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Come in.

I'm glad to see you here.

I'm glad to see you too. Come on in.

So, blushing bride, I came to congratulate her.

She's not here, but I'm sure you knew that.

Whatever do you mean?

Cut the crap, Taylor. I know you're mad because I married Hartman, I didn't tell you. I don't owe you anything.

You led me on.

Led you on? We were on one date. One date, that's not leading someone on.

You know what? You both deserve each other.

She's gonna suck your bank account dry.

Baby, I miss you. You should come back upstairs.

And you, I think you know where the door is. Why don't you let yourself out?

俺は一度も彼女を連れて行ったんだ。 もう一度だ。

I didn't tell her. I didn't even talk to her.

How did she know?

I don't know.

Yeah.

Hey mom, what's going on?

Hey, just cooking breakfast. Do you need anything?

No, I'm okay.

I need to talk.

What? Really? Why?

Look, don't cop an attitude with me.

What you do in your personal life is none of my business, but when it starts affecting me, it becomes a problem.

Whatever could you mean, mom?

Where did this entitled, conniving, little shit routine come from, anyway?

I mean, seriously. You actually told that evil bitch Taylor that I got married.

You know, I knew she would find him out eventually, but for you, my son, to become my worst enemy, and to go and tell her, really just pisses me off.

You need to start checking your attitude at the fucking door, okay?

Because, honestly, I don't even know what to do with you.

Are you threatening me off?

No, I'm not threatening to cut you off. You know I wouldn't do that.

But the realities are, is that there's somebody else in the equation now.

And if you push him too far, I don't really know what will happen with your future.

Are you okay?

Oh, everything is just fantastic, father.

Good.

What's all that about?

Hopefully nothing.

My eggs.

You might want to get me a plate because they're really over cooking.

Get out! I am in no mood for you!

I mean it! Get out! I'm not kidding!

Really?

Get out! Get out! Get out!

Get out! Stop it! Get out!

Bastard, get off me!

This hot culture's gotta stop!

Well, if you want it to stop, you just have to say so.

Oh, I see.

Ah, I'm sleepy.

Yes...

Fuck...

Oh my god...

Yes...

Oh fuck me...

Yes...

Oh my god.

Right there in that clip.

Yes! Yes!

No!

Oh, fuck!

Please leave me.

oh yeah

oh fuck

fuck

fuck

yes

yeah

oh fuck

oh shit shit shit

oh fuck

yes

yes

oh yes

ouch

you're so fucking good

yes

oh fuck no no no

fuck

fuck

fuck

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Jesus.

Fuck.

Yes.

I'm so fucked.

I'm so fucking connected.

Fuck me?

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck me.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, yes.

Yes, that's better.

I want to see all of your legs up.

Oh, okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm gonna stand up, fucking dick.

Fuck me.

I'm gonna fucking see fucker.

Fucker.

You're so fucking sick.

Yes, yes, yes!

Ahhhh, yes.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes, yes, yes

Oh, yes.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's right.

Yes.

Yes!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my fucking god.

You need to stay out of my mother's way.

Okay, what I do with my time is my business.

Yeah, well, my inheritance is my business.

But understand, look at me.

Don't fuck with my money.

Please.

You know what? You're a fucking clueless troll.

If you think for one second that Eric's gonna give you a dime, you're wrong.

Okay?

He's shrewd, he's no idiot.

And I'll be damned if he's gonna give you one fucking red cent.

Think again.

I hate this fucking shit I'm on.

This fucking cold bullshit.

Fuck you, okay?

I'm outta here. Asshole.

Neil, is your mom home? I have to talk to her right now.

I wouldn't...

I don't think that's a good idea.

Who are you talking to?

You?

We need to talk.

The fuck we do.

Okay, good. You can just stand there and listen.

You need to stay the fuck away from my house, my husband, and my son.

I know that you've been fucking my son.

It's more like the other way around.

You stand there like you're so cute.

You and your little antics.

Well, everybody knows that you're just a bitter bitch.

That's right.

Everyone says you're a bitter bitch.

I don't think so.

Even your son says you're a bitter bitch.

Oh really? Now you're in cahoots with her too?

No, mother. But I think this is a little something called karma.

Karma? I think it's more like homeless.

Why don't you pack your shit and get the fuck out?

Maybe you can stay with her.

Whatever. Fuck both of you guys.

That was a little awkward.

Yeah.

I'm really sorry, but that's been coming on for a long time now.

Are you going to be okay? Do you have any place to go?

I'll be totally fine. I haven't even lived here in years.

And she's so self-absorbed, she hardly notices.

Wow. You always were a really good boy, you know.

Thank you.

I should really go.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

And, you know, it's not over with her.

Nothing's worse than an angry viper.

Yeah. Great.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.