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♪ Chop, chop ninja ♪

(upbeat music)

Ha.

Ugh.

(crashing)

Yeah.

Ha-ya.

(maniacal laughing)

(dramatic music)

♪ Chop, chop ninja. ♪

(guitar strum)

(tense music)

Hi-ya

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya and ya.

Well done, Iro.

How's the trap, Jo?

(growling)

Hmm, all done Master Onoki.

Nico?

Boom.

Done.

Tetsuo?

(Chimes)

Stay safe little ones.

Everything's ready for the general's attack Master Onoki.

He doesn't stand a chance this year.

That's right.

Just like last year.

(evil laughing)

(click)

The academy is mine!

(evil laughing)

(squeak)

Huh?

(crashing)

[Hero] or the year before.

(evil laughing)

The academy is mine.

(air releasing)

Ah--

[Iro] or the year before.

(evil laughing)

Ha, ha.

Whoa, whoa.

Ah--

Runaway, runaway.

(laughing)

(cheering)

Yep.

No chance at all.

Now we just have to wait for him.

(snoring)

What's taking so long?

Ugh, he hasn't even left the Forte.

Maybe he's sick and took the day off?

Or, maybe he's forgotten that today is his

I got kicked out of the Academy anniversary, huh?

A calendar maker once said, never forget

that yesterday's tomorrow won't be over

until it becomes tomorrow's yesterday.

But, while we wait for the general

I have a supremely important chop, chop mission.

The first one to get me an extra large anchovies pizza

from Rise and Crust will get the next Monday off.

Rise and Crust?

That's at the far end of the jungle.

It's going to be me. It's going to be me.

Me-me-me-me-me.

He's got it.

I'm hungry.

Very well.

Nico.

Keep an eye on the general.

Yes, Master,

Silly chop, chop's.

While I'm distracting them with these decoys

the general is digging his way to the Academy.

(evil laughing)

[Computer] Calculating.

Going to the Academy.

This years annual attack will be glorious.

(evil laughing)

(sad piano music)

(harsh piano music)

(drilling)

(evil laughing)

The academy is mine!

(Sigh)

This is rather upsetting.

(evil laughing)

Ooh, a pizza button.

(click)

[Computer] Re-calculating.

Going to Rise and Crust.

Huh?

No-no-no.

I just wanted to order a pizza, not go to Rise and Crust.

Whoa--

One extra large anchovies--

Huh?

That was fast.

Thanks.

See ya.

I'm so going to get that day off.

[Computer] Arriving at Rise and Crust.

(Groaning)

Calculate--

Re-calculated--

Target in movement.

(dramatic chase music)

(earth shaking)

Um?

[Computer] Warning, warning, collision imminent.

Ah--

(crashing)

What is this place?

Ow.

(groaning)

Hey, my pizza.

Hey, you mean, my pizza.

Iro?

I knew I smelled something fishy.

You're a fool if you think I'm gonna share it with you.

But I can make you a tasty knuckle sandwich.

TaeKwonDo.

(groaning)

(screaming)

(gasp)

Hi-ya.

(crying)

You're going to pay for that Ninja.

(slam)

Good evening.

So glad you could join me for dinner.

Dinner?

Great.

What are we having?

Well, you and your big boned friend, who ruined my piano,

will be the piece de resistance.

(sucking)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(sigh)

This is the most boring annual attack ever.

Where's the pizza?

Ah, just come and attack already.

We don't have all day.

I mean we do, but just ATTACK us.

(sigh)

(accordion music)

Hey, creepy, squinty dude.

I'm not with him.

We're enemies.

(slapping)

See?

Gentlemen.

Thank you ever so kindly for tenderizing each other.

You'll be nice and juicy.

I'm not nice, or juicy.

I'll give you ten guards if you free me.

Hey, no, wait.

That's too many.

Eight.

I'll give you eight guards.

(accordion music)

Okay, okay, nine.

Nine guards plus Blat.

Ha, yes, Blat too.

Hmm.

Guys.

This is the General's annual attack celebration party.

It needs more General.

(jazzy music)

Much better.

The general will be so pleased.

(party blower)

(groaning)

Five aces, huh?

Oh, you're good.

Best two out of three

(struggling)

Ah.

Psst, General.

You have long arms.

Can you help me get the key so we can open the lock?

Hey, crazy bald guy.

This little brat wants to escape.

I'll stop him for you, I'm on your side.

Ow, you little--

Thank you, my tasty friend.

I shall eat you last.

(dramatic music)

What did I do to deserve this?

Yeah.

I probably deserve this.

Yeah, you do deserve it, for ratting me out earlier.

Well I'll help you now.

Anything.

Just tell me what to do.

Take the fork and cut my rope.

Yeah, okay, sure.

Gentlemen, no wiggling, please.

You don't want to get all stressed and stringy, do you?

(dramatic music)

(screaming)

Ambience music, anyone?

(struggling)

No.

(blowing)

(crashing)

(screaming)

Oh yeah, revenge time.

Careful my friends.

You may be free but you seem to forget

you are still in my lair.

(clapping)

(combat)

Is that all you've got?

Actually I got a whole lot more.

Wait.

Not my trombone.

It's my last instrument.

Please.

Just stop.

Then stop eating people.

It's a terrible habit.

I'll make sure that.

You're coming with me.

(gulp)

Take care of my trombone.

Yeah, sure.

(crash)

I've got a pizza to deliver.

And that's why the pizza is late.

(chewing)

I swear it's the truth.

Right, a crazy, mad eating musical mole.

Cool story, bro.

(laughing)

(sad piano music)

No-no-no-no.

I want to feel happy, not sad.

(happy piano music)

That's better.

We'll get them next yeah General, promise.

Pizza, at last.

The Pepperoni is mine.

(happy chewing)

(string music)

Battle the chosen one, if you dare.

(weak smacking)

Who says you're the chosen one?

I do.

How could I not be?

(funfair music)

Ow-ow-ow-ow--

Liking your style, oh, chosen one.

Nico, don't mock the next great--

What's this?

Guys.

The official seal of the great chop, chop ninja.

Oh, my soul shall not rest until I hand pick

the next great chop, chop ninja.

It says, hand picked.

Sure guys, the great chop, chop will rise

from the grave to pick one of you.

Immortal, Jo, you're not listening.

Fine.

Let's assume he's alive.

Where is he, exactly?

The village of Ryzen is, was, and forever will be my home.

Fine.

But be reasonable, Iro.

This is no time for reason, Jo.

Clearly the great chop, chop is here

and he needs to handpick me.

Ah--

Ugh.

Keep your eyes peeled ninjas, he could be anywhere.

I'm so going to be hand picked.

That gig is totally mine.

He'll pick me because I'm bigger.

(sigh)

Excuse me.

Are you the chop, chop--

The great chop, chop would never tell you

that he's the chop, chop.

We need a test that only he could pass.

(crash)

Nope, not the chop, chop.

Iro, dodging a watermelon

doesn't make you the greatest Ninja ever.

She's right.

You have to be able to dodge all sorts of stuff.

(crash)

(screaming)

Guys, this is ridiculous.

Let's just drop everything and get out of here.

Drop everything?

Good idea.

(gasp)

Huh?

(crashing)

[All] The great chop, chop Ninja.

I have to say that was impressive.

Still doesn't mean he's the great chop, chop.

Huh?

Hey.

Hey, wait a minute.

Huh?

[All] Whoa--

Hmm.

(low chase music)

Huh?

Huh?

Whoa, look.

A genuine great chop, chop fight stance.

Come on.

Anyone can do that.

Oh great chop, chop ninja.

We found you.

Now handpicked me as the next great one.

Hmm?

We'll do anything for you master chop, chop.

Anything.?

(evil laughing)

Your first mission.

Fetch me the golden anchor from the deep.

(upbeat music)

You, get me the gold from the bowels of this cave.

(monster growl)

Relax, pal.

Chop, chop's orders.

Ah--

Hmm.

Ouch.

Ah--

Ah, here.

Let me help you with that.

(evil laughing)

Ninja's, you did good.

Ah--

I mean, you did well.

Most of you, anyway.

Just wasn't feeling it Master.

That Jo was a wise decision.

Nico, Iro and Tetsuo.

Your destinies are right before you.

Here, Master?

Yes, it is your chop, chop destiny

to restore my humble home and put in a hot tub.

But you said you would choose a successor.

Yes I did.

And I shall.

Based on your skills and obedience,

the next great chop, chop is--

You.

Jo?

Me?

Indeed and I have a very special mission for you,

oh, chosen one.

Oh, I'm the chosen one?

Here we are.

This is your last test.

You must go down there

and retrieve the precious chop, chop chosen stone.

Uh, okay.

Hold on.

How do I get down there?

(screaming)

Stop screaming.

Uh--

Prove to me I made the right decision.

(hammering)

Sun is out, shingles are hot, I have found my calling.

(screaming)

Spoke too soon.

Whoa.

Look at all this loot.

What's this?

Oh no.

That geek looks exactly like the great chop, chop.

What are the chances?

They're the same person, Tetsuo.

So--

There's two of them?

No.

He's not the great chop, chop.

He's just a thief.

And he's got Jo.

(screaming)

Ah--

Easy, easy.

We're getting closer this way.

Do you see it?

Yes.

Almost.

Got it.

Good.

Great job, my chosen one.

You'll make a great companion on our journeys together.

Journeys?

Oh, Ryzen is but a step in our greater mission henceforth.

I thought the village of Ryzen is, was,

and forever will be your home.

Ha-ha.

Well you see--

You're not the great chop chop, you're a--

[All] Thief.

The jig is up buddy.

Oh, not so fast ninja's.

I have your little friend in a precarious position.

If I was up there I'd kick your butt right now.

Oh, you little brat.

I'd drop you right now if you didn't have that diamond.

You want this diamond so much, here you go.

Ah--

Enjoy your descent, oh chosen one.

Hmm?

(hissing)

Ah--

[All] The rope.

Jo!

(screaming)

Hang on Jo.

Ah--

Don't start without me.

(screeching)

Hi-ya.

[All] Chop, chop ninja.

(growl)

Ah, help.

Oh, please, help me.

Wow.

You really don't have any honor, do you?

No, I don't.

Please, help.

I'll do anything.

Anything?

Ah--

Oh, waiter.

My tropical melon tastic needs a refill.

(sigh)

Coming right up, oh great chop, chop.

(sigh)

♪ Chop, chop ninja. ♪

(upbeat music)

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