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I want to be a porn star.

- Show me you'll be the best. - Nacho, Nacho!

This is wild! This is the industry, Nachete.

Rocco Siffredi is here!

- Ponce, my friend! - Ciao!

Nacho. Bravo.

I want to see you in action, in my suite.

I'll see you both tomorrow.

Oh! Show me the devil inside of you.

- I want to stop! - Get the fuck off her!

I don't like this, and I don't like you.

- You don't? - No, I don't like it.

I don't want this to end. Does it have to be goodbye?

Those riffraff are my family now,

and I want to be here.

How many girls do you think there are?

A hundred and one.

Who you'll have to make love to in our next movie.

- Who's that girl? - Bell�sima.

I like the new guy.

A picture is worth 1,000 words.

That's what my mum said when she caught me doing something naughty

and I tried to make excuses.

Back then, I had no idea how right she was.

Kevin, five minutes.

And now,

your fierce look.

Without it, you are nobody.

Nothing!

If I wanted to become someone, I had to create a persona.

Become a man that everyone would desire.

You're going to be a star, Nacho.

A star!

More than just a dick.

A gentleman.

Or, at least, an attractive package that would be much more appealing.

This industry would only pick a lucky few.

And I felt like the golden goose.

What could go wrong? When you know you were born for success,

you just throw the dice and then go with the flow.

Surround yourself with a good team, with that and your talent

success is guaranteed.

Now you just have to take advantage of this opportunity using your head.

That's what they told me.

Too bad it took me a lifetime

to figure out which one they were talking about.

101 WOMEN

Yeah. Look.

It's very light.

No, I prefer this one.

Greater freedom of movement, Rocco. I'm the cameraman.

And I'm the producer. Angelo, please.

Wow, 276 minutes of nonstop fucking.

Hey, Spaniard! You see?

Before, we had to change the reel every 12 minutes,

but now we can shoot longer sequences without a cut.

- Incredible! - Fucking amazing.

Nacho, are you shaved?

Sure. My face is as soft as a baby's bottom.

Asshole. I meant down there.

Here?

Of course. This is another league.

Ours is a worldwide market and hair is not attractive.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

- It's time for your check-up. - Why do I need a check-up?

We're a very professional industry.

Everyone must be healthy and not contagious.

But I'm totally healthy. I'm as strong as an ox.

But I need an official document as proof or they'll fuck me up with an inspection.

An inspection?

A hundred and one women. It must be perfect. Understand?

Yeah, yeah. Rocco, with those small cameras,

I could record a cool shot while fucking.

Step by step, friend.

First, you have to prove you're ready for this.

- Dr. Pinter. - Rocco.

Okay, bye. Nacho, I'll be in my office.

Name.

Your name.

Ignacio Jord�.

At your service.

Age.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I come in again?

Sexual relations?

Yes, yes. Whenever you want it, wherever you want it.

Sexual relations per week?

Next week, I have 101...

But without counting ours.

HIV-positive?

No, no. Rest assured, okay?

- What? - The doctor wants to see you naked.

What about you?

VASELINE

The doc's fingers are as thick as dicks.

Did you enjoy it?

I'm not into guys.

Are you?

Sex is sex, Nacho.

Men, women, trans...

Everything is pleasure.

What are you suggesting?

Easy, Spaniard, easy.

The doctor's report?

Here.

I'm all clean.

- What is that? - These?

101 contracts. Work for me, work for you.

Rocco, it's going to be so easy.

I can do it with hundreds.

It seems to me, you have no idea what you're talking about.

This is very difficult. Rigor, concentration!

Only three actors have been up to this challenge. Three!

Concentration is very important. Otherwise, it won't work.

And you have five days

for training and resting.

Training and resting.

No parties, no sex!

Remember, there's a lot of money at stake.

See you tomorrow at 10:30 at the Corinthia Hotel.

Who are we meeting with?

The film investor.

So I want you to look impeccable.

Meet me at home for lunch.

- Bagdad Club. Who is it? - Hey, limp dick!

- It's been so long. - Nacho, dude!

How are you, man? Do you already want to come back?

No way! I'm living like a fucking king.

Sure, that's why you're calling.

I can't hear you for shit. Where are you?

It's the wind, man. The wind!

I'm calling from my cell phone while driving Rocco Siffredi's sports car.

- Like hell you are! - Oh, no?

Alright, show-off. You're making me deaf!

101 chicks for the next film. What do you think?

I think you're going to be really busy.

I'll take good care of Sara myself, so she doesn't go hungry.

She's too much of a woman for you.

Come on, put her on.

Hey, baby! It's the messiah!

Send him a kiss from me!

- Let me know about that movie, dude. - Sophie...

Juani talked to Ponce.

- What did he say? - The movie is rolling.

What? Seriously?

Chickibutt! You already miss me after only a week?

I always miss you, Sara.

How is your English?

You should hear me. My Spanglish is amazing.

How are things with Rocco?

It's really cool. He's an amazing guy.

With a beautiful family. I'm off to meet him now.

You can still come.

No. I'm not coming.

I'm preparing a new show with the girls. It's looking amazing.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fucking hell!

- The cops! - Nacho, are you there?

Nacho?

Nacho!

License and registration.

Sorry, I not...

Uh, I...

How do you say? Uh, porn!

I, I...

Wait! I haven't done anything wrong.

Hey, you're hurting me. You're hurting me, man!

You're hurting me! What's wrong with you?

It's a misunderstanding. I've done nothing wrong.

- Nothing at all! - 100,000 florins for speeding!

Fuck you! 100,000 florins!

Convincing the police not to report you for contempt and my car towed away.

I'm so sorry, I didn't see them.

And your head?

You're too stupid!

We came here to work!

And I'm not your father, Nacho. I already have a child.

- It won't happen again. - Of course not.

Another fuck-up and you're going straight back to Spain, got it?

Back to your fucking home!

Remember, Nacho. No parties, no sex!

Let's go back now. You need to concentrate.

Sure.

- What did she say? - If your cock's as big as they say.

- Show it to her, man. - Right now?

Okay, okay. Come with me.

Let's go!

Well...

All of Rocco's actors and actresses are staying in the mansion.

Konnichiwa, bitch!

Here you can see the offices, the bedrooms...

The infirmary's down here. Very professional.

This is one of the sets where the films are shot.

There's a pool, there's a gym.

- And a wonderful jacuzzi for... - For what?

For fucking?

You and me?

I would love to see

that huge

and beautiful cock.

Cut!

I said cut!

Stop! I said stop!

But the producer asked

for real stuff, the real you.

Then call the producer and tell him to double my pay.

I'm sick of this shit!

I'm not a fucking doll! If I say it's over, then it's over!

She isn't an easy woman.

Hey! Hey, hey, Bell�sima.

What is your problem?

I believe in converging energies.

And you and I connect perfectly.

You think I wanted something with you? Sorry.

That was Bell�sima, but she's not here now.

She was working.

Meet Andrea Ricci.

Thank you. How can I help you?

What, what?

What, what?

We're actors and actresses, right?

What happens in front of a camera isn't real.

Did you not know this?

I thought it was a documentary, not a movie.

It's so obvious you're new to all of this.

Don't trust anyone or anything when a camera is rolling.

Even if it seems real. Do not trust.

You're beautiful.

I'm fucking sick of them.

Shall we go?

- Right now? - Why wait?

Come on.

I want to show you a place.

You're going to burn the engine.

I'm a dangerous driver.

How come you speak Spanish?

My nanny was from Ecuador.

Carnival is coming

Take out the bag in my pocket.

I came.

The bag?

What's this? Ecstasy?

Take one. They get you so high.

I can't. I'm fully committed to the film.

You can take this and way more.

I can't. Rocco will have my balls and feed them to his dog.

Just do it!

I've already fucked up big time.

Then put one on my tongue.

Put one on my tongue!

Let's go!

You're kidding me!

Prostitution is going to be legalized here in Hungary.

Amazing!

Budapest is the capital of sex.

And this is the best nightclub in the city.

- Do you like women? - Yes, yes, yes!

Me too.

I can't fuck today, though!

I want to watch you having sex with other women.

FAIL

Fucking hell! Rocco!

Shit.

Bell�sima? Where's the car?

Hey, don't touch me.

They're waiting for me, goddammit!

Fuck, my dick's itchy.

Nacho Vidal, sorry for the delay.

Have a seat.

A hard night?

I'm always hard.

Excited about the film?

Yes, very much.

The Oscar Awards of porn.

They're held every year in Las Vegas.

Luka expects us to win some awards

with the film we're shooting.

You okay?

- Excuse me. I need to go to the bathroom. - Sure.

What the fuck is that?

Excuse me, but I have to go.

- Family emergency. I just got a call. - To your cell phone?

But the film's gonna be great.

See... See you soon.

A doctor! A doctor!

Jenny, where's the doctor?

- What did you say the name is? - Chlamydia.

You have chlamydia.

A sexually transmitted disease...

So what now?

Itching, stinging when urinating.

And your testicles may swell.

For real?

Take the antibiotics, and in a week you'll be fine.

- I only have two days! - No!

Tell me what the fuck is going on.

You arrive in a mess and say goodbye because your family's calling you?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Tell me right now what's happening or I'll kill you!

I was with some whores and I have chlamydia.

- Rocco! Wait! - You're out. There will be no film.

What? You can't. You said there were no limits in sex.

There are no limits in sex, but there are in business.

I don't work with liars, okay?

I don't want to see you here tomorrow!

Tomorrow you're out of here! Understood?

No, no, no. You can't do this to me.

Fuck off!

Fuck.

Fucking hell. No!

You screwed me over!

What the hell are you doing here?

They gave me chlamydia! Now everything's utterly fucked!

And what should I care?

You disappeared and you left me with those chicks at the club,

lying around like a bum. What were you trying to achieve?

Did you feel used like a doll?

Welcome to my life!

Because that's how guys make me feel every fucking day!

What the fuck are you saying? Rocco kicked me off the movie!

Because of you!

Me? You did whatever the fuck you liked!

You could have said no!

But you didn't, right?

You didn't because you're so tough.

Are you kidding me? You made me think we were going to fuck!

- Then you fucked me up with your games. - Don't talk to me like that!

Get the fuck out!

- You're a fucking bitch! - A fucking bitch!

Yeah! I am a fucking bitch!

Okay?

To you and to everyone else!

That's why yesterday you were dying to fuck me.

But you're the one who has chlamydia today!

Who has chlamydia? You have chlamydia!

So deal with the consequences of what you've done

and fuck off!

- Stop! Are you crazy? - Fuck off!

You're fucking crazy!

Crazy bitch!

Hello?

- Sara... - Nacho?

Damn it, Sara.

What's wrong?

Nacho, what happened?

Calm down, tell me.

Yesterday I did something crazy. I was...

I was out of my fucking mind, I met a girl and...

I fucked up, Sara. I'm a fucking idiot. I...

I don't know how to help you.

I've got chlamydia.

Rocco kicked me off the movie, he doesn't want to see me.

You're such an idiot.

Thank you. That's exactly what I needed.

That's true, because you've left everything behind.

Your whole life in Spain.

The Bagdad Club, your family, friends, and me.

And at the first chance, you screw up.

I don't know why the fuck I called you.

Don't be an asshole and quit playing the victim!

Shove your pride up your ass, apologize and make everything right.

You never gave up here. Are you going to do it now?

Go fuck yourself.

Listen, I screwed up.

I'm sorry, it won't happen again. I swear.

Rocco went to Barcelona to look for me for a reason.

Let me prove to him he was right.

Spaniard... You have a big dick but a small brain.

You have no dick and lots of brains. We make the perfect partners.

Do you know how much money we've spent on this project?

It was a blockbuster! But you fucked up with the investor!

I know, but what do you want me to do?

I can't go back in time!

I'm begging you to give me another chance.

- You have chlamydia! - And you don't have the money!

You can close the deal while I recover.

You wanted to shoot it with a different camera.

Let's do it our way, just you and I.

We'll show them what we're capable of.

I already direct movies, moron.

As big as this one?

With an actor like me?

Come on, man!

I'm very good and I'm sure you are too. But that's not enough.

We have to prove it.

I'll do it for free.

I'll take no share of the profits.

And I'll get 15% of your profits from your next films with us.

Fifteen percent?

Make it 20, like American agents.

I don't care. You set the terms,

I'll bring the dick.

Are we making this fucking movie or not?

What is it, cousin?

Are you still mad at the Spaniard?

I don't know why you want to be present when he leaves.

To make sure he leaves.

I'll take care of it.

Don't you worry.

Tomorrow we begin casting for the film we're shooting in Rome.

Giovanni Strada will be there.

Luigi is taking care of everything, but maybe...

Strada would love to see you, after such a long time.

Maybe that's a good idea.

Obviously Anna will book flights for you and Rozsa.

Alright.

Putting some distance will help.

Why not?

Thank you, man.

Thank you.

101 WOMEN

GOD LEVEL

CASH MONEY

CONTRACTS

REHEARSALS

EVEN MORE CASH MONEY

A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO TANTRIC SEX

Okay.

As you can see, the set is ready.

Each day, you'll have sex with 25 women.

Except the last day, that'll be 26.

We'll organize it in groups of 5.

In four days,

we'll be finished.

Okay?

Go!

Peter Piper...

picked a peck of...

pickled peppers.

The cum shot!

We did it.

We did it.

We did it!

You've been working hard these last few days.

Look, I'm not looking for trouble.

Me neither.

I wanted to apologize.

I wish I had the same balls as you.

You don't really lack the balls.

I've taken many blows.

Right. That's why you do it so well.

Nacho...

I really like you, I'm sorry.

I'm not as tough as you think.

That night I was a mess.

Had I hooked up with you that night, I'd just be one more girl for you.

And I screwed up. I was a mess.

I don't know why. Sorry.

You deserve to have success.

When I got here, I realized how far I was from being a star.

I don't want to miss this chance.

I want to go to the US.

I want to eat up the world.

I want it all.

Me too.

And I can be your guide in Los Angeles.

Before that, I must pass the most difficult part.

Yes?

What are you doing here?

I did the movie.

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