Original subtitles

- Previously, on "Danger Force"...

- Ow!

- My niece and nephew

are in Danger Force?

- You two kidnapped a cop?

- Do your parents know what you kids do?

- They have no idea, ma'am.

- Well, how stupid can they be?

- Have you ever actually built a memory wiper before?

- Huh. I don't remember.

- Aah! - He didn't built you

a memory wiper-- he built you a truth ray.

- It's time these Danger Force kids tell the truth.

- My real name is M-- - My real name is C--

- My real name is B--

- So I guess this means...

- You're out of Danger Force!

- Wow. I really thought we were gonna get out of this.

- [groans]

- It's been 90 days,

and there's still no sign of Danger Force.

[static buzzes] - Disappeared without a trace.

[static buzzes] - Rumors of their demise.

[static buzzes] - Captain Man appeals

for calm amidst rioting.

[static buzzes] - Where did they go?

- What happened to Danger Force?

- What happened to Danger Force?

- What happened to Danger Force?

- Welcome to KEVL, music to do evil by.

KEVL, a subsidiary of iHateRadio.

[mellow music playing]

- The Cell survives.

- Long live the Cell.

- He is coming.

- Truly, he is coming.

- Number 20, have you hacked

into the Man's Nest Network yet?

- I'm sorry, Number One.

Their network has a quantum encryption,

but I will crack it.

- Hurry. Captain Man will gather them

to the Man's Nest soon, and when he does,

we will strike.

♪ ♪

- Are you sure he'll-- - Yes.

We have been tracking who Captain Man is tracking.

Have faith, Number 20.

He is coming.

- Truly, he is coming.

- The Cell survives.

- Long live the Cell.

- Another great song by the Sinister Quartet.

And speaking of quartets, Danger Force is still

nowhere to be seen, but Captain Man continues

to insist he has a great plan to get the team back together.

[epic music]

- [Southern accent] I say, I say, uh, from what I gather

from talking to the headmaster of SwAG--

who, by the way, is an absolute stud of a muffin, mm!

That handsome devil tells me

that your young'uns are quite gifted.

- Ray...

- Yes, I do believe that is

the brawny-built billy's name.

[clearing throat] Now, listen here.

I'd like to offer Mika, uh, Miles, Chapa,

and even little old Bosey a free education

at my live-in, dormitory-style,

overnight pre-college school for gifted teens.

- Ray, this is your third character this week.

- And none of us are buying what you're selling.

- [normally] Come on, Bose's mom was thinking about it.

- Oh, I wasn't thinking about anything.

- Goodbye, Ray.

- Uh, uh, c-can I talk to the dads, please?

Dads are stupid. They'll fall for anything,

like "golf is a sport."

- Their dads don't even know they were in Danger Force.

- Like I said, stupid.

- And they're gonna stay that way.

- We're hanging up now. - Hey, listen!

Your kids are superheroes, whether you like it or not,

and they're better off with me than they are on their own.

all: Goodbye, Ray.

- You know what? You three used to be cool.

I'm disappointed.

[frustrated grunting]

- Calm down, buddy!

- I don't want to calm down.

I want to get Danger Force back!

I'm worried about them, Schwoz.

Who knows how they're gonna turn out without me?

- They're doing fine.

Bose is a baby goat herder.

- Are you kidding me?

- No. He speaks fluent goat.

[goats bleating]

- [bleats]

[goat bleats]

[bleating]

- See, now that doesn't sound too okay to me.

And didn't you tell me that Miles started a cult?

- Ah-ah-ah-ah. Miles and his followers

don't use the C-word.

They prefer to think of themselves as a...

- Community of like-minded individuals.

all: Yes, Master Miles.

A community of like-minded individuals.

- That's right.

all: Yes, Master Miles.

That's right.

- Your path has led you to me.

all: Yes, Master Miles.

Our path has led us to you.

- Where I...guess you'll just repeat whatever I say.

all: Where youguess

we'll just repeat whatever you say.

- [sighs]

[all sigh]

- That's just a cult.

And no, I don't need your help with this.

- You got it, bro.

I'm pretty sure Mika's still fighting crime,

because, ha...Mika.

- Yeah, that checks out.

- Night-night, Mama.

- Mm-hmm.

[sneaky music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God!

- Going somewhere?

- How did you get there?

- That's none of your business.

Now back in bed!

Try it again and see where else I pop up.

[laughing]

- [shrieks]

- Night, honey.

- Night-night, Mama.

- What about Chapa, she doing anything cool?

- Chapa got arrested, like, 20 times.

[camera shutter clicking]

- Oh, wow. That is cool.

- Yeah, it's sick, but if no one is there

to guide her to the good,

she naturally goes to the bad.

- See, that's what I'm talking about.

These kids are way better off together than they are apart.

- Do you need me to get you apart from those cables?

- Sick wordplay, but no.

- Okay, bro.

Namaste. - [groans]

What the heck?

Getting to be ri-ding-dang-diculous!

- [speaking Mandarin]

And if I don't get those quarterly reports,

you're all going to have an annual problem.

- Honey, can you please business more quietly?

I'm trying to Dad nap.

- I've got 50 million things to do today.

Can you nap in our bedroom?

- That's just for nighttime sleep.

Gah!

- [speaking Mandarin]

[laughter]

- I can't take this.

I'ma dip.

Zàijiàn.

all:Zàijiàn.

- Uh, no.

No zàijiàn-ing,young lady,

because every time you leave the house,

you commit a crime.

- You don't like it when I fight crimes.

You don't like it when I commit crimes.

I can't win with you!

[doorbell rings]

- Hi, Alejandra.

I am so sorry,

but I've got 50 million things to do today.

I've locked Mika inside of her bedroom with some hamburgers.

Would you mind watching my other kids?

- I'm not a kid!

I'm a big, strong man

with big, strong feelings!

- Right.

He's just tired.

- My father wouldn't be so tired

if he was willing to submit to the way of the peace.

- Stop trying to make me join your cult!

- It's not a cult.

It's a community of like-minded individuals.

- Can you try dropping them off with Bose's mom?

- Celia? I've been texting her all day,

and she hasn't responded.

- Not even with an inappropriate GIF?

- No! - [gasps]

- Right?

I'd worry more if I didn't have 50 million things to do.

- Well, normally I'd say I can help you,

but I have 50 million things to do today too,

and my husband has been laying around all day.

- Alejandro, you napping?

- Correction,

we're napping.

- I got juice boxes.

- Dope!

[quirky music]

- We've seen some stuff in Danger Force,

but nothing as bad as this.

- Moms.

- That's right, Trent.

Moms are in the news more than ever these days.

Not only do they have 50 million things to do,

but now they're...

- Gone.

Including the trophy wife of Swellview's own vice mayor,

second lady, Celia O'Brien Pence Quayle Mondale Willard.

- Your mom is missing?

- I haven't seen her or gotten an inappropriate GIF

from her in days. You know what this means.

- That your mom has been married

to five vice presidents?

- She has a thing for vices.

They're her only vice.

But it also means

that we have a mission!

We're back, baby!

Danger Force on four!

One, two, three--

- My brother in fights.

We are not back.

We're not allowed to fight crime anymore.

We're not even allowed to use our superpowers.

- I know, but we can't just sit here

and let Bose's mom stay missing.

- What else are we gonna do?

- I don't know, but--

- Hey. I know we're not supposed to hang

outside of school anymore, but...

I haven't seen my mom in days.

[whispering] Also, I miss you.

- Something's going on.

[whispering] And we missed you too.

- Bose's mom is also missing.

- Hey, kids.

Hey, not my kids.

- Hey, Daddy! - Hey, Big Herm.

- Chapa-loppa! [chuckles]

I just woke up from a nap, and I cannot find my wife anywhere.

Have you seen your mom?

- No. - Mommy?

- Ah, she'll turn up.

I mean, it's not like she's been

kidnapped or something.

[all laughing awkwardly] - Oh, never.

Why would you say that? - That's a good one.

- And even if she was kidnapped,

it's not like you kids could do anything about it.

[all laughing awkwardly]

- 'Cause we're kids! - Not in Danger Force anymore.

- All right. I'm gonna take another nap.

- Okay. - Ooh!

- Someone kidnapped our moms!

- What kind of sick, twisted,

lowlife piece of trash would kidnap all three of our moms?

all: Oh, my God!

- It wasn't me.

- Oh, really? - The guy who's mad at our moms

for pulling us out of Danger Force.

- The guy who would go to ridiculous lengths

to get what he wants.

- The guy who wrote

"kidnap their moms until they change their minds"

on his whiteboard that says

"Sick Plans for Getting D-Force Back"?

- Yeah, I haven't crossed that one out.

I haven't got around to it yet.

And no, I don't need your help getting out of here.

[all clamoring]

It all just kind of happened.

[overlapping chatter]

You get all that?

- ♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪

- We look amazing.

- You've been posing for hours.

[all shouting at once]

- That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

[epic music]

[loud eating sounds]

- He ate the whole cord.

- And the headset.

- Told you I didn't need any help.

- You're gonna need to see a doctor.

- Why, so he can high-five me?

- I've missed you, buddy. - Aww.

- Same. - Let's bring it in.

- ♪ Genuine moments! ♪

- Oh, you kids.

- Now give us our moms back, you freak!

- I'm telling you, I didn't kidnap your moms.

- It's true, Ray hasn't kidnapped anyone's mom.

- Thank you.

- Although, if he wanted to--

- Shut your filthy mouth, Schwoz.

They don't need to know about that.

I swear to God, I don't know

why I keep you around sometimes.

- Uh, what's he talking about?

Also fantastic to see you. You look amazing.

- So do you, but I think Ray has something to tell you.

- [sighs]

Schwoz, get the bear-proof suit.

- But you're indestructible. - Yeah, I can still feel pain,

Schwoz, now get the bear-proof suit!

Go on, gah, gah, gah!

Okay, uh, funny story.

[laughs]

Um, I secretly implanted tracking devices

on literally every mom in Swellview,

including all of yours.

- [laughing]

Wait, that's messed up.

- Hang on!

We promised our moms we'd never use our powers again.

- Ye-yeah.

- Someone bring me my Laserville Slugger.

[suspenseful music]

That is a total invasion... - Invasion!

- Of their motherly privacy! - Privacy!

- [shouts]

[groans] Aah! Sweet memory's mother, that hurts!

- Boys, look away. You're not gonna like this.

- Nah, don't worry about us.

- Yeah, we're working on our own thing here.

- [snickers]

- Suit yourselves.

Where do you get the...

- [screams]

- Gall to track our moms?

- Ow!

- [sighs]

That's a great swing.

- It felt great.

- [whimpers]

- He's so s-strong.

I-I can't hold him much longer.

- Just a few more wrinkles, and we're done.

Heh. Yeah!

[machine whirring]

- Ray Manchester,

your attempt to track those moms was rooted

in your need for control.

Let me show you something you can't control--

Mother Time.

- Stop trying to make me join your cult.

- Behold, you as an elderly!

- No--

okay.

Guys, I actually look great.

- You've got, like, a silver fox thing.

- Yeah, I'm kind of seeing Anderson Cooper.

- [snickers] - More like Anderson Super,

am I right?

[laughter, chatter]

- Silver fox summer, man.

- Silver fox summer!

- You may not believe this, but Ray implanting those chips

on moms might actually help us.

- You're welcome, everybody.

- Because now we can pull Swellview up on the big board

and see exactly where all of your moms are.

- So which dots are our moms?

- Huh...

that's weird.

- Weird good, like Daft Punk?

- Or weird bad, like you lost all the moms?

- Weird bad. - Where are our moms, Schwoz?

- I-I don't know!

It's like they just disappeared.

- Hey, why'd that dot go away?

- Please don't say "I don't know."

- I don't know.

- Oh, boy.

[computer beeping]

- What's happening, Schwoz?

- I think someone is stealing

all of the moms in Swellview!

- Oh, my God.

- Breaking news, more moms are gone--

including mine,

along with more than 30 other Swellview moms.

- Except mine. She's still around.

[cell phone rings]

Ugh.

What, Mom?

- I heard what you were saying about me, Mare.

You best be watching your mouth, lassie.

- The one time she watches me work.

[doorbell rings]

- Hold on, Mare, someone's at the door.

Also, you look tired today.

- Go get the door, Mom!

- But Mary, what if your mom's about to be kidnapped?

- Shh! - I can't see who it is,

but I'll open the door.

What are you doing with that sack?

I got me sack of potatoes yesterday.

[thumps and rustles] Oh! Oh, no!

I'm the potato!

[door closes]

- Breaking news,

my day just got better.

- Here to calm us down is a professor

of Momly Studies at Swellview College.

Dr. Spleen,

how long until all the moms in Swellview are gone?

- Trent, Swellview's blessed

with a very large number of moms.

We have enough maternal energy

to sustain things for two, maybe even three--

[epic music]

♪ ♪

- Don't listen to this idiot!

Your moms are in danger, all of them!

Protect your moms at all costs, do you hear me?

Protect your moms at all costs!

[high-pitched tone]

[jazzy music playing]

- We're running out of time.

- Almost there.

- If you can't hack into the Man's Nest,

the entire plan will fail!

- Almost there.

[dramatic musical sting]

♪ ♪

- I'm ready to ride on whatever fool stole our moms!

- I'm also ready to ride on the aforementioned fools!

- I've been ready to ride

since we got kicked out of Danger Force.

- 999...

[grunts] 10,000.

- What? - I'm swole.

Let's roll. - Yeah.

Come on, Bose, are you with us?

- ♪ Hush, little Bosey, don't say a word ♪

Oh, it's not the same unless my mom sings it.

- Aww.

- Poor lil' guy just wants his mom.

- Well, let's find her!

- I've got it!

I've got a way to save the moms!

- Oh, yeah! Danger Force is back!

Danger Force on four!

One, two, three, For-- - Not yet, honey.

But we're very close.

- It took me two full days and two full diapers,

but I invented a machine that can channel

Miles' superpower over all Swellview.

- Are you wearing a full diaper now?

- If we hook Miles up to the machine

and input the coordinates of all the remaining moms,

then he can reach up with his powers

and teleport all the leftover moms in Swellview

to the Man's Nest.

- Where they'll be safe until we can find out

what's happening. - Yeah.

- So you want us to bring every last mom in Swellview

to the Man's Nest?

- As long as it's okay with Ray.

- All the moms of Swellview here in the Man's Nest?

- Yes.

- Oh, gee, uh, let me think.

Oh, yeah, everybody stop talking

and bring me those moms!

[all clamoring]

Come on!

Andale, andale! Arriba, arriba!

Go!

[epic music]

- The neurokinetic restraints will keep Miles in place

by letting his superpower reach through the machine

to the location of every

mom-tracking device in Swellview.

- Okay, so he can teleport all the moms

downstairs to the Man's Nest basement for safekeeping.

- Okay, I don't mean to get my heart broken again,

but this is really feeling like

the "Danger Force is back" moment.

- Not yet. - Ow!

- Hurry up!

I'm at peak man smell down here.

Where them moms at?

- We're ready.

[power up thrumming]

[electricity surges]

[thrumming fades]

- [sighs]

- Did it work?

- It's...

So beautiful.

[triumphant music]

[all cheering]

[crank clicks]

[thrumming]

- Uh, guys?

- What's happening?

- That was my question.

- Uh... [strains]

Someone's hacked into the Man's Nest.

They're taking control of the machine.

- Who? And you better not say "I don't know!"

- Oh, stop telling me what I can and cannot say!

- Oh, we're never gonna be Danger Force again.

- Guys! Ah!

- Pull the cables!

[thrumming fades]

[distant sobbing]

- Captain Man, are you okay?

Captain Man!

- They're gone!

All the moms are gone!

[screaming] Moms!

Moms!

Moms!

- Get comfortable, moms.

You're going to be here for a long, long time.

- I like your banner.

Compliments are always a good icebreaker.

Oh, that's a cute sweater.

See?

[ominous note]

- [choked up] I don't want to live

in a world without moms.

- Me neither.

- So we should go find them.

- I don't think weshould find them.

- I think Danger Force should find them.

- Oh, your moms said you can't be in Danger Force.

- Well, our moms aren't here

to tell us we can't be in Danger Force.

- Please tell me this is our "Danger Force is back" moment.

- [sobbing]

- Schwoz, you got any gum?

- Heads up!

[all exclaim]

- Seriously? - You could've just thrown it.

- Unnecessary.

What Mama don't know won't hurt her.

[anticipatory music]

♪ ♪

- Let's find our moms.

- Let's find all the moms.

- Danger Force on four!

all: One, two, three,

Force! - Brainstorm!

Force.

I-I meant to say "Force."

- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ I'm okay! ♪

♪ Danger ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪

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