Original subtitles

♪ Look out, Chop Chop Ninja ♪

♪ Hya ♪

(robots explode)

(upbeat cartoon intro music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(intense instrumental piece)

(General laughing)

The academy is mine! Really feeling it this time Splat.

(General laughing)

Not under our watch General.

Captain Splat, splat them!

Of course sir, splatter activate.

(machine splats)

Rizon, this day shall henceforward forward be known as

Chop Chop Crush day.

For I, am clever as a tank, strong as a fox,

sharp as your slippers.

I am as quick as the thing fastest thing that goes fast,

and a hammerhead shark can both crush and bite!

(General laughing)

(General screaming)

Oh dear.

Out of the way pipsqueak.

(General screaming)

(shark machine munching)

(pie splattering)

(people laughing)

(General screaming)

(General grunting in pain)

(people laughing)

How dare you laugh at me?

No one laughs at The General!

Uh-Oh!

(machine hitting General)

(people laughing)

I've had it! I quit!

What's wrong General? Too chicken to fight?

(Iro imitating a chicken)

Those are chicken noises if you didn't know.

Iro come on! blowing him up is one thing,

but now you're being mean.

Yeah, I think the General means it this time.

Please, people don't change, he'll attack again tomorrow,

you'll see.

The General should have quit ages ago.

Yeah, we've got time to catch up on Ty Rando movies!

[TV Voice] Ty Rando!

(upbeat dance music)

The General doesn't fool me, I know he's up to something.

(jumping sounds)

(chickens squawking)

Aha! Battle plans!

Time to see what the General's really got up his sleeve.

(camera shutters)

Splat, where is my secret weapon?

Right here sir.

Drapes? Really? is that it Splat?

Of course not, sir, I've got this.

It slices, it dices, it burns, it boils, its...

Perfect!

Tomorrow Rizon shall regret the day they laughed at me!

I knew it.

I mean--

(Iro imitating a chicken)

Yes! that's more like it. As you were chickens.

I got you now general

(chickens attacking Iro)

(loud engine roar)

Raizon! Remember this day

as the day I crush your taste buds into submission.

(cannon firing)

(cheerful music)

(people munching)

Hold it right there!

Wake up and smell the chicken people.

The General hasn't changed,

I found these battle plans in his fort.

If you're not planning an attack general

then explain this.

A selfie?

Huh? Ah!

Aha!

You fool! those aren't battle plans,

they're building plans for my new restaurant.

Restaurant? How did I miss that?

You've ruined the surprise.

Oh Splat release the balloons anyway.

(party honk)

You see after our last fight,

my dream of destroying The Academy was crushed,

all I could hear was chicken, chicken, chicken.

(General imitating chicken)

That's when my true calling hit me

like our turnover, wings!

Splat show them!

Delicious fried chicken. At a reasonable price.

Iro, why are you dressed like a chicken?

What about your secret weapon, huh?

You mean the latest in deep frying technology?

The Chicken Bot 3000.

Maybe the general has turned a corner

and actually has changed.

That's impossible, he's the general, he can't change.

His heart is cement.

Brand Opening Special, nuggets on the house!

We love you General Chicken! You're delicious!

Stop it's a trap!

This makes no sense,

The General feeding everyone, eating chicken.

Maybe, maybe he has changed.

Here you go! One Clock-Tastic Hunger Crushing Family Meal

with extra General Sauce, there's a kiss in there too.

(bell rings)

(high pressure fryer whistles)

(Splat sighs)

Ah, Splat, who knew running a business

could be so satisfying.

Huh? What's this?

Profits sir.

Profits?

Ah, excellent!

Actually we've been doing so well since we opened

that we drove out all our competitors.

We what?

In fact, we're the only restaurant in Rizon.

Our crushing days are over, sir.

From now on it's just chicken, chicken, chicken.

Wait, so no more crushing?

Nope. Just chicken, chicken

chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.

To chicken to fight? To chicken to fight?

What have I done?

Oh, that's it!

Everybody out!

(restaurant explodes)

(General maniacally laughing)

Oh, it's good to be back.

It's good to have you back, sir.

And here's a little something I prepared earlier.

Just in case you changed your mind.

(intense music)

(monster roaring)

Ooh! Not bad Splat.

I thought it would fit with the overall themes sir.

Uh-oh.

I hate to say I told you so.

Does this mean no more chicken?

(action music)

Why you little--

Hyah!

(General screaming)

Hey, chicken bot!

Over here!

That's it! Now I'm really--

(General screaming)

(big explosion)

I'll get you next time ninjas!

Who said chickens can't fly.

Well, now that it's all over.

I think we all learned an important lesson.

I was right the whole time.

Ugh! Give it a rest Iro.

Yeah, we get it.

Try not to gloat about being right once in a while.

This chicken's still delicious though.

Hey! Fine be like that.

It still doesn't change the fact that I was right all along.

Huh?

(Iro sighs)

(chicken attacking Iro)

Not the face.

(oriental music)

(oriental flute music)

Hear ye! Hear ye! The castle is now open

for the royal collection of rare artifacts guided tour!

(ninjas cheering)

Out of my way ninjas!

Moriko, I'm here my love!

Ugh! Kami, it's the same stuff you saw last month

and the month before.

Want us to get rid of him? Please say yes.

Royal law states the tour is open to everyone,

that includes him.

Ha! See! I'm included. Take that!

Ugh! What a hothead.

(Kami gloating)

(Moriko sighing)

Please don't leave me alone with him.

[Ninjas] Chop Chop bodyguards to the rescue!

(Tetsuo's stomach growling)

Whoops, forgot it's lunchtime already.

Hey, which way is the Royal food court?

Thank you!

And this was the King's favorite Brown underwear,

he wore it in battle. Any questions?

Ooh! Ooh! I have a question. Pick me!

Yes Kami.

Do you want to go on a date with me?

Moving along. Now we come to the most precious artifact

in the entire collection.

This is the magic sandwich.

It belonged to a wizard

who gave it to my great, great, great, great, grandmother.

Legend has it, the sandwich will grant magic powers

to anyone who eats it.

But no one ever has because some say the pickles are cursed.

Ooh! Magic powers.

No touching! Over here is the cutlery gallery.

Will you just follow me this way.

(Tetsuo eating)

(Tetsuo's stomach growling)

Again? You just ate!

(Tetsuo's stomach growling)

Fine, one more snack and that's it.

Fun fact, this is Rizon's third largest collection

of antique spoons.

That is a fun fact!

Pickles.

Hey guys, what did I miss?

Tetsuo that was a priceless artifact.

(Jo running)

And this is the left shoe of the countess of...

Hey! What are you doing?

[Ninjas] Nothing.

(loud thud)

Whoopsies.

That's it! Everybody out!

(Kami screaming)

Tour is over!

Hyah!

(machine beeping and firing)

(Jo kicking and punching)

(Iro kicking and punching)

(Tetsuo kicking and punching)

Yeah!

(Tetsuo's stomach growling)

Oh man! I really wish I had a pizza right now.

What just happened?

Must be that magic sandwich.

You can grant wishes! Wish for something fun.

I'm always hungry.

I know, I wish I wasn't hungry all the time.

It worked, I'm not hungry anymore.

Come on! I said fun.

(Iro laughing)

Wait! Moriko said the pickles could be cursed.

Who knows what will happen.

Exactly. We don't know.

And what we don't know can't possibly hurt us. Right?

Right.

(Ninjas laughing)

None of this stuff can possibly hurt us.

My ice scream! Stupid flying pigs, you'll pay for this!

(pig mocking Kami)

(Kami screaming)

I Wish Kami wasn't such a little hot head.

Ooh! my sincerest apologies.

Please accept this cone-shaped wafer pastry as reparation.

Fare thee well dear ninjas.

Okay best wish granting sandwich ever!

(monsters roaring)

Whoa!

Oh right, cursed pickles.

(people screaming)

What have I done?

Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Coming in for a hug.

(monster cat roaring)

[Ninjas] Chop Chop Ninja!

(kid crying)

I'm sorry meow meow.

Dude she was evil! All your wishes are evil!

Guys we've got a bigger problem.

Moriko!

Chop Chops, what in the king's brown underwear

is going on?

Well we think someone

took a bite out of your magic sandwich.

Kami, I knew it!

Yeah, it was probably Kami who...

Oh, it was me! Oh, I'm so sorry, I ate it.

I made wishes and I--

You made wishes!? Oh this is bad, look!

Disclaimer, sandwich side effects may include bitinitus,

web teeth, flabby eyes, and general wish monster-fication.

If curse isn't lifted within one hour

monster wishes become permanent,

an everyone, everywhere is doomed, especially you.

Oh no!

Calm down Tetsuo, we've all unleashed an ancient curse

at one point or another.

Who hasn't?

We're Chop Chops. Come on.

All we have to do is fix this.

How do we fix this?

(monster growling)

Come on guys!

Chop Chop--

(Ninjas screaming)

The only way to lift the curse,

is for the one who ate the sandwich to finish it completely!

(monster growling)

Yeah... I can't eat that.

Plus since I wished not to be hungry.

[Ninjas] Tetsuo!

Okay. Okay.

Blah.

Oh, I wish I had some mustard.

(monster growling)

Stop making wishes!

Let go of me!

Nevermind.

(ninjas fighting)

Come on, just eat it!

In my belly with you!

No!

Ugh! I think I'm going to be sick.

Oh my love, I'll eat this sandwich

and wish for us to be soul mates forever.

Yep, I'm definitely going to be sick.

(Kami grunting)

Get them!

(Tetsuo screaming)

(people screaming)

(people cheering)

(Kami screaming)

(water splashing)

Phoebe! Stop it. It's good to have you back girl.

Real good to have you back to Kami.

So I guess this means you've got your appetite back.

Yeah, but I can't even look at another sandwich.

But for chicken wings, I can make an exception.

(Jo sighing)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(upbeat cartoon music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(Sardine Production's intro music)

(intensifying note)

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