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‫!GO

‫Man: THIS IS ‫.POLICE CHOPPER ONE

‫.MOVING IN FOR ‫AERIAL BACKUP .OVER

‫Reporter: IT'S BEEN A ‫.TENSE STANDOFF SO FAR

‫HERE IN GOTHAM'S ‫.WAREHOUSE DISTRICT

‫I THINK THE ‫COMMISSIONER'S ABOUT !WAIT

‫!STAND BACK

‫!UHH

‫!UHH

‫Reporter: THIS WAS THE ‫.SCENE EARLIER TONIGHT

‫,IN GOTHAM'S BAYSIDE DISTRICT

‫WHERE POLICE ‫,CORNERED TIME CODE

‫AN OUTLAW PHYSICIST WHO ‫PLANNED TO MAKE A FORTUNE

‫BY HELPING WANTED CRIMINALS ESCAPE ‫.TO THE FUTURE, OF ALL PLACES

‫UNFORTUNATELY FOR TIME CODE, HE ‫,COULDN'T SEE INTO HIS OWN FUTURE

‫A FUTURE THAT INCLUDED ‫.BATMAN AND HIS YOUNG FRIEND

‫?HIS YOUNG FRIEND

‫?I DON'T HAVE A NAME ANYMORE

‫.GET MY MY TOOLKIT, BOY WONDER

‫AND YOU

‫.BE CAREFUL WITH THAT

‫.IT HAS A GLITCH

‫.HEY, THE PLUG'S BEEN PULLED

‫?OR DIDN'T YOU NOTICE

‫IT ALSO HAS AN ‫,INTERNAL POWER SOURCE

‫?OR DIDN'T YOU NOTICE

‫.JUST TESTING

‫.I'LL PUT IT DOWN THERE

‫.YOU'RE WELCOME

‫HE LEARNED SCIENCE ‫,FROM NOBEL LAUREATES

‫MARSHAL ARTS FROM ‫,KUNG FU MASTERS

‫.AND MANNERS FROM A CROCODILE

‫SO HE'S A LITTLE ‫.HARSH SOMETIMES

‫?SOMETIMES

‫,HE'S TEACHING YOU

‫MAKING SURE YOU'LL BE ‫.READY FOR WHATEVER

‫.I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF LUCKY

‫!UNH

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!I GOT IT

‫!NO! STAY AWAY

‫!I CAN HANDLE THIS

‫[[GRUNTING

‫!HEY

‫!AAH! AAH

‫!UHH

‫?WHERE'D HE GO

‫.NOT WHERE... WHEN

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫!♪ UH-HUH ♪ STATIC SHOCK

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫!STATIC SHOCK! STATIC SHOCK

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪ ‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ STATIC SHOCK ♪

‫[[SCHOOL BELL RINGS

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA ‫BE A SUPERHERO ♪

‫♪ GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE, BE ♪

‫!AAH

‫CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ‫ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

‫[[GROANS

‫?BATMAN? ROBIN

‫SOMEBODY'S BEEN DOING ‫.SOME REDECORATING

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

‫.I-IT'S KIND OF ‫A LONG STORY UH

‫!HYAH

‫WHOA! LET'S NOT GET OFF ‫.ON THE WRONG FOOT HERE

‫'CAUSE THAT'S ONE FOOT ‫.YOU DON'T WANT TO STEP ON

‫BATMAN'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY

‫WHEN HE HEARS HOW YOU'VE ‫.BEEN TREATING HIS GUEST

‫AND YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ‫.TO SEE BATMAN UNHAPPY

‫FIRST, WE DON'T ‫.HAVE GUESTS HERE

‫.AND, SECOND, I'M BATMAN

‫.\AND I'M BEYONCe

‫,WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE ‫.YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

‫!WHOA

‫!HYUH

‫!UHH

‫.GETTIN' SLOPPY

‫!WAH

‫!UHH

‫?SLOPPY, HUH

‫!AHH

‫!UHH

‫?NEED MORE

‫.THAT'S ENOUGH

‫.THERE IS NO TIME FOR THIS

‫.I NEED YOU... BOTH OF YOU

‫?YOU KNOW THIS KID

‫.\HE SAYS HIS NAME'S BEYONCe

‫.HE'S STATIC

‫!STATIC'S AN OLD GUY

‫HEY, I'M ALMOST OLD ‫.ENOUGH TO DRIVE

‫.YEP. STATIC

‫AND... YOU'RE BRUCE ‫?WAYNE, AREN'T YOU

‫BUT... YOU'RE SO... SO

‫,OLD? NO BIG SURPRISE

‫CONSIDERING YOU JUST ‫.HOPSCOTCHED OVER 40 YEARS

‫?HUH

‫EVER SINCE THAT ACCIDENT, I'VE ‫BEEN EXPECTING THIS MOMENT

‫AND THE TIMING ‫.COULDN'T BE BETTER

‫COBRA IS A GROUP OF ‫SNAKE WORSHIPPERS

‫WHO WANT TO TAKE ‫.OVER THE WORLD

‫THE POLICE CAUGHT THEIR LEADER

‫,A WEEK AGO

‫BUT COBRA'S JUST TAKEN ‫.A PRISONER OF THEIR OWN

‫.THERE'S GOING TO BE A TRADE

‫.SOUNDS FAIR TO ME

‫FAIR? NEGOTIATING ‫?WITH CRIMINALS

‫.I DON'T SEE MUCH CHOICE

‫.I DO

‫WE CAN RESCUE THE PRISONER

‫.BEFORE THE EXCHANGE

‫WE COULD HAVE HIM BACK ‫.A N D KEEP THEIR LEADER

‫.HEY, YOU TWO ARE THE TEAM

‫.YOU CAN HANDLE THIS

‫.I GOTTA FIND A WAY HOME

‫I NEED BOTH OF YOU TO ‫.RESCUE THE PRISONER

‫,WHEREVER COBRA'S KEEPING HIM

‫I'M SURE THEY'RE GUARDING ‫.HIM VERY HEAVILY

‫HE'S ONE OF OUR ‫,GREATEST HEROES

‫SOMEONE WITH THE POWER TO ‫CHANGE THE WORLD. SOMEONE WHO

‫COME ON! HOW GREAT ‫CAN THIS GUY BE

‫IF HE'S STUPID ENOUGH TO GET ‫?CAUGHT BY A BUNCH OF SNAKE PEOPLE

‫.HE'S YOU, VIRGIL

‫[[WHIMPERS

‫[[SCREECHES

‫.IT'S ALL SO INCREDIBLE

‫?AND I'M DA MAN HERE, HUH

‫.NOT YOU. HIM

‫,ME, HIM... SAME THING

‫.GIVE OR TAKE 40 YEARS

‫,NOT EXACTLY

‫WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE ALONG ‫.STRICTLY FOR BACKUP

‫BACKUP? YOU'VE ‫SEEN WHAT I CAN D

‫YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT ‫.LITTLE GO-ROUND WE HAD

‫THIS HAS NOTHING ‫.TO DO WITH THAT

‫.BUT YOU ARE STILL MAD AT ME

‫LOOK, SUPPOSE SOMETHING HAPPENED ‫.TO YOU TONIGHT, SOMETHING BAD

‫THAT WOULD MEAN THE ‫OLDER VERSION OF YOU

‫WOULD NEVER HAVE ‫?EXISTED, RIGHT

‫?COULD THAT REALLY HAPPEN

‫I MEAN IF I... THEN HE

‫LET'S NOT TRY ANY ‫?EXPERIMENTS, OK

‫WELL, ISN'T THERE ANYONE ‫?ELSE WHO CAN HELP US

‫?WHAT ABOUT ROBIN

‫.ROBIN? HE'S... A CIVILIAN NOW

‫AND THE LEAGUE'S OFF ‫.NEAR ALPHA CENTAURI

‫GEAR IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ‫THE WORLD, AND YOUR SON IS

‫!SON?! WHOA

‫?I HAVE A SON

‫.YEAH, YOU DO

‫YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF ‫,SURPRISES IN STORE

‫BUT I'M NOT GONNA ‫.SPOIL ANY MORE OF THEM

‫.COME ON

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫.GOING UNDERCOVER

‫THE OLD MAN HAS A CONTACT

‫WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO ‫.GET ME INTO COBRA

‫SUPPOSED TO WAIT ‫.DOWN THERE FOR HIM

‫SURE MUST BE NICE HAVING ‫SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU LEADS

‫.AND HELP FIGURE OUT THINGS

‫.IT IS

‫WHAT WAS BRUCE LIKE ‫?WHEN YOU KNEW HIM

‫.TALLER

‫.I RECOGNIZE THE STREETS

‫BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS SO

‫.DIFFERENT

‫HE'S A SPLICER. THEY ‫.USE ANIMAL D.N.A

‫SOME OF THE WHACK JOBS IN ‫.COBRA LOOK ALMOST LIKE SNAKES

‫.THAT CAN'T BE LEGAL

‫,IT'S NOT

‫BUT THE COPS ARE TOO BUSY

‫.TO DO MUCH ABOUT IT

‫.WELL, SOME THINGS ‫NEVER CHANGE ?WHAT NOW

‫,I GO WAIT UNDER THAT BRIDGE

‫AND YOU, YOU'RE GONNA ‫STAY AT THE CORNER

‫AND TRY VERY HARD NOT TO ‫.ERASE YOUR OWN FUTURE

‫!HUMPH

‫[[GRUNTS

‫[[BUZZER

‫.WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE

‫I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA ‫.THROW AWAY THE KEY

‫?OUT. WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE

‫.NOT IF I HAD MY WAY

‫THERE'S GONNA BE A PRISONER ‫?EXCHANGE, ISN'T THERE

‫.UNH

‫!UNH

‫HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN ‫.ONE OF YOURS

‫?WHO WAS IT

‫?WONDER WOMAN

‫?THE LANTERN

‫.STATIC? QUIET

‫.PERFECT, JUST PERFECT

‫!VIRGIL? UHH

‫!VIRGIL

‫.EASY ON THE VOLUME

‫WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ‫?UNDERCOVER, REMEMBER

‫.I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERCOVER

‫.YOU WERE JUST GONNA WAIT

‫.I DID... TILL I GOT ‫TIRED OF IT !COME HERE

‫I FOUND SOMEONE WHO SAYS ‫.HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT COBRA

‫.THAT'S HIM, DOWN THERE

‫.YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING

‫.MAYBE HE'S THE GUY

‫BUT THE OLD MAN SAID

‫.COME ON

‫.COBRA'S RIGHT IN HERE, BOYS

‫?YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS

‫?WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU

‫.OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHY I'D LIE

‫[[ALL CHUCKLING

‫THEY'RE JOKERZ. THEY DON'T ‫.KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COBRA

‫.HE WAS JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN

‫.NO BIGGIE

‫THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH ‫.OF CLOWNS, THAT'S ALL

‫SEE? A BUNCH OF CL

‫.YEAH. CLOWNS

‫[[BOTH GROWLING

‫!HYUH! HUNH

‫!UNH

‫!UHH

‫!AHH! AHH

‫[[GROANING

‫!OHH! UHH

‫!Man: GET HIM

‫!AHH! UHH

‫!WAH! UNH

‫.HEY, THAT WAS WAY SHUI

‫.SHUI? I DON'T GET IT

‫!GET THIS

‫!UNH! YAAH

‫!UHH... UHH... UHH

‫!NOW I GET IT

‫.SHUI

‫!IT'S A DISTRACTION! LOOK

‫!UHH

‫!HYUH

‫!OHH! AHH! UHH

‫!AH! UNH

‫.COME ON, GUYS

‫WHERE'S THAT SPARKLING ‫?SENSE OF HUMOR

‫!AHH

‫.WELL, LET'S HEAR IT

‫?THANK YOU

‫YOU SENT US OFF ON ‫.A WILD GOOSE CHASE

‫WE PROBABLY MISSED ‫,THE REAL CONTACT

‫?AND YOU WANT GRATITUDE

‫I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW YOU ‫.COULD HAVE GROWN UP TO BE

‫ONE OF THE WORLD'S ‫.GREATEST HEROES

‫HEY, RELAX. WE'LL ‫.BE THERE SOON

‫.YEAH

‫[HEY! [ALARM WAILING

‫.UNH

‫[[MEN SHOUTING

‫!HE'S HEADING FOR ‫THE BRIDGE !GET HIM

‫!HE'S GONE! AAH

‫.NOW CALL THE HARBOR PATROL

‫!UHH! UNH! UHH! UHH

‫!LONG LIVE COBRA

‫THIS IS 7-5-NINER, REQUESTING ‫.PERMISSION TO TAKE OFF

‫.GOT A CLEARANCE YET? OVER

‫IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER ‫.COUPLE MINUTES, 7-5-NINER

‫.WE GOT SOME HEAVY ‫TRAFFIC COMING IN .OVER

‫!7-5-9: UHH

‫.YOU OK? OVER

‫.Man: JUST FINE

‫BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL ‫.WAIT FOR CLEARANCE

‫.OVER AND OUT

‫!HEY! STOP

‫IT'S ME. I'LL BE THERE ‫.IN A FEW MINUTES

‫.LEADER, GRISBY

‫?WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH STATIC

‫.DON'T TOUCH HIM. STATIC'S MINE

‫[[COMPUTER BEEPING

‫Batman: YOU'VE GOTTA GET ‫.THIS KID OFF MY BACK

‫.HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY

‫.I SAVED HIS BUTT. HE NEEDS ME

‫!Bruce: QUIET

‫.COBRA'S LEADER JUST ESCAPED

‫THAT MEANS THEY DON'T ‫.NEED STATIC ANYMORE

‫?WHAT DO WE DO NOW

‫?HELLO

‫.I'M THINKING

‫.LOOKS JUST LIKE WE LEFT IT

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫.THIS IS WHERE I GO TO THINK

‫.IT'S PRETTY PATHETIC

‫.NOT EVERYBODY HAS A MANSION

‫?AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING

‫.I KINDA RAN INTO A DEAD END

‫I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ‫.TO BE ON YOUR OWN

‫LOOK, COMING HERE WAS ‫.HARD ENOUGH FOR ME

‫I'M NOT GONNA GET ‫DOWN ON MY KNEES AND

‫?AND WHAT

‫WHY IS THERE A RETINAL SCANNER

‫IN AN OLD ABANDONED ‫?GAS STATION

‫.RETINAL SCANNER? LET ME SEE

‫!AAH

‫.UNH. OH. OH

‫[[TRAP DOOR CLOSES

‫LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T ‫.DONE TOO BAD FOR MYSELF

‫[[BEEPING

‫?KNOW WHAT THIS IS

‫.LOOKS SORTA LIKE ‫A SHOCK BOX BUT

‫[[GASPS

‫?GEAR

‫?WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

‫YOU GOT SO

‫.BIG

‫.IT'S A RECORDED HOLOGRAM

‫.OH, YEAH, RIGHT

‫IT'S LIKE THOSE THINGS ‫.PEOPLE USED TO HAVE

‫.UH, ANSWERING MACHINES

‫.SO THIS IS AN OLD MESSAGE

‫.MM-HMM

‫[[BEEPS

‫VIRG. MEET ME AT DAKOTA ‫.PLATFORM 247 RIGHT AWAY

‫.IT'S AN EMERGENCY

‫:Computer voice ‫.TUESDAY, 7:40 A.M

‫.THAT WAS THIS MORNING

‫I THOUGHT YOU SAID GEAR WAS ON ‫.THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD

‫.HE IS. IT'S A SECRET MISSION

‫.ONLY THE OLD MAN KNEW

‫THEN THE MUST HAVE ‫.FAKED THIS SOMEHOW

‫.THIS IS HOW THEY TRICKED ME

‫.I MEAN, HIM

‫ANY IDEA WHERE THIS ‫?PLATFORM 247 IS

‫NO. BUT I KNOW ‫.SOMEONE WHO DOES

‫.All: PRAISE COBRA

‫.LET ALL FEAR OUR MINDS

‫WE HAVE STATIC IN ‫.A STASIS CHAMBER

‫.HE'S READY FOR YOU

‫.GOOD

‫BUT I'D LIKE TO DO A ‫.LITTLE SPLICING FIRST

‫.I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT

‫[[INHALING

‫[[GROWLS

‫THE PLATFORMS WERE ORIGINALLY ‫.DESIGNED FOR THE MILITARY

‫.NOW THEY'RE GHOST TOWNS

‫!UNH, UNH, UNH

‫.ALLOW ME

‫.IT'S A STASIS FIELD

‫.THAT'S HOW THEY'RE HOLDING HIM

‫.THAT'S ME

‫?GOT A PLAN

‫GO DOWN THERE AND ‫.FIGHT REAL HARD

‫,THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

‫.AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MENTOR

‫[[GRUNTING

‫SEE IF YOU CAN SHUT ‫.OFF THE STASIS FIELD

‫!HUH! UNH

‫WHAT HAVE WE HERE

‫?A FAILED CLONING ATTEMPT

‫?A MINI STATIC

‫[[SCREAMING

‫.YEAH, MINI ALL RIGHT

‫!AAH

‫[[ALL YELLING

‫!UNH! UNH! HOLD HIM

‫.THIS'LL PERK UP YOUR CIRCUITS

‫!UNH! UNH

‫!UNH! AAH

‫!UNH

‫!UNH

‫!STATIC! HERE

‫WHAT AM I SUPPOSED ‫?TO DO WITH IT

‫!UNH

‫!Batman: IT'S ‫KNOCKOUT GAS !THROW IT

‫!UNH

‫YEAH, IT'S NOT GONNA ‫.DO YOU ANY GOOD

‫Virgil: IT WILL IF ‫.I SUPERCHARGE IT

‫!UNHHH

‫[[YELLING, POUNDING ON DOOR

‫WE'RE GONNA NEED ‫.SOME HELP HERE

‫.AND I KNOW JUST WHO

‫[[ALL YELLING

‫!UNH

‫.WOW

‫I CAN SEE WHY YOU DIDN'T ‫.THINK I COULD BE HIM

‫ACTUALLY, I'M STARTING ‫.TO SEE THE RESEMBLANCE

‫I

‫.I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

‫.DON'T WORRY

‫.EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE

‫?HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING

‫.YOU MUST BE GOING BACK

‫?WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ‫TO ME ?WHAT SHOULD I DO

‫.BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

‫.THAT'S YOUR GREATEST POWER

‫!AAAHHH

‫.WELCOME BACK

‫.YEAH. I KNEW I COULD FIX THIS

‫!GEAR! I SAW THE FUTURE

‫I SAW YOU, I SAW ‫.MYSELF, I SAW BATMAN

‫BATMAN, YOU WERE

‫.I'D RATHER NOT KNOW

‫.WELL, YOU STILL ‫HAD YOUR HAIR .UNH

‫?YOU GONNA BE OK

‫.I'M GONNA BE JUST ‫FINE ,OH, AND GEAR

‫MAYBE YOU SHOULD ‫.LAY OFF THE FRIES

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