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‫,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS ‫CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪

‫,♪ SAVE THE WORLD ‫FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪

‫♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING, OK ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK'S ‫WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪

‫,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP ‫THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫JEFF GORDON CAN STAY ‫.HOME TONIGHT, FOLKS

‫VIRGIL "SPEED DEMON" HAWKINS ‫,IS BURNING UP THE TRACK

‫BUT RICHIE "CRASH ‫TEST DUMMY" FOLEY

‫.IS ONE TOUGH COMPETITOR

‫,OH! HO HO! FRIENDS

‫.THIS IS NOT GREAT

‫.OH, DUDE, COME ON

‫YOUR CONTROLLER'S ‫.LIKE BRAND NEW

‫[DOOR BELL RINGS] YOU ‫.CALLED THE OTHER ONE

‫[THAT'S SHARON. [BUZZER

‫.I DIDN'T HOOK UP A TESTER

‫".I JUST SAID," THAT ONE

‫.THIS THING'S A DUD

‫.HEY, ADAM, I GOT A PROPOSITION

‫YOU LIKE MY SISTER. I ‫.LIKE YOUR GAME STATION 2

‫.LET'S DO SOME BUSINESS

‫.QUIT PLAYING, VIRGIL

‫.I'M UPSTAIRS, BABY

‫?QUIT PLAYING

‫,HEY, WHAT I LACK IN MATURITY

‫.I MAKE UP FOR IN IMMATURITY

‫?READY, ADAM

‫!WHOA! SHARON

‫.THAT DRESS IS AWESOME

‫!Virgil: DUDE

‫YEAH, WE HAWKINS' ‫.ALWAYS CLEAN UP NICE

‫YEAH, YOU SHOULD ‫.TRY IT SOMETIME

‫LET'S GO... SOMEPLACE FAR ‫.AWAY FROM LITTLE BROTHER

‫YOU GUYS CAN STAY HERE ‫.AS LONG AS YOU LIKE

‫JUST REMBER TO CLEAN ‫.UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE

‫?START GAME

‫.NO, I'M ON STRIKE

‫?FOR THE GOOD CONTROLLER

‫.DANG

‫MAYBE I'LL JUST ‫READ A MAGAZINE

‫OR... WELL, I WOULD ‫.IF I COULD FIND ONE

‫.MAN, I DON'T EVEN SEE A BOOK

‫I'LL JUST READ SOME ‫OF THIS HERE FAN MAIL

‫WHILE I WAIT FOR YOU ‫.TO COME TO YOUR SENSES

‫.OH. NONE IF IT'S ‫OPENED .AW, NO BIGGIE

‫"" STRETCH UNDERARMSTRONG'S ‫.A POPULAR GUY

‫YOU SURE NONE OF ‫?THAT MAIL WAS OPENED

‫SEALED TIGHT AS FAR ‫.AS I COULD TELL

‫YOU'D THINK HE'D ‫.READ SOME OF IT

‫.WHAT A FUN PLACE

‫?WHAT ARE YOU HAVING

‫I'LL HAVE WHATEVER ‫.YOU'RE ORDERING

‫AWW, THAT'S SO SWEET ‫.THE WAY YOU DO THAT

‫IT'S BECAUSE YOU ‫.HAVE SUCH GOOD TASTE

‫[[BEEPING

‫[[LOUD BEEP

‫[[ALARM

‫?Man: WHAT IS IT, MR. ALVA

‫A DIRECT ATTACK TO THE ‫.SECURITY MAIN FRAME

‫DEPLOY THE DEFENSE BOTS

‫.AND ELECTRIFY THE CORRIDORS

‫.YES, SIR

‫!STOP THAT CREATURE

‫!AAH! [GASPS] AAH

‫DOUBLE PAY FOR WHOEVER ‫.BRINGS ME HIS HEAD

‫TO SHARON HAWKINS

‫WHO EVERYDAY MAKES ME ‫.FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO

‫ADAM, YOU MAKE CORNY ‫STUFF SEEM SO .RIGHT

‫[[CRASH

‫?WHAT'S THAT

‫Man: HEY, THAT'S ‫.ALVA INDUSTRIES

‫?Second man: WHAT'S THAT

‫SHARON, WHAT'S IT SAY AT ‫?THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN

‫?HUH

‫.UH, THERE'S A GLARE FROM ‫THIS ANGLE ?WHAT DOES IT SAY

‫"LIVE FROM ALVA ‫,INDUSTRIES COMPLEX

‫MASSIVE DESTRUCTION BY ‫".UNIDENTIFIED BANGBABY"

‫.I HAVE TO GO. I'M NEED

‫.CORNY, BUT I LIKE IT

‫Both: OH

‫!AAH

‫YOU BETTER RUN

‫,'CAUSE I'M TARMAC

‫THE LIVING CHUNK OF THE ‫BIGGEST, BADDEST ROAD

‫,THAT YOU'LL EVER DRIVE ON

‫.AND THE ROAD IS HARD

‫IS THAT THE FUSION ‫?ENGINE BEHIND YOU

‫.NO, IT'S A GARBAGE DISPOSAL

‫?YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, ALVA

‫THE SECURITY IN ‫.YOUR PLACE STINKS

‫YOU SHOULD HAVE ‫.HIRED A BOUNCER

‫NOW THERE'S AN ENTRANCE ‫.LINE IF I EVER HEARD ONE

‫!UHH

‫.YOU, OUTTA HERE

‫!YOU FREAK

‫I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA

‫!UHH

‫Static: YOU'RE GONNA ‫.COOL OFF, SMOKEY

‫!AARRGGHH

‫.GET HIM OUT OF HERE

‫.WE DON'T WORK FOR YOU, ALVA

‫.WE JUST LIKE BAGGING BAD GUYS

‫AARRGGHH

‫!AARRGGHH

‫"LOOKS LIKE" ASPHALT MAN'S ‫.A TOUGH ROAD TO HOE

‫!HEY! THE NAME'S TARMAC

‫WHAT KIND OF A NAME ? ‫"IS" THUMBTACK

‫NO, NO, MAN, HE ‫".SAID" KNICKKNACK

‫[Static: "FAT BACK"? [GROWLS

‫Gear: I THINK IT . ‫"WAS" RAT PACK

‫. "OH," SHORT STACK

‫[[GROWLS

‫!I'LL PAVE YOU ALIVE

‫.I GOT HIM

‫OH... UHH

‫.GETTING HOT IN HERE

‫!UHH... AAH

‫!AARRGGHH

‫[[EVIL LAUGH

‫!UNH

‫!Alva: AAH

‫.GOT WHAT I CAME FOR

‫!AAH

‫!HA HA HA

‫.YOU CAN STILL STOP HIM

‫PUSH THE OVERRIDE ‫.BUTTON ON THAT CONSOLE

‫ALL THE EXITS IN THE ‫.BUILDING WILL SHUT

‫!HURRY

‫!THIS ONE

‫!I SEE YOU, THROWBACK

‫[[GASPS

‫!HA HA HA

‫!YOU ELASTIC BUFFOON

‫DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUR ‫?HESITATION HAS COST ME

‫?WHAT DID TARMAC TAKE

‫.A FUSION ENGINE

‫?A FUSION ENGINE? WHAT'S IT DO

‫.IT GENERATES POWER

‫POWER ENOUGH TO ‫.WIPE OUT THE CITY

‫[[GASPS

‫[[GASPS

‫AH, MR. TRAPPER, OUR ‫.DELIVERY BOY IS HERE

‫!?DELIVERY BOY

‫HEY! THAT ISN'T A CAN ‫!OF BEANS, YOU DOLT

‫I DON'T THINK HE ‫.KNOWS WHAT DOLT MEANS

‫I DON'T NEED YOUR ‫.CUTE COMMENTS

‫!JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY

‫HA HA HA! 2, 4, 6

‫.WHY, LOOK, MR. SPECS ‫.IT CAN COUNT

‫.DON'T BURN IT ALL IN ONE PLACE

‫?WHAT IS THAT THING, ANYWAY

‫.YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

‫THINK OF IT AS A BIG BOOM BOX

‫.WITH AN EXTRA-BIG BOOM

‫[[BOTH CHUCKLE

‫SO, THE FUSION ENGINE'S ‫?A NUCLEAR REACTOR

‫.A VERY COMPACT, EFFICIENT ONE

‫.A SOURCE OF ENDLESS ENERGY

‫.BUT IT'S HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL

‫".MEANING" UNSTABLE

‫.WELL, YES

‫IN THE WRONG HANDS, IT ‫COULD START A CHAIN REACTION

‫THAT WOULD LEVEL ‫.SEVERAL SQUARE MILES

‫YOU BUILT THIS THING IN ‫?THE MIDDLE OF A CITY

‫.I HAVE A LICENSE

‫.NEVER MIND THAT

‫WE NEED TO FIND THE FUSION ‫.ENGINE AND SHUT IT DOWN

‫?WELL, DR. EVIL, ANY IDEAS HOW

‫.CAREFULLY

‫I'VE DOWNLOADED THE ENTIRE ‫.SHUTDOWN PROCEDURE ONTO THESE

‫THAT'S THE BUTTON YOU PUSH ‫.TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS

‫.THANKS

‫WE'LL CALL YOU WHEN ‫!WE FIND SOMETHING

‫Static: HEY, WHAT ‫.KIND OF SATELLITES

‫?CAN TRACK A LIT FUSION ENGINE

‫.WAY AHEAD OF YOU

‫I'VE GOT BACKPACK SCANNING A ‫LIST OF RESEARCH SATELLITES

‫FOR ANOMALOUS ‫.ELECTROMAGNETIC DATA

‫.GOOD JOB

‫?WILL YOU QUIT LOOKING SO GRIM

‫THIS IS ALL BECAUSE ‫RUBBERBAND MAN

‫.COULDN'T PUSH A SIMPLE BUTTON

‫.YEAH

‫.AND I'M THINKING I KNOW WHY

‫.SAY, TARMAC

‫SPOT ME A FEW BUCKS ‫.FOR SOME NACHOS

‫?AH, WHAT THE HECK

‫.I JUST MADE A BIG SCORE

‫I LIFTED THAT FUSION ‫.ENGINE FROM ALVA

‫?NO! WHAT'D YOU GET

‫HA HA HA! A COOL ‫.THOUSAND BUCKS

‫!HA HA HA

‫?AIN'T YOU SEEN THE NEWS

‫ALVA'S OFFERING A MILLION TO RETURN ‫.THAT THING, ASPHALT-FOR-BRAINS

‫!HA HA HA! HEH HEH HEH

‫!NO, NO! NO, WAIT! WAIT

‫I'LL GIVE YOU A BUCK TO ‫.GO ROB FORT KNOX FOR ME

‫[[EVERYONE LAUGHING

‫!H-HEY! WHOA

‫.REMIND ME NEVER TO HIRE ‫YOU TO D.J .A DANCE PARTY

‫.I'M NOT IN THE MOOD, ‫STATIC ?YOU FIND THE ENGINE

‫.NOT YET. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU

‫LOOK AT THIS, IT'S A ‫.REVIEW OF YOUR NEW C.D

‫.I DON'T READ MY REVIEWS

‫?""DON'T" OR "CAN'T

‫?LOOK, I'M DYSLEXIC, ALL RIGHT

‫THEY PUT ME IN A SPECIAL ‫.LEARNING PROGRAM

‫.THEY SHOWED ME TECHNIQUES

‫?LIKE WHAT

‫.A LOT OF STUFF

‫YOU CHANGE WORDS INTO ‫SOMETHING YOU CAN FEEL

‫.INSTEAD OF LOOK AT

‫.BUT IT TAKES PATIENCE

‫I COULD NEVER SIT ‫.STILL AS A KID

‫SO YOU DROPPED OUT ‫.OF THE PROGRAM

‫.I FELT DUMB

‫DON'T TELL ANYBODY ‫?ABOUT THIS, OK

‫.YOU'RE NOT DUMB

‫LOOK WHAT YOU'VE ‫.MADE OF YOURSELF

‫A HERO, A FAMOUS MUSICIAN, BUT

‫.BUT I MESSED UP

‫I WAS GONNA SAY, "BUT ‫".YOU CAN'T GIVE IN

‫,YOU SAID YOU CAN READ ‫.IT JUST TAKES SOME WORK

‫.DO THE WORK

‫Richie: UH, EVERYTHING ‫?ALL RIGHT HERE

‫.Rubberband Man: YEAH, GREAT

‫?WHAT'VE YOU GOT

‫BACKPACK'S FOUND A ‫HUGE ENERGY READING

‫.COMING FROM WESTWOOD FLATS

‫!SWEET

‫.1, 2, 3, PUSH, MR. TRAPPER

‫[[BOTH GRUNTING

‫.HA HA! FUNNY

‫?WHAT'S THAT

‫WE STYMIED ALVA'S ‫STATE-OF-THE-ART SECURITY SYSTEM

‫.WITH A NEANDERTHAL

‫[[BOTH LAUGHING

‫YOUR SECURITY ‫!AIN'T MUCH BETTER

‫THIS NEANDERTHAL WANTS ‫.A PIECE OF THE PIE

‫A BIG ONE, OR I'M ‫TAKING THE ENGINE BACK

‫AND COLLECTING ALVA'S ‫.MILLION DOLLARS

‫?HE WANTS IN, MR. SPECS

‫.HE WANTS IN, MR. TRAPPER

‫.OVER HERE, PARTNER

‫A MILLION IS PEANUTS ‫.COMPARED TO WHAT WE'LL MAKE

‫THE FUSION ENGINE THAT ‫YOU SECURED FOR US

‫,WILL POWER OUR BRAINCHILD ‫.THE DISASTER MATRIX

‫.I NAMED IT

‫WE CAN USE IT TO CHANNEL ‫ENORMOUS ENERGIES

‫,TO ANY SECTION OF THE CITY

‫.REDUCING IT TO RUBBLE

‫,OR WE CAN DERAIL TRAINS ‫.CRACK AIRPORT RUNWAYS

‫WE'LL HOLD ALL OF ‫.DAKOTA FOR RANSOM

‫.WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS

‫BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING ‫.TO SEE ANOTHER NICKEL

‫WE'RE GONNA BLAST ‫.YOU TO TARNATION

‫OH, EXTRA POINTS FOR ‫.THAT ONE, MR. TRAPPER

‫!YOU HIT THE FUSION ENGINE

‫!HE MOVED

‫,NOTHING IN PLAIN SIGHT

‫.BUT IT'S GOTTA BE HERE

‫TARMAC COULD'VE ‫TAKEN THE ENGINE

‫INTO ANY ONE OF ‫.THESE OLD TENEMENTS

‫.I'LL CHECK THIS ONE

‫?WHOA! WHY'D HE GO INSIDE

‫"IT SAYS "CONDEMNED ‫".AND "DANGEROUS

‫.NOBODY WOULD BE IN THERE

‫[[RUMBLING

‫?WH-WHAT'S HAPPENING

‫.WE MUST BE CLOSE TO THE ENGINE

‫[[GASPS

‫!Static: ADAM, OVER HERE

‫?ARE YOU NUTS

‫IF YOU'D STOPPED ‫,TO READ THE SIGN

‫YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN TARMAC ‫.WOULDN'T BE IN THERE

‫.MY FAULT. SORRY, GEAR

‫.FORGET IT

‫BACKPACK FIGURED OUT WHERE ‫.THOSE JOLTS CAME FROM

‫.THANKS FOR NOT SAYING ANYTHING

‫WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ‫?SAY SOMETHING

‫.UNPLUG EVERYTHING, MR. SPECS

‫I CAN'T HOLD THIS ‫.GOON MUCH LONGER

‫!I'M MOVING AS FAST AS I CAN

‫[[BANGING

‫!SPECS AND TRAPPER ‫.I SHOULDA KNOWN

‫!UNH

‫!AAH! UHH

‫.CONTAIN 22-1, MARK 7

‫.CONTAIN 17-2, MARK 12

‫.VOICE COMMAND? AWESOME

‫HEY, BACKPACK, JAM ‫ANYTHING IN THE ROOM

‫.PLOTTING COORDINATES

‫[[BEEPING

‫[[GASPS

‫,I SHOULD BLAST YOUR BUTT

‫.BUT THAT'S UNGENTLEMANLY

‫?AW, WHO AM I KIDDING

‫!AAH

‫!YAAAH

‫!MR. TRAPPER

‫.COMING, MR. SPECS

‫!UNH

‫[[GROWLING

‫[UNH! [THUD

‫,ZAP THE GOGGLES ‫.NOW THE GLOVES

‫AND

‫!AAH! AAH

‫.HEY, IT'S 2-FOR-ONE DAY

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!UNH

‫!WHOA

‫!AAH

‫Computer voice: MAJOR DAMAGE ‫.TO MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT FIELD

‫.2 MINUTES TO LOCKDOWN

‫.UH-OH

‫[[BEEPING

‫.THAT SHOULD HOLD 'EM

‫?HEY, WHERE'S RUBBERBAND MAN

‫OUR DELIVERY BOY TOOK ‫,HIS PACKAGE BACK

‫,AND OLD STRETCH ‫.HE WENT AFTER HIM

‫BACKPACK'S DETECTING ‫.AN ENERGY LEAK

‫STATIC, WE'RE LOOKING AT A ‫.MELTDOWN IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES

‫[[BEEPING

‫.GOTTA MAKE THIS BIGGER

‫.DO THE WORK, ADAM

‫NUMBER ONE, FLEEP

‫!FLIP

‫SW-EETCHS

‫!SWITCHES

‫.IN... S-SEQUENCE

‫Computer voice: ONE ‫.MINUTE AND COUNTING

‫!SHUT UP

‫.GEAR, WE NEED A LOCATION

‫[[BEEPING

‫!GOT IT. THE DOCKS

‫[[MUTTERING

‫!CORE

‫!REMOVE OVAL MAGNETIC CORE

‫.WHEW

‫LET'S HOPE RUBBERBAND ‫MAN GETS THERE IN TIME

‫.TO SHUT IT DOWN

‫HE'S GOT THE INSTRUCTIONS ‫?ON HIM RIGHT

‫?STATIC

‫[[READING WITH DIFFICULTY

‫?OH, MAN, WHAT'S THIS

‫CAA... CA

‫!UHH

‫16 LETTERS. TOO ‫.LONG FOR CLOCKWISE

‫IT'S GOTTA SAY ‫!COUNTERCLOCKWISE

‫[[ENERGY SURGE WINDING DOWN

‫:Computer voice ‫.SHUTDOWN COMPLETE

‫Static: DON'T WORRY, I'VE ‫.GOT THE SHUTDOWN PROCEDURE

‫.HERE. DON'T FORGET STEP 3

‫HOW'D YOU

‫.I DID THE WORK

‫YOU KNOW, RUBBERBAND MAN

‫WOULD NEVER HAVE ‫BEEN ABLE TO READ

‫WITHOUT THE CLASSES ‫.HE TOOK IN SCHOOL

‫!AAH

‫.AND I'M NOT DONE YET

‫SEE, YOU CAN HAVE REALLY ‫,GOOD LANGUAGE SKILLS

‫BUT STILL HAVE TROUBLE ‫.RECOGNIZING GRAPHIC SYMBOLS

‫.HE MEANS LETTERS

‫,FOR INSTANCE ‫SOMETIMES I CAN'T TELL

‫THE LETTER "B" FROM ‫".THE LETTER "D

‫.YOU DID THAT WITH MIRRORS

‫NOPE. MY BRAIN PERCEIVES ‫.SPACE DIFFERENTLY

‫SO TO A DYSLEXIC

‫"."NOW" CAN LOOK LIKE "WON

‫.OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY

‫25 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE SOME ‫.KIND OF READING DIFFICULTY

‫.DYSLEXIA'S THE MOST COMMON

‫IT DOESN'T HAVE ‫.TO HOLD YOU BACK

‫SOME OF THE WORLD'S MOST ‫,ACCOMPLISHED PEOPLE

‫LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON, THOMAS ‫EDISON, AND ALBERT EINSTEIN

‫.HAD DYSLEXIA

‫MOST SCHOOLS HAVE ‫.PROGRAMS FOR DYSLEXICS

‫OR THEY CAN TELL YOU ‫.WHERE TO FIND HELP

‫.JUST ASK A TEACHER

‫.OR A PARENT

‫.EVERYONE CAN LEARN TO READ

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