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LUO MANSION

HAPPINESS

NATURAL DEATH IN DREAM

My goodness.

All this red is making me hungry.

Can that crazy woman

hurry up and finish it

so that we can go eat?

Ghoul, be patient.

The timing isn't right yet.

Miss.

You have worked hard.

Lustful Ghost.

That crazy woman is almost here.

Keep yourself under control.

What are you doing?

What are you looking at?

Why do you care? Why can't I look?

No matter how hard you look, this chair is mine.

Is it yours because you said so?

Don't make me kill you.

Say that again.

The Master of the Unfaithful List is here!

Tragicomic Ghost, this setup is enough, right?

But you can't keep asking us

to play pretend

with you.

If you really love acting that much,

then set up your own stage and sing!

-Crazy woman! -Happy Ghost.

All right.

Tragicomic Ghost.

Why are you fighting him?

It's the blessed hour now.

Let's start the ceremony.

All right then.

Hurry up and bring in our groom.

Please welcome the groom!

HAPPINESS

Please welcome the bride!

MEMORIAL TABLET OF THE DISCIPLE OF MOUNT EMEI SECT, MO YANWAN

Mu Yunge, Young Chief of the Broken Sword Manor

and Mo Yanwan, a disciple of Mount Emei Sect,

promise to love each other.

Today, Tragicomic Ghost will be the matchmaker,

and all of the ghosts as witnesses

to celebrate the Mu and Mo family's

marriage ceremony.

Whether in heaven or on earth,

shall they never part.

First, bow to heaven and earth.

Second, bow to your parents.

Third, bow to each other.

MEMORIAL TABLET OF THE DISCIPLE OF MOUNT EMEI SECT, MO YANWAN

The ceremony is over.

Waiter.

I'm coming!

Master, what do you need?

This Wucheng wine is very good.

Bring me another bottle.

My apologies, Master.

I'll be honest with you.

There is an important person from Hu in the private room

that bought out all of our Wucheng wine.

Why don't I bring you something else?

All right.

All right.

Why does he look like my master?

Only their physiques look the same.

Master is not that handsome.

I wonder where Master and Mr. Wen are now.

Little idiot.

Bring out the young masters.

Who are all of you?

Do you not know who I am?

I forgot to tell you the rules.

You're not allowed to talk

without my permission.

Whoever talks will die.

Out of all of you,

only one person is going to leave alive.

We don't care who it is.

You back there.

You look very knowledgeable.

Do you know why my master

presides over the Unfaithful List?

Master of the Unfaithful List, Tragicomic Ghost,

kills all cheaters in the world.

-What-- -You're correct.

But you still need to die.

Didn't I tell you?

Don't talk without my permission.

I asked you a question,

but I didn't tell you to answer.

Mu Yunge tricked Ms. Mo into promising to marry him

and then betrayed her,

causing Ms. Mo to hang herself to death under the Broken Arrow Manor.

Since my master found out about this,

she's going to maintain justice today.

For the marriages she presides over,

ten of the cheater's friends and relatives

will be invited as guests.

Today, out of the ten of you,

only one can leave here alive.

As for who can live until the end,

it will be up to all of you.

Young masters,

I look forward to your performances.

Don't be scared. Worst comes to worst, it's just death.

We absolutely cannot hurt Yueyang Sect's reputation.

Fellow brothers.

Let's fight our way out!

They're humiliating us on purpose for fun!

What are you thinking about?

They are

purposely trying to divide us.

Even if there's only one of us left,

will these devils keep their promise?

My friend, that's wrong.

The Ghosts on Mount Qingya do all kinds of bad deeds,

but never break promises.

It's the exact opposite

from you heroes who throw around empty words.

But then again,

at this moment,

do you even have a choice?

What are you all waiting for?

Start fighting.

Didn't I make myself clear?

Only one of you will live.

Stop! Are you all crazy?

-Go ahead, fight! -My goodness.

-This is fun! -Take him or you will be dead.

-Stop! -Tragicomic Ghost.

I truly respect smart people like you.

I'm willing to stay with you for the rest of my life

and be your sidekick just for the excitement

-of seeing these dogs fight. -Stop!

Stop, brothers!

Stop fighting!

Fight harder.

Hurry up, kill him!

Zhang Yusen, the respected Hero of Mirror Lake,

was such an aggressive person.

How does he only have

this one useless child left?

If his first or second son was still alive,

he would at least have an heir.

But this child…

His younger son is indeed a bit spoiled.

After all, he was born during peacetime

and hasn't experienced any challenges.

Zhao Jing.

Do you really believe that he doesn't remember anything?

Why would a child lie to us?

You're overthinking.

Did you know?

Our two nephews from the Zhang family

were sliced into pieces before they died.

Yusen even

crushed his own skull!

Why would the Ghost Valley go through all this trouble

if they successfully found the Glazed Armor?

They must've tortured them because they weren't able to find it,

which caused the suffering

-of Yusen and the children! -Yusen.

Do you still believe that Chengling doesn't know anything?

I just don't know what got into him

that made him so distant and quiet.

All right, stop talking.

My heart aches.

What's the point of your heart aching?

Great!

My junior.

My junior.

My junior.

My junior.

My junior!

Great!

Amazing!

We watch fighting dramas all the time,

but we rarely get to see

an emotional scene between brothers like this.

Bravo!

Well,

I quite like

today's survivor.

Turns out there are not only cowards

in those righteous sects and clans.

There are still two people left.

YUEYANG SECT

PROFOUND EXPECTATIONS

Officer Han.

GREAT AMBITIONS

Greetings, Hero Gao.

I'm the commander of the Window of Heaven, Han Ying.

You came all the way from Jin.

What business do you have?

I'll get straight to the point.

I came to the south

to investigate the Glazed Armor.

Hero Gao, as the chief of the Five Lakes Alliance,

please tell me what you know.

The Glazed Armor is just a rumor

in the martial arts world.

Officer Han, don't believe everything you hear.

An honest man does not lie.

Don't dodge my question.

Hero Gao.

If you tell me all that you know about the Glazed Armor,

then the Window of Heaven will owe you a favor.

We will have many opportunities

to work together in the future.

Or else.

I've heard about the reputation of the Window of Heaven.

They are shadows without traces.

They join without exiting.

They know everything and are everywhere.

Now that I've met you,

I understand why.

Since the Window of Heaven knows everything,

then why did you come to see me

for the Glazed Armor?

Doesn't that mean your reputation is fake?

I heard that the Five Lakes Alliance

is searching for the orphan of the Mirror Lake Sect.

This is the Five Lakes Alliance's internal matter.

Outsiders shouldn't worry.

As for the Glazed Armor,

I don't know anything about it.

If you don't have any other matters, please leave then.

Don't make me do this the hard way!

The Window of Heaven may rule over the Northwest,

but we are in Yueyang City now,

under the rule of the emperor.

If Commander Han wants to stay for dinner,

then the Five Lakes Alliance will treat you as our guest.

Would you like to leave or stay?

How did Prince Jin find out about the Glazed Armor?

Chengling and the others are almost here.

We must bring them into the city

in case anything happens.

Gao Chong.

Gao Chong.

Where is Chengling?

Leave your luggage to the servants.

Get on horseback with only Chengling and come to the city immediately.

Yes.

Gao Chong, what's wrong?

You're making me nervous.

Father!

You're back?

Mr. Shen and Mr. Zhao.

Xiaolian, you have really grown up.

Here, this is your younger brother, Chengling.

Chengling, this is my daughter.

You can call her Xiaolian.

Chengling.

Xiaolian.

Take your brother to rest.

Yes.

Chengling.

My father and uncles have important things to discuss.

Let's go out first.

You can all go as well.

Gao Chong, can you tell us now?

Why did you ask us to bring Chengling back this urgently?

I'm afraid that from now on,

the martial arts world won't be peaceful anymore.

Why not?

The secret of the Glazed Armor is out.

YUEYANG SECT

Buns! Hot steamed buns!

Come and buy hot steamed buns!

-Guards out in the open and in hiding. -Steamed buns!

-Buns! -Their defenses are strong for a sect.

-Gao Chong was so cautious -Buns!

and greeted them himself.

-That child should be safe now. -Steamed buns!

Buns!

From now on, your future is bright.

I hope that you can overcome it

and turn this challenge into a fortune.

Buns!

Steamed buns!

Since when did the Window of Heaven send spies

to Yueyang Sect?

What do they want?

TIANXIANG STORE

Umbrellas on clear days, fans on rainy days.

Master, I'm not selling umbrellas or fans.

What? Is he not from the Window of Heaven?

But I have something more interesting.

Amazing.

Amazing.

You are really like your name,

flexible like a willow branch

and light as catkins.

Zhou Xu.

Why did you attack him so cruelly?

How does that saying go?

There's a saying that goes,

"One has a fair and handsome face but has a heart of a poisonous scorpion."

Zhou Xu.

Why can't you be a good person

like me?

The Scorpion Sect?

You also know about that?

I know a lot of things.

The Window of Heaven in the north, the Scorpion Sect in the south.

The two largest assassin organizations in the world

are both looking for the Glazed Armor.

Zhou Xu,

your beloved disciple

is really a treasure now.

The world is in chaos.

Are you scared that you're going to run into trouble?

Trouble?

I, Philanthropist Wen, am modest, gentle,

sophisticated, even-tempered, and successful.

Why would trouble find me?

I'm not like you, a merciless killer,

running into trouble everywhere.

All right,

Philanthropist Wen.

Please stop following me then.

Don't let this merciless killer

ruin your view.

As long as you don't hide your handsome face,

you won't ruin my view.

For no reason,

why are you in disguise again?

Who are you hiding from?

The sun, all right?

TOFU PUDDING

Zhou Xu, don't walk so fast. Wait for me.

Stay away from me. I want to live a few more years.

TIANXIANG STORE, NECKLACES

Don't worry.

Although all people in this world are looking for that item,

they might not actually recognize it

even if someone flashed it

in front of their eyes.

Haven't you heard that the best way to hide money

is to put it in a money box?

Zhou Xu!

-Sir, would you like a jade pendant? -Zhou Xu, why are you leaving again?

Don't be upset.

I'm just saying that.

Tell me, how much is this?

Ten taels.

-The Nine Clawed Fox, Fang Buzhi. -Ten taels? Zhou Xu.

Zhou Xu, how about these?

I don't like any of them.

Pick one.

You don't like me wearing this, do you?

So choose one for me,

and I'll switch it.

Is he drawing attention on purpose?

Zhou Xu.

Zhou Xu!

Where are you going?

Is everything done?

Yes, Master.

I've done it and nobody noticed.

Good.

The stage is set.

We'll wait and see what a fantastic play

the Window of Heaven, the Scorpion Sect, the Five Lakes Alliance,

and other martial artists will put on.

I look forward to it.

Here, miss. Look at this fabric.

This is too red.

Not at all, it fits you well.

-Does it? -Yes.

Zhou Xu!

Wait for me. Are you mad?

Excuse me, sir.

Are you going to take part in the Heroes Conference?

I guess so.

May I ask your name, which sect you're from,

and whether you have an invitation?

I'm just an insignificant nobody.

Sir.

He is my brother.

We were invited by Hero Zhao Jing.

You are Master Zhao's friends?

My apologies.

Do you need me to send a junior to bring you to the courier station?

There's no need for that. Thank you.

Then we'll leave now.

Goodbye. Let's go.

Gao Chong really paid a lot this time.

The whole Yueyang City is heavily fortified.

Zhou Xu, your dumb disciple

will be safe in Yueyang City.

Don't worry.

All right now.

You're far more troubled than a centenarian.

What's the use?

Let's find something fun to do. Let's go.

Let's go!

AMASS FORTUNES

Miss, enjoy your meal.

Here.

Master always puts me on the spot,

telling me to find a chance to get into the Yueyang Sect.

How am I supposed to do that?

Should I sell myself as a servant?

I'm so pretty and charismatic,

I don't seem like a servant at all.

This stupid Yueyang Sect

is even more guarded than the Imperial Palace.

If Master comes to Yueyang City,

how should I face him?

Ladies and gentlemen,

please tell us what songs you would like to listen to,

and we'll sing them for you.

Sing a song for us!

Sir.

Which song would you like to listen to?

-We can play a lot. -Then sing us "18 Touches."

-Great. -"18 Touches."

-We can't play this one. -This is good.

You can't?

-How about picking another one? -I can teach her!

-Sir. -Learn it

and sing it for us,

and we'll give this silver to you!

How about we sing "Willow Branch"?

-Father! -My daughter!

Sir!

She doesn't know the song, but I do.

If I sing it, will you give the silver to me?

If you're willing to,

I'll give you double of it!

-Double! -Double!

This is for you.

-Please accompany me while I sing. -This--

My daughter.

Let's go.

Great!

Beat the drum fast and the gong slow

I'll sing the "18 Touches" as a show.

Stick out my hand and touch your hair

The dark clouds fly in the air

Stick my hand out again And touch your face!

Stinky girl, do you want to fight?

Do you still want to listen?

Do you want me to keep singing?

-Do you still want to fight? -You!

Stinky girl, you just wait and see!

Don't leave!

Do you still want to touch?

-Where else do you want to touch? Tell me! -You wait and see!

Why are you running? I'm not done singing yet!

-You-- -Why are you running?

Look at where you are before looking for trouble!

Making trouble in Yueyang, the Five Lakes Alliance's area?

Stay here if you dare!

-You wait and see. -I'll wait right here!

What are you looking at?

What? Do you want to hear me sing too?

No. I want to buy you a meal.

What is he up to?

I'm not scared of you.

Miss, the food is here.

Miss, try it.

This Silver Needle Chicken dish

is cooked with the famous Silver Needle tea and chicken slices.

Try it.

It's delicious!

It's good, right?

I don't really have any other skills

except for tasting delicacies around the world.

That's a good skill!

You don't look like a bad person either.

What's your name?

I am Cao Weining from the Gentle Wind Sword Sect.

May I ask

what your name is, miss?

-My name is-- -Stinky girl!

That stinky girl was the one that beat us.

I am Zhu Yaozhi from the Yueyang Sect.

May I ask who started trouble in the Five Lakes Alliance's area?

Please explain it to us.

Explain?

Why don't you ask

the girl that you harassed for an explanation?

Harassed?

Mr. Liu, what happened?

-Nonsense! She made it all up. -Yes.

Mr. Zhu, I can attest to what she said.

This Mr. Liu harassed that girl first,

and this lady rescued her.

Young Hero Cao, my apologies.

"Young Hero"?

Are you trying to act like you're close now?

You're Young Hero Zhu, right?

Is this how you act chivalrous

in the martial arts world?

Harassing others

and not helping the needy?

So is this how the Five Lakes Alliance cultivates its disciples?

That's marvelous!

Miss, please don't say that.

The Five Lakes Alliance

would never tolerate evil deeds

such as sexual harassment.

But Mr. Liu isn't one of our disciples.

He's just a local citizen.

Miss, please don't worry.

We'll definitely seek justice

and give you an explanation for such mischief.

Mr. Liu, how could you lie to me?

It's my fault.

Hurry up and leave.

-You all, go back too. -Let's go.

-Let's go. -Go.

Young Hero Cao.

Can you not tell anyone else about what happened today?

Especially my master.

All right, I got it.

Hurry up and go back.

Thank you. Goodbye.

That's all? We're not fighting anymore?

Yes, they were in the wrong.

Miss, you--

do you really like to fight?

What? Am I not allowed to?

Yes, you can!

It's great.

I like to fight too.

Then fight with me.

No. How can I do that?

I can't fight you.

I never fought with girls.

What do you mean? Are you looking down upon me?

Don't think that I can't beat you!

That's not what I meant!

It's just that you're very beautiful

which makes me want to protect you.

How would I try to hurt you?

Don't eat that.

All the dishes are cold.

I'll ask them to make some new ones.

-That's all because you were too slow! -Miss--

Then place a new order.

FENGYANG PUB

Zhou Xu, you want to drink again?

Are you addicted now?

This is where the martial artists gather.

If anything happens,

you can hear about it here.

Hear about it? How?

FENGYANG PUB

IMMEASURABLE TREASURES

Sir, what would you like?

Do you have fresh tea leaves from this spring?

Sir, you must be joking.

With so many martial artists and heroes here recently,

we serve all kinds of tea.

Which region's tea would you like?

Do you have one roasted with raw rice?

Not in the city.

But I heard that there was a batch

imported by the government.

Our store can't afford it though.

Thank you for the tip.

I will get it for you right away.

Zhou Xu.

What did the code phrases

you used just now mean?

Philanthropist Wen.

Don't you know the commonly used code phrases in the martial arts world?

How would I not know?

I was just testing you.

Come.

-Drink! -Drink!

Your good girl is being taken by bad guys.

Do you know Chief Gao well?

No, that's not it.

My master knows Chief Gao very well

and they are close friends.

Both sides meet often,

so we are all acquainted with each other.

That's amazing!

My name is Gu Xiang.

Let's be friends!

Here, a toast!

Here, cheers!

Cheers.

The immortals welcome Madam Xiang

Crowding around her like clouds in the sky

Fluttering like flying snow in the wind

Miss, your name Gu Xiang is wonderful and exquisite.

Why do you keep speaking like a book?

I know someone that would love to talk with you.

Really?

Of course. He loves eating

and talking like a literatus too!

I don't think so.

Come here, have a seat.

This is Cao Weining from the Gentle Wind Sword Sect.

He's a very important guest of the Yueyang Sect.

Ms. Gu Xiang.

This is?

This is my master.

You're a maid?

What? Do you look down upon maids?

No, maids are great.

I thought that you were

a disciple of a martial arts master

or a daughter of a noble family.

I was afraid--

-Afraid of what? -I--

Nothing.

I don't care if it's the Gentle Wind Sword Sect or the Wind Stroke Sect.

Do you know our Gu Xiang well?

I don't. We just met.

-Master, let's eat-- -Since you're not close

and the person she's close with is here,

please conveniently leave now,

if you don't mind.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Master, what does "conveniently leave" mean?

It's a nice way of saying "scram."

Gu Xiang.

Where did you meet

such a crafty and shallow person?

He mixed up Nine Songs and the Ode to Goddess of Luo River.

Qu Yuan is rolling in his grave.

Who is Qu Yuan? What does this have to do with him?

Come closer.

Either way, don't interact

with that uncultured boy again,

do you hear me?

I think he seems very cultured.

More so than me.

Compared to you?

Why isn't Sick Man here?

Where did he go?

Why are you asking about him?

Why?

Do you want him to marry you?

I don't dare.

He looks like he's nice,

but when no one is looking at him,

his glance is even scarier than a ghost's.

Really? Then why ask about him?

I feel like when he's around,

you feel more like a person.

You look and sound like a decent person.

How could you dine and dash?

You're trying to pay with calligraphy?

Which famous scholar are you?

Waiter, please be quiet.

Hey!

What happened? You don't have money?

No.

Sir, you invited her to a meal, but have no money?

That's not right.

Don't worry, I have money.

How could you let a girl pay?

I will pay his bill.

Zhou Xu, your wallet.

Where is your wallet?

One will often make careless mistakes.

When we were on the street,

I saw a handsome scholar.

He passed by me and even smiled at me.

Who knew that he who could have been a friend,

was a thief instead?

Was it a scholar in green

with long eyes and fair skin?

I saw him in front of the calligraphy and paintings stand

and we chatted for a bit.

It must be him. He must have stolen my wallet.

Even you fell into Fang Buzhi's trap?

Fang--

Fang Buzhi?

Fang Buzhi the Thief Master?

I got it. He stole my wallet!

A kind and weak scholar like me

always takes a beating out in the martial arts world.

It's all right.

Zhou Xu, give me your wallet.

No.

Why should I pay for you? We are not close.

Master, who is that? Just leave him.

I have money.

Gu Xiang,

don't get involved in matters

you shouldn't.

You-- you are…

You are--

What do you think?

Your master has good taste, right?

I told you, he's no ordinary treasure.

Sick Man!

Your face is real?

Master, this is the first time you're right!

Take your hands off.

Zhou Xu.

Why do you always attack me when I touch you,

but you just let her touch you?

If you were a cute girl,

you could touch me too.

Masters.

Can you all pay first?

Then you can touch whoever you want

and however you want, all right?

Zhou Xu, your wallet.

I didn't expect our Zhou Xu to be a little millionaire.

Borrowing money comes with interest.

It will be 1% every day.

Master, we don't need his money. We have our own.

If you don't pay me back, then I'll take the girl.

-I-- -Gu Xiang.

If you stick your hands out again,

I promise that you won't just have money, but you'll also have trouble.

Thank you so much, Master!

I'll return your change right away.

There's no need.

Bring me a full set

of your best banquets.

This master is very rich.

He definitely won't try to pay with calligraphy.

All right. This way to the private room!