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‫.NO SIGN OF EXPLOSIVES ‫.NO BATTERING RAM

‫THAT WALL WENT DOWN ‫.BY BRUTE FORCE

‫.WORD

‫.SOUNDS LIKE A BANG BABY

‫THIS MAKES 4 BREAK-INS ‫.SO FAR THIS WEEK

‫.ALL CHEMISTRY LABS

‫HMM. MAYBE THIS GUY'S MAKING

‫.THE WORLD'S STRONGEST VITAMINS

‫!YO, STATIC! LOOK OVER HERE

‫WHOEVER DID THIS ‫.IS ONE BURLY DUDE

‫.HE LEFT HIS FOOTPRINTS

‫?IN SOLID WOOD

‫?OK, WHAT ABOUT KANGOR

‫.NO, HE'S IN LOCKUP

‫BESIDES, THAT FOOTPRINT ‫.WAS NORMAL SIZE

‫KANGOR WEARS SOMETHING ‫.LIKE A SIZE 196-WIDE

‫MUST BE MURDER ‫.TRYING TO FIND SOCKS

‫♪ YEAH ♪

‫♪ IT FEELS SO FINE ♪

‫♪ YOU CAN WATCH ‫ME TOUCH THE SKY ♪

‫♪ IT SEEMS SO RIGHT ♪

‫.WE'RE GETTIN' CLOSE

‫.ROGER

‫.COMMENCE EVASIVE MANEUVER

‫.I WISH YOU'D STOP THAT

‫!HA HA! RACE YA

‫[[CLANGS

‫?WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

‫.NEXT TIME

‫.DISPENSER. COMMAND: ROOT BEER

‫SOMETIMES, I HAVE THIS ‫,MASK ON FOR SO LONG

‫IT STARTS TO FEEL LIKE ‫.A PART OF MY FACE

‫.YEAH. ME, TOO

‫!Voice: OH

‫? "DID YOU JUST SAY" OH

‫.[BEEPING] GREAT

‫?NOW YOUR ALARM GOES OFF

‫!OK, COME OUT

‫!AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY

‫.NO. FUNNY IS YOUR DEPARTMENT

‫?SHEBANG? SHEBANG

‫VIRGIL HAWKINS AND RICHIE FOLEY

‫.HIGH SCHOOL SUPERHEROES ‫?WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED

‫.BY THE WAY, LOVE THE MASKS

‫.OH, HERE. SORRY

‫YOU KNOW, RUNNING ‫AFTER YOU ALL NIGHT

‫?MADE ME THIRSTY. MAY I

‫?HOW DID YOU FIND US

‫.I FOLLOWED YOU

‫PERSONALLY, I THINK YOU ‫.COULD USE A SECRET ENTRANCE

‫HEY, IF WE WANT YOUR ‫.ADVICE, WE'LL ASK

‫?NOW WHY ARE YOU HERE

‫.I... I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP

‫?YOU NEED OUR HELP

‫.IT'S MY PARENTS

‫I THINK SOMEBODY ‫.KIDNAPPED THEM

‫3 DAYS AGO, MY PARENTS LEFT

‫.TO ATTEND AN IMPORTANT MEETING

‫I THOUGHT SECURITY WOULD ‫,BE GOING WITH THEM

‫BUT NOW I FIND OUT SECURITY ‫.KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT

‫SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR ‫?PARENTS ARE HERE IN DAKOTA

‫WE HAD A WEB CAM ‫.CHAT 2 DAYS AGO

‫[I RECORDED IT. [BEEPS

‫YOU CAN SEE THE ‫DAKOTA MEDIA CENTER

‫.IN THE BACKGROUND

‫Shenice: BUT WHEN DO ‫?YOU GET TO COME HOME

‫.AS SOON AS WE CAN, HON

‫BUT FIRST, WE PROMISED ‫.TO MEET SOMEONE

‫.IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, SHENICE

‫.[DOORBELL RINGS] IT'S HIM

‫.WE GOTTA GO, SWEETIE

‫.WE'LL CALL TONIGHT. WE PROMISE

‫!AAH! JONATHAN

‫I HAVEN'T HEARD ‫.FROM THEM SINCE

‫WHAT DOES WITNESS ‫?PROTECTION SAY

‫.NOTHING. JUST SIT TIGHT

‫.WE'LL FIND 'EM FOR YOU

‫!FIND THEM FOR ME? OH, NO

‫I NEED HELP, BUT ‫.I'M NOT HELPLESS

‫SHENICE, WE'VE HAD MORE ‫.EXPERIENCE WITH THIS STUFF

‫!I DON'T CARE! I'M COMING, TOO

‫!NO, YOU'RE NOT

‫!YES, I AM

‫!NO, YOU'RE NOT

‫.YES, SHE IS

‫.THIS IS THE RIGHT HOTEL

‫NOW WE NEED TO FIND ‫.THE RIGHT ROOM

‫!SHEBANG! SHEBANG

‫!WHOA! WHOA

‫GIVE A BROTHER A ‫?LITTLE WARNING, HUH

‫.THIS IS IT

‫.YUP

‫IT MATCHES THE BACKGROUND ‫.ON THE VIDEO FILE

‫.NO SIGN OF THE PARENTS, THOUGH

‫MAYBE I CAN PICK ‫.UP SOME PRINTS

‫GIVE ME A FULL SCAN ‫.OF THE ROOM, BACKPACK

‫.CHEMICALS, FIBERS, ANYTHING

‫.UH-OH

‫?WHAT DID YOU FIND

‫SAME FOOTPRINTS WE SAW AT ‫.THE CHEMISTRY LAB BREAK-IN

‫SO OUR LOOTER IS ‫.ALSO A KIDNAPPER

‫?WHAT LOOTER? WHAT BREAK-IN

‫[[BEEPING

‫HE'S PICKING UP A ‫.POLICE BULLETIN

‫,Police dispatcher: ALL UNITS

‫THERE IS A METAHUMAN ‫.CRIME IN PROGRESS

‫.CHEMICAL PLANT, ROUTE 92 ‫.PLEASE RESPOND, ALL UNITS

‫.I WONDER IF IT'S BIGFOOT

‫WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE ‫?TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON

‫.I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY

‫!HEY

‫[[SIREN

‫[[CLANG

‫!OHH

‫♪ MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ♪

‫♪ LET ME THROUGH ♪

‫♪ GANGWAY ♪

‫♪ MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ♪

‫♪ LET ME THROUGH ♪

‫♪ GANGWAY ♪

‫♪ MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ♪

‫♪ LET ME THROUGH ♪

‫♪ GANGWAY ♪

‫♪ MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ♪

‫♪ LET ME THROUGH ♪

‫♪ GANGWAY ♪

‫!I NEED BACKUP! LOTS OF BACKUP

‫[[HORN HONKING

‫[[ELECTRIC CRACKLING

‫!AAH! AAH

‫♪ MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ♪

‫!OHH

‫♪ MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ♪

‫[Cop: AAH! [SIREN

‫!GET ME OUT OF HERE

‫!HELP

‫♪ MAKE WAY ♪

‫♪ STEPPIN' THE WRONG THING ♪

‫[[ELECTRIC CRACKLING

‫!IT'S OPEN. GET OVER HERE

‫!Static: YO, BIGFOOT

‫!YOUR SHOPPING SPREE IS OVER

‫NOW WATCH A ‫.PROFESSIONAL AT WORK

‫!UHH

‫!YE-AAH! YE-AAH

‫!UHH

‫!?Static: 4,000 POUNDS

‫WHEW! BOY, YOU'D BETTER ‫.LAY OFF THE DESSERTS

‫!I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

‫!UHH

‫!AAH

‫!CATCH! AAH

‫[[COUGHING

‫BY THE WAY, THAT GOO ‫YOU'RE SITTING IN

‫.IS STRONGER THAN CONCRETE

‫!UHH

‫[[RUMBLING

‫!BACK OFF, BIG MAN! UHH

‫!DOWN... YOU... GO

‫!UHH! UHH

‫!OHH

‫,YOU'RE STRONG, SHENICE

‫.BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH

‫.IT'S YOU

‫!OHH

‫[[GEARS WHIRRING

‫?MOM? DAD

‫GET OUT OF THE ‫!WAY, SHENICE, NOW

‫?MOM? DAD

‫[[SHEBANG GRUNTS

‫Static: WHAT ARE YOU ‫?DOIN' STANDIN' OUT THERE

‫.YOU ALMOST GOT SQUASHED

‫MY PARENTS... THEY'RE ‫.INSIDE THOSE THINGS

‫!?WHAT

‫[[GROANS

‫.HURRY

‫.Jonathan: WE'RE TRYING

‫.THESE AREN'T EASY TO OPERATE

‫.KEEP WORKING. I'LL HANDLE THEM

‫IF YOU DO ANYTHING ‫TO HURT OUR DAUGHTER

‫.NOT TO WORRY, DOLORES

‫.I'LL JUST SHAKE 'EM UP A BIT

‫!AAH! AAH

‫!AAH

‫Static: DUMPSTER! WHY ‫?IS IT ALWAYS A DUMPSTER

‫WHEN THIS GUY SAYS HE'S GONNA ‫.HIT THE ROAD, HE MEANS IT

‫,THAT'S LIQUID NITROGEN ‫.MINUS 321 FAHRENHEIT

‫.PUT DOWN THE TANK, MAN

‫ONE TOUCH OF THAT, AND ‫.YOU'RE FROZEN YOGURT

‫.SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

‫!CLEAR OUT! CLEARING

‫?STATIC, WHERE ARE YOU

‫.Static on radio: I DON'T KNOW

‫I CAN'T SEE. GONNA ‫.BURN THIS OFF

‫.HE ESCAPED

‫?EVERYBODY OK

‫I GUESS. EXCEPT

‫!MY PARENTS ARE GONE... AGAIN

‫♪ YEAH-AH-AH ♪

‫:OUR HOUSE SPECIALTY

‫THE ABANDONED ‫.BURRITO OF SOLITUDE

‫ONE BITE AND YOU'LL ‫.NEED TO BE ALONE

‫.NO, THANKS

‫♪ HEY-EY-EY-EY-EY ♪

‫.MAN, SHE IS SERIOUSLY DOWN

‫.I'M USING MY BEST JOKES

‫MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S ‫.DEPRESSING HER

‫.LISTEN, SHENICE

‫,I KNOW THINGS LOOK BAD ‫.BUT IT'S GONNA BE OK

‫?HOW'S IT GONNA BE OK, VIRGIL

‫I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE HIDING ‫,MY PAST AND LIVING A LIE

‫BUT I ALWAYS BELIEVED I ‫.COULD TRUST MY PARENTS

‫NOW I FIND OUT THEY'RE ‫.LIVING AN EVEN BIGGER LIE

‫ALL I KNOW IS ‫,WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS

‫BUT YOU HAVE TO ‫.LET US HELP YOU

‫OK, FIRST OFF WHO'S THE HEAVY ‫?DUDE WITH THE SKIN CONDITION

‫.HE'S... I DON'T KNOW

‫RICH, DO AN INTERNET CHECK ‫.ON SHENICE'S PARENTS

‫MAYBE THAT'LL GIVE US ‫.A LEAD ON THIS GUY

‫.NO! FORGET IT. DON'T BOTHER

‫I'M GONNA HANDLE ‫.THIS BY MYSELF

‫SHENICE, I'M SORRY YOUR ‫,MOM AND DAD ARE INVOLVED

‫.BUT THEY BROKE THE LAW

‫.YEAH, AND WE'RE CRIME FIGHTERS

‫WE HAVE TO, YOU ‫.KNOW, FIGHT CRIME

‫.NO! BUTT OUT

‫,IF YOU DON'T

‫I'LL... I'LL TELL EVERYBODY

‫.ABOUT YOUR SECRET IDENTITIES

‫,SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT

‫?WOULD SHE

‫.UNLOCKED

‫.PRESSURE'S STEADY

‫?WHERE'S KOENIG

‫HE'S OVER THERE

‫.SNACKING

‫[[GRUNTS

‫.KOENIG, PUT IT DOWN

‫?[CHUCKLES] AMAZING, ISN'T IT

‫,THIS MUST WEIGH 500 POUNDS

‫BUT TO ME IT FEELS ‫.LIGHT AS A BALLOON

‫.KOENIG, YOU'RE A FOOL

‫,THE GREATER YOUR DENSITY ‫THE HARDER IT WILL BE TO

‫I KNOW WHAT IT'S ‫,DOING TO ME, JONATHAN

‫.BUT I'M HUNGRY

‫,THE LONGER I'M LIKE THIS

‫.THE MORE MASS I NEED TO ABSORB

‫THE PRESSURE CHAMBER CAN'T TAKE ‫,YOUR WEIGHT. YOU'LL BREAK IT

‫AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE TO YOURSELF ‫.AND TO US WILL BE FOR NOTHING

‫,WELL, JONATHAN

‫THAT'S WHY I'M COUNTING ‫ON YOU AND DOLORES

‫TO MAKE SURE THAT ‫.DOESN'T HAPPEN

‫[[ALARM BLARING

‫.YOU KEEP WORKING

‫.I'LL GO GREET OUR INTRUDERS

‫♪ YOU GO, GIRL ♪

‫NEVER THOUGHT I'D ‫.SEE THIS PLACE AGAIN

‫[[GASPS

‫[[STRAINING

‫.WELCOME BACK, SHENICE

‫AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY HELLO ‫?TO AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND

‫[[SHEBANG GRUNTING

‫!LET HER GO

‫[[GRUNTING

‫DARLING, WE'RE SO SORRY WE

‫.SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT

‫?WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE

‫THE GOVERNMENT SHUT ‫!THIS PLACE DOWN

‫Koenig: WE NEEDED ‫.A PLACE TO WORK

‫!?WHAT'S GOIN' ON

‫AS YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU WERE

‫,BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG

‫.WE WORKED WITH DR. KOENIG HERE

‫WE WERE TRYING TO FIND ‫A WAY FOR LIVING CELLS

‫TO ABSORB ENERGY ‫,MORE EFFICIENTLY

‫BYPASS THE WHOLE ‫.METABOLIC PROCESS

‫.IT WAS A DEAD END

‫.WE WENT ON TO ANOTHER PROJECT

‫?ME

‫YES. WHILE KOENIG ‫.CONTINUED HIS RESEARCH

‫.HE EXPERIMENTED ON HIMSELF

‫.YOU SEE THE RESULTS

‫.I ACHIEVED MY GOAL

‫I GAINED THE ABILITY TO ABSORB ‫.MASS FROM OTHER OBJECTS

‫THEIR ATOMIC ‫.STRUCTURE COLLAPSES

‫.I BECOME TOUGHER

‫UNFORTUNATELY, I ALSO ENDED UP

‫WITH SOME UNPLEASANT ‫.SIDE EFFECTS

‫.I CAN'T STOP THE PROCESS

‫.SOON HE WON'T BE ABLE TO MOVE

‫.HE'LL BECOME A LIVING STATUE

‫THAT'S WHY HE ‫STOLE THOSE THINGS

‫SO WE COULD BUILD THIS CHAMBER

‫AND FORCE THE CURE INTO ‫.HIS SKIN UNDER PRESSURE

‫?WHY HELP HIM AT ALL

‫.SIMPLE SELF-INTEREST

‫.SHOW HER

‫[[COLLARS BEEPING

‫[[GASPS

‫IF YOUR PARENTS DON'T CURE ‫.ME, I'LL PUSH THIS BUTTON

‫3 MINUTES LATER, THOSE COLLARS ‫.WILL INJECT THEM WITH POISON

‫.I CAN BREAK THOSE IN A SECOND

‫,AH, BUT IF YOU EVEN TRY

‫,THEY'LL GO OFF

‫AND I'M THE ONLY ONE

‫WHO KNOWS THE ‫.DEACTIVATION CODE

‫.YOU'RE SICK

‫.AGREED

‫.NOW LET'S GET TO WORK

‫?ANY LUCK, RICH

‫.NO, NOTHING MUCH

‫IN FACT, THE ONLY ‫PICTURE FILE I FOUND

‫IS AN OLD ANNUAL REPORT FROM ‫.THE LAST PLACE THEY WORKED

‫.WAIT. ZOOM IN ON THAT GUY

‫.A LITTLE DIGITAL DOCTORING

‫CHECK IT OUT. IT'S ‫.OUR HEAVY MAN

‫.LET'S ROLL

‫.SEALS ARE GOOD ‫.PRESSURE'S INCREASING

‫I'M INFUSING THE ANTIDOTE

‫.NOW

‫[[ALARM BLARING

‫?WHAT'S WRONG

‫.HIS SKIN IS TOO DENSE

‫NONE OF THE ANTIDOTE ‫.IS GETTING THROUGH

‫[[BLARING

‫.KOENIG, THIS ISN'T WORKING

‫.Koenig: DON'T STOP ‫.TURN UP THE PRESSURE

‫!BUT WE'RE ALREADY IN THE RED

‫!I DON'T CARE

‫!LOOK OUT

‫I WARNED YOU WHAT WOULD ‫.HAPPEN IF YOU FAILED ME

‫.YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES LEFT

‫[[BEEP

‫[[BEEPING] [BEEPING

‫!IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT

‫KISS YOUR PARENTS ‫.GOOD-BYE, SHENICE

‫.OH, YEAH. INTERCEPTION

‫?WHAT'D WE MISS

‫!YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM

‫.NO, GEAR, WAIT

‫.MY PARENTS NEED YOU

‫HEY, HEAVY, THIS NOVA BURST ‫.SHOULD LIGHTEN YOU UP

‫I CAN ABSORB ANYTHING ‫.YOU THROW AT ME

‫?CAN THE SAME BE SAID FOR YOU

‫.I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT

‫LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESSON

‫IN STRUCTURAL ‫.ENGINEERING, STATIC

‫!AAH

‫.CLASS DISMISSED

‫THIS GUY REALLY KNOWS HOW ‫.TO BRING DOWN THE HOUSE

‫[[RAPID BEEPING

‫.COME ON, BACKPACK ‫!FIND THE COMBO

‫.ONE MINUTE

‫.I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU

‫!Static: STAY PUT, YOU FREAK

‫.YOU ABSORBED EVERYTHING

‫.NOT EVERYTHING

‫[[GROANS

‫[[RAPID BEEPING

‫.NO! LET ME HANDLE THIS

‫.COME ON, BACKPACK ‫!YOU CAN DO IT

‫4 SECONDS... 3

‫2

‫[[BACKPACK BEEPS

‫[[SIGHS

‫!THANK GOODNESS

‫.I GOTTA HELP STATIC

‫?GEAR

‫.I'VE GOTTA GO

‫!WAIT FOR ME

‫[[BREATHING HEAVILY

‫,YOU HAD TO INTERFERE ‫?DIDN'T YOU

‫WELL, NOW YOU'LL PAY ‫!THE ULTIMATE PRICE

‫[[GRUNTING

‫?WHAT'S BELOW THIS FLOOR

‫?UNDERGROUND PARKING. WHY

‫!AAH

‫[[GRUNTS

‫.CAN'T... MOVE

‫.THAT'S IT, BIG BOY

‫.NO MORE MILKSHAKES FOR YOU

‫Shebang: WHAT'S ‫?GONNA HAPPEN TO HIM

‫.Static: I DON'T KNOW

‫.MAYBE SOMEBODY CAN FIND A CURE

‫.HUH. ONE THING'S FOR SURE

‫.HE'S NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE

‫.LISTEN, GUYS

‫I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE ‫.WHEN I MADE THAT THREAT

‫I WOULD NEVER GIVE ‫.AWAY YOUR SECRETS

‫NO BIGGIE. IT WAS THE ‫.HEAT OF THE MOMENT

‫THIS STUFF HAPPENS ALL THE ‫.TIME WHEN YOU'RE A TEAM

‫!?A TEAM?! A TEAM

‫.UH, YEAH. SURE. WE'RE A TEAM

‫WHY NOT? SHENICE, YOU'RE WELCOME ‫.TO JOIN US ANY TIME YOU'RE IN TOWN

‫!COOL

‫?Static: JUST CALL FIRST, OK

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