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‫Static: PREVIOUSLY ‫ON S T ATIC SHOCK

‫I HAD HIGH HOPES ‫.FOR YOU, EDWIN

‫YOU'VE DONE NOTHING TO ‫.MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU

‫I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE ‫.EDWIN ALVA'S SON

‫?WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO

‫,ANYTHING I WANT ‫.THANKS TO THIS GAS

‫GIVE ME THOSE THINGS ‫.BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF

‫I'LL GIVE YOU A ‫MOUNTAIN OF RUBBLE

‫WHEN I BRING THIS ‫,BUILDING DOWN AROUND YOU

‫.NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES

‫!AAH! TOO FAST

‫!CAN'T CONTROL IT

‫!AAH

‫!DAD

‫?IS... HE ALIVE

‫,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS ‫CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪

‫,♪ SAVE THE WORLD ‫FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪

‫♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ♪

‫,♪ OK, STATIC SHOCK ‫WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪

‫,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP ‫THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫,♪ IT'S LIKE THAT ‫Y'ALL, COME ON ♪

‫♪ IT'S LIKE THAT, Y'ALL ♪

‫♪ MM-HMM, IT'S ‫LIKE THAT, Y'ALL ♪

‫♪ HERE I GO ♪

‫?Frieda: HELLO

‫.HEY, FRIEDA, IT'S VIRGIL

‫?HEY, AM I ON THE SPEAKER PHONE

‫?NO. WHY

‫.THERE'S A LOT OF STATIC

‫.OH, SORRY

‫SO WHAT ARE YOU AND ‫?DAISY UP TO TONIGHT

‫JUST HANGING. WHY ‫?DON'T YOU COME BY

‫.COOL. I'LL PICK UP A ‫MOVIE .SOMETHING SCARY

‫ACTUALLY, I'M GIVING ‫.DAISY A HAIRCUT

‫.THEN WE'RE DOING OUR NAILS

‫.THEN WE'RE MAKING CANDLES

‫.MAYBE I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK

‫YOUR LOSS. WHY DON'T ‫?YOU CALL RICHIE

‫.HE'S BEEN GONE ALL WEEKEND

‫THERE'S GOTTA BE ‫.SOMEONE TO HANG WITH

‫[[ALARM

‫GOTTA GO, FRIEDA. I THINK ‫.I JUST FOUND A PLAYMATE

‫[[TIRES SQUEALING

‫WHOO HOO! NOW THIS IS ‫!WHAT I CALL A HOT CAR

‫Static: COINCIDENTALLY, THIS IS ‫.ALSO WHAT THE POLICE CALL A HOT CAR

‫STATIC, CAN'T A GUY EVEN ‫?GO FOR A JOY RIDE ANYMORE

‫SURE. DROP YOU OFF ‫?AT COUNTY LOCKUP

‫[[TIRES SQUEALING

‫[[HORNS HONKING

‫.OH, MAN, WATCH THE PAINT JOB

‫!OH, MAN

‫?HUH

‫[[GROANS

‫!AAH! WHOA! AAH

‫?WHO ASKED YOU TO BUTT IN

‫!AAH

‫!UHH

‫!AAH

‫I'M REALLY STARTING ‫.TO LOSE MY TEMPER

‫!AAH

‫YOU GUYS COPS? THAT ‫!WAS PRETTY CO... UNH

‫!UHH

‫!UHH

‫!UHH

‫!AAH

‫YOU'VE GOT 10 SECONDS TO ‫,GET THIS THING OFF OF ME

‫.OR YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED

‫!UHH! HOLD ON, SMOKEY

‫I'M NOT THE ONE ‫.WHO PUT YOU HERE

‫.NOT MY PROBLEM

‫!?HEY, NO FLAMES

‫SOMETHING'S ‫.NEUTRALIZING OUR POWERS

‫AND I'M GUESSING IT'S ‫.THOSE FUNKY LIGHTS

‫THEY'RE SOME KIND ‫.OF POWER DAMPERS

‫.WE NEED A PLAN

‫?YOU SEE THAT TRUCK ‫,WHEN THEY MOVE US

‫.WE'LL HAVE A CHANCE TO ESCAPE

‫FORGET IT. I'M ‫.GONNA TALK TO THEM

‫I'M SURE THEY GRABBED ‫.ME BY MISTAKE

‫.DREAM ON, SPARKY

‫SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR ‫.THEY WANT US BOTH

‫[[KNOCK ON DOOR

‫.LOOK, THERE'S BEEN ‫A MISTAKE .I'M STATIC

‫I WAS TRYING TO CATCH THIS ‫.GUY WHEN YOU GRABBED ME

‫HE WAS THE ONE ‫.STEALING THE CAR

‫!I JUST... AAH

‫.KEEP QUIET

‫.LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO BE NICE

‫!AAH

‫!UHH

‫!UHH

‫.I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING

‫!UHH

‫.THIS IS OUR CHANCE ‫?YOU WITH ME OR NOT

‫.I'M WITH YOU

‫.GET UP. LET'S MOVE

‫!AAH

‫!UHH

‫!UHH

‫!UHH

‫!HUH? HEY

‫!I GOT 'EM. UHH

‫!YOU MADE ME MISS

‫!AAH! AAH

‫!HEY

‫!UHH

‫.GET UP! THANKS

‫!NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY

‫!YAHH

‫.ONE DOWN

‫!2 DOWN. UHH

‫!3! UHH

‫!UNH

‫!UHH

‫!MAN, I'M SMOKIN'

‫GREAT! NOW WE'RE GONNA ‫.HAVE TO WALK OUTTA HERE

‫? "WHAT DO YOU MEAN," WE

‫.BETCHA THIS'LL UNLOCK US

‫.STUPID THING DOESN'T FIT

‫IT'S MELTED. YOU FRIED ‫.IT WHEN YOU HIT THAT GUY

‫.YEAH? WE'LL SEE

‫THIS STUFF'S SOME KIND OF HIGH-TECH ‫.STUPID SOMETHIN' OR OTHER

‫CAN I QUOTE YOU ON ‫?THAT, PROFESSOR

‫!OW

‫.NOTHIN'

‫THE LOCKING ‫.MECHANISM'S ELECTRICAL

‫.MAYBE I CAN SHORT IT

‫!OW

‫WELL, THAT'S NOT ‫.WORKING, EITHER

‫.MAYBE YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY

‫.WELL, YEAH

‫!Both: THIS WAY

‫!UNH

‫!UHH

‫!AAH! AAH

‫!UNH! AH

‫?YOU SEE THE GUARDS

‫?Static: RUBBERBAND MAN

‫?TALON

‫?GEAR

‫[[MONITORS BEEPING

‫.HERE THEY COME

‫THEY'VE GOT RUBBERBAND ‫.MAN, TALON, AND GEAR

‫!WELL, THEY AIN'T GETTIN' ME

‫!WHOA! WAIT

‫YOU'RE STARTING ‫.TO BE A REAL DRAG

‫IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, YOU'RE ‫.GONNA HATE THOSE GUYS

‫!WHOA! WHOA

‫!YUHH! YUHH

‫!AAH! UHH

‫!UNH

‫!YOU'RE SLOWIN' ME DOWN

‫,WHO'S LEADIN' WHO ‫?FLAME FOR BRAINS

‫!AAH! OW

‫!WAAH! AAH

‫THE TREES WILL ‫.GIVE US SOME COVER

‫.HOW'S YOUR SHOULDER? FINE

‫?HOW'S YOUR STUPID LEG

‫.FINE

‫.WE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON

‫HEY, IT'S THE JET ‫.SCOOTER I SHOT DOWN

‫.IT'S BUSTED

‫.IT'LL DO

‫[[WHIRRING

‫[[BLEEP BLEEP

‫.GET ON

‫Static: WHAT THE HECK ‫?ARE THOSE THINGS

‫!WEARIN' YOUR SEAT BELT? WHAAAH

‫.YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY

‫.NO, I'M NOT

‫WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND ‫.SAVE GEAR AND THE OTHERS

‫YOU WANT ME TO ‫?TURN DOWN THE HEAT

‫.YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

‫HEY, WE'RE ON AN ‫?ISLAND, REMEMBER

‫.WE'RE SURROUNDED BY WATER

‫?WHAT'S YOUR POINT

‫.YOU'VE GOT FIRE POWERS

‫.I'VE GOT ELECTRIC POWERS

‫YOU REALLY WANT TO TRY TO FLY ‫?OVER MILES AND MILES OF OCEAN

‫,OK, WE SNEAK BACK TO THE BASE

‫SAVE THE OTHERS, AND ‫.STEAL A HOVERCRAFT

‫.HAVE IT YOUR WAY

‫!WHUH! AH

‫[[BOTH MOANING

‫.LOOK! THAT'S THE LEAD DROID

‫Hotstreak: THAT'LL ‫.KEEP 'EM BUSY

‫.NOW YOU'RE USIN' YOUR HEAD

‫.NOT REALLY

‫.I JUST LIKE TO BLOW STUFF UP

‫!OW

‫.ON THE COUNT OF 3

‫!3! AH

‫.LET'S CHECK INSIDE

‫ON THE COUNT OF 3

‫!3! 3

‫.THIS IS A HOSPITAL

‫.I DON'T DO HOSPITALS

‫.COME ON. THE COAST IS CLEAR

‫!UNH

‫?3

‫WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS ‫.IN A HOSPITAL FOR 2 YEARS

‫.I DON'T DO HOSPITALS

‫,IF YOU DON'T HELP ME NOW

‫THIS TIME IT'LL BE A ‫.LOT LONGER THAN 2 YEARS

‫.OK

‫Guard: WE'RE STILL ‫.SEARCHING THE CRASH SITE

‫.NO SIGN OF 'EM YET

‫.Second guard, on transmitter: ‫ALL RIGHT .KEEP US POSTED

‫.Man; WE CAN DO WHAT YOU SAY

‫OF COURSE, IT IS ‫.DANGEROUS, BUT IT MAY WORK

‫I DON'T PAY YOU TO DO ‫.THINGS THAT M A Y WORK

‫.I WANT RESULTS

‫?DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, CLEAR

‫.ALVA

‫,WHAT YOU ARE SUGGESTING

‫IT COULD BE THE END ‫.OF OUR 3 SPECIMENS

‫.THEY ARE DISPOSABLE

‫.JUST FIND A CURE FOR MY SON

‫A TRANSFUSION OF THESE ‫.ENERGIES WILL CURE HIM

‫THESE BANG BABIES ARE FILLED

‫WITH THE SAME POWER ‫.THAT FROZE MY SON

‫WE HOPE, BUT IF ‫WE LOSE THESE 3

‫.MORE ARE ALREADY ON THE WAY

‫.YES. AS YOU SAY

‫HEAR THAT? WE'VE ‫!GOTTA SAVE 'EM

‫OH, YEAH? WHAT'VE THEY ‫?DONE FOR ME LATELY

‫HOW ABOUT WHAT I ‫CAN DO FOR YOU ?HUH

‫.LIKE MAYBE GET US FREE

‫.LOOK, A KEY

‫.OK, WE PLAY IT YOUR WAY

‫?WHAT'S THE PLAN

‫.WE STAY VERY, VERY QUIET

‫[[BLEEP BLEEP

‫ALL SUBJECTS ‫,BORDERLINE CONSCIOUS

‫.ENERGY LEVELS STABLE

‫.GOOD

‫.TODAY

‫.HOLD ON

‫.YOU SEE? PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE

‫!ALL RIGHT

‫!IT'S THEM

‫!NICE WORK, HOTHEAD! AAH

‫!UNH

‫.HASTA LA VISTA, SPARKY

‫[[ALARM

‫.UNH. UNH

‫.HE'LL BE OUT FOR A WHILE

‫.STATIC HAS BEEN CAPTURED

‫.THE OTHER ONE IS AT LARGE

‫.START THE ENERGY TRANSFER

‫!AAH

‫!AAH! AAH

‫[[ALL GRUNTING

‫.NO

‫[[GRUNTING

‫.WE'RE IN THE RED

‫.STILL NO CHANGE

‫.FULL POWER

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫!AAHHH

‫!Static: AAH

‫.NOTHING. NOTHING

‫!AAH

‫!WHOA

‫!EEAAH

‫!All: AAH

‫!UNH

‫!UNH! UNH

‫!UNH! AAH

‫.WHOA

‫!GEAR

‫?WAKE UP! CAN YOU HEAR ME

‫?HEY. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE

‫I HEARD THERE WAS GONNA ‫.BE FREE ICE CREAM

‫!OH

‫,UNLOCK THOSE TWO

‫.AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE OK

‫.ALL UNITS TO MAIN LABORATORY

‫.SURROUND WEST PERIMETER ‫.FULL REMOTE DEPLOYMENT

‫REPEAT, ALL UNITS ‫.TO MAIN LABORATORY

‫I DON'T SUPPOSE THOSE UNITS

‫.ARE COMIN' TO HELP US

‫.UNH

‫?YOU GUYS READY TO FIGHT

‫.YEAH, I GUESS SO

‫.GIMME A SEC. I'LL BOUNCE BACK

‫?Static: GUESS WHAT

‫.YOUR SECOND'S UP

‫!YEAH

‫!UNH! AAH

‫!FIRE

‫!UNH! UNH

‫!AAH

‫!UNH

‫[[ALL GRUNTING

‫Gear: GOTTA REVERSE ‫.THESE DROID COMMANDS

‫!UNH

‫[[ALL YELLING

‫.ALL TROOPS STAND DOWN

‫I REPEAT, ALL TROOPS ‫.DROP YOUR WEAPONS

‫.YOU HEARD THE MAN

‫.I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUTTA HERE

‫AND WHAT, FLY A ‫?HOVERCRAFT MYSELF

‫.SPORTS CARS ARE MY THING

‫.STATIC, YOU SHOULD SEE THIS

‫[[BEEPING

‫.IT'S ALVA'S SON ‫.WE'RE LOSING HIM

‫?IS THERE ANY WAY TO SAVE HIM

‫I DON'T KNOW. THERE ‫.ISN'T ENOUGH POWER

‫?WHAT IF I FEED THE MACHINE

‫?WHAT IF I GIVE IT MY ALL

‫?YOU SURE YOU WANNA RISK IT

‫.IT COULD DRAIN YOU FOR GOOD

‫.LET'S DO IT

‫!UNH! UNH

‫[[GRUNTING

‫.WE STILL NEED MORE

‫.PLEASE. IT'S HIS ONLY CHANCE

‫.UNH

‫.FIRE ME UP

‫.IF HE CAN TAKE IT, SO CAN I

‫[[BOTH GRUNTING

‫.Scientist: IT'S NOT WORKING

‫!GET OUT OF THE WAY

‫!STOP

‫YOU DON'T KNOW ‫!WHAT YOU'RE DOING

‫.HEY, I'M A GENIUS

‫[[ALARM

‫!AAH! AAH

‫?WHAT'D I TELL YA

‫.FATHER

‫.EDWIN

‫.UNH. UNH

‫I

‫.I GUESS I OWE YOU MY GRATITUDE

‫.I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU, ALVA

‫.I DID IT BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT

‫YEAH, YOU SHOULD ‫.TRY IT SOMETIME

‫SO ARE WE PICKIN' UP OUR FIGHT

‫?WHERE WE LEFT OFF

‫NAH. YOU CAN TAKE ‫.THAT CAR BACK

‫.I GOT ME A SWEETER RIDE

‫.ALVA SAID IT WAS OK

‫HEY, IT'S THE ‫.LEAST ALVA OWES ME

‫.FAIR ENOUGH

‫!OOH! DANG

‫!WHOO-HOO

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