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,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪
,♪ SAVE THE WORLD FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪
♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ♪
,♪ OK, STATIC SHOCK WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪
,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪
♪ GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪
,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪
♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ♪
♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪
♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪
♪ THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪
♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHO-HOO ♪
♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪
♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪
♪ GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪
,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪
♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ♪
♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪
♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪
♪ THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪
♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪
.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION
!UHH! UHH
!UHH
!UHH
!AAH
.NICE TRY. NOW IT'S MY TURN
!UHH
!UHH! UHH
.HA! THAT DOESN'T EVEN TICKLE !UHH
!AAH! AAH
!UHH! UHH
".TIME WE USED PLAN "B
? "OK. WHAT'S PLAN "B
".STOP USING PLAN "A
!GONE
AT LEAST WE KNOW THERE'S A .NEW BANG BABY ON THE LOOSE
WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO CATCH .UP WITH THAT BAD BOY LATER
WE'VE GOT A DATE ,WITH THE GREATS
.AND WE DO NOT WANT TO BE LATE
HEY, MISTER, YOU OWE ME FOR ANOTHER
THANKS, CHET. WE'RE ,HERE AT THE DAKOTA DOME
WHERE SPORTS' BIGGEST SUPERSTARS ARE HOSTING A BLACK-TIE DINNER
CELEBRATING TOMORROW'S BIG .ALL-STAR CHARITY FOOTBALL GAME
THIS YEAR'S NUMBER ONE ,GRIDIRON DRAFT PICK
LOCAL DAKOTA HIGH GRAD DULE JONES IS BEING INTRODUCED RIGHT NOW
BY THE ONE AND ONLY RASHID . "THE ROCKET" RANDALL
,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ,FOR A ROOKIE
DULE'S GOT THE MOVES ,OF A SEASONED PRO
AND IF HE EVER ,OUTGROWS HIS DIAPERS
HE MIGHT ONE DAY END .UP IN THE HALL OF FAME
.ROLL THE CLIP, PLEASE [[APPRECIATIVE LAUGHTER
[[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
!UHH
!UHH
!UHH
[[CROWD CHEERING
!MAN, LOOK AT HIM GO YOU KNOW, I WAS ONCE
PRETTY FAST ON .THE FIELD MYSELF
POPS, WAS THAT BACK DURING THE JURASSIC AGE
OR ARE WE TALKING ?PAST LIVES HERE
,Rashid: I SWEAR .SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE
!HE HAS SPRINGS IN HIS FEET
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP
!FOR DULE JONES
[[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
,[INDISTINCT [OVERLAPPING TALKING
,THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
I ALMOST FORGOT I .WAS WEARING A TUXEDO
HEY, WHEN YOU'RE HANGING WITH YOUR ?FOOTBALL HEROES, WHO NEEDS TO BREATHE
!DULE
SO THE PUNK ROOKIE SEES A PRETTY FACE
.AND NOW HE'S ALL SMILES
!WHAT?! I DON'T BELIEVE IT
?HAWKINS, IS THAT REALLY YOU
.HEH! IT'S REALLY ME, ROCKET
?YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER
.OH, ME AND STREAK GO WAY BACK .EVER SINCE COLLEGE
? "PFFT!" STREAK
.TOLD YOU I WAS FAST
ROCKET, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY DAUGHTER SHARON
MY SON VIRGIL AND THEIR .FRIEND RICHIE FOLEY
MY PLEASURE. HOW DO ?YOU ALL KNOW DULE
I WENT TO HIGH .SCHOOL IN DAKOTA
.I WAS KIND OF A PROBLEM CASE
.SHARON WAS MY COUNSELOR
.SHE REALLY STRAIGHTENED ME OUT
AW! YOU DID ALL THE ,HARD WORK YOURSELF
!AND NOW LOOK AT YOU
WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME .ON THE FIELD TOMORROW
YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TREAT US
TO FRONT ROW SEATS .FOR THE BIG GAME
MIND YOUR TONGUE, GIRL. I'M .LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE SEATS
.IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO
,AND IN THE MEANTIME
SHARON, WHAT DO YOU SAY I SHOW ?YOU MY BRAND NEW CUSTOM HUMVEE
!GREAT! GREAT
HAVE YOU MET MY BACKUP ?GROUP OVER HERE
UH... OK. YOU GUYS .CAN COME, TOO
AND IT'S THESE KIND OF ,SPECIAL CHARITY EVENTS, CHET
THAT SHOW WHAT GREAT HUMANITARIANS OUR SPORTS FIGURES ARE
WHEN... WAIT! THERE'S DULE !JONES IN HIS CUSTOM SUV
THIS RED-HOT ROOKIE SIGNED A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT LAST YEAR
AND EVEN BIGGER ENDORSEMENT .DEALS THIS YEAR
PERFECT! MY TIMING .COULDN'T BE BETTER
[[GROANS
!UHH
[[GROWLS
WHOA! THIS RIDE IS !TRICKETY-TRICKED OUT
!DVD, HDTV, GPS
MAN, HOW'D YOU FIND ROOM ?FOR A STEERING WHEEL
I GUESS THOSE ENDORSEMENT GUYS
.REALLY DO THROW MONEY AT YOU
NOT BAD FOR A KID ?FROM DAKOTA, HUH
HMM
?AREN'T YOU HAPPY FOR ME
I'M IMPRESSED BY WHAT ,YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED, DULE
.NOT BY WHAT YOU CAN BUY
[[GASPS] [GASPS
[[BRAKES SCREECH
[[CRASH
?WHAT WAS THAT
DULE JONES, SUPERSTAR. BEEN .WAITING TO CATCH UP WITH YOU
UM, DIDN'T I SEE A POLICE ?CAR A WAYS BACK ON THE ROAD
.I THINK I SAW IT, TOO .WE BETTER GO GET HELP
,YOU MAY BE A BIG ,HARD-TO-GET-TO STAR THESE DAYS
BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE WORTH MILLIONS
.HERE I AM
IF WE'RE GONNA KEEP ,MEETING LIKE THIS
THE LEAST YOU COULD DO .IS TELL US YOUR NAME
!YAHH
NAME'S CHAINLINK, AND ,WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU
YOU WON'T EVER WANT .TO MEET ME AGAIN
!AAH! AAH
[[CRASH
[[RUMBLING
!AAH! AAH
[[CRASH
[[TIRES SQUEAL
JUST LIKE HIM TO .ABANDON HIS FRIENDS
!UHH
[DULE! [RUMBLING
!UHH! UHH
HURRY! CHAINLINK !WENT AFTER DULE
?WHERE'D THEY GO
!I DON'T KNOW
!Sharon: VIRGIL
UHH! WE BETTER GET BACK TO .SHARON BEFORE SHE FREAKS OUT
[[GROANS
[[SIGHS
[[ELECTRONIC BEEPS
.Alarm system: EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN .HOUSE IS SECURE
[[BEEP
[[SIGHS
!UHH
[[CRASH
THOUGHT YOUR PITIFUL ?SECURITY COULD STOP ME
!UHH
.WRONG AGAIN, SPORTS HERO
NOW I'M GONNA RETIRE YOUR JERSEY
!UHH
!UHH
.WITH YOU STILL IN IT
.NICE CRIB, D
TOO BAD ALL THOSE MILLION-DOLLAR DEALS
MADE YOU FORGET ,HOW IT ALL BEGAN
MADE YOU FORGET WHO YOU LEFT BEHIND
!UHH
MADE YOU FORGET THAT YOU .COULD HIDE WHAT YOU ARE
.[CRASH] BUT I CAN'T
.NO, TROY. I REMEMBER
!AAH
[[GRUNTING
!UHH! UHH
!UHH
[[GASPS
!AAH
!UHH
!UHH
?SO WHY YOU BEEN SO COLD
WHY YOU BEEN LIVING LARGE
WHILE I GOTTA SWIPE WHAT ?I CAN TO STAY ALIVE
?WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
THE WAY I SEE IT, SINCE ,I CAN'T LIVE THE LIFE
THEN I DESERVE .MOST OF THE CASH
?%SAY... 90
?AND IF I SAY NO
!UHH
!UHH
!UHH
!UHH
THEN I TELL THE WORLD ,YOU'RE A BANG BABY
AND YOU'LL BE KICKED .OUT OF PRO SPORTS
?WHICH SOUNDS BETTER, D ?10% OR NOTHING
[[SIGHS
OK. BUT YOU'VE GOT TO .GET OUT OF HERE NOW
PEOPLE SEE YOU WITH ME ,AND FIGURE THINGS OUT
THERE'LL BE NOTHING .FOR EITHER OF US
ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU .BETTER NOT BE PLAYING ME
.HERE'S MY NUMBER .I'LL BE WAITING
[[SIGHS
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE .THIS ALL HAPPENED
IT'S A GOOD THING STATIC .AND GEAR SHOWED UP
YEAH. 'CAUSE YOU TWO .WEREN'T ANY HELP
?HEY, WE CALLED POPS, DIDN'T WE
!DULE, YOU'RE OK
I FIGURED CHAINLINK ,WAS AFTER ME
SO I DREW HIM AWAY AND .LOST HIM IN THE CANYONS
BY THE TIME I GOT .BACK, YOU WERE GONE
?WHAT DID THIS CHAINLINK WANT
MONEY, I GUESS. EVERYBODY .KNOWS I MAKE A LOT OF IT
RICH, IF CHAINLINK'S ,AFTER DULE
WE CAN'T LET HIM .OUT OF OUR SIGHT
.WAY AHEAD OF YOU, V
NOW WHEREVER HE .GOES, BACKPACK KNOWS
LOOK, SHARON, ALL I WANTED THIS WEEKEND
.WAS TO SHOW YOU MY GRATITUDE
LET ME TRY AGAIN. HOW ?ABOUT BREAKFAST TOMORROW
OK. UH
AND NO, YOU GUYS .CAN'T COME ALONG
ALL WE WERE GONNA ".SAY WAS" HAVE FUN
GOOD. I'LL SEE YOU .IN THE MORNING
I JUST HOPE SOMEONE'S .WATCHING OVER HIM
,[INDISTINCT [OVERLAPPING TALKING
CHECK US OUT, V. HANGING WITH DULE, PROTECTING HIM
.WHEREVER HE GOES !WE'RE HIS POSSE
,UH, RICH, FOR US TO BE A POSSE
HE'D HAVE TO KNOW WE'RE .FOLLOWING HIM AROUND
!AH! RIGHT
?SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE US
.STALKERS
SO I WAS ALREADY ON THE ALL-STAR ROOKIE TEAM WHEN
DULE, ARE YOU BEING ?STRAIGHT WITH ME
CHAINLINK SOUNDED .LIKE HE KNEW YOU
HEY, I MAKE THE SPORTS .HIGHLIGHT REEL EVERY WEEK
.EVERYBODY KNOWS ME
.IT SEEMED LIKE MORE THAN THAT
IS CHAINLINK AFTER YOU ?'CAUSE YOU'RE INTO SOMETHING
I SWEAR. I'M KEEPING .MY NOSE SQUEAKY CLEAN
I'M TRYING TO MAKE .EVERYTHING GOOD
I... I JUST WANT YOU .TO BE PROUD OF ME
[I AM. [CELL PHONE RINGS
.[BEEP] TALK
Chainlink: I EXPECTED .A CALL BY NOW
SORRY. IT'S MY .BUSINESS MANAGER
.YEAH, LISTEN
,ABOUT THAT INVESTMENT PROPERTY
IT'S THIS OLD PLANT AT THE .CORNER OF 85th AND FAIRFIELD
WHY DON'T YOU MEET ?ME THERE IN AN HOUR
IF THINGS WORK OUT, YOU'LL .GET EVERYTHING YOU DESERVE
.I GOTTA CUT THIS SHORT
.[BEEP] COME ON
I'LL DROP YOU BACK .AT YOUR HOUSE
.THAT'S OK. I'LL TAKE A CAB
.I NEED TO DO SOME SHOPPING
[[LIQUID BUBBLING
?WHAT IS THIS PLACE
OLD PLANT WHERE THEY .USED TO BUILD PLANES
.NOW I OWN IT... WE OWN IT
I'M THINKING ABOUT BUILDING .A SHOPPING MALL HERE
.WORD? WORD
A MAN'S GOTTA MAKE .HIS MONEY MAKE MONEY
.I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY CUT
DON'T HAVE TO. HERE'S .YOUR CUT RIGHT NOW
!UHH
!UHH
!UHH
[[CRASH
.I'M TOTALLY CONFUSED ?DULE'S A BANG BABY, TOO
IF WE DON'T JUMP IN, HE .MIGHT NOT BE ANYTHING
!UHH
!UHH
!AAH
THOUGHT YOU'D GET ?RID OF ME, HUH
.LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
!UHH
!AAH
?ARE YOU OK
!STAY OUT OF THIS
!UHH
[[GRUNTS
!HEY, WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE
!DULE
!SHARON
!UHH
!UHH
!AAH
!SHARON
!AAH
!AAH
!GOTCHA
!UHH
!UHH
!HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA
!UHH
!UHH
[[GROANS
!AAH
[[CRASH
,HE'S GONE! SHARON ?ARE YOU ALL RIGHT
?WHAT DID YOU DO
!I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF
YOU CAME HERE PLANNING TO DO AWAY WITH HIM
!?AND YOU'RE A BANG BABY ?WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T GANGBANGING ANYMORE
.BUT I WAS
.ME AND MY HOMEY TROY
THAT'S HOW WE ENDED UP AT THE BIG BANG TOGETHER
.I DIDN'T WANT TO GO
TROY SAID WE HAD TO .BACK UP OUR CREW
,BUT LET ME TELL YOU ,WHEN THE HEAT CAME DOWN
.IT WAS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
NOBODY KNEW THERE WAS .BIG BANG GAS DOWN THERE
BUT WE FOUND OUT .ABOUT IT THE HARD WAY
[[EXPLOSION
!AAH! AAH
,WHEN THE GAS HIT
TROY GOT A LOT MORE .OF IT THAN I DID
[[COUGHS
![GASPS] TROY
WE BOTH CHANGED, BUT .HE GOT THE WORST OF IT
[[COUGHS AND GROANS
CHAINLINK CAN'T HIDE .WHAT HE IS, BUT I CAN
I WAS HEADED TO THE .PROS BEFORE ANY OF THIS
IT WASN'T FAIR FOR ME TO .HAVE TO LOSE ALL OF THAT
SO YOU KEPT IT A SECRET TILL .CHAINLINK STARTED SHAKING YOU DOWN
AND THAT'S WHY YOU TRIED TO GET RID OF HIM
BECAUSE HE WAS !GONNA EXPOSE YOU
YOU MISSED THE .WHOLE POINT, DULE
I DIDN'T WANT FOR .YOU TO MAKE GOOD
.I WANTED YOU TO BE GOOD
[[DOOR SLAMS
[[CROWD CHEERING
Announcer: IT'S BEEN AN EXCITING .NIGHT DOWN HERE AT THE DAKOTA DOME
.FOR THE ALL-STAR CHARITY GAME
,WE'RE IN THE SECOND QUARTER ,4th DOWN ON THE 50 YARD LINE
AND IT LOOKS LIKE .THEY'RE GOING FOR IT
!BLUE 32! BLUE 32
Announcer: AND !THERE'S THE SNAP
ROCKET RANDALL .DROPS BACK TO PASS
COMPLETION! AND IT LOOKS !LIKE HE'S GOING ALL THE WAY
!TOUCHDOWN
[[CHEERING
!WHOO! YAY! YEAH
Announcer: AND THIS ALL-STAR CHARITY .GAME IS TIED GOING INTO HALFTIME
!UHH! UHH
,Announcer: DAVE .IS THAT DULE JONES
MAKING HIS WAY TO ?THE 50 YARD LINE
.Dave: LOOKS THAT WAY, JACK
MAYBE NOW WE'LL FIND OUT
WHY HE HASN'T BEEN .PLAYING IN TONIGHT'S GAME
[[CHEERING
[[MIC FEEDBACK
[[CROWD FALLS SILENT
UH... TODAY I HURT SOMEBODY
SEVERAL PEOPLE
,TO HIDE A SECRET .AND THAT WAS WRONG
.I'M HERE NOW TO SAY I'M SORRY
I HAVEN'T BEEN ,STRAIGHT UP WITH Y'ALL
AND IT'S TIME TO .TELL YOU THE TRUTH
THE THING IS, I'M
Chainlink: MORE OF A !FOOL THAN I THOUGHT
[[CROWD GASPS AND MURMURS
YOU'VE DOUBLE-CROSSED ME .FOR THE LAST TIME, HOMEY
!UHH
NOW I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU
JUST LIKE ANY .OTHER HUNK OF JUNK
!UHH
!UHH
[[CROWD SCREAMING
!DULE
!UHH! UHH
!UHH
!UHH... UHH... UHH... UHH
!UHH! UHH
!UHH
.YOUR GAME CLOCK'S RUN OUT
DUDE, YOU MIGHT WANT .TO RETHINK THAT PLAY
!LET'S SACK HIM
.TIME FOR THE BLITZ
!UHH
YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY .GOOD AT PASSING MYSELF
[[GRUNTS
OK. NO MORE FEEDING .SPRING BOY ANY MORE METAL
!YAH! AAH! AAH
!OH, THAT'S IT
, YOU DISS MY TEAMMATES !>YOU ANSWER TO U S
!BLUE 32! BLUE 32
!YAH! YAH
THOUGHT YOU'D GET ?RID OF ME, HUH
.LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
!UHH! OHH
[[GROANING
!UHH
!UHH! UHH
[[GRUNTING
!HOLD 'EM
[[GRUNTING
!AAH! AAH
!AAH! AAH
!UHH
!UHH
[[GASPS
[[THUD
.THAT SHOULD EVEN THE SCORE
!AAH
[[GRUNTING
!UHH
.GAME OVER, CHAINLINK
[[CHEERING
?HEAR THAT, DULE
YEAH. FIRST TIME I .REALLY DESERVED IT
SORRY, DULE. I GUESS THIS MEANS .YOU'RE OUT OF PRO SPORTS FOR GOOD
.IT'S OK, MR. H
I FEEL LIKE A WEIGHT'S BEEN LIFTED
THAT I'VE BEEN CARRYING .FOR A LONG TIME
!DULE! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
YOU SHOWED COURAGE .WHEN IT MATTERED MOST
SOMETHING THOSE TWO .WOULD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
I GUESS THE FOOTBALL WORLD'S .REALLY GONNA MISS DULE
YEAH. BUT THERE ARE HOT YOUNG .PLAYERS COMING UP ALL THE TIME
?HOW ABOUT YOU TWO .LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT
RICH, DO WE REALLY WANT TO COMPLETELY EMBARRASS OURSELVES
BY TRYING TO PLAY AGAINST THE ?GREAT RASHID "ROCKET" RANDALL
GOOD POINT. DO WE REALLY WANT TO TOTALLY HUMILIATE OURSELVES
BY FACING OFF AGAINST ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS
?EVER TO HIT THE GRIDIRON
!YES! YES
.HERE! I'LL GO LONG
!GET READY, V! HERE IT COMES
!LATERAL BACK
!WHOA! ALMOST MISSED IT! YEAH
WHOO! OH, TURNING ON !THE AFTER-BURNERS
!MAN, YOU CAN'T CATCH HIM
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