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♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

Ha!

(punch thuds)

Huh! (thumping)

(upbeat tempo)

(laughing)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(thrilling tempo)

(suspense music)

(laughing)

(evil laugh)

[General] Right on time, sweetie.

Oh, thank you.

Uh, darling?

Oh! - Not you, her!

Mother Enoki!

Release the kidnap guy!

Actually it's a foreign one, body snatcher,

hostage taker, target tractor and bread toaster, sir.

(evil laugh)

As soon as Mother Enoki is alone, he will kidnap her

and bring her to us on a silver platter.

A silver platter?

Who do you think I am?

Mister, Silver Platter?

Money grows on trees?

I've got more money than the universe guy?

Tell hIm to use a bag!

A recycled one!

Naturally, sir.

(suspense music)

Once that old lady is in my hands, I'll finally be able

to humiliate Enoki and crush the academy for good.

(evil laugh)

Ah!

Mother, may I present to you my students.

The Chop Chop Ninjas.

We're honored to meet you Mother Enoki.

Well, isn't that precious?

You've convinced others to follow you in your wasteful ways.

And weak little children, no less.

(gasps)

Honestly Noki Bear, when will you give up

this useless Ninja Business?

What?

Useless Ninja Business?

Ha!

She said Noki Bear.

Mother always wanted me to be a sushi chef.

Like my ancestors.

As a great maki maker once said,

"The true value of a man can only be measured

by the belly she feels."

Yeah, sure whatever.

But, can a sushi chef do this?

(air whooshing)

Hee-yah!

Ta-da!

Well, probably.

(screaming)

Now Noki Bear, show me to my quarters.

All of this Ninja Business has made me weary.

Yes, Mother.

(foot thumping)

(groans)

(suspense music)

(suspense music)

I can't believe Mother Enoki thinks

being a Chop Chop is useless.

A true Chop Chop cares not what others think

but follows their own path.

It's something to contemplate on your day off.

Huh?

Oh yeah watch me follow my path all the way to that hammock.

(laughing)

Ah!

Day off?

What about our training?

Mother, wishes to take a tour of Rizon.

I must accompany her.

Her eyesight isn't what it used to be.

And she thought I was you a moment ago.

(breathes heavily)

Master, you deserve a day off too.

Let me take Mother Enoki to Rizon.

It'll give a chance to practice my protection skills.

And show her how awesome Chop Chop's really are.

What's that deary?

Oh um.

I said, I'll show you how awesome Chop Chop's are.

No no no, I mean, what is that?

Is it your weapon?

I guess this stick is a very nice beginner's weapon.

Good gone, you've put trying so hard.

(groans)

Come on.

Uh-huh.

Did you know, we squashed 47 separate attacks

against this very market in a single hour?

We're fast, we're covered, we never miss a thing.

Ah, Mother Enoki?

Mother Enoki, wait!

(air whooshing)

I'll let you steal the snow globe.

Oh, look at that.

Ah!

Hee-yah!

What are you doing?

A little something your son taught me.

(slashing)

(suspense music)

It's Chop Chop safe.

Huh?

Hey, where did she go?

(native music)

(snake hissing)

(suspense music)

Hm, a bit slimy but very stylish.

Does it always looks like this?

Ah! (breathes rapidly)

(screaming)

Phew!

Good thing Master Enoki also thought us to help but eh?

Ruin my new scarf?

My son's academy isn't even bigger ways

to time that I thought.

Ah, I should've kept my mouth shut and taken the day off.

(suspense music)

(groans)

Isn't it a little early for lunch?

After the morning we've had,

I thought sushi might be a nice way to start over.

Couldn't agree more.

I'll have the number four, eh?

Oh, we're not here to eat deary.

I signed you up as an apprentice chef.

What, why?

So you can make something of yourself

instead of wasting your time like my son.

First lesson, de-pooping shrimps!

A Chop Chop does not de-poop, we kick!

I thought you agreed to start over?

Yeah, start this morning over.

Not my entire life.

I'm a Chop Chop and being a Chop Chop is awesome.

But you, clearly don't see it.

Because you are a short-sighted, terrible human being.

And you smell like old socks.

Well, I never.

Now, you're not just wasting your time

with this Ninja Mumbo Jumbo.

You're also wasting my time and you're rude.

Oops.

Ah, Mother Enoki, wait!

No, seriously, wait!

(groaning)

Until you are ready to apologize,

I'll just go shopping by myself.

Until you're ready to admit Chop Chops are awesome,

go ahead.

(suspense music)

Oh, come to apologize already?

It's admirable of you to admit I was right.

Now, take me to the chopstick shop, young man.

Oh, we've been walking for ages.

This should better be a great-

Oh!

Mother Enoki!

How nice to finally make your acquaintance.

The pleasure is all yours, dear.

What time does the parade starts?

The parade?

You're the grandmaster aren't you?

Oh, yeah of course.

And you'll be my guest of honor. (evil laugh)

Iro, where is mother?

She even don't want to admit how awesome ninjas are.

So I left her to shop by herself.

Iro, your mission was to protect her.

Not prove your awesomeness.

Oh, right.

Forgot about that.

Huh?

Anyone loses sweet old lady?

(beeping)

Be ashamed if anything happen to her.

What do you want, General?

Oh, not much.

It's just for you to tell all of Rizon

what a big phony you are.

Read this.

Fine, just don't hurt mother.

Master, what are you doing?

We'll be humiliated.

A true Chop Chop cares not what others think.

I don't like this parade.

Quiet lady, this is the best part.

And action!

My name is Stinky Enoki and I am a big dumb phony.

I invite everyone to watch the amazing General

crush my not good academy.

He said it.

Did you hear that?

He said it!

How dare you!

(stick thuds)

Oh!

Splat, that old lady!

Huh, nice shot!

Come on, guys.

Time to show how amazing ninjas really are.

[Ninjas] Chop Chop Ninja! (groans)

(suspense music)

(electricity crackling)

Stay back, you!

That's it!

No more Mr. Nice Marshall. (groans)

Oh dear.

(sword slashing)

(screams)

(air whooshing)

Heads up!

Yah!

(sword slashing)

Oh!

You'll pay for this, ninjas!

(sword slashing)

Huh, ha!

Miss made!

Oh!

(laughing)

(groans)

Oh, now you're really gonna pay for it.

(sword slashing)

(thuds)

Wow, master.

I've never seen you kick so much before.

Yeah, I though you were a bubble bath.

Ah, well Jo.

As a humble ninja master once said,

"Don't mess with my mother"

(suspense music)

(screaming)

Get ready for a Chop Chop cleaner!

Neeko, where are you?

(laughing)

You're not getting out of doing your chores again.

Ah, hey cat and chores don't mix.

Call me when you're done.

(suspense music)

(breathes heavily)

Yeah! (laughing)

Freedom! (screaming)

(body thuds)

(groaning)

Neeko?

Are you all right?

Ah, what's uh, Neeko?

Hm, interesting.

So, you're actual ninjas?

For the 23rd time, Neeko.

Yes, we are ninjas.

And so are you.

Whoa, so cool!

It appears, you've lost your memory, Neeko.

But don't worry, hearing or seeing something familiar

maybe all you need to get it back.

And then, you'll get to be a ninja again.

Ah, really?

So cool!

Huh.

Chop Chops, I'm counting on you to help him on his,

eh, eh, memory journey!

Which should be, memorable.

All right, Neeko.

Let's start with something very familiar, chores!

Super familiar, trust me.

Chores?

Gosh, can't wait to get started!

Yehey, yehey, yehey.

Iro, what are you doing?

He hasn't done his fair share of chores in years!

It's payback time!

I get to do chores!

Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy.

(screaming)

(groaning)

Ah, what now Master Kamara?

Give him a smudge of smoothie.

(slurping)

It worked, Master! (laughing)

Again, let's do it again.

Oh, we will, Blob.

We'll fruitify all the Rizon.

Beautiful tree shall grow from those fruits.

And I shall be known as,

"The Fruity King of the Fruity Forest

that took over the city which is not even a city anymore"

(upbeat tempo)

(upbeat tempo)

Ha! (slashing)

(upbeat tempo)

Ninja, ninja, ninja, I will be a ninja.

Carefully, Neeko's doing all our chores.

Wouldn't it be great if he stayed like this forever?

He could be our, "Mop Mop Ninja" (laughing)

(mellow music)

Some friends they are.

Nah, new Neeko is nice but I like old Neeko better.

Okay, I guess you're right.

He is still our friend.

Time to get his memory back.

Neeko?

[Ninjas] Neeko!

Hm, by golly.

I'll be a ninja without them!

Free smoothies!

Drink them, drink them!

It's our free, anyone?

Man, how come no one trusts us?

Oh, oh oh oh, I know!

Uh, it's because we're villains, right, right?

Hey, funny fella?

Do you know how I can become a ninja?

Hm?

He doesn't know who we are!

I don't, who are you?

Oh, Neeko, you old prankster.

It's us!

Kamada and Blob, your best buddies ever.

Gosh, really?

You seem nicer than those fake friends of mine,

the Chop Chops.

Always making me do their chores.

(laughing)

Yeah!

And those Chop Chops are the worst!

We only give you the uh, the funnest Chops like um,

a smoothie sales person.

What do you say, buddy bud bud bud?

Gee, that's really nice of you.

But I want to be a ninja.

A ninja? (chuckles)

That's easy.

Everyone knows the first step is to get your,

Special one paid internship ninja training.

Whoa.

Cool!

(laughing)

The coolest, now go little buddy!

Hello, Rizon!

Would anyone like a smoothie?

Ha-yah!

Look, Neeko the Chop Chop is having a smoothie!

(dings)

Oh, he's so cool.

I wanna be cool too.

Ha, yeah!

Smoothie for you, smoothie for you, smoothie for you.

Ninja smoothie, ninja, smoothie, ha, yours, smoothie!

(puffing)

(puffing)

That's odd.

I never knew smoothies could do that to people.

Oh, well it's just the sorts for those people.

They were bad friends just like the Chop Chops.

[Jo] Neeko!

(screams)

Neeko!

Oh, that's one big apricot!

Huh, what's going on here?

(groans)

All right, ready for your first ninja mission?

Yes, master Kamada.

Shh!

(laughing)

Over here!

Neeko, glad to see yah!

How about we get your memory back?

Gee whiz guys, thanks.

Have some smoothies first!

Ah!

Way ahead of you. (slurping)

(puffs)

[Jo] Oh, Tetsuo?

Neeko, what did you do to him?

It's payback!

You're not my real friends.

Not like Kamada and Blob.

Aha!

One down, to go.

Blob, Neeko.

Ninja smoothie attack!

(suspense music)

(thumping)

(upbeat tempo)

(thumping)

Neeko, don't listen to him.

It's Kamada, he's evil.

No he's not.

He's my ninja bunny master.

(upbeat tempo)

Ha, ha-cha!

(screaming)

Blob, time for plan "Blobafy Neeko"

(gasps)

(groaning)

Come out, Neeko.

It's us, Iro and Jo.

We're your real friends, and we need the real you.

(evil laughs)

Blob, get over there and crush those ninjas, go!

(thuds)

Neeko, stop!

(screaming)

It's the end of the line for you, ninjas!

All right, Tetsuo banana.

Time to split.

(suspense music)

Ha-yah!

Neeko, just let me help you get your memory back.

And you'll see.

(evil laugh)

And surprise!

Neeko's not home, it's Blob time!

(groans)

Fruit him, Neeko!

(evil laughs)

Sweet, juicy, victory!

Yah! (groaning)

Hey, that's my favorite arm!

Neeko, no!

I know you're in there, you've gotta come out!

Neeko, you've gotta remember who you are.

(groaning)

Re, mem, ber?

♪ Neeko you must remember who you are ♪

♪ You're a rising ninja star ♪

♪ Flying high above all the others ♪

♪ They all love you even more than their mothers ♪

♪ Neeko ♪

♪ You gotta find your one true self ♪

♪ Come down of the disco shelf ♪

♪ And take your place as leader of the Chop Chops ♪

♪ See you're the greatest that's no one that can stop ♪

♪ Neeko ♪

You must remember.

I remember! (groaning)

Ah!

I'm Neeko!

The greatest Chop Chop ever!

Uh, yeah, sure.

It's good to have you back, Neeko.

(groans)

Let go of me.

Hey best buddy, how about you tell us

how to reverse this smoothie furry thingy?

(groans)

Never!

There's nothing you can do to-

(slashes)

(gulps)

(puffs)

(breathes heavily)

(screaming)

(laughing)

We missed you, Neeko.

Of course you did, Tetsuo.

Everyone did.

Miss me?

The original Neeko.

Coming at yah!

Ah, it feels so good to be me.

Well, catch you on the flip side, buddy buddy bud buds.

Neeko, out!

Well, I guess it's good

to have everything back to normal again.

You were saying?

Do I say good?

I meant frustrating.

Neeko!

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(upbeat tempo)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(mellow music)

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