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(Chop Chop Ninja theme song)

Ahem, Ready?

(heavy breathing)

Ha!

Zen stones!

Oh yeah?

Kiai!

Zen plants!

Kiai!

Zen-tastic!

Chop chop ninja!

(whirling wind)

Oh, yeah. Now that's some Zen sands.

Great work ninjas!

The zen garden is nearly complete.

While I run into town

to fetch the glorious centerpiece,

Iro...

You can be in charge?

Challenge accepted!

Tetsuo you're on stones.

Nico sparkly stuff.

Jo shrubbery.

Iro, a wise canine guru once

said the dog who listens leads,

the one who barks only gets growls in return.

Yup. Catch more dogs with fleas or something.

Let's go, Chop Chops.

We're burning daylight here.

Learning through failure,

excellent choice Iro.

(giggling)

What?

Too shrubby, too green.

This one has way too many leaves.

Come on ninjas, you're better than this.

Are you done Iro?

Of course not.

We've got a million things to do.

Look at this list.

Wasn't that list just one page like a second ago?

A great leader takes initiative.

I want to be the greatest leader.

This is going to be a long day.

Woohooo!

I can't wait to see this one.

A singing, shooting tank you say?

Actually sir it's a slingshot tank!

Sling shot?

I hate sling shot, splat!

Burn this monstrosity! And burn the ashes!

Huh?

(ominous music)

(groaning)

Hmm, we need a bigger rock, a big, big rock.

Hmm, how about that one?

(horrified yelling)

(loud explosion)

Um... What just happened?

I believe we crushed the academy

and destroyed the ninjas.

Crushed! Splat, the academy is flattened.

Pancaked into a piece of toast.

Oh, I love slingshots.

Uh, sir, so what do we do now?

We celebrate! Splat get the party started.

(dark ominous music)

Well, at least we're all safe.

That's what's important.

We are safe?

How can you think about us

when our precious garden is crushed?

What kind of monster would do this

to a poor defenseless garden?

I'm no detective, but I think I found a clue.

Oh, yeah.

If he came this close, the next one won't miss.

We got to stop him.

Wait. Instead, how about

we steal the hurley machine

that hurled this stone here

and hurl it out of here and save our garden.

I'm a genius!

(loud whoosh)

Well, either way, we're going to the general's.

(soft party music)

Um, power up please?

(flourish of horns)

Thank you. Thank you.

I deserve it all. Thank you.

Silence!

Ahem.

First, let me thank the many precious tanks in my life.

Slingshots in general and my fort.

But most importantly, the one person

I truly couldn't have

done this without...

Myself!

With those do goody, nasty, Chop Chops out

of the way, I can finally concentrate

on my next great project.

Retirement.

(crowd cheers)

General, sir, retirement?

That cant be true.

Come on, Splat hop on the train.

(energetic music)

(soft humming)

General we're wasting our time.

I demand that this retirement stop right now.

Demand? I do the demanding around here

Splat and I demand you stop you're demanding!

Just enjoy yourself.

But there are so many other things we could crush.

Like I saw the library, old people...

That's an order, Splat!

(energetic music)

(loud splash)

Come on in, the water's wonderful.

All right.

Might as well.

(excited music)

(loud splash)

You're right sir, the water is good.

I must be seeing things.

Some of those things I wish I could unsee.

Mainly the general in a bathing suit.

(sounds of disgust)

(playful laughing)

Hey, he thinks he crushed the academy.

Perfect!

Door is wide open to steal his springy hurley thingy.

Why not let him believe he won?

And he won't attack us anymore.

All right, I hear you.

As a good leader

I'll use the democratic approach.

Finally.

Those who are in favor of stealing the tank

and those who are not against it, lift your left hand.

Great. Thanks for the support.

He's totally going to need us.

(ominous drum beating)

Are you sure you know how to drive this thing?

Maybe there's a manual or something.

Jo, I'm in charge of the plan

and the plan says go now.

Kiai!

Hmm...

Keep it down!

Uh, ha!

(fireworks explode)

Ahh!

(smashes buttons)

Okay fine.

Where's the manual?

Here it is ninjas!

How dare you show you're uncrushed faces here

when they're supposed to be crushed!

We're here because your stupid

machine missed the academy

and crushed our beautiful zen garden.

Wait a minute. Missed?

I probably shouldn't have mentioned that.

Splat! Get the tank.

We've got an academy to crush!

But General,

we're retired now.

We have a ping pong party tonight.

Crochet classes, calypso...

(disgusted gasp)

Consider this an official unretirement.

I shall not rest until the

academy and all it represents is flattened.

Oh, no.

(ominous music)

All right team.

I realized I led us into this mess.

So let me carefully craft a plan to lead us back

to...

(punch lands)

(loud thump)

No one hurts my friends!

Kiai!

(breaks screech)

Kiai!

Hmm...

Whenever you're ready Iro.

I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

(evil giggling)

General, I'll totally braid your hair

if you don't unretire.

You mean with those nice little bows?

Ugh, Splat! Less talky and more attacky!

Load it up!

But Sir,

load only leads to launch

and if a tank shoots in the forest

and there's no one there to...

Get a hold of yourself Splat!

We've got an academy to crush.

Yes, sir. Back to business.

Come on boys, load it up.

I know, we need to be working as a team.

I shouldn't be ordering you around.

I should be letting you decide.

Iro!

We're all very happy you learned something today

but there's a more pressing issue at hand.

Right!

Good point.

Chop chops, unite!

What?

Launch!

Quick! Attack the tank's legs!

Yes, what Jo said!

Oh, no you don't.

(loud crash)

You'll pay for this!

Where are we?

OW!

The Goodall Academy is safe and sound and it's all

thanks to us working as a team.

Oh, Oh yeah.

I forgot about that.

Marvelous center piece Chop Chops.

Even better than the one I got.

Glad you like it master.

It was my idea.

(music fades out)

Guess what is the one thing

we chop chops need the most?

Oh, I know.

Nifty ninja skills.

No

Cool ninja weapons?

Nope.

Teamwork.

Please don't say love.

Nope.

A ginormous statue of the great chop chop.

And now we got one!

And how will you take it home?

We don't do deliveries.

You didn't of that, did you?

Of course. I thought of that.

I'll just be right back.

(evil laugh)

(junk rustling)

That's not it.

Maybe this can work.

No, it's gotta be in here somewhere.

(ominous music)

(evil laugh)

Hmm, let's see.

Now, where is that legendary scepter of movement?

And now we're neighbors.

We can barbecue together every single day.

(evil laugh)

This should do it.

(evil laugh)

Let me guess another evil plan?

If you need to know, yes.

I'm taking this castle to fire world

but first,

I'll do this!

(vase smashes)

(grunting)

My book of evil plans!

I'll double destroy you for that.

(objects rattling)

(loud explosion)

Kami saved the princess!

I did?

I mean, I did.

I'm a hero.

Ahem. Excuse me.

I just thwarted Kami's plan.

Why aren't you paying attention to me?

Huh?

Kami, I know we've had our differences

in the past but you saved my life!

As per Rizen law, I name you

honorary guard master.

Master? Wow!

Wait! Kami tried to steal the...

Iro? You are behind this?

What are you doing with that magic scepter?

Yeah, explain yourself.

But first shut it and give that thing to the guard master.

Hold on here.

You're the one who stole...

Guards, seize him!

Hold on a second.

No one seizes a chop chop,

even an obviously guilty one.

Huh?

(groans exasperatedly)

I swear I'm innocent and I'll prove it!

(doors slam)

(ominous drums)

Guard master's orders.

Kami, the academy is yours to search.

We have nothing to hide,

but don't open this closet door.

There's a man eating beast inside.

Nice try, old man but you're not fooling me.

In that case by all means...

That's it Iro!

(panicked screaming)

Satisfied with your search, Guard Master?

Yes! Just tell it to let me go.

(giggling)

Until I find Iro,

you're under house arrest.

All of you!

(loud chewing)

(thump)

Thanks for your help Master Enoki

but next time I think I'll hide under the bed.

So, time for an explanation.

Why'd you steal that scepter?

I didn't, well I did,

but Kami did it first and then I did,

but I only did it so he wouldn't do it.

Point is, it's all Kami's fault.

And let me guess, now you want us to follow you

on a poorly planned mission to prove your innocence?

Exactly.

(stealthy music)

(loud chomp)

Ooh?

Huh?

(bubble pops)

You think they'd be guarding it after all this.

Kami dropped his book of evil plans

around here somewhere.

Is this what you're looking for?

I knew you'd come back to your crime scene, Iro.

(growls)

Whoa!

(loud thump)

Iro!

(growls)

(energetic music)

Huh?

Good job. Come on guys!

(calm music interrupted)

Mariko!

Stop him! He stole the scepter!

Stop!

Iro, what's the meaning of this?

Why did you steal my scepter? Again!

Don't tell me you want to move your ugly statue with it.

I got to admit that does sound

like something you'd do.

But it's not.

And I've got proof.

This is Kami's evil plan book.

Fire world's hot barbecue recipe cookbook.

That's your proof?

It's the wrong book.

You tricked us.

You gotta believe me.

Kami wants to move your castle to fire world.

That's ridiculous Iro.

Give me this.

Yeah, give her that and guards take them out!

Wait, no, Mariko!

You're making a huge mistake.

Whatever you do, do not trust him.

Thank you princess.

I live to serve.

Allow me to put this back in its rightful place.

Thank you Kami.

You know, you can really be nice when you want to.

(loud thump)

Hi, ninja jerks.

Guess who's got what?

(ominous music)

Now, Mariko and I are going for a little trip.

See you later!

Whoa!

Got it!

Look out!

(yelling)

(soft humming)

Hmm? Oops! Fire World is the other way.

(nervous yelling)

(loud smack)

(rock tumbling)

Oh no!

My statue.

Whoa! What's going on?!

(duck quacks)

Welcome to Kami Air.

Fasten your seat belt, Princess.

(surprised gasp)

Iro was right!

Princess, I'm doing this for you

so we can be neighbors

and see each other every single day.

Listen, Kami, just give up that sector

and we'll pretend this never happened.

Give it.

Give it back right now!

(groaning)

(terrified screaming)

Mariko! No!

Believe me now?

Yes, but it's not the time to rub it in.

How dare you save the princess?

That's my job.

That's it!

The jig is up Kami.

The only thing going up

is you and by up, I mean down!

Chop chop ninja!

Kiai!

(exasperated grunting)

(repeated crashing)

Oh yeah!

Welcome to fire world,

population us

and the scary beats that lurk at night.

But you'll learn to love them too.

And now to make this move permanent

(gasp)

(boomerang whirs)

(evil laugh)

Oops...

Oh, uh.. I meant to do that.

Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that away.

Yeah, and maybe

I shouldn't have trusted you Kami.

Wait!

Oh, why don't you stay for a barbecue

since you're already here?

Whoops!

Well, I guess I owe you an apology Iro.

Don't mention it,

until we're back home in front of everyone.

Then you can mention it.

(happy music)

(crowd cheering)

And done!

Way to go Iro, better than before.

(laughing together)

(Chop Chop Ninja theme song)

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