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Don't suppose you'd be interested

in making $200 an hour?

We arrest people like you.

You're the Barcelona man. Great.

I'll cut him off, you corner him.

The sarge is gonna love it!

That's good, right. Alright.

Nice. Perfect.

Up, one more. That's it. Smile.

- 'Let's see the eyes.' - 'Okay. It's really nice.'

'Tilt the head down now.'

'Pop the eyes out.'

That's good. Keep it moving.

- More teeth, more teeth. - Nice. Great.

All the way up to the top.

Very nice. Beautiful.

Sit down, now.

Uh, Geoffrey, just a minute.

Let me fix this.

Okay, there we go.

Terrific.

That looks nice. Okay, great.

'That's it. Oh, that works nice.'

Come on, Sheila. Little more life into it.

- 'Alright.' - 'That's it, that's it.'

'Alright. Get ready to slide, okay?'

'When I say slide. Here we go!'

'Okay, now slide.'

Great, okay. That works.

- Let's go to the next place. - Okay, that's it.

Nice, yeah.

- Good movement. - Okay.

Okay, Bobbi and Linda, Move in on each side.

Okay, girls, look at me as you get on the slide.

Shake it up. That's it. Heads to me.

- That's it. Be careful. - Great.

'That's nice. Okay, fine.'

Keep looking at me. Keep turning.

Alright, keep turning. That's very nice.

Getting tired, Leslie.

You're getting rich, Sheila.

Keep it up.

Okay, girls. That's-that's fine.

- Let's go over to the swing. - Wait.

And we're out of here for that action, okay?

Sheila, you be here.

Linda and Bobbi, come over here.

Great. Okay. Now you be pushing from behind.

Okay? Okay, everybody having lots of fun.

'You love it, it's marvelous.'

- 'Let's go.' '

Bet that camera's worth a lot of bucks.

There's only one way to find out.

- It's good. - Good.

Great. Okay, get the head down.

Okay. Terrific, girls.

Now, give me that baby girl pout.

- That's real good. - Okay, terrific, great.

Well, what do you think, Ponch?

I think we took a wrong turn

and wound up in paradise.

How come you never introduce

me to women like that?

Only when you're ready, Bobby.

Only when you're ready.

Hey, that's my bag!

Go get the bag!

Hey, you!

I need you!

Oh, no!

Aah!

Alright. Put your hands on your head.

I was wondering where you were.

Hey, somebody had to validate their tickets.

You want to get the other joker?

Come on, this way.

I've already called LAPD.

They're on their way to pick up these yo-yos.

Where are you going?

Returning this equipment to those beautiful ladies.

How come you get to take it back?

Hey, S-O-G-T-B-A.

S

Senior officer gets the best assignments.

That was wonderful.

You were absolutely terrific.

I can't believe the way you rode after them.

It was like a Western movie.

I'm always available when there's a lady in distress.

I don't think there's anything missing.

We were on them pretty fast.

Yeah. Everything seems to be okay.

Thanks. This equipment cost a lot of money.

Somebody say something about breaking

for the rest of the day?

Come on, Geoffrey. I'm on a tight budget.

The light's changing on me, Leslie.

We can get the rest of the shots back at the studio.

- Sure.

Police can come around to the studio

later and finish the report.

I hope I can see you again, Officer Poncherello.

Ponch. Count on it.

Sheila, why don't you ride with me?

I already told Linda I'd ride back with her.

We have business to talk over.

Some, uh...new poses and layouts.

Definite possibilities.

See anything you like?

Not bad, not bad at all.

Really?

I don't suppose you'd be interested

in making $200 an hour?

We arrest people like you.

Hey, I'm on the level.

How about 300?

How about introducing yourself?

Leslie Saint John.

One of my clients is marketing a new line of jeans.

They call them "the Barcelona man."

I'm gonna tell him he's found his new model.

Oh, you also better tell him that I'm a cop.

Just think of it as a part-time job

in a pleasant working environment.

There are a lot of extra benefits...Ponch.

You do present a tempting employee package.

Excuse me, ma'am.

The junior officer is finished doing

all the routine work, sir.

We've got to get back to work.

Think about it. Call me. Soon.

You never know.

Stand back, please.

What's with the business card?

Leslie. She's got this idea I could be a model.

That's ridiculous.

That's what I told her.

But the more I think about it..

...the more it sounds like fun.

Maybe she's got something for me, too.

I doubt it.

They need an honest look.

Eight million dollars in diamonds.

What a haul.

Thanks, Eddie.

Nice doing business with you.

Anytime, Mr. O'Brien.

- Thanks for the work. - You bet.

That car up ahead..

'...doesn't have a current registration sticker.'

Hit the reds.

He's not stopping.

Yeah, but he's not trying to get away.

Let's see your driver's license, please.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry for not stopping, officer.

Had my radio on and I didn't see you till the last minute.

We stopped you, Mr. O'Brien because you don't have

a current registration sticker on your car.

That's impossible.

Mind if I take a look?

Go ahead.

You know, my business manager handles all my bills.

I assumed he took care of this.

You don't remember getting your sticker in the mail?

To tell you the truth, officer, I've been so busy

with my business, I haven't any idea.

My..

Look at my car.

Sorry, the door was locked.

It was just a force of habit, I didn't..

And the brakes?

I thought I put it on.

- 'What a wipeout.' - Yeah.

My insurance company's gonna love this.

A wrecked car and...a ticket.

Uh, Mr. O'Brien, I think we'll pass on that ticket.

Thanks.

Got a minute, sarge?

Oh, I always got time for you, Frank.

Well, it won't take long.

Uh, about that outside employment request I submitted?

Yeah, well, I'm running it by the captain.

Well, you-you don't have to make

such a big deal out of it.

If it gets approved, I'll just come by

your office and pick it up, okay?

Yeah, I..

'The LAPD had a major robbery'

in which a courier was hit as he was about

to get into his car at the airport parking lot.

He was carrying $8 million worth of loose diamonds.

Whatever happened to credit cards?

Any suspects, sergeant?

Yeah, a witness saw, uh, older brown car

with a dent in the driver's door leaving the scene.

That's the kind of case we ought to get involved in.

Calm yourself, tiger.

A reminder, ladies and gentlemen

that the Pasadena freeway

remains our problem area during the rush hour.

Be prepared to cover for the unit on that beat.

Okay, that's it, oh, uh, Frank..

- I talked to the captain.. - Uh, sarge--

And he doesn't know why you want to become a model, either

but, uh..

...your employment request was approved.

Don't tell me "Field and Stream" decided to have a centerfold.

One thing's for sure, it's not "Ebony".

Ponch, I love a man who's not afraid

to try a woman's game.

Thanks a lot, sarge.

I appreciate the confidentiality.

Hey, no problem.

Alright, hit your beats.

Thanks for the backup.

Hey, you know you're always number one

in my heart.

I'll trade you the tall blonde

for the name of this guy.

Eight million dollars in diamonds.

Phew. What a bust!

Zorn..

...you were told never to come here.

You were supposed to make the delivery 8 hours ago.

Delivery's delayed.

That wasn't part of the agreement.

Neither was giving me a car with the wrong tags

on the license plate.

That's your problem.

You took half the money up front.

'The boss expects the contract to be honored.'

No, no, no. That's ourproblem.

Otherwise I tell him who reallymessed things up.

'I'd just walk away.'

The shipment's safe, isn't it?

Sure. Unless a couple of chippies get curious.

And if they figure it out..

...kill 'em.

Okay, here we go nice and easy.

Make this camera the eyes of the lady.

'Give me a little turn to the right.'

Okay. Now, alright, now-now, look back to me.

'Okay, alright, okay.'

'Okay. Now, tilt your head up.'

'No, not-not quite that high.'

Linda, Sheila. Move in.

'Each take a shoulder.'

- 'Alright.' - 'There you go.'

That's it. Move in tight.

'That's the attitude I'm looking for, Ponch.'

'Terrific.'

'Break their hearts, sell our jeans.'

Are you getting what I'm seeing, Geoffrey?

Absolutely.

'Isn't he gorgeous, girls?'

He's got a great body.

But up here...there's nothing.

'Okay, girls. Change sides.'

'Okay, Sheila? Full face.'

'That's it. Okay, both-both hands on the shoulder.'

Come on, Sheila, give me those million dollar eyes.

Come on! Don't go dry on me!

Okay, let's-let's try Sheila off for a while.

'Linda, change.'

'Okay, Ponch, I think we can lose the chain.'

Why don't you try this on the other wrist?

Linda, let's try it on the floor.

Lie down. Okay.

Also, why don't you try with one without the hat?

'That's terrific.'

'Alright, you're the Barcelona man.'

'Great.'

'That'swhat I'm looking for.'

'That's it!'

Okay, everybody take five.

You were sensational.

- Nothing to it.

Hot stuff, Ponch.

You even surprised your manager.

Ladies, will you excuse us for a minute, please?

Got a minute, manager?

Sure. Everything alright?

'They treating you okay?'

I'm looking into your dressing room now.

Ah, what's with the manager stuff, huh?

Ponch..

...unless you have a manager in this business..

...no one respects you.

'It's got to stop, Geoffrey.'

Five thousand dollars the first of every month.

Shouldn't be too hard to remember, Sheila.

I can't keep paying.

It has to end.

Oh, I hope not.

For your sake.

And what would you do if I told the police?

Well...that's up to you.

You tell 'em your story..

...and I'll tell 'em mine.

Who will get hurt more?

I wonder what that's all about.

There's definitely no love lost there.

Come on.

Everything alright?

Sure.

Excuse me, I have to get to makeup.

'Um, tell him we're on the set please, Ponch.'

You tell 'em I'll be here in a minute, okay?

Anything you want to talk about?

I, uh..

I'm not in the talking mood right now.

Hey, come on, sunshine.

You're gonna ruin that makeup.

It's already ruined.

Well, then it won't make a difference.

And I have always wanted to do this.

Oh, what are you doing?

There. That should do it.

I look ridiculous.

Only when you cry.

Sheila, I've been a cop too long

not to smell trouble.

Ponch..

...could somebody get in a lot of trouble

for something they did when they were 13, 14?

I don't think the law is really trying

to punish kids, Sheila.

I've done such stupid things.

Let's talk about it, okay?

I don't get shocked very easily.

If you had a little girl..

..and you loved her very much..

...then, your little girl..

...did something very, very dumb..

I mean, the kinda thing that would humiliate you

in front of your friends and family..

'Could you ever forgive her?'

Yes, I could.

Nothing matters more than someone I love.

- Ponch, I-- - 'There you are.'

I got a whole crew waiting for the star.

In a minute, okay?

Go on. We'll talk later, okay?

She's gonna be fine, Ponch.

- We're waiting. - Alright.

We willtalk later?

Yeah. Now go on. I'll be fine.

Okay.

Hello, Sheila?

'HI. This is Sheila.'

'I'm not available at the moment.'

'Please wait for the tone and leave a message. Here it comes.'

Sheila, this is Ponch.

Please give me a call right away.

I'm very worried about you.

She's still not home.

Did she say anything when she left the studio?

Nothing. She ran out while you were on the set.

There's something wrong.

- It's got a dent in the door! - Oh, come on, man.

So did the other four brown cars you made me stop today.

One more isn't gonna make a difference.

An eight million dollar caper?

Alright. Let's get it over with.

Excuse me, sir. Can we talk to you for a minute?

Yeah.

I'll cut him off, you corner him.

Aah!

Whoa!

Ooh!

Uhh!

He was on sale. Eight million bucks.

Bargain basement beauty.

Thank you, Mrs. Simon. I appreciate that.

Would you call me if she shows up or you hear anything?

Thank you.

Her manager's not even able to find her, either.

Maybe she's just trying to get her act together.

Sometimes people like to be alone for a while.

Hey, there they are.

Central's answer to Batman and Robin.

What put you on his tail?

Ponch was on the phone, and this guy comes pulling in--

Uh, good police work.

Uh, you know, I have been following this case

from the very beginning.

Actually, what it took was putting two and two together.

Then who gave youthe answer?

Did you get any more information out of that guy you busted?

'The LAPD's talking to him.'

Man, I wish we could follow the whole case through.

Uh, where does it say in the department manual

that the A shift gets a rest period

during the middle of the day?

Just trying to learn police work, sarge.

Me, too.

Well, are you gonna get out on the streets

or you gonna milk this lucky bust forever?

You know, it's not as if you put the whole gang

out of business, you just got the driver.

- We're on our way, sarge. - Alright.

He's real happy with that bust.

The sergeant's right. We should get the whole gang.

How long does it usually take

to make sergeant?

First of all, man, you gotta get through probation.

Ahh, piece of cake!

Hey, what's the holdup?

I don't know.

I don't see any accident.

Get off the street, please.

Come on. Let's go, back it up.

Come on.

Get that traffic moving.

Let's go, move it out! Come on.

I don't believe it.

The sarge is gonna love it!

Isn't he gorgeous?

'That's what I call a hunk.'

Wouldn't you love to be in her place?

It's him! The Barcelona man!

- On the motorcycle!

Please, please, ladies!

Now, please, get back on the side of the road.

Come on, please.

Get back on the side of the road, please.

- It's him! - Hey, officer!

'Ponch!'

What do you think?

I didn't know it was gonna be so big.

Do you like him?

Yeah!

'Now for the really great news.'

The sponsor has flipped.

He's on his way out here to meet you.

You know what he said?

"Finally, a real man in real jeans."

Yeah, that's very nice, Leslie

but I gotta clear up this traffic, okay?

Ponch, listen, we're not talking about

part-time work here anymore.

Successful models make six-figure checks

TV series, movie careers!

That's how Tom Selleck got started.

Leslie, I'm not Tom Selleck.

I'm Frank Poncherello, and I happen to like

being on the highway patrol.

I'll explain it to you all after the commercial.

'15 Mary-6 and 7'

'meet 15 Mary-10 at Reseda and sunset, code 3.'

- Mary-6 and 7 responding. - '10-4, Mary-6.'

Let's roll, Hot Dog.

Where are you going?

'To work.'

- Kathy spotted a jumper.

She's trying to talk her down

'but she found out Ponch knows her.'

It's Sheila!

Come on.

Sheila, I'm on your side.

I won't do anything that you don't want to do yourself.

I don't believe you.

You're trying to trick me.

- Not much.

Her parents flew in for a surprise visit from Nebraska

here we are.

Loop the belts.

Come on.

Be careful, Ponch.

Just don't get an itch.

Ponch, don't come any closer.

Sheila, we're just gonna talk.

We promised to talk, remember?

There's nothing left to say.

Sure there is. There's lots to say.

I know right now it seems like the easy way

is to hurt yourself, to destroy something.

But that's not the truth.

Ponch, I've hurt so many people.

People who love me.

People who trusted me.

People who thought I was their good, little girl.

Don't you think they deserve the chance

to live with your mistake?

Ponch, you don't know what I did.

It has to do with Geoffrey, doesn't it

I don't wanna talk about it.

'Something about a guy with a nice smile'

and a sweet line of talk?

And a little girl who wanted to make it fast?

Am I right?

You're making it all sound so easy, and it's not!

I know it's not, baby.

I know it's very serious.

And I know you're hurting.

But there really are others.

Your folks, people who care.

'Don't let them down because you made a mistake.'

Try to think about that, alright?

You got a lot of folks that love you, Sheila.

Hey, and what about me, huh?

'You wouldn't leave me alone with Leslie, would you?'

'She'll have me doing underwear ads.'

I need you to protect me.

You wouldn't leave a friend like me

out on a ledge all by himself, would you?

Sheila..

...come home, huh?

Come home.

Hold on!

Please hold on, Ponch!

Take her.

I was so scared.

Me, too, baby.

Now, why don't you let Kathy take you home to your folks?

They've been waiting for you.

Thank you, Ponch.

It's alright.

Not bad for a day's work, huh?

Partner, I'm proud of you.

I want Geoffrey..

...real bad.

Sarge, I want the whole shot on this guy

George H Wilson, also known as Geoffrey.

Local, state, and federal records.

Tell me about his associates, his bank accounts

even what he eats for breakfast!

For the record, Frank, you keeping this

on a professional level?

Wouldn't have it any other way, sarge.

Alright. I'll put a rush on it.

I got a hold of the LAPD

follow up request on the diamond robbery.

- It's hot.

They got Eddie Riles to give

a full description of the guy who hired him.

Mid-20s, with a scar underneath his left eye.

Am I ringing any bells?

The guy with the car over the cliff.

O'Brien. I called the insurance company

no one ever told them of an accident.

He didn't want a claims investigator

checking out the car.

Could you think of a better place to let

some hot diamonds cool off?

Did you call LAPD?

Are you crazy? This is our case.

- Let's go. - Wait a minute, wait.

What do you mean, "let's go"?

This is an LAPD case.

We'll let 'em know after we find the diamonds.

Let's go.

Oh, why am I listening to a probationer?

If this pans out, Bobby...you'll be a hero.

And if it doesn't?

If it doesn't, my friend, I'm gonna send you

my cleaning bill.

O'Brien must have come back and got the car.

- We're too late. - Looks that way.

Wait a minute. If all O'Brien wanted was the diamonds

he would have left the car.

Then who took the car?

Those city guys are pretty, fast at towing wrecks.

Suppose O'Brien figured on that?

Suppose he did.

There it is.

' - 'They're beautiful.'

Delivery's complete.

Our business is finished.

Okay.

No, no, no, no.

Didn't they ever teach you to count in reform school?

Put your hands on your head.

Did you see the look on Grossman's face

when we wrapped those turkeys up?

I'm not gonna be satisfied

until we wrap up Geoffrey the same way.

'Mary-6 and 7, this is S-3, come in.'

Mary-6 and 7. Go ahead, sarge.

'Thought you'd like to know the LAPD Chief of police called me'

'to personally congratulate me on the diamond bust.'

That's ourcase!

'I also thanked him on your behalf.'

'Oh, Ponch, Jenny got our information'

'on the photographer, I'm sending it out with Grossman.'

That's a 10-4!

The sarge took credit on our case!

Pull over! Pull it over!

I can't! I got to get to the hospital!

Pull it over right now!

Okay! But you'll be sorry!

Please, I gotta get to the hospital in a hurry.

- My wife's having a baby! - 'It's too late, George!'

'I told you it was gonna be too late!'

You mean y-your wife's.. Your wife's having a baby now?

That's what she says. And believe me

when my wife says, she's gonna have a baby now

she's gonna have a baby now.

Of course, she's just doing this to spite me.

Your wife's having a baby to spite you?

No, she's having a baby nowto spite me!

'Oh, shut up, George, and get me some help!'

'Ow!'

Help me, help me.

- It's coming! - Take it easy, Mrs. Stewart.

I'm gonna help you have a nice baby.

'

He had to see the Sequoias.

They're over two million years old

'but he couldn't wait two more months!'

'I told him I was gonna go into labor early!'

- Call the paramedics.

Mr. Stewart, it's dark in here! You got a flashlight?

Yeah, there's one hanging behind the door on the left.

Would you come in here and help us, please?

I don't want him in here!

It's all his fault! I could've been in the hospital!

'Aah! Ow!'

Paramedics are on the way.

Grab that water. Come on.

She's going into heavy labor. We're gonna have to move fast.

Grab that flashlight, we'll pull back the sheets and shine it.

' - We're gonna deliver this baby.

- Right here.

Will you hold that light?

Sure, she's gonna blame it on me.

I knew she would.

Her mother was exactly the same way.

My mother told me not to marry you!

Easy, Mrs. Stewart, alright?

This is the most natural occurrence in the world.

I could've canceled the trip! It wasn't that important!

- You're the one who insisted! - That's not true!

Could you two hold it down for a second?

Oh, that's fine. Fine, Mrs. Stewart.

Just keep on breathing.

Breathe. Keep breathing.

Look, you have to breathe anyway!

Will you just breathe for the man?

I ambreathing, George! Shut up!

Bobby, will you hold that flashlight steady!

This is as steady as it gets.

Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it. Wonderful, Mrs. Stewart.

Breathe. Come on..

I can see the baby.

It's a girl. It's a girl!

A girl!

Oh, that's what I've always wanted!

'Here you are, Mrs. Stewart.'

Oh, darling, I'm.. I'm so happy!

George, I love you.

I love you, darling.

Shouldn't we do something about the umbilical cord?

Just leave the cord alone.

Best thing to do is place the baby on the mother's chest

'and let them relax together.'

'Paramedics will handle the rest.'

Darling? Do you think I could..

I could come in now?

'I love you, George.'

I love you!

I suppose a guy could always get

a little experience here and there.

I suppose you're right.

Jenny said you were in a rush

for this information.

It's about Geoffrey.

Hey, Nelson! You look like you've delivered a baby.

Ponch! Where did you run off to?

The sponsor was furious.

Never mind, we have a lot of business to talk about.

Not now, Leslie, okay?

'Where's Geoffrey?'

Probably in the darkroom. What's wrong?

You stay out here, okay?

Like Ponch said, you just wait here.

Didn't you see that sign on the door?

We wanna talk to you about Sheila.

Some other time, guys.

I'm a little busy right now.

'Some of us have to work for a living.'

I knew I was gonna like this.

We found out about your sleazy friends

who sell magazines that feature photographs

of underage, nude girls.

What friends?

We also found out that you had the same problem

in St. Louis a couple years ago.

Guess what, Geoffrey? The St. Louis police

wanna talk about old times to you.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I've never been in St. Louis.

It doesn't matter.

You got an account to settle here...for Sheila.

I never did anything to her that she didn't want done

in the first place.

Exposure, circulation

a chance to break in the business.

That's a lot of fancy words for extortion

and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

'Maybe you can do a photo study on the life of prison.'

You're sure gonna have enough time.

Geoffrey, what is going on in here..

Aah!

Alright, jack, out.

What do you think?

A little flabby in the biceps.

'I'll never make you sorry.'

'I'll forgive you anything, dear.'

'Can't you please forgive me?'

When I try to look ahead without you

why, everything goes blank.

I love you, dear. I can't go on without you!

'And now, the Barcelona man.'

Everybody, this is it.

♪ He's the Barcelona man

♪ So tall and lean and tan

♪ Our man

♪ In jeans

♪ The sexy Barcelona man

♪ So firm and lean and tan

♪ Our man

♪ In jeans

♪ Ole♪

Alright, Ponch!

Whoo-hoo!

Ponch, I can't believe you'd give all this up.

Leslie, doing that commercial and the billboard

was a lot of fun.

But this is where it's at.

Ole!

It's Tijuana Man!