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ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE

Finally a cock that overshadows that Italian.

Being a porn star isn't so bad.

I want to quit porn, Nacho!

I'm with you till I die.

Why did you make me believe I could do it?

I will always be the slut that puts baseball bats up her ass.

As soon as you're discharged, we're leaving.

I want to go alone.

Nacho, leave.

- Bravo! - I'm married! Can you believe it?

- Where's your present? - Even better. Do you have a pen?

A trip to the United States?

- Hello? - Marry me?

In other words,

a fucking work addict.

Shooting more than 30 movies in one year.

Having sex as if I was having lunch.

That's how you make it to the top in porn.

Making your dick be the most seen.

The blockbuster dick.

Making everyone want to jerk off.

Hello, boss.

Watching you fuck every girl.

Without going into the human details,

just encouraging couples to fuck,

not having in mind why there are hundreds of women and you are only one.

Because porn is inspiration, but not reality.

Reality has to do with us,

the actors,

who stop being who we are to turn into other people's dreams.

But what about me?

You ask yourself that so many times.

Until you stop questioning it

and decide to cross the line between reality and fiction,

so you can live your own life...

as a real porn movie.

And that's how...

I was able to forget the one thing that really tortured me.

Anything goes when you're screwed.

Right?

Because what are friends for if they don't help you...

Sophie! Sophie!

...when you most need them.

ADDICT. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

What?

Can't sleep or what?

I haven't been sleeping well lately.

There's a lot of things you haven't been doing well lately.

You're getting old.

Success is the worst drug there is, Nacho.

It turns you into an arrogant prick.

I don't have the strength to kick your ass.

A piece of advice from a friend.

Take a break.

That's not my thing.

If I stop, I start to think.

And if I think then my inner demons eat me alive.

Wanna talk about what happened?

- What's wrong? - I don't want to have children!

- I don't want to be a mother! - We're getting married!

- I don't want to get married or a family! - I do!

I want a beer.

Take that off, okay?

You look ridiculous.

Fuck me! What a house!

You ain't seen nothing yet.

You're doing really well, I see.

Smile, man. Your sister has arrived.

Leave it there.

This is the first floor.

May I ask how much are you paying for this?

No.

Tell me.

I think it's five thousand.

Five thousand dollars? A month?

Nacho, are you crazy?

Did you not learn anything from what happened to Dad?

I'll leave no inheritance.

It's not about that.

You're swimming in money now, but tomorrow?

You should save some or invest it.

But renting this place for $5,000...

In my opinion, you're just blowing your money.

I'm the one who usually gets blown.

I'm serious, man.

Me too.

What do you think? Are you staying with me?

- What? - I need help with the money I earn.

What, what, what?

Did you think you were going on vacation?

I need someone to bend my ear while others bend over my dick.

Always the same.

This is absolutely awesome.

What?

- Did you bring any party clothes? - Party clothes?

What for?

You're the least elegant guy I've met, look at you.

I'm going to get tired of you.

- Unbelievable. - I'll introduce you to people.

What people?

How many people work here, man?

Are those your initials?

- Cool, right? - You're crazy.

This is Billy, my personal trainer.

Mauro, the butler.

And Belinda... Her food will give you an orgasm.

My goodness. Are these three working for you legally?

This is a lot of money.

- What? - Relax, baby.

Look what I have for you.

What is that?

You're fucking kidding.

You keep your accounts in plastic bags?

I know I tricked you. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.

You've got some fucking nerve. You never learn.

Whatever you need, ask those three.

Are you leaving?

I have lots of work.

But I'll be back before you finish with that.

Are you for real?

You're leaving me here working?

- At full blast today, okay? - As always.

Screw you!

I just asked you politely to get my purse from my...

- If you need it, you go get it! - Don't shout!

- Don't shout, why? - I'm working.

You're a fucking cunt. I don't work or what?

Sure, you give me a job as your fucking assistant!

Are you mad, man?

- What the fuck are you doing? - I'm sick of her!

My dressing room, now.

- Now! - I don't deserve this, and you know it.

- You can't behave like that on set. - Fuck, man.

She treats me like her lapdog, and I won't allow that.

I'm an actor too, okay?

Of course you are. That's why you're here.

I don't really know why I'm here, but here I am!

Give it time. It's only been a couple of months.

Two months and I haven't fucked once!

Do you understand?

It'll come. You'll get your opportunity.

Success is near. This is the city of dreams!

But relax, relax.

I think she's fucking someone else.

She fucks a lot of people, she has lots of work.

I'm not talking about that.

I don't mean work. She's having an affair.

You know the worst thing? I fell for her, man.

I've never met a woman like her.

- Don't overreact, dude. - I'm not!

I'm being serious.

She's the best thing that has happened to me.

I fucking love her!

If she leaves me,

I'll die, I swear.

Nacho!

Nacho, the police!

- What do you mean? - The police are here!

Call Rocco, Nacho.

Call Rocco!

Call Rocco! Nacho, call Rocco!

Shit. This is like a fucking movie.

A horror movie.

What should we do now?

What do we do now?

For real? They've just taken the director!

Exactly. We've lost too much time.

Sure we do.

Let's start. I didn't come here for nothing. We're shooting.

Get out of here!

Toni! You wanted to work, right?

You're replacing that piece of shit that just left, okay?

Start jerking off, I'm gonna call Rocco,

- I'm ready, man. - Toni.

Actresses are the key, brother. You have to win them over.

Make them want to fuck you. That's what I did.

Meet with them before the shooting

and, just like in Bagdad Club, make them laugh, make them relax.

They'll only want to shoot with you.

Their industry is huge, but they lack our Latin seductiveness.

I'm going to kill it.

Do it.

Let's do it.

Wait. Are you going to let that goof go down on her?

Let me do it.

We're actors, Toni. Chill. This isn't real life.

Jeez. Toni, did you hear that?

I told you.

Keep that rhythm up.

Toni, move to your left, you're covering her.

Yeah!

Give me a kiss!

Who's fucking in LA?

- It'll be fucking awesome! - Let's get drunk!

Toni, I'll make you a fucking star!

I'm already a star.

WHERE ARE YOU??? CALL ME!!!

Son of a bitch. What a son of a bitch.

Fuck you, Nacho.

Fuck you!

I know them, I know how it is.

You understand?

I'll look for you, you'll pay, you're fucked up now!

Yeah!

Open the damn door! I need to piss.

I'm gonna piss myself, motherfuckers!

If you want to fuck, go home...

Fuck, man.

Rocco! My dear friend.

- Nacho Vidal. - What's up?

But... I didn't come here to party. I want to talk to you.

Right now.

You should've told me, I would've prepared something cool.

What we did today will blow your mind. Sit down.

That's what I want to talk about.

Our contracts are finished, Nacho.

From now on,

you're on your own.

And why is that?

You directed the movie without my approval

and you left a friend high and dry.

No, no. That's not true. I called you.

I called you over and over.

I saved your ass by filming the movie.

Leo was arrested.

What the hell are you saying?

You didn't lose any dough thanks to me!

You should congratulate me!

Yeah, sure.

It's the second time you do things behind my back. And you know what?

There won't be a third.

It's over, Nacho.

Finished.

- Do you know what your problem is? - What?

The problem is... you're jealous.

- And jealousy is a bad thing, Rocco. - What?

You're jealous because I beat you!

I have many years ahead of me, but you're going downhill.

What are you saying?

I won't let you force any boundaries on me.

With your fucking bullshit!

I put up with your shit for too long.

Now I'll set the rules of porn, in my own style.

Your rule is over!

You know what?

One day...

you'll need my help.

And I won't be there for you.

Understand?

You're on your own, Spaniard.

Get out my house.

Get the fuck out of here!

Bye.

I don't need you!

Spaghetti!

Get out! You're fired!

Get out!

What's wrong?

- We're partying, right? - Nacho, Nacho!

- What the hell happened? - Absolutely nothing.

I'll produce my own movies. Fuck Rocco.

- You have several contracts with him. - Fuck the contracts! He's an asshole!

- It's a lot of money! - I don't fucking care.

The king of porn is Nacho Vidal.

- Come on, man. - We don't need him, Coté.

Who just directed a fucking movie?

Good morning!

Is it? What are you doing here?

I brought you something that you're going to love.

You've been nominated for the AVN Awards.

Fuck me!

It's true! Look.

Should we celebrate?

- No, no, no. - Why not?

Toni knows you're hooking up with someone. He told me yesterday on set.

Oh, wow.

Nacho, I love him very much, but this is something else.

And he's been insufferable lately, you know it.

Wait. You already knew last night and you didn't care.

I was wasted.

And on a high after directing my first movie.

I won't betray my friend.

Wait, you went down on me in front of him. That was some provocation.

Sophie, let's leave it here, okay?

- Good morning! - Good morning, Coté.

- Are you staying for breakfast? - No, she can't.

Let's open some champagne

because I've been nominated for the AVN Awards, Best Actor!

- What's that? - The Oscars, but for porn.

What?

Congratulations, Nacho! That's great!

Congratulations.

What's wrong with her?

She wasn't nominated.

What are those awards?

They're the Oscars, Mom.

But for the kind of movies I make. Can you believe it?

- The Oscars? - Well, more or less, Mom.

But that's huge, isn't it?

Tell me about it. And as Best Actor. It's fucking great!

Nacho, watch your mouth.

Freaking, freaking great! Tell Dad!

I will.

By the way, how is he?

He's great.

He's in good spirits today. He went to get the paper and some bread.

Really? That's amazing, Mom. I came here a little worried.

But I'm glad.

Don't worry about us and enjoy. Take care of Nacho.

And call me more often.

I love you, Mom! Tell Dad that, as soon as I get the award,

I'll take it home for you!

- Thank you, son. - Love you, Mom. Talk to you soon.

- Bye! - Bye!

Bye, honey.

Why didn't you tell them the truth?

Inma, you must tell them.

Nacho's going to get an award and I didn't want to upset him.

I love you!

I'm going to fuck you all!

Come on, let's toast.

Here's to this fucker, who's going to win and put us Spaniards on the fucking map!

Don't be so sure, man. Tom Bristow is the favorite.

- Fuck that. - You are far better, everyone knows that.

- You're the fucking boss. - Come on!

To my brother, who's going to win.

Here we are!

Let the party begin!

Nacho, Nacho.

That's Gallagher. He's the fucking boss.

- Should we say hello? - We have to work with him at all costs.

The fucking boss. The cream of the crop.

Work with him and you'll make it big.

She's nominated for Best Actress.

Why didn't anyone tell me?

Don't tell me you only read your nomination.

Let's go.

Come on, man.

In my last film, I managed to triple the investment I made.

Triple?

We have to get into production, that's where the money is.

Are you okay?

I'm nervous.

Nervous? You've already taken on the world.

But I want the world to take on my cock.

And they will.

Hey... Forget it, man. Don't worry.

It will be yours next year.

Nacho, where are you going?

Leave him.

- Where is he going? - He must be upset.

Congratulations on your nomination.

You should've won the award. You're the man of the moment.

I've been following your work.

Have you?

Well don't.

You don't have to kiss my ass now.

You don't need to pretend with me.

- Nacho, I'm not-- - No, no, no.

You said you didn't want children.

You didn't want them ever. Remember?

You're a liar.

- Nacho-- - You deserve the award.

You're a fucking great actress.

We had no future together.

Neither with

nor without children.

Fuck you.

Let's go.

- Nacho. - Fuck this!

- Are you okay? - No!

Nacho, calm down.

Hey, where's Sophie?

No idea. I haven't seen her.

This is for her.

I'm going to take a piss.

Fucking Yankees. They have no idea about porn.

No, no, no!

Son of a bitch!

You piece of shit!

I pour my heart out to you, and you fuck my wife?

I'm sorry, Toni.

You were my friend, man.

You're both dead to me. Dead to me!

Toni!

Toni!

Toni, wait! Please!

Toni, wait. Toni! Please!

Don't touch me.

Toni!

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SERIES.

Subtitle translation by Jonathan Hemming