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This is going to blow your mind. I have never seen a thing like that in my life.

We are going to be swimming in money thanks to this.

Relax, Nacho.

You can't get it up even with a crane.

- What's wrong with you? - You made me believe I was special.

Fuck you.

Believe in yourself. Otherwise, you'll fail night after night.

Joan Manuel is an investor partner for the movie.

Each of us contributes what we can: the dough, the ideas, and the cock.

To the dough I'm gonna have.

I want to fuck you in front of an entire stadium so that you trust me again.

Show me that you are ready.

You want some dick?

- I'm glad to see you. - We want a second chance.

See you tomorrow at 8 p.m., Bagdad Club.

Sara Bernat and Nacho Vidal.

To the new pornstar.

Feeling like a hero.

Untouchable.

Invincible.

Make the audience worship me.

That's what I'd dream.

I dreamed about earning their respect,

and women's desire.

I wanted a privileged place in my new family.

I always had the feeling I was a loser in my real family.

But I never gave up.

The blows that hurt the most are not the ones dealt with a fist.

You can always recover from those blows.

What a taming lesson. That's right!

The blows that hurt are the other ones.

The ones that go straight to your heart.

Nacho! I'd like to talk with you.

I'll be right back. Just give me a minute.

He's a real champ.

Who's willing to give up a mother's love?

Even though it's not perfect.

Handsome!

I wasn't willing to.

THE MOST PAINFUL BLOWS

Hey, beautiful! Did I tell you about my new show?

I know it seems so complex, but it's not.

If we compensate the weights,

Tiger, I said no and that's it.

Juani, everything's under control, it's just physics.

- Balance and weight compensation. - What are you talking about?

Juani, trust me. I'm a physicist.

And now, here's a field test. Look.

If we compensate the weights,

it doesn't break.

- We have to compensate. - You want to end up in the hospital.

A new show, Juani. Reinvent yourself or die.

- Lady, don't laugh! Say something! - I already told him what I think.

Am I really the only one who's for this?

Juani, how long have we been working together?

Very long. What I'm asking is that you believe in me just once.

Just one night. Leave it in my hands one night, please.

- Not just in your hands. - Shut up.

Look, do whatever you want, honey.

If you can't work anymore after, go to university with your physics students.

We'll see if you can live on that salary.

That's why you wear a mask.

- So your students won't recognize you. - No, because I'm ugly, you smart-ass.

That too.

What do I have to do, Juani?

- What do I have to do so you agree? - You're so annoying. So annoying!

Have you heard that fools rush in where angels fear to tread?

You believe this guy? Unbelievable.

She said yes, right?

The stars of the moment. Come on in, please.

We brought white wine.

That's amazing. Juani said you might not make it.

Hey, Ponce, honey!

I can only say you made me so, so horny.

I can attest to that.

We had some memorable sex when we got home.

Yeah. José Marí, come on. Stop showing off and be a good host.

Take Nacho to your lair, I'm sure he'll love it.

You come with me, let's open that bottle.

Want some?

Come with me.

You have a fucking awesome house, man.

I always dreamed about having a movie theater at home.

- And I got it. - No fucking way.

How many movies do you have in there?

There are never enough. That's the porn shelf.

Rocco Siffredi is porn number one.

If we're talking about gonzo porn, Stagliano and him are the best.

Gonzo porn?

In gonzo porn, the director tries to make the viewer

feel as if they're part of the action.

Like in journalism.

Gonzo journalism.

You know what I'm talking about?

Yes, more or less.

In porn, you can find different styles.

As many styles as genres in regular cinema.

But you'll find out if you're interested, of course.

I really dig cinema.

The most important part in a movie

is to tell a story.

It's not an easy thing to do. You don't always get it right.

If you want to make a movie but you have no story to tell,

you're better off not wasting your time.

Would you like to be an actor?

I'm planning my next movie.

It's a tribute to the quinqui genre from the '80s.

I already offered someone the main role,

but after what I saw...

you're the perfect candidate.

Do you really mean it?

Nacho, you have everything that is needed.

You have the gaze, the smile.

The biggest cock I've seen in the last few years.

What do you say?

Would you like to be Johnny?

"The Spanish Hulk Hogan," is what the British would call me.

I'd wear a pair of boxing gloves

and nothing else on top.

How is it going?

I'm telling her my adventures from when I was young.

I can see that.

- You want to walk with me? - Sure, honey.

I'll be right back, OK?

OK.

Don't go! The best part of the story starts now!

Listen, we'll have an introduction first.

Let the party begin now that Toni is here!

Hey, Toni! What's up, man?

- You know Juani said yes? - What do I care, man?

- You're so annoying, let's go. - Daddy!

Did you miss me or what?

Toni!

Here we go.

- What is it? - I'll tell you outside.

Helen, honey,

I told you, stop drinking agua de Valencia cocktails and start with the water.

- Sit down here. - Nacho, what is it?

I'll tell you.

What is it?

- The director... - Yeah.

He wants me to star in his next movie.

You fucker, I thought something was wrong! Nacho!

This is amazing!

- What? - I accepted.

- Yes. - And now I'm hesitating.

What are you saying?

- You know about my mom and Bagdad Club. - Yes.

You know how mad she got. How can I tell her, "Listen, Mom,

I'm going to make porn"?

You think my Mom supported me when I became a hooker?

Nacho, you can't miss this opportunity.

With what you've got down there,

you can be a star.

You couldn't do the part.

- Motherfucker! - Toni, wait.

- What's up? - Hey, Toni!

- Are you insane? - Don't touch me or I'll break you.

- You dumbass! - Careful!

- Let's talk about the project. - Stay there.

- Chill. - Let's talk about fucking Johnny.

Wait up, I don't even know if I'm going to do that movie.

What?

He doesn't know if he's going to do it?

You offer him the role and he doesn't have the balls to accept?

- Take him away. - Well fucking done, man!

You're a fucking wimp baby.

Now I'm gonna make the movie because I fucking want to.

- Please, shut up. - You'll fucking have to earn it, asshole.

This is not like going hard in the club. You have to be hard as a rock for hours.

Explain that to him! He has no fucking idea what this is about.

- What's wrong with you? You asshole! - Toni, enough!

- Let him come. - Calm down!

I'm not fucking calming down. Let him prove he has what it takes.

You've been here for a week, you clown!

- You're so tacky! - Shut up!

You're in my fucking house. It's over!

Let's see, you cocky guys. Come here, Toni.

Come here.

Now listen to me, you're going to train for a week.

And then, I'm going to test you.

Fucking awesome.

No sex for seven days. I don't want cocks, I want fountains.

You'll have to be fitter than ever in your whole fucking lives.

The one that is hard for a longer time in front of the camera, he'll be the star.

Is that clear?

Is that clear?

- Let's go. - Well, then.

- You're gonna lose, you asshole! - Let's go.

Let the challenge begin.

- I'm Johnny. I'm Johnny. - I'm Johnny. I'm Johnny.

I'm Johnny.

INTRODUCTION TO TANTRIC SEX

Help me, please.

Nacho, wait! It's me! Please.

- Arnau, what happened to you? - I'll tell you.

Help me.

- Come here. - Thank you.

Okay.

Lean on me.

Sara, ice!

What happened?

- Bring ice, honey. - Careful! Careful.

Come on.

Who the fuck did that to you?

It was Samuel, Nacho.

He's in business with that fucking Yugoslav.

- What? - Yeah, man.

Those guys bring the dope from the Balkans and sell it at a bargain price.

And the fucking moron is doing business with them.

I swear I tried to help him.

I think he's stealing all my fucking customers.

I'm fucked, Nacho! They're coming to get me!

So, you're happy now, huh? Now you've proved who's strongest.

- Sara-- - Don't "Sara" me!

You can't work things out with a beating.

Right, Arnau?

That's enough.

Nacho, I don't wanna cause you any trouble.

It's no trouble. Come.

- Let's get you into the bathroom. - Okay.

Up.

Fuck.

Okay, slowly, Nacho, please.

Please.

- You went overboard, huh? - So?

Did you see his face?

- I can't kick him to the curb-- - Nacho, drugs always spell trouble!

I want him out of here! I don't wanna be involved!

Where is he gonna go? Have you seen the state he's in?

Sara, he can barely walk.

Nacho, you have any idea how hard I've worked to get all this?

I am a hooker.

Do you think it's been easy to find a home and have the neighbors respect me?

It hasn't.

That's why I won't be involved in this score-settling.

Sure, you're right.

I used to be involved in all that shit too.

Do you know who helped me out?

A couple of days, just a couple of days and he'll be gone. I swear.

You're alone in this, Nacho.

You better think about what you really want.

Arnau, I'll be right back!

OK, thank you!

Here, put this under your tongue.

That's right.

That's your sister.

Hi.

- Mom, let me explain. Last night-- - No!

Shut it! Shut it.

Mom!

- I don't want to know anything. - Mom.

I don't wanna know anything about you. You don't live here anymore.

- Can I explain? - There's nothing to explain.

I saw it with my own eyes.

You know how badly upsetting this would be for your father?

- If he finds out, he'll die. - Inma.

You know you left the door open?

What if someone gets in?

Well, look who's here.

Take this, help me out.

Hello, Inma, honey.

God, that looks so good.

Give me a hug, stranger.

What a godson.

I'm still waiting for you to visit me in the country house.

- I've been busy. - You're always busy!

Let me see you.

You're more handsome every day, you rascal.

Inma. You have to change that washing machine now.

- You could use the money I-- - No way.

Are you staying for lunch?

I've got plans, I've got plans.

No way! You're staying to have lunch with your aunt.

These are the tomatoes from my garden that you like so much.

Eat them up. These are the last ones.

How are the horses?

I'm in the middle of a stud orgy.

I just bought a thoroughbred with such a good bearing.

Everyone is calling me for it to mount their mares.

You'll make a killing, then.

Money is not everything in life.

Of course it's not everything in life.

But it would be a sin not to take advantage of the gifts of life.

Don't you think?

If you could see that horse, you'd see that is its purpose in life.

Let me. I'm going to talk to her.

It's always the same.

Inma, what's wrong?

I'm having a hard time at the moment.

- Your brother is worse every day. - I know you saw Nacho last night.

I know accepting a thing like that can't be easy, but--

There's no but, Olga.

There's no but.

Have you seen Enrique's condition?

Enrique's illness has nothing to do with this.

I spent my whole life

trying to guide him.

I feel frustrated.

I feel incapable.

Inma, Nacho is a wild animal.

This has nothing to do with you.

But this is my house and he should respect me.

I don't want to talk anymore, I don't want to know anything else!

Can I come in?

She's been crying all night long.

- What? - Your mom.

Coté called me and asked me to come and talk to her.

Coté?

Your mom poured her heart out to her when she came back from the Bagdad Club.

So now you fuck in front of an audience.

Nacho, I'm not here to talk you out of it.

You're free to decide how you want to live your life,

but so are they.

There are things a mother can't accept.

How could I have known she would show up there?

This is a small place. Sex business is not like any other.

- It's not accepted. - Accepted? No shit.

I don't hit anybody, I don't steal. I'm not hurting anyone.

Plus, I'm good at it and I get so much cash.

They don't trust me.

I know we could live like we used to, but I have to be the head here, not Dad.

You're so much like him, you know?

He doesn't think so.

He's sick.

When he talks, it's just a state of euphoria.

But you shouldn't take it seriously.

It hurts the same.

You've been muddling through for long.

Your mom needs to take it in.

Give her some time.

Leave for a few days.

If you're still sure you want to do that, you can come back and talk to them.

That would be the right time to ask them to trust you.

Let's go, baby.

Asshole.

The game starts.

- Hey, what's up? - Hi, Toni.

Angels.

- Hey, where are you going? - To the rehearsal.

Very well. Careful with all the cables.

The hottest stars right now! Nacho. Sara.

- Hi! - I'd like you to do a rehearsal too.

- Me? - After what I saw, I'd be a fool not to.

- Sure! - Okay, come with me.

- Remember the light of number 12, Gael. - All right.

- Hey! - Lady!

- What are you doing here? - We all do our bit, we're a family.

Bell pepper, leopard, or slip for Possible Johnny 1?

- This one. Do we have something for Sara? - Fine.

- In wardrobe. - You go with her.

- Come with me. - Nervous?

- Well, a little? - Do you know your part?

- Wanna hear it? - No. You've been working out? And sex?

If I don't empty them today, my balls are gonna burst!

Come this way.

Toni, can I rehearse with you so Ponce will notice me?

- Not today, Sophie. - It's never a good time.

Hey.

You get off on competition, huh?

I get off on winning.

Coffee?

You look divine. Very good.

Can I get a diffuser right there, please?

María, can you move a little to your right? There!

Right there, perfect. And can you spread your legs?

Like this?

A little bit more.

That's it. Are we ready?

You can get changed right here, and we'll start as soon as you're ready.

OK?

Am I supposed to fuck your wife?

You're fucking the Marquise of Punani.

This is the movies, remember? No one here is who they really are.

OK.

Then Sara?

Are we ready?

Ready. But here I can only fuck the cinematographer.

You can blow the cinematographer.

Here she is, the skank straight outta the street.

- Sara? - Sara?

Toni? Is this a joke?

It must be a joke.

If you're performers, you must play by the rules.

You're not Sara, you're Street Skank 3.

And you're not Toni, you're Possible Johnny 2.

- What about me? - Today you're not.

Why am I number 2?

Prove to me you want your part. All right?

Only one can be the star of the film.

The one who takes longer to cum. And Sophie...

Can you pour me a whiskey, darling?

- You ready to fuck? - We ready?

- Set. - Rolling.

- Action! - Action!

Marquise...

Come on, Nacho, that's it, you rascal, that's good.

Look at the camera.

That's it.

Zoom in on him. I want to see his face.

Good.

I like it. That's amazing.

That's good, Sara.

You're doing great. Perfect.

Come on, Toni. You're loving it. Show me you enjoy it.

Good, Sara. Move up a little.

There, Toni. Strong.

I want more.

- Are you OK? - Come on, Nacho.

Let's see how you move that cock.

- It's OK. - Remember, you're fucking the Marquise.

Very good.

You're loving it, María.

That's it.

That's great, honey.

How long is this going to last?

We're gonna be here a long time.

Go upstairs and check on them.

These fuck machines don't take a break.

Do it harder.

Harder. That's it.

Moan like a bitch, you whore.

You call me that again, and I swear I'll kill you.

It's in the script, dammit.

Moan, Sara! Moan!

I must hang in there.

I'm gonna cum, goddammit.

What do these people eat?

Parsnip, zucchini, carrots, bananas, eggplant...

- Good. - Sounds good.

- That's it. - Make a call.

- Good. - Boss!

I'm running out of film.

- Damn. The phone is off the hook again. - No.

I can't believe they're not coming.

I just can't believe that Lady would let me down. It's unthinkable.

Come on, Juani, you're only worried about who's hosting.

I need moral support.

What you need, my dear, is to come to your senses.

In the end, I invariably end up dealing with all your messes. I never learn.

Didn't you want a new show? Go, then. You're gonna risk it all.

- Beautiful! - You're so hot!

That was great, girls.

Misu and Lamil, the most gracious in the house.

Evidently, you've noticed I'm not Lady.

Juani, you're gorgeous!

- You're a goddess! - Thank you.

Antoine, you flatterer, you never miss a show.

Excuse me if this introduction is shorter than usual,

but I'm not used to speaking in public and I don't enjoy it.

Well, we have a highlight tonight,

an amazing highlight, a great feat, a heroic act,

never before performed here, in the Bagdad Club.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

ready your senses because what you're about to see, believe it or not,

is completely real.

The power of sex as you've never seen it before.

Oh my God.

I present to you, Tigerman!

Tigerman! Tigerman!

I don't know why I let him do this.

- Juani, everything's gonna be alright. - Shut up.

I pray to the Virgin Mary that nothing happens to him.

He's gonna wreck his penis. He's gonna wreck his penis.

- I can't believe he's tying the bottle-- - Of course he is.

- Oh, no, I can't look. - I'll tell you what happens.

Oh my God! What's he done! Call an ambulance!

- My dick! - Make room!

- Tiger, hang in there! - I broke my dick!

Ramsés, call an ambulance, now!

It's terrible!

It looks like they're almost done.

- It's not entirely clear. - Yes.

His vein has not swollen yet.

That was impressive.

Technically, it's a tie.

My career should be considered, then. Nobody fucking knows about him.

Ponce, in your next film, I'll fuck his ass and get famous.

I'm gonna kick your ass, you dumbshit.

Hey, hey, that's enough.

Seriously, I won't have you behaving like children all day.

If you want to make porn with me, you must respect each other.

Understood?

There is going to be one protagonist,

but we're rewriting the script to give him a buddy.

That doesn't sound bad.

Toni...

- you'll be the buddy. - What?

- Nacho, you are Johnny. - How am I gonna be--

Hey! If I ever see anything like this happen again...

I'm talking to both of you.

...you'll be out on your asses.

Understood?

We're buddies, right?

Buddies.

- Come have a piece of this, Johnny. - You asked for it.

What the fuck?

Wait, Sara, wait.

Fuck. We must call the cops.

No, Nacho, please don't.

I told you! I knew he was trouble, Nacho.

- I'm sorry. Listen-- - What have you done, you moron?

- How could you bring them here? - I'm sorry.

- Are you nuts, dude? - They tricked me. I'm so sorry.

- Nacho, I am so sorry. - You son of a bitch.

Fucking...

Please, forgive me.

- Listen-- - Take the car and get outta here!

This is also your fault! Nacho, look at me! This is my home!

- Fucking shit... Don't... - Hey, honey...

- Get the hell out of here. Leave. - I've done nothing wrong.

- Fucking leave! Out! - I've done nothing wrong.

- No, I've done nothing wrong. - Get out, please!

- Move, goddammit! - I'm so sorry!

Hello?

Yes, that's me.

We'll be right there.

Who was that, Mom?

Nacho's car has been found crashed on a road.

What are you talking about? Is he alright?

I don't know, but it was the hospital.

Dad! Dad!

Dad, are you alright?

Enrique! Enrique!

Enrique, please, say something!

Enrique! Enrique!

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SERIES.

Subtitle translation by: Ron Sawyer