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♪ Look out ♪

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(dramatic music)

(Ninja kick)

(grants)

(Bell Ding)

(robots breaking)

(electricity zapping)

Yeah

(tree falling)

Hiya

(Fist punch)

Mwahahaha

(Air whip)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(Electricity zap)

(Logo slap)

(Ninja music stops)

(Tension builder)

(Meditative music starts)

Um Um Um

Boom, what you think Jo?

(stick twirling)

(stick smacks)

Wooh

(Mouth spit)

So lame

Oh yeah?

What if I told you

this is one of the 67 secret moves

of the great Chop Chop Ninja himself!

(Book thrown)

Ha, See for yourself.

Bobs Real Deal Guide

to the Great Chop Chop Ninja secrets.

Yup!

All of the great Chop Chop secrets in one book.

How to shoot an arrow without a bow,

punch without a fist,

how to walk in two opposite directions, at the same time!

Secret squirrel bite?

None of that makes any sense.

(Foot stomping)

(Monster roar)

Watch and learn Jo.

Kick, punch, punch, drop, kick.

(Ninja punched)

Ugh!

Ahh, Jo, page 73.

Does it say kick, punch, punch, drop, roll, kick?

Or drop, punch, roll, kick.

(Foot Kick)

(Hitting Tree)

(Monster roar)

(Master laughing)

Master Enoki?

Iro, may this be a lesson to you.

There are no shortcuts to becoming a great Ninja.

One must learn by doing.

But, Master Enoki,

How can I become the next great Chop Chop Ninja

if I don't follow exactly what he did?

Iro, there is no map to the great Chop Chop Ninja!

(Ninjas Sigh)

Okay, maybe there is a map.

Follow this map to the mysterious

cave of ahhh.

(Ninjas excited)

Deliver a life saving message,

and you may learn something.

Deliver to who?

You'll know when you get there.

If you get there.

Wait, is this dangerous?

Hahaha!

As a great sword swolower once said

"Danger lies within you,

until you spit it out."

But your mission is as dangerous as getting milk.

Now go!

Off, both of you!

(Evil laugh)

(Birds chirping)

(Jo jumping)

I'm a crab!

(Iro Crab Walk)

Iro! This is a serious mission.

I know!

I'm using the great Chop Chop crab defense.

(Claw clicking)

Don't tell me you brought that book along.

Master Enoki said not to...

(Twig snap)

Hmm!

Did you hear that?

(Leaf crunch)

(Jo shushing)

(Upbeat music start)

(Upbeat music stops)

(Rustling bush)

Hi guys!

(Apple crunch)

Surprise!

(Giggling)

You're following us?

How are you going to have any fun without me?

I mean us!

Fun?

(Jo frustrated)

This is a mission guys!

Hm, according to this map

the entrance should be right

here!

Oh!

Close enough.

(Instrumental music fade in and out)

(Game show music starts)

Enter the cave of ah.

Cave side effects may include

painful pimples, loss of appetite,

diarrhea, an ancient curse put on your neighbor,

and itchy scalp.

Please consult your mortician before entering.

(Game show music stops)

Okay, here we go.

Got a message to deliver.

Come on you guys!

(Tension building music starts)

(Blinking light alarm)

(Blade slashing)

(Shooting darts)

(Arrows stabbing)

(Doll smashed)

(Blades running)

(Torch lighting)

(Tension building music stops)

No problem!

Master Enoki said this wouldn't be dangerous.

Crab, crab, crab

(Torch fire)

(Yelling)

(Torch fire)

(Shooting darts)

(Monster growl)

(Doom trumpet)

(Suspenseful music starts)

(Monster lurking)

Tetsuo, you can stop with the heavy breathing!

Uh I'm not breathing...

(Monster roar)

(Yelling)

(Earth cracking)

(Monster roar)

Crab crab defense.

(Monster roar)

Maybe not.

Take that!

(Monster roar)

(Rock bouncing)

(Doom music)

(Ground crumbling)

(Monster roar)

(Yelling)

(Smack on ground)

Hey Iro, any more genius ideas from your book?

Let me see.

The great Chop Chop crypt escape

with a single finger I shall destroy this wall

and set us free.

Heya!

(Finger crunch)

(Iro pain cries)

Hey guys!

Look at this!

Hm, these ancient images tell a story.

Peaceful beings explored these caves,

danced by fires, they were happy!

Uh, I don't read wall,

but that doesn't look happy.

Pf! Probably a typo.

What about those?

(Dramatic music)

Ugh

(Iro Pulling)

(Dramatic music)

(Adventure music starts)

(Jumping air swoosh)

Oh no, its a dead end!

(Adventure music ends)

Maybe this is where I deliver my message!

(Monster screech)

(Scared yelling)

Maybe not!

(Upbeat fighting music starts)

(Claw withdraw)

(Throwing star unsheathe)

(Rope throw)

(Monster screech)

(Throwing star slash)

Come and get us, I dare you!

(Monster screech)

I didn't mean that literally!

(Ninjas running)

Let him go!

(Jo jumping)

(Nail scratching)

(Neeko yelling)

(Ninjas grunting)

(Ninjas Yelling)

(Upbeat fighting music stops)

(Ninjas falling)

(Ninjas hitting ground)

I just don't get it,

why would Master Enoki send us here on purpose?

(Monster roar)

Intruders!

Beh Beh Beh Beh Beh, wait a minute.

This has Master Enoki written all over it.

It's an obvious lesson about, uh,

maps and the Chop Chop,

and milk or something!

And this has to be a super fake and cheap costume.

(Hair pulling)

Uh oh

(Monster grunting)

Eheh, maybe not.

(Monster roar)

(Ninjas yelling)

(Doom music starts)

Weee, Weee!

I can get us out of here

if only I could grab that book.

Looking for this?

Noo!

(Chewing and swallowing)

Give it to me!

(Doom music ends)

(Ninjas smacking together)

Oh no, we're doomed.

Forget the book, just do something!

Right!

Secret squirrel bite!

(Chewing rope)

(Upbeat music starts)

Hey!

(Rope Slurping)

(Monster screech)

(Rope spit)

(Net opening)

(Net wrapping)

(Monster falling)

(Iro swinging and falling)

(Monster hitting ground)

(Iro landing on Monster)

Hey!

(Monster falling)

(Iro flipping)

(Knife unsheathe)

(Bones crumbling)

(Knife flying)

(Rope cut)

Huh!

(Monster grunt)

Thanks Iro!

Come on Chop Chops,

Lets do what we do best!

(Tetsuo fighting)

(Monster hitting wall)

(Monster grunt)

Yoo hoo!

(Ninja stars flying)

(Rock cut)

(Rock hitting ground)

(Monster yelling)

Time to end this!

I've had it with, hey!

(Iro jumping)

Hey, wait a minute.

I've got a letter, you've got a mail box,

could it be that!

A letter!

Ah, I see!

(Chain pull)

(Dramatic music starts)

(Ninjas scared)

(Dramatic music fades to happy music)

(Room transforming)

(Ninjas surprised)

(Monster dropping)

(Milk sliding)

Hey! Here's your milk.

Tell the Master he can pay me on Tuesday.

Milk, we did all that for milk!

(Zen music)

Ninjas! I see you completed my mission.

Easy peasy!

Didn't even need my book.

Then you did learn something.

But Master, you told us it wouldn't be dangerous.

(Tetsuo chewing)

Oh no Jo, what I said was

"It was as dangerous as going for milk."

And I'm pretty sure it was.

(Bowl clink)

Tetsuo, I have a mission for you.

It's as easy as getting a box of cereal.

(Tetsuo spitting)

What?

(Upbeat music start)

(Stick opening)

(Stick twirling)

Heya, hya, hya

(Cloth wrapping)

(Mop Squishing)

(Arrow shooting)

(Arrow caught)

(Arrow twirling)

(Knife flying)

Tsuh, yuh

(Cards flying)

Well done Chop Chops!

When visitors arrive for the open house today

they will see the gem that is our academy.

You will each demonstrate your best Chop Chop Skill.

(Epic music starts)

Jo, you will showcase the fox star!

Oh yeah!

Neeko, the amazing skill of the archer.

Amazing is right!

Tutsuo, the strength of a mace.

Thank you Master

And Iro, the will of the staff of stillness.

Yeah! Wait what?

Shouldn't it be the staff of hiyo watat chow bl wup ha

In stillness Iro, only a ninja with immense will

can achieve perfect stillness

in the face of adversity.

(Iro grunting)

Now, I trust you've distributed the invitations

to the great people of Risen.

Sure

Oops

Right!

(Town music starts)

(Ninjas yelling out invitations)

Your invited!

(Ninjas yelling open house)

See you at the academy!

(Town music ends)

(Zen music starts)

(Door knock)

(Door opening)

Open house!

We're here to invite Moriko.

(Door closing)

(Japanese music)

(Moriko fighting)

(Sand blowing)

Well done Moriko!

- Princess Moriko! - Huh!

You're invited to the open house today!

You're going to see real ninjas in action.

Don't you mean, lack of action.

Stillness boy.

Real Ninjas?

How about some real sparring Iro,

are you game?

Oh, I couldn't fight a princess.

Wouldn't want to hurt you.

Hurt me?

Come on.

(fighting music start)

Hm, Hiya

(Fighting music ends)

(Opening paper)

See you at the open house!

(Stick dropping)

Huh!

(Dark music)

Oh Kami, you look very hot today.

I'm hot every day princess.

You sure are Kami. I love you!

So, how about we kiss now?

Okay

(Kissing)

Kami, there's an open house at the academy.

It sounds nice!

Nice, but mom.

I hate them!

(Explosion)

The princess will be there.

Princess Moriko.

Can't wait to see you there Kami!

Fine, I'll go mom.

And if anyone tries to get in the way of my love,

i'll destroy the entire kingdom!

(Evil laugh)

It's so nice to hear my baby laugh.

(Upbeat music starts)

(Rope wrapping)

(laughing)

(Man spinning)

(Cheering)

(Mace thrown)

(Rock smashing)

(Cheering)

(Throwing stars flying)

(Cheering)

Ninja stillness!

(Dishes clanking)

Iro the still Ninja!

Nothing can upset my great skill of stillness.

(Dish clanking)

(Iro struggling)

Hm Hm Hm,

Yoohoo, Moriko!

You're prince charming is here!

(Fire burning)

Moriko.

(Licking slurp)

(Romantic music starts)

Eek

(Kami running)

Where are you my love?

(Dishes clanking)

(Iro struggling)

(scooping dishes)

Thanks! You're an amazing Ninja!

Mmm,

I've had it with stillness.

How bout some Ninja action?

(Stick twirling)

Are you game?

(Battle music starts)

(Fighting)

(Crown oohing)

Iro, this is not Chop Chop stillness.

(Ninja Jumping)

Huh? Where did she go?

No Master, but I won the fight.

That green Ninja got scared I guess.

(Iro Tripping)

What was that?

In stillness lies victory!

(Crowd Cheering)

I hope I didn't hurt you.

Princess!

You win this one.

Princess!

What are you doing with my princess!

Relax Kami, it's just friendly sparring.

Friendly?

(Kami getting mad)

She's mine, mine, how dare you touch her!

What?

(Kami getting mad)

Iro, the will of the staff of stillness.

I understand Master Enoki.

Stillness.

(Kami flying down)

(Kami falling)

As a famous stillness umpire once said

"One can be technically right,

and still be wrong."

Now, you deal with the consequences Iro.

Eh,

you think you can beat me?

Thank again Iro.

(Kami getting angry)

I summon you!

(Lava exploding)

(Evil laugh)

(Ground breaking)

(People screaming)

The baby!

(Monster grumbling)

(Monsters stomping)

(Evil laugh)

Kami, what are you doing?

I'm going to beat Iro

so you will be mine,

mine forever!

You don't get a girl by beating someone Kami.

That's not how it works.

Very well my princess.

If I can't get you by beating Iro,

then I'll get you, by getting you! Get her!

(Hitting ground)

Chop Chop Ninja!

(Arrows shooting)

(Rope wrapping)

(Monster falling)

(Punching)

(Characters running)

(Tetsuo yelling)

(Tree slapping)

(Testuo crying)

(Monster hitting ground)

(Evil laugh)

Oh, there she is!

(Fighting)

(Monster grunting)

Hey, did you see that?

They are not as solid as they look.

See!

You're right!

I know what to do, come on!

Stand still princess!

(Iro evil laugh)

No Iro No!

Stop it!

(Monster grunt)

(Ninja kicking)

(Iro falling)

Kami! Stop him, and I'll be yours,

I promise!

With pleasure my love.

Get him!

Good luck Iro!

(Monsters running and yelling)

(Evil laugh)

(Monsters grunting)

[Iro Inner Voice] In stillness lies victory.

(Monsters grunting)

(Rock crumbling)

(Ninjas jumping)

(Kami in pain)

Ouch!

Ma, where am I?

Oh princess.

Kami, are you okay?

Never felt better.

(Giggling)

Fine day for a wedding, wouldn't you say?

Hey whoa, slow down there cowboy.

You going to buy me dinner first?

Good idea! I'll go make

a reservation.

Don't worry Neeko! I'll be your best man.

(Laughing)

(Broom sweeping)

Ugh, this is going to take forever!

Where's Iro?

He was here a second ago.

(Dishes rattling)

I see who learned something today.

Yup, in stillness lies victory!

(Upbeat music starts)

♪Chop Chop Ninja! ♪

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