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(upbeat music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(mechanical explosions)

Yeah!

(bow whistling through the air)

Hiya!

(evil laughter)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(dramatic music)

(Neeko yawning)

(verbalizing martial arts sounds)

(putter spinning)

(verbalizing martial arts sounds)

(Jo sighing)

Come on Iro, just putt already!

Shush, shush, shush, shush.

If I get this shot, I'll beat my all time record.

(chiming sound)

Yeah, yeah, less focusing, more putting.

(Iro grumbling)

Come on, laddie!

(putter spinning) (putter thudding)

(all gasping)

Try aiming for the hole next time.

(laughing)

I'd like to see you do better, whoever you are!

Oh, the name's Scotty.

(heavenly harp music)

Where I'm from, putting is in our blood.

Allow me to demonstrate.

(mechanical snapping)

(all gasping in awe)

Fancy putter, doesn't mean he's any good.

(clearing throat)

(exhilarating music)

(weather vane clanging)

(golf ball thudding) - Ow!

(golf ball rattling)

A triple loop de loop over the moon pinball shot!

- Whoa! - Nice.

Coolest shot ever!

That's it!

I challenge you to a put-off, mano a mano,

golfo a golfo, mini putto a mini putto.

All right, all right, laddie,

but we play on my turf, the Doomsday Putt,

tomorrow at noon, if you're game.

I'm even more game than you are!

Tootle-oo!

(Iro grumbling)

No more playing around, I must rise to the challenge,

for there can only be one Master of Mini-Putt-Putt!

(thunder crashing)

(techno music)

(grunting)

(putter spinning)

(golf ball thudding)

(glass clattering)

(Iro exclaiming)

(golf ball thudding)

(bowl clattering) (golf ball splashing)

Iro, you're taking this putting contest way too seriously.

Yeah, mini-putt's supposed to be fun.

Fun?

Mini-putt's not fun.

It's about winning.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a putt-off to go to.

(book thudding)

(The General laughing and mumbling)

The plan's a brilliant success, the wee little...

(clearing throat)

I mean, the ninjas are on their way, General, sir.

Who are you?

Splat, Splat, Splat!

Oh there you are, Splat,

now where did the bearded fellow go?

So, anyway, as I was saying, the plan is simple.

First, the ninjas will show up for a mini-putt challenge

not knowing it's a trap, then, wham!

It's a trap.

(The General laughing)

I'm a genius!

Quit your lollygagging, Splat.

It's time to put an end to the Chop Chops,

and their do-goody, act-nicey,

beat up bad guys-y principles.

This book is actually pretty neat.

Did you know that mini-putt was invented

by Lord Mini Puttington 113 years ago?

Hey, check this out.

Apparently Captain Splat is a five time world champion,

says here he's the only player to ever master

the triple loop de loop over the moon pinball shot.

Wow.

Isn't that the shot Scotty made?

(both gasping)

You don't think...

They had the same coach?

Ugh, come on, we don't have time.

Splat and Scotty are the same person, Tetsuo.

Oh, got it.

(thunder crashing)

(Scotty laughing)

Watch and learn, little laddie.

(intense music)

(mechanical grinding)

(thunder crashing)

Please, I'd say I'm about to beat the pants off of you,

but you're not wearing any.

(whistle blowing)

(alligator gulping)

Ooh, doesn't look so good for you now, does it?

Would you like a tissue?

(grumbling)

(alligator coughing)

That's right, no one messes with Iro,

the greatest ninja slash mini-putter in all of,

uh oh, help!

(Splash laughing nefariously)

Fooled you!

Splat?

(Splat laughing nefariously)

Excellent, my genius plan worked geniusly.

Game's over, General.

[All] Chop Chop Ninja!

(turret shooting)

(turret exploding)

(wood slicing)

(lasers firing)

(metallic thudding)

[Both] Yeah!

(both screaming)

(thudding footsteps)

(metallic thud)

(house crashing)

(Splat screaming)

Help!

Gotcha!

You fail again, General,

cause Chop Chops always stick with each other.

I never fail, ninja, because I stick with no one.

Sir, I'm standing right here.

(The General laughing nefariously)

(loud thudding)

It's no use, we're trapped.

No more games, Splat, how did we get outta here?

You'll never get out, I designed this myself.

All right, since you designed it,

you must know the way out.

Ha, I do not.

(metal clanging)

(Splat screaming)

Take your time, Splat.

Oh, all right, all right, I do know a way out,

but it's impossible.

Someone has to shoot a perfect game, 18 holes in one.

Oh, easy, I can do that.

Iro, Splat is clearly our best hope

of getting out of here.

What?!

I'm like, a zillion times better than him.

Just play, as long as one of you gets a perfect game,

we're good, right?

Fine.

(chiming)

Yeah!

One down, 17 to go.

All right, Splat, no clowning around.

(metal clanging)

(blades swishing)

(sled scraping)

(sled thudding)

(all exhaling in relief)

(buzzer sounding) (Splat laughing)

(water splashing)

(fish burping)

(water splashing)

(pins clattering)

(bird groaning)

(golf ball rattling)

Ah, the final hole.

Really wouldn't want you to mess one up, Splat.

Ugh, can you be quiet for a moment?

If you want to escape then let me concentrate.

Don't miss.

(Splat exclaiming)

(golf ball thudding)

(mechanical rattling)

(machine roaring)

[All] Iro!

What?

I told him not to miss, he should've listened.

Yeah, we were actually talking about that.

What?

Aw, come on.

(machine roaring)

[All] Chop Chop Ninja!

(machine roaring)

(Iro panting)

(metal clanging)

(metallic thud)

(electric buzzing)

(metallic thudding)

Come on, there's still time to stop The General.

(blades whirring)

I want a do-over!

(Splat groaning)

There he is!

(The General laughing nefariously)

We're not gonna make it!

Not if I can help it.

(The General laughing nefariously)

[The General] The academy is mine!

(metallic thudding)

Where did... huh?

Uh oh.

(The General screaming)

(metal chunks thudding)

Woohoo, best game ever!

Now, who's up for another round?

No, thanks.

It's not even a real sport.

Is too a real-

(golf ball thudding)

Sport.

(Iro groaning) (loud thudding)

(elegant chiming)

(elegant flute music)

Hi, Mariko, listen, I know that in the past,

I might've been-

A creep?

A little overzealous, but I've been thinking,

and maybe we should just be friends.

(Mariko sighing)

Sure.

Great!

I made a list of best friend things we can do together.

How about traveling the world and burning everything

in our wake, you know, like a road trip?

Listen, I've got things to do, so-

Wait, wait, wait.

You don't like traveling, that's fine,

we can stay here in the village and enslave everyone.

I don't think this is going to work out.

(Kami grunting)

I thought you'd say that, time for last resorts.

(upbeat music)

♪ Best friends forever ♪

[Announcer] Magic best friend selfie stick, oh yeah,

look cool, take a pic, and whoever you're with

will instantly become your best friend forever!

How about a little picture for old time's sake?

(Mariko exclaiming)

And just for-

(Kami screaming)

Phoebe!

(Kami screaming) (door thudding)

It's just a tiny little bath, Phoebe,

nothing to worry about.

(armor thudding)

(Tetsuo grunting)

(Kami screaming)

(vase shattering)

(Kami screaming)

(Jo screaming)

(camera clicking)

(upbeat music) ♪ Best friends forever ♪

(Jo and Kami groaning)

Get off of me!

(Jo groaning)

♪ Best friends forever ♪

Oops, sorry about that, here, let me help you up.

Get away from me!

(Phoebe skittering past)

Will you guys quit chasing poor Phoebe?

And Kami, time to leave.

This is all your fault,

we were just about to be best friends

when you ruined everything!

(Kami grumbling)

Mark my words ninjas, one day you will regret this!

And that day might be today, but maybe not, but maybe!

And princess, if you're going to be like that,

I'll just have to go home and grow a beard,

and you'll be like, "Ooh, look at Kami and his cool beard."

And you'll beg me to be my friend, and I'll say no,

but maybe I'll say yes.

Now, who wants to help me clean up this royal mess?

(Tetsuo gulping quietly)

(Kami murmuring)

(knocking on door)

I knew she'd come!

(Kami laughing) (door slamming open)

Hey, buddy!

Oh, it's you.

I haven't finished plotting my revenge against you ninjas,

can you come back later?

(door slamming)

(Jo knocking)

While I'm here, you want to hang around?

You know, we can bro out and shoot some pool,

crack some eggs.

(door slamming)

(Jo knocking)

Kami, the wind blew the door shut!

Kami!

Hey, hey, listen to this, knock knock, who's there?

You are, if you just open up, come on, open up!

(elegant chiming)

(glass rattling)

Cool, a selfie stick.

(camera clicking)

♪ Best friends forever ♪

Hmm.

(glass shattering)

(Iro groaning)

Where's Jo?

Get this, she joked about how Kami was her "best friend",

and then joked that she would go see him,

and then she left, classic Jo.

Guys, I think I figured out what happened to Jo.

Check out the label.

"Best friend magic selfie stick, take a pic,

make a best friend, spell lasts forever and ever

or until you make a new best friend."

Jo!

(hammer tapping)

Kami, look, I built a shed!

You can put some shed stuff in it,

you can take some shed stuff out.

You can sit in it shed style, so many shed things to do.

I don't want to do shed stuff with you, go away.

You're funny, just come and try the shed.

I even wrote a song, it goes like this...

(guitar strumming) ♪ Shed, shed ♪

♪ Friendship shed ♪

Oh no, wait, how did it go again?

(guitar strumming) ♪ Best friend shed ♪

♪ Shed ♪

Listen, I can't right now, I'm...

wait, did you say "best friend"?

Isn't that what we are?

(Kami laughing nefariously)

Come on in, best friend.

(Kami laughing nefariously)

Ooh, I like what you did with the place, so warm and cozy.

Sure, thanks.

Listen, we're best friends,

and best friends help each other in time of need, right?

Well, I need revenge.

Ooh, sounds fun.

Revenge against who?

Iro, Tetsuo, and Neeko.

But why?

They're my friends.

And I'm your best friend, the best one, remember that.

(knocking on door)

Can't you see I'm busy?

Who is it?

Doris.

Doris who?

(door thudding)

Door is open!

(Jo gasping) - Kami, buddy!

He's not your buddy, Jo.

He tricked you with a selfie stick.

Right?

Good one.

Kami, says on the label, the only way to break the spell

is for you to get a new best friend.

Hold that thought.

Hey buddy, pal o' mine, best friend.

♪ Best friends fore- ♪

How about you and me kick some ninja butt?

Remember, I'm your best friend.

(Kami's voice echoing)

I'm with ya, best buddy.

Uh oh.

(all screaming)

Jo!

(all screaming)

(Kami snickering)

This is what you get from messing with me.

(mechanical rattling)

The floor is-

(all gasping)

Lava.

(Kami laughing diabolically)

Unfortunately, I have to destroy you.

Look, I'm the good guy here.

All I wanted was to hang out with princess Mariko.

Oh, no problem, I'm on it.

Hey, what about us?

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

(Mariko humming cheerfully)

(door thudding)

(Mariko yelling in surprise)

Jo!

I knew you'd come help me.

You're coming with me!

(Mariko exclaiming)

And that is my brilliant plan to destroy all of you

and have the princess become my best friend.

Pretty clever, huh?

I don't get it.

Could you explain it again?

It's simple, right now we are here,

the part where you try to stall me.

Now, I ignore you and yank this lever.

Ready or not, here I-

(loud thudding)

My best friend gets what my best friend wants,

one princess.

Princess Mariko, hi, nice to see you.

I like your ropes.

All done, Kami.

Thank you for immortalizing this moment, buddy.

(Kami snickering)

Now, time to make a new friend.

(upbeat music) ♪ Best friends forever ♪

(Kami laughing)

Nice.

What?

Oh yeah, Kami.

Hey, we could reenact famous political debates.

What?

Oh, I know, I've got a super fun game.

Writing our life stories, then correcting our spelling.

That sounds nice, but how about you sit down here

and don't say anything.

The show is about to begin.

Huh?

Jo!

(Iro screaming)

(Kami laughing nefariously)

Listen, are you sure we should be doing this?

Yeah, yeah.

Just get us some snacks, the fancy kind

for my best friend.

Wait, did you say "best friend"?

Kami... Get ready for green.

No no, I meant, I am your best friend,

it's just that Mariko-

I thought I was your best friend.

We're not leaving without our real friends.

(all screaming)

Hey!

If you don't want to be friends, fine,

but I've got ninjas to fry.

(Kami yelling)

(closet thudding)

(Kami groaning)

Huh?

(upbeat music) ♪ Best friends forever ♪

Hey, buddy, bud, bud, bud.

Huh? (Phoebe snorting)

(all laughing)

Perhaps it's best we leave the two besties alone.

You've been gone an awfully long time, ninjas.

Have you given Phoebe her bath?

Neeko's on it.

The things I do for friends.

♪ Best friends forever ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

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