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(upbeat music)

♪ Chop Chop Ninja ♪

(dramatic music)

Chop chops,

from the dawn of time

every ninja has had a ninja name.

Now is the time to find yours.

Show me.

(ominous music)

Kiai!

(ninja stars slice through air)

And done!

Meet Tornado Jo.

(arrow slice through air)

Just call me Sneako.

(staff thumps)

(air whoosh)

Kaboom! Tetsuo the tank!

At your service.

Yeah. Yeah, we get it.

My turn.

Come on, dummy.

(air whiring)

Time to face Iro the red bandido.

No, no, Iro Mount Kilimanjaro.

No, no Iro the hero.

That's not it.

(ominous music)

I don't know...

(Iro yelling)

(loud thump)

(giggles)

More like Zero Iro.

Ouch, third degree burn.

(imitates sizzle)

Iro, a ninja name arises from who you are

and not who you wish to be.

It can't be forced.

Just look at the great chop chop ninja,

his ninja name didn't find him for years.

Years?!

But I need a ninja name now.

I'm ready right now!

(loud crash)

That was a supporting beam, right?

(yelps)

(laughing)

Captain Splat!

Yes, General, sir.

I'm standing right here.

Show me my new evil weapon.

Of course, sir.

Presenting the bomb bulldozer.

Oh, nice.

A bambledizingiber!

Bomb bulldozer, sir.

Bolokizer!

Bomb bull dozer

Bombsaposer!

Bomb..bull.. dozer

Would you stop saying that

and show me what it does already.

It bombs, it bulldozes.

It has tar bombs, stink bombs,

clown bombs, broccoli bombs and

my personal favorite the mega bomb.

The one that goes kaboom!

(beep)

Great! My best invention yet!

(evil laugh)

Time to do some bamboomizing!

To the academy!

Uh, sir!

(grunting with effort)

Yes! I found my ninja name.

Iro the parkour ninja.

Yeah!!

(lightning strikes)

(sizzling)

(coughing)

I'll try something else.

I am Iro the indestructible.

(loud crunch)

Okay, not that either.

Help! Help! My poor whiskers is in there.

Don't worry, Ma'am.

Iro the fireproof ninja will save whiskers.

Oh, whiskers!

(lightning sizzles)

Ugh, I just want my ninja name.

(slurping lick)

(evil laugh)

Hey, Splat, where's the radio on this bamboondimizer?

I need dramatic music.

(smashes buttons)

Oops...

(dramatic music)

(gulps)

I'm Iro, the squirrel ninja!

(lightning sizzles)

(screaming)

(loud thud)

That was a bad name anyway.

As enjoyable as it is to watch you Iro,

Master Enochi did say you shouldn't force it.

Your ninja will come to you.

(whistling growing louder)

See? Just like that!

Huh?

If found, please return to the general.

Okiedokie.

Ha!

(energetic music)

(pensive tapping)

A four letter word for explosive device,

starts with a B...

(loud crash)

Oh, I know! Bazooka!

(bomb explodes)

(energetic music)

Come on the general must be up to something.

I knew it!

Let's get 'em!

My knuckles are itching.

Yup. Let's get him and get my ninja name.

No! Stop obsessing about your ninja name.

No one cares about your ninja name!

I do!

(upbeat music)

All right! On three, throw me!

You are so going to hurt yourself.

Hurt myself? Psh!

Iro the flying ninja never hurts...

(panicked screaming)

Relax, I got this!

(engine rumbles)

(evil laugh)

The academy is mine!

Prepare to eat dust, General!

Dust from the sky!

(panicked yelling)

Oh, look! A shriekwing!

So cute!

(horrifying shrieking)

(material shredding)

Aw, come on!

(evil laugh)

I bid you farewell academy.

Prepare to be bullboomdized!

(ding)

Oh, I've actually got the shivers.

I can almost hear the ninjas screaming.

You can, sir.

Uh oh...

(repeated thumps)

Oh, enough complaining Splat.

Ah, ha! I am Iro the...

Excuse me.

Tornado Jo already on it.

(upbeat music)

(electronic crackling)

No!

Sneako strikes again.

Boom! Nothing stops Tetsuo the tank.

Stop!!!

(heavy breathing)

It's my turn.

This is when I get my ninja name.

For I am Iro, the General crusher!

Yeah sure. Whatever.

(bleep)

Oops...

(engine rumbling)

(upbeat music)

(evil laugh)

(metal squeaking)

(nervous yelling)

(calm music)

(sniffing)

(nervous yelling)

(breaks screech)

Very daring, ninja.

Iro the daring!

You ninjas, mark my words.

Excuse me, General,

but we're heading straight for...

Silence, Splat!

I'm not done with you, ninjas!

(loud crash)

(sad horn drones)

Pretty sure he's done now.

Yup.

Not quite yet, actually.

(rocket whoosh)

(extremely loud explosion)

Oh, this is going to hurt tomorrow.

I'm Iro the daring, Iro the daring!

Daring, daring, daring.

Daring, daring, daring,

Daring, daring, woohoo!

I see your ninja name

did indeed find you Iro,

but remember a great name is like a great haircut.

You've got to live up to it.

Sure. I can do that. I'm Iro the daring.

I'm Iro the daring, I'm Iro the daring...

Well, well, Iro the daring,

how clever.

(evil giggle)

So these are the chump chops

who will help me release the dark master

and restore the temple of the dark orb.

Soon darkness shall reign over Rizon once again.

(evil laughing)

Archery requires immense concentration, silence and...

I'm ready.

Iro, archery is all about...

Ugh...

(arrows whistle)

Patience.

Chop chops! These are my woods and my people!

Rudolph! Are you all right? Talk to me!

Say something.

Rudolph's fine.

Fine? Fine?

He's screaming. Can't you hear him?

Blob, avenge Rudolph!

Oh, yes.

Blob time!

(intense battle music)

(car horn honks)

Hmm?

Oh, gotta go! Meet you later.

(repeated thudding)

(evil laughter)

I did good Master, right?

Tell me I did good.

You did, Blob.

But next time you gotta crush 'em to bits!

Or they'll just keep coming back.

Oh, great idea, boss.

Crushed to bits!

(crazy laughing)

Crushed to bits.

(horn beeps)

What was that about?

Wait for it...

Kiai!

Whoa! Meet my new pet fish.

...uh, Fish Boy!

You ordered it online. Didn't you?

No, this is totally different.

(TV static)

Buy your fun sized fish friend right now!

See? He is a fish, he is fun,

and he's my best friend!

Iro, I see you've adopted a pet.

Yes. He's going to be my training partner,

and ninja assistant and

we're going to have so much fun.

Well that's wonderful Iro,

but remember a pet is a great responsibility.

You must play with him,

care for him and clean up after him.

Play, care, clean. Got it!

I'll start with play.

(excited whoop)

Having a pet is the best.

(upbeat music)

(loud splash)

(loud burp)

(even louder burp)

(door slams)

(fly buzzing)

(loud chomp)

You had a great day, my little fish boy.

Time for bed!

Fish boy?

Fish boy, where are you?

We've had it with him!

But he's just a wittle baby...

(loud retching)

That's where it was.

Enoki said play, care, and clean.

Yeah! Keep him on a leash or he's out.

(inaudible speech)

Whoa! He can talk!

And his first word is Iro. That's me!

Sleep tight, boy.

Buddies forever.

(alarm chiming)

Yay! A new day with my pet.

How did you sleep, boy?

Terrible!

Rheumatism's acting up again.

Who are you?

Where's fish boy?

Right here! Thanks for raising me, Iro!

Call me fish man, now, will ya?

Whoa! Hope you have fun playing with your pet today, Iro.

(snorting)

(spits)

Yeah.. and cleaning!

Thanks for the grub, kid.

You're welcome.

(loud burp)

Hey, fish man?

You grew up overnight,

so does that mean that tomorrow you'll be gone?

Don't worry, Iro.

Fishmen live hundreds of years.

We just mature real fast is all.

Buddies forever!

(gong crashes)

Yeah! Training!

Sorry Fishman, gotta go!

Bon appetite!

Yeah, I'm back.

(excited yelling)

Iro, you're excused from today's training

so you may care for your pet.

But Master Enochi,

he's all grown up now.

He can take care of himself.

Iro, as long as he's living with you,

you must care for him.

But how will I be a great chop chop then?

A great chop chop fulfills his responsibilities, Iro.

(slurping)

Yuck...

Hey Fishman, how would you like to

move to a bigger and better home?

Huh?

So what do you think?

Well, it's nice and all

but this here is awful far from you.

You can visit the academy whenever you want Fishman.

See you buddy, buddy forever.

Fishman knows when he's not wanted.

Look at that.

He's got a little friend.

How cute.

Get him!

(ominous music)

(evil laugh)

Fishman, you're best buds with Iro, right?

Then you have two options.

Either, we crush you to bits or...

I'll take the other option.

Wise choice!

Welcome to Kamada's,

no more ninjas,

especially Iro, eco army of destruction

of things that are not natural or that I dislike.

Yeah, I'm back.

Where's Fishman?

He left.

Left?

Yeah, left totally on his own.

He wanted to see the world.

So now I'm free for dummy training.

I see. Glad to know he left on his own.

A lesser ninja would have abandoned him

in the woods at the peril of his life.

But you have acted like a true chop chop

and lived up to your responsibilities.

Right?

Yeah. I'll be right back.

Follow him.

Okay.

Sure thing.

On it.

(energetic music)

(crocodile snarls)

Huh?

Blob.

What have I done? Coming Fishman!

(energetic music)

Uh, I thought I was part of your

eco army thing of a what not.

You are! And your first mission is to be ninja bait.

Oh!

Fishman!

I made a mistake.

Whoa! That was fast.

You're good bait fish man.

Blob! Remember what you need to do?

Yeah. Yeah.

I do. I do!

Crush to bits!

(monstrous growling)

Fishman is my pet and my friend.

He's my responsibility.

(upbeat music)

(loud crash)

Marvin! My dear Marvin, no!

You!

Come out fish man.

(loud thud)

Boss, I don't feel so good.

Oh no, I've been bad.

I'm so sorry, Master.

Whoa! Thanks, guys.

Fishman! Where are you going?

You're mine.

You took the other option.

Meh.

Meh?

Don't meh me! You'll pay for your betrayal Fishman.

Blob, add him to my eco blacklist

of people I want to crush or dislike for various reasons.

Iro, you did well.

You may have lost a pet

but you'll have gained a friend.

I'm glad Fishman's safe,

and not living at the academy anymore.

Me too.

I'm glad that technically he's not living

in the academy anymore.

(relaxing music)

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