING CONTINUE)

Whoa. Easy, now. Easy.

Easy, now.

Come on. Yeah?

What?

(AMY GRUNTS) (CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

(FIERCE YELLING)

(AMY GROANS) (LAUGHS, YELLS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING AND GROANING CONTINUE)

(YELLS FIERCELY)

(MIKHAEL SOBBING)

(SCREAMING IN PAIN) Nipple cripple!

Nipple cripple! (GASPING)

Take it. (SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

This is way too much cardio.

Good old Dad.

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride

You're toxic, I'm slippin' under

With a taste of Your poison paradise

I'm addicted to you

Don't you know That you're toxic?

(VOCALIZING, BEATBOXING)

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride...

Freedom...! BECA: Go, go!

Go, go, go!

Come out here! Amy!

Amy, come on! Amy!

(SCREAMING)

Sweet baby Jesus!

Amy, let's go!

(GRUNTING)

Amy, come on! (COUGHS) Patricia!

Stop her!

(SCREAMING)

(GASPING) (INDISTINCT, FRANTIC CHATTER)

CHLOE: Beca! Beca!

Amy!

Hey, you've been a very naughty girl, Turnip Top!

(GASPING) Amy! Amy!

BECA: Amy! (HELICOPTER WHIRRING ABOVE)

(GASPING, FRANTIC CHATTER)

AMY: I rained hellfire!

(INDISTINCT, FRANTIC CHATTER)

(SEABIRDS SQUAWKING)

(LOW CHATTER)

CHICAGO: The MPs arrested Amy's dad.

He's going to jail for a long time.

I'm gonna go meet them, all right?

Sit tight.

I have no idea what just happened,

but if Khaled doesn't pick us after all of that,

what are we doing with our lives?

(ALL CHATTERING)

Uh, I think Beca has something

she'd like to share with the group.

Um, thanks, Amy.

Uh, yeah.

I was gonna say something earlier, but we were involved

in a hostage crisis, so I just...

They picked her.

DJ Khaled and his team.

They didn't pick the Bellas.

They picked Beca.

So they... yeah, so they only picked her.

Yeah, but I said no because I feel exactly how you feel.

You guys are family, and you don't walk away from family.

Don't you want to make music?

No, I guess, but...

Beca, you can't say no. You've gotta do it.

Look, your real family doesn't hold you back.

They lift you up.

EMILY: Kind of feel like I've been saying something to that effect

the entire time. AMY: Oh, my God, Emily!

Smart people are talking right now.

(CRYING) Aubrey, don't, please.

It's... I... I won't do it. It's not important.

No, no, no. It's not that.

(CHUCKLES) You know, I have to be honest with you guys.

Every time I perform in front of people,

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

And I don't have to anymore.

(CHUCKLING) I'm so happy.

AUBREY: Yes!

No more puking. Whew!

No more puke. AUBREY: No more puke.

AUBREY: (CHUCKLING) Yes.

You know what? I think I might just...

I don't know, move to Mykonos and become a doula.

A doula? A birthing coach.

You gonna coach babies? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'll be like...

"Come here, little guy. You can do it.

"There ain't really nothing to it.

"You can do it, you can do it. Come on!"

Ah... CYNTHIA ROSE: Now that gay people

can serve in the military, I'm a join the Air Force

and let them pay for my flight school.

I have my Abnormal Psych exam coming up next week.

But also, you're gonna keep writing

so your life isn't filled with crushing regret, right?

Yes. Good.

FLO: Well, guys, a music career

would interfere with my business, so...

Yeah, that little tiny juice truck you work at.

The juice truck I own

and just secured capital to franchise.

Huh? EMILY: Uh, what?

I didn't tell you guys? Congratulations.

Cool beans.

You talk?

(LAUGHS)

Satan has finally left my body.

(LAUGHS) Hi. I'm Esther.

Wha... BECA: I have many questions.

CHLOE: You guys? (CLEARS THROAT)

I think it's time that we go on

with the next chapter of our lives.

It's time for us to move on. You know?

I mean, we're always gonna be there for each other

because we're family.

And, I mean, I, for one, am very ready.

I got the call that I got into vet school.

You got in! Yes, I got in. I know.

No way! I got in. I'm a vet.

Congratulations!

What about you, Ames?

You sure you're cool with this?

Are you kidding me?

I just found out I got $180 million

to put into "Fat Amy Winehouse."

What? Yeah.

Wait, I could do more shows.

"Fat Amy Adams." "Fat Amy Grant."

Oh, that would be good for Christmas.

Would be great.

Beca. BECA: Don't.

I swear to God, don't make that face.

If you cry, I'm gonna cry. I swear.

I'm not gonna do this with you today, so...

I'm not doing it. I hate that face.

I'm not. Don't make that face.

This is my regular face.

You know how much I love you.

You just get out there, and you crush it. Okay?

You crush it so hard

that your nips tingle a bit.

She loves hugs. Don't.

That's not funny. We should give her one.

(ALL CHEERING)

GAIL: Here we are.

The final show, the conclusion

of the USO Tour in the South of France,

coming to you from the Citadel.

What a gorgeous setting here tonight under the stars.

Isn't this beautiful? Doing a wonderful

musical presentation in a bunker.

In the South of France.

I mean, it's so romantic here.

I've never been to France.

I hope never to come back.

Oh, no, it's not a place for you.

Oh, no, no. There's no good people here.

No, no.

On your toes, folks.

We're on in ten. First positions.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen,

let's give it up for DJ Khaled!

(CHEERING)

When I say "fan," you say "love."

Fan!

CROWD: Love! Fan!

Love!

First of all, I want to thank

all the troops for coming out here.

It's about you.

We salute you.

We praise you and thank you.

But tonight I have a surprise.

I'll be introducing you to a new star.

A superstar.

Somebody that I have cosigned.

I introduce you to...

Beca Mitchell.

(CHEERING)

JOHN: And here's Beca Mitchell stepping onto the stage,

just as small as she was the day she was born.

You know, we've been following this little sprite-light lady

for, I don't know, seven years now, I think.

JOHN: We have been showing you

her new life out in the real world,

where she's out to take another perfectly good job

from an able-bodied man.

Go, Beca!

(WHOOPING)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

(RECORDED) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

(LAYERED VOCALS CONTINUE)

(BUILDING LAYERS OF VOCALS) Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

(VOCALIZING)

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Heaven knows I was just a young boy

Didn't know What I wanted to be

(LAYERED VOCALS CONTINUE AS BACKING MUSIC)

I was every little hungry Schoolgirl's pride and joy

And I guess it was Enough for me

To win the race, A prettier face

Brand-new clothes And a big fat place

On your rock and roll TV

But today the way I play the game

Is not the same, no way

I think I'm gonna Get me some happy

What?

I think there's something You should know

I think it's time I told you so

There's something Deep inside of me

There's someone else I gotta be

Take back your picture In a frame

Take back Your singing in the rain

I just hope you understand

Sometimes the clothes Do not make the man

All we have to do now

Is take these lies

And make them true

Somehow All we have to see

Is that I don't belong To you

And you don't belong To me, yeah

Freedom, freedom I won't let you down

I will not give you up Freedom

Gotta have some faith in the

Have some faith in the sound

I think there's something You should know

I think it's time I stopped the show

There's something Deep inside of me

There's someone I forgot to be

Take back your picture in a frame

Don't think that I'll be back again

I just hope you understand

Sometimes the clothes Do not make the man

I will not let you down

Hey...

Freedom, freedom

Have some faith In the sound

Have some faith in the sound, oh

Freedom

Freedom, freedom

Yeah, yeah

All we have to do now

All we can do

Is take these lies

And make them true somehow Make them true

All we have to see

Is that I don't belong to you

Freedom And you don't belong to me

Freedom

I won't let you down

I will not give you up

Gotta have some faith In the sound

It's the one good thing That I've got

I won't let you down

I will not give you up

It's the one good thing That I've got

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Yes!

(SQUEALING, LAUGHING)

AMY: Yeah!

Yeah! Whoo!

BECA: I love you guys so much.

I can't believe we finally got our big ending.

You got all that on camera, right, John?

Sure, I did.

This is confusing technology for a woman.

It's child's play for a man.

All right, because the red light was not on,

so I just had to ask.

That was amazing.

You guys, it's like my dad always says,

"Always give a hundred percent,

"unless you're donating blood

"or getting a divorce." "Or getting a divorce."

(CHUCKLING)

Dad.

(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)

Oh, I knew you'd make it.

Punching bag. Go! (CHUCKLES)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

(GROANING) That's for being late.

(GROANING LAUGH)

Hi. I'm Esther.

Wow.

You smell like Skittles. Can I taste the rainbow?

You can definitely taste the rainbow.

Mm, let's go to it.

Hey. You were great.

BECA: Aw. THEO: Oh, that's nice.

So you work for me now. Yeah, you're the boss.

That's cool. Yeah. I had some ideas, right?

I'm gonna be a real handful, I gotta tell you.

THEO: Oh, I realized that from the beginning.

Gail. John.

Who are we kidding?

It's just us.

It's always been just us.

Maybe we should just drop this facade between us

and speak honestly about how we feel.

Oh, my.

Gail.

John.

I love you.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

GAIL: We have so much footage. How are we gonna edit all this?

JOHN: Well, that's a problem. You just touch the one button.

No, no, I have to do a lot of buttons.

You make sure that the light's on.

I have the lens on. I'm just... Are you sure?

Well, that about wraps it up.

Let's see what we have in the can.