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(Chop Chop Ninja theme music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

Yeah!

He yeah!

(evil laughing)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(spooky music)

(evil laughing)

Ha!

(everyone snoring loudly)

Oh, candy.

Get over here.

Let's see what you're dreaming about.

(laughing and cheering)

We meet again, Dream Boss.

I challenge you to a Ninja dance duel!

Bring it on!

A Chop Chop never refuses a challenge.

(upbeat music)

Dance fighting?

What a pathetic dream for a Chop Chop.

Huh?

Who are you?

Fight's over.

Huh? (screaming)

Whoa.

I am Magic Master, Ninja, dark magic practitioner,

and your worst nightmare.

Didn't mean to interrupt, my little friend, but I'm looking

for this thing called the Chop Chop medallion.

It has four quadrants.

One of them is yours.

Now, where is your medallion quadrant?

Answer me!

I don't know.

Yes you do.

Hmmm.

Curse that wretched Enoki.

Now I can't go back there.

He's going to be waiting for us.

If we can't get to Iro, why not invite him here?

He says he never refuses a challenge.

How about they give him one.

Good idea. (evil laughing)

Whoa, boss hands, Bra!

Hey lady, where'd ya get those rags?

The Dork Mart? (laughing)

I said the Dork Mart.

(whimpering)

(silly music)

(gulping)

Bring me this Ninja, Iro.

Now!

Yes, Master!

(yelling)

(evil laughing)

(dramatic music)

He-yah, hah!

Hah!

He-yah, hah!

Hah!

Hah! Bon Appetit!

Ahhhh...

Ninjas, Magic Master broke into the Academy last night.

That wasn't a dream.

Who's that?

She's a cold-blooded villain

you are destined to battle, when you are ready.

I'm ready now, Master.

I fear no one.

Iro, a veteran veterinarian once said,

"The fearless soldier is as foolish

"as the foolish cat is fearless,

"for they are one and the same."

Keep your eyes peeled, ninjas, and do not engage her.

(laughing)

Chop Chop gardening, hi-yah!

(laughing)

- Hey! - Huh?

Anybody heard of Iro, the coolest Ninja in Rizon?

You found him.

I meant to do that.

Totally.

We heard you're primo boss 'round here,

and we've got the ultimate challenge

for the ultimate Chop Chop.

In a secret arena in the jungle!

Challenge accepted!

Calm down, kitty dude.

We said ultimate Chop Chop.

(laughing)

So what do you say, Iro?

Ha, of course!

A Chop Chop never refuses a challenge.

Maybe not, but this sounds like a trap.

Remember, Magic Master?

Come on, Jo, you're just jealous

'cause they didn't pick you.

Come on, Iro.

We got to go.

Yeah, can't wait to fight.

Hmm.

(soothing music)

Oh!

Where are we?

Hmm, let's see.

There's the Valley of You'll Never Get There,

This is the Runaway, It's A Trap bridge.

Weird, I don't see the secret arena.

Course you don't.

It's secret, Bra.

Yeah man, don't pop a stitch.

That's not chip chip.

Chip chip?

Don't you mean Chop Chop?

Chip, chap, chop, whatever.

It's a trap, Bra.

You're a fool.

Oh no, I've been tricked!

Or have I?

Chop Chop, double drop!

Come on Bras, you're the fools.

Now why did you bring me here?

Is Magic Master behind all this?

What does she want?

I don't know, man.

Ask her yourself.

Ho-wah, cha cha ha!

(whimpering)

(grunting)

Whoa!

Ah!

(laughing)

Ah, I'm blind!

Hey, watch it!

(yelling)

[Bug] Time to pull outta here.

Huh?

Iro!

Triple double trap!

(screaming)

(grunting)

Sorry buddy.

Better luck next time.

Okay, let's go.

Let me go!

Not cool!

(grunting)

The more you struggle, the tighter these magic chains get.

And if you really struggle, they bite!

Ow!

Told you.

Trust me, there's a lot more of that coming your way.

But first, sleepy time!

I like sleeping.

(snoring)

Huh? (screaming)

Tell me about your quadrants!

(screaming)

I knew the information was in you.

Yes, show me!

I see the four quadrants are broken, broken and scattered.

But scattered where?

Where?

Why don't you know?

Where are they?

I don't know.

Then you're of no further use to me.

Bugs, he's yours.

Wait, he doesn't know where the quadrants are now,

but he will.

Yes, and he'll lead you to them.

Aw, can I just have a leg, then?

I see no harm in that.

Chop Chop Ninja!

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

Come on, Iro, snap out of it!

You're cute.

Wasn't looking for a fight, but if you insist, hah!

(dramatic music)

I got your staff now.

You're powerless!

Oh, ah!

Uh oh.

(evil laughing)

Come on guys, retreat!

You win this battle, but I'll get your quadrants.

I'll get them all!

(evil laughing)

I'm in trouble, right?

No, you're all in trouble.

(groaning)

Magic Master possesses terrible powers.

Never engage her without me.

You are not ready.

We're sorry, Master.

What's the medallion quadrant?

Why does she think we have it?

Follow me.

For centuries, each Chop Chop class has been tasked

to assemble the four quadrants of their Chop Chop medallion.

None have succeeded, yet.

Here sits your medallion.

If you succeed in retrieving all four quadrants,

great Chop Chop powers shall be bestowed upon you.

But beware, the medallion is not to be taken lightly.

If Magic Master were to corrupt it,

the whole of Rizon shall be engulfed in darkness.

She doesn't stand a chance.

Yeah, Chop Chop Ninja!

(upbeat music)

(grunting)

(whistling)

Jumping nimbly, Jo escapes certain doom!

Then, with a leap, she...

falls flat on her face.

Huh?

Huh? Hey!

Prepare for pain, dummy.

(screaming)

Hey, what happened to the dummy?

I'm okay.

I have it.

Need it for my dojo.

Neeko, what are you talking about?

Oh, there's nothing left for me to learn here.

I've opened my own dojo across the street.

Call me Golden Master Neeko.

Here's a coupon for a free lesson.

Iro, if Neeko wishes to start his own dojo,

he is free to do so.

As a great marsupial boxing coach once said,

"If a kangaroo wants to bounce, let it bounce."

Yeah, let me bounce.

Yes, but the equipment stays here.

(laid back music)

Is kiwi and kale, Blob?

I asked for kale and kiwi.

Not the same, my man.

Not the same.

Oh no, I've done bad, so sorry, Master.

I'll make a new one right now, Master, look!

Look, Master, you're not looking!

Look, look, look, look, look look!

I'm looking, Blob, chill out!

(glass breaking) - Yes, of course, Master.

Chilling right now, look.

Look, look, look, you're not looking, look!

Is this good?

Yes, it's good, Blob.

Why don't you go into town and get a cork for your mouth?

Yes, Master, a cork.

Oh, and watch out for those Chop Chops.

They're nothing but trouble.

Oh, yes, trouble, Master.

The mean Chop Chops, always fight with Master. (growling)

Wow, pretty impressive, Neeko.

Yeah, I was picturing a dump.

Ha, please, Jo, the greatest teacher ever, me,

can only teach in the greatest dojo ever.

This!

Neeko's Golden Dojo.

Hey fellas, I'm Tetsuo.

How's the weather up there? (laughing)

Ah, you're big.

No, no, no, wait!

(groaning)

(laughing)

It's a work in progress, all right?

Ow!

My bad, Golden Master Neeko.

(sniffing)

Nice kitty.

I'm not kibble!

We'll leave you to your teaching. (laughing)

Golden Master.

Yeah, you got some real champions there.

If I had boots, I'd be shaking in them.

(laughing)

Cork, cork, cork, cork, cork!

Clancy, no!

(cat meowing) Ow!

Biting fellow students is not a Ninja skill.

Oh, trouble!

Ninjas making trouble!

Okay, ninjas, and kick, kick!

Kick!

(cat hissing and meowing)

(yelling)

Guys, come on! (sighing)

A little help over here?

Student Fishman, this is not acceptable.

Give me 20 pull-ups.

One, two,

seventeen!

- Ah! - Twenty!

(groaning)

Ha!

Here, kitty, kitty, Blobby needs a body!

(gasping)

Better not blow my cover.

Ha, let the trouble begin! (laughing)

(yelling)

Hi-yah!

Well done.

Most Improved Student Award goes to you!

Great Divine Golden Master Neeko.

You have turned us into lethal weapons.

I did?

You're right, I did!

It's time we challenge our rivals, the Chop Chops.

They're trouble! (laughing)

Indeed, my young one.

As a great ninjas student one said,

"It's time we challenge our rivals, the Chop Chops."

They're trouble.

Chop Chops!

You laughed at me.

Now pay the price.

This is a challenge.

Your best, against my best!

Challenge accepted!

Hey Neeko, nice to see you!

What's going on?

Well, if you really want a beating,

I'll be happy to give you one,

oh, legendary Golden Master Neeko.

Me? (laughing)

No, no, no, no, no.

My best!

(growling)

Hi-yah!

Hey, wait. (yelling)

See?

I really am an amazing teacher.

(growling)

Hi-yah!

(laughing)

It's Blob time!

Huh? Whoa!

Oh, Master's gonna be so happy

when I bring him the top Chop Chop!

What?

I'm the top Chop Chop!

You want me!

Put him down, I command you, as your Golden Master.

(laughing)

Stop right there, Blob cat.

Oh man, this is bad!

Golden Squad to the rescue!

(adventure music)

I'll stop him!

No, no, no, wait, don't!

My bad.

Oh, what have I done?

(dramatic music)

Let me go, Blob.

We both know this won't end well.

Oh, it ends well.

It ends with you being crushed to bits!

Huh?

Oh right.

Master Kamata said I needed a cork.

(sighing) Okay, Golden Master Neeko.

Now what?

Now we're gonna need a distraction.

Fishman?

It's time I teach you how a throw those combat urchins.

Ready, Golden Master.

Okay, step one, open your eyes.

Oh!

Step two,

aim for that giant cat that you can't possibly miss!

(dramatic music)

Golden Master, I failed!

No you didn't the plan worked!

Look!

Oh, pretty!

Ninjas, surround around attack!

(yelling enthusiastically)

Hey!

(yelling)

Well, this is my stop.

Now, the most important Ninja lesson.

How to kick Blob's butt.

Watch and learn.

Huh? Oh no! (yelling)

(cat meowing)

Ah, Blob not feel good.

Say hi to Kamata for us!

(yelling) Blob forgot my cork!

(snoring)

(screaming)

(whimpering)

Oh, it's you, Master!

Master, you won't believe what happened.

It's because the Chop Chops had a new dojo

and it was full of cats.

Blob, didn't I send you for a cork?

Yeah, but the cat, (indistinct) cork.

(grunting)

It's nice to have you back, Neeko.

Thank you, Master.

I learned a very useful lesson today.

A Master is only as good as his students.

Right.

And that's why I came back.

So you can have your best student at the Academy.

Of course.

Oh yeah, I'm back!

(yelping)

[Fishman] My bad, Golden Master!

(laughing)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

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