Original subtitles

How tough are you without your gun?

Tough enough for anything but your breath.

What are we gonna do now, Jake?

We're gonna wait and then we're gonna kill them both.

From the jungle of his heart, a flower to match your beauty.

My name is Herman Hinton. I used to be bald.

We took off to be together and now

we're gonna be further apart than before.

How about if I show the lady here what a man--

No!

Okay, back a little. Little more.

Nah, that's too much. Bring it forward.

That's too far!

It looks okay to me, Harlan.

I'll show you.

Hey, Bruce, what's going on?

Ponch, he's flipped.

I don't spend this much time at the academy

on spit-and-polish.

Maybe you need it.

Hey, big brother, if looking sharp was water

you would die of thirst.

Ponch. At least there's somebody here

with experience and maturity.

Hold this against the front tire here.

Ponch?

Uh, that last bike is a little out of line, Harlan.

Thank you.

Well, are you satisfied, Cadet Nelson?

It's only an inspection.

Only an inspection.

It is theinspection.

The captain is personally going to inspect the equipment

and more important, the vehicles.

Uh, Harlan, don't forget the people.

That's not my problem. I don't do people.

Back a little.

A little more. Whoa!

I see it, but I don't believe it.

Looks a lot like your date from the other night.

Alright, let's keep busy.

Let's keep it moving here.

Hey, hey, you know, it doesn't do much good

to have that rag on the glass unless your arm

goes up and down. That's it.

Well, if it isn't Buck Rogers and the Cisco kid.

Hi, sarge.

Station looks real clean, sarge.

Nelson, are you a latent fingerprint expert?

No, sir.

Then get your hands off the glass.

And I wanna remind you, you have exactly 15 minutes

to get ready for briefing.

We'll be there, sarge.

Boy, is he in a great mood.

Is it this bad every year at inspection?

This year he's nice.

Ponch. Message for you.

Thanks, Kathy.

Lori's coming to town.

That stewardess who's been sending you

pictures and post cards from around the world.

She's a flight attendant

and the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

She's gonna be laying over in LA for 12 hours.

Mm. Sounds great. When am I going to meet her?

You're not. This is strictly a private party.

Could be very private.

She's liable to be by herself.

You got inspection and a whole day of work with me.

Oh, wait a minute

maybe there's still time to find someone to switch with.

- 'Grossie!' - Hey, Ponch.

How are you, old pal?

What's that junk you're putting on your boots?

This stuff is the greatest.

Instant shine. Makes them look like a mirror.

Makes them crack like one, too.

Hey, I've already tried to tell him.

- He won't listen.

These are an old pair of boots.

Besides, there is no way I'm gonna flunk this inspection.

Hey, that's terrific, Grossie.

Hey, listen, I got a little problem.

I really need to get today off

and I noticed you weren't working--

Gee, Ponch, you know I'd do anything for you

but...these inspections really tire me out.

I'm looking forward to just going home and sacking out.

'Hey, how can you waste your day off sleeping?'

It's important that the human body

have time to reprime its parts.

And he does have more parts than the rest of us.

Come on, Grossie.

I wouldn't ask you if it wasn't important.

And if she wasn't beautiful.

Of course, there might be another day

when I could enjoy my leisure time more

like, um...New Year's day.

When all the games are on?

Your choice. Football or, uh..

Romance.

Okay, okay. It's a deal.

And the opening day of trout season.

You don't fish.

No, but I can trade it

with a fisherman for the fourth of July.

Phew, what a massacre.

Deal?

Deal.

As soon as briefing's over, we'll proceed to Harlan's garage

where Captain Burke will conduct the personnel portion

of the annual inspection.

I trust everybody's ready.

Ready to shine, sarge.

Luckily, Captain Burke has not arrived yet

to inspect our correspondence file

which enabled me to intercept...this post card.

"Hi, bronze beauty."

Sarge, if you don't mind, I'll--

Oh, I do mind, Frank.

"Will be flying in soon.

Can't wait to be in your arms at your love palace."

Bronze beauty? Are you sure that's not for me, sarge?

Love palace? She's never even seen his place.

This girl needs an eye checkup.

Frank, it's bad enough

'to use our official mailing address'

for your personal business

but to subject the entire watch to this, uh

emotional gibberish, well, that's unforgivable.

You're just not romantic, sarge.

Oh.

Don't tell me I see a gorilla at the door.

I've got a surprise!

A surprise...for you?

No.

Is it for you?

Uh-uh.

For you?

Maybe it's for Nelson.

No. Maybe it's you.

Sorry, maybe next time.

It's got to be for Grossman.

No. Linahan!

Right there.

Kathy Linahan.

From the jungle of his heart

a flower to match your beauty.

It's beautiful. Who sent it?

Oh, no. That's a secret.

But, uh, listen.

Kisses spread germs, so it's been stated

so...kiss me, kid, I've been vaccinated.

Must be that new perfume you're wearing, Kathy.

Yeah, it makes animals out of your admirers.

Quiet.

Post cards and gorillas.

I hope you're all in as good a mood after the inspection.

Sarge, I think that gorilla was wearing lieutenant's bars.

Alright. Alright.

We will now proceed to Harlan's garage

where we will prepare for the inspection, and please

do not litter my hallway or put your hands on my windows.

No hands, sarge.

- No.

I gotta make a quick phone call.

Alright. You're going to wear them?

Are you serious? These aren't wearing boots.

These are inspection boots.

Kathy, you really don't know who sent that to you?

No. Why?

I don't know. You should think about it.

There's a lot of weirdos out there.

That's silly, Ben.

You've been reading too many detective magazines.

Hi, it's Ponch. How's it going?

Fine, Mr. Poncherello. Fine. I just finished.

That's terrific. Mrs. Winston..

Today's kind of a special occasion for me.

You know, real important.

I was wondering if you can give the place

an extra-special cleaning.

I always give your place

an extra-special cleaning, Mr. Poncherello.

You never complained before.

I-I didn't mean it like that, Mrs. Winston.

You do a wonderful job all the time.

It's just that today's real important to me.

And I know you'll be as satisfied as all the other days.

I'm sure I will. Oh, by the way--

I know, Mr. Poncherello.

I'll leave out some cheese and a little salami.

Thanks, Mrs. Winston. Oh, one other thing.

I'm tied up at work for a while.

Could you call the florist and ask them

to deliver a dozen roses to the apartment?

I'll stop by on the way home.

'Ah, thank you.'

But I'm putting the time on my bill.

♪ La da da di da

♪ La da da da

♪ La da da di di di da

♪ La da di.. ♪

Excuse me.

Is this where Frank Poncherello lives?

- I'm an old friend of his.

Old friends know where old friends live.

I'm from out of town.

And, uh..

I wanted to surprise him.

So how about letting me wait inside?

I haven't said he lives here.

And if he did..

You can wait outside.

What are we going to do now, Jake?

We're gonna wait..

and then we're gonna kill them both.

Ugh!

Oh!

"A" watch, ten hut!

That's a nice shine on those boots, officer.

Thank you, sir.

What is the best deterrent effect

upon the traffic violator?

Visible patrol, sir.

- Yes, sir.

I don't suppose you know the penal code section

for justifiable homicide.

Section 196 defines homicide as justifiable

when committed by public officers--

I know.

I know.

Officer Nelson, what should your primary consideration be

in a high-risk and felony stops if you're working alone?

I avoid them, sir.

I call for assistance and sit back and wait.

Then why do they call you "Hot Dog?"

I like sausage, sir.

Don't I get a question, captain?

Not this year, Poncherello.

I'll inspect the vehicles later

but I'd like to see driver's licenses.

Uh, driver's licenses?

Uh, yes, sir. Coming up.

"A" watch, driver's licenses.

Draw!

The watch has their licenses

ready for your inspection, sir.

Well, it isn't necessary for me to look at all of them.

I believe in random sampling.

Have that officer bring up his.

Which one, sir?

The fourth one.

Grossman.

Me?

Front and center.

Walk from here to there?

Grossman.

Sir!

- Yes, sir.

Long time since someone tried to pull that on me.

This license has expired.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Grossman.

- Kathy. - No.

Hey, I haven't even asked a question yet.

Grossie's working the front desk

because his license expired and that leaves

one other motor officer with the day off. Me.

Ah, come on. Help a guy out, will you?

You want me to give my day off

so you can entrap a poor working lady

into your den of iniquity?

Hey, you got it all wrong, Kathy.

My intentions are strictly honorable.

Oh, well, in that case

I wouldn't mind having New Year's day off myself.

Oh, you devil, you. It's a deal.

And I have two 40-yard-line tickets

for the SC game next week.

Hey, I'll be glad to take you.

I have a date, thank you.

I need you to baby-sit my niece.

The killer?

Is it a deal?

Deal.

Get inside.

Hey, what are you, crazy?

Shut up and get inside.

How tough are you without your gun?

Tough enough for anything but your breath!

You alright, Jake?

Linahan, Nelson.

'What have you got?'

We picked them up hitchhiking on the freeway.

Where were they headed?

'They won't tell us.'

- You have no right to hold us.

Yes, we do, if you're underage.

Wanna tell us how to reach your parents?

Alright, let's go inside.

Sit down over there.

Now, come on, kids.

Give us a break, huh?

We're going to a place where no one hassles anyone else

where it's quiet and peaceful and beautiful.

And the land and the sea gives you

all the food you'll ever need.

Where is this place?

Somewhere.

"The Blue Lagoon?"

Where are you from?

Okay...might as well get started.

I'll check out the teletypes.

Why don't you start on the report?

Alright, let's start from the beginning.

Little different now, isn't it, Poncherello?

Carr?

Jake Carr.

Congratulations.

Got more brains than I thought.

You're sure not showing any.

This is about as dumb as when you broke into that warehouse.

Catching and convicting are two different things.

And you sure are not gonna be around to

testify against me this time.

Jake, you're consistent. You're still a loser.

Three time loser.

What did he promise you, 10 bucks and a candy bar?

- He's my brother. - Shut up, Charlie!

Okay.

Today seems like a nice day for a reunion.

So why don't you call your partner?

This is your party. You send out the invitations.

That wasn't a request. That was an order.

This isn't a restaurant.

Serve yourself.

Okay.

Kathy, we found this in the parking lot.

Guess who it's for.

- I don't believe you, Kathy.

- Some nut is stalking you. - 'No one's stalking me.'

Someone's sending me orchids.

You know, last week I gave a ticket to a movie star.

Yeah, sure. Most people who get tickets send orchids.

Stop it, I'm not going to start thinking

like a horror movie junkie.

Did I miss something?

Brenda Starr got another orchid.

No kidding? Who from?

Let's not go through this again.

- Nothing yet.

Hey, have fun at the prom.

Let's start calling around.

LAPD or the Sheriff's office might have something.

Huh?

You're going through a lot of trouble for nothing, Jake.

There's no way I'm gonna call my partner.

Everyone has a breaking point.

We just haven't found yours yet.

Take your best shot, man.

My partner's gonna bury you!

You expecting anyone?

Nobody.

Go take a look.

Go.

- It's a chick. - I'm not expecting anyone.

'What?'

Get her in here. And nothing funny from you.

Well, where were you..

Oh, hi. Um..

Is Ponch here?

Yeah, he's inside. Come on in.

Come on in.

'Oh, no.'

Why don't you, uh..

...go sit on the couch next to him?

Please.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't tell me.

Let me guess.

I've flown over 300,000 miles

and now your apartment is being hijacked to Cuba.

He said sit down.

Sit down. Go ahead.

- This is for real.

I'm sorry, Lori.

Now..

I think we'll talk about that phone call.

Right, Ponch?

I'll file the report, folks. Have a good day.

I'm studying for my driver's license renewal test.

'I miss being out on the streets already.'

- 'Bruce..'

I'm a veteran traffic officer. It's a piece of cake.

Here's one for you.

How steep must a hill be

before you're required to park your car

with the wheels turned toward the curb?

I know it. I know it.

'Hey, I know it.'

What are you doing, Bruce?

Starting a pool... on how many questions

you're gonna miss.

Great chance to make the children's hospital some money.

What's the answer, Bruce?

Three percent, but you'll forget.

Oh!

You got a car?

Yeah. I rented one. It's out front.

Give me the keys.

- Come on! - Alright!

Now, Charlie, I'm gonna go downstairs.

I'm gonna move the car.

Now, you be very careful.

- If he tries anything-- - I'll take care of it, Jake.

Come on, Jake. Let the lady go.

She's got nothing to do with this.

- You be careful, Charlie-- - I'll take care of it, Jake.

I'll take care of it.

Charlie, why are you involved in this

Jake is my brother.

What, do you expect me to watch him

go to prison for the rest of his life?

Have you ever been in prison?

'What's the difference?'

The difference is between open doors

and never seeing the night sky.

'If you think you're afraid now'

'wait till you have to walk across a prison yard'

for the first time and they spot a baby like you.

You don't understand.

Jake's my brother.

He takes care of me.

No, Charlie. He's taking care of himself.

He's using you.

Let's have some cheese, Lori, huh?

How can you eat at a time like this?

'Go ahead and try some. Come on.'

'Ponch, I'm not hungry.'

It's good for you. Energy.

Well, maybe one wouldn't hurt.

Hold it.

Now, no funny stuff.

I'm not going anywhere.

One quick nibble, and I'll get right back to the cage.

Yeah, and bring me a piece, okay?

Okay.

Be careful.

I don't know, Ponch.

These look pretty good.

You know what I always said..

I just love a man with gourmet tastes.

Oh!

Now, don't ever..

...try that..

...again.

Okay?

Okay.

Get over there.

I'm sorry, Jake! I didn't see it!

What are we gonna do?

I don't know, but we've got to stick together.

Okay, kids, the fantasy's over.

It's time to talk now.

We'll start with your names.

We don't want to talk to you.

I don't remember asking for a vote.

Someone somewhere has to be very worried about you.

They don't--

We said we don't wanna talk to you.

Okay, macho man, come with me.

Let's have a private discussion.

We don't wanna be split up!

- Rick! - Like I said, Rick..

This isn't a democracy.

Ran into a florist outside.

These were gonna be delivered to you, Lori.

Oh, Ponch, they're beautiful.

I wish we were sharing them alone.

Everything's changed now, Poncherello.

Now...you've proved what a tough guy you are.

'Want the lady to have to prove how tough she is?'

'Jake, don't do this.'

Shut up!

Come on.

Now, what's it going to be, Poncherello?

You gonna make that phone call..

'..or does the lady get a new face?'

Ponch!

California Highway Patrol. May I help you?

Grossie, it's Ponch.

Hey, guy. How are you enjoying your day off?

Terrific, listen, would you do me a favor

and page Bobby for me?

You're on your day off and you're with a beautiful chick

and you miss your partner?

Grossie, just page him, huh?

Okay, lover. Keep your shirt on.

Officer Bobby Nelson, report to the front desk.

Officer Bobby Nelson, report to the front desk.

It's Ponch.

- Uh, nothing.

Look, I promised you that I'd introduce you

to Lori when she hit town.

Well, today's your lucky day.

Are you kidding me? You don't want me anywhere near the place.

Hey, I never said that.

Are you okay, buddy?

What time can you get over here?

It's going to take awhile. I'm tied up with some arrests.

Well, shake loose as soon as you can, alright, partner?

I'd hate for Lori to leave town

without you getting a chance to meet her.

Okay. See you later.

What's wrong, Bobby?

Something's funny, Grossie.

He wouldn't want me within a 100 miles of his place.

- Yeah.

I just got a funny phone call from Ponch.

Listen, Nelson, I don't have time to listen to jokes.

Not funny funny. Weird funny.

Pulls every trick in the book so he could get the day off

so he could be alone with his girl.

Now he wants me to come over.

You think something's wrong?

I don't know, sarge.

It's weird, that's all.

Well, he's your partner. You figure it out.

Good advice, sarge.

Hey, Grossie, how's it going?

Like rolling off a log.

I got one for you.

Can a person's license be suspended

if he's never committed a violation in California?

Of course not, sarge.

Yes, it can.

If that person's license was suspended in another state

for failing to meet the proof

of the financial responsibility provisions in that state.

I think I'm going to get in Bruce's pool.

That's not even in here!

'Won't you tell me your name?'

'You really love him, don't you?'

I do. We love each other.

You know you're really very lucky.

I've been looking for my Blue Lagoon for quite some time.

I just can't seem to find someone to share it with.

Rick and I really love each other.

I know Rick's name. Now, what's yours?

Patty.

What happens after you find your Blue Lagoon?

Are you going to have babies?

Oh...well, we haven't talked about that.

But if you love someone, you have to start thinking about it.

I guess so.

'What do you want for your children?'

What do you want them to be when they grow up?

They're gonna have the best.

I mean, when they're your kids

there's nothing that's too good for them.

Maybe even a doctor or even the president.

Sure. Why not?

In the Blue Lagoon?

Blue Lagoon, huh?

You sure don't show me much as a man.

I am a man.

A real man would be acting a little more responsible.

He'd be worrying about his lady.

Man, you don't think I'm worried about her?

Apparently not too much.

Because if I don't get some straight answers out of you

she's gonna be shipped down to juvenile hall.

'You know what could happen to a young lady down at the hall?'

If you do that to her, then you're the cause.

No way, Rick. It's your move.

You want to play grownup

then you have to accept the consequences.

Everything is just, just happening too fast.

You're putting the squeeze on us.

Yeah, you're right.

Welcome to the real world.

Excellent.

Outstanding.

You run a tight ship, Harlan

but how does the maintenance record hold up?

As tight as these chassis, sir.

Cadet Nelson, show the captain the records

on...shop number 12-603.

Yes, sir. Coming right up.

I think you'll find Harlan's

record-keeping beyond compare.

Here it is, sir.

As you can see, sir, I've broken down the "A" check

and the "B" check into a tickler file

'so that no vehicle can leave these premises'

'without being mechanically and visually perfect.'

And in addition to that..

I had to chase a speeder through a mud bank.

Am I late?

Someday, you're going to need a favor, Webster.

Someday.

How long is it gonna take for him to get here?

I made the phone call for you.

If you want a fortune teller, join a circus.

I am really going to enjoy the end of this, Poncherello.

I can understand a dummy like you going down the hard way

but why take your brother down with you?

- Leave him out of this. '

I can speak for myself.

This wasn't Jake's idea.

You don't really believe that, do you, Charlie?

Who put the guilt trip on you from the beginning?

That's not the way it is. I would have come along..

...if Jake hadn't asked. Right, Jake?

See, you...you don't understand, Ponch.

You don't understand family love.

I got a sister that I love, man.

And because I love her, I wouldn't

ask her to risk her life for me.

Tell him, Jake. Tell him how it is for us.

Tell him!

What are you listening to them for, huh?

- Either you shut your mouth--

You're gonna show baby brother here

what a punk you really are?

How about if I show the lady here what a man I am?

No!

Ponch! Ponch!

I'll do it!

Let him go!

Sit down over there!

Come on.

Ponch.

- Shut up. Nobody move. - Quiet.

Just watch them.

You really were Mr. Poncherello's friend.

Mrs. Winston, what are you doing here?

I asked myself that all the way down here, Mr. Poncherello.

"Why should I care?" I kept on saying.

I mean, I put out the cheese

I cleaned your apartment extra special

I fluffed the pillows the way you like them.

Then I got to thinking.

Here I was at home with four pieces of bratwurst in the oven.

There's no one to eat them.

I thought of you with your special friend.

Mrs. Winston, you didn't have to do this.

Nah, of course, I didn't.

But I also didn't know

that you were having so many guests.

'This is not your normal behavior, Mr. Poncherello.'

What did you do with this apartment?

It's nothing, Mrs. Winston. I'll clean it up.

Why don't you take off now, okay?

Nothing? It looks like a tornado hit it.

Sit down over there.

You talking to me?

I don't see anybody else standing there.

Well, you better change your tone.

Or you're liable to find a bar of soap

where your teeth used to be.

Mrs. Winston, please come over here and sit down.

Is there some kind of trouble going on?

Trouble is a good word for it.

I knew the minute I saw his face

I didn't like it.

You on our side?

Yes, ma'am. I sure am.

Quiet!

'Aw.'

Your poor mother must be having a stroke

thinking a son turned out like you.

Now, that is enough, lady, okay?

Hah!

I'm really scared.

Don't be.

I'm watching out for you.

How can you watch out for me

if they send us to two different places?

I don't know.

You know, Patty, I'm doing the best that I can.

I know you are, but it just isn't working out.

We took off to be together

and now we're gonna be further apart than before.

What do you wanna do?

What do youwanna do?

I love you, Patty.

I love you, too, Rick.

But we have to talk to them.

What's on your mind, Rick?

We were both running away.

Why?

- It's our parents. - Myparents.

We love each other, but they wouldn't let us see each other.

It just isn't fair.

They don't have a right to do that, do they?

Well, maybe you all need another chance.

'Well, what do you say?'

Shall we call your folks?

Do you want to?

It's up to you.

Rick, help the lady.

Let's call 'em.

Alright.

Guess what was just delivered to the front desk.

"As time grows nearer, my heart beats faster."

Isn't that beautiful?

About those flowers..

What now?

The man who's been sending them

is waiting for you in the coffee room.

I'll take care of this.

You most certainly will not.

- Hello, Officer Linahan.

You don't remember me, do you?

My name is Herman Hinton.

I used to be bald.

That's probably your parole officer.

Did you miss a check

You, pick it up.

And remember, I'm gonna be listening.

Hello?

Hi, Lori. It's Bobby Nelson. Is Ponch there?

Yes, he is, but..

He can't come to the phone right now.

I'll wait.

Uh, so how is everything going?

Fine.

Just fine.

Um, here's Ponch. He can come now, okay?

I'll see you real soon.

Hey, hot dog, what's taking you so long?

I'm still trying to find someone to cover for me.

Listen, why don't you ask Grossman?

Hey, good idea. I'll see you in a little bit.

After you stopped me for running that red light

I got to thinking.

Just because I lost my wife

there was no reason to live in the past.

That was up on "Sunset Boulevard", wasn't it?

Yes, I could have killed somebody running that light

and you...gosh, you were so nice and so sensitive.

You went well beyond just talking to a violator.

You made me realize that maybe..

Maybe I should go on living.

Mr. Hinton, I didn't do anything special for you that day.

I spent some time talking to you

because you seemed like a nice man.

But all these beautiful flowers you're sending me..

'Oh, do you like them?'

I have my own orchid farms, you know.

I have successfully bred a new species

which I have named... the Kathalia.

Oh! For me?

Yes. The orchid society's already registered it.

Mr. Hinton, I'm really honored.

But you have to start living your own life

and I have to live mine.

You should call your friends, and..

...get back into your old social circles.

Gosh, you're a wonderful girl.

But it wouldn't, wouldn't be the same without my wife.

It's not supposed to be.

'You must think of me as a silly old man, don't you?'

No. We all get lonely.

I hope we can still be friends.

Maybe even have a cup of coffee sometime.

Can I still keep your name on the new orchid?

I'd be very proud.

Oh, thank you..

Kathalia.

There's a policewoman in there that will kiss anybody.

This didn't turn out to be much of a day, did it?

I thought we'd have a nice dinner

a quiet evening by the fireplace.

I'm so scared.

Hey, hey, hey, come on. It's not over yet.

You know, I think that's one of the things

I like about you most.

You're always optimistic.

Tell me the other reasons later.

Why don't you knock off the talk, huh?

Jake, I think I'm going to have to measure your class

on a minus scale.

He said shut up, Ponch.

Or what, man?

Why don't you finish it, boys? What about the women?

What are you gonna do with them, huh?

I-It's not our fault that they showed up.

Congratulations, Charlie.

You finally started thinking like Jake.

'Nothing he ever did was his fault.'

You talk too much.

Did he ever tell you how we met?

'Right after he hit an old lady over the head'

and stole her purse?

That wasn't his fault, either.

And I'm sure he didn't tell you about the time

he wiped out a whole family when he plowed into them

after speeding away from a liquor store holdup.

But, hey, that's okay, man

because they shouldn't have been in that intersection.

That wasn't Jake's fault.

You may be ready to die today..

But I doubt if the lady is.

Ponch!

You take your hands off her!

Jake, come on, man. Let's..

Let's not do this.

You can let her go, Jake. I've said it all.

You just showed Charlie what Jake Carr is all about.

This is it, Charlie.

Come on, Jake. Let's go home. Come on.

Let her go.

You take the women into the dinette and you cover me.

Now, do it.

- I'll get the door. - You stay where you are.

Ah!

Up. Drop it!

Alright, hands behind your head. Come on.

Bruce.

You alright?

Yeah, I think so.

Lori!

You alright?

I'm okay!

Mrs. Winston.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

But I'm putting this time on my bill!

Partner, it's good to see you.

Partner, it's good to see me, too.

Hello, mom? Please don't cry.

I'm alright. Rick's with me.

Honest. Everything's alright.

We're coming home tonight.

I love you, too.

- Just worried.

Come on. We can wait in the coffee room.

I finished the crime report.

How are you doing on the arrest warrants?

- Almost done, Ponch. - Come on, Bobby.

I don't wanna spend my whole day off in the report room.

You know, I have never been in a police station before.

This is really exciting.

- Yeah.

Read it and weep.

One hundred percent!

Alright!

Wow! That's really socking it to them.

Here's the pool.

Let's see, uh, no misses, no misses..

Zero misses..

Everyone picked me to get a hundred percent!

Except one.

Officer Arthur Grossman

predicted he would miss three.

Grossie, you owe the children's hospital 25 bucks.

'Twenty-five bucks!'

Well, I'm glad to see that I run a happy ship.

Sarge, can you approve these reports while you're here?

Well, normally, I'd prefer to have

the concerned officers present

while I go over their reports

so they can correct their usual errors

but, uh, I'm going to let my policy slide this time.

Thank you, sarge. I'll make it up to you. Promise.

Come on, let's get out of here.

I know a great restaurant with big private booths.

Report room.

Just a minute, please. Miss.

It's for you.

Hello. Yes.

Yes, I understand.

Mm-hmm.

As fast as I can.

What's the matter?

One of the girls called in sick.

And I've got to cover for her on the next flight.

Now?

Now.

Well, when am I gonna see you again?

Oh, Ponch, I'm sorry.

I promise, the next layover

we'll spend the whole day together.

Well, when will that be?

For sure on New Year's day.

New Year's day?

- No chance! - No chance!