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‫,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS ‫CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪

‫,♪ SAVE THE WORLD ‫FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪

‫♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING, OK ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK'S ‫WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪

‫,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP ‫THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪

‫.CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE ‫BY WARNER BROS TV ANIMATION

‫?.A PRIVATE JET TO L.A ‫?A LIMO TO PICK US UP

‫VIP SEATS FOR ‫?THE ALL-STAR GAME

‫!HA HA HA! V, THIS IS THE BOMB

‫.HEY, THANK MY POPS

‫HE'S THE ONE WHO HELPED ‫RAISE ALL THAT MONEY

‫.FOR THE CHARITY FUND

‫VIRGIL, I'M GONNA LET YOU ‫2 GO STRAIGHT TO THE ARENA

‫WHILE I GET US CHECKED ‫.INTO THE HOTEL

‫!WHOA, LOOK! OH

‫Richie: MAN, NOTHING ‫.IN THIS TOWN IS REAL

‫[[CRACKLING

‫[[SCREECHING

‫[[GASPING TOGETHER

‫♪ HEY, YO, YO, GET UP ♪

‫♪ PUT ME IN THE ‫CHANGE IN THE TRUCK ♪

‫.3 WORDS. A-MAZ-ING

‫♪ I SOUND LIKE THIS, WHY ‫YOU WEARING THOSE THINGS? ♪

‫♪ GET YOUR OWN ISH DONE ♪

‫.NICE HANDS

‫I'M JUST TIRED OF ‫DRAGGING YOUR SORRY BUTT

‫.UP AND DOWN THIS COURT

‫HOW ABOUT McGRADY? HE'S ‫.ALL TALK, NO SHOOT

‫HEY, WHAT ARE YOU ‫?FLAPPING ON ABOUT

‫.I MADE MY LAST 6 SHOTS, YO-YO

‫.THAT'S YAO-YO

‫Virgil: UM

‫.HERE'S YOUR BALL BACK

‫?THANKS. AND WHO ARE YOU GUYS

‫.VIRGIL HAWKINS

‫.RICHIE FOLEY

‫PLEASED TO MEET YOU. I'M

‫. "THE MAILMAN" KARL MALONE

‫.AND YOU'RE TRACY McGRADY

‫.YAO MING AND STEVE NASH

‫.WE ARE HUGE FANS

‫!SUPER MEGA HUGE

‫WELL, CAN'T HAVE OUR ‫SUPER MEGA HUGE FANS VISIT

‫.AND GO HOME EMPTY HANDED

‫HOW'D YOU GUYS LIKE AN ‫?OFFICIAL ALL-STAR BASKETBALL

‫?US

‫.NO

‫.DEFINITELY

‫![TOGETHER] YES

‫?WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE SIGN IT

‫?HEY! WHAT'S THE DEAL

‫.YOU BROKE THE BALL

‫HEY, I SAVED FOR 2 MONTHS ‫!TO BUY THESE KICKS

‫!EVERYTHING'S DISINTEGRATING

‫NO. JUST EVERYTHING ‫.MADE OF RUBBER

‫[[GLASS SHATTERING

‫MR. MALONE, DO YOU KNOW

‫?WHERE'D THEY GO

‫?HEY, YOU DON'T THINK

‫.RICHIE, GET REAL

‫COME ON. LET'S SEE ‫!WHAT'S GOING ON

‫[[TIRES SCREECHING

‫.MAN, THE CITY'S STOPPED

‫NOT EVEN THE COPS ‫.CAN GET THROUGH

‫.MAYBE THAT'S THE IDEA

‫?BACKPACK GOT SOMETHING

‫HE'S SENSING INCREASED ‫ABNORMAL TRANSFORMATIONS

‫OF BASE COMPOUNDS ON ‫.A MOLECULAR LEVEL

‫.IN ENGLISH

‫.NANITES

‫?THAT'S ENGLISH

‫NANITES ARE ‫MICROSCOPIC MACHINES

‫THAT CAN RECONSTRUCT ONE ‫.MATERIAL FORM INTO ANOTHER

‫?WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM

‫!THE SOURCE IS... THAT WAY

‫[[TRAIN HORN HONKS

‫[[HORN HONKING

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫.DON'T TELL ME

‫.YUP

‫BACKPACK'S SENSORS SHOW

‫THAT IT'S MADE ‫.ENTIRELY OF NANITES

‫.I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME

‫THAT THING'S BILLIONS

‫OF LITTLE ROBOTS ALL ‫.SQUISHED INTO ONE

‫KIND OF LIKE A GIGANTIC BEEHIVE

‫.WITHOUT THE HIVE

‫!AAH! AAH

‫LET'S PUT THIS MOUNTAIN OF ‫.NANITES ON THE RIGHT TRACK

‫[[BEEPING

‫!UHH

‫.WE'RE GETTING TO IT

‫!OR MAYBE NOT. UHH

‫!UHH

‫.UH-OH

‫!AAH

‫I THINK WE'RE HAVING ‫.ONE OF THOSE DAYS

‫.I'LL HOLD 'EM OFF

‫GUESS I'LL SUMO ‫.WRESTLE WITH GODZILLA

‫!YO, METAL HEADS ‫!I'M WARNING YOU

‫BACK OFF OR YOU'RE ‫GONNA FORCE ME TO

‫!WHOA! WHOA

‫.CHILL, MAN. WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE

‫?OH, YEAH

‫WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA ‫.NEED TO SEE SOME I.D

‫TIME FOR A FULL-COURT ‫.PRESS, GUYS

‫!LOOK OUT

‫[THAT WAS CLOSE! [GASPS

‫[[ALL GASP

‫[[GROANS WITH EFFORT

‫[[PEOPLE CHEERING

‫[[PANTS

‫.THAT WAS HEAVY

‫THANKS FOR LETTING ME TAKE ‫.YOUR BOXCAR FOR A SPIN

‫.I'LL TIE HIM UP

‫.HOLD HIM STEADY

‫.THESE GUYS ARE GOOD

‫!AAH

‫!UNH

‫,HEY! HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE ‫.YOU NANITE KLEPTOMANIAC

‫!AAH

‫!STATIC'S DOWN

‫LET ME GO! WHAT ARE YOU

‫!HELP

‫[[GROANS

‫?WHERE'S GEAR

‫.IN THAT TORNADO

‫AND I DON'T THINK ‫.HE'S ON HIS WAY TO OZ

‫.BUT DON'T SWEAT IT, ‫STATIC .WE'LL FIND HIM

‫?JUST WHO ARE YOU GUYS ANYWAY

‫KARL MALONE. CODE ‫.NAME: PULVERIZER

‫.POINT MAN

‫.CENTER FORCE

‫.SPIN DRIVE

‫.WE'RE THE HOOP SQUAD

‫LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ‫.VISIT YOUR HEADQUARTERS

‫.I NEED TO RESCUE GEAR

‫.THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE ‫.WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU

‫AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'VE BEEN ‫.RECRUITED FOR HERO DUTY

‫.I DON'T GET IT

‫HOW DID BASKETBALL SUPERSTARS

‫?END UP AS SUPERHEROES

‫WHO ELSE HAS THE RIGHT ‫MIX OF STRENGTH AND SKILLS

‫TO OPERATE THESE ‫?BIO-ENHANCER SUITS

‫.PRETTY SMALL CRIB

‫WOW! LOOK AT ALL ‫.THESE COOL TOYS

‫,THESE COOL TOYS ‫,AS YOU CALL THEM

‫ARE NECESSARY IN ‫ORDER TO OVERCOME

‫THE DANGERS SIMILAR TO ‫.THE ONE YOU FACED EARLIER

‫.STATIC, THIS IS MASON ANDREW

‫HE'S THE MAIN CONTACT BETWEEN ‫.THE HOOP SQUAD AND THE NBA

‫?YOU'RE A SPORTS AGENT

‫I'M WITH THE NATIONAL ‫.BIOTECH AUTHORITY

‫.OK, THAT'S A NEW ONE TO ME

‫IT'S A SECRET ORGANIZATION ‫DEDICATED TO PRESERVING

‫.WORLD PEACE AND STABILITY

‫.THIS IS HIS CREATION, LA GATA

‫SHE'S GOT HIS BRAIN ‫.AND A LITTLE EXTRA

‫SHE BUILT OUR ‫BIO-ENHANCER SUITS

‫.BASED ON MASON'S DESIGN

‫.AWESOME

‫BUT ISN'T ALL THIS ‫?ULTRA TOP SECRET

‫.OF COURSE

‫?THEN WHY SHOW IT TO ME

‫,WITH YOUR SPECIAL POWERS

‫WE'RE HOPING YOU ‫CAN HELP US STOP

‫.DR. ODIUM

‫?DR. ODIUM

‫THE SCIENTIST WHO CREATED THE ‫.CREATURE THAT KIDNAPPED GEAR

‫HE USE TO WORK FOR US AS A

‫BIO-TECHNICAL ARTIFICIAL ‫.INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTICS EXPERT

‫.PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT

‫.SORRY

‫ODIUM'S SPECIALTY WAS

‫[NANITES. [GROANS

‫.OH. NOT ANOTHER WORD

‫.GO AHEAD

‫HE WAS BRILLIANT, BUT HE

‫FELT WE... WE'RE HOLDING

‫.HIM... BACK

‫?DO THEY ALWAYS ACT LIKE THIS

‫.ONLY WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER

‫?ARE THEY EVER APART

‫.NEVER

‫ODIUM WANTED TO ‫.EXPERIMENT ON HUMANS

‫WHEN THE GOVERNMENT ‫TURNED HIM DOWN, HE WAS

‫.SACKED, CANNED, 86ed

‫[[GROANS

‫.WE GOT THIS TAPE AN HOUR AGO

‫WELL, MASON, I HOPE I ‫.NOW HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

‫,I WANT $100 MILLION IN 2 HOURS

‫OR I'LL RELEASE ‫.MY NANITES AGAIN

‫ONLY THIS TIME, THEY'LL ‫.DESTROY THE ENTIRE WEST COAST

‫MY NANITES ARE ‫,CONTROLLABLE, MASON

‫.JUST AS I TOLD YOU

‫.WATCH MY LITTLE BABIES

‫[[LOW RUMBLING

‫HE SURE MASTERED THE ‫.SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL

‫.100 MILLION. 2 HOURS

‫.CIAO

‫BUT THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY

‫IS LIKE ONE BIG EARTHQUAKE ‫.WAITING TO HAPPEN

‫[[SPEAKS CHINESE

‫.I MEAN, CORRECT

‫.THIS ODIUM GUY'S INSANE

‫[[TEAM SPEAKS CHINESE

‫COUNTLESS TINY ROBOTS BUILT ‫.TO MY EXACT SPECIFICATIONS

‫?IMPRESSIVE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY

‫?WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT I SAY

‫WHY SHOW ME ANY ‫?OF THIS, ANYWAY

‫I'M NOT GONNA RUN FOR ‫.PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB

‫.YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A BRIGHT BOY

‫,I THOUGHT YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE

‫MIGHT APPRECIATE ‫.WHAT I'VE DONE

‫YOU KNOW, I SEE A ‫.LOT OF ME IN YOU

‫.THE PROBLEM IS I DON'T LIKE ME

‫.THAT MAKES 2 OF US

‫YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY ‫.IF STATIC FINDS YOU

‫.WELL, THANKS TO YOU, HE WILL

‫AND HOPEFULLY HE'LL BRING HIS NEW ‫.FRIENDS THE HOOP SQUAD WITH HIM

‫[[CELL PHONE RINGS

‫.YO. McGRADY

‫[[SPEAKS CHINESE

‫[[CELL PHONE RINGS

‫[[RINGS

‫.IT'S MINE

‫?HELLO

‫.VIRGIL

‫?POPS! UM, HI. WHERE ARE YOU

‫.I'M AT THE HOTEL ‫?WHERE ARE YOU

‫WHERE AM I? UM, WELL

‫SEE, I

‫?HEY, MR. HAWKINS ‫.KARL MALONE HERE

‫?KARL MALONE? THE KARL MALONE

‫UH-HUH. LISTEN, VIRG ‫IS HANGING OUT WITH ME

‫.AND A COUPLE OF THE PLAYERS

‫?IS THAT OK WITH YOU

‫MY VIRGIL, HANGING ‫?WITH THE MAILMAN

‫!SURE, IT'S OK. IT'S GREAT

‫,IT'S BETTER THAN GREAT ‫!IT'S SPECTACULAR

‫COOL. WE'LL HAVE ‫HIM AND RICHARD

‫BACK AT THE HOTEL ‫.AS SOON AS WE CAN

‫I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I'VE ‫ALWAYS ADMIRED YOUR MOVES ON

‫.THAT'S GREAT, ‫MR. HAWKINS .SEE YA

‫.THANKS

‫IT'S NOT EASY, HAVING TO ‫.MAKE STUFF UP ALL THE TIME

‫[[BUZZER

‫!GEAR

‫STATIC, YOU GOTTA ‫.GET ME OUT OF HERE

‫THIS ODIUM GUY IS ‫.TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL

‫?I FEEL YA, MAN. WHERE ARE YOU

‫I DON'T KNOW, I'LL KEEP THIS ‫.CONNECTION OPEN SO YOU CAN TRACE ME

‫.HANG ON, BRO

‫!OK. HURRY

‫SADLY, THEY WILL ‫,FOLLOW YOUR TRAIL

‫.BUT TO THE WRONG LOCATION

‫HE'S SOMEWHERE ‫.AROUND HERE, GUYS

‫HEY, I'M PICKING UP ‫.THE SIGNAL IN THERE

‫.HOLD IT

‫.THIS IS GEAR'S SHOCKBOX

‫?THEN WHERE'S GEAR

‫.I THINK I SMELL A TRAP

‫.I THINK THEY SMELL FOOD

‫!STAY BACK. I'LL ZAP 'EM

‫TOO MANY. YOU'LL ‫RUN OUT OF JUICE

‫.BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF NANITES

‫.THEN THE ONLY WAY TO GO IS UP

‫THAT'S 20 FEET ‫OF SOLID CONCRETE

‫.YOU WANT US TO PUNCH THROUGH

‫.UH-HUH

‫.YOU HEARD THE MAN

‫.COVER YOUR EARS

‫[[WIND GUSTING

‫.THAT WON'T HOLD IT FOR LONG

‫?WHAT

‫.ALLOW ME TO MAKE A POINT

‫[[GASP

‫THAT'S THE STRONGEST ‫.MAGNETIC FIELD I'VE GOT

‫MAYBE THEY CHANGED THE ‫MOLECULAR STRUCTURE

‫.SO MAGNETISM DOESN'T AFFECT IT

‫?THEY CAN DO THAT

‫!AAH! AAH

‫.ONWARD AND UPWARD

‫!UNH, HERE WE GO

‫[[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

‫!UHH! OHH

‫?EVERYBODY COOL

‫!OH, MAN

‫GUYS, YOU ALL KNOW ‫,OUR NEWEST MEMBER

‫.WATER BOY

‫.HEY! STOP! I'M JUST KIDDING

‫?YOU OK

‫.YEAH, BUT I WASN'T MUCH HELP

‫.THIS IS TEAM PLAY, STATIC

‫.WE ALL DO WHAT WE CAN

‫IT'S THAT WAY PLAYING ‫.BASKETBALL OR SAVING THE WORLD

‫I HATE TO BREAK UP ‫THIS LITTLE PARTY

‫.BUT WE STILL HAVE TO FIND GEAR

‫AND TRY TO KEEP ODIUM FROM ‫.STARTING AN EARTHQUAKE

‫.HEY, I JUST DID A LA GATA

‫[[BEEP BEEP BEEP

‫MEN, LA GATA'S PICKED UP

‫INCREASED ABNORMAL ‫TRANSFORMATIONS

‫OF BASE COMPOUNDS ‫ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL

‫OVER THE ABANDONED OIL ‫.FIELDS IN NORTH LOS ANGELES

‫.THAT'S NANITE ACTIVITY

‫HMM, YOU ARE VERY SMART ‫.FOR A SHORT PERSON

‫THOSE OIL FIELDS WERE ABANDONED

‫BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO CLOSE TO ‫.THE EARTHQUAKE FAULT SYSTEM

‫FINALLY! NO INTERRUPT

‫!Static: THAT'S IT

‫YOU KNOW THE GIANT COMPRESSOR ‫?THE ROBOT WAS STEALING

‫WHAT IF ODIUM NEEDS ‫IT TO PUMP HIS NANITES

‫?DOWN THROUGH THE WELL SHAFTS

‫THAT KIND OF ACTIVITY COULD ‫.TRIGGER HUGE EARTHQUAKES

‫.ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT OF L.A

‫AND THE WEST COAST ‫IS A GREAT BIG

‫!NOTHING

‫AND SO BEGINS YOUR JOURNEY ‫.TO THE EARTH'S CRUST

‫.I HOPE EVERYONE'S HUNGRY

‫.STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPRESSOR

‫,DO LIKE HE SAYS, MAN

‫OR WE'RE GONNA WHUP YOU SO BAD

‫YOU'RE GONNA NEED ‫PLASTIC SURGERY

‫JUST SO FOLKS COULD ‫.CALL YOU UGLY

‫?ODIUM'S A MACHINE

‫NOW THAT'S PRETTY ‫.WEIRD, EVEN FOR L.A

‫.YET TRUE

‫I HAVE IMPRINTED MY PERSONALITY

‫.ON THIS NANITE ENTITY

‫.EITHER WAY, YOU'RE GOING DOWN

‫.DON'T BE RIDICULOUS

‫THERE'S NOTHING THE ‫.HOOP SQUAD CAN DO

‫.GUESS THAT'S WHERE I COME IN

‫!KEEP AWAY FROM THERE, YOU

‫.GOTTA REVERSE THIS PUMP

‫!Odium: STOP

‫.THOSE TANKS WILL EXPLODE

‫.THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA

‫?WANNA TAKE THE FINAL SHOT

‫.IT'S WHAT I DO BEST

‫[[BEEP BEEP

‫?GEAR

‫?IS IT REALLY YOU THIS TIME

‫.LIVE AND IN PERSON

‫I FINALLY MANAGED TO GET FREE

‫WITH A LITTLE HELP ‫.FROM BACKPACK

‫AND SORRY I WASN'T THERE ‫,FOR THE FIREWORKS, BRO

‫BUT I WATCHED IT ALL ON ‫.ODIUM'S SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM

‫?ANY IDEA WHERE DR. ODIUM IS

‫?THE REAL ONE, I MEAN

‫.RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

‫NOW THAT HIS NANITE ‫,VERSION'S GONE BLOOEY

‫I'LL GIVE HIM AN ‫.EARLY WAKE-UP CALL

‫[[GROANS

‫KEEP HIM ON ICE ‫,TILL WE GET THERE

‫AND TELL HIM THE ‫HOOP SQUAD SAYS

‫HIS CAREER HAS BEEN

‫!All: REJECTED

‫!WAY TO GO, POINT MAN

‫!YEAH! GET IT UP TO PULVERIZER

‫?POINT MAN? PULVERIZER

‫BOYS, WHO ARE ‫?YOU TALKING ABOUT

‫,OH, HEH HEH

‫THOSE ARE JUST NEW NICKNAMES

‫THAT RICH AND I MADE UP ‫.FOR SOME OF THE PLAYERS

‫UH, YEAH, BASED ON COMIC ‫.BOOK SUPERHEROES WE LIKE

‫,BOYS, THESE ARE BALLPLAYERS

‫.NOT SUPERHEROES

‫.RIGHT, POPS

‫I GUESS THEY JUST ‫.SEEM THAT WAY TO US

‫[[CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY

‫[[BUZZER SOUNDS, CROWD CHEERING

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