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(upbeat music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(machines exploding)

Yeah!

(wood cracking)

Hiya!

(villain laughing nefariously)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(upbeat music)

(fire whooshing)

(man grunting)

Oh no, ugh.

Somebody save me.

(dragon laughing)

Hiya!

(dragon grunting)

(birds chirping)

No one attacks the good people of Rizon

without dealing with me first.

Cut!

What are you doing?

Can't you see we're shooting a movie here?

Ty Randall's Dragon Tears, part six.

(cameras snapping)

Ty Randall!

Can I take a selfie with you?

(Iro grunting)

Don't touch the Ty, kid.

I've always dreamed of being a movie star,

just like you, Ty.

Oh.

I know all your moves, the claw stopper,

the tiger skinner, the belly exploder.

(Iro belching)

(board creaking)

Huh?

(board crashing)

(all gasping)

Ty, we've got a movie to shoot,

this is not the time to get crushed.

Fine, be that way, you're totally replaceable.

(Neeko whistling)

Hmm...

You, kid, you want to be a movie star?

Me?

No, the bag of potatoes behind you.

(Iro sighing)

Of course you, you want the job or not?

Me?

Yes, of course!

My dream is coming true, I can't believe it!

Get over it, we shoot in five.

I thought your dream was to be the next great Chop Chop.

Well, yes, but that's going to take years.

I can be famous now.

(Jo coughing)

Don't worry, I'm still the same humble Iro

you know and love.

Is it too much to ask for a smoothie?

Make it fat-free, sugar-free, kale-free, and free-free.

Oh, I'll get it!

(both sighing)

(gong sounding softly)

Ooh.

(Splat coughing)

Behold, the latest in tank technology.

(metal clinking)

A tail?

How dare you mock me, Splat.

I want Rizon to marvel at my greatness, not laugh at me.

It's called a stinger, sir.

This is a scorpion tank.

(buttons beeping)

(mechanical whirring)

(metal clanging) (electric sizzling)

Ooh, a stinker, I like it.

Again, it's a stinger, sir.

Yes it is, and today Rizon shall discover

the power of The General's stink.

(The General and Splat cackling)

(assistant panting)

(relaxed harp music)

(Neeko sneezing)

Shh.

There you go, Iro.

[Jo And Neeko] Uh...

Ah, feels good to be a star.

[Director] Talent on set!

Talent?

That's me.

Woohoo!

(dragon gargling)

(fire whooshing)

Perfect.

In this scene, you're fighting a dragon fiend.

First, grab him by the arm.

(Iro tut-tutting)

I've got this, I'm a ninja, I fight real danger every day.

You know, like... The General?

Get ready to feel my stink, ninjas!

(fire whooshing)

Splat, who is that bad guy there?

No one steals my thunder, it's mine.

Actually, sir, it looks like they're shooting a movie.

Hm...

(Splat screaming)

(buttons beeping) (The General laughing)

(dragon exclaiming)

Ugh, someone call HR.

I need another big, intimidating bad guy.

Yes!

Hey you, yeah, you wanna be a bad guy?

I am a bad guy, now move!

A method actor, you're hired.

Come on, we're wasting time.

You'll be dragon fiend Ninja Crusher,

get ready to crush!

You mean I get to crush ninjas on camera?

That's the idea, what do you say?

I say, action!

No, no, no, no, I refuse to work with him, he's a villain.

Exactly, do you have a problem with that, famous boy?

No, no problem at all.

(clapperboard tapping)

Ty Randall's Dragon Tears, scene 103, take one,

(assistant yawning)

and action!

By the code of the dragon, I shall have my revenge.

(fist thudding)

Cut!

(Iro groaning)

Can you give it more anger?

Take two, and action.

Hiya!

(ice thudding)

What do you think you're doing?

I'm supposed to pummel you.

I'm the star, I can pummel you if I want to!

No, I'm the bad guy, I pummel you!

I've been an actor longer than you!

I'm bigger!

I'm younger!

I'm a general!

(both grumbling)

You know the script says actually that you're supposed to-

[Both] No one cares about the script!

And cut.

Beautiful, let's shoot the laser scene next.

Laser?

(electric whirring)

(stamp thudding)

(Iro spitting)

Jo, nice to see you.

(camera clicking)

The line's over there.

Thanks.

Wake up, Iro, the general is up to something.

Stop worrying, nothing ever goes wrong on a movie set.

Ugh seriously?

This movie star shtick is getting tiring.

Tiring?

Maybe for you.

That's what I meant.

Look, we just got a few scenes to shoot,

then a few months of promo, two or three sequels,

maybe a spinoff, and then I'll be right back

to Chop Chopping with you guys.

All right?

(Iro spitting)

(stamp thudding)

Oh, here's a little something for you.

(Splat grunting)

(metal squeaking)

(machine whirring)

(Splat whispering)

(The General giggling)

Iro, we have a movie to make, let's bury the hatchet.

We understand each other, we're actors.

Let's do this!

See, nothing to worry about.

(The General snickering)

(clapperboard tapping)

Oh, how I've waited for this.

(electronic beeping)

Uh, Iro?

It's all pretend, you guys.

(The General snickering)

(electronic whirring)

No, it's not, that thing's real!

No! You'll ruin the shot!

(Iro grunting)

(laser blasting)

(building exploding)

[All] No!

(all stammering)

(crew laughing)

Yes!

It's all special effects, told ya.

(Splat whispering) (The General gasping)

See, even the fire is computer generated-

ow, that's a real fire!

(Iro exclaiming)

(The General cackling)

(metal clanging)

To the Academy!

[All] Uh oh.

(metal clanging)

(tent smashing)

Yeah, crush, crush, crush!

Genius!

Now this is going to be a good fight,

stay with them.

(machine rumbling)

(exhilarating music)

Get ready to stink, Splat.

(buttons beeping)

(electronic whirring)

Hiya!

(laser blasting)

This is great, it feels so real.

Time to roll credits, it's all over, General.

How about we shoot an alternate ending?

(mechanical grinding)

(all screaming)

(Splat exclaiming)

(The General cackling)

(button clicking) (mechanical whirring)

Oh no, the Academy!

(assistant panting)

Oof, the big finale, the bad guy's about to win,

the ninjas are too far away to do anything,

all is lost, what's going to happen?

Oh, I love it.

I love it, I love it, I love it!

(glass clinking)

That's it.

Now what kind of lens should I-

(director exclaiming)

Iro, throw it in the laser.

(camera thudding)

No!

The entire movie's in there.

Hm...

(The General cackling)

No! (electronic whirring)

Hiya!

(all gasping)

(laser blasting)

Uh oh.

(The General screaming)

Don't worry, sir, I'll get the ointment ready!

You blew it, kid, and for what?

To redeem yourself in the eyes of your friends?

Oh, you got your priorities backwards.

Consider yourself unfamoused.

All right, people, movie's over.

So, are you done with being an actor now?

Oh yeah, never again.

I'll be a director, and my first piece will be,

Chop Chop, The Movie!

You guys, looking for a job?

(cheerful music)

Quiet on set!

And... action!

(clapperboard tapping)

Don't miss Ty Randell in the role of the amazing Iro,

and Curtis Dragon as The General in...

Chop Chop, The Movie

(fire exploding)

(elegant chiming)

(elegant flute music)

All right, let's do this.

[All] Chop Chop sculpture!

Nice.

(regal music)

Hmm, not bad.

Not bad?

Those are the best ninja moves ever.

Yeah, totally worthy of the best ninja category

at this year's Rizon Awards.

You'll need more than that to impress the judges.

AKA, me.

Besides, new rule this year, best ninja award?

Only one ninja can win.

Only one?

Ooh, staring contest, I'm good at those.

(Tetsuo grunting)

Ah, I blinked.

(regal harp music)

(The General grumbling)

Splat?

Tell me I look good.

You look good, sir.

Great!

I'll bedazzle them all when I win best bad guy this year,

not like last year.

[Moriko] And the best bad guy award goes to...

(The General giggling quietly)

The Admiral!

(crowd cheering, applauding)

(The General grumbling)

This year, the award is mine!

Do you hear me, Admiral?

M-I-N, mine.

Of course it is, darling,

and I've been hired to make sure of it.

Splat, who's this?

A professional villain consultant, sir.

You hired her this morning.

Let's get started, shall we?

First, a great villain needs a great plan.

Got one, crush the Academy.

Listen, sweetie, when it comes to crushing the Academy,

you stink.

(The General stuttering)

We need to start small, something within your reach,

kidnapping the princess perhaps?

Kidnapping princesses is for giant turtles

and evil step-mothers.

Oh, you're right.

Kidnapping princesses is really more of an Admiral thing.

What?!

I'm twice as evil, thrice as mean,

and four-tice as loud as that no-talent,

stinking, salt water coward.

I'll kidnap the princess, get that award,

rub it in his fishy face until he cries.

I'm loving the energy.

Now, let's brainstorm some catch phrases.

Chop Chop Ninja!

(dummies thudding)

All right!

- Yeah! - Boo-yeah!

How's Mariko going to pick one best ninja?

We're clearly all amazing.

Who cares about dumb awards anyway?

Ah, my awards, my greatest source of pride,

right, Phoebe?

(Phoebe snorting)

Ah, nunchucks, I forgot my staff at the castle,

better go get it.

(Mariko sighing)

(door slamming)

(cup clattering)

Princess, I was passing by and I noticed-

Passing by... my secret study?

Uh, yeah, so I thought I'd show you

my super awesome ninja moves, watch this.

Vote for Jo!

(Mariko groaning)

Lightning fast, pinpoint accuracy, I've got it all.

Talk about lighting up a room, right?

Vote Neeko.

(metal whooshing)

(Mariko shrieking)

Strength always wins, vote for me!

Put me down!

(wood smashing)

Keep this up, and none of you will win best ninja.

So, if they keep it up and I don't, then I win?

I'm not keeping it up.

Me neither.

Look at me, not keeping anything.

(all grunting, yelling)

(Mariko sighing)

(electronic whirring)

Need a lift?

Get it?

Lose the pun, hun, and go straight to the catch phrase.

Oh yeah, yeah, right.

You've been generalized!

(blades whirring)

Uh oh.

I'm a real bad guy, huh?

Right?

When The Admiral kidnaps me, he uses a triple knot,

not a double knot, which is way easier to get out of.

(ropes snapping)

See?

Triple knot...

Splat, give me a four-tuple knot, on the double!

Right away, sir.

(elegant harp music)

Okay, here's the plan,

I'll sneak in and rescue the princess

while the rest of you stand guard.

Ha, fat chance.

How about I rescue the princess while you stand guard?

Stop thinking about your useless award,

we need to work as a team.

Yeah, let's all stand guard!

(Iro, Neeko, and Jo grunting)

So, you've captured the princess.

Good job, Big G.

Now, you need a power move to seal the deal.

Get the Chop Chop Ninjas.

Do I need to do everything myself?

Splat!

Get me the Chop Chop Ninjas.

(glass cracking)

(glass shattering) (ninjas screaming)

Certainly took your time, Splat.

Princess, I'll save you.

Not if I save you first.

Don't listen to these amateurs.

(ninjas grunting)

(Splat grunting)

(all gasping)

(dramatic music)

You know, I think the general has a shot

at best bad guy this year.

I'd vote for him.

(The General cackling)

Pretty good bad guy, eh princess?

Princess?

Splat, who left the door unlocked?

You did, sir.

When I asked for locks on the cell doors,

you said it wasn't in the budget.

We're not paying the blame game, Splat,

now finish those Chop Chops.

(metal grinding)

[All] Phew.

Sweetheart, never get rid of the good guys right away.

It's basic villain 101.

Deathtraps have to be unnecessarily complicated

and drawn out, like this.

(wheels squeaking)

(metal thudding)

And now, you put your cool shades on

and walk away laughing.

(advisor laughing nefariously)

Like you have something even more evil to do.

Whoa, you're good.

To the award ceremony!

Oh, and, you've been generalized!

Since the princess rescued herself,

does that make her the best ninja?

Who cares?

In a minute, we're all going to be cooked ninjas.

Maybe there is a way out.

(lava bubbling)

(metallic clanging)

(all cheering)

Come on, we have an award show to go to.

(sneaky jazz music)

(crowd cheering)

(cameras clicking)

(blades whirring)

It's The Admiral!

Yarr, yarr.

(The General grumbling)

I will win that award.

But, just in case I don't, I'll just have to take it myself.

[Splat] Roger that, sir, over.

Ooh, love it.

(exhilarating music)

Faster, we've got to get there in time.

And The Academy Award for best Academy goes to...

The Academy!

Woohoo, Enoki number one!

Now, it's time for the best bad guy award.

And the nominees are... Komata,

(loud crashing)

Ash Ogre,

Kami,

The General,

and... The Admiral!

Yarr.

And the award for best bad guy goes to...

The Admiral!

(crowd cheering, applauding)

Yarr, yarr!

[Audience Member] All right! The Admiral's my favorite!

That's it, prepare to be kablam-ified!

Over.

(button clicking)

(blades whirring)

(laser blasting)

(ceiling blocks thudding)

(audience screaming)

(The General laughing)

I... want... my... award!

Time for my acceptance speech!

(glass shattering)

Stop, my warranty is expired!

(metal clanging)

(metal thudding)

[All] Hiya!

Chop Chop Ninja!

(Tetsuo panting)

Chop Chop Ninja.

It's time for the final award of the night,

the best ninja award.

You know, I don't care which one of us wins.

We're all the best ninjas.

Iro, Iro, Iro, Iro, come on, Iro.

And the best ninja award goes to...

Phoebe!

Come on!

(bouncy banjo music)

(Phoebe grunting)

(crowd cheering)

(upbeat music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

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