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ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE

What a taming lesson. That's right!

I'd like to talk with you.

Mom, can I explain?

There's nothing to explain. I saw it with my own eyes.

Would you like to be an actor?

I already offered someone the main role, but after what I saw...

- What are you doing? - Are you insane?

It's over! The one that lasts longer in front of the camera, he'll be the star.

Action!

Technically, it's a tie.

- You'll be this partner. - What?

Nacho, you are Johnny.

He's in business with that Yugoslav.

- How could you bring them here? You nuts? - Fuck, I'm sorry. They tricked me.

This is also your fault! Get the hell out of here, Nacho! Leave!

Nacho's car has been found destroyed on the road.

- Dad! - Enrique!

I've never feared death.

My death, that is.

Other people's death

is fucked up indeed.

Suddenly you become aware of the fucking rules of the game

and how much you're going to miss them.

You become aware of all the times you fucked with them

and the few times you told them you loved them.

That's why I've always lived on the edge.

As if every moment were my last.

Because if I didn't...

My son!

...It would be like being one of the living dead.

Squeeze out every day, every hour, every minute.

I left him alone. I left him alone man.

That's one of the few pieces of advice I can give about life.

And you know this lesson-learning thing

took me a little longer than the rest.

Nacho, I thought it was you who died.

I want you to stay away from that drug shit.

Dad...

I want to be a porn star.

Then show me you'll be the best.

I will.

THE PRICE OF BEING THE BEST

Five steps, Jimmy.

Whoever shoots first...

Gets to own Pussytown.

Cut!

Pardon me for asking.

Is the failure that bad?

You see, ma'am, it's almost as big as mine.

- You are under arrest. - Oh no!

And now, how do I pay for it all?

We know the secret of Greek yogurt.

White, creamy,

And tasty.

- There's anal, babe. - Not anal, sweetie.

Another one.

Read her her rights.

I think this case is not closed yet.

Do I say my line this way or this way?

Too much smoke!

Same timing?

You're gonna say action or what?

- I didn't like this one. - Cut!

I'll do it again.

Action!

Take that!

He's lost it. Ponce.

- Nacho's lost his mind. - Cut.

I'm going to be the best.

Nacho! To the set. Rolling in five!

No to porn! No to porn!

SIX MONTHS LATER

BARCELONA INTERNATIONAL EROTIC FILM FESTIVAL

- So cool. - Three whole days.

- This is gonna be... - Huge, man.

- What a setup. - This is its third year, dude.

While you jerked off in high school, I was already here working my dick off.

I've always had them made for me, asshole.

- He's so smug. - This is a sex theme park.

And I'm the roller coaster.

You're a nobody without Johnny by your side.

What the fuck?

Come on in.

Well, this is it.

It's awesome.

This is industry, Nachete.

How do Yankees do it?

With money man, as with everything else in life.

And with lots of talent. Like mine.

- When it comes to dicks-- - There's mine.

- Bastards. - Look, Nacho.

We'll be here soon.

I've been talking with the owner of IFG.

They want to become the largest Spanish porn production company.

Does that mean more money for the next movie?

- The Cockstronaut. - Singular or plural?

- Are you serious? - I am.

What's that about? Are we gonna fuck in a space suit?

Toni, it's about fucking in zero gravity.

Let's open the doors. It's time.

Not a bad idea.

Will there be one or two cockstronauts?

Father!

No porn!

RESPECT FAMILIES

Hey, love. I need to talk to Ponce already.

- I want to make movies, too! - Just see how long it will take me.

Toni!

Wow! Tiger!

- How are you, Tiger? - Like a 14-year-old. Look.

- Wow! - Good as new.

- Look who's here. - Tiger!

We missed you so much!

How are you?

Good evening, everyone.

And welcome to this new edition of the Barcelona

International Erotic Film Festival.

Allow me to start today

with an outstanding woman.

I give you

Cicciolina!

Good evening, Barcelona.

I don't know about you,

but I, I came to make love!

Take these, guys. For the VIP party. Do not lose them!

I don't want to have to watch you all the time like a schoolteacher.

Guys, you're not gonna believe it.

- He's here! - Who's here?

- The fucking boss! - What's the matter?

The fucking Rocco Siffredi is here!

- Let me through, please. - Please.

Well, thank you. Thank you.

- Rocco! - Ponce.

- Hi. - My friend.

How are you? Good?

- Here, María. - María.

- Rocco, how lovely. - The most beautiful woman in Spain.

Your assistant told us you couldn't come.

That's true, but I watched your film

and I had to come, or I'd miss out

on the latest sensation.

Right?

Excuse me.

- Rocco, it's a pleasure having you... - Hi.

Nacho. Nacho Vidal, right?

Bravo.

Bravo.

Ponce, my friend.

Tell me a little bit about him.

What do you wanna know?

I don't know... Where did you find him?

Truth is...

I discovered Nacho in my club.

The guy did an audition

like I've never seen before.

Brava. Brava.

Juani has a keen eye.

Yeah, a keen eye.

You don't know what he's like. He's so powerful. Amazing.

Believe me, I fucked him.

Tell me,

does he last the entire shoot?

Of course.

- Really? - Pure adrenaline.

Pure passion.

Pure passion.

Congratulations.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Did he say anything else?

That we would talk here.

Rocco, listen.

What's wrong?

You're not thinking of giving the Evil Angel project to this Spaniard.

- Of course I am. - Fuck, man!

I already talked with Kadir Safar about it.

He's more experienced, he's international. I don't know this guy!

Angelo, don't be a dick tonight.

- You always play safe. - I'm just rational.

Rational.

You know?

The rational option doesn't make me hard.

It doesn't turn me on.

Excuse me.

- What's up, Father? - Toni.

Spaniard.

I like you.

I want to see you live.

Tomorrow, 12 pm. In my suite.

OK. OK.

You'll audition for me.

The European industry is waiting for new talent.

And you?

If you're with him,

you'll be good for sure.

For sure.

See you both tomorrow. OK?

Good night.

- Bye. - Bye!

- A fucking audition! - The shit!

I'm gonna wow him!

You have an obligation to me.

If he wants to see your dick, he should go to the Baghdad.

- Father... - Fuck.

- ...we wanna build an industry. - Yes.

Rocco is industry. There's nothing wrong with tomorrow's audition.

- I'm sure he can teach us lots of things. - Don't worry.

- We won't let you down. - No.

- You're going with him? - He wants to see me too.

He's a businessman.

Yeah, I know, but we're family.

It's like meeting a god in person.

I have nothing more to say.

Congratulations on all this. You've achieved something...

Incredible. Really.

Keep me updated.

What the fuck is this?

Looks like an audition.

Shit.

Hey!

- His name's Angelo. - Angelo!

Give me a couple of days to see what I can do. Don't worry.

Yes, don't worry. I'll talk to him. OK, bye.

What's this?

You thought you were going to be the only ones?

Come with me.

Guys audition with Rocco, and girls audition with me. OK?

We're not auditioning together?

I make the rules here, if you don't mind.

OK?

Guys will be with Jenny. Jenny... You'll see.

Girls will be with Marcus, he's a...

how to say it...

a powerful actor.

- Follow me. - Where is she going?

I'll take her downstairs with me.

Good luck.

Break a leg.

- See you later. - Come on.

I'll be fine.

Nacho...

this is Jenny Stanley,

the most perverted girl on the planet.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah.

You're gonna love it.

Actually, I don't need you to audition.

It's a matter of style.

- I want to see your reaction. - What do you mean?

The movies I produce,

my style is different from Ponce's.

Yeah?

I define it as...

Stick out your tongue.

Look. As pornographic...

I define it as pornographic neorealism.

Have you seen any of my movies?

- All of them. - All of them? Really?

Then you already know that I try to bring out

the truth in sex.

And all of a sudden, all its harshness

becomes something beautiful.

Really beautiful.

Understand, Nacho?

I want you to approach every scene as a sexual journey

with another person.

Forget about the camera

and love the woman to the core.

That's the most important of it all.

If there's no connection...

Without connection, there's nothing.

I always love the woman, Rocco.

Always, you say.

I want you to love her without limits.

Look at her.

Look how beautiful she is.

Tell me.

You think you can do it?

Go.

Show me the devil you have inside.

Huh?

Let me see your devil, Nacho.

Jenny.

My love.

Show him the way.

Come on, Nacho.

Yeah.

She says I'm better, Nacho.

She says I'm better. Come on.

And... action. Come, Marcus.

My Viking.

Approach the maid.

That's it.

So gorgeous.

Look how innocent she looks.

Take her shirt off. Look at her tits.

That's it.

Now grab her neck.

Like that.

Humiliate her. Spit on her...

...face.

- Hey! - Oh!

Relax, OK? Relax.

It's all consensual and it's been signed.

Stay still. Don't screw with my shoot.

You, stand up.

Turn around. Turn around.

You're cute, but your tits are small.

If you had surgery, you would work more. You understand?

OK, Estrellita?

Come on. On the bed.

Let's do it again. Come on.

Put the pantyhose on.

Let's try with the pantyhose, OK? Let's go.

Now, start fucking her.

That's it. Very good, keep going.

Estrellita, show me how much you like it.

Do you want to be the best?

Do you really want to?

Huh?

Continue. You're not in pain.

Wait a sec.

Hello? Yes, wait a moment. Tell me.

We're done, right?

We're not shooting anymore.

Stop! I want to stop!

Leave the girl alone! There's no camera!

Fuck! Stop! There's no camera.

Hey, stop!

- Calm down. What's wrong? - He was forcing her.

Calm down.

- What's wrong? - She cried out for you to stop!

What happened?

How are we gonna shoot without a boner?

It's the job. Strictly work here.

- She didn't want to do it anymore. - Calm down, relax.

If you don't like our rules, if you won't agree to them,

there are many girls who will.

- Screw you! - OK, then leave.

Get the hell out of here.

What a fucking diva. Bitch. Where's the girl?

Where is she?

Are you OK?

- You sure? - Thanks.

- Let's talk. - I don't want to.

My family doesn't know I'm here.

So what? Have you seen what he's done?

Come.

Mind your own fucking business.

That son of a bitch was abusing her!

I will never stand for abuse. Never.

That would be the last straw.

Everything has its limits. Who sets the limits here? You?

Limits?

Not me.

The limits are set by them, both male and female.

Everything is in the contract.

What is and isn't allowed.

Slapping, punching,

anal, oral, scratching, spitting,

hair-pulling.

All games allowed

are negotiated and written down.

But it seems like you came here

for soft sex.

Huh?

- We're not into fairy tales. - Don't touch me.

I am no prude.

I've fucked hundreds of men in many different ways and also have live sex.

But I don't like this.

- I don't like you. - Really.

Nor any of this.

I want to have the right to say no. Despite my contract.

What if I don't feel well during a shoot?

Or I don't feel comfortable with roughness?

Am I allowed to say no then? Despite my contract?

I have never had the case scenario you are bringing up.

People here know what the deal is.

Like that, women have no word on the matter,

and with a signed contract, we can not prove nor report an abuse.

Those contracts only protect you guys, not us.

Okay, okay. Right. I respect your point of view.

- Sure. - Understand?

Maybe this is not your place.

No. No.

Exactly. What about you?

Is this your place?

Give me a sec.

Sarita, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

- Wait. - Leave me alone.

- Sara. - What? I'm not coming back there!

The one who pushed me into this was you.

- Me? - OK?

The one who told me I should be a star with this dick I have

was you.

And now that I'm about to get it, that I'm almost touching it, what?

You don't want me to succeed.

Is that it?

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

I do not believe it.

I just want to be the best.

I want to be the best, and he can help me.

He can help us both.

Come with me.

Sara, come with me.

Come.

Girl, he's fucking Rocco Siffredi.

Pass me my sport shoes.

I got something for you.

I could go as your personal assistant, right?

In this family, you have to leave if you want to be loved.

- Come here, prude! - Gross, you smell disgustingly like sex.

- Yummy, right? - You are such a pig, man!

Here, Nacho. I got it for you yesterday, at Manoli's.

- She gave me a discount, 100% wool. - Let me see...

That is completely useless. He always goes naked.

- Right... - Don't listen to her. Thanks, Mom.

I've heard it's quite cold in Hungary.

What? You are going to Hungary, right?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, that look on your face confuses me.

I know this is difficult.

No, not at all.

Call me when you get there.

And stay out of trouble.

Wrap up well. Put your sweater on.

Everything's under control, Mom.

Dad.

ENRIQUE JORDÁ RECIEVES "BUSINESSMAN OF THE YEAR" AWARD

I won't let you down.

I hope so.

- Aren't you leaving? Get out of here. - You're too much.

I love you.

Time to shine.

He could work as a clown if it weren't for his gigantic dick.

I wanted to be a human cannonball, but my dick doesn't fit inside the cannon.

- What a prick. - My people!

Nice and big.

I've come to say goodbye.

OK.

I see it was a mistake.

Kid, come here.

Give me a kiss.

Sweetie.

Break a leg.

- Congratulations, man! - Give me a hug.

Enjoy Hungary. It's beautiful.

- It's not that beautiful. - Enough!

I say it for his sake, I'm just preparing him.

Fucking dwarf.

Toni is right.

Father!

Father.

I think we should settle this.

Settle what?

Why the hell did you come here?

Do you want my blessing? OK, all yours.

- Not like that. - Not like that? The fuck?

My thoughts exactly!

I gave my word to IFG.

We had a fucking verbal agreement.

What about our industry?

- Weren't you going to make it grow? - Of course I will.

- Yeah, sure. - I'm gonna make it huge.

But first I have to go abroad and come back as a star.

- Count me out. - Don't fuck with me.

Be careful. They won't treat you like we do here.

Blood, sweat, and semen.

Good title. Very good indeed.

Chickbutt!

Aren't you gonna say goodbye?

I thought you didn't want to say goodbye to me.

- I've been calling you. - I know.

It'll be really weird without you.

Don't worry. You'll forget about me pretty soon.

Never.

Nacho Vidal eats the world.

You think there's room for anyone else?

You're not talking to Nacho Vidal,

you're talking to Ignacio Jordá.

OK?

You hurt me the other day.

I know.

I'm sorry.

Fuck, Sara.

- You drive me crazy. - Forget about a farewell fuck.

Why a farewell?

I don't want this to end.

Everything's gonna be alright, you'll see.

It's gonna be an amazing adventure.

But take care of yourself.

- Because I won't be nagging you anymore. - Why not?

That bunch of bottom feeders is my family now.

And I want to be here.

I love you.

You're the woman of my life, even though you don't believe me.

I love you too.

Marry me.

- Fuck you. - Marry me.

- Fuck you, Nacho. - Marry me. Come on.

This is Barcelona.

Not the US, but I'd jump into the car and drive all the way to Las Vegas.

This sucks! What am I gonna do with this?

Kiss me.

Welcome to Budapest.

Your mom's sweater came in handy.

Rocco, the Spanish mom is the best.

- What about the Italian mom? - Not a chance.

Long live Mama.

- Mom I'm so happy - So happy

Because I'm coming back to you

My song tells you

This is the best day for me

Mom, I'm so happy

Why live so far away?

Mom!

Now you'll meet some very special people for me.

Hi, honey!

Hi!

Nacho, come.

Hey! Hi, how are you?

Nacho, this is Rosa, my wife.

- Nice to meet you. - Welcome.

And this little guy here...

is Lorenzo.

He's so handsome.

- Rosa, hi. - Hi!

Are you staying for dinner?

No. I just came to pick up my clothes for the party.

- Are you going to town? - Yes.

- Give me a minute. - Thanks.

I'll come with you.

Come on.

Let's go for a walk.

Do you want to have kids?

Of course I do.

And the fancy car, the fancy house, making a living with my job,

having my own family...

that is my dream.

Man, you just want all that I own, uh?

Except for the dick. I like mine better.

Rocco, everything is ready.

Here you go.

Rocco! Rocco!

How are you?

I love you. Bye, bye.

Hi, bull.

Welcome to Budapest.

Jenny.

Hi, love.

You speak Spanish?

What did she say?

You're among the greatest, so you should learn English.

Bye, Jenny. See you.

Come with me, Nacho.

Who's that girl?

Bellísima

An international porn star.

National Geographic's shooting a documentary...

Well, shall we talk business?

How many girls do you think there are?

Seventy, 80.

A hundred?

One hundred and one.

And you'll have to make love to them in our next movie.

I like the new guy.

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Subtitle translation by: Ron Sawyer