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‫,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS ‫CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪

‫,♪ SAVE THE WORLD ‫FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪

‫♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ♪

‫,♪ OK, STATIC SHOCK ‫WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪

‫,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP ‫THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHO-HOO ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC ‫SHOCK ♪ ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪

‫♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪

‫♪ GOOD AGAINST ‫EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪

‫,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES ‫I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪

‫♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM ‫THE STATIC SHOWER ♪

‫♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪

‫♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪

‫♪ THE BELL RINGS AND ‫I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪

‫♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪

‫♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪

‫CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ‫ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫Virgil: WHAT DID THEY ‫?DO TO PARTICLE MAN

‫WHY ARE HIS POWERS ‫?ALL DIFFERENT

‫.YOU MISSED THE LAST ISSUE

‫,WHEN HE FLEW INTO THE NEBULA

‫IT ERASED HIS OLD POWERS ‫.AND GAVE HIM NEW ONES

‫WORD? I WONDER IF BANG BABIES

‫.COULD EVER CHANGE LIKE THAT

‫ "V," THAT STUFF ONLY ‫,HAPPENS IN COMIC BOOKS

‫.NOT IN REAL LIFE

‫Girl: WELL, WELL. VIRGIL ‫.HAWKINS AND RICHIE FOLEY

‫!Richie: AAH

‫?MADELYN SPALDING

‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING, UH

‫?OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

‫.THEY SAY I'M OK NOW

‫BUT THE SCHOOL STILL ‫.WON'T TAKE ME BACK

‫WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU ‫DID TRY TO TAKE OVER

‫.THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY

‫!YEAH

‫HELLO. MY NAME IS ‫,MADELYN SPALDING

‫AND YOU WILL VOTE FOR ‫.ME FOR CLASS PRESIDENT

‫[[FEEDBACK

‫?HELLO

‫.All: YES

‫.Madelyn: NO, REALLY

‫.YOU ARE TOO KIND

‫.THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH

‫VIRGIL, YOU WILL DO

‫!AS I COMMAND

‫!NO, I WON'T

‫!AAH

‫WELL, EVERYBODY HAD ‫,BEEN SO MEAN TO ME

‫AND THEN I GOT THOSE ‫.AMAZING POWERS

‫?WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

‫?DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR POWERS

‫.WHO KNOWS

‫IF I DO, I CAN'T REMBER ‫.HOW I MADE THEM WORK

‫IS THERE ANYTHING ‫?YOU DO REMBER

‫.YEAH. I REMEMBER STATIC

‫HE'S THE ONE WHO ‫.SPOILED EVERYTHING

‫.I OWE HIM BIG TIME

‫.UM, OK

‫?BUT WHAT ABOUT ME

‫?WHAT ABOUT YOU

‫.NEVER MIND. COME ON, RICH

‫.GOT TO JET

‫SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ‫.YOU'RE STATIC

‫.OHH! HOW LUCKY IS THAT

‫!Both: HA HA

‫.JUST LIKE BEFORE

‫.KIDS LAUGHING AT ME

‫,I HATE THEM ALL

‫AND I'D DO SOMETHING ‫,ABOUT IT, TOO

‫.IF I HAD MY OLD POWERS BACK

‫[[GASPS

‫OF COURSE, NEW POWERS ‫.WOULDN'T HURT EITHER

‫.YO, HOTSTREAK, KNOCK IT OFF

‫.YOU'RE MAKING US NERVOUS

‫.TOO BAD. IT HELPS ME RELAX

‫[[BOOM

‫!HEY, I DIDN'T DO THAT

‫?MIND IF DROP IN

‫WHY'D THESE GUYS HAVE TO ESCAPE

‫?ON A SCHOOL NIGHT

‫I HAVE A BOOK ‫.REPORT DUE TOMORROW

‫!THERE THEY... UHH

‫!GEAR

‫!UHH

‫EH! I DID NOT GIVE THAT ‫.THING A RETURN ADDRESS

‫,ONE DOWN

‫.ONE TO GO

‫!UHH

‫?SHEBANG

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

‫.UH, SAVING YOUR BEHIND

‫?SHE WHO

‫.SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND

‫!UHH

‫.HELLO, STRANGER

‫.HEY, GEAR

‫CAN WE HOLD THE CLASS ‫?REUNION SOME OTHER TIME

‫DO I HAVE TO DO ‫?EVERYTHING MYSELF

‫?MADELYN

‫?AGAIN? WHO

‫!UHH! AHH

‫?WHEN DID SHE LEARN TO DO THAT

‫!UHH

‫WHOA. WHAT IF IT'S ‫?JUST LIKE PARTICLE MAN

‫?HUH

‫WHEN YOU ZAPPED HER BRAIN ‫,THE LAST TIME YOU FOUGHT

‫MAYBE IT SOMEHOW ‫.CHANGED HER POWERS

‫!INCOMING

‫I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT ‫.COULDN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE

‫,IF YOU 2 DON'T PAY ATTENTION

‫REAL LIFE IS GONNA ‫.BE OVER REAL SOON

‫YOU BETTER WORK ON YOUR AIM

‫.SOME OTHER TIME, GIRL

‫WE DON'T NEED THE ‫.COPS ON US, TOO

‫!UHH

‫!MOVE

‫[[SIREN

‫.THEY'RE GONE

‫[[INDISTINCT CHATTER

‫SO I GUESS YOU'RE ‫?GONNA SPLIT NOW, HUH

‫,YEAH. LAST TIME

‫YOU WERE A LITTLE ‫.SHY OF THE SPOTLIGHT

‫.HEY, THAT WAS THE OLD ME

‫[[REPORTERS TALK AT ONCE

‫?WHO ARE YOU

‫.MY NAME'S SHEBANG

‫.BE SURE TO SPELL IT RIGHT

‫.S-H-E-BANG

‫MY CARD. SURE TO ‫.BE A COLLECTIBLE

‫?HER CARD? HER CARD

‫?SO WHAT HAPPENED HERE, SHEBANG

‫THERE WAS A ‫.METAHUMAN JAILBREAK

‫THINGS GOT A BIT HEAVY ‫,FOR STATIC AND GEAR

‫.SO I HELPED THEM OUT

‫SO DOES THAT MEAN ‫THAT THE DAKOTA DUO

‫?IS NOW A TRIO

‫.ABSOLUTELY

‫.WHOA! TIME

‫.TEAM MEETING

‫.Shebang: WELL, YOU DID PROMISE

‫WE COULD WORK TOGETHER

‫.IF I CAME BACK TO TOWN

‫?I DID

‫.OH, YEAH

‫?I DID

‫YOU DID. SO WHY ARE ‫?YOU BACK IN TOWN

‫THE AUTHORITIES ‫CAPTURED ALL THE GOONS

‫.WHO WERE AFTER ME FOR MY DNA

‫FINALLY, MY PARENTS AND I

‫COULD LEAVE THE WITNESS ‫PROTECTION PROGRAM

‫.AND MOVE BACK TO DAKOTA

‫.WAY TO GO

‫AND THE BEST PART

‫IS I DON'T HAVE TO ‫.PRETEND I'M SHY ANYMORE

‫.I CAN BE MYSELF

‫.THERE'S A SCARY THOUGHT

‫!THIS'LL BE SO GREAT

‫I HAVE SO MANY DECORATING ‫,IDEAS FOR THE GAS STATION

‫AND WE SHOULD COLOR ‫.COORDINATE OUR COSTUMES

‫OH! AND I EVEN THOUGHT ‫.OF A TEAM NAME

‫.S.G.S

‫.SHEBANG, GEAR, STATIC

‫?I DID

‫?THIS IS A HIDEOUT

‫HONESTLY, YOU'LL HAVE ‫TO DO A LOT BETTER

‫.IF YOU'RE GOING TO WORK FOR ME

‫WHAT?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT

‫SO WHAT EXACTLY DO WE GAIN

‫?BY FOLLOWING YOU

‫,WE'LL BE ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY

‫,AND WITH ME IN YOUR TEAM

‫YOU'LL BE WINNERS

‫.INSTEAD OF LOSERS

‫TRUST ME. I HAVE ‫.A LOT OF IDEAS

‫.YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF MOUTH

‫YEAH? WELL, I CAN ‫,BACK UP WHAT I SAY

‫AND I'M SAYING IF ‫YOU STICK WITH ME

‫YOU'LL FINALLY SEE ‫THE END OF STATIC

‫!ONCE AND FOR ALL

‫?ANY QUESTIONS

‫OHH, BAD ENOUGH SHEBANG ‫KEEPS BUTTING IN

‫,WHEN WE'RE ON PATROL

‫BUT SHENICE WON'T ‫.LET US ALONE EITHER

‫.YOU'RE TELLING ME

‫SHE WAS SO BUSY DESCRIBING

‫THE NEW CURTAINS ‫,FOR THE GAS STATION

‫SHE FOLLOWED ME RIGHT ‫.INTO THE BOYS' REST ROOM

‫SHE THOUGHT THAT COULD ‫.USE NEW CURTAINS, TOO

‫!HEY, GUYS

‫WE'RE TRYING TO DECIDE ON A ‫.THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S DANCE

‫?WHAT DO YOU THINK

‫,IT'S HOMECOMING, SHENICE

‫.NOT MARDI GRAS

‫.WELL, IT COULD BE

‫?HEY, IS THAT HIGH ENOUGH

‫!Both: YES

‫I SEE WHERE SHENICE'S CIRCLE ‫.OF INFLUENCE IS WIDENING

‫?[RADIO FREQUENCY] WHAT IS IT

‫I'M PICKING UP A ‫.POLICE BULLETIN

‫.METAHUMANS AT CITY HALL

‫.WE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE

‫?DOWN WHERE

‫DOWN TO

‫.THE NURSE'S OFFICE

‫YES! WE... UH, OHH

‫.ATE IN THE CAFETERIA

‫UHH. NOW WE KNOW WHY

‫.THEY CALL IT TUNA SURPRISE

‫[[BOTH GROANING

‫[[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES

‫[[SCREAMING

‫!AAH

‫.THIS IS TOTALLY WACK

‫?WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN

‫IF WE'RE GONNA DO ‫,SOMETHING, LET'S DO IT

‫.NOT JUST PUT ON A SHOW

‫BUT MADELYN SAYS WE HAVE TO

‫I DON'T TAKE ORDERS ‫.FROM LITTLE GIRLS

‫?UH, TEAM

‫?CAN WE JUST STICK TO THE PLAN

‫.I MAKE THE PLANS AROUND HERE

‫!Hotstreak: THEY'RE HERE

‫.LISTEN UP, GIRLFRIEND

‫,IF YOU'RE ALL THAT

‫LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO

‫.WITHOUT MY HELP

‫.JUST WATCH ME

‫!UHH

‫.MUST BE MADELYN

‫!UHH! UHH

‫?AND WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE

‫!HEY, THE GAS LINES

‫.HA HA HA

‫!UHH

‫!YIPPEE-AY-OH

‫!HEY

‫!AAH

‫.NOW DON'T GO AWAY ANGRY

‫[[BOTH GRUNTING

‫[[SHRIEKS

‫!AAH

‫!UHH! UHH! UHH

‫?Gear: SHEBANG

‫!UHH

‫!UHH

‫!HUH? AAH

‫.UH-OH

‫[[BOTH GRUNT

‫?WHY'D YOU BUTT IN LIKE THAT

‫I HAD TALON JUST ‫.WHERE I WANTED HER

‫YOU WEREN'T EVEN ‫.RUFFLING HER FEATHERS

‫I WA... HA! THAT'S ‫!JUST PLAIN NUTS

‫NO. LEAVING ME BACK AT SCHOOL

‫.THAT'S NUTS

‫.WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM

‫.NICE TRY, PROM QUEEN

‫NOW ARE YOU READY TO ‫?LET ME RUN THIS CIRCUS

‫!QUIET

‫!I... I NEED TIME TO THINK

‫[[SCREAMING

‫YOU KNOW, IF I ‫,DIDN'T KNOW BETTER

‫I'D THINK YOU 2 ARE AVOIDING

‫.ME

‫[[GRUNTING

‫[[PANTING

‫?ANYBODY HURT

‫!NOPE

‫!WE DID IT

‫.EEHHH! WRONG. HE DID IT

‫.THIS ISN'T WORKING

‫?WHAT ISN'T WORKING

‫.THIS TEAM THING

‫.IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S US

‫?WHAT? WHY

‫WE'RE KIND OF FEELING LIKE ‫.WE NEED A LITTLE SPACE

‫,MAYBE A WHOLE LOT OF SPACE

‫.LIKE A GALAXY EVEN

‫.BUT I... I JUST WANT TO HELP

‫THE BEST WAY YOU ‫CAN HELP, SHEBANG

‫?BACK OFF, OK

‫,REMEMBER, YOU, US

‫AND IN BETWEEN

‫.LIGHT-YEARS

‫BUT I THOUGHT YOU ‫.WANTED ME THERE

‫.YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY IDEAS

‫.YEAH. SURE, SHENICE

‫IT'S JUST THAT WE SORT ‫,OF DECIDED ON THE THEME

‫AND THE DECORATING ‫.COMMITTEE'S KIND OF FULL

‫SO WE DON'T REALLY ‫.NEED ANYONE RIGHT NOW

‫.YEAH. I UNDERSTAND

‫.WHATEVER

‫WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO ‫?GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS

‫?WHAT FRIENDS

‫THEY ONLY LIKED ME

‫.WHEN I PRETENDED TO BE A DUD

‫THEY'RE USED TO THE ‫.OLD SHENICE, HONEY

‫YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM TIME ‫.TO ADJUST TO THE NEW ONE

‫SHE'S REALLY QUITE ‫.WONDERFUL, YOU KNOW

‫.SHE DOESN'T FEEL SO WONDERFUL

‫.JUST GIVE THEM SOME TIME

‫I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE ‫.TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS

‫[[DOOR CLOSES

‫!HA

‫THE ONLY THING I'M GONNA CHANGE

‫.IS MY CLOTHES

‫[[THUNDER

‫SO STATIC AND GEAR DON'T ‫.WANT TO PLAY WITH ME

‫,FINE. I'LL GO SOLO

‫AND I'M GONNA BE ONE ‫.HARD ACT TO FOLLOW

‫.Madelyn: I DON'T THINK SO

‫!HEY! UHH

‫[[GRUNTING

‫THE ONLY ACT ‫YOU'LL BE A PART OF

‫IS THE FINAL ONE ‫.OF STATIC'S LIFE

‫?SHENICE'S MOM CALL YOU, TOO

‫YEAH. I THINK SHE CALLED ‫.EVERYBODY IN OUR SCHOOL

‫SHENICE HAS BEEN ‫.MISSING FOR HOURS

‫YOU DON'T THINK ‫SHEBANG WOULD TAKE ON

‫MADELYN AND THE METABREED ‫?BY HERSELF, DO YOU

‫EITHER THAT OR JOIN THEM

‫.JUST TO GET BACK AT US

‫.WE GOT TO FIND HER

‫[[GRUNTS

‫SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

‫THIS NEW SCHEME OF ‫YOURS IS GONNA WORK

‫?ANY BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE

‫WE HAVE STATIC'S ‫.PRECIOUS PARTNER

‫.HE'S BOUND TO SURRENDER

‫.DON'T COUNT ON IT, CREEP

‫STATIC AND GEAR ‫.BROKE OFF WITH ME

‫.I'M ON MY OWN NOW

‫.SEE THAT? ANOTHER WACK PLAN

‫?NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

‫?GIVE ME SOME SPACE, OK

‫SEEMS TO ME YOU ‫GOT PLENTY OF THAT

‫.BETWEEN YOUR EARS

‫!HEY, STOP

‫.WE'LL GET NOWHERE LIKE THIS

‫.WE'RE NOWHERE ALREADY

‫.LISTEN, TEAM, THIS WILL WORK

‫IT'S JUST A MATTER

‫.OF WHERE TO PLACE THE BAIT

‫?WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM

‫THEY BOTH THINK ‫.THEY'RE IN CHARGE

‫THIS IS THEM BEING ‫.NICE TO EACH OTHER

‫[[GRUNTS

‫.NO USE

‫THOSE THINGS ARE MADE

‫OUT OF THE STRONGEST ‫.STEEL AROUND

‫NO STRONGER THAN ‫.THE LEASH YOU'RE ON

‫.I'D WATCH THAT MOUTH

‫?SAVE IT, OK

‫BACK WHEN YOU ‫,LED THE METABREED

‫.I MIGHT HAVE BEEN AFRAID

‫BUT NOW YOU'RE ‫JUST SOME SIDEKICK

‫.WHO GOT SHOVED ASIDE

‫YOU'RE A JOKE TO EVERY ‫BANG BABY IN DAKOTA

‫.AND AN EVEN BIGGER JOKE TO ME

‫!HEY! STOP TALKING TO HER

‫.SCHOOL'S OUT, SCHOOLGIRL

‫I'M RUNNING THIS SHOW

‫.FROM NOW ON

‫!UHH

‫WHY DOES THERE ‫ALWAYS HAVE TO BE

‫?A CLASS CLOWN

‫!UHH! UHH

‫.THAT'S IT

‫.YOU'RE GOING DOWN, GIRL

‫!AAH

‫I GOT BACKPACK SCANNING

‫,FOR ANY PRESSURE CHANGES

‫,TEMPERATURE SPIKES

‫.HIGH FREQUENCY SOUNDS

‫.OR WE COULD JUST USE OUR EYES

‫YES, BUT THAT ‫.WOULD BE TOO EASY

‫!UHH! UHH! UHH

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!COME ON, MADELYN

‫!COME ON, EBON

‫!UHH

‫[[GASPS

‫!UHH

‫!UHH! OHH

‫[[GROANS

‫.YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS

‫DOES ANYONE ELSE ‫?HAVE A COMMENT

‫.Gear: ACTUALLY, YES

‫.THANKS FOR TAKING OUT EBON

‫.SAVES US A LOT OF TROUBLE

‫!UHH

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

‫.LOOKING FOR YOU

‫IT JUST ISN'T A ‫.PARTY WITHOUT YOU

‫.STATIC'S MINE

‫.YOU HANDLE THE OTHER 2

‫[[SHRIEKS

‫.OW! THAT HURTS

‫!UHH

‫[[THUNDER

‫!ALLEY-OOP

‫!UHH

‫[[GASPS

‫!UHH! UHH

‫?TIGHT FIT

‫[[SNARLS

‫!HYAH

‫!OK, BACKPACK, GO

‫.GOTCHA, POINDEXTER

‫.THAT'S MR. POINDEXTER TO YOU

‫!ANYTIME, BACKPACK

‫!OHH

‫[[THUNDER

‫.WEATHER'S ABOUT TO CHANGE

‫,IF I WERE YOU ‫I'D START WORRYING

‫.ABOUT THE WINDCHILL FACTOR

‫Madelyn: NO WAY YOU ‫,CAN STOP ME NOW

‫!YOU CREEP

‫!I'M A FORCE OF NATURE

‫?IS THAT A FACT

‫.GO AHEAD

‫I CAN THROW BACK ANYTHING

‫.YOU SEND MY WAY, BUT HARDER

‫!AAH! UHH

‫!UHH

‫[[GROANS

‫WHAT DID YOU

‫I GAVE THE JUNK A ‫,POSITIVE CHARGE

‫AND THAT ATTRACTED THE NEGATIVE ‫.CHARGE IN THAT LIGHTNING

‫,BUT I'M SURE YOU KNEW THAT

‫.OH, FORCE OF NATURE

‫[[SIGHS

‫YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL

‫.WAS JUST TOO PUSHY

‫.HEY, I AIN'T TOUCHING THAT ONE

‫.I GUESS I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY

‫.WELL, KIND OF... NAH, IT'S OK

‫SO I'VE DECIDED

‫,THAT FROM NOW ON

‫I WON'T HORN IN ON YOUR PATROLS

‫OR BUG YOU AT ‫.SCHOOL OR ANYTHING

‫.SORRY. WE CAN'T ACCEPT THAT

‫ALTHOUGH I DID LIKE THE PART

‫.ABOUT NOT BUGGING US AT SCHOOL

‫ANY TIME YOU WANT ‫,TO BE ON THE TEAM

‫.YOU'RE WELCOME

‫BUT YOU SAID

‫.WE SAID SOME STUFF WE REGRET

‫YOU GUYS ARE THE ABSOLUTE

‫!UHH! RIBS

‫!CRUSHING THE RIBS

‫.SORRY, SORRY, SORRY

‫SOMETIMES I DON'T ‫.KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH

‫WELL, WE'LL BE ‫.HAPPY TO REMIND YOU

‫HANG ON. I'M PICKING UP

‫.A POLICE RADIO CALL

‫THERE'S A RIOT AT THE ‫.BOGUS TRUTH CONCERT

‫THEY MUST'VE PLAYED ‫.SOMETHING IN TUNE

‫.HA HA! THAT COULD GET UGLY

‫?SHOULD WE GO TOGETHER

‫.WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY

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