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♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(upbeat music)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(laughing)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(tense music)

(screaming)

(upbeat music)

Commander Neeko, deploy the planes!

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

(gasping)

(gasping)

(upbeat music)

(giggling)

(tense music)

Major Tetsuo, unleash the secret weapon!

Aye, aye, Admiral Jo.

(grunting)

(dramatic music)

(upbeat music)

(grunting)

(grunting)

I'm hit!

Mayday!

Timeout!

Academy Handbook rule, 23 subparagraph 2A,

if the Master isn't in class by 08:23 sharp,

class is dismissed.

Woo hoo!

What do you mean woo hoo?

That's terrible!

We need to train and fight and kick.

We're Chop Chops.

Come on, Enoki, you can make it.

[All] No, you can't.

No, you can't.

(ticking)

(tense music)

(ticking)

Good morning, Ninjas.

Miss Sharp.

[All] Miss Sharp.

I'll be your substitute teacher

while Master Enoki is off for a few days

on a very secret mission.

(upbeat music)

(laughing)

Now, where did I put that schedule?

Well, why don't you tell me what you usually do?

We start with a 100 pushups and a 100 sit ups, and--

(laughing)

He's just messing with you.

I'll show you what we do.

(light instrumental music)

Really?

This is training?

Yeah, ninja jaw training.

(chuckling)

(gobbling)

Target practice.

There you go, you earned it.

Thanks, Tom, you're the best.

I know, Enoki works in mysterious ways.

(slow instrumental music)

(laughing)

(light upbeat music)

Ninja mini golf training.

What a wasted day.

Sure hope Enoki will be back tomorrow.

Speak for yourself.

I've got another whole day of training planned

for tomorrow.

(laughing)

(yawning)

I can't wait.

(yawning)

(snoring)

(bell ringing)

Chop Chops, you have a mission.

How about we do it tomorrow

after ninja breakfast in bed training.

Nice try, Neeko.

Tonight is a dangerous night.

This school explains the three steps

of your supremely important mission.

Dangerous, important, mission.

Sounds like a job for a hero!

You must follow these instructions exactly.

Now go Ninjas!

Time is of the essence!

Yeah!

Into the night!

(clashing)

I'm okay.

(tense music)

Careful, danger is afoot.

Let's do this.

Then we can all go back to sleep.

(cheerful music)

Ooh, dancing doughnuts, nice!

And our mission is to pluck a single hair

out of that guy's nose.

(screaming)

Oh, I get it.

Miss Sharp is getting back at us for pranking her.

No way.

Besides, a Chop Chop never refuses a mission.

(tense music)

(gasping)

Excuse me, sir.

You!

No cutting the line!

I'm not cutting it, I just need this.

Hey, stop that!

(upbeat music)

This might sting a little.

(screaming)

What you do that for?

Let's get out of here!

Next, tie the fearsome swamp crocodile's tail

to that mangrove tree.

Okay, Miss Sharp is definitely pranking us.

(tense music)

(screaming)

Let go, let go of my leg!

(screaming)

(upbeat music)

There, done.

Says here you have to double knot the tail.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I did.

Come on, one last task and--

(yawning)

Back to bed.

We must use these chains to tie Tom to his bed.

What?

Wait, what?

But Tom's the nicest guy in the world.

Why would Miss Sharp make us do that?

Unless--

(gasping)

She is getting back at us for pranking her!

I wonder where you got that idea.

(tense music)

(laughing)

That's it, night mission over.

Back to bed!

(snoring)

So ninjas, enjoyed my little prank?

(giggling)

You got us, Miss Sharp.

To think, we almost chained Tom to the bed.

What?

I was talking about the nose hair.

That was a prank.

The other two tasks were extremely important.

Every thousand lunar cycles Tiny Crocks sprouts wings.

And Tardy Tom becomes Werewolf Tom.

Together they terrorize the village

to satisfy their terrible hunger.

Yeah, that might've been good to know.

Point taken.

Come on, let's get Tom.

At least the crock is properly tied to that tree.

(gasping)

(spooky music)

Okay, you got me.

I didn't use a double knot.

(growling)

(gasping)

(screaming)

(growling)

[Man] Get out of here!

Freak show's over, clowns.

Time for the main act.

More like the main course.

(growling)

Ah, come on!

(laughing)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(growling)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(moaning)

(screaming)

(grunting)

(grunting)

Hey, fleabag.

Bath time!

(splashing)

(grunting)

(panting)

(fast music)

(tense music)

(rooster crowing)

Look, they're turning back to normal!

Thanks Ninjas.

What a night!

Finally!

Some well-deserved rest.

Ninjas!

(gasping)

Your bravery earns the finest rewards of a Chop Chop ninja.

A training-free day!

[All] Yeah!

(sighing)

But, your deceit of your earlier missions results

in the harshest of punishments.

Double training day!

(gasping)

Yes!

Remember Chop Chops, a ninja's true potential

could only be tapped

when total awareness transcends consciousness.

This state is called Chop Chop Awareness

or Chowareness.

(grunting)

(giggling)

Chowareness will allow you to solve any problem.

Such as the puzzles before you.

(gasping)

Got it!

Boo ya!

Nice!

Together, by solving this puzzle,

you can unlock a special gift.

(upbeat music)

(tense music)

(grunting)

Chop Chops, you must be relaxed to reach chowareness.

Perhaps this will help.

(dramatic music)

Yuki's chill resort.

Cool!

(upbeat music)

Okay, first hit the spa, then message,

then walk in the woods, lunch, spa again,

then go back to the woods.

Iro, first rule of relaxing is to actually relax.

(gasping)

Welcome to Yuki's chill resort.

It's the most wonderful resort ever!

Relaxation is guaranteed.

Wow.

(beeping)

Stress detected.

Removal procedure engaged.

Huh?

(laughing)

Procedure complete.

Chillbot is programmed to remove all your stress.

Isn't he great?

Mm, I feel better already.

Are you gonna eat that?

(slow instrumental music)

How is everything, Neeko?

Very chill.

Perfect!

Hold on.

Much better.

(slurping)

(giggling)

Hot tub, check.

Zen music, check.

Chowareness should come any time now.

[Camada] Canon ball!

Huh?

(splashing)

What are you doing, Camada?

I was here first!

I need this tub to relax!

Well, excuse me, Your Majesty.

I think someone forgot to take his chill pill this morning.

(dramatic music)

Alert, elevated stress level detected.

(laughing)

(moaning)

Stop it.

Chillbot, stop!

Just let me go back there!

Ill intentions detected.

My program does not allow harming of guests.

Oh, really?

Well, let's see.

How about changing your program?

I would adjust a few settings and--

What are you doing, Iro?

(laughing)

Nothing, just relaxing with my pal, Chillbot.

Chillbot is not a pal,

he's a military gravy relaxation unit.

Don't mess with him.

Of course not, I would never.

(grunting)

(tense music)

Punishment procedure engaged.

Huh?

Stop, I'm a guest here.

I know my rights.

I hope you like strawberry, Comada.

Hey, I'll be good.

Where are we going?

Come on!

(screaming)

Please remain chill and observe strict silence.

I'll come back, ninjas.

And you'll regret it.

(light instrumental music)

(slow music)

(sighing)

Fresh air, fluffy snow, chirping birds.

This is the best.

If Iro can't relax here,

he can't relax anywhere.

(birds chirping)

(moaning)

(bird chirping)

Chillbot!

Yes, dear guest?

That bird is making too much noise.

Is there anything you could do about that?

Silencing procedure engaged.

(tense music)

(slow music)

(indistinct talking)

(grunting)

Chillbot!

Yes, dear guest?

Is there any way I can get total silence

in this resort?

Affirmative.

I like the way the sun comes in

and dries it--

Please remain chill and observe strict silence.

Chillbot!

What is the meaning of this?

I've heard about cold therapy,

but this is ridiculous.

Program change initiated by guest Iro.

Total resort silence.

Eliminating all guest procedure.

Iro did what?

Tackle that order at once!

Chillbot!

I said silence!

Don't you dare!

All right.

Relax time is over.

[All] Chop Chop Ninja!

That didn't work.

Ah, finally.

Perfect silence.

Why do I feel like I'm being observed?

Chillbot, what are you doing here?

Uh-oh.

(tense music)

Huh?

Total silence procedure completed.

(dramatic music)

Who knew that reprogramming a robot to harm people

would turn out badly.

(nervous laughing)

This definitely wasn't in the brochure.

(moaning)

(groaning)

(gasping)

(gasping)

[Master Enoki] A ninja's true potential can only be tapped

when total awareness transcends consciousness.

Chowareness.

(screaming)

Ta-da!

Chowareness.

You impressed?

Not really.

Are you done?

Get us out of here now!

(grunting)

Let's go!

(groaning)

(upbeat music)

[All] Chop Chop Ninja!

All right, Chillbot.

Now it's your turn to chill out.

Chilling out sequence initiated.

Huh?

Remember guys, chowareness.

What?

(humming)

(moaning)

[Master Enoki] Chowareness.

(grunting)

(slow instrumental music)

Chowareness.

Chowareness.

Chowareness.

(sighing)

Chowareness.

(sighing)

Chowareness.

Chowareness.

(groaning)

(tense music)

Looks like this chill session is officially over.

Yep, Iro saves the day once more.

Yes, after messing with my chillbot,

getting everyone frozen, and destroying my resort.

Well, that's one way to put it,

but I mean you really can't say that I did it.

It was more kind of the robot--

You've got five seconds to leave.

But--

Five,

two, one.

Okay, okay, okay, we're going!

(screaming)

(slow instrumental music)

(humming)

(gasping)

That's it!

Come on, guys!

(grunting)

(slow instrumental music)

[Master Enoki] Chowareness.

Boo ya!

We solved it.

Congratulations, Chop Chops.

You have achieved chowareness.

You may now receive your gift.

What?

(moaning)

Let me guess, this was supposed to be a lesson

about how the gift of chowareness was

with us the whole time.

Yes.

And the budget's been a little tight at the academy lately.

(giggling)

(sighing)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(slow instrumental music)

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