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‫!YAAAH

‫!OHH! WHAAAOH

‫!GEAR! STOP

‫!I CAN'T! I'M OUTTA CONTROL

‫!WHOA, UHH, OHH

‫!YAAA! WHOA! YAAAH

‫!OHH! AAAH

‫.PLEASE HOLD STILL

‫!WAIT! YAAAH

‫.WHOOAAA! UHH. OOH

‫[[GROANS

‫?WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT

‫DON'T KNOW. ONE MINUTE I'M ‫,JETTING ALONG JUST FINE

‫,AND THE NEXT ‫.I'M ON SPIN CYCLE

‫?NOW WHAT

‫BACKPACK JUST RAN A DIAGNOSTIC

‫ON MY NAVIGATION SYSTEM ‫.AND FOUND A WORM

‫EWW! YOU BETTER CALL ‫.AN EXTERMINATOR

‫HA HA. NO. THIS WORM ‫.IS A COMPUTER VIRUS

‫IT'S PROGRAMMED TO CRAWL ITS ‫.WAY INTO THE OPERATING CODE

‫.THAT'S WHY I LOST CONTROL

‫?CAN YOU FIX IT

‫.HMM, BACKPACK'S ISOLATING IT

‫I'LL HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT HOME

‫AND REPROGRAM ‫.EVERYTHING FROM SCRATCH

‫.I'M DONE FOR TODAY

‫NO PROBLEM. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU ‫.GET BACK OK, AND HEAD HOME MYSELF

‫[[BEEP BEEP BEEP

‫WELL, COME ON. MY ‫.STABILIZER'S BACK ONLINE

‫.AT LEAST I CAN FLY AGAIN

‫,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS ‫CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪

‫,♪ SAVE THE WORLD ‫FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪

‫♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ♪

‫,♪ OK, STATIC SHOCK ‫WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪

‫,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP ‫THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪

‫WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ‫?SHUTTING ME DOWN

‫.YOU HEARD ME, KAREN ‫I'M TRANSFERRING YOU

‫TO ANOTHER DIVISION ‫.HERE AT ALVA INDUSTRIES

‫I DON'T UNDERSTAND, EDWIN. I HAVE ‫.DONE EVERYTHING YOU'VE ASKED

‫I'VE BUILT THE LARGEST DATA-GATHERING ‫,NETWORK KNOWN TO MANKIND

‫ALL DEDICATED TO ONE PURPOSE

‫FINDING STATIC'S ‫.SECRET IDENTITY

‫.LISTEN, MY SON IS ALIVE

‫AND I NO LONGER HAVE ‫.A PROBLEM WITH STATIC

‫.CASE CLOSED

‫.NO. YOU LISTEN

‫YOU PROMISED IF I DID THIS FOR ‫.YOU, YOU'D FUND MY REAL WORK

‫I'M NOT PAYING FOR ‫.ANY OF THAT ANYMORE

‫I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO ‫.WORK ON ANYTHING ELSE

‫THEN YOU CAN CONSIDER ‫.YOURSELF FIRED

‫.SECURITY, PLEASE COME AND ESCORT ‫DR .ROBERTS OFF THE PREMISES

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫[[BEEPING

‫.WELL, THAT WAS A LONG DAY

‫.DADDY, YOU DESERVE A REST

‫.I'LL GO GET THE CAR

‫.THANKS, SWEETHEART

‫[[SHAKING AND RATTLING

‫?HUH

‫?HUH

‫!PHEW

‫,I BEEN IN THERE SO LONG

‫.I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME OUT

‫[[BLOWING

‫[[COUGHING

‫[[GASPS

‫[UHH! [STRUGGLES

‫!ONYX

‫[[GASPS

‫!UNHH

‫!THERE YOU GO

‫!PUFF, OPEN IT

‫[[STRUGGLING

‫[[TIRES SCREECH

‫!HEY, COME BACK HERE

‫STUPID GIRL'S GONNA ‫.DRAW THE COPS

‫THEN IT'S END OF ‫.THE ROAD FOR HER

‫[[BLOWS

‫!AAH

‫!SHARON

‫OH, MAN! THAT WAS GONNA ‫.BE MY CAR NEXT YEAR

‫!OH, STATIC, IT'S TERRIBLE

‫.I'LL SAY

‫!MY FATHER'S BEEN KIDNAPPED

‫?WHAT

‫!UHH! AAH

‫.KEEP TELLING YOU, MON

‫I AIN'T SEEN PUFF ‫.AND ONYX IN WEEKS

‫.MAYBE CARMEN KNOWS

‫.OOOCH. OUCH. OUCH

‫.STOP. STOP. NOW I REMEMBER

‫.THEY WERE WITH SHIV. YEAH, ‫SHIV .THAT'S THE TICKET

‫!YEEOWW

‫!UHH

‫!?WHERE ARE THEY

‫MOMMY. OHH

‫HEY, STATIC. JUST ‫.CALL ME HOTLIPS

‫!AAH

‫[[STRUGGLES

‫?WHERE IS ROBERT HAWKINS

‫!AAH

‫.YOU HEARD ME

‫LOOK, QUIT FOOLING AROUND ‫.AND DELIVER THE MESSAGE

‫.HE MEANS BUSINESS

‫?WHAT MESSAGE

‫.WE WERE HIRED TO KIDNAP HIM

‫PUFF'S SUPPOSED TO ‫.TELL YOU WHERE HE IS

‫!AAH! UHH

‫![GROANS] HERE

‫IF THIS IS A TRICK, YOU WON'T ‫.BE ABLE TO RUN FAR ENOUGH

‫.I DON'T GET IT ‫WE SNATCH ONE GUY

‫AND HE ACTS LIKE IT'S ‫.THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY

‫?ANYBODY HERE

‫[[METAL CLANGS

‫[[GASPS

‫STAY RIGHT THERE, OR ‫.HE'S HISTORY, STATIC

‫OR SHOULD I CALL ‫?YOU VIRGIL HAWKINS

‫[[GASPS

‫.VIRGIL HAWKINS

‫?THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME, RIGHT

‫LADY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ‫,GAME YOU'RE PLAYING

‫BUT I'M HERE TO

‫?WHO ARE YOU

‫.CALL ME OMNARA

‫EDWIN ALVA HIRED ME TO CREATE ‫A VAST SUPERCOMPUTER NETWORK

‫LINKED TO EVERY ‫,SATELLITE, EVERY CAMERA

‫EVERY SURVEILLANCE ‫.DEVICE IN THE WORLD

‫?WHY

‫FOR ONE PURPOSE ONLY

‫TO DISCOVER YOUR ‫.SECRET IDENTITY

‫?ALVA KNOWS WHO I AM

‫NO. I TOOK THAT VALUABLE ‫.DATA WITH ME WHEN I LEFT

‫?WHY'D YOU KIDNAP MY DAD

‫TO GET YOUR HELP ‫.JUMP-STARTING MY REAL PROJECT

‫I WANT YOU TO STEAL MY EQUIPMENT ‫.BACK FROM ALVA INDUSTRIES

‫WHY DON'T YOU JUST ‫?USE PUFF OR ONYX

‫THEY DON'T HAVE THE POWER OR ‫.THE BRAINS OR THE MOTIVATION

‫.I WANNA SEE MY FATHER

‫NO FALSE MOVES OR MY LASERS ‫.TURN HIM INTO A JIGSAW PUZZLE

‫MR. HAWKINS, I'M GLAD ‫.TO SEE YOU'RE OK

‫.YOU CAN DROP THE ACT, VIRGIL

‫?YOU KNOW

‫.WASN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT

‫WHY ELSE KIDNAP ME ‫?TO GET TO STATIC

‫AND MAYBE, MAYBE IN THE BACK ‫.OF MY MIND, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN

‫OH, POPS. I NEVER MEANT ‫.TO PUT YOU IN DANGER

‫.I SWEAR

‫.I KNOW THAT, SON ‫.I DON'T BLAME YOU

‫BUT IT'S QUITE A SHOCK TO FIND ‫.OUT YOUR SON'S A SUPERHERO

‫WHO IS THIS WOMAN, AND ‫?WHAT DOES SHE WANT

‫.SHE CALLS HERSELF OMNARA ‫.WANTS ME TO STEAL SOMETHING

‫.WHAT? YOU CAN'T

‫.POPS, PLEASE. I GOTTA

‫.THERE'S NO OTHER WAY

‫.VIRGIL, THIS IS CRAZY

‫!I KNOW. I KNOW

‫BUT IF I EVER GET ‫,US OUT OF THIS

‫I PROMISE I'LL GIVE UP ‫.THIS SUPERHERO STUFF

‫I DON'T WANT ANYTHING ‫.LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN

‫.I MEAN IT

‫,IF THE FAMILY HOUR'S THROUGH ‫.YOU HAVE A LITTLE JOB TO DO

‫[[SIREN AND GUNFIRE

‫THIS IS HER ‫?DEFINITION OF LITTLE

‫!YA. YO. UHH

‫!AAH

‫,IF YOU GUYS PLAY NICE .I ‫WON'T BREAK ALL OF YOUR TOYS

‫!AAH! AAH

‫?NOW WHAT

‫.HEAD FOR LAB 14 AND WATCH OUT

‫YOU'VE GOT AN ARMED CHOPPER ‫.APPROACHING FROM THE SOUTH

‫.I SEE IT

‫HEY, DO YOU DO WEATHER ‫?FORECASTS, TOO

‫!UNH

‫:Omnara, over headset ‫?DID YOU GET EVERYTHING

‫.EVERYTHING ON YOUR WISH LIST

‫NOT THAT YOU'VE ‫.BEEN A GOOD GIRL

‫!?STATIC

‫.HE BROKE INTO LAB 14

‫LAB FOUR

‫.ROBERTS MUST BE BEHIND THIS

‫.THAT'S HER PROJECT OMNI

‫?PROJECT OMNI

‫.MY LIFE'S WORK

‫!UNH

‫ALVA NEVER SAW ‫THE FULL POTENTIAL

‫,OF WHAT COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED

‫.BUT I DID

‫IT STARTED WITH ‫,A COMPUTER VIRUS

‫WHICH I PLANTED IN EVERY ‫.COMPUTER IN THE WORLD

‫.A VIRUS? YES

‫.IT WENT OFF YESTERDAY

‫!AAH

‫!WHOA! UNH! UHH! UNH

‫SO THAT'S WHERE ‫.THE WORM CAME FROM

‫I'LL SOON CONTROL EVERY ‫.DIGITAL DEVICE ON EARTH

‫!UNH... UHH

‫SO NOT ONLY WILL ‫,I SEE EVERYWHERE

‫BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO ‫.INTERACT AS WELL

‫!NO

‫?SOMETHING WRONG

‫ALVA HAS THE MOST ‫IMPORTANT COMPONENT

‫.THE NEURAL INTERFACE HELMET

‫[CHUCKLES] YOU CAN'T ‫.HIDE IT FROM ME, ALVA

‫[[COMPUTER BEEPING

‫A QUICK PEAK INTO YOUR NETWORK

‫.AND... AH

‫IT'S IN A TRUCK ‫.CONVOY HEADED EAST

‫,[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ‫[TIRES SCREECH

‫!?Gear: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫.GEAR, STAY OUT OF THIS

‫.GET RID OF HIM

‫WE CAN'T ALLOW HIM ‫.TO SLOW US DOWN

‫I WON'T JUST STAND BY ‫AND WATCH MY BEST FRIEND

‫.COMMIT A CRIME

‫.WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

‫.I CAN'T LET YOU STOP ME

‫.YOU'RE WASTING ‫TIME ,DESTROY HIM

‫OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ‫.YOUR FATHER AGAIN

‫!UHH

‫!HYAH

‫!UNH! UHH! WHOA

‫.THAT WAS JUST A WARNING

‫YOU KNOW IF I REALLY TRY

‫DUDE, I DON'T KNOW ‫,WHAT YOU'RE UP TO

‫BUT IF I HAVE TO ‫.FIGHT YOU, I WILL

‫.THEN BRING IT ON, ‫GEAR !BRING IT ON

‫!HYAH! UNH

‫!UHH

‫!AAH! UHH

‫:Omnara, over headset ‫.STATIC, FINISH HIM OFF

‫!AND GET THAT HELMET TO ME NOW

‫!AAH! UNH

‫YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING ‫!LITTLE WORM

‫.I HATE WORMS LIKE YOU

‫WHY DON'T YOU RUN A DIAGNOSTIC

‫TO FIND OUT JUST WHAT ‫KIND OF DOUBLE-DEALING

‫!?LITTLE WORM YOU ARE

‫?WORM

‫[[SNAPS FINGERS

‫[[COMPUTER BEEPS

‫.AT LAST I HAVE EVERYTHING BACK

‫PROJECT OMNI

‫THE ULTIMATE INTERFACE ‫.BETWEEN MAN AND MACHINE

‫GOOD. NOW MAYBE YOU'LL ‫.LET ME HAVE MY DAD BACK

‫I AM NOW LINKING MY ‫.BRAIN WITH THE NETWORK

‫!SOON I WILL BE THE NETWORK

‫!UNH

‫?OMNARA, WHAT ABOUT MY POPS

‫[[VOICE COMPUTERIZED ‫INFINITE SIGHT

‫INFINITE REACH

‫!INFINITE POWER

‫!AAH! UNH

‫.I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD

‫!AAH! AAH

‫?DID YOU UNDERSTAND MY MESSAGE

‫DUDE, YOU CALLED ME A ‫.WORM, LIKE, 3 TIMES

‫?HOW COULD I MISS IT

‫YOU WANTED ME TO ‫EXAMINE THE VIRUS

‫THAT HIT MY SYSTEM ‫?YESTERDAY, RIGHT

‫.RIGHT. THAT'S OMNARA

‫.SHE'S THE ONE WHO CREATED IT

‫NOW SHE'S USING IT TO PLUG INTO

‫.EVERY COMPUTER ON EARTH

‫,WELL, THANKS TO YOUR HINT

‫,I DECONSTRUCTED THAT VIRUS

‫AND I'VE CREATED ‫A COUNTER-VIRUS

‫.TO BLOCK HER MAIN SERVER

‫,THAT OUGHT TO BE INTERESTING

‫'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, HER ‫.MAIN SERVER IS HER BRAIN

‫JUST GIVE ME A ‫.MINUTE TO UPLOAD

‫.I'VE GOTTA GO FREE MY POPS

‫!?YOUR DAD'S HERE

‫.IT'S A LONG STORY

‫,OMNARA'S BUSY. IF WE MOVE FAST

‫.MAYBE I CAN GET YOU OUT

‫!?WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫.POPS, HOLD PERFECTLY STILL

‫.DON'T EVEN BREATHE

‫UHH... EHH

‫.EHH! ALMOST THERE

‫I DEFINITELY HAVE ‫.TO GO ON A DIET

‫AHH

‫[[COMPUTERIZED VOICE ‫I AM NOW IN CONTROL

‫OF EVERY COMPUTER AND ‫.DIGITAL DEVICE THAT EXISTS

‫!NO

‫!AAH! UNH

‫!HUH? AAH

‫?IS THAT... RICHIE

‫,UH, AHEM, MR. HAWKINS ‫YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

‫THE MOST SECRET ‫PART OF A SUPERHERO

‫,IS HIS SECRET ‫IDENTITY AND, WELL, UH

‫.YEAH, THAT'S RICHIE

‫".HI, MR. "H

‫!Omnara: STATIC

‫.YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ME

‫.I AM EVERYWHERE

‫ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ‫,THINK OF SOMETHING

‫.AND IT WILL BE DONE

‫,FOR EXAMPLE

‫I'M THINKING OF USING ‫COMPUTER-CONTROLLED ARMY MISSILES

‫TO DESTROY EVERY ‫BUILDING AND BUSINESS

‫.OWNED BY EDWIN ALVA

‫.LOUISE, SEND FOR MY PILOT

‫!3, 2, 1... LIFTOFF

‫!AAH! AAH! AAH

‫POPS, REMEMBER THAT ‫?PROMISE I MADE YOU

‫GO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO

‫.SUPERHERO

‫!THANKS. COME ON

‫GEAR, HOW LONG BEFORE YOUR ‫?COUNTER-VIRUS KICKS IN

‫.ANY MINUTE NOW

‫.NOT SOON ENOUGH

‫!UHH

‫!AAH! UNH

‫!UHH

‫YOU'D BE SURPRISED ‫HOW MANY VEHICLES

‫.HAVE DIGITAL DEVICES IN THEM

‫?NO DRIVERS NEEDED. SEE

‫EHH... UHH... UNH

‫[[TIRES SCREECH

‫!LOOK OUT

‫.THANKS, POPS

‫YOU KNOW, YOU'D MAKE A PRETTY ‫.GOOD SUPERHERO YOURSELF

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!UHH! UNH

‫[[TIRES SCREECH

‫!THIS WAY

‫[[REVERSE BEEPER BEEPING

‫THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER ‫.>HAD A BUS TRY TO CATCH M E

‫.SORRY I'M LATE

‫HAD A WRESTLING MATCH ‫.WITH A GARBAGE TRUCK

‫.I WON

‫Omnara: I HAVE AN UNLIMITED ‫.SUPPLY OF VEHICLES, STATIC

‫THEY'LL DRIVE YOU ALL ‫.INTO AN EARLY GRAVE

‫[[TRUCK HORNS HONKING

‫!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

‫[[ELECTRICITY SURGING

‫NO... NO

‫!NO-OO-OO-O

‫SOUNDS LIKE MY COUNTER-VIRUS ‫.FINALLY KICKED IN

‫!AA-AH

‫.CANNOT... INTERFACE

‫.TOO MANY NUMBERS

‫.CANNOT COMMUNICATE

‫Gear: HER MIND IS ‫.TOTALLY OVERLOADED

‫WELL, I GUESS SHE WON'T BE

‫COMMUNICATING MY SECRET ‫.IDENTITY TO ANYONE... EVER

‫SHE WON'T... BUT ‫?WILL ANYBODY ELSE

‫.I DON'T KNOW, BOYS ‫.I JUST DON'T KNOW

‫I MEAN, THE IDEA OF YOU TWO GOING ‫OUT AND FACING DANGER EVERY DAY

‫BUT, POPS, WE'VE BEEN DOING IT

‫.FOR A LONG TIME NOW

‫YEAH. AND WE'RE ‫.PRETTY GOOD AT IT

‫YES, BUT I DIDN'T ‫.KNOW ABOUT IT BEFORE

‫NOW THAT I DO

‫IT SOUNDS LIKE ‫YOU DON'T WANT US

‫.TO BE SUPERHEROES ANYMORE

‫.I GUESS I DON'T

‫BUT YOU WERE ‫GIVEN THESE POWERS

‫AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DECIDE FOR ‫.YOURSELVES WHEN TO USE THEM

‫FOR ME TO STOP YOU ‫.JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT

‫!POPS, YOU'RE THE GREATEST

‫THE GREATEST SQUARED ‫.EXPONENTIALLY

‫OF COURSE, YOU'LL ‫.HAVE TO TELL SHARON

‫!?[GASPS] WHAT

‫!I DON'T BELIEVE IT

‫THE INSURANCE COMPANY'S ‫GIVING ME A HARD TIME

‫BECAUSE THEY SAID ‫I'M NOT COVERED

‫.FOR BANG-BABY INCIDENTS

‫,WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO ‫?GET BANG-BABY INSURANCE

‫I'VE HAD IT UP TO H ‫.E RE WITH BANG-BABIES

‫IF I HEAR ANY MORE ‫,ABOUT BANG-BABIES

‫!I'M GONNA EXPLODE

‫?WHAT'S WRONG

‫WAS THERE SOMETHING ‫?YOU WANTED TO TELL ME

‫.NOTHING, HONEY. NOTHING AT ALL

‫!WHEW! WHEW

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