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‫,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS ‫CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪

‫,♪ SAVE THE WORLD ‫FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪

‫♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ♪

‫,♪ OK, STATIC SHOCK ‫WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪

‫,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP ‫THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO WHOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO WHOO ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ BELL RINGS, I'M ‫BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO WHOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO WHOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO WHOO ♪

‫♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ BELL RINGS, I'M ‫BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪

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‫.UGH

‫!VIRGIL

‫?YOU SHRIEKED

‫YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE ‫.GARBAGE OUT LAST NIGHT

‫?IS THAT WHAT SMELLS

‫I FIGURED YOU WERE ‫.TRYING A NEW RECIPE

‫,FOR THE LAST TIME, VIRGIL

‫YOU HAVE TO HELP ‫!WITH THE CHORES

‫.I DO HELP WITH THE CHORES

‫.NO. YOU SAY YOU'LL HELP

‫.THEN YOU DISAPPEAR. POOF

‫.WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY POOF

‫.IT'S MORE LIKE... ZZUUM

‫,VIRGIL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT ‫.I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU

‫.YOU'RE ALWAYS TIRED ‫.YOU'RE OUT LATE AT NIGHT

‫YOUNG MAN, I NEED ‫.A WORD WITH YOU

‫FINALLY. MAYBE NOW THINGS ‫.AROUND HERE WILL CHANGE

‫.YOU TALK TO HIM, DADDY

‫THIS OLD ELECTRIC RAZOR JUST ‫.DOESN'T HOLD A CHARGE ANYMORE

‫?COULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT

‫.MM-HMM

‫!?WHAT

‫!?YOU WANT HIM TO FIX A RAZOR

‫.HE CAN'T FIX BREAKFAST

‫[[RAZOR BUZZING

‫WAIT. HOW DID YOU

‫I, UH, JUST SCRAPED SOME GUNK ‫?OFF THE CHARGER CONTACTS. SEE

‫THANKS, SON. HAVE ‫.A GOOD DAY TODAY

‫.AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

‫!OOH

‫.GOOD NEWS, CLASS

‫I'M RETURNING LAST ‫.THURSDAY'S TESTS

‫[[STUDENTS GRUMBLING

‫I TELL YOU, RICH, SHARON ‫.WAS NOT GONNA LET UP

‫IF POPS HADN'T COME ‫IN WITH THAT RAZOR

‫SO? MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD

‫THAT HE FOUND OUT ABOUT ‫.YOUR SECRET IDENTITY

‫,YEAH. HE SAVES ME FROM SHARON

‫AND I SAVE HIM A FORTUNE ‫.IN APPLIANCE REPAIRS

‫.HERE YOU GO, MR. HAWKINS

‫AND A SURPRISE FOR ‫.YOU, MR. FOLEY

‫NOW, CLASS, OPEN YOUR ‫.BOOKS TO CHAPTER 22

‫?[GROANS] WHAT'S WRONG

‫.[WHISPERING] Shh. Later

‫?WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

‫?I GOT A B-MINUS, OK

‫.NO WAY

‫?B-MINUS FOR BRAIN BOY

‫WELL, LATELY THIS BRAIN HAS BEEN ‫.HAVING SOME SERIOUS MENTAL LAPSES

‫SOMETIMES I'M LUCKY JUST ‫.TO REMEMBER MY NAME

‫!Frieda: RICHIE FOLEY

‫!AND VIRGIL HAWKINS

‫DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'D HELP US ‫?WITH THE RECYCLING CAMPAIGN

‫YEAH, AND THEN ‫NOT SHOW UP ?AGAIN

‫WELL, UH

‫I GUESS WE, UH

‫?WHAT IS UP WITH YOU TWO

‫.YOU SAY YOU'LL HELP ‫.THEN YOU DISAPPEAR. POOF

‫HAVE YOU BEEN ‫?TALKING TO MY SISTER

‫.VIRGIL, WE'RE BEING SERIOUS

‫IF OUR FRIENDSHIP ‫,MEANS SO LITTLE TO YOU

‫!THEN... UHH

‫.FRIEDA, DAISY, WE CAN EXPLAIN

‫?WE CAN

‫,WHAT I MEAN IS ‫.WE'RE REAL SORRY

‫WELL

‫[[EXPLOSION

‫.HEY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY CLOSE

‫[[ALARM BLARING

‫WHERE DID THEY

‫.OHH! NOT AGAIN

‫![GASPS] LOOK

‫!IT'S STATIC AND GEAR

‫,AND AS USUAL

‫VIRGIL AND RICHIE ‫.ARE MISSING OUT

‫YOU DON'T THINK

‫.NAH

‫.Both: COULDN'T BE

‫[[BEEPING

‫THANKS. I HAVE ‫.VERY DELICATE EARS

‫YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ‫.GRAB THE CASH, MON

‫WHAT YOU DOIN' ‫?WITH ALL THAT FOOD

‫.[SNIFFS] I WAS HUNGRY ‫?IS THAT A CRIME

‫.NO, BUT EVERYTHING ‫ELSE YOU DO IS !HA

‫!UHHHH

‫!UHH

‫?NEED A HAND

‫[GRUNTING] THE HANDS ‫.AREN'T THE PROBLEM

‫.WELL, HE'S DOING JOKES

‫.HE MUST NOT NEED MY HELP

‫!STAY BACK

‫!NO, SMART GUY. I'M GONNA RUN

‫?RIGHT. WHAT WAS I THINKING

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!UHH

‫.OHH

‫I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU LIKE

‫!UHH! OHH

‫[[SCREAMING

‫,Gear: HERE, FERRETT ‫.FERRETT, FERRETT

‫!Static: GEAR, GET OVER HERE

‫?WHAT ABOUT FERRETT

‫!NOW, BRO

‫[[PANTING

‫?WHOA. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM

‫.HIS FEET ARE SHRINKING

‫.YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE

‫.I DON'T GET IT, NEITHER

‫IT'S LIKE KANGOR WAS TURNING

‫.NORMAL

‫.THAT'S CRAZY

‫IT WAS LIKE A MONSTER MOVIE

‫[[SCREAMING

‫.GET UP, FERRETT

‫I SAID

‫.STOP IT, EBON

‫!OPEN YOUR EYES

‫.HE'S... HE'S BECOMING HUMAN

‫[[GRUNTING

‫.JUST LIKE KANGOR

‫EHH

‫ME FEELIN' KINDA ‫.LIGHT ON MY FEET

‫,BETTER THAN BEFORE

‫WHEN YOU WERE ‫.LIGHT IN YOUR HEAD

‫.THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME

‫WELL, DR. TODD, WE FIGURED IF ‫,ANYONE CAN EXPLAIN WHAT'S UP

‫.YOU'RE THE GUY

‫THIS IS KANGOR. HE'S

‫.HUMAN AGAIN, YES ‫,AND BEFORE LONG

‫THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN ‫.TO ALL OF THE BANG BABIES

‫? "DID YOU SAY" ALL

‫.THAT'S RIGHT ‫.INCLUDING YOU AND GEAR

‫WITHIN A FEW DAYS, YOUR ‫POWERS WILL BE GONE

‫.FOREVER

‫,Newscaster: ‫DR. TODD .IS IT TRUE

‫YOU'VE BEEN SPRAYING THE CITY ‫WITH THIS METAHUMAN ANTIDOTE

‫?FOR SEVERAL WEEKS

‫YES. THE GOVERNOR ‫AUTHORIZED THE PROCEDURE

‫LATE LAST MONTH. SO ‫FAR, THERE ARE 10 CASES

‫OF BANG BABIES ‫.REVERTING TO HUMAN FORM

‫BUT WHAT IF THEY ‫?DON'T WANT TO CHANGE

‫?DON'T THEY HAVE A CHOICE

‫,WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS

‫THE BANG BABIES ARE A ‫.MENACE TO PUBLIC SAFETY

‫,TO PROTECT OUR CITIZENS

‫.WE HAD TO USE EXTREME MEASURES

‫?AND HOW ARE YOU HANDLING THIS

‫.I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE ‫DR .TODD'S RIGHT

‫FOR THE GOOD OF ‫THE PEOPLE AND ALL

‫BUT

‫.POPS, I LIKE BEING STATIC

‫EVEN WITH ALL THE ‫,BANG BABIES GONE

‫.I STILL THINK I'D BE NEEDED

‫?HOW DOES RICHIE FEEL

‫WELL, HE COULD BE ‫.TAKIN' IT BETTER

‫!Richie: NO

‫!NO! NO

‫?HEY! CHILL, OK

‫THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT. I'M ‫,NOT GONNA BE A GENIUS ANYMORE

‫,AND YOUR POWERS THEY'RE GONNA

‫.I KNOW

‫I'VE BEEN FEELING THEM ‫.SLIPPING AWAY ALL WEEK

‫.DIDN'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT

‫!?WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO US

‫!WE'RE THE GOOD ‫GUYS !IT'S NOT FAIR

‫.UHH! OW

‫THEN AGAIN, IF WE'RE NOT ‫,FIGHTING BANG BABIES

‫.WE'LL HAVE TIME TO STUDY

‫FRIEDA AND DAISY ‫.WON'T HATE US ANYMORE

‫.COULD BE OK

‫?DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT

‫?HOW LONG HAVE WE GOT

‫.I TRULY HAVE NO IDEA

‫WHAT SAY WE JET OVER TO ‫?SEE IF THE DOCTOR'S IN

‫ASSUMING WE CAN ‫.STAY IN THE AIR

‫.GOOD POINT. FLY LOW

‫DONALD, I JUST HEARD FROM ‫.A CLINIC ON THE SOUTH SIDE

‫.2 MORE BANG BABIES CAME IN

‫.TOTALLY CURED. WONDERFUL

‫!AT THIS PACE... AAH

‫[[GROANING

‫[[GASPS

‫?HEY, DOC. REMEMBER ‫ME ?HOTSTREAK

‫THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO ‫.MEET SOME OF MY PALS

‫THIS IS TALON, SHIV

‫.SKIP THE INTROS, STUPID

‫.THIS AIN'T A PARTY

‫?WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' STUPID

‫!SO... UHH

‫YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME ‫.UP WITH THIS LOUSY CURE

‫[[GRUNTING

‫.YES, AND IT'S WORKING

‫SO WHATEVER YOU DO TO ‫.ME WON'T CHANGE A THING

‫TOUGH TALK. BUT ARE YOU SURE

‫YOU SPEAK FOR YOUR ‫?HOMEBOY OVER THERE

‫?JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT

‫YOU HAD TO HAVE SOME OF ‫THE OLD BANG BABY GAS

‫.TO MAKE A UP A CURE

‫.I WANT WHATEVER YOU GOT LEFT

‫.HA HA HA HA HA

‫IN THE SAFE

‫.OVER THERE

‫.HOTSTREAK, OPEN IT

‫.OPEN IT YOURSELF

‫?DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE MAN

‫SAME THING'S GONNA ‫HAPPEN TO YOU AS KANGOR

‫.UNLESS YOU DO LIKE I SAY

‫.MAKE ME

‫[[LOUD SHRIEKING

‫.YOU'RE BOTH ACTING LIKE JERKS

‫NOW, LET'S

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!NO! NOT TALON

‫HEY, LOOK. IT'S

‫!UHH

‫!STATIC! STATIC

‫?YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS

‫,NO. BUT IF WE GO DOWN FIGHTIN'

‫I'M GLAD IT'S ‫.AGAINST THESE GUYS

‫OH, YEAH. THAT'S ‫.A REAL COMFORT

‫.BURN 'EM

‫.WITH PLEASURE

‫?WHAT'S THE DEAL

‫[[ALL GRUNTING

‫?WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, SPARKY

‫?YOU RUNNIN' OUT OF JUICE

‫.HA! LOOK WHO'S TALKIN'

‫I'VE SEEN BIRTHDAY ‫.CANDLES HOTTER THAN YOU

‫[[BOTH GRUNTING

‫BY THE TIME I'M DONE

‫YOU'RE NOT GONNA EVEN ‫BE HALF THE SUPERHERO

‫.YOU ONCE WERE

‫!HYAAH

‫THEN HERE'S SOMETHING ‫!FOR YOU TO REMBER ME BY

‫EWW! AAH

‫!AAH

‫GET UP, TALON. WE GOTTA

‫!NO! GET AWAY

‫!I WANT TO BE NORMAL AGAIN

‫.TOO BAD. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME

‫[[GRUNTING

‫SEE? WE'RE ALL GOING ‫.BACK TO THE WAY WE WERE

‫!NOT ME

‫!HOTSTREAK

‫.ABOUT TIME

‫!AAH

‫!DOWN! UHH

‫!GRAB... THE GAS

‫[[GRUNTING

‫,UHH. YOU KNOW

‫IF THE SUPERHERO THING ‫,DOESN'T WORK OUT

‫YOU HAVE A REAL FUTURE ‫.IN PRO FOOTBALL

‫.YEAH, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND

‫?DR. TODD, HOW'S YOUR FRIEND

‫.HE'LL BE FINE

‫.LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S OK

‫.NOT EVERYBODY

‫[[GROANING

‫Talon: IT'S LIKE WAKING ‫,FROM A NIGHTMARE

‫.AND I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK

‫.WE'RE GLAD FOR YOU, TALON

‫.PLEASE DON'T CALL ME THAT

‫.MY NAME'S TERESA

‫Virgil: OK, TERESA

‫.BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP

‫WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT EBON PLANS ‫.TO DO WITH THAT TANK OF GAS

‫WE FIGURE HE'S TRYING ‫.TO RESTORE HIS POWERS

‫.IT'S WORSE THAN THAT

‫HE'S GONNA SET OFF ‫.ANOTHER BIG BANG

‫[[BOTH SCREAMING

‫.CAN'T MAINTAIN ALTITUDE

‫MY MAGNETIC POWER ‫.KEEPS DROPPING OUT

‫I KNOW! I CAN HARDLY ‫.CONTROL BACKPACK

‫,THE DATA COMES TOO FAST ‫!AND BRAIN CAN'T KEEP UP

‫!AAH

‫!UHH! OHH! UHH

‫!AAH

‫I'M NOT DOING TOO HOT ‫.ON THE SKATES, EITHER

‫[[EKG MACHINE BEEPING

‫[[GASPS

‫.IT'S NO USE

‫I CAN'T DECIPHER BACKPACK'S ‫.INCOMING POLICE DATA

‫.THERE'S TOO MUCH

‫IS THERE ANYTHING ‫?YOU C A N UNDERSTAND

‫JUST THAT THERE SEEM ‫TO BE SOME METAHUMANS

‫.HEADING TOWARD THE DOCKS

‫THE DOCKS... WHERE THE ‫.FIRST BIG BANG HAPPENED

‫[[SHIP HORN BLOWS

‫[[GROANS

‫.I'M NOT WAITING HERE ALL NIGHT

‫?WHERE'S EBON

‫.I AM EBON, FOOL

‫THAT CURE THEY'VE BEEN ‫,SPRAYING IS GETTING TO ME, TOO

‫.BUT THAT'S ALL GONNA CHANGE

‫THIS HERE'S THE LAST ‫,CAN OF BANG BABY GAS

‫AND Y'ALL CAN TAKE ‫,A BREATH OF IT

‫LONG AS YOU AGREE ‫THAT I'M IN CHARGE

‫!OF THIS WHOLE CREW FROM NOW ON

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!NO

‫,NOBODY QUITS

‫.INCLUDING YOU

‫[[GRUNTING

‫.YOUR SCARED

‫YOU WERE NOTHING ‫,BEFORE THE BIG BANG

‫AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ‫.GONNA BE AGAIN... NOTHING

‫.I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HER QUIET

‫.NO. SHE'S RIGHT

‫[[ELECTRICITY SURGING

‫!AAH

‫YOU GUYS REALLY NEED ‫.TO OIL THESE HATCHES

‫!HEY

‫.OK. NOW WE RUN

‫AFTER 'EM! DON'T ‫!LET 'EM GET AWAY

‫!UP THERE

‫[[BOTH SCREAMING

‫?WHERE TO NOW

‫.Ebon: NOWHERE

‫!IN HERE

‫.GREAT. A DEAD END

‫.YOU GOT THAT RIGHT

‫TAKE THE GAS FROM ‫.THE MAN, HOTSTREAK

‫.GLADLY

‫NOW, WE'RE GONNA LOCK ‫,YOU IN HERE FOR A WHILE

‫,BUT WE'LL DROP IN AGAIN

‫.SOON AS WE GOT OUR POWERS BACK

‫YOU MEAN, IF HOTSTREAK LETS ‫.YOU HAVE YOUR POWERS BACK

‫?WHERE'S HOTSTREAK

‫.I DON'T KNOW

‫HE WAS JUST HERE ‫A SECOND AGO, AND

‫.YOU, GO THAT WAY ‫.YOU, GO THAT WAY

‫!FIND HIM

‫?WHICH WAY SHOULD WE GO

‫.OK, THEN

‫.WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE

‫.HE MUST'VE LEFT THE SHIP

‫THEN SEARCH EVERY ‫.BUILDING AROUND HERE

‫!MOVE

‫.WAIT A MINUTE

‫[[BEEP

‫.Ebon: GOTCHA

‫.AH, IT'S USELESS

‫IT CAN'T LINK TO MY ‫.THOUGHTS ANYMORE

‫.I WANT THAT GAS

‫.BACK OFF, EBON

‫IT'S MINE NOW. I'M ‫.GIVIN' THE ORDERS

‫[[BOTH GRUNTING

‫[[BOTH SCREAMING

‫?Gear: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫.Static: STAND BACK

‫MAYBE I CAN WHIP ‫.UP ONE MORE BLAST

‫?1, 2... HUH

‫.OF COURSE, THAT ALSO WORKS

‫EBON AND HOTSTREAK ‫.SET OFF THE GAS

‫.IT'S GONNA FILL THE SHIP

‫.YOU'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE

‫.NO KIDDIN'

‫?WHAT DO WE DO

‫.WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STOP EBON

‫[[BOTH COUGHING

‫BRO... YOU HAVE ‫.YOUR POWERS AGAIN

‫YEAH, IT LOOKS ‫.LIKE YOU DO, TOO

‫.HA HA, YEAH

‫I CAN INTERPRET THE ‫.DATA STREAM AGAIN

‫.BRAIN BOY'S BACK

‫COME ON. WE GOTTA FIND ‫.EBON AND HOTSTREAK

‫[[RUMBLING

‫?WHAT IS THAT

‫!AAH! AAH

‫.Static: OH, MAN

‫[[ROARS

‫.IT'S EBON AND HOTSTREAK

‫THEY MUST'VE SUCKED ‫,UP SO MUCH GAS

‫.THEY FUSED TOGETHER

‫.WHOA

‫[[ROARS

‫!Gear: STATIC, MOVE

‫[[ROARS

‫!AAH

‫!GEAR

‫!AAH! AAH

‫[[ROARS

‫[[SCREAMING

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫[[GRUNTING

‫I'VE NEVER SEEN ‫!YOU DO THIS BEFORE

‫!THAT WAS NOTHING. WATCH THIS

‫[[ROARS

‫.NICE WORK

‫[[BOTH SCREAMING

‫!OH, NO, YOU DON'T

‫!UHH

‫.THEY'RE... GONE

‫.LET'S HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT

‫Virgil: NO SIGN OF THAT ‫.2-HEADED NIGHTMARE

‫?THINK IT'S STILL ALIVE

‫FROM A STRICTLY ‫,ANALYTICAL PERSPECTIVE

‫THAT IS HIGHLY ‫.IMPROBABLE, CAPTAIN

‫.BUT MY GUT SAYS... YEAH

‫EBON AND HOTSTREAK ARE ‫.STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

‫AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW MANY ‫OF THOSE OTHER BANG BABIES

‫.GOT A WHIFF OF THAT GAS

‫GUESS DR. TODD WILL BE ‫WHIPPIN' UP ANOTHER BATCH

‫.OF HIS ANTIDOTE

‫ONLY NOW THAT I'M ‫,A GENIUS AGAIN

‫I THINK I'LL WHIP US UP A ‫.LITTLE CURE FOR THE CURE

‫YEAH. THEY CAN'T GET ‫.RID OF US THAT EASILY

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