Original subtitles

♪ Chop chop ninja ♪

(spy music plays)

♪ Chop chop ninja ♪

(The General evily laughs)

(animal shrieks)

Protect the princess.

General, get ready to be chop-chopped.

Silence! I'll make the speeches around here.

Charge!

(men scream)

Stand back, princess.

This is serious ninja stuff.

Oh, brother.

(The General screams)

It'll take more than that to keep me from crushing...

Looks like it's all downhill for him.

This is awkward.

Excuse me. So sorry. Coming through.

No, no, no. That's my fault.

(man screams)

Lock that thing up before it does any more damage.

Next time, let me in on some of the fun, alright?

Fun? Being a ninja is hard work, Princess.

Give me a break.

Being a princess is harder work.

You wouldn't last a day as a ninja.

Well, you wouldn't last a day as a princess.

I would, too.

And, I'd be 10 times the princess you are.

Fine, then be one. Here's my tiara, and here's Miss Sharp.

They come together.

Princess!

I've made my decision.

I declare you Princess of Rizon for a day.

And, I declare me a Chop Chop Ninja for a day!

We'll see who lasts longer.

Wait. Hold the phone.

Don't we have a say in this?

Nope! Come on. Ninja mission time!

To the fort! Let's get the General!

Seriously?

Out of my sight, ninjas.

I have royal duties to attend to.

Miss Sharp, get me my royal attire.

Hear ye, hear ye!

Members of the Royal court bask in the light of my glory.

(man claps)

Oh, yeah! Nailing it.

Great!

Now, for your royal duties.

First, you must judge disputes.

Bring it on.

The princess is ready.

My lady, this man ate my soup!

Boring! You lose for boring the princess. Next!

Your highness, these people aren't here to entertain you.

They're here to...

Entertainment? Great idea!

Everyone on the left wins, everyone on the right loses.

Judging disputes done!

Now, get out of here, and bring in the entertainment!

(crowd gasps)

Let's go! I don't have all day.

Come on! Time for ninja action!

Hold on. First, we need a clever strategy.

Something subtle, stealthy, sneaky!

Or, we can jump right in with no plan at all.

[Iro, Jo, and Tetsuo] Princess!

Uh, whoops! Hey guys!

So, our plan to kidnap the princess actually worked?

Oh. Yes, yes it did, sir.

In fact, it was part of the plan the whole time.

Excuse me,

but I am perfectly capable of getting caught on my own.

Thank you very much.

Not to mention your friends, too.

[Iro, Jo, and Tetsuo] Uh oh.

Foiled again, ninjas.

(The General evily laughs)

Now, if you don't mind, I've got an academy to crush.

(The General evily laughs)

(Neeko yawns)

Neeko, this is ridiculous.

It is ridiculous!

I asked for a pig on a unicycle playing mandolin.

That's a violin!

Guards, take him away.

Neeko, a princess must be considerate.

Your decisions are angering the people. Look!

(angry mob jeers)

(Neeko gasps)

Oh no!

How can I be a princess

if I don't have a gigantic statue of myself?

Why is it not finished?

The workers ran out of bricks.

What? Ran out of bricks?

That house is made a bricks.

This castle is made of bricks.

The whole world is made of bricks.

Use them!

Neeko, please!

Miss Sharp, I appreciate your input,

but you're not a princess.

I am, which means I know better.

So, let me take care of this.

(angry mob jeers)

Dear subjects! As your Princess,

I have a plan to make each

and every one of your lives better!

And, step one is to finish my statue.

That's an order!

(doors slam)

Also, Rizon is now called Neekotown.

We need bricks. Get in that wall!

You almost have it!

Keep pulling!

We're wasting time.

We have to get out of here and do more ninja stuff!

What do you think we've been doing?

This is all ninja stuff, including this!

Yeah, okay. That was pretty cool.

Wait! What if that leads us to another trap!

Sometimes, being a Ninja means jumping into a dark hole,

hoping it's not filled with snakes!

(animals growl)

Well, at least it's not snakes!

(buildings crash)

Why isn't my statue finished yet?

Let's see. The citizens are angry,

houses have collapsed,

you've imprisoned a world famous pig violinist,

none of your duties have been fulfilled,

your guards have rebelled,

the ninjas haven't come back from their mission yet,

the General is at the gates,

and, since you don't listen to me anyway, I quit.

You've ruined the kingdom, and it's not even lunchtime.

Buddy!

(upbeat music plays)

Yeah! Oh, how I missed you, boy!

Come on, Turkeytaur,

we'll make them pay for keeping us apart.

Time to show everyone what Princess Neeko is made of.

General, stop right there!

I, Princess Neeko, declare that you shall not pass.

Ooh, you do declare, do you?

I do declare.

Help! Help! Someone help!

Yes! People of Neekotown!

My subjects, rescue your princess.

Bow before me,

for I am, Princess The General,

and my first decree is crush the academy.

(the General evily laughs)

[Iro] Stop right there, General!

How did you escape?

We...

(animal growls)

don't want to talk about it.

Thanks for letting me tag along,

but I don't think I want to be a full-time ninja.

Tapping out?

Looks like I win!

Hello! You lost the crown to the General, remember?

So, I don't recognize his authority.

Admit it, you lost a bet, Neeko!

No way! You gave up first!

But, you lost the crown first!

[Neeko] No way! I won.

Come on.

[Princess] No, I won!

[Neeko] No, I won!

[Princess] I won!

There!

You're both winners or losers or whatever. I don't know.

My crown! Get them!

(metal clanks)

Ow!

Welcome back, ninja Neeko!

Oh yeah. I'm back in business!

Prepare to be plucked.

(animal shrieks)

(the General screams)

Oh boy. Here we go again.

Sorry. Sorry. Beg your pardon.

No, no, no, no.

It's okay. Just pardon me!

Princess Mariko, there are a few things you should know.

So, how'd you like being a princess, Neeko?

Super easy. I might lay low for a while.

There he is! Get him!

(angry mob jeers)

Behold! I have prevailed!

Are those Lady Ninja tickets?

They're impossible to get!

Not impossible, Tetsuo.

Please, please, please, please, please.

I'll do anything for those tickets.

Wait, anything?

(Iro grimaces)

Point is I have the tickets.

The concert is my big chance to...

Complete your autograph book

of the world's 10 deadliest ninja singers. We know.

Well, it is!

Nothing could stop me from going to this show.

(Iro sneezes)

Just as I thought. You have ninja-nitus!

Wicked.

You must rest for 24 hours,

or your body were wage war upon itself and turn to goo.

Oh, not wicked.

24 hours? But, but...

(Iro coughs)

The Lady Ninja concert is, hey, what are you?

Sorry, dude. It's for your own good.

Ninja-nitus. Ninja-nitus.

The Kung Fu pear tree grows

in remote forests and is known to cure flat feet,

shape-shifting curses, and ninja-nitus!

(Iro coughs)

Remote forest, here I come!

(Iro laughs)

(Iro coughs)

(rave music plays)

Blob! Did you send the noise complaint letter?

What?

You are correct! Time for plan B.

What?

B! As in, Blobinizer!

(Komata evily laughs)

(Komata evily laughs)

Blob, prepare for Operation Blobinizing Everyone

to Restore Peace and Quiet

to Our Peaceful and Quiet Forest

because Loud Music is not Peaceful nor Quiet!

(Iro sneezes)

(Iro screams)

Whoa. There it is!

Whoa.

Yeah!

Ow! Stop that!

(Iro screams)

Here goes nothing.

(Iro screams)

Yeah! I'm cured!

Cured, cured, cured, cured, cured, cured!

Now, nothing can stop me!

Lady Ninja, here I...

Nice of you to come to me, ninja.

You mean nice of me to come to you. Wait.

What's happening?

Say hello to my little friend.

(Iro screams)

Aw, not what I had in mind, but still satisfying.

Come on, Blob! We've got bigger fish to fry.

Yay! I love fish.

(Iro screams)

Sleeping it off.

Don't worry, buddy.

We'll get Lady Ninja's autograph for you.

Guys! It's me, Iro! You've got to help.

Komata and Blob are out there going after...

Blob!

Ow! It's me, Iro!

Iro's asleep, you conniving blob.

Sorry, guys, but you give me no choice!

(Jo and Tetsuo gasp)

Follow me!

(rave music plays)

Hello, Rizon!

(crowd cheers)

Perfect.

Engage Operation Blobinizing Everything for Peace and...

Wait, how did that go, again? Oh, well.

(Komata evily laughs)

Oh, no.

What the...

Uh oh.

(Komata evily laughs)

(ninjas gasp)

(people scream)

My baby!

(people scream)

(Lady Ninja screams)

Oh, my word!

(Komata evily laughs)

(crowd screams)

[Komata] Oh, look at you. Oh yeah. Come to me.

(Komata evily laughs)

Lady Ninja, you are the noisiest of them all.

Nobody messes with Lady Ninja,

not even you, whatever you are!

I am...

(Komata screams)

(Komata laughs)

I believe you now.

Yuck! Does that hurt?

Only my feelings.

Come on, Chop Chops! Let's do this!

(Iro and Tetsuo scream)

Success! Peace and quiet.

Ah, good job, boss! Good job, yeah!

I said peace and quiet, Blob!

Oh yeah, yeah. Peace and quiet, yeah.

(machine whirring)

Pretty and quiet.

(spy music plays)

Intruder!

Put him in your lab, master!

(Komata screams)

Take that!

(glass breaks)

No! Master!

(Iro laughs)

(Blob screams)

Hey, wait!

(glass breaks)

Uh oh.

Come on. Let me go!

(group cheers)

Lady Ninja!

Not for long.

Unless you have a magical cure, my career is over.

Magical cure?

(people scream)

The tree is a little feisty.

Oh, I got it! Chop Chops, listen up! I have a plan.

Why me?

You're the most flexible ninja, Neeko.

Are you sure about this?

We've done weirder stuff before. It usually works.

(everyone cheers)

Oh, yeah. I'm back! Oh, thank you, ninjas.

You ready to get down to business?

(ninjas cheer)

And, by that, I mean my new healing fruit smoothie business.

That's right, folks! You heard it here first.

Lady Ninja has retired from show business

to open her own line of magical smoothie shops!

When asked what prompted the radical career move,

Lady Ninja said, quote, I've had ups and downs in my life,

but being turned into a blob

and fighting a magic tree really put things

into perspective, you know.

(Iro sighs)

Cheer up, Iro.

You may not have gotten that autograph,

but everything worked out fine in the end.

I just can't believe you're all okay

with the loss of one of our greatest living artists.

Put a straw in it, Iro.

♪ Chop chop ninja ♪

(spy music plays)

♪ Chop chop ninja ♪

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