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ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE

- Come on, give me one. - Bastards!

I work all day like a dog to support this family.

Prove your worth and start working.

- What's your name? - My name is Sara.

I'm Nacho.

That's the chick you like?

- You leaving me here turned-on? - I told you that's the shit you take.

I won't leave here without screwing you.

You're good.

- Why're you a whore? - Why not?

It's my job, that's all. Pure show.

- What if you quit? - Why would I quit my job? I like it.

- Why are you here? - I'll pay twice as much if I can watch.

We were perfect. We're going to succeed. Excuse me, we have an audition.

Go on.

- What a huge dick! - Oh my goodness.

Egotism: an inflated sense of self-importance.

And who the fuck says that?

I know many of you won't believe me,

but I grew up in a family of true believers.

So, when we had difficulties, God was the answer.

And when we had something to be thankful for, He was, too.

Turning to myself rather than to someone else seemed more practical to me.

So, while my family went to church,

I found my own temple.

A place where I could be worshiped

with the same devotion a superior being is worshiped.

That's what I am in sex, damn it, a fucking master.

Well, I'm sorry, what were you saying about egotism?

Life has given me everything.

Sex, drugs.

A little bit more of sex using drugs.

More and more sex and drugs.

Sometimes, I even listen to some rock 'n' roll.

We live in a society that puts a label on everything.

No matter who you are, you must fit in their model.

You're either heads,

or tails.

You're either good,

or bad.

You're either admired,

or despised.

And if you're none of that,

you're screwed.

There are no nuances when you're judging someone.

- Hey, José. - Hi.

Especially if you're judging sex professionals.

It's funny they watch tons and tons of porn in secret after that.

Fucking double standards. Fucking genius.

TO BE A HERO, THAT IS THE QUESTION

Were you looking for me, Juani?

- It's your debut tonight. - That's right.

You're going to be nervous, you know that, right?

For sure.

Think of all the people who are going to be watching your every move.

Some of them will shout at you, others will laugh.

There's the light, the music.

And you'll be naked in front of all those people.

- I'm just going to have sex. - No, you're not going to have sex.

You're going to put on a show. The best show in this club ever.

And it's not one show, it's three per day, remember?

I always put on a show when I fuck.

Nacho, your dick is on a poster all over Barcelona thanks to me.

The Messiah.

So take this seriously.

Very well.

There will be very interesting people for your career in the audience tonight.

Go.

- If you say so. - Go and see Toni.

He's not so well-hung as you are,

but he's amazing on stage,

the audience loves him.

- Voilà! - Yeah, voilà.

I thought you weren't coming. Look, sit down here.

I didn't want to miss this young promise of yours.

This is going to blow your mind.

I have never seen a thing like that in my life. It starts now.

We are going to be swimming in money thanks to this.

Wait and see.

You're our rising star, man.

Make it good, man.

- How are things going here? - Very good.

- Good? You're on in five, OK? - I'm ready.

Let's just repeat what we did the other day!

Oh my God, it's crowded!

- People are going to be shocked. - With that dick... The Messiah!

It's not just me, it's Juani's poster.

You'll all believe in God after tonight.

Yeah, believe in God.

Let's hope so. Come on, then.

Well done, you two!

You tore me apart, you beast.

- It wasn't too bad. - Yeah, that's what you wish.

I'll be in the shower.

You sluts!

Are you ready?

Look at me on stage, OK?

So, this couple is...

Come on, let's go, you two. That's you.

Hey, boy! Yeah, you.

I can give you a ring to keep the dragon awake.

It's a ring that chokes the base of the penis

and blocks the blood to keep a longer and powerful erection.

Here's the physicist again.

Please welcome: Sara and Nacho!

Sara is more than enough, man.

This guy!

You have no idea what this is about.

You like that?

You're in over your head.

Good luck.

You're Toni, right?

Toni, stay for the show. You might learn something.

Little brat.

Calm down.

Calm down.

You're a queen! A goddess!

You can't get it up even with a crane.

Go home!

Bring in the dwarf and the fat girl!

Moron!

Nacho. Nacho!

Nacho!

Well done, boy.

Fuck. Nacho! Come on, calm down.

Nacho!

- Nacho, man! - What's wrong?

What are you doing? Hey!

Are you done? Listen.

Juani is worried, OK?

- How can you do this to me? - Everything's gonna be alright.

- You're going out again in an hour. - What?

Remember, three per day.

Come on, guys! Get your asses up, we're on.

What? What do you want? Come on up. You do it, come on up.

Fuck you, you asshole!

Get out!

- Nacho, will you stop? - Leave me the fuck alone!

Don't get upset, man. That happens to everyone.

That's bullshit, man. This is the law of the jungle

- and only the best survive. - Are you an idiot or what?

Are you dumb? Go.

Juani says you shouldn't go before talking to the press

or she'll have your balls.

- What's wrong with you? - I don't know what's wrong, I don't.

You're driving me crazy!

You're not with me. When you're on stage,

you're out, you're someplace else.

- No! I don't know what I'm doing here. - What do you mean?

I wish you never brought me here.

- What are you talking about? - You made me believe I was special.

You brought me here and I only see big cocks everywhere.

I didn't bring you because you have a big cock, but because I believe in you!

- But if you don't-- - I've been making a fool of myself

for a week in front of everyone in Barcelona!

That's live and people know that going soft--

I don't give a fuck what people know!

What about my pride? I'm here for you, I left my job for you!

OK? They're calling me a fag to my face night after night.

- Thanks to you! - Nacho, I think you're rushing things.

Don't worry, Juani. It's my fault.

I already learned this lesson.

You're leaving?

- It's been a pleasure. - Take this, honey.

So, now you're leaving? You're leaving, OK, then.

Fuck you, Nacho!

How can you do this to me, you shit? How can you do this to me?

So you didn't want to be here.

Of course, blaming others is so easy.

Blaming Sara, the audience, the lights, your cock.

Look, I've been in the business for a long time.

I can assure you the only one responsible for what is going on in here is you.

- Me? I'd like to see you up there. - On that stage, yes.

What do you know about me?

If you want to be someone in showbiz, you must know who you want to be up there.

Make up a character.

Live sex is much more than having a good wiener, and you do.

Of course you do! You need to prepare and be focused.

Have a good diet.

I'm sorry? I just got out of the army.

That's why I thought you wouldn't fail.

I have never seen in my life what I saw in your audition.

Believe in yourself. Otherwise, you'll fail night after night. Is that clear?

Here. This is for this week. Take it!

- Take it and count it. - No, no.

- Take it! - No.

It's a lot.

And you can earn so much more.

This is showbiz. OK?

You can't be Ignacio Jordá up there. That's what's making you freeze.

Think about it.

Now?

The club is just a formality. I'm all focused on movies.

I give them a hand here, but my fans need me.

The big screen needs me. That's a good headline!

- Good one. - Toni, the new star of celluloid.

I like that. Well...

- Got it? - Got it.

- That's it. - Thank you. Hit it hard.

- Juani? - Look who's here, The Messiah.

You coming to give the envelope back?

- Fuck, man. - What a night for this poor boy.

- Well, I'm leaving now. - OK.

- Good night. - Bye.

Nice one.

Going soft again and again and again.

I have never seen that in my whole fucking life.

- You want me to shut your mouth? - If you wanted to shut my mouth,

you should've gotten hard. That would've shut my mouth.

Success is not for everyone.

Maybe you can do something else.

Maybe butcher. Since you have all that meat...

I was leaving for my party.

My party with this one.

Hey, how are you?

Hey, see you later! Hi! How are you? All good?

Fuck, you were able to make it! Great.

Hi, how are you?

Hey, blonde.

- Hey, guys, let's toast. - OK.

To the dough I'm gonna have.

Yes, to arrogance, darling. You have plenty of that.

I bet you'd love to suck my cock like in an audition.

My gosh! You know what, darling?

You're not my type.

Sophie is the only one who can stand you.

Not even her!

She didn't come tonight.

- She's coming later, you sucker. - Yeah, right.

- I'm gonna talk with Mr. Director. - Bye!

The famous one.

I know I'm tooting my own horn here, but this is my best writing by far.

This is going to be a hit.

Sure, it will be a good bet.

Look at those pretty eyes...

Darling, I'm going to take our little friend out for some fresh air.

Of course.

Come on Carla, come with me sweetie.

Are you OK?

- Your name is Carla, right? - Yes.

- OK. - People call you Tillín.

- And you're an actress, too! - Yes, by chance, I must say.

Our country is all fucked up and what do we have left? Fucking.

Father!

- We were waiting for you to make a toast. - Come here. Let me introduce you.

- This is Joan Manuel Requena. - Toni Roca. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, too. - He's our investor partner for the movie.

Each of us contributes what we can: the dough, the ideas, and the cock.

Joan Manuel wants you to film a scene with a young woman.

- A young woman? - Yes.

I treat young women like real bitches, did you tell him?

She's my niece.

I love nieces. If she's a niece, she'll get a piece.

Is she his real niece?

I'll send you the last version of the script tomorrow.

Stop drinking.

Should we go outside?

Chlorine deteriorates the fat layer of skin,

and when bromine is in contact with water,

it prevents some smells, eliminates bacteria, and levels--

I'm so turned on.

- I don't know who my parents are. - Do you think of them when you're high?

If you don't think of them when you're on drugs,

why would you do it when you're being fucked up the ass?

- You're so cute! - And you're so beautiful.

You wanna fuck?

Good evening, Juani. How are you?

How am I? I left the keys inside.

I'm going to drink a lot, so don't give them back even if I ask.

As you wish.

Look at him, he's into it.

You've hit the jackpot, man.

- We thought you wouldn't come. - Juani, do you remember Joan?

- Nice to meet you. - He's my partner...

Hi, Mommy.

And you dare to call me Mommy. You shameless piece of shit.

- What are you doing? - Don't ever belittle the club again.

- I said nothing. - And the interview?

- Interview? - I treated you as my own.

I fed you, I've turned you all into stars, and this is how you repay me?

- No. Don't you have anything to say? - I'm shocked.

I'm sure, you must be fucking astonished.

Before the press, you should kiss the ground I walk on.

Then kiss the ground on which Ponce walks.

And then, kiss the ground my fucking mother walks on too.

- Live sex is second-rate entertainment. - I said nothing.

- Oh, nothing. - No.

You'd never be drinking toasts with these people if it wasn't for me!

- What would you do without me? You liar. - That's enough, come on.

- Why don't we go for a walk? - I could slap him again.

Can you believe him? I can't trust him for a single day.

It's just one problem after the other.

Hey, guys. Nothing happened here.

You carry on, I'm having another drink.

Cheers. The party must go on. That was nothing.

- She hit you hard. - It's nothing.

Come on. The party must go on.

Sara!

Sara!

Sara!

Sara, I want to talk to you!

What are you doing? Go home.

- Would you please let us fucking sleep? - Sara.

- I was an idiot. - And you still are, you asshole!

It's 2 a.m. for fuck's sake!

- Sara! - That's enough, I'm calling the police.

- Do you know where your neighbor Sara is? - No.

She doesn't love you. You're a moron.

Hey! You motherfucker.

Come down here, I'll rip your head off like a prawn.

You'll see.

- Fuck off. - Asshole.

Sara...

- Sara, can we talk? - Hey, man.

Man, you're blocking the view.

Go away.

Sara, please, can we talk?

- Sara. - What are you doing?

- Could you step down? - I'm sorry.

- Sara, I'm sorry. Could we talk? - Hey, you.

Man, hey. Go away, you're blocking the whore. Go away.

- What are you saying? - You idiot, you're blocking the whore.

- Treat my girl respectfully! - Hey, relax.

I'll take care of it.

Could you wait outside?

Come here. I'll tell you a story.

- You know you're a fucking asshole? - Yeah, I know.

I left home at 17 so that no one could treat me like shit.

- I didn't mean to-- - That's how you made me feel!

I won't have you make me pay for your failures, do you understand?

I won't-- Don't touch me!

I won't have you blame me for the decisions you make.

- I won't do it again. - I can't turn back time.

I'd do it if I could.

I promise it'll never happen again.

Alright?

Do you know I love you? I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I'm serious.

I want to give it another try, Sara.

Give me a second chance.

Let me prove to you that you weren't wrong about me.

Let me show you

that I can fuck like a tiger

in front of as many people as you want.

I'm not joking!

I want to fuck you in front of an entire stadium

until you trust me again.

Fuck.

What?

I've never heard such a charming declaration of love.

To fuck me in front of a stadium.

- Is that a yes? - No.

I missed you.

Forgive me.

Show me it's true.

Show me that you are ready.

Here?

Get me up.

Hey, boys!

That's how you eat pussy.

Hey, guys, look at that.

- Wow. - Look.

It's your moment, Nacho.

That's it, that's it.

You want some dick?

- You know how to do it. - Come on.

- Did you like it? - Yes.

Do you want more?

- Hi. - We're closed.

Lady.

Oh, my, what is this I'm seeing?

- We'd like to see Juani. - OK.

She'll be delighted.

I'll finish counting and I'll take you.

- Wow. - Welcome to Ponce's house, guys.

- Who? - Ponce.

Ponce is the most important producer and director of porn in this country.

Maybe you didn't notice, but he watched you every night.

- Hello, Lady. - Good morning, dear.

- Are they shooting? - An audition.

Ponce is completing the cast of his next film.

María, his wife, encouraged him to try some new cameras.

- That's cool. - Shut up, they're recording.

Moan louder, Toni.

Good, keep it up.

Good Toni, make her enjoy sucking it.

Go on, harder. Go on.

Yes.

Good. Toni, let her pull back, I can't see her eyes.

- Back? Like this? - Yes.

- Back, back. - Perfect.

Louder, moan louder.

- Good. - Yes, more.

- Your gaze. - Yes, yes, great.

- Yes, yes. - Your gaze, look up.

- No, here. This one. - Look at the camera.

Look up, please.

That's it. Look at the camera. Great.

I don't like the texture here.

This is what we're meant to do?

- Do you see it well, Ponce? - Yes.

Cut. That's it, guys.

- Thanks a lot. - The girl was fantastic.

- The girls is great. - Yeah, the girl is fantastic.

I didn't like these modern cameras.

- You're such a nuisance. - I love filming.

- This is shit. - It was shit?

No, I wasn't talking about you.

- You were great, Carla. - José Maria, relax, love.

More money and more cock. That's what you need, not cameras.

- There she goes again. - Don't take it badly. It's like my show.

People pay more if they see more.

Where are we going to find a big cock?

At least the cameras are a novelty and cheaper.

Juani.

- Look who's here. - Is he really going to try again?

He came back because he won't fail.

My, my, I'm glad to see you.

What's this couple doing here?

- They are here to see you. - Here I am.

- I thought about what you told me. - And?

I know I'm able to do it.

- Bravo. - We've been talking.

We want a second chance.

- See you tomorrow at 8 p.m., Bagdad Club. - Tomorrow?

- Is there a problem? - No, no, of course not.

- Thank you, Juani. - Juani, I'll make you rich.

Nacho, remember who you want to be up there.

See you tomorrow.

- Fuck, you're a nuisance. - Do you understand?

They seem friendly and then slit your throat.

We could be rich. It's a great opportunity.

I don't want to hear about Yugoslavians.

- What a loser. - Hey, you.

- Come on. - I didn't think he would come.

- This is Nacho, guys. - Fuck.

- What's up, man? - What's up?

Where were you, man? I thought you wouldn't come.

- We wanted to see you. - Hey.

- What's wrong with you? - We were here first.

I'm glad to see you. Finally, how are you?

What's up?

Let's talk. We'll be back soon.

Hey, are you alright? What's up?

- I'm sure that it can be solved. - Wait a moment.

- We haven't counted. - Finish it.

That's it. Do we take the car? Enough. See you tomorrow.

- Peace and love. - Here. We're closing for today. Bye.

I'm scared my mom will find out.

Are you serious?

You just have to fuck there... in front of people?

It's more difficult than you think.

You sons of bitches. What are you laughing at?

I'm shocked man. I'd be up for that as well.

You'd be up for it? You don't screw anyone.

Neither in front of people nor anywhere else.

If you're sure about it, that's it. Go on.

As for your mother, if you succeed, I'll bet she won't mind.

What? His old woman will have a heart attack, it's normal.

Hey, Nacho, listen.

Screwing rules. Don't listen to your mom, go for it.

- What about my name. - Change it, as all actors do.

- That way, your mother won't find out. - Which name?

I don't know.

I know, I know.

You can choose TNT Dynamite.

He's an idiot, he takes too many drugs.

- How can you think? - Quit smoking, man.

- I like it, I don't know why you laugh. - Wake up. Nacho.

Nacho. It would be weird for my first name to be different.

Nacho something else.

Yes, Nacho, Nacho.

Upon hearing it, it has to make it go "bang".

- It has to make it as hard as steel. - Then try a girl's name.

- Right? That's how mine goes hard. - Good one, Samu, yes.

He should have a girl's name to make people horny, right?

His cock is one meter long and his name is Samantha.

He should choose Samantha. Nacho Samantha.

- I'm going to have a piss, motherfuckers. - Nacho Samantha, right?

- That's cool. - Samantha's manta.

It's original, I think.

- Nacho's cock. - Do you like Samantha?

Nacho...

- Nacho and what else? - Maybe an animal. Dog.

- Nacho Shark. - Nacho Dolphin.

- Maybe... - Nacho Anaconda, there are many options.

Nacho Vidal.

Honestly, that sounds horrible.

See those smokestacks? Mine is thicker than those three together.

- You're right. - Nacho Vidal.

The banger.

Yes.

Here, son, I don't know if you need it.

Thanks. Put it in the wardrobe.

Nacho.

Nacho.

People talk about that girl you're with.

Oh, and what do they say?

They say she's a whore.

They can fuck off, Mom. Do you think I care what people say?

Everybody has always talked shit about me.

I could lose my job if they found out.

Take this, quit working.

Where did you get...?

Nacho, did you return to your old ways?

Don't worry about me and look at your hands.

Look at the state your hands are in.

Save that money and tell them you won't clean anymore.

You didn't say you started working.

No, because...

It was really sudden, you know?

Where do you work to earn this much?

What I do now is 100% legal, Mom.

Totally legal.

- Then tell me. - Come on.

You guys wanted me to settle down and get a job.

Now that I got one, that's wrong too. What do you want?

What the hell do you want?

- Come on. - Don't wait up for me.

Tell them to look for another cleaner.

Let's start, guys, it's heating up.

Nacho.

How are you?

Everything is gonna be alright, OK?

Will you be able to tame her, limp dick?

Leave it, Toni.

...the tiger.

And now, I ask you...

to please welcome:

Sara Bernat and Nacho Vidal.

Do you think he'll manage to do it?

Physically, he could.

But there's another factor, his mind.

That's more difficult.

Limp dick!

You can't get it up!

I can't give him any more opportunities.

Trust me, Ponce.

Trust me.

To the new pornstar.

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS SERIES.

Subtitle translation by: Ron Sawyer